Monologue: The Resistance is Futile | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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[@edpistemic]

NEVER IN HIS LIFE has Trump felt that laws apply to him.

[@-HighTide]

True.. And, true..

[@-HighTide]

@Justin O'Brien Like he's more bigly than Galactica!

[@chillytoes337]

It's called the Silver Spoon Syndrome and Trump's got it bad!

[@sylviahaik6303]

edistemic, That is because he doesn't read and he is ignorant of the laws of the land. He is happy as he has lawyers to do it for him.

[@markwilliams2620]

@Tamila Shultz Did he at least wear a condom?

[@alansmitheejr.]

The Boeing executive will feel at home in an Administration that crashes and burns every day of the week.

[@daxxonjabiru428]

Nyuk nyuk ...

[@shawnberry760]

You’re such a stooge! Lol

[@etiennescarbinski7890]

Or on Schumer or Pelosis staffs

[@beckyguelette5114]

Every day, a different drama queen clown show. Even people who were conned by trump last time have had enough.

[@etiennescarbinski7890]

@@beckyguelette5114 lol at your tds

[@EuroFrench]

“It’s time for a new generation of leaders in Washington who think honesty and integrity still matter” - Amy McGrath

[@scottgoen9736]

Amen to that!

[@The-Autistic-Rat]

When in history has a whole generation of leaders believed in honesty and integrity over their own ambitions of power?

[@CB-rv9kb]

The democrats are trying....

[@scottgoen9736]

@@CB-rv9kb I think you meant "the democrats are crying!" Most DC politicians are slimy and crooked but Bill and Hillary have taken it to a new level. They are one world gov't criminal minions who have been doing their master's bidding since they were groomed for office to do just that. In the process they lined their pockets and destroyed many lives. I'm curious to see whether there loving Masters save them or throw them under the bus.

[@tawongamunyanduri5874]

Trump is just a less polite run of the mill politician sooo you are basically complaining because he tells you that you are getting fucked I see you are the silent type

[@ohmyblindman]

The jokes per minute delivered by Bill. The guy never disappoints; we can only hope that he will run out of material, but that ain't gonna happen.

[@MsLupo1]

there is a word for who ignore the law, criminals!

[@mr.marcus3123]

It's a pity that the Trump name has to be sullied by the Drumpf we have in the White House. Henceforth, The definition for word trump will be synonymous with con artist. Does the phrase, "I have some beachfront property in Fla. to sell you...". Sound familiar?

[@thomascrown9483]

U forgot illegals immigrant

[@JalricV]

TREASON

[@jarisundell8859]

Pretty sure the word is “leftists”.

[@happyhiker6937]

@@jarisundell8859 Leftist???. There is no one word to describe the fool in the White House and the republican traitors in congress. They are buying the lies trump lives by and are helping subvert America. Trump will become a dictator if allowed to ignore the constitution!

[@CJusticeHappen21]

November 2020 feels like a million years away.

[@Wolfboss7]

Painfully so, oh so painfully so.

[@aucourant9998]

November 2024 will feel even longer away.

[@Pfuscher1000]

It will come sooner than you think. Hard to believe that we are already so many years into the Trump presidency.

[@bigbirdmusic8199]

@H Eck at least you admit it. For you its unfortunate, but for me, and half the country?! MAGA 2020

[@TheGreatPower365]

@@aucourant9998 the economy will have collapsed by then. I for one am looking forward to the coming civil war, and welcome the totalitarian junta that will no doubt rise from the ashes to oppress and enslave us all.

[@DougGrinbergs]

Administration is one big extended middle finger to Congress, the Constitution and the people.

[@fperkin2]

Completely agree!! I hope to god that we get someone in there that understands the needs and wants of the middle and working class families of this country! I want Bernie. The only thing I worry is based on an opinionated piece I read from Politico or MSNBC is that if when he gets beat you get some members of his base go on some crazy mission in his name. It will be the same thing that is happening in Venezuela. It will be hard to get him out of there. From this global perspective, It has happened before. He wants to be president for life, and he wants to set it up that his empire is a dictatorship. After him it would go to his daughter. He said that before. He is crazy.

[@MK-fk4kp]

@@fperkin2 No worries.. Prepare for civil war.. Freedom isn't free..

[@chillytoes337]

Trump has NEVER shown any respect for "We the people" and he never will.

[@bowtiethirteentwenty8627]

@Tamila Shultz Bullshit.

[@ducknamedstella3549]

@@fperkin2 I'm with Warren right now, but someone like Mr Sanders (or Mrs Warren) is exactly what we need today.

[@withoutlimits16]

You can tell bill is actually pissed here

[@sechay9328]

I think he was more pissed at the audience for its non stop clapping and cheering, which both threw off his flow and totally missed the point

[@sechay9328]

@Noiseless Sounds Woof, boy did you swing and miss with all those assumptions.

[@sechay9328]

@CD Smith Right, hence the clapping and missing the point part of my statement. As in all the stuff you are preaching but the audience not getting pissing him off.

[@sechay9328]

@Noiseless Sounds Cool bro, thanks for that baseless assessment.

[@sechay9328]

@Noiseless Sounds Shit. Ok, I admit it. You got me there. Well done, sir.

[@heikoffm9097]

Brokeahontas 😂😂😂

[@stormwatcher59]

LMAO!!!

[@Sherkalyn]

I really lost it at the idea of Elisabeth Warren calling him that.

[@fionatanzer5270]

"Brokahontas" !!!! That's the best name yet! Elizabeth Warren - PLEASE use that! !!

[@lostkeysnurse]

Awe, scared this intelligent woman will close those tax loopholes you use to mooch off the people who actually pay their taxes??? Whomp whomp.

[@robinlillian9471]

Kristie Finch: As if Trump actually pays taxes?! lol Who's mooching again?

[@lostkeysnurse]

@@robinlillian9471I apologize, I misread the original posters response. I thought she was attacking Warren and I was triggered. I couldn't find my original post to edit it when I realized my mistake. I'm fully aware of Trumps atrocities, which is why I'm so triggered lol.

[@kadourimdou43]

As a Brit it’s great seeing some take the piss out of the whole Royalty fetish the media has.

[@maxcuthbert100]

The sound of sheep can be overwhelming....

[@ramonguzman475]

Monarchies, dictatorships, tyrannies, teocracies, and the like are anti-American, period.

[@martinnibataan7046]

@@ramonguzman475 unless you're an indoctrinated talkradio educated Trump apologist then its orange dicktator 24/7

[@ramonguzman475]

@@martinnibataan7046 Those TV and talk-show educated Trumpturds don't know history. They are being brainwashed by entertainers like Sean Insannity, and Russia Today. There's a master plan for taking America down designed by Alexander Dugin. www.salon.com/2018/05/05/did-philosopher-alexander-dugin-aka-putins-brain-shape-the-2016-election/

[@martinnibataan7046]

@@ramonguzman475 they also hang on with baited breath to every goddamned word said by talk radio show host Rush Limbaugh (R-opiate addict) these are idiots who need to be led around by the nose or they feel "lost"

[@JalricV]

HONESTLY, OUR FOUNDERS WOULD DO THE SIMPLE MATH. TREASON=FIRING SQUAD!!!

[@dnciskkk9037]

True, they would have done that with the fast and furious incident, and the benghazi thing, and the email incident. Oh, bit of a mistake there, cannot execute hitlary twice, so the email incident would not have become an issue.

[@cristianfuentes2597]

Ihan Omar

[@paulbraley7179]

DNC ISKKK you’re so original and funny and not at all logically fallacious. Tell me, how many rubles do you make per post on here? I ask, cuz your inflammatory bullshit serves no other purpose in 2019.

[@dnciskkk9037]

@@paulbraley7179 The truth is hardly original, but it needs to be spoken to leftists who are clueless. Otherwise they will vote blindly again, for fascism. The DNC is not playing anymore, full blown fascism is serious. And please, "inflammatory"? What are you? What is Hitlary? A Godess? You get enraged by the truth and her crimes mentioned? And what does that say about you and the left, when you get rageoholic mob because of facts?

[@antonystringfellow5152]

I'd like to see the entire administration go out that way.

[@akusantafe]

Never more brilliant commentary! Brokeahontas! Ah, Bill, you keep me going!

[@natrualsproducts3932]

"Whose gonna arrest him? Inspector Gadget."

[@williamyoung9401]

What's funny is this is the same thing Fox News was saying about Obama and Hillary for the last 8 years. I'm a die hard liberal, but Middle America doesn't CARE. They want Trump to fix their problems for them, not argue about how much he broke the law. We all admit most politicians break the law. So let's move on and fix shit. Like Health Care. Dems, if we focus too much on Trump's law breaking and Russia, we will LOSE 2020. We gotta focus on ISSUES. Solutions to problems like Climate Change, and pretend we care about Immigration, lol. What's ironic is all of the Southerners are moving North too to places like Ohio to find jobs, since they destroyed their Southern economies already with limited government.

[@lindablackwell4852]

@@williamyoung9401 , Bernie Sanders knows all the problems and how to solve for All The People.👍💙🇱🇷

[@napoleonibonaparte7198]

Broke-ahantas is a good nickname.

[@brakesforsnakes757]

Trump would go thermonuclear if he started hearing that.

[@mr.marcus3123]

President Donald Dump.

[@maxcuthbert100]

Best yet !

[@davidcwitkin6729]

Let's all send DJTJ to jail!

[@michaelpreston233]

And do it NOW.

[@Shuizid]

Sorry to break it to you, but you spelled GOP wrong.

[@dnciskkk9037]

For what? There must be a crime first. Second of all, you cannot send a prez to jail. If there were a crime, he would have to wait till 2025 to serve it. Don't you know your own laws?

[@chillytoes337]

@@dnciskkk9037 what the fuck are you on?!? You (we) most certainly send a president to jail! In fact Nixon would have been impeached and THEN sent to jail had he not decided to save face and resign!! How soon some forget. Oh wait, most people who know the truth weren't alive back then, haha!

[@ramonguzman475]

Working on it. Too bad the good guys have to follow the rules to jail crooks that abuse freedom and the law.

[@kennethdower7425]

Why don't we have a Motherfucker's Day? -asking for a president.

[@allenluce4070]

Motherfucker's day? We have that its called father's day.

[@kennethdower7425]

@@allenluce4070 So true.

[@dariuskrug389]

Kenneth Dower its first monday of may

[@ramonguzman475]

@@allenluce4070 Not all fathers are mother fuckers. Some others divorce them mothers and don't want to fuck them no more.

[@ramonguzman475]

Trump is candidate for "Son of a bitch," day.

[@HalseyHFW]

I love it when Bill told the audience to shut up. He was exactly right. So what if a powerless House holds Barr in contempt.

[@vguyver2]

So long as that house is split, they are powerless. In past administrations, congress would have passed a new legal junction that would have given them powers to act. But with the republican party purposely protecting Trump despite how toxic he is to the nation, they can't even do that. They can't investigate, arrest, or even impeach him properly so long as it remains the case.

[@BryonLetterman]

@@vguyver2 toxic to the nation? That's pure conjecture on your part. The current GOP is not the first political party to stick up for it's own sitting president. The Democrats also went out of their way to stand up for Obama, and still do when they have the nerve to claim that he didn't have even one single political scandal while in office.

[@vguyver2]

@@BryonLetterman So, at what point would you consider a president toxic to his own nation? Because, let's be honest here, there is a lot to unload here. Is it alienating our allies and trade partners? Breaking or attempting to break laws consistently? Lying to us citizens consistantly? Making fun of the handycapped? Walking in on and oogling underage girls? Forcefully molesting women? Inciting violence at the opposing voter base? Trying to sell the presidential seal with merchandising for his own personal gain? Using the office to enrich himself via fruad? Insulting US War Veterans? Praising egocentric autocratic dictators? Purposely separating children from parents and family? Insulting recently passed respected public figures before even a wake is held? Intentional attempts at sabotaging a government agency investigation? Suggesting immigrants should be shot on sight by anyone? Using agents of a competing foreign power to undermine an opponent? This isnt conjecture, sir. What we have in office right not presidential material. If you cannot recognise that, you are either a troll or worse...

[@fcdl61]

The Democrats made the mistake of framing Kavnaugh as a rapist. Because of that, they maintain to lose Senate seats during this presidency.

[@DT-267K]

Schiff says he is considering fining the Trump officials held in contempt $25,000 a day until the wee shits comply with their subpoenas, which Congress DOES have the power to do.

[@charlesklytta7047]

I want bill maher to talk to Andrew yang. #yanggang

[@mekullag]

Charles Klytta dude, I like the guy aswell, but the personality cult building around him makes me sick. If you truly want to get rid of the trump-era, you‘ll have to start by changing how you stand towards politicians in general. I‘m with you on that wish though, I really hope the media won‘t make the mistake of covering only trump and the establishment all day every day and ignore the interesting fringe candidates with qualifications and visions. Probably not going to happen, though. American media care about money above all else or occasionally (fox) pushing an agenda, and trump just gets the people hooked infront of their tvs, he creates drama and scandals like no one before him.

[@brandonbpleasant2814]

@@mekullag sounds like your grouping Maher in with the rest of the media.

[@Mugdorna]

he has him lined up to appear on the show

[@charlesklytta7047]

Joshua McC. I totally agree with you man. You have to keep in mind that trump is a symptom a bigger problem is this country. We need the Democrat’s to talk to the people who helped trump win. We need a change in this country, and honestly Andrew yang is getting support by trump supporters, because Andrew yang knows why they voted for him. Andrew yang is trying to help us. Andrew yang is the prime example of how democrats can get people from the right. Andrew yang is what the democrats need to get back on their feet. Before we get fucked again in 2020.

[@sandysunrise9618]

@@Mugdorna Yes! My son loves Andrew Yang!!!!!

[@Rabbitsarewonderful]

"The Duchess of Who Gives A F--k!" I love it!

[@davematt2002]

Dorothy Mack mmmm hater lol

[@Rabbitsarewonderful]

@@davematt2002 What I hate is the idea that we should all be enthralled with anything deemed "royal" and the absolute absurdity of privilege and title by birth.

[@bangun172]

yes so overated bs this royalty bs should be abolished

[@165Dash]

“Fake Government” Somebody’s got to use that line for something.

[@riosricardo7400]

Those Republicans in the Senate needs to be kicked out........ 🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@sandysunrise9618]

Yes, every last one of them! Not one Republican can be trusted and McConnell might be the only person in Washington who is more morally bankrupt than Trump!!!!

[@vilstef6988]

Trump has showed it's a great time to be a career criminal.

[@naturelovingguypeoplenotso3039]

Or more fitting to 45, a cult leader of a cult who thinks they can commit any crime out in the open, and get away with it.

[@kimberlys8422]

Also a 74 year-old career spoiled brat.

[@curbmassa]

@Tamila Shultz And I'm the queen of Egypt.

[@vilstef6988]

@@naturelovingguypeoplenotso3039 That is certainly how it is shaping up.

[@vilstef6988]

@Tamila Shultz You are certainly an apologist for anything Trump does. Is there anything he does you disapprove of?

[@deeqcadexl]

Oh the college bribery scandal, one of the qualities of rich people

[@BryonLetterman]

I didn't actually know that it was illegal before she was charged with doing it. It's obvious that it's wrong and unethical, but I had no idea that it was actually illegal.

[@lucasfamily4670]

I bet you wake up everyday so glad you're not wealthy so you can continue to be such a great person.

[@chillytoes337]

Shall we talk about how Trump all but BOUGHT Jerry Falwell Jr.'s backing from the religious right?!? Want to? I'm game...IT'S A FACT!

[@8ofwands300]

How does the college bribery scandal have anything to do with the Democratic party? Because some of them were actors?? This notion that "rich folks" or the "elite" are against Trump is a lie. He bribed the super rich - who benefited the most - with his tax reforms AND, he will be the first to remind you, he IS the super-duper rich - whether or not through ill-gotten gains. This convoluted logic offered by tRumpards is enough to make anyone tune out. It's NOISE, not argument. Shut up. Just shut up. Or go back to the gulag.

[@kurtvonfricken6829]

Carolyn Egan Actors are all Democrats.

[@chillytoes337]

Gotta love ya Bill! Thanks for the laughs, and for making me remember how it used to feel good to be a Democrat! :)

[@eagle3676]

When? When Obama dropped bombs all over the world, committed war crimes and tortured Chelsea Manning? Or when bush declared an Illegal war on Iraq and most of the Dems except people like Bernie supported him and it lead to 2 million dead Iraqis? The US, especially in foreign policy, has always been an effed up place. Drumpf just revealed the truth of it all to the common Americans.

[@chillytoes337]

@@eagle3676 NO. When Nixon fucked us, and Reagan too! DUH!!

[@chillytoes337]

@@eagle3676 WHY STOP THERE... gotta include both Bush's, and Trump too! WHAT A BUNCH OF CLOWNS, a real clusterfuck!!!

[@bigbirdmusic8199]

Haha you're such a sad person, you need bill maher to reaffirm your beliefs XD fucking pathetic

[@348warager4]

I'd love to see you try.

[@libertyann439]

I can't laugh at this stuff anymore. I'm too afraid to see the country being destroyed.

[@paulclinton6414]

Marah stopped being funny years ago.

[@2126Eliza]

Same

[@libertyann439]

Actually It's only not funny because of the damage being inflicted. I wasn't referring to Bill Maher's jokes themselves.

[@JuICyBLiinGeR]

@@paulclinton6414 Your spelling died years ago.

[@lohphat]

Stop giving Trump credit for anything. He’s not smart enough to run a casino at a profit. He’s nominating people and signing laws the GOP puts in front of him. Stop letting THEM off the hook.

[@chargingbadger_]

How you gonna make the guy in charge of one of the biggest defense firms in the world the sec of defense. How tf you gonna do that, man.

[@Best2cents]

If you hate a particular candidate focus your positive energy on electing their opponent #warren2020

[@paulclinton6414]

You are right, Stein 2020.

[@blackday1013]

I understand that the Democrats want to focus on the issues, but it's still frustrating that nobody is jumping down on any of this.

[@stark4614]

Democrats wanna focus on Russia not issues.

[@mrmolo70]

@@jayhub1982 Proof? What proof? Trump already basically said he pulled the "Obama spied on me" shit from the dark recesses of his asshole, just like most of his hair brained ideas. There are no indictments coming... for whoever it is you think they're coming for. Hillary? Give me a break.

[@TnRinVegas]

@Daniel Calvert both

[@TWFydGlu]

Since they can't pass any laws with a republican senate and trumpian president, "focus on the issues" have no real world effect.

[@BigislandEJ]

@@mrmolo70 you are an uninformed idiot, you leftists will always lose to us.

[@exsappermadman25055]

Critical thinking skills don't apply to the nation of "Reality TV" watchers......The rest of the world isn't anti-American, we just liked you guys when you did things for honour, not profit......

[@Juunkead]

Hahaha. I love how you think it's different. Man, you are guillible as fuck my dude

[@kathleenkelly1488]

Please do not confuse individual American citizens with the current -and temporary- administration !

[@exsappermadman25055]

@@kathleenkelly1488 I know Kath, but for just this one time only can the smart people shout louder than the dumbfucks please?!......Mad "media" notwithstanding of course.......

[@kathleenkelly1488]

@@exsappermadman25055 Duly and honourably noted. Where I you, I might have made a similar comment !

[@exsappermadman25055]

@@Juunkead Gullibility is measured how much you can make sense in so few words of course eh?.....Read more books, my fuckwit....

[@tureadumonceau1897]

Lol, Bill, you crack me up!

[@brettgbarnes]

Maher sounds like trailer trash.

[@rabby77777]

@@brettgbarnes your mum is trailer trash

[@martinnibataan7046]

@Jennifer Erickson great post you're absolutely right these nationalist morons are perpetually entitled & victimized they say "move on" as in "move on back into investigating the Clintons I just know one of the 11 investigations which found NOTHING must of missed SOMETHING" Fucking bullshit.....by my count we still get at least ten more investigations before the Trump adoration cult can start bitching

[@brettgbarnes]

@CD Smith Bill Maher is a classless, buffoonish clown. He's completely lost his mind now that his former god, Robert Swan Mueller III, has proven his idiotic conspiracy theory to be WRONG!!! Maher is really starting to look and sound like a male version of the raving lunatic, Rosie O'Donnell.

[@martinnibataan7046]

@@brettgbarnes you are a talk radio tool, an indoctrinated fool, keep blowing off that orange son of a bitch you will get your due sooner or later

[@frontierbrainrobby5449]

"He's the attorney general who's gunna arrest him" Well Bill you see, the Congress has the power of inherent contempt, and can instruct the Sergeant-at-arms to arrest and detain the witness until he provides testimony. Congress even has its own jail to use for it. This power hasn't been used in almost a century, but it's a possibility for Dems if they grow a spine. Really disappointed you didnt bother looking up 'contempt of congress' in Google to find that out.

[@whenworldsclash7236]

I think your own lack of spine growth comment is literally his point and whole monologue!

[@nathanlh81]

Dems won't and can't do it because it's unjustified. They drag this political theatre out on purpose, and half of them invest in the same things neocons do. Why? Because those are the people really trying to push for control. It has never, ever been "this side or that side." Pelosi and Schumer are just as hawkish as Bolton, because it will bring their money in. But then you get these people there who are seat fillers because people didn't vote for them for their brains. This is far more important than some Teen Vogue or Buzzfeed opinion poll. But whatever.. "Ooo, shelebrity shtatus." David Hasselhoff 2020. Up yours.

[@brianh6773]

I don't think you understand what he was saying. He is saying in trump's administration that kind of shit will never happen because it is beyond corrupt with people that are blindly loyal to trump.

[@brianh6773]

@@nathanlh81, Unjustified??? You're incredibly naive.

[@earnieeveridge]

Disbar,,,,,,,,,,,, Barr! And McGhan too if he doesn't testify. McGhan will care about that for sure. I think, I hope. Awe man!

[@marquisbois990]

Please move on from the Russian nonsense. It’s going to keep Trump in power.

[@-HighTide]

It's not that I buy everything you say, but I already knew. For a long time! I think most people did. Trump was never a genius

[@nathanielhellerstein5871]

First I heard about his $1,170,000,000 losses, so I sang: He's a LOOOO-SER and he's not what he appears to be He's a LOOOO-SER and he's not what he appears to be But then he tweeted that it wasn't failure, it was tax fraud! So I sang: Tough luck for the Cheater! Too bad for the fool-hearted clown! Tough break for the Cheater! Who used to build you up, just to let you down!

[@billyrock8305]

November 2020 seems like a far away distant galaxy in an alternate dimension.

[@PjotrFrank]

Broke-a-hontas! ROFL. Can't. Stop. Laughing.

[@chillytoes337]

Best line in the show! haha! THANKS BILL!!

[@lalalablablabla2130]

Left cant meme. Sad

[@elloco1996]

Brokahontas ... that should appear in the next edition of each and every encyclopaedia and dictionary.

[@kasnitch]

thats right Melanie ... time to leave Brok-a-haunt-us

[@iriya3227]

Majority of democrats are weak when calling out republicans. We need more like Bernie Sanders and AOC who don't fear political correctness and call the truth out right in republicans face!

[@sapphirology]

Bill has been waiting 9 months to make that Brexit joke. 😂

[@onewomanslife]

"When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you, till it seems as though you could not hang on a minute longer, never give up then, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. Harriet Beecher Stowe Resistance is never Futile- just ask LOCUTUS! It does cost an individual A LOT, though.

[@sidilicious11]

Stuff’s barely funny even in jokes. Let's flush Dump now!

[@monkeybusiness6417]

brokahontas... that's a great one. we should pass the word and make sure this nickname follows him everywhere

[@jomolololo4398]

" It depends on what your definition of it is "

[@dnciskkk9037]

Are you paraphrasing Bill Clintons testimony in courts? You got it a little wrong. "it depends on what the definition of is, is". Do you think this funny thing from wild Billy the kid, is why Hitlary named the islamic state ISIS?

[@TomHendricksMusea]

Just think how much Trump would have lost if he wasn't a good businessman!

[@Walter-jv5kr]

1985 - 1994 Trump aka BrokeBack Donny

[@marinemccord1059]

Wait, so as a logical adult, if someone told me they were brilliant but I wasn’t allowed to see their grades, told me they made billions but I wasn’t allowed to see tax returns, and told me they had never committed a crime but I wasn’t allowed to see their background check...I’d have to ask myself, is there a porn star under your bed? 🤔

[@hadoken9151]

If someone told me under trump we would have lowest black unenployment and finally have the prison reform bill passed i would call them crazy

[@hadoken9151]

I promis I'm not trolling lol. I thought he was racist and he hates us because people like Bill Maher told me so For the last 2 and a half years I am yet to see *anything* negative towards black people. Every single action he has taken so far is massively helping the black community. That's why MLK Jr's relatives are all hard core trump supporters.

[@hadoken9151]

Prison reform was the big one, Obama talked about it for 8 years trunp done it in 2. There are reasons more and more black folk are turning.

[@kindairish2562]

@@hadoken9151 Agreed. Sadly it is about the only piece of legislation I think he has passed that was a good idea. It was likely also a deliberate move to make himself more appealing to the black demographic in 2020. I am glad this bill exists, but what he is doing to the foundations of our country is still dangerous.

[@hadoken9151]

@@kindairish2562 I am addmitidley bias towards things that help black people so I'm not too caught up on his other stances, and I don't care about the why I care that it's done

[@ASLEFshrugged]

Mother's Day was 31 March in the UK (three weeks before Easter).

[@sharonspaghetti815]

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY...BELATED 😘

[@ladyfitness67]

Sunday, 12 May 2019 - Mothers Day in the USA 🇺🇸

[@sharonspaghetti815]

@@ladyfitness67 Sunday may 12th Mothers Day in Canada 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

[@LilWhitePrivileged]

When the left are too left for Bill Maher , its time to make america great again.

[@shibliziadeh8950]

I couldn't agree with you more. Spot on, you nailed it as usual.

[@FinlessBob]

My god Bill... Stop watching Rachel Maddow...… Tinfoil hat shit here man.... continuing with the Russia BS.

[@patbrennan6572]

Chairman Trump, '' get used to that title'' I have.

[@breakshot7451]

bill is my spiritual animal 98,5% of the time i couldn t agree more with him

[@erichofmeister521]

Commander in Debt would work on a bumper sticker better then Brokeahantus

[@MikeIdy6000]

than

[@chillytoes337]

Not better than, but damn good, LOL!

[@bowtiethirteentwenty8627]

That's good also. :)

[@bigtravis6159]

Can’t we get back to the good old days of Obama when the AG and president could ignore congressional subpoenas and the media lefty’s didn’t care 1 bit,,,, Remember those times ? It was only a few years ago

[@teresasmith5643]

Dems do somthing its half time were down 21 were losing to the worst team EVER

[@larryklooze5187]

correction...we are down 21,000 to nothin

[@tonyscott1658]

Sorry but this is one time I cannot agree with Bill, though I often do. The redactions made to the Mueller report are necessary by law - some of these laws put in place by the Dems themselves. Congress can see the full report with only 0.1 percent redaction as opposed to the released report with 6% redaction. None of the Dems bothered to look at the report with almost no redactions. Bill Barr cannot comply with the subpoena and release 100% of the report with no redactions without braking the law. The house dems are contriving this nonsense by waging war on the executive branches.

[@chriscooley4071]

It's embarrassing.

[@tonyscott1658]

@@chriscooley4071 Yes. There is only one way of getting Trump out: the Dems have to get off their PC ass, re-think, re-structure, and re-organize and produce at least a half-decent candidate for the 20/20 election but they aren't doing that. A quote from the fictitious president Jordan Lyman in 'Seven Days in May': "you use the tools the constitution supplies you with. You get a mandate from the people. You don't steal it after midnight, not in this republic". Trump did get a mandate from the people. The dems need to renew a mandate with the people. They are not doing that and that is they are failing.

[@tooranoroojnia3436]

It's getting harder and harder to laugh at what is happening in America. I can't even smile .

[@DERPYMonkey123]

Someone please explain to me because I need to know.... Who the fuck cares about Trump’s tax returns? I’m pro nobody, I think that both sides have pros and cons.

[@BothHands1]

Whoever deleted the other video because of the contentious comments has no sense of sarcasm or irony. The psychos trying to legislate women's bodies were looking increasingly ridiculous with every comment, and the conversations probably should have stayed for public record. My only hope is that Bill has taken notes on the strongest arguments for use in later debates. He was quite timid in calling out that insane pro-lifer for his inconsistent, emotional and illogical beliefs on show, even though he wanted to, he very clearly bit his tongue, and i wish he didn't.

[@BothHands1]

our hair defies gravity so can we Again, you're extremely inconsistent, because the video specifically brought up a child of 11 years who didn't make any choice in the matter. I know you saw the comment, and you're pretending you didn't, sticking to your inconsitencies. But I'm not going to drag this out further, for fear of another deletion. My comment isn't for you, but for Bill Mahr's team, and hopefully the rest of the Democratic party are doing focus testing in the comments to workshop the best arguments. Yours was already shown to be extremely inconsistent, even in the video itself, but you have no sense of subtly, so it surely went over your head. There's really not much point in further arguing with someone who has so little self awareness that they cannot even alter their arguments once their inconsistencies are highlighted.

[@stark4614]

@@BothHands1 You people are now arguing for abortion all the way up to 9 months.Good luck winning the argument with "I'm a woman so fuck you" defense.

[@BothHands1]

Stark I have never once in my entire life seen someone advocate for termination of pregnancy at 9 months. This strawman is ridiculous and transparent. Honestly you don't even deserve the time I've given to responding to it.

[@BothHands1]

our hair defies gravity so can we Every single one of your points was already addressed in the original video, it feels like speaking to you in particular is like talking to a brick wall. But here, let me take the time to spell it out for you. Ohio has already made it illegal, even in those fringe cases. That's why it's important, because it's already having real human impact at this very moment. But even if you, like the inconsistent gentlemen who was on the show, decide that in these fringe cases that it should be allowed, you are going against your own principals. You are saying that the innocent "life" (and it's not a life any more than your finger nails are, by the way), is not worth saving because of the violent circumstances in which it was conceived. The fact that you're willing to look the other way in the case of these exteme circumstances shows very clearly that your decision is based on your own sense of punishment for those who had "irresponsible" sex. It's very clear that your actual purpose is to punish women for promiscuity, and has nothing to do with the actual foetus.

[@2126Eliza]

our hair defies gravity so can we Abortion is a very responsible choice for some people. Like your mom, for example, made a really irresponsible choice because you're not a positive addition to humanity.

[@johndoe5921]

When Eric Holder and Obama's white House cited executive privilege Democrats were Happy.....

[@LoneWulfTTV]

We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile

[@chriswatson7965]

Are you sure you want to do that?

[@72marshflower15]

Odd thing is, the writers of Star Trek parroted ayn rand, a fraud who plagiarized her works from others, and as such made the following errors- The borg was not a collective. *True collectives are replete in diversity, not fixed to any one individual nature, regardless of the numbers involved* ... the true collective was the crew of the enterprise/federation, replete in diversity... If Patrick Stewart only knew how much he helped blind people by parroting ayn rand... 🤭

[@72marshflower15]

Dave Smith it’s already happening... the reich wing is a global movement with vassal entities in countries around the world...

[@michaelsieger9133]

sounds like the wet dream of corporate democrats

[@omaha2pt]

@@72marshflower15 Steve Bannon has been busy in Europe. He was in Italy recently. Right after that I saw a spike in Italian nationalist memes in social media. Now, Steve Bannon is going to spend a week with another European lider............(drum roll).........Viktor Orban, a nice chap.

[@kellykurt8339]

How is executive privilege a thing? We elect a person to be a figure-head, not a sole arbiter. If laws don't apply to all, they shouldn't be on the books.

[@xoigel8106]

Little baby made it's brexit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@justrosy5]

Bill, serious observation here: it may not be just that your timing is off or that you're getting a little forgetful. You could have something serious going on neurologically. Your Dr. can run tests to make sure you're ok.

[@fuckcensorship8809]

Even the clapter is becoming less enthusiastic

[@paulclinton6414]

Bill has moved rightward overall as the base of the Democrat Party has moved left.

[@fuckcensorship8809]

Are you sure? Anyone who’s to the right of carl Marx is being called a right winger these days. You sure he isn’t moving right, but only relative to his left moving audience? On what issue has he shifted?

[@stevedunn7489]

Bill is just not funny anymore. His political-whining humor is getting so boring. Although, the royal family jokes were spot on.

[@whocares2087.1]

Bill's really losing it.

[@RollingOrmond]

I kind of get bored when Bill gets on his downer 'everything's shitty and no one can change my mind' episodes. He just replies negatively to every guest.

[@schultzn1]

“How deep is your state, I really want to know?” How many people under 40 y.o. understood this reference? 🙄

[@patricklarry6645]

Bee gees!

[@mr.marcus3123]

I believe you are invoking the spirits of the the 'Brothers Gibb' AKA The Bee Gees!

[@2126Eliza]

His audience is laughing at the end, even though he's not being funny. If they got it, they wouldn't be laughing.

[@brockalbert5111]

First, Maher said Dems need to play hardball. Now, Maher says playing hardball doesn't do any good. Pick a lane, Bill. Stop being a contrarian.

[@brianh6773]

That's not what he said lol. Go watch it again then come back with the correct word usage.

[@ishmaelkelly6686]

Bill Maher boy that's refreshing to hear. I thought I was the only one that didn't give a fuck about the Royal Family.

[@danoneill2846]

Please have Tulsi Gabbard on ... Aloha 4 20/20

[@danoneill2846]

@Mastodon1976 She is Real

[@danoneill2846]

@Mastodon1976 kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4rKl51mhMh7oM0

[@rocksdonteat6210]

The sergeant at arms of congress can arrest barr. They can house him in the cloak room intil he complies.

[@bowtiethirteentwenty8627]

At this point one of the child cages would work.

[@darkphoenix2]

I loved it when he yelled SHUTUP at the applause 😄

[@ckaz007]

Bill sounds frustrated. His Trump Derangement Syndrome must have reached terminal status.

[@PassiveWealth]

But Bill you don’t understand. Through a series of mental gymnastics I will now attempt to explain why it was actually SMART of Trump to lose over $1 billion in a 10 year period. LOL

[@warren286]

Maher, do you enjoy being wrong? Or is that the joke? 🤣

[@robertrodgers1423]

I love it, the more upset you are over Trump the happier I am. Keep complaining because that means we are moving in the right direction.

[@Wolfenstin1806]

When your political leaning boils down to "We're moving in the right direction because people are upset about the criminal president I love!" you know you're a moron.

[@stark4614]

@@Wolfenstin1806 NO COLLUSION

[@Wolfenstin1806]

@@stark4614 Oh please, spare me the bumper sticker verbal diarrhea.

[@stark4614]

@@Wolfenstin1806 Don't blaspheme against your lord and savior Robert Mueller.

[@erickvillagrana1699]

@@Wolfenstin1806 Liberals cant win at anything so u gotta go with Orange Man Bad. Its getting stale

[@nicebluejay]

fun fact -- nadler can go down to the justice dept and read the unredacted report anytime.

[@N3ur0m4nc3r]

Why is each episode posted to youtube befor HBO GO?

[@stevecosmolove1045]

A 7 min. monologue does not constitute an episode, young Brainwizard

[@N3ur0m4nc3r]

@@stevecosmolove1045 You misunderstood my meaning... That being said, the whole 'young brain wizard' part really makes me think Id like you...

[@N3ur0m4nc3r]

@@stevecosmolove1045 also you'll like this song: kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z6HVqJiKbpqApZI

[@sarcanicus1]

I laugh but it breaks my heart at all this crazy nonsense happening in the White house

[@reginanitta8896]

Bill is having a bit of trouble getting this monologue out. It would be hard not to show real emotion in times like this.

[@TheJamesthe13]

The day America honours mothers... the rest of us honoured them a few months ago... as always Americans just a few steps behind...

[@g0679]

TheJamesthe13 It’s even worse than you think. We don’t observe teatime.

[@tawongamunyanduri5874]

Executive privilege is an actual lawful thing everyone has done it Trump just figured it out now Obama used it many times sooo please stop 😂😂😂

[@chillytoes337]

LMAO, he "just" figured it out?? Get real! He didn't figure out shit! He's not that smart! That's why he TRIES to surround himself with smart people. And he clearly isn't even THAT smart or he wouldn't fire everyone he originally hired! In all my life I've NEVER seen a president fire his staff at the rate Trump has, NEVER!!!

[@JustAnotherGoddess52]

Almost all 2-yr olds' favorite word is NO!

[@curbmassa]

Until it's directed at them.

[@johnboy67gor65]

Brokeahontas this needs to catch on..... First billionaire in reverse Americans must be so proud

[@marioarias1899]

Dude Bill I love you but you gotta change the beginning of your monologues, it's always "You're in a good mood?!"

[@erichofmeister521]

This next election cycle will be the ugliest we’ve seen in our lifetimes, it will make 2016 look like a playground fight. I hate living in Ohio during election seasons.

[@TheSirSpence]

"Little baby made his Brexit" too soon Bill, too soon

[@chrisjohn7927]

The thing I hate the most about Trump is that he's got the whole world wrapped up in his bullshit and his image is imprinted in my mind. I try to forget him. but you keep bringing him up.

[@bangun172]

bernie and progressives 2020

[@r.scottmacleod4564]

BOEING...Basically Old English Ignorant Name Games...you might as well call it Uncle Sam's Aircraft Maker...the only aircraft manufacturer that actually invests in squashing their competition...that should tell you everything

[@fukkawi]

*Why does Bill Barr look so at Peace with himself whilst he performeth his Duty to the country ?? ?? ??*

[@YeeSoest]

Trump truly thinks the law doesn't apply to him SO PLEASE APPLY SOME LAW TO HIM !?!?!? I'm not saying ours isn't but your political system has BROKEN THE FUCK DOWN and half your politicians did it !!!!!

[@mmb628jr2]

I'm kinda glad Trump is President... By himself- Trump has made it obvious- How broken the system is.. How divided the Country really is.. How easy it is to divide and conquer... I'm not learning Eastern European or Chinese. 5 fingers- 1 fist!! That's America. We Have to Coalesce with each other- if not.. fuck it. Lead - Follow or Get out the Way.

[@LlyleHunter]

“It’s Chinatown Jake!”👍🏼