Monster Factory: Failing to Clone The Rock in WWE 2K14

Justin and Griffin attempt to clone Rock "The Dwayne" Johnson, but spill a little big of Gogurt into the mix, birthing a Monster Factory creation they've lovingly named "The Pebble."
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[@leafyyawn7211]

This video is featured in a playlist on dwayne johnson's official youtube channel I've never laughed so hard in my life I'm crying real jesus tears

[@vicgull5]

Leafy Yawn that is beautiful I want him to push The Pebble for Summer Slam

[@leafyyawn7211]

Vic Gulliver I second that

[@vicgull5]

Leafy Yawn best tag team match of all time

[@Zenythycat]

how do u cry jesus tears?

[@HandofFate-im7ur]

Zenythycal Hard work and determination.

[@evilxeye]

"welcome to the ring, america’s burden. our grim legacy. god’s favorite mistake."

[@SkyNinja759]

Move over platypus, there's a new abomination in town! (hide your children)

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

fuggy Christopher Christopher “The Pebble” Christopher Christopher!

[@OttoGraff-fu8pj]

This is what the sign on the Florida border says

[@linkwannabe]

-My Mom when I come out of my room

[@AsAboveISoBelow]

What Arby's meat is made from!

[@gizmohollow]

I love how they just have a pristine Dwayne the rock Johnson head stuck on top of this goblin body

[@CloverToast]

For some reason I read "gromlin"

[@whiteydiamond]

Excellent observation there

[@ahobbit1273]

I think you mean Rock “The Dwayne” Johnson

[@echelonii3403]

John “The Dwayne” Rockson

[@lizzieandmocha1131]

@@echelonii3403 Jwayne "The Dock" Rhonson

[@Mahkia]

"One time Brock Lesnar ate the word 'ham', and nobody could use it for like a month."

[@rashedakhatun7375]

how can you eat the word ham?

[@jpoolerdom]

I would totally eat the word ham, but apparently the wrestleman ate it up.

[@vicgull5]

Sarah Halley I want WWE to integrate this into the official lore so bad. This would be the greatest storyline in years

[@midnightcthulhu5551]

brock lesnar eats a dictionary and everyone has to communicate via interpretive dance

[@crstph]

this is quite possibly the funniest thing anyones ever said and i will never get over it

[@AoiYukinoMisharu]

I love how the announcer says the first three christophers the same, and then the last one just a LITTLE more excited.

[@yellobanana6456]

christopher christopher christopher Christopher!

[@freakasslilguy3418]

ive always imagined the announcer isnt saying his own name, but rather hes late and the replacement announcer keeps yelling at him to come do his job

[@ChroOmega]

christopher christopher christopher CHRISTOPHER

[@cpt_nordbart]

Chro if you look in a mirror and say this words he will appear and possibly do stuff.

[@RustyMuck]

from Cape Town, South Africa!

[@howeyyadoing9070]

It scares me because that’s my name.

[@ClOd373]

Christofour

[@thanatoast]

Yeah, i use C4: Christopher Christopher Christopher Christopher

[@wooflord]

I have smelled what the rock is cooking and I don't think it's done yet

[@eliaslift6953]

Omg yes

[@leiram8833]

Put him back in the oven, he's not finished baking!

[@birb106]

I can't tell if the pebble is under or over baked

[@leiram8833]

@@birb106 Raw on the outside, burnt on the inside

[@birb106]

Yeah that makes a lot of sense

[@pdieraue]

This show is what happens when you find the uncanny valley and decide to move there.

[@vicgull5]

That is by far the most apt description for the concept of Monster Factory I have ever seen.

[@M12GProductions]

I just figured that's where these videos are recorded.

[@jestinjund]

I straight up hurt myself with laughter when he said, "Yeah, he definitely looks like he won a contest to breathe air."

[@adferxis]

+Jestin Jund I thought it said "to be there.." made it 20 times funnier

[@ryanjensen3489]

Yeah I'm certain it's "be there" it's just that Justin sometimes puts R's into weird places

[@OnionFairy99]

"Can you smell what the Rock is cooking, it's a bun in the oven!" is a criminally underappreciated line

[@liriodendronlasianthus]

I'll make the Rock pregnant

[@cas6174]

just like in my fanart

[@rednt_8869]

when griffin said "flesh uggs" i started screaming and couldn't stop

[@Ghosting_you444]

Are you still screaming tho?

[@rednt_8869]

great question, thanks! i continued screaming for six days before griffin mcelroy himself broke into my house and gifted me with my own pair of flesh uggs. i have been too scared to make a sound ever since

[@Ghosting_you444]

Read Ruddick ahh thank you for the information I will try screaming for I want my own pair of flesh Ugg’s

[@yellobanana6456]

You were possessed by the unholy flesh uggs demon

[@cas6174]

this is SOOO late but justin saying “his stupid krusty the clown feet” made me laugh so hard i almost threw up

[@edgeIord]

I live in a dorm, and trying to go do laundry or get food while thinking about the phrase "Brock Lesnar ate the word ham and no one could use it for like a month" felt like playing a stealth section in a game that clearly isn't built for one

[@chosentonessournotes]

That’s one of the best sentences I’ve ever heard man.

[@oobnoname5294]

Is it a reference to something? I never hard anything when this episode first came out

[@crowsandghosts]

timestamp?

[@crowsandghosts]

also what the heck do you mean

[@oobnoname5294]

"Brock lesner ate the word ham"

[@Pandatege]

i don't know what the best part of this video is the actual making of the pebble him walking down the cat walk looking like some golem reject auditioning for magic mike or CHRISTOPHER CHRISTOPHER CHRISTOPHER CHRISTOPHER

[@thehumandirigible4882]

+Pandatege But that first top-rope jump fail, tho. Honest to God, my heart stopped the first time I watched that. The laughter was too great to contain.

[@nonomen6665]

The best part is the whole video in its entirety.

[@jonthehedghehog]

Pandatege "golem reject auditioning for Magic Mike" i want this on my tombstone thanks

[@JaesadaSrisuk]

I absolutely love how The Pebble enters the ring. Such demure elegance. Such serene grace.

[@dayalasingh5853]

Such Horror

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

Dayala Singh It’s a shame he’s dead now, he’s resting in bird heaven now

[@frostdachshund9618]

The grace of a rotting whale caucus

[@defn0tjake]

the joyous boy laughter that accompanies it is a great touch

[@Lucifersfursona]

Two of these replies are spoken from the mouths of liars who have never seen a being as beautiful as The Pebble and are converting their awe into fear Cowards Let him fill your hearts

[@bornofdust]

I was trying not to laugh while watching this in public and then he made his big entrance and I started having real problems

[@corey495]

+Jason Ericson I watched when I had some free time in English and I am pretty sure everyone in my class thinks i'm fucking mental.

[@masoncooper8830]

"who is he gonna fight? just kidding hulk hogan." i can't breath

[@masoncooper8830]

@@yellobanana6456 breathe

[@hannahm6067]

the pebble fighting the rock would be like dr.frankenstien fighting Frankenstein's monster.

[@davidrowland902]

Naw, it'd be more like Frankenstein's Monster vs. the various corpses that made up Frankenstein's Monster.

[@ilikesloths8288]

actually, it’s Frankenstein’s monster’s monster

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

Hannah M That’s basically the book as it is

[@r.d.shepard1569]

That 20-30 seconds of silence interrupted by Griffin's shrieking distant laughter as he watches Christopher Christopher Christopher Christopher bend his angular body around those ropes is the greatest piece of cinematic gold I've ever seen in my life and I want it nominated for a Grammy

[@SuperSmashBoiz]

This is what happens when Dwayne Johnson stops flexing. He just flexes all the time and when he stops flexing he turns into this.

[@froge168]

all might

[@drawinggunblades4263]

Christopher. Christopher. Christopher. Christopher! :)

[@kappaross6124]

Read that in a Skeletor voice. More people need to experience that emotional roller coaster I just went through.

[@ponkers7297]

Skeletor Nyeheheh

[@taylorb213]

I look for this comment every time I watch this video. It’s like coming home

[@a.s.1659]

@@taylorb213 please this so wholesome

[@midnightcthulhu5551]

i am laughing myself into a fucking prolapse

[@burpitola]

Same

[@rstueckle]

"I'll get the Rock pregnant." - Forbes 30 Under 30 Media Luminary Griffin McElroy, 2015

[@chertikinamoto]

“-like in my fanart!” -someone probably

[@RasenFemme]

I'm going to try and make it as an author under the pseudonym Christopher C. C. Christopher.

[@farbtrollmaniac8285]

Howd it go?

[@dayalasingh5853]

@@farbtrollmaniac8285 bad

[@leiram8833]

Maybe try it as C. C. C. Christopher next time?

[@Eganworks]

I had to stop eating what I was eating for fear of choking.

[@Dim2134]

***** Good warning thank you

[@Eganworks]

You are most welcome. Who can we look to here in the monsterverse if not each other?

[@jmcb74]

+VlogginEgan I am watching this for the first time tonight. I was crying trying not to wake up everyone thats sleep in here. The ring entrance did it.

[@jesuschristgau8583]

+VlogginEgan same

[@fhistleb]

I can see why this is NSFW. I'm bustin' up and my coworkers are all looking at me.

[@creaturehands]

NSFW stands for Not Safe For Work. lolol. Aka. nudity, sensitive content, or anything you wouldn't want your boss to see you watching.

[@slendy9600]

Roxas Watson that something that never made sense to me. surely your boss wouldnt want to see you do anything but work at work

[@creaturehands]

slendy9600 Of course, right?! I bet your boss for sure wouldn't want to see The Pebble absolutely being the best ever at wrestling, either. lol

[@mirmalchik]

@@creaturehands which is exactly why we need to do away with bosses

[@amandalarson1619]

Brock lesnars daughter goes to my school and I live in constant fear that some day she's going to crumple me up into a ball like a piece of paper and throw me across the school into the recycling bin

[@amandalarson1619]

One time I saw Brock at a track and field event and I was afraid that if he saw me, I would cease to exist

[@amandalarson1619]

He's moving soon I think so now we don't have to live in constant fear that he would destroy our town with his lorge meaty thighs

[@yobeefjerky42]

Think he got eaten.

[@MinecraftLover58]

I'm actually gonna fucking cry

[@leow3696]

I can’t imagine Brock Lesnar’s daughter. In my mind it’s just Brock Lesnar in a pink dress and pigtails

[@JackClockerinos]

my favorite monsters: 1. the pebble 2.the FINAL pam 3. bort sompson (just like bart) 4. truck shepard 5. all of the sims 4 characters 6.toucan dan the toucan man 7. chiquita dave 8. d-bomb (prototype pam) 9 G.A.R.F.I.E.L.D

[@Trivialise]

I don't think Bort should be included because, just like the boys said in the episode, he is just like Bart and may be subject to copyright claims.

[@tpgggg]

+Kody Prunella 4. cousin specialagent

[@JackClockerinos]

IN A COMPLETELY NON-SEXUAL MANNER!

[@darkmannight1]

No boy mayor?

[@yourmother7052]

Not the Boy Mayor of Second Life?

[@Liliputian07]

"one time Brock Lesnar ate the word ham" "and no one could use it for like a month" "and I'm gonna kill Brock Lesnar" ^ this is the best joke ever made

[@goose6360]

When Griffin says "YOU LIKE THIS!? YOU LIKE THE STATE OF THINGS NOW, AS THEY ARE!?!?!" he sounds genuinely upset and it breaks me

[@samsays7203]

If I could choose to rewatch something again for the first time with no memory of it, it would be this holy episode

[@ParadoxGavel]

Christopher Christopher "The Pebble" Christopher Christopher is my kink.

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

The knowledge that The Rock has this video saved and enjoyed it makes me so happy

[@BepisJones]

"HE'S WHAT ARBY'S SANDWICHES ARE MADE OUT OF!"

[@RainbowLizardOne]

From tip to toe, that's the rock

[@jadereynolds1204]

rainbow_lizard just like rock!

[@leow3696]

Disgraced The Rock creator Rocky Johnson retires

[@stevensegal6290]

Take it to the bank boys

[@jnking66]

sometimes i remember the phrase "flesh uggs" and completely lose it

[@ThatBlueWanderer]

Part of me wonders what The Pebble would look like with hair. Another part of me is terrified by the prospect of something growing out of the top of Christopher Christopher Christopher Christopher.

[@arsweetie1234]

just like the pebble grew right out of the top of dwayne johnson.

[@eji]

holy shit it's the most flexible custom creator I think I've ever seen in a game, LOL.

[@nonomen6665]

Well...Spore.

[@radiophobia1974]

No Name So Sad - Ehhhh....

[@megalomaniacalHalide]

Go check out something called the Jerma Rumble. That series has some crazy bullshit in this game.

[@_Verde]

I take it you've never played a soulborne game.

[@nickringer3913]

You haven’t seen tony hawk 3 dude.

[@catbug8509]

“He looks like he’s won a contest to breathe air” is one of the more underated monster factory jokes but one that I truly love

[@mrlinkthe1337]

This thing looks like some kind of horrifying fusion between Dwayne the rock johnson, stone cold steve Austin, and an egg.

[@winterstevens1610]

Rock the Dwayne Johnson**

[@lasarousi]

You forgot stretch Armstrong

[@taylorb213]

Plus dry spaghetti

[@kaphizmey6229]

@@winterstevens1610 *dwayne “the wayne, the pebble” johnson

[@jasperbelknap430]

it's just dwayne the rock johnson in gru from despicable me's body

[@yellobanana6456]

It's like gru is wearing dwayne johnson

[@hailonyourparade]

@18:03 "Welcome to the ring.. America's burden" this whole bit is so casual low-key spot on perfection. like two real announcers actually giving someone the roast of their entire life

[@fergusforsyth3025]

15:04 "Look at my DNA dad on the side, super worried about me" **Shakes head**

[@wavewavewaves6709]

When he slams on the floor and misses had me dying

[@ccthedragon4684]

He looks like a One Piece character. I cant stop laughing.

[@thatsdisco]

that is the deepest cut I've read so far

[@yellobanana6456]

Never seen one piece but I will take your word for it

[@Lucifersfursona]

_ohhh MYYYY g o d_

[@asbestosfish_]

Griffin shouting “DO YOU LIKE THIS?!” is honestly more unnerving than anything Busto ever did.

[@Bup]

8:42 He kinda looks like when the little sister dressed E.T. up.

[@smiley9328]

Omg that was what I was thinking when I watched xD

[@amandafrazier9724]

I thought the same thing, lmfao!

[@boodle399]

DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE PEBBLE IS COOKING!? NO? WELL SMELL HARDER!

[@yellobanana6456]

SMELLS LIKE... *PEBBLES*

[@docemitbrown4466]

My cheek muscles have never been in so much pain in all my life god

[@notveryserene9648]

I rate the pebble four Christophers out of four Christophers

[@MitskulpCh36]

I was really confused at why The Rock didn't appear chunky, small with tiny arms and legs at the start. Turns out I've watched this video and The Pebble has replaced what The Rock looked like for me

[@Alex8grade]

"Welcome to the ring... America's burden".

[@SwordfishPlays]

This game has a shockingly robust character creator. I'm impressed.

[@LachrymoseMelon]

omfg he's got feet like a kingdom hearts character

[@ShineTheHedgehog]

The Pebble looks like the Necromorphs, but from an alternate universe where the Necromorphs are the humans and the humans are the Necromorphs.

[@betaprotocol]

Our lives will never be the same...we have all been transmuted into something better, rounder, nobler, more pebble like.

[@Whimsly]

I cannot BELIEVE they missed out on having the "I Invented You" sign at 8:53

[@scoopishere7881]

"You like this?! You like the state of things now, as they are?!" is such a beautiful line.

[@LiBrizziTV]

This is the greatest fucking thing. Christopher x4 aka The Pebble is my new favorite wrestler.

[@mrman643]

rock the dwayne Johnson will always be my favorite

[@TrekkerLLAP]

nothing has gotten me to laugh this hard in a long time

[@TheDragonCat99]

LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE SCARED, THE PEBBLE!! -Toph 2006

[@yellobanana6456]

I knew there had to be at least one avatar fan in these comments.

[@m4rkist]

body horror will never be the same ever after that sensual entrance

[@minjaarsic3327]

Seeing the pebble crouch like an ominous gargoyle @ 16:17 never fails to make me lose my shit

[@jtoohey12]

I think the best part of the series is how emotionally invested they get into their abominations

[@thesalanian]

The Pebble looks like a One Piece character who’s fiercely debated to be either the best or worst character in the whole series

[@baron1324]

Whenever I get sad, I come back, watch this and become horrified at the sight of Pebble. Thanks my sweet boys!

[@yellobanana6456]

Please don't call strangers "your sweet boys".

[@baron1324]

@@yellobanana6456 ok thanks for bringing up a comment from 5 years ago.

[@SSGErnestP]

How long until this series gets real and they name one Travis

[@hunterfunnyguy]

Unfortunately there is no r34 of The Pebble.

[@maevedelacy2137]

How you sexualise a pebble man is the question.

[@bookcookie3907]

Maeve de Lacy there is no need to sexualize The Pebble, for he is already sexy enough

[@kappaross6124]

The Pebble IS r34 of himself

[@heywerewolf2884]

lil hal ùwú

[@EmsiWolf]

plebeianAstrophysicist i'm on it

[@jamesalderson6803]

I am genuinely screaming and crying with laughter. His entrance was making me wince in agony. Incredible 😂

[@Gimurei]

i choked on my ginger ale because i laughed when christopher appeared and honestly it was worth it almost dying so see this

[@jesuschristgau8583]

the scientists had the rock's dna and about 3/4s of it got ruined. so they called in a favor from ET.

[@supercococaleb]

May this series never die

[@CarryLarry]

3:58 You gave him natural Mega Man boots

[@MemorableMedia]

I'm from Cape Town and I can confirm that everybody looks exactly like the pebble. EVERYONE. It's uncanny.

[@Lucifersfursona]

The hottest place in the world. The most beautiful people anyone has ever seen. You go to Cape Town and it will just bring you to tears, these ethereal stones

[@Lucifersfursona]

“Look at him just staring at him like a gargoyle!” is what I say to my cat whenever he gets on top of the cabinets; this and truck shepherd are that kind of comfort video where I can still wheeze up a lung

[@MausBastion]

God this was pure art, you guys should do your very own youtube channel

[@Mahkia]

+ElAugedelaFinor Have you listened to their podcast they do with their brother Travis? My Brother My Brother and Me is one of the funniest podcasts I've ever listened to, so if you enjoy their humor in these vids and you don't already listen to MBMBaM, I highly recommend it!

[@Shibzzeg]

Sarah Halley After binge listening to 80 episodes of MBMBaM over the last month, thank you so much for this comment that got me started, you cool baby!

[@johnmerrill3082]

Javid Bunyadzade so glad to have you on board!

[@Spenstarr]

It's literally years later but I hope you kept watching they have their own channel McElroy Family I think all the brothers also have podcasts with their wives but they upload monster factories on there exclusively now I believe

[@Bensterr23]

It turns out that the Hulkster was the real monster all along.

[@Giga-lemesh]

I’m so glad to see South Africa’s favourite son recreated

[@filmingej]

Holy shit this series is the best thing ever created. Move over, Pyramids, there's a new wonder to behold.

[@zanemcgill2507]

What is the pebble’s favorite soda? *Dr. Pebble*

[@noisepuppet]

Mr Pibble

[@edfoster792]

I don't watch or care about wrestling. But I just bought this game.

[@genevaperez7952]

i just realized that you could choose "vampire diva" for the unaltered rock. pls do and post it online so i can laugh myself to death.

[@dumbalek6001]

Giving him a score of 9/human was so poetic and beautiful, thank you

[@ramacciottisilv]

the pebble: 4 out of 4 christophers

[@sultrylittlefruit]

whenever he walks I nearly have a full stroke that's the funniest thing these boys have ever created

[@62cky4powerthirst]

Sweet fucking space christ, I laughed the entire time, I'm still laughing. My face is purple, everything perfect was in this video. Dont watch this high.

[@rattyaa]

"Flesh uggs" is by far the most upsetting combination of words I've ever heard

[@domscards]

"No making fun of jackets or shoes." Holy fuck I lost it at this video.

[@thepeacefish]

Flesh uggs was the point where I gave up and started full force laughing and woke up my roommates

[@beckyfal]

To this day I still refer to Dwayne Johnson as Rock the Dwayne Johnson unironically

[@PokeKirby50]

13:40 The Rock and his Stand 「The Pebble」

[@elwhite2130]

It’s been three years and this is still one of my favorite monster factories EVER

[@Stitchmeup01]

One time when my friends were over I showed them this video, specifically the part where The Pebble made their grand entrance, and I kid you not my friend was on the ground laughing for a solid 10 minutes or so. By the end of her fit she was in tears, good times.

[@davidjtate]

Monster Factory = best show Polygon's ever had. Thanks for the laughs McElroy's!

[@skulldotjpeg]

griffins string of brock lesnar facts starting at 19:35 is the funniest thing ever put to film and i feel like im gonna puke

[@artseemel9853]

"I'll get the Rock pregnant! I'll do it, just like in my fanart!"

[@projectD1S]

Polygon really struck the gold mine getting both the McElroy's and Brian

[@BellaMarieWalker]

"I'll get The Rock pregnant. I'll do it, just like in my fanart"

[@bryanmmusic]

I laughed way too hard at this. Plus your laugh is very contagious. Like Ricky Gervais

[@zempmasterz]

This is the greatest thing that's ever happened.

[@Clmrtan]

I have never laughed so hard in my life

[@kittencoup6237]

I tried so hard not to laugh during the cat walk, so hard.