MoistCr1TiKaL, I didn't want to go to war, but... - Off The Rails #55

[@alextaboas9199]

I hate the way the crew infantized Teddy by only talking to him about Dinosaurs, why didn’t they ask him about the political and economic state of the world rn?

[@DignanDerkin]

fr little man is clearly on the level of an astrophysics professor

[@mh2120]

I think Teddy might've had a clause in his contract to avoid tough questions like that. Like, c'mon. TALK ABOUT THE ALLEGATIONS

[@HyperManic1000]

This is underrated

[@wiwi6049]

You can see it in his eyes, how he really just wants to be treated as the quantum physicist he is. The crew really just gaslit, infantalized and manipulated him 😢😭🤬😡

[@Myluz12]

I don't know, a person in pursuit of knowledge would probably be better off studying the mysteries of history, the vastness of space and analyze paradoxes than just spend most of their time on the "political and economic state of the world" right now. I say "GO DINOSAURS!" for little Teddy. 😆

[@rohanchintarlapalli415]

My favorite crew member is Teddy. Teddy would NEVER ditch Gabe. Truly a stand up guy unlike his fellow employees. One of the MANY reasons he’s my favorite. Also B’AB killed it today on the soundboard

[@marialovesmusicalot]

😂😂😂

[@olivia1151]

the bruce content was just wholesome to sit and witness. and maybe my family just sucks, but the way ethan was interacting with teddy was so sweet and showed genuine interest in his thoughts. NUMBA 1 DAD

[@chelseas.horizon2222]

I really loved it. You could tell he would easily spend hours listening to what Teddy had to say. Meanwhile my dad would not talk to me until I was like 20 because he thought young people only had meaningless things to say 🤣

[@extrasagrada]

@@chelseas.horizon2222 damn! his loss girl

[@Peter_739]

Yeah, nobody talks to kids like this in our family and frankly even I can't do it. I like that it's not always the case.

[@shannonrickard8605]

Sometimes talking to very young kids is maddening, but if you really listen to them, through the pausing, stuttering, repeating and jabbering, they can say some really interesting and profound things, if not interesting and profound, at least hilarious

[@stinkbutt3121]

@@shannonrickard8605 This is true! We always talked to my siblings like little adults and my youngest brother who is now 7, talks and uses words i don’t even use lol! In our case it so helped them be able to express their feelings/boundaries/selves clearly! 💜

[@lmariebible]

Teddy's little whisper "hi daddy" melted my ice cold heart lol. How sweet are he and Bruce.

[@katy6253]

😊

[@3MolesInATrenchCoat]

Oh my god you're right! Holy PRECIOUS.

[@tanikauniacke5119]

Olivia's face lighting up whenever the 42nd candles appear cracks me up

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

Olivia is the life behind this meme and I love it. She lights up when it happens every time and it always gives me a laugh.

[@harley-lynn]

42th*

[@parkersmith8578]

" it's todaaay" 🤣 it's my favorite

[@InfoSecIntel]

Yall literally need to build a chair for Ethan that launches him backwards when you press a button

[@coraf2728]

underrated comment lmao

[@mellybean1718]

🤣🤣🤣 "We should go to this building and B💥💥💥💥 *sound of Ethan flying through the air*"

[@RamonaMariaa]

@@mellybean1718 lmaaoooo

[@steph.o0]

The dub chair

[@SurfingBirdish]

The yeet seat

[@luniette]

Teddy calling Hila Ethans mom is so funny to me even he thinks she’s his caretaker HAHA

[@mitzara25]

🤣🤣

[@Rpgesusgoingin]

Y’all’s watch this garbage

[@rebexyy]

lmao

[@PenguinNinja45]

Mommy ??

[@mjesns77]

him saying hila is the cutest thing i’ve ever heard😍😭

[@beagle9662]

i love how ethan talks to teddy like he’s an adult, aside from it being good for development it’s also really funny to watch ethan interview him

[@beagle9662]

hey child me, may i ask why you made your user “beagle”? and while we’re here why am i just noticing as an adult?

[@Choco861]

@@beagle9662 😂😂😂

[@emiliaamanda8505]

it's so great to watch people talk to young kids like adults, it enhances their vocabulary like if you were to baby talk to a child until they turn 5 they won't be very well spoken!

[@Sneeezzyy]

i would run away if i were that kid. look at these people...Jesus what a freak show

[@MagentaDinosaurs]

@@Sneeezzyy Being a freak is fun, 10/10 would recommend.

[@BEELZEBEATT]

teddy is INSANELY well spoken and smart for a three year old holy cow!! im pretty sure when i was three my head was as empty as a balloon

[@RamonaMariaa]

Lmaooo

[@adMOnished1]

Dude. That boy blew me the fuck away. He's so articulate and smart! How the heck does this kid know Argentinasaurus?!?!?!?! So brilliant! So sharp!!! These children are incredible!

[@wumbojet]

@@adMOnished1 i probably knew about a lot of specific dinosaur names when I was like 5-6, that's insanely impressive

[@icedmf]

It’s giving pedo

[@BEELZEBEATT]

@@icedmf wat

[@tesstrainor3572]

I remember when Hila and Ethan were going through IVF and how Ethan was so paranoid that they would switch his sperm. There’s no denying that’s Ethan’s son! He’s a straight up clone!

[@sadiessupermommy]

they didn’t actually go through IVF, he was just using that as an analogy as if it were to happen 😅 they DID do fertility treatments which can be similar in ways, they mentioned it on a recent pod episode after someone donated and made a mention about their own IVF journey.

[@1Rekuiem]

Most parasocial comment that has actually somehow been upvoted. Please seek help.

[@ScubaMagic]

@@1Rekuiem lmaooo you don't know what parasocial means.

[@Donirexian]

@@1Rekuiem Explain

[@januszkurahenowski2860]

@@1Rekuiem I don't think you fully understand the meaning of that word

[@sakura0055]

Dan taking notes while Theodore gives dinosaur facts was so precious. Such a wholesome time, they both are such good kids, props to Ethan and Hila, this was too cute :)

[@tariqfromsudan]

TIME STAMPS Intro: 0:00 Ethans Thanksgiving thoughts: 4:53 H3 on the most searched podcasts by state: 11:17 Ethan is going unbanned on twitter: 20:04 Gabe Birthday Party Fiasco: 26:18 Teddy and Bruce are on the Podcast!!!!: 46:14 Tate Shorts and Charlie D'Amelio Wins Dancing with the Stars : 58:57 Kaya false claims drama: 1:09:41 Bruce walking on cam: 1:13:32 Kaia Drama Continued: 1:17:50 Hila chimes in 1:26:53 Moist Critical Talks about the drama: 1:40:25 Tim Pool L Take about gun shooting: 2:00:37

[@c.harlotte]

Thank you

[@heathersouter]

you are a God on earth

[@Lady_Gandalf]

i fucking love u. idk why they stopped putting time stamps in the description or wont timestamp the actual videos anymore

[@heathersouter]

@@Lady_Gandalf think it's just not in the description for this week while zachs off

[@stephaliexoxo]

This 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[@_parrylarry_]

ethan: gushing his heart out about how much he loves the podcast and how special and important it is for him also ethan: narrowly evading another Incident by virtue of W Dan's noble actions

[@Vii1iiii]

Dan deserves a monumental raise for everything he does, there’s no producer in this industry like him

[@a1yssaa]

Seriously 😂

[@caitypoo.]

WAN

[@nathanwho1384]

And all he had to do was be a yes man and ride the wave all the way down lmao. Such a hero.

[@CoNiCuZn]

But what about Jamie from the Joe Rohan Experience? Sometimes he looks things up on Google when they ask him to…..

[@tresnugget]

@@Kigoz4Life because that's his entire job. He doesn't do any with even the cameras aren't rolling. /S

[@milenabianca9787]

Omg Bruce is like a teeny tiny Ethan he’s so cute!! His little face when he was walking along he looked so pleased with himself

[@Etticos.]

The genes for Donna’s eyes are strongggg

[@milenabianca9787]

@@Etticos. I know she’s so pretty though anyone who doesn’t see Donna in Ethan is bugging.

[@Etticos.]

@@milenabianca9787 facts

[@thea.-]

Dan "taking notes" on what Theodore was saying about dinos was so endearing. Teddy is so smart and cute Ethan seems like a sweet dad 💞

[@LottieDeLuscious]

Dan "taking notes" on the dinosaurs was too precious

[@Alicehad3cats]

Devil works hard, but Dan works harder. Thank you Dan for saving the pod!🎉

[@michibet1877]

What they delete?

[@FGCfoof]

@@michibet1877 apparently ethan made another b-word joke directed at vatican city?

[@jkatttt1699]

What Ethan said was based af. And also clearly parody. And also very funny.

[@mr.resistance4015]

This devils workday, Great song! 🎵

[@C0ACHMAYNE]

nope he is said bombing again cya guys in a week

[@suhasinishantharam9337]

52:36 Dan writing down dinosaur knowledge from Teddy was so funny

[@hypokratesthehypocrite3513]

Dan is gonna be the royal scribe to the next hairline king King Ted

[@Loading0.0]

[@idakev]

@@hypokratesthehypocrite3513 Dan can be his Royal Hand. "[Littlefinger voice] I served your father diligently for many years, your grace, and I am pre-emptively advising you too to avoid mentioning ... explosives." "[Theodore turns to Dan] ...Brachiosaurus ..." "True that, your grace. Being a king is like being the tallest dinosaur, looking above the herd to lead the way. Write that down, AB." "... But Argentinosaurus is da tallest ..." "👀I stand corrected."

[@under-._.-score]

Wholesome as hell

[@livewiiiiire]

Dan is Bruce's Alfred

[@evilcat333]

“…and so, do you think a triceratops would be afraid of a t-rex?” I LOVE HOW ETHAN IS INTERVIEWING TEDDY LIKE ANOTHER GUEST AHAHAHHAHA

[@riellewins8890]

Dan taking notes during Teddy’s dinosaur facts was hands down the best part of this episode

[@sydneyymillerrr]

absolutely had me smiling like a goober

[@LauJasmin]

Dan is a good man!

[@carleyvollrath]

Omg Bruce is literally just Ethan but a baby. He is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. 😭😭😭

[@user-gt5rl4ox6g]

the little hiccups were so ADORABLE

[@gbott3921]

Ethan learning about Shangela is one small step closer to having Trixie and Katya on the show

[@nicoleplsstop]

YESSSS I need that 😭

[@sarajean3919]

Yeeesssss! They are so funny!

[@sarahmann8137]

That would be UNREAL AWESOME CONTENT MY GOD

[@LynKayx]

That'd be the best episode everrrr I love them together can't imagine how much funnier it'd be with Ethan in the mix 😂

[@cleanweasel3805]

This comment needs more attention

[@jesscoronado2175]

Brucy is literally a mini Ethan, big eyes and everything. I cannot handle such cuteness.

[@rottenink]

Him and Teddy are the only ones who can put Ethan’s hairline in danger

[@neekkennedy]

What a lovely episode where nothing bad happens

[@neekkennedy]

w dan

[@cabbageman7990]

Ethan went unleashed. Dan cleans up as per usual.

[@GIAssasin]

Yeah, just wholesome family vibes

[@jamesszoer7698]

@@cabbageman7990 what did he say

[@brunomillalaf8553]

@@jamesszoer7698 and old timey joke about the Vatican

[@monicagracee]

it’s so humanizing to see ethan with his kids. i sometimes get so wrapped up in the show and the lore i forget he has a whole ass, full and happy life outside of the channel. he seems like such a great dad, would’ve loved to have one like him growing up.

[@danichesney1876]

He seems to have very good morals about fatherhood. Wish more men in the world thought like he did when it comes to being a dad. Simply 🌟 don't abandon them

[@rabbitdude]

I, too, tend to forget he has a whole ass.

[@ReadingFanatic14]

I agree but i’m over him saying he doesn’t go out only because he has kids. Its like bro, u wouldn’t have gone even if u didn’t have kids. Legit excuses lol

[@ktyy777]

ikrrr my mom watched this with me and kept telling me how nice of a father she thinks Ethan is

[@ReadingFanatic14]

@@siiiiiuu7 Im 29. Just old and unaware over here. I totally understand what you mean though, and that’s extremely valid but it honestly depends. Ive worked for a designer in the past and we have gone to events and had drinks but nothing unprofessional or crazy ever happened so its still doable and Ethan crosses a lot of uncomfortable lines with his crew, deff not a standard corporate job by any means and everything always seems chill. With that being said, I don’t think thats the reason tho, or maybe it is? But stop with the kid excuse, say something else cause he makes it sound like parents just can’t and they most definitely can. I genuinely believe he thinks that narrative his true and its just not. The man has a nanny, he’s already in the lead compared to most.

[@2002bubblebutt]

Teddy and Bruce making an appearance absolutely just made my year that was so adorable

[@Kelulaclimbs]

As a former JW when Ethan said “who tf is Jehovah and wtf did he witness” killed me 😂😂 like same bro I don’t even know and I grew up a witness😂

[@thiccolascage8180]

Not a Jehovas Witness, but I believe Jehova is another name for God, and to "witness" is to strictly walk God's path. I had a few friends of that practice growing up, and that was my take away, from what they explained. To be fair, it never interested me in the slightest, so I never bothered learning about it. We would just call our parties "gettogethers" and never said anything was a celebration. That way, those friends I mentioned, would get to participate.

[@kells9k]

When I witnessed Jehovah he told me u needed to somf and wiggle

[@Kelulaclimbs]

@@thiccolascage8180 yes you’re completely right! I did know this since I grew up a witness, but more just added on to the joke. You are a good friend for doing that, I was forced not to go to things bc my friends didn’t pick up on that and everything was a celebration. And now I don’t even care for the religion at all so it’s like I missed out on those things for no reason.

[@nosebleedpuddle]

@@Kelulaclimbs Funny you say this, I had a friend who's whole family is JW and only in the last few years (he's mid 40s) had he started to question. since asking questions, they've completely excommunicated him and want nothing to do with it. There are basic thing he's missed out on in terms of education also and how that deep routed lessons learnt can't seem to add up for him. He's much happier though.

[@Kelulaclimbs]

@@nosebleedpuddle yes I am lucky enough that I started to question it as a teenager and then was fully put by mid highschool, so I can still enjoy things now and I wasn’t to kept out of touch w the world like your friend was. Only thing is I never look forward to holidays even now with my friends and family that aren’t JW, I still participate but I would rather not. But has nothing to do with the religion I just wasn’t raised to like holidays.

[@Heather420]

Super cute seeing Ethan be a proud dad, you can see the joy in his eyes when he's talking about his boys

[@TheVanderbone]

I was listening live when the boys came on and it made me so happy. Hearing Ethan hype up Theodore for knowing so much about dinosaurs was only beat by the little guy answering every question easily.

[@DerpMuse]

Hearing Teddy talk about dinos reminded me of myself as a kid. I had a huge dino phase too. I was 8 when Jurassic park came out and had the toys. Good memories.

[@dangerousd1312]

the mini interview of teddy was amazing lol

[@hellohaveaniceday2705]

Literally that segment made me so damn happy. It made me think about my future of being a father and my past as a child. And knowing Ethan is such an awesome father made me so happy. I just love when people are amazing parents. Then the whole cast all smiling and cheering man i was not ready for this wholesomeness, im crying rn

[@DiamondDogs92]

Honestly, the part with Bruce and Teddy was so fucking wholesome. I love seeing Ethan being an amazing father. ❤

[@tensinkano6888]

Lololololol he’s a complete trash human

[@DiamondDogs92]

@@tensinkano6888 why are you watching again?

[@cookiekrum19]

The moments with the kids is so cute. You can see how much Ethan loves being a dad ❤

[@arianna602]

Just burst into tears when the kids came home and hearing Teddy say hi. My four-year-old daughter is spending the holiday with her dad all week. And although I am totally fine with that because we celebrated ours a few weeks ago, just hearing that sweet voice kicked me in the feels.

[@chillarypuff]

Sending you love ❤️

[@blushampoo162]

❤❤

[@livpxx]

I love seeing Ethan in dad mode! He’s such a good, loving father

[@parkervaughan7262]

"The more men call me ugly, I get more powerful" Hila is such an inspiration!

[@Hxhjli]

At changing her hair yeah she's an inspiration

[@lottie1163]

@@dieauferstehung they're thriving, successful, happy, and have a beautiful family. you clearly don't have any of that lmao. sorry your dad doesn't love you tho x

[@dieauferstehung]

@@lottie1163 my dad loves me, but i guess your dad left you as you are a feminist, no man likes women that encourage sex work sorry, a true man dont want his daughter to fail in life like u did. failure

[@gabygarcia0123]

@@dieauferstehung i'm so attracted to ethan and i wouldn't mind looking like hila either lol u just have bad taste

[@lottie1163]

@@dieauferstehung oh so your mom doesn't love you either? sorry about that :( x

[@socalmads]

I can’t afford a membership anymore so I cancelled it today (will end officially on Dec 11) because my cancer had other plans of medical bills draining me into my first time being in debt but I have to say it was fun for the short couple weeks I had it and I hope they know how much I still love the show and wish I could give/show more of my support. This podcast is the only reason I use KZbin and has gotten me through my chemotherapy sessions and the days following when I’m recovering. I don’t have a support system so everyone here is truly family for me. ✌🏼and lots of ❤

[@Riclmnopp]

Your comment deserves to be seen. I wish the best for you.

[@Chuloon]

I hope by some sort of miracle you will beat this cancer with the help of modern medicine... it is such a shame you have to pay out of pocket for it. Sending positive vibes your way. FAMILY!!

[@se4949]

Bro good luck but it’s 5 bucks like cmon

[@juliaa.marie1]

@@se4949 medical bills are absolutely no joke my guy

[@oohaahteamm]

I hope you understand that money for membership means nothing to real family, we love you and cancer fucking sucks ass. Love you ❤

[@ajspider25]

I took my little sister to an all ages drag brunch a few years ago. It was definitely targeted for families to bring their kids, and all the performances centered around loving yourself and being true to yourself. All great messages for children, wrapped up in drag performers in colorful, fun outfits and costumes. My sister is now 16, and it is definitely a favorite memory of ours. Obviously, not all “all ages” shows are family centered, but it’s so outlandish to equate a drag brunch with grooming children. It’s so sickening and heartbreaking that there are such extremely sick people out there that want to harm the community. Especially based off of insanely incorrect and icky assumptions.

[@bobbyloblaw9794]

Great comment! Conservatives love to pretend that these drag shows are just queens in skimpy clothes twerking for toddlers, when it’s really just about love and acceptance.

[@Konnordawg]

The 42nd birthday gag is HILARIOUS, actually, Mr. Ethan Party-Pooper Klein. Freaking HILARIOUS. The way Ian literally read his mind was the most iconic thing I’ve ever witnessed. I love it.

[@SYLXM]

He knows it's funny. He's playing it up to make the joke funnier. If Ethan just agreed that he was 42 there would be no joke.🤦🏻

[@2.3bviews64]

It’s almost like it’s almost like that’s the whole point

[@renaejay6888]

i never thought we would get Teddy and Bruce content on the show and i’m so happy they are so cute

[@Abitflippant]

Enjoy it, because Ethan and Hila will soon bam them from camera as they should.

[@sarajean3919]

@@Abitflippant I'm actually surprised that Bruce is allowed on camera. Do you know why one is and one isnt??

[@serpentenya]

@@sarajean3919 when Bruce turns 1 he won’t be shown anymore, that’s what they did with Teddy.

[@mjesns77]

@@sarajean3919 bruce still looks like a baby and not quite a little boy yet. they won’t show him much more i think

[@sarajean3919]

@@mjesns77 That makes sense. Kinda figured but couldn't help wonder.

[@cassandracornwell7595]

Started listening at work through my headphones and decided to wait, got off work and there was NOTHING. Almost cried. The devil works hard, Kris Jenner works harder, But DAN WORKS HARDEST🙏🏻

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[@barbiebankstv]

I think this is one of my favorite comments ever 😂 adding the Kris Jenner lore was *chefs kiss 💋*

[@cassandracornwell7595]

@@barbiebankstv Thank you👏🏻 I almost didn't add it, but it felt correct✨

[@barbiebankstv]

@@cassandracornwell7595do you know what happened earlier to the episode? I haven’t gotten to the end to see if they happen to say or not I was just watching it earlier when they were still live I was just like 30-60 min behind and I was enjoying my night watching it and all the sudden it just turned off lol

[@SFO_Gaming]

That never happened

[@AwkwardAnnual]

Seeing Ethan be a dad is just so beautiful ❤️ Teddy and Bruce on the pod is probably the highlight of the year… When Theodore said he wants to do the podcast when he grows up I died 😂 what a cutie

[@kristi4842]

Ethan and Hila are always so supportive of each other. They're honest, loving and sweet all at the same time. I absolutely love how true they are with one another ❤️

[@jettstipes]

AB killed the sound bites this ep! He’s always done great with them and he does his best in the scorpion chair, but love how everyone this episode noticed how good they were

[@miles4986]

AB made a compelling argument about why forming parasocial relationships with online creators is unhealthy and I was like “dang maybe he has a point” but within five minutes Ethan was interviewing Teddy and I almost cried

[@siro777siro]

@@Symora Yeah but it's not that hard to comprehend that the people "on TV" are playing a character and not to get too invested into a social life that A. You can't actually see and B. Have no direct connection to.

[@Culled]

1000% walking Bruce made my heart feel warm

[@mjesns77]

@@Culled time stamp?

[@Wnicole29]

Seriously 😅😅😂

[@demandedcargo3919]

A good way to keep from falling into being parasocial is to instead of saying "I love X content creator" I say "I love X content creator's content"

[@intothevoid10]

I’m absolutely screaming at “what is daddy’s favorite food” “daddy food”

[@jameswitt8124]

Ethan You’re cutting precious years from Dans life you know…

[@kylec1590]

Ethan’s the reason he’s bald

[@TheVanderbone]

“They say when Dan goes on Christmas vacation for two weeks each year he grows a full head of hair back from lack of stress.” -Old fable of Dan the Wizard

[@Loading0.0]

Dans sacrifices don’t go unnoticed

[@TheVanderbone]

@@Loading0.0 W Dan Stan

[@sarahschouveller1993]

@@TheVanderbone 🤣🤣🤣

[@papahusky1263]

Dan saying "weaselly little liar dude" is such a sick reference

[@hannahjonas5394]

Only thing I can be thankful to Trisha for is bringing me this podcast. Period

[@alyasvlogs]

Literally same

[@frosty_teacup]

Never before seen Trisha W

[@katiejay2385]

same i watch this now religiously and it gets me through so much shit in life all thanks to trisha 😂😂

[@jenna.bartlett]

Same here 🙋🏻‍♀️

[@EthanKleinChannelFan]

Same, I started watching Trisha again a little bit ago and since the pregnancy she seems to have actually changed. I hope for their whole family they can work things out (off camera) so cousins can be close… I’m also clearly way to emotionally involved in these two families I’ve never met 😂

[@alliiiiiiiiii]

Teddy saying he wants to do the podcast with Ethan 😭😭 also major props for Ethan and hila for protecting their sons privacy!!🤍🤍

[@Kelulaclimbs]

@@pickle961 they show them as a baby but once they are like a toddler and you can actually tell what they gonna look like they stop showing them, that’s what they did w teddy and now Bruce

[@BOREDWITHOUTFEAR]

We need a Theodore podcast. That man knows exactly what he’s talking about

[@onlyabdelix]

Dan we salute you comrade without you we'd all have 2 weeks of no content during this tough period 👋🏿

[@jadeenewtonn565]

we still might

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[@swagy6012]

My favorite part of the episode when Bruce walks to his dad after extraordinary efforts and swag and then Love says "That took forever" lol

[@_ch3]

The scream I scrumpt when Bruce and Theodore showed up 😭😭😭 I thought someone was bringing one of the dogs to Ethan but it was so much better than I could’ve ever expected 😭😭😭

[@hannahbis]

Ethan: Who is Daddy's mom? Theodore: Hila. I'm dead 💀 🤣

[@Maverekt]

She is his caretaker so it’s not far off

[@mralabbad7]

I'm calling a bad poll. Door did nothing wrong!!

[@empac8631]

She cares and she kills

[@fothrmuckr]

Bruce is so stinkin' cute and the way teddy whispered "hey daddy" was the cutest thing ♡

[@JVG16]

Brucey enters the chat @46:18 Teddy whispers in @46:49 Brucey walks @1:13:54 Wholesome moment @1:14:50 Teddy be Teddy @1:16:36

[@marandasmith1495]

This comment needs to be pinned, most important parts of the podcast 💯

[@mjesns77]

thank you🥰

[@sluggirltomio]

Blessed comment ✨

[@PenguinNinja45]

Can I ask why are they not showing Teddy but are okay with showing Bruce?

[@colind1637]

@@PenguinNinja45 they made it a thing that they wouldn’t show their kids after they turn 2

[@milkteamachine]

Below average men calling Hila ugly will never get old lol

[@1-2-4-0]

Well... she is

[@jjm0537]

@@1-2-4-0 69 comments on this channel

[@1-2-4-0]

@@jjm0537 congrats, you learned how to count

[@jjm0537]

@@1-2-4-0 Thanks. I'm proud of myself.

[@1-2-4-0]

@@jjm0537 aight

[@brownee19]

What a wholesome podcast with absolutely no controversial comments. On a completely separate note, Dan is a God and deserves the FATTEST raise. Praise be to Dan.

[@kita476]

What happened? What did he say?

[@amychavez4443]

I missed it! What happened?!?

[@coralrose5754]

@@amychavez4443 Another “bomb the nra situation” but way more out of pocket 😭☠️

[@kita476]

@@nunpho Ethan sure loves that word lol... He should start sensoring it like he does for R word and P word. Maybe B word them? 😂

[@Vislow]

@@nunpho Just saying another place should be bombed, just another day.

[@Emmiiii267]

You can tell Ethan is such a good dad the open love he gives his sons agh their so cute 🥹🥹 much love to the Klein family and the crew ! Y’all are the best

[@JennaEmbers]

dan, thank you for objecting even when it’s not cool or popular. ethan is hilarious but he needs your voice of reason so much. it can’t be easy always having to be party pooper, but without your logical perspectives reigning things in this show simply would not work. W DAN 💞

[@zimmiezoomie9934]

I appreciate Dan and all the hard work he does!

[@fleischer236]

Thank you Dan

[@samvasquez7872]

W DAN! WAN!

[@eliot8860]

We love you Dan.

[@dirty6004]

WAN, DAN IS A GOOD MAN

[@ethanv5995]

Dans a good man

[@shannonrickard8605]

Dan's stare after "how many of YOU went to the party?" really caught me off gaurd 😂 I suddenly feel very guilty for not going to Gabe's party 🙃 Love the Teddy segment. Easily the best interview Ethan has done lately ❤

[@mellybean1718]

Ethan and Hila: "We're so exhausted, our kids are so exhausting." Their kids: So adorable it's exhausting

[@ollycup1]

"Hi Daddy" "hi sweetheart I love you" 😭 I can't help but tear up omg sooooo sweet, Ethan is such an amazing father 💖

[@Hannah-ch3dl]

I surprised myself laughing out loud when I saw Bruce. He looks so much like Ethan

[@sehunscartier667]

its crazy, they look identical

[@serinabarbadensis]

they keep pumping out lil oliver trees LOL

[@shawtygray]

I literally audibly gasped LOL

[@victoriadarrell]

Here to support Dan. Ethoot is in timeout.

[@Loading0.0]

[@AmandaRooney]

Love Dan. He should pull the Hila card more though! Ethan will listen to her 😂

[@sweetest-of-memes]

agreed and it really bums me out because at the end of the day i love ethan, but i’m beyond over his bullshit. he’s been over this so many times, he knows better. he started the episode talking about how grateful he is for the work they’ve done as a team to build up the podcast and how he doesn’t hate going to work, and then just threw a gigantic nuke on it. why doesn’t he respect his own crew enough to stop? there are so many jokes that exist in the world why tf does it always have to be bomb threats and wishing death on people. if it wasn’t for literally everyone else on the show except him i’d be taking a hiatus because it’s just disrespectful at this point.

[@Abitflippant]

@@sweetest-of-memes I've written four drafts of a reply to your post and everytime I review it I realize my rebuttal to your post is ...bad. I sympathize with Ethan because I envy his freedom to say what he does because of how much disdain I have for the conservative right. He expressed out loud many of the feelings I have. I don't see what he says as bullshit, I see him being honest about how he feels and sharing it with us. Hopefully Hasan can help him express these feelings like he does and only gets banned for dumb shit like saying cracker. But you're right

[@sweetest-of-memes]

@@Abitflippant yeah i think this is a situation where we’re both on the same side but just view it slightly differently. i totally agree with everything you said too. i do love that part of him that just says fuck it, i’m not playing games, this is how i feel. and my real feeling on it (that i didn’t actually say in my comment) is that you can say almost anything if you approach it the right way. if he framed things the way hasan does where it’s clear what the joke is and what the context really is, i would have zero issues. my biggest grievance is that he already knows all of this because it’s been explained to him many times and he even promised us he’d do better. that’s really where i get kinda pissy about it because at this point, dude what gives just try a different approach. so no worries at all, i’m glad you see where i’m coming from even if at first you weren’t on board. peace and love fellow foopa troopa!

[@bendejo8]

"We all know the real men in dress's who groom kids are the ones from the church, not the drag shows." -Trixie Mattel

[@crystalrose8394]

Trixie

[@bendejo8]

@@crystalrose8394 Yes, I forgot for a second. The girl defined video

[@bxthani5861]

bruce walking to ethan almost made me cry 🥹 seeing ethan and hila go from where they started to being parents right before our eyes, i can’t even describe how i feel

[@Lucia-ct2sj]

That's how I felt watching them, I was literally smiling all the time the kids appeared and I cried a little too. Idk why they made me feel so emotional but I just love ethan and hila and the whole crew so much and I'm happy to see them happy ❤❤❤

[@WubZy25]

@@Lucia-ct2sjEthan is a washed up clown and liar

[@juliabrunsman6081]

Man I’m glad this was added back so fast. Ethan pls settle down w ☮️ and ❤️

[@600wheel]

Any idea why it disappeared??

[@600wheel]

I figured it out😂bomb

[@ashmeeanything]

They were never live 😉

[@XeLProductions]

@@600wheel 💣 the Vatican joke lol

[@mikekun155]

If he gets banned one more time out of selfishness I'm unsubbing >.>

[@mokaa151]

This episode was truly the bomb! In fact it almost felt like they had already had another amazing episode and this was really the second bombing of an episode.

[@naomitenorio2852]

💀

[@coldschooI]

Kaboom

[@dangerousd1312]

a second joke has hit the Vatican

[@void7100]

@@dangerousd1312 LOL

[@dixonauch]

It’s always so nice to see how much Ethan truly loves both his wife and his kids. Really does set an example of a good father.

[@ElChuntyCabra]

Yeh.... aside from being an a-hole in every other way in life he is genuinely a good father. No doubt Hila is amazing as well

[@im_amil]

@@ElChuntyCabraI have no doubt hate watching the pod after finding yourself not liking ethan anymore (which is completely valid) probably has some negative effects on your mental health if you’re this dedicated to the comments. I like Ethan, i understand why you don’t. But it’s not that deep, at the end of the day

[@tomcruisemiddleteeth]

@@ElChuntyCabra and yet you're making him money by watching HAHAHAH

[@ElChuntyCabra]

@@tomcruisemiddleteeth Well the wealthier Ethan gets the more it sends him into his downward spiral lol His twitter is banned and next, his youtube channel will be taken down ;)

[@HungUpOnADream1122]

@@ElChuntyCabra zero logic attempting to build a defense lmao

[@momzillainnova]

I have lupus and lost all my eyebrows. Seeing Hila looking fly AF with not eyebrows has me soaring right now.!

[@momzillainnova]

@@Ramen4mwah 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[@jonathoneberly2990]

Love how Ethan abandons the entire show just because he seen his baby looking at him lol

[@sunna8476]

Teddy high key a child genius with his dinosaur knowledge

[@GoldenCoastGTA]

Eeeeeeh... But he def a cutie 300% and being well taken care of and we love that!

[@sunna8476]

@@GoldenCoastGTA I'm kidding, just because he knows his dinosaurs doesn't mean he's actually a child genius, I thought that was obvious, he is a smart kid though

[@shannonrickard8605]

@@sunna8476 i mean, I had no idea the argentinasaurus (sp?) was even a thing, so he's smarter than me anyway

[@yyg4632]

@@FreshNews247 nah the kids stay with grandparents while the parents are at work. Pretty normal for parents to work.

[@miabella1221]

watching ethan w bruce and teddy hit me right in the daddy issues 😭

[@jkatttt1699]

Same dude. Sending love ❤️

[@PetraYlenius]

Okay I NEVER heard of a "frontloader" before and I genuinely got taught by Teddy lol

[@JoshCash10]

Ethan’s impulsiveness is the best and unfortunately worst

[@iheartlownotes]

as a teddy myself who’s father called him all of those names as a child i had an out of body experience the whole time

[@hylahealing]

Omg. The way Ethan's face lit up when Hila showed up with the babies. 💗💗💗 Such a good family.

[@Pamelalrene]

Bruce is one of the cutest baby boys I've ever seen! Those cheeks!!! And those giant eyes...too precious.

[@BenitoFan760]

So you think Ethan is also cute? 😏

[@sofiadeez]

Wow guys thank you for a new and unproblematic episode! Us fans appreciate it, very wholesome. Family!

[@oohaahteamm]

Family 👊

[@sunna8476]

I'm so glad Ethan didn't say anything controversial this episode, what a king

[@Bootleg64DD]

If only he could keep it that way …

[@SB-se7vb]

Not sure if this is satirical, but he absolutely did and it was edited out and reuploaded.

[@marcys111]

As a community, we thank you Dan. The podcast wouldn’t be possible without you🙏

[@marcys111]

@Melany U!!! WAN WAN WAN

[@KN-592]

@Melany U!!! "hail hit....."

[@KN-592]

@Melany U!!! WAZZUPPPP

[@KN-592]

@Melany U!!! "THE N WORD! 🟠 🧓"

[@JDubs518]

This is one of the worst podcasts out there lmao. Worse than Obama and Springstien

[@sophdoeslife]

stop the segment with teddy and bruce was the most wholesome thing 🥹🥹🥹

[@ronswanson1410]

omg a baby i love baby yayyyyyyy

[@reyndimensions2180]

Don't mind me just tuning into my favorite non controversial podcast

[@JadenVEpic]

Love’s laugh always makes me also laugh. Not even because it’s weird or anything, I just enjoy the shit he laughs at

[@youtubebro786]

Sameeee

[@paigeautumn8179]

Seeing Ethan be such a sweet dad awakens my something in my fatherless soul 😂

[@ingridelias985]

My daddy issues flared up

[@rebeccacruz-gomez8346]

Seeing Ethan w interact with his boys is soooo wholesome 🥹🥹🥹🥹 omg!!! I almost cried!!!! Also, HIS HATERS COULD NEVERRRRR!!!!! Big props to H3 and the H3 crew!!!

[@saltythugproductions9686]

What about the bomb threat he clipped out was that wholesome?

[@pottymouth9891]

@@saltythugproductions9686 yep.

[@ۦٰۦٰۦٰۦٰۦٰۦٰ5]

what about the terroristic threats?

[@jimothyj2638]

@@ۦٰۦٰۦٰۦٰۦٰۦٰ5 triggered?

[@biz_bee]

Ugh Teddy's little voice is the cutest. When he got the mic my heart melted.

[@maryamaa7054]

Trevor and Michael were the highlight of this episode 😭💙

[@livpxx]

I gasped when Bruce came in the frame 🥰 he is maybe the cutest baby ever! So sweet!

[@nopeee420]

I HAD THE BIGGEST GRIN ON MY FACE THE WHOLE TIME TEDDY WAS ON THE SHOW!! 😁 YOU KILLED IT TEDDY! 👏🏽🫶🏽

[@kbucket]

aww I wish we could have more of Teddy and Brucey on the pod, they're so cute and it's so sweet to see Ethan and Hila be parents. But I totally understand and respect why they're hesitant and hide Teddy's face (and eventually Brucey), I'm just selfish and want more cute family time on the pod :')

[@vmh8171]

What would we do without Dan? He is doing impossible things! Give the man a raise!

[@caitlynharris1174]

Dan is a good man

[@rosa-cw8yr]

Dan should get a raise 😔

[@joshaugust8721]

Hell no. Goober Dan is a nerdo.

[@bekahgand]

@@joshaugust8721 you’re a goober idiot. This podcast is possibly because of him be thankful, trash.

[@bekahgand]

@@Kigoz4Life don’t try to act like he doesn’t go above and beyond doing his job

[@joshaugust8721]

@@bekahgand No u

[@Loading0.0]

He’s to humble to ask for one

[@k8.715]

omfg there is nothing cuter than seeing bruce and alfredo and being cute and fluffy together it made my entire day

[@NovasLitLibrary]

I can’t wait to hear the Teddy Podcast in 15 years 🤩

[@20.0.2]

Ethan gonna beef with him so hard😹

[@lookatowel]

Teddy fresh*

[@shams3831]

You're a member? Please. You're too far gone. Touch grass.

[@maddiegraf]

@@shams3831 it’s like five bucks a month are you that poor?

[@shams3831]

@@maddiegraf The issue is who you're giving the 5 bucks to.

[@hannahe.5325]

Dan immediately saying "No, no no- steer him away!" When Teddy says he wants to do the podcast when he gets older. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 53:35

[@cass6292]

teddy calling AB "abby" literally made my entire week better. also teddy saying he wanted to work with ethan on the pod🥺🥺 I HAVE BABY FEVER

[@LoryBelle]

You should have a baby ^-^

[@ashjacksoul]

His babysitter is a lady named Abby!

[@Culled]

Cutest thing ever

[@Culled]

@@Toughmittens I honestly think it’s smart for them to wait until they are not only financially but emotionally in a place where they are ready, with peace and love. Lena is an absolute queen and will be a great mom (from what I can tell from watching the pod obvi) but they’re doing what’s best for them as a couple

[@krankenheim13]

Do the world a favor and don’t.

[@kristinhall4432]

i screamed for joy when bruce came on the camera 🥺🥺🥺🥺 he is so cute and looks just like ethan!!! i love seeing ethan being a dad 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@qummyeel]

Bruce and Teddy crashing the show is one of my favorite H3 moments ever ever