Monster High: The Movie - The WORST Movie of 2022?! (Ft.

[@FuchsiaButter]

Glad to be here for yet another Collab! They're always my favorite to do, please consider subscribing to me as the newest episode of the Butters Show is nearly done!

[@dumbsville]

You smell like garlic bread

[@Wunder_bar]

@@dumbsville that’s not nice🙁

[@ngxdcooldudefam]

@@Wunder_bar What do you mean, garlic bread is delicious

[@Turtle22312]

@@dumbsville Garlic Bread

[@Mrtorrespony]

You’re really beautiful I just wanted to say that like cesar from the Mandela catalogue beautiful

[@Allo-001]

I was forced to sit through this movie at my little cousin’s birthday party, and I gotta say, this is one of few movies where I had unironically said, “man, I wish I was watching Morbius right now.”

[@kaxcommentssomethingREAL]

istg i'm gonna begin to morb all over this mov fr

[@mrlaz9011]

the people at paramount deserve to be morbed

[@skyshunts]

lmao

[@Pactastic042]

If only they released morbius a third time

[@NebLleb]

Morbius was mediocre, but it wasn't shit!

[@S1eepy0w1]

Truly a 100% accurate depiction of highschool

[@sleepydemon3085]

I am homeschooled and I will choose to genuinely believe this is how it really is.

[@pizzapower3166]

Ah, yes. I remember frolicking through grave yards during my youth.

[@acemarvel1564]

For better or worst

[@heavenlyusurper]

Not enough emo girls gathering in the handicapped bathroom to vape and talk about boys while I’m trying to pee 😁

[@acemarvel1564]

@@heavenlyusurper you too huh?

[@rurihime4965]

This feels like it was written in the mid 2000s-early 2010s for a rejected movie but one day they found the script, decided to give some minor tweaks and called it a day

[@Otis_.]

You’re not wrong for thinking that, as this movie was announced around 2010.

[@skyshunts]

it reminds me of those bad Disney channel movies.

[@krimsonkatt]

@@skyshunts This movie so wants to be Zombies that it's painful, and that movie wasn't even good to begin with! They have so much in common. The bad songs with overused autotune, a racism allegory more blatant than Avatar/Ferngully's environmentalist message, the monster society vs human society thing, the school setting, the blatant zoomer pandering from boomers who don't understand internet culture at all, etc.

[@emeph6353]

“mid-2000’s, early 2010’s….” THE WRITER’S STRIKE OF 2008????????

[@Theonionofthedisneyjuniorlore]

@@skyshuntsIt literally is Descendants but with Nickelodeon makeup

[@xanatrue5387]

I'm not fully convinced the writers didn't just watch Disney's Zombies©️ and decide to make a worse version of that with Monster High characters

[@pizzapower3166]

Believe me. I rather watch this than Zombies. At least this film doesn't have dabbing and "on fleak".

[@mrlaz9011]

and zombies was already a shittier version of monster high, so they really broke ground with this turd.

[@themanwhoatethefrench4505]

@@pizzapower3166 I prefer this to zombies because my sister didn’t watch on repeat for 2 months *yet*

[@pizzapower3166]

@@themanwhoatethefrench4505 Jesus.

[@williamerwin7094]

@@themanwhoatethefrench4505 You get a like from me for the pity I have for you

[@BeatleCowCroatian]

Dumbsville should definitely have a meme channel, he has a sense of humor of a 14 year old and I love it.

[@gl4ssmunch3r36]

Indeed

[@Wunder_bar]

I love how you changed the comment to “the humor of a 14 year old” LOLLL

[@JeckTheMan]

Fr! The edit fit so well

[@ResakuMaatsuda]

*ahem* His second channel lmao

[@NessRandom1]

@@pitiantifriz As a 14 year old, I can confirm that my humor is like this

[@markdaniel9657]

To be fair, the cleopatra girl is actually the daughter of a mummy So basically, she's a zombie As hard as it is to tell

[@amethishi]

I know right, like where are her bandages? + he's right about the white girl thing, but there is no spray tan involved (hopefully)

[@Noperare]

If undead people counts as "monster", then wouldn't a half werewolf with visible wolf ears be consideres "monster" too? Seriously, most of the "classic" monsters were once human.

[@thespanishinquisition4078]

wait. DAUGHTER of a mummy? As in she was birthed before mummification or after? Because if she was birthed before this is pure nepotism, she got in just because her papa is influential. And if it was after, appart from how nonesensical that is... What does that even mean? I mean, it's pretty weird I guess but does that give her any power, anything weird at all, or is she just practically a human but technically a monster, like how cats are technically pets but are practically assholes.

[@adam.n-steve]

@@thespanishinquisition4078 "This is pure nepotism". Yeah, that's her character. An actual quote from one of the animated movie: "Back in my days, we used to earn our popularity...by being born in the right family". In another movie, she was literally forced to marry a prince so her royal family and his royal family can make an Empire Empire🎤

[@thespanishinquisition4078]

@@adam.n-steve That... has way more potential than I expected. I mean, a character with the expectation and priviledge of belonging to a ruling bloodline who doesn't have any real powers but gets sent to a school for (magically) gifted kids and has to come to terms with the fact that in our post-feudal world she is now effectively the bottom of the pack? It could work as both redeemable antagonist and protagonist given the right focus. For example. Using her as protagonist on this film's plot. Imagine if instead of introducing last minute that the school is crumbling due to a non-monster being in it, (which also means that the villain would've won by doing nothing... great plot!) we are introduced from the start to the school's security system popping off and everyone being on edge about it. So of course this might feed Cleopatra's insecurities, because as a practically normal human she becomes convinced she's at fault as the movie goes on. Which is a way better reason to go for the potion that "my nails retract sometimes". Now about Cleo, let's introduce her as basically a redeemable bully type (like the protagonist from Happy Death Day), but as we spend more time with her it becomes obvious that she's so uptight due to societal pressure and her own insecurity, and we see how some of the other monsters reject her due to her attitudes while others try to break through. Except for the real villain, who at first we see as her "confidant" due to family relations, but as the plot progresses the audience can see he's very much feeding her worse instincts and manipulating her into going after the potion. So let's say close to the end she gives him the potion because he claims to be able to modify it so it's safe, but he just drinks it instead, and shows that he is the human, and therefore she is indeed a monster, she just doesn't have her powers yet because she is the monster equivalent of "developmentally challenged". Combine that plot with a good climax, specially one where she winds up being important in saving the others precisely because the villain thoroughly underestimates her, and wrap it up with a nice message about accepting your personal (medical or otherwise) challenges, say by showing that her parents in the end when they reunite understand she broke under the pressure and try to accept her when she feared they'd be furious. And this could be a pretty decent film... Certainly better than this crap.

[@PenguinVideoStore]

I saw a really good critique that Frankie could have used they/them because they're made out of multiple people, because...you know...they're a Frankenstein's Monster. The joke was right there, but I guess they put more effort into the Sunday School Musical-esque soundtrack.

[@lilrootbirfloat1543]

admittedly that is an interesting way of analyzing the character, i'll give you that.

[@lauryw]

i think they could have picked Lagoona to be nb since fish can actually change genders depending on the situation, Frankie feels a bit of a random ass choice but whatever, better than nothing

[@nevercomback1689]

@@lauryw not every fish can do that though, and Lagoona is sea monster/an ocean nymph not just a fish. Oh and I like her situation with her boyfriend, the conflict between sea monsters and river monster. (By the way I still find your idea interesting!)

[@lauryw]

@@nevercomback1689 oh yeah the og story is very well written, i miss the old cartoons and the movies

[@greenangelynn5774]

I agree but shouldn’t they be intersex? Not non-binary. because it literally means you don’t feel neither a boy or girl, And intersex Is where you have both girl parts and boy parts.

[@kingbash6466]

At least Winx Club and Monster High fans now can put aside their their differences and both bond over their shared hatred over live-action adaptations.

[@captaincaspian42]

Yes

[@rafabuda0]

Oh god I forgot Winx had a live-action.

[@itsanegg5639]

Winx club wasn't that bad. as a Netflix show it was okay. And the directors including ignio straffi said it'll be based of winx but for adults

[@smugfortune9977]

@@itsanegg5639 so basically winx club but EDGY ooo how ambitious

[@itsanegg5639]

@@smugfortune9977 dude it's good compared to other Netflix shows. Plus the creator or winx said it's good. My opinion doesn't really matter

[@anthonyackerman7914]

This is the most Disney Nickelodeon thing I've ever seen

[@marlom7882]

And yet this is somehow the most articulated description I’ve seen of this movie

[@fersho450]

Very accurate indeed

[@Drachenshold]

this reminds me of hocus pocus 2 and some people wear slit tops for no reason and who the hell thought / hey jerrna let’s create hot garbage/ jerrna: but boss the movie script is not completed yet / boss: let’s get the head rat for the confrence/ rat: you see a dead body here outside of this room we are making Peter Pan 3

[@conorrigoli7578]

I love that scene where Frankie Stein said "It's Monstern' time" and absolutely monstered everyone. Truly the movie of all time.

[@larrypoppins6273]

I was begging to be monstered while watching this movie. Hell I wouldve grabbed a gun and monstered myself.

[@cameronmcewen9666]

Frankie NEVER said that.

[@Drachenshold]

It’s goofy ahhing time

[@theflickster]

Me who saw a "It's Morbin Time" post from the actor who played Frankie: 👀

[@NebLleb]

YES. This is to women, what Halo: The Series is to men: A franchise failure firing on all cylinders that gleefully butchers the source material.

[@nateo3040]

That's an amazing comparison 👏

[@NebLleb]

@@nateo3040 It just popped in my mind, because both were made-for-Paramount Plus butcherings of certain IPs. Boy, they won't stop losing money, won't they?

[@mrlaz9011]

they're pro gender equality

[@Lucifer_Is_Not_Amused]

You're not wrong. Has an amazing legacy but then Paramount ruins it...

[@CursedCaptainGaming]

Can confirm as a woman

[@dangerheart2578]

This movie ruined my day when I watched it. I'm actually a fan of Monster High and this movie practically shat all over it.

[@sashawolfson3602]

I'm with you on that, Monster High was my childhood. seeing the movie makes me die a little inside.

[@AlzMarioWolfe]

I never got into Monster High but as a goofy ahh brony I do feel for y’all

[@bakedbaker9882]

@@AlzMarioWolfe Yeah.. It's sad where G5 is heading, which is backwards. ;-; I'm just so disappointed

[@pizzapower3166]

So, it shat on nothing? This is a reboot, remember? It doesn't have to be like the old one because it isn't. By your logic, the The Batman is an awful film for having Batman face The Riddler instead of Joker. Leave it to yet another G1 fan to be completely brain dead when it comes to the differences between a reboot, a remaster, and a revival😔

[@dangerheart2578]

@@pizzapower3166 I know the difference it’s just that I’m not a big fan of the direction it's taking.

[@bigus-boi4022]

blue lady somehow knows what nonbinary is but also has never seen a phone before

[@krimsonkatt]

Monster society must teach this is school or something IDK.

[@HermitKing731]

Because Frankenstein forgot to give her a brain.

[@rooksclown316]

Frankie also didn't know what a high-five is

[@TheChildofAuraReborn]

The fucked up thing I learned about Cleo and that one character who said she has "mummy issues": According to MH lore, Cleo's mother was actually murdered. Legit murdered. That'd be like saying "Oh don't mind her, her mom was killed in front of her. Never mind her trauma, she's just a bitch". Not the character you'd wanna make that joke about.

[@davantebarbain3216]

Well im pretty sure cleopatra was murdered in real life

[@TheChildofAuraReborn]

@@davantebarbain3216 I’m talking about Monster High lore though .

[@starkillersneed]

Wait, murdered how? Wouldn't that mean that she would be mummified and thus, since this is a classic monster universe, could be revived by whatever resurrected Cleopatra? Or was she killed as a mummy, permanently destroying her or something?

[@piretiris8223]

@@davantebarbain3216 Cleopatra killed herself

[@Thane3999]

No, she wasn't.

[@Magiciantype-0]

Ya know the original monster high specials and books really aren’t that bad

[@pizzapower3166]

Yeah, they ain't. But, their also not Citizen Kane. Atleast this one kept me awake unlike Scaris or Freaky Fusion.

[@Magiciantype-0]

@@pizzapower3166 Well no shit you shouldn’t go into a monster high film expecting Citizen Kane

[@croncherss]

The og monster high specials were my shit

[@kevincairo8917]

As someone who's forced to sit through those movies because of my little cousins, they really aint half bad

[@pizzapower3166]

@@kevincairo8917 Agreed. But, boy do they decrease in quality.

[@sanrioandgraves8234]

Keep in mind KIDS HATE THIS SHIT IN THE REVIEWS ON INSTAGRAM I SAW. This movie was actually the biggest slap in the face for monster high fans. So if someone say “it not for you it’s for kids” it not.

[@rooksclown316]

Excellent

[@Loreboar0]

Good to see the kids having taste!

[@user-jm6cl6fj1l]

People act as if kids have zero standards

[@captaincaspian42]

I grew up with g1, my sister is the target demographic for g3 and she fcking hates it for mainly the deuce subplot and how frankie is blue with no bolts.

[@bethanybrookes8479]

@@captaincaspian42 apparently frankie being blue with no bolts is related to copyright. Because green frankenstein monster style characters with neckbolts are copyrighted by some American film studio.

[@Teaman774]

I kept on forgetting that this was made in 2022 and not 2010

[@dumbsville]

The movie came out a week and a half ago 💀💀💀

[@bl00by_]

@@dumbsville When I saw this in my feed I thought that this is a movie from like 2008-10. When you said that it was from this year I spit my drink and yelled "Wait WHAT". I didn't know that this franchise is still a thing.

[@binguscombatant6111]

You have to be monstrously high to watch this film all the way through

[@esmeselin4478]

I laughed out loud so hard omg

[@carolyndehart5174]

I watched it all the way through

[@eurobtcwby]

What the fuck did they think a werewolf was?? The whole gimmick of a werewolf is that it's half human 💀

[@Lonewolf360gaming]

Same thing can count for half of the monsters like vampires, Frankenstein, and even zombies lmao

[@GokuBlackRose978]

It’s just another plot device that gets lost in the middle of the movie, mainly just for drama, unfortunately they use it here.

[@masterseal0418]

Therianthropes are the same since they're also half-human half-beast(werecats, werehyenas, werejaguars, wererats, bake-tanuki, bake-neko, kitsune-no-kyubi). Bloody Roar gets the gimmick right, and Konami doesn't want us to know the property existed in the first place.

[@certifiedhomelanderstan]

It’s so nice of bowser to lend his castle for a school! What a nice and caring gentleman. 😊

[@ethejumper6568]

Great Joke

[@smidge742]

🤣

[@Drachenshold]

Sees a plumber outside / FREE FOR ALL DEATH MATCH

[@Drachenshold]

👨‍🔧

[@Drachenshold]

🐉🧑‍🔧🏳️‍🌈

[@itsukishikatani2955]

I’m not saying the original Monster High was flawless but it had genuine love and respect for the characters. They had their own unique personalities and interesting backstories. Not to mention the actual lore of the world of monster high. The story of the school’s founding. Etc.

[@itsukishikatani2955]

G3 feels extremely watered down. I understand it’s meant for a new generation, hence the brighter colors. But it also comes off as pandering at times.

[@Cinnamatime]

Also the animated series for g3 feels like it has more character to it and is less soulless making the movie kind of useless. Honestly if you wanna have a good experience with g3 just watch the few clips of the cartoon and stuff we have now before it premieres.

[@theleaderoftheworld]

To me the Original Monster High films were some of my favorite kids animated movies ever.

[@Drachenshold]

well I see poor cgi bad soundtrack score no one will use ever rushed script no good cliff hanger not one person and say I love this movie like dark viper au say he hates rdr2 and I mean he hates it wow

[@coffintears5821]

@@Cinnamatime Nah the cartoon feels like a show for preschoolers

[@Otis_.]

I remember friends who were into Monster High, and even they hated this shit.

[@L0rdOfThePies]

Yeah the spirit of monster high just isn't here dude ngl, i don't even know what it is but original monster high hit different

[@Otis_.]

@@L0rdOfThePies then again, you’re getting almost a whole cast and crew that had no interaction with the original toyline. Also that this movie was probably put on the backburner. That’s just my guess.

[@nightcrawler6346]

also the outfit design was a nightmare. How little did they pay the designer to let the characters wear those outfits, like seriously.

[@bailey6304]

Thumbnail art is poggers as usual and so is the video. Also Butters is very poggers too.

[@Satire_Filmz]

So, where’d YOU move here from? DUMBSVILLE??

[@pizzapower3166]

Yeah, the art looks adorable😍

[@emperordrago9413]

It's so mind boggling that visual effects in the mid 2000s look far superior than the crap we're getting today.

[@krimsonkatt]

A lot of older movies has good CGi, you're right. The problem isn't the technology, it's that companies don't care anymore, Hollywood is lazy, projects are insanely rushed, and the VFX artists are extremely overworked. This results in the god-awful CGI you seen in modern marvel despite each film having a 10M+ budget. Dr Strange's third eye, the CGI black kid hologram in Thor, every instance of CGi in She-Hulk and Ms.Marvel, etc. It's almost reaching SpyKids or Sharkboy and Lavagirl levels of bad CGi, and those films bad CGi was intentional!

[@emperordrago9413]

@@krimsonkatt well gotta give Michael Bay some credit, the first Bayformers was actually decent, the writing needed work but the visuals were amazing, the other installments in terms of writing are horse shit, but again the visuals still looked good. But you know what the sad part is?, Jurassic Park 1993 perfected the visuals and lighting techniques and its 30 years old....., and non of the execs nowadays can't try to replicate it?, im laughing and crying

[@wakspacific6928]

Speed Racer suddenly looks better than the MCU unironically.

[@rurihime4965]

The LotR trilogy unironically looks better than the MCU nowadays

[@retrotaco11]

As someone who grew up loving the original Monster High dolls, show, and movies, this new movie is truly painful. I hope that this movie isn't some kids first introduction to the franchise. It has so much better things to offer.

[@iamupsidedown5657]

fr

[@Drachenshold]

imagine seeing monster high commercials as a kid when in your early 20s you see this hot garbage in your face 24/7 in the afternoon

[@toganium4175]

It’s so impressive what graphics the Wii was capable of!

[@funky-k0ng770]

I laughed so hard at this

[@em5345-]

nah bro, fucking N64 games look better than this

[@HydraSpectre1138]

In the Philippines, they are impressed by DOOM 1993 graphics and think that is hyperrealistic. In 2023. They would soil themselves at these Xbox 360 graphics.

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Nah Star Wars: The Force Unleashed for the Wii (and Nintendo Switch) is peak and I will die on that hill.

[@Ceiling559]

I remember seeing this commercial for monster high with the tagline "SAVE FRANKIE, SAVE FRANKIE" which blared on the screen and it sent me into a panic attack

[@TheDreamingCroc]

I think that would have been for Freaky Fusion

[@VeronicaStorm98]

As a longtime MH fan and doll collector, I feel like I dodged a bullet after watching the spoiler reviews. I wasn't able to watch the movie due to not having Cable or Paramount Plus, and after hearing from other people about how much the lore and characters have been changed, or ruined in Jackson Jeckel/Holt Hyde's case (The original son of Dr. Jeckel and Mr. Hyde from MH Gen 1), I am kind of relieved that I was spared that kind of suffering. Its sad to see something that you loved growing up get butchered in such a corporate way. At least the dolls for Gen 3 are an improvement over the nightmare that was the 2016 MH reboot.

[@VeronicaStorm98]

@zookeepersrobloxadventures5368 The MH anime was cute, and the 2016 MH reboot was probably the worst thing to happen to the brand. With the 2016 reboot, it cheapened the quality of the dolls, and it changed the lore and the character designs in a way that made them look less edgy and interesting. The 2022 MH reboot is objectively better than the 2016 MH reboot by comparison of the animated shows and the actual doll quality for each generation, though.

[@JeckTheMan]

Always great to watch dumbsville in the mornin

[@arc-77captainfordo93]

Always good to

[@snekbetch5674]

Monster High Lore: Cleo isn’t Cleopatra, she’s just named after her. But yeah, still a white girl with a spray tan. Love you both!

[@BiigiieCheeese]

TBH the real Cleopatra is white, don’t know why people think she is brown. Her whole family lineage is basically incestous Romans.

[@koraknight6995]

I fell so sorry for these actors/actresses, it’s going to be so difficult to get another acting gig after this.

[@blake2521]

How ironic that my friends just got into a monster high phase

[@bakedbaker9882]

Time to torture your friends XD

[@JohnFortniteKennedy_]

Screw monster high phase, am on my monster schools phase

[@tatt8609]

This shit might take them out of it💀

[@GreenNinja-]

The thumbnail's artstyle is infinitely better than the movie's art style

[@ice-choco-Icecream]

'Its for kids' yeah, im truly sorry kids have to grow up with this because the first animated movies and first series were more than enough

[@Man-wolf-]

Mattel is just ripping off disneys “make everything live action no matter how ugly and terrible its look” mindset and it shows 💀

[@Laxhoop]

I remember watching this movie with my little cousin and her friends for her birthday, while all of the adults had their own “private celebration” with the grown-up drinks, and when the one monster said that they had they/them pronouns, one of the girls said “This bitch two people or sumthin’?”, and before I could fully stifle my laughter, another girl said “This corpse has got a lot of gal for someone within “Wikipedia edit “is” to “was”” range.” At which point I fully lost it, and they all glared at me like I had laughed at a funeral, or something.

[@ijustlikebees]

Oh my god😭😭😭

[@TheMarketableJackFrost]

I can’t say that I’m a fan of franchises made for young and preteen girls, but I can see how this would be completely destructive to the source material. Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul is an example of a movie that actually hurt me in that way

[@adam.n-steve]

The irony with them targeting kids is that from what I've heard, most of the fanbase and consumers are adults and teens.

[@sunflowersuccs]

I loved monster high when I was younger 😭 I still have a draculaura doll in my room and Im so sad at what hey did with mh☹️ Also theres nothing wrong with Frankie being nonbinary BUT WHYY DID THEY HAVE TO DO IT LIKE THAT? Like IM nonbinary and I cringe with every part of my body when I see that scene

[@L0rdOfThePies]

I see what they were going for but it just came out as an "annoying blue haired afab" stereotype to me. At a guess they probably made frankie non-binary since they're a Frankenstein of parts (which doesnt help with the joke that people say "people who use they them pronoun's are dumb because they think they're multiple people " imo) and that sorta combined with frankie's socially awkward and scatterbrained personality made this happen 💀

[@bakedbaker9882]

@@L0rdOfThePies That and it's not done once.. But TWICE.

[@sunflowersuccs]

@@L0rdOfThePies HARD AGREE😭 Also how they dont know what a phone was and in the og monster high shows didnt know what a handhake was just makes it a little.. Weird, I guess? They could have made them nonbinary but done it in a way where they discover that they are, it would have been way nicer representation but instead we got “annoying blue haired in your face afab nb” stereotype.. nice

[@hell_jpeg4976]

@@L0rdOfThePies OH THANK GOD i'm not the only one who felt off about Frankie. tbh I was down for Frankie being Nonbinary when I saw the dolls drop but then finding out they made them a stereotype & somewhat infantilized? (like the awkward not knowing what a phone is thing)? idk it just feels off. Maybe it would've helped if there were multiple so that isn't the only nonbinary character so they're not shouldering all NB rep but given it's mainstream media we're talking about that's asking much. speaking as a (very tired) NB who is very disappointed in mainstream "representation" as a whole

[@Whightknight16]

Frankenstein's monster using they/them pronouns is appropriate cause they are a combination of random parts stitched together but I don't think the movie is clever enough to think about that reason

[@anthonyackerman7914]

Like how Clawdeen is half-human, despise werewolfs being half-human anyway

[@L0rdOfThePies]

Lmfao i thought that was the point of it since they're a Frankenstein tbh when i got the trailer as a youtube ad

[@pizzapower3166]

@@anthonyackerman7914 Ever heard of a lycan?

[@lil_mis_smiles]

The thing is they original used female pronouns. They only made the character nonbinary is because the actor refused to act as her if they weren't nonbinary

[@pizzapower3166]

@@lil_mis_smiles Also, They always had plans to make Frankie non-bionary thanks to fan requests, same reason why G3 Draculaura has her Melanie Martinez hair. Cece Balagot goes by he/him but, was more than delightful to play this role. So, don't blame the actor, blame the fans even if it really doesn't do any harm, G1 Frankie was a vanilla protagonist anyway.

[@inky5574]

Y'know the school doesn't accept monsters who are part humans but doesn't that mean no vampires, zombies, mummies? Since they're technically human when they were alive? Wait a minute, why am I talking like I give a shit about a crappy straight to DVD movie about monster girls in highschool?

[@starkillersneed]

Also, why are they against witchcraft? Like, yea, witches are basically humans with magic, but "human plus supernatural quirk" describes most of the cast anyway. Is it because they're rivals with Hogwarts or something?

[@sadvec6328]

A movie about a highschool for monsters, and the daughter of Morbius wasn't there? No wonder why it sucked

[@mrlaz9011]

the school just couldn't handle all her morb, simple as that.

[@sadvec6328]

@@mrlaz9011 So Draculaura could be on the school but not my girl Morbette? That's morbism

[@jenniferdunstan5065]

@@sadvec6328 yes but morbette can morb and draculara can't meaning she's way more powerful and the morb aura would kill all of the monsters

[@undefined7172]

Feels like nickelodeon tried to do what disney had with descendants ngl.

[@Tediez_the_honored_one]

But unlike descendants it has passion, passion that this shit film doesn't have.

[@smugfortuneV2]

​@@Tediez_the_honored_one descendants is still shit

[@Tediez_the_honored_one]

@@smugfortuneV2 some of it is kinda corny and I think the finale was a bit rushed but at least it was goated.

[@smugfortuneV2]

@@Tediez_the_honored_one no wonder it didn't last long

[@youraveragesinner5474]

This movie's existence actually makes me somewhat happy to be an Ever After High fan because we were discontinued before anything like this "movie" could happen to us :,)

[@dantetouchdown9030]

The worst part about Deuce is that Medusa was just a name of the woman, the snake monsters are called gorgons! It is that stupid

[@zaidanhakim4974]

"Dumbsville, why did you drag us into watching this movie" What? Fuchsia just crashed into Dumbsville house and mentioning Monster High as a national crime. Did I just miss some lines?

[@orignialname4983]

Yes

[@skyxclouds3765]

I like how they made Frankie NB because the producers decided to jump in the trend of "Look! we have an LGBT character! we are inclusive!!1!" that companys are doing lately, but they made Clawdeen, the one character that basically all the community and even the original creator of the dolls acepted as a lesbian, and they made her have a straight romance LMAOOOO. They did the same thing years back when they tried to do a "reboot" that als sucked. LGBT characters are a great idea for Monster High, but since the creators cant put two and two together they will probably never do it right.

[@Noperare]

TBF, the Frankie being they/them makes sense because she is made of several corpses, so it is they/them as in many people not NB. The problem is that joke is WAY too clever for this movie, so even if that was the intention, it still feels like Twitter pandering.

[@alexandrocorona9283]

@@Noperare I mean that’s actually pretty clever for a joke but she still is one person so it’s still garbage

[@alexandraclavijo8149]

@@Noperare only that Frankie is not made by corpses but artificial parts, that's why she produces energy (there is even an entiremovie where the plot goes by this idea and exolain that she is an artificial life). At least in her OG representation. Idk if this new character was made with human flesh or not🤷🏽‍♀️

[@BabyGirlTiny]

I meant clawdeen lesbian is a headcanon and has always been a headcanon. They don’t need to use it just because the community wanted it. Hell, this is the first time she’s ever had a romance during the entire franchise

[@creed8712]

Dc made Robin and superboy bisexual but for some reason they chose the superboy who didn’t run around in the 90s telling people to call him the metropolis kid

[@FatY0shi]

Dude with the beanie straight up looks like that one cuphead boss that throws snakes at you

[@krimsonkatt]

Nah he doesn't look anything like Cala Maria. Cala Maria is far more attractive.

[@FatY0shi]

@@krimsonkatt you are right,he looks more like he would be cala maria's bf in some cuphead fanfic

[@captaincaspian42]

He looks like Jughead from the Riverdale reboot

[@gasterthemaster6490]

or Medusa from the 1st Percy Jackson movie .

[@ethejumper6568]

October Highlights: 0:39 Guest Appearence 1:15 Begin of the Movie 1:29-1:35 Spooky Month 1:52 Reality 2:49 Real Begin 3:07 First Twist of a bad Movie 3:57 Incoherent Plot 4:54 Bowser´s Castle 5:25 Basically Emo Girl Jokes 5:50 Fnaf Jumpscare & Morbius Reference 6:49 Me (not giving a Shit about The Long Haul): 7:19 Begin of the Bowser Castle High with terrible Live is Strange Jokes 8:21 Basically Undertale but worse (Just like when Hazbin Hotel is worse than Epic Mickey 8:38 Spiderman 2 Reference & Screaming 9:05 The Movie was Silent Hill all along (What the Hell is Silent Hill?) 9:56 Exposition 10:09 Klonoa Pic 10:39 Self-Aware Joke & Chip´n Dale Reference 11:54 Another Fnaf Jumpscare 12:34 Graveyard of a Game that I never played 12:40 PVZ Joke 13:36 When a Clock has an Eye 14:24 Waste of Time 14:52 Among Us 15:13 Uncharted (What is Uncharted?) 15:29 Live is Strange all over again 16:06 Final Boss 16:29 Huh 16:42 Siren Head Sounds & Chainsaw Massacre Reference 17:06 Worst Death Scene 2022

[@cellperfecto421]

Glad to see Funny Lego Man and Funny Edgy Pngtuber Lady working on a video together again.

[@maxstubs7145]

Truly one of the most Monster High movies of our time

[@kolcheks]

them thinking cleo is cleopatra is the funniest thing

[@batharalbathari7612]

Is it me or remember the cgi was actually good back in 2008 and now the cgi look like a low budget on every movie. 😞

[@krimsonkatt]

Even like 2018 with Avengers Endgame the CGi was good. Now it's like 99% awful. Companies aren't putting in any effort anymore on 99% of projects and it shows. Though there are some good movies/shows that came out recently that had good CGi so at least there's hope. Just little to none from all the big studios.

[@mrlaz9011]

the crunch companies put CGI artists through is mostly to blame for the end quality.

[@thehauntedgameing4729]

Even ps2 has better cg lol

[@krimsonkatt]

@@thehauntedgameing4729 Final Fantasy X and Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 FMVs say hi.

[@HydraSpectre1138]

Philippines CGI in 2023 looks worse than DOOM 1993. With more glitches than Cyberpunk 2077. And people are impressed and think it’s hyperrealistic. This is considered futuristic sci-fi hypertech in the Philippines.

[@extraterrestrialghostwrite6562]

I like how dumbsville making fun of movies for poor self aware jokes has slowly come full circle to him making self aware joke about himself being self aware

[@Noperare]

When you are deep in so many layers of irony, you can't remember what is sincerity anymore.

[@inky5574]

Self aware-ception or something.

[@erickchesnut8527]

I remember seeing trailers for this all the way back in July, only because my son kept changing the channel to Bluey. Honestly, why start previews of this in July if it's low effort and basically direct-to-video anyway?

[@pizzapower3166]

Damn, you ain't introduce him to Sesame Street?

[@krimsonkatt]

@@pizzapower3166 Bluey is also great just like Sesame Street. Maybe he just likes Bluey more because it's animated?

[@pizzapower3166]

@@krimsonkatt Seems legit. I know very little about Bluey but, I hear It's good and that it's similar to Peppa Pig. Which is good so the other must be good. I hope that makes sense.

[@krimsonkatt]

@@pizzapower3166 Trust me, Bluey is WAY better than Peppa Pig. Probably the best children's show still airing today. If you have little kids you should definitely show them that instead of having them watch crap like cocomelon.

[@pizzapower3166]

@@krimsonkatt Ah, Cocomelon. You know. When kids watch this show. They don't laugh or cry or do anything. They just stare. Blankly. And, when you take it away from them, they erupt. It's the scariest thing I've seen.

[@HydraSpectre1138]

Funny how Paramount released the worst movie of 2022 with Monster High and two of the best films of 2022 with Sonic the Hedgehog 2 and Top Gun: Maverick.

[@gl4ssmunch3r36]

The morbius of monster high films

[@philipweber9545]

Plot and special effects look to be out of a 2011 nickelodeon sitcom

[@krimsonkatt]

Agreed. That's mainly because this movie was written in 2010 and only released now and also because it was made by nickelodeon with basically no budget.

[@Cairo40000]

@@krimsonkatt they should’ve kept this film in the vault. Or at least fix the script more

[@davidci]

Of course it's another Funny Highschool Musical Movie #24 that will definitely have really intriguing high school characters that act like they're in high school

[@ECKohns]

“God was this written during the writers strike?” And now another Writer’s Strike is happening 6 months after you uploaded the video,

[@arandomgirlnameddenise9780]

Fun Fact! I’m getting back into monster high and this movie is making me rethink that! Oh and love your channels dumbs I’ll keep up the work!

[@BlackRosesRed]

It's actually making me WANT to get back into Monster High (g1), to remind myself and appreciate how good it should be and was. I watched the webisodes and absolutely love them, but I was never interested in the cg movies because I don't like how they look, but after knowing this live action schlock exists, I think I want to watch them after all 😂

[@Carlinhos-tx4cu]

16:06 I must never forget this.

[@therealeikichionizuka]

Remember how the original monster high was not only about being yourself but about edgy Goth Girls who liked rock n roll? And now this movie is about K Pop and is one of the most corporate shit ever?

[@kivaHBRO_04]

As a kid who grew up with monster high and seeing the new live action trailer I knew it was gonna awful from the start. I just wish they actually cared about Monster high and actually tried to make a good reboot. Instead they just pissed on the franchise.

[@The_GhostWind]

5:33 tell that to Mattle when they made her a monster in the show and to Atlus when they took Cleopatra and turn her into a Demon which her only “Demonic feature” besides her using magic was that she has snakes coming from one of her arms.

[@comster3892]

YOU CAN'T HURT MY FEELINGS IF I'M IN ON THE JOKE

[@golden.viewer101]

no, im mostly mad about what they made cleo. Shes literally my favorite and shes honestly the best diva i ever seen on show.. IM NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGH THE MOVIE (im actually watching it rn) ITS MAKING ME RAGE. CLEO WOULD NEVER DUMP DEUCE LIKE THAT. IN THE ORGINS, CLEO WAS LITERALLY SO INLOVE WITH HIM.. WHAT. THEY WERE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER. IM GONNA SUE. LEGALLY. I MEAN THE OUTFITS SLAY BUT IM FREAKING ANGRY AT THIS. IM SO TICKED OFF. LAGOONA IS LIKE A UNICORN NOW. GHOULIA DOESNT SPEAK ZOMBIE LANGUAGE. AAAAAAAA im crying. so hard. so freaking hard. my eyes hurt bye

[@eatatjoes6751]

I'm mostly pissed that they turned Clawdeen into a half-human rather than use Ghoulia or something because that makes more sense.

[@golden.viewer101]

@@eatatjoes6751 smh frfr

[@whatagirthypooyouvetaken5825]

Honestly, i prefer what they did to her over what they did to the other cast of characters. She was nowhere near as unbearable as clawdeen even though they made her discount regina george.

[@skyxclouds3765]

The Draculaura Cosplay i did as a 7yo for a halloween Party looks better than everyone in this film.

[@ThatChalk]

Why can’t nick or Disney make a live action kids movie with no song number? Like seriously why do they see the need.

[@geardog24]

3:09 Do you really expect people to start screaming like 5 year olds if they saw someone with animal ears in real life? 🤨

[@krimsonkatt]

Yeah they'd probably be into it lol. Especially if they're a weeb or a furry. Their first reaction would probably be thinking it's part of a costume (and that they're a furry) but if they find out they're real they probably wouldn't care. "Catgirls are real? Awesome!" Then the government comes in and mindwipes then or something lmao.

[@mrlaz9011]

it's the scp foundation who shows up, as they want to keep all the furry girls to themselves.

[@krimsonkatt]

@@mrlaz9011 Yeah definitely the SCP foundation. Those people suck. Without them interfering, the gender rock, gender lake, and the catgirls would be released! But then again without them the world would be screwed over multiple times by countless eldritch horrors, so there is that...

[@mrlaz9011]

@@krimsonkatt They take all their furry girls to a high school of their own, SCP high.

[@tsarmikislav938]

Ahh yes, more great dumbsville content

[@pots5047]

4:20 I just see the Coraline tunnel tbh

[@rooksclown316]

It looks like a cheap version of it

[@pallasdiana4206]

Clawdeen receiving an acceptance letter implies both that Bloodgood and the schoolboard knew she existed and that her exact address was in the human world. Why question anything about that?

[@alwarado]

The main character's dad looks like discount Gus Fring

[@jax_firestorm9689]

It feels… suspicious that they made Frankie non-binary and then made Clawdeen the main character. Frankie’s always been the main character, but now they’re a side character… suspicious…

[@KaidenHockett]

Clawdeen has been a side Frankie was the main character for gen 1 Draculaura was the main character for gen 2 And clawdeen is for gen 3

[@pinkystlyeteacupandcookies6119]

Isn't Cleo supposed to be one of the few main protagonist and Toralei being the main antagonist? Clawdeen were supposed to have A LOT of siblings and a mom who works there also not to mention Clawdeens confident and energetic personality. Monster high couldve made a movie that was based from the OG AU instead of this mostrosity. This feels ruined to see... even the ships all messed up from what I used to see when I was a kid. CHILDHOOD RUINED 😭

[@KenDawg25k]

Can we get this collab again when you guys review She-Hulk Also great review had me laughing every second of it.

[@pizzapower3166]

"Captain America F-"

[@KenDawg25k]

@@pizzapower3166 bruh

[@kingofcards9]

More funny than she-hulk will ever be.

[@KenDawg25k]

@@kingofcards9 agreed

[@17thmidnight96]

Nice to see you two collab again

[@micahwilliams1449]

Hyde could've attacked Bloodgood at the dinner. Instead he wasted time fighting teenagers.

[@sherrelltribble2756]

lol. I know right? And he CLEARLY forgot he had Draculaura's powers so he could've easily turned into a bat and got away from the kids but nope, he decided to stand around and be all, "Oh, they kicked my dad out of the school and then he got killed by the mob- I'm gonna get my revenge! But first I'll tell you how hard it was growing up without a dad" 😅

[@Gabriella-ib1zy]

1:22 KILLED ME

[@greenangelynn5774]

Homelander: alright * kill you *

[@long_dennis]

This movie would be more interesting with Homelander as the mc

[@TailsClock]

A modern kids movie? I wonder what the plot will be about? Asked no-one ever. It's racism. It's always racism. It's only racism. But... Did the person with a human parent, get allowed to stay because she earned her place, by defeating the villain who had a human parent? Did this really actually just say that half breeds can be tolerated if they prove themselves? IS THIS MOVIE PRO-RACISM? And here I mistakenly thought the pronouns were what made it feel like Twitter.

[@TheUSgoverment]

"you know that paper bag test shit, yeah lets bring this thing back!"

[@AVGFurri]

Me: Can we get Hotel Transylvania? Mom: We have Hotel Transylvania at home. Hotel Transylvania at home:

[@azorat1976]

Damn I'm 21 now and I remember watching and reading the old monster high stuff with my little sister when she asked me to.

[@thechugg4372]

Never expected "demondice-type beat" to be used as an insult one day, I'm impressed.

[@punkysnarks]

This movie basically encompasses everything wrong with young girls' entertainment. Boys get lasers and dinosaurs and all that cool shit, and we get...this.

[@eatatjoes6751]

We had Monster High, but then parents complained.

[@phantomkrieger2744]

4:42 ok I’d actually watch the movie if she went through the portal and met the glitch gremlin, bugs bunny, where did you learn to fly, super Mecha Death christ, and every other copyrighted character who’s shown up in an AVGN skit. In short they’re all just Mike Matei.

[@PrincessOfTheWholeUniverse]

It’s nice to see someone who hasn’t been a life-long Monster High fan to watch this movie. Most people were getting out down for not liking the movie because they were comparing it to the original. But you guys are watching it from an outsider’s perspective, which is really refreshing

[@yamforayam4709]

I just... they change Frankie's pronouns (which is whatever) but DECIDE TO MAKE CLAUDINE THE STRAIGHTEST CHARACTER IN EXISTENCE?! ahhh I've never been so disappointed 😞

[@Saltedroastedcaramel]

This is why you shouldn't make head canons canon. Clawdeen was specifically lesbian because fans thought she was

[@Ersa_]

@@Saltedroastedcaramel apparently it was considered but never really confirmed or whatever so yeah that’s kinda on the fans

[@GokuBlackRose978]

I watched the cartoon back to back awhile back she definitely was straight cause she was always complaining how she can’t get a guy and but she did kinda act sus around girls too so I guess bi? Idk this series is a childhood classic for me and I left it behind in the sea for a reason, the second I come back I see that they trashed it beyond repair

[@Saltedroastedcaramel]

@@GokuBlackRose978 It's wasn't until 2020 that the creator's confirm Clawdeen was a lesbian because he liked the fans' headcanon. She was never gay. I don't even understand how fans even headcanon her as gay in the first place

[@negativenancy5695]

The trailers ive seen made the movie look like its all about draculora having daddy issues

[@PartyDude_19]

So basically Castlevania?

[@GokuBlackRose978]

@@PartyDude_19 nah that’s better than this shit.

[@SpiderSpiderOnTheWall]

As a male long term MH fan, every single second of this movie took 3 years off my life. I currently have 6 seconds to live.

[@undyne1]

As a long time Monster High fan, this is atrocious. I don't know who it was made for.

[@anthonyackerman7914]

It's made to be a soulless cashgrab

[@garrtoons4303]

I honestly wish Homelander was a student there. He's quite the monster himself. 😅

[@ZKP314]

8:19 Even better question-Joan was, and is, well known for her absolute devotion to her faith. Why would she willingly help monsters, given how most religious zealots handle something alien with violence?

[@sofa3932]

I got reminded this franchise existed literally a day ago and you've already released a video shitting on it....great video btw I enjoyed it

[@theotherjared9824]

I remember when the toy line first came out. The monster angle was an allegory for the characters being imperfect and that not being a problem. It was also meant for edgelord girls that thought barbie was too mainstream. Glad to know they somehow sanitized the concept even more over the years.

[@2doot]

Imagine the pain I have as someone who's been a fan of Monster High since the 2010 debut 💀 I grew up with these characters and now I get to watch the real-time slow burn death.

[@KuulSHep]

I remember when commercials for Monster High first aired on TV, it was some time after the Bratz Dolls came out (God I'm old, lol). When Nickelodeon produced the 2D Flash animated "show" it looked pretty promising, then they revamped it (no pun intented) as 3D TV movie specials and it was baaaaad. Still had some charm but overall meh. This monstrosity just took the MH brand and turned it upside it's head. Claudia was already established as a popular girl in the school and had a Brooklyn accent along with a brother and a sister. The brother being Draculura's boyfriend. Frankie, however, was the new kid and she knew she was made up of ONLY female parts. Cleopatra is suppose to be a mummy and her boyfriend was the male Gorgon character. If Laura Faust worked on this it probably wouldn't suck so much and that's despite what she's doing to the DC Superhero Girls show on Cartoon Network. Final thing: the Head Mistress was WHITE! I wish they stop race-swapping characters.

[@LeBongFairy]

This movie is awful, but as someone who people keep calling a fucking babymaker, i appreciate they/them pronouns being normalized. It's the only breath of fresh air in this movie

[@Pro-Diletante]

Why does the villain look like krampus’s nephew lol 😂

[@Saggynaggy21534]

Look I don’t care if they change the gender. But if the character constantly introduces themselves like, “hi I’m --. Pronouns, they/them” that kinda sounds like something out of DeviantART.