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[@mattmark94]

Mento just means "chin" in italian.

[@morgan0__o]

Thank you mattmark94, very cool

[@mathieuleader8601]

also mento is a style of Jamaican folk music based on a traditional dance rhythm in duple time pouplar in the 50's/60's.

[@Jbrimbelibap]

он говорит на языке богов !

[@thiccsand]

the monster is just a groteusque version of GradeAUnderA

[@LilyoftheLake14]

Mento "The Chin" McMonster

[@carb0796]

Plot twist internet historian is pretending to forget his password to do a dashlane sponsorship

[@davydjones6885]

Dashlane Man!!!

[@mukaonline3]

@@davydjones6885 take me by the hand~

[@radioanon4535]

@@mukaonline3 lead me to the land

[@bradenross4182]

@@mukaonline3 lead me to my passwords that you understand

[@Gator_nit]

The dedication to his sponsorship is epic

[@phonycony7158]

The only monster I've ever seen is Internet Historian's upload schedule

[@learnmore8771]

Oh yeah yeah

[@sageoz9886]

Combat Halibut can't rush Art

[@arian4562]

How can you see this monster it rarely ever appears

[@stevenrith2386]

Base Yeah.

[@PrestonK_Productions]

"Are humans the real monsters?" *lengthy discussion on whale genocide*

[@LocalGuardsman]

Foreshadowing

[@mgeiger2341]

No mercy for the whales. Everyone knows that they tried to genocide American chestnut trees.

[@ln7929]

I blame dolphins

[@cuckmasterflex9106]

But they’re too big

[@dylanhuntly3517]

As the great Nelson Muntz once said; “dunno, gotta nuke somethin.’”

[@skinnymann9932]

I love how offended Historian is when Ordinary Things doesn't want to live with a cat girl.

[@theonlyplain]

shiiiddddd

[@duh_outlaw]

Then historian is neckbeard shidder

[@ヴァリ-z3e]

He's a true romantic at heart!

[@Michael-ru3su]

They used a picture of my high school in this video, please validate me

[@Grey-mo5py]

i dont need a cat girl because i *am* the cat girl 😎

[@gotta_go_now6387]

The only monster I've ever seen is 18 inches long and hides under my mother's bed

[@rachard]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasexpenis

[@tigerdiamond2486]

Oh no

[@gloriaborger6775]

IS IT A MAG LIGHT

[@Nightwing_Meh]

why is it purple

[@ramn]

my mothers dachshund is also unruly

[@lucaswright433]

I’m glad VPNman found a new girlfriend after his old one got into that horrible car crash.

[@mozan4469]

This is future for ads

[@gvardiecky9507]

@trainchase so then, we crush cylons once more again. So say we all

[@G01dmaster]

Next thing you see, Raid and Nord do a dual sponsorship, some ad guys realize the potential

[@Sandwich13455]

@@mozan4469 can you imagine corporations and advertising tried this format and how badly they would fail?

[@mozan4469]

@@Sandwich13455 It's watchable, I can't stomach those shity ads with some cancer ass music. Somebody had a weird fetish and thought it would be nice to torture us.

[@ziggyzag07]

I like how Internet historian is making fleshed out characters with his sponsors

[@bigterry1534]

They're the only ads I ever actually pay attention to

[@bokbok5737]

“Oh no now everyone doesn’t know about the asteroid and I have died of virgin”

[@fredrickvontater5433]

I wonder what his sponsors think of theses ads

[@OKTANE0]

He's trying to make the ads enjoyable so we actually consider using what's being advertised

[@arivertoeveryone]

*i am the sponsor and i approve of this message*

[@jacksfacts20]

So I’m a primatologist, the face flaps, flanges, are only found on mature male orangutans and are critical for amplifying their calls to others through the forest as they act as a sound dish. It’s also ironic that you talked about when males get their flanges because males can delay the development of their secondary sexual characteristics like flanges seemingly indefinetly. Only territorial males have these flanges and it seems that only when a territory opens up do some fo the males finsih developing.

[@TheTGOAC]

When a territory opens up. HAS NOBODY EVER SUGGESTED THAT BORDERS MIGHT BE AN INNATE BEHAVIOR TO PRIMATES?! I never thought about that my god that's quite the thinker for me.

[@jacksfacts20]

@@TheTGOAC What are you talking about? Many primates have defined territories, but it's not so much an innate primate behavior as a behavior that evolves if you're a food specialist like a fruit eater like chimps and orangutans. Gorillas don't really have territories cause the world is their salad bowl so they don't need to hold a territory.

[@joshuas22]

@@jacksfacts20 they do defend the areas they are in at the time from other groups and males. So kind of the same thing

[@zeffery101]

@@TheTGOAC yea you've never heard of lions that pee to define borders. ik not a primate but still a territorial animal.

[@someguycalledCh0wdah]

@@TheTGOAC ooooooof

[@mikhailsilaev9311]

You forgot the best part about baba yaga: she lives in a living hut that walks on chicken legs

[@IHincognitoMode]

Oh shit yeah we did

[@danny_decheeto8300]

YAH DID

[@ReetVeter2000]

@@IHincognitoMode Dude has last name with same letters as SLAV, must be legit.

[@ejsafara456]

I am Slavic and I can say that this fact is 100% true

[@happyguardsman8510]

The house is sentient too

[@nguyen-vuluu3150]

intro: mOnStEr immediately after that: "chimp and orangutan highschool"

[@SerenityM54L2SAM5L5N1]

Watch people misconstrue that scene into critical talking points against this guy. Just like how PDP were mischaracterized the past years.

[@sntjana9348]

5 minutes later: whale genocide

[@petrolak]

Monkey news

[@xNTFXx]

internet historian is the type of person who takes his router outside with him instead of using mobile data

[@IHincognitoMode]

I don't even know what this means

[@A_Spooky_Dude]

@@IHincognitoMode I was going to like your comment but it's at 69 and that's one of the three sacred funny numbers

[@fredericksmith7013]

@The Cornfield 420 and 69, dude!

[@JayTohab]

Frederick Smith ...?

[@A_Spooky_Dude]

@The Cornfield 666 and 420

[@kevinsundelin8639]

Siren Head isn't an SCP. It's a character drawn by Trevor Henderson that got popular for some reason. Yes, some people made it into SCP's but they were removed cause the writers don't have permission to use Trevor's art and all articles must be published under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 License.

[@ArDeeMee]

True. It‘s why the peanut looks kind of a bit cooler now (at least imo). Less goofy. More hurty. ^^

[@10kBeez]

I went looking for this comment on a 2-year-old video and it was made 12 hours ago. Crazy.

[@kevinsundelin8639]

@@ArDeeMee Agreed

[@neeltheother2342]

there was a later In The Field episode where IH referenced all the "um actually" comments he received. i don't remember which one it was...

[@nugget6820]

​@@neeltheother2342 It was in food I think, where he makes a reference to the Rayquaza thing

[@mishal2401]

Should've mentioned that Baba Yaga lives in a house that has giant chicken legs that let it walk around.

[@grapes5672]

she livES IN *WH A T??!?!?*

[@arseniykucha1349]

She also has a habbit of washing idiots and princes in sauna, feeding them and letting them sleep in the said house. She also feels like eating them after, but rarely has the luck.

[@poisonedpotion]

Yeah I always go to her to buy astral runes

[@anotherplus]

@@poisonedpotion She's always out though because of bots.

[@Lone_Doge]

I knew that that was baba yaga! I remember the myths and legends episodes lmao

[@airborngaming2250]

I love that they become the monsters when they talk about whales.

[@01100101011100100111]

Ooh, that's deep.

[@stock2896]

@@01100101011100100111 thank you

[@_REVERIE]

Just on the bow of different ships whipping grenades and 3-pointers into whales' blow holes! XD

[@i_am_fanse6877]

They just want to save the world

[@matheussanthiago9685]

maybe the real monsters were the friendships we made along the great whale genocide

[@thenoob9857]

"We're gonna kill all the whales" "To get the blubber?" "No. To get even"

[@sireggnog890]

Siren is not a scp

[@guragurashaak7383]

@@sireggnog890 Where'd this come from?

[@arian4562]

Sounds like an awesome one liner

[@ainzooalgown3927]

Ban crabs

[@Ribbons0121R121]

yeah lets kill all the whales

[@GrayVMhan]

I do love how Ordinary things refered to Rayquaza as a new Pokemon when it was around 20 years old at the time of this videos release

[@tesseract5569]

Yeah I was so confused. Like I haven't given a shit about pokemon since Black & White and I was thinking "Hang on, when I was a child Rayquaza was my favourite" lmaoo. Seriously though Black & White sucked ass. "We're running out of ideas oh idk fucking bin bags are pokemon, this ice cream? Yeah that chandelier is one" I think there is a pokemon now that is literally just a set of keys or something. Anyway my completely unrelated rant is now over

[@johncitizen306]

​@@tesseract5569 there's only 151 pokemon

[@tesseract5569]

@@johncitizen306 I wish

[@NotOnLand]

@@tesseract5569 I think a big problem was that B&W had the most new Pokemon of any generation, and they were already running low on ideas. Gens 2-4 always had some from previous ones sprinkled in to pad them out, but they wanted 5 to only have new mons until postgame. If they'd kept to 100 or less per generation it wouldn't have gotten stuffed with all the crap everyone remembers it for.

[@ewwpoorpeople5684]

I saw “ad tiem” and my first thought was “woah, does the internet historian know Latin?”

[@MeanJelly]

same

[@uhoh7545]

Ad mortem inumincus

[@MeanJelly]

I N C R E D I B I L I S

[@uhoh7545]

@@MeanJelly _Stabs buff infused gladius further into corpse_

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

➕⏰

[@cadenhur7443]

I love how internet historian has transitioned from using harold stock photos to the poorly traced version of him

[@KilliK69]

probably because of copyright claims by the photographer of the original stock photos.

[@JustAskMeTV101]

@@mouse7248 no they still have to be licenced

[@JaneDoeValentine]

mouse724 no, you gotta buy them

[@jogasaracco5056]

Evolved more like

[@ramage7646]

@@mouse7248 Lol stock photos have watermarks in them X)

[@YTartschool]

the editing on these is crazy man

[@kilroywashere9343]

Like it’s bad but it’s so good

[@gangstercheesefries1112]

@@kilroywashere9343 pretty sure it's just good

[@vey_4227]

Why are you doing here? Well people can watch whatever they want but holy moly...

[@snargemccoy8813]

Kilroy was Here you are a call of duty reference

[@jjwang7597]

Seriously, it’s so much work even for stuff that barely gets noticed

[@DelinquentDJ]

"improv theater is the lowest form of comedy" >proceeds to act out a complete train wreck that has me laughing chaotically in my car

[@2GeeDS]

The ad was hilarious. "Heres your drink back" *Spits in persons face*

[@EricToTheScionti]

I laughed so hard

[@fomoran]

That moment inched it ahead of the aggressive RAID adverts hes done

[@DarkW0lverine]

Yeah his ads are masterpieces in of themselves

[@hmm-.-]

@Veonnj Caines Sometimes broken English fits perfectly.

[@samohteel4393]

no he didnt.

[@juicejumper]

The Orangutan Flaps are actually used to find mates. The males with the biggest flaps get a female mate. Essentially, the ones you looked at were all Mega-Chads.

[@RhythmGrizz]

Do the smaller flapped ones get... male mates?

[@Bruh-hq1hx]

Ape chad is the best chad

[@BigCleverName]

So they were right with their highschool story?

[@maxgrozema1093]

@@RhythmGrizz the smaller flapped ones are rapist incels, look it up

[@baabaaer]

Wonder how would orangutans look ike if they bodybuild?

[@svijj_]

Ok, This man had proven himself, to be worthy of getting his main account's password back. Now please give it to him

[@7asyou]

what's this passwird thing about, im confused

[@handlingitokay]

@@7asyou Historian forgot the password to his main channel. He was able to reset the password to the account, and now has access to it.

[@svijj_]

@@7asyou It's a reccuring joke here. You see, Internet Historian was very active on this channel recently, not on the main one. Then, under one of his videos, that were posted here, someone said, that Internet Historian lost his password. After that, it became a joke

[@7asyou]

@@handlingitokay thanx boy, when the historian forgets, yikes

[@lordmoncef5494]

@@svijj_ oh mfg that man is genius

[@AzizidarkReborn]

OT: "I'm gonna go over a newer one." also OT: "Rayquaza (came out in gen 3, 2002)"

[@thefoolishjester5125]

I mean it’s not even the fact it’s that old of a game. If that was the last generation it could still be considered new. But we’ll soon be in gen 9 sooooo

[@jordanriederer1518]

to be fair most pokemon connoisseurs have to make a choice between getting their meat wet and continuing on the pledge to catch them all and i would think the internet historian took most of his teenage years off school to have crazy sex all day, which wouldnt leave much room in his life for later generations what with all the crazy animal-style sex

[@rroes7319]

Gen 3 is my favorite.

[@Red-jl1qr]

​@@jordanriederer1518What the fuck were you on when you wrote this

[@HumanPerson_final]

I think to those of us around for the Gen 1’s release, anything after Gen 2 is new and often terrible. That’s how it seems in my head, anyway, I know objectively Gen 1 has some atrocious designs.

[@moel9062]

I showed this to my mum and got lectured

[@jeremythompson5151]

Karen alert!

[@specialed6357]

Probably because of the momnsters in the flash text at 0:14 gotta watch out for those momnsters.

[@tillmanadkins713]

NordVPN has culture letting themselves be advertised this way.

[@onionmctwist]

Brand man cinematic universe

[@Mr_Original]

Cultured and brilliant. They're lucky to have sponsored a guy who can actually make his viewers want to watch his ads.

[@aMAXproduction]

@@Mr_Original Between Internet Historian and Internet Comment Etiquette, NordVPN is making some really good marketing investments.

[@Mr_Original]

@@aMAXproduction Wait, who? I haven't hear of that channel, what kind of content do they make?

[@PedroGomes-cx7ku]

@@Mr_Original They make Minecraft erotica.

[@harrisonfackrell]

"Improv sucks." *does a whole-ass improv routine*

[@jeltje50]

Well he explained what type of improv he doesn't like. It certainly wasn't the type he did.

[@spongerobert]

I never used to be afraid of the dark. Like totally not at all. I actually used to like to creep around at night and stuff until someone also told me about their fear of the dark and now sometimes when I peer into the complete blackness of the night (we live in a rural area with not a lot of light pollution) I see shapes and movement and hear creepy sounds plus a very irrational uneasiness that someone/something is sneaking up behind me and it's like a feedback loop. It's actually strange how contagious fear is

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

Walking next to a mature corn field at night and realizing a person or creature could be literally 6 feet in the field and they would be totally invisible really ruined country walks for me

[@kielbasamage]

You must train so you can sneak up on them instead once more.

[@aodigital9421]

@@sallhurd Have they ever spoken to you before? That's my favorite part. 🤘

[@TheDapperDragon]

Let me help, cus I find total blackness to be the most soothing thing in the world. If you can't see them, usually, they can't see you. As far as people go anyways. And the likelihood of a tiger, or other night vision predator big enough to take you down is generally pretty low.

[@moongirl8807]

​​​​​​@@skeetsmcgrew3282 ugh I have a walk that I often did in the countryside to my house. There's corn on the side and other fields for agriculture. I always found them kinda fun bc of idk, corn labyrinths / mazes? But then In the tall grass came out on Netflix (the one from Stephen King) and I googled the summary and it's obviously not even about corn. But I got into discussions about the movie and this influenced me so much that I had a very creepy feeling for like a year walking next to this. I still sometimes think about it when I have time to go on a walk on that road and I immediately have a uneasy feeling. Walking on this abandoned road in the summer heat next to plants that are much bigger than you is kinda eerie. (Also he also has written Children of the corn, maybe he was just really scared of the power of food^^) So we can easily create our own fears. Not to mention my brain has always been running wild so sometimes when I was a child I would play near a forest and then suddenly this feeling of "something will pop out and pull me in" came up for no reason and I got so paranoid that I had to leave immediately. I don't believe in any monsters but my own thoughts really spook me😂now that I think of it this was also my fear for the corn field (not so much being pulled in like in the movie), so maybe I just have to live with that now...wonder what a therapist would say about this haha

[@minnesotaproud1949]

Watch two grown men discuss what degree of bestiality they deem acceptable

[@killo7471]

This is a brief summary of the “would you ;)” slide

[@jokusuomalainen418]

Nice

[@danielm.595]

As long as they can give consent it's not bestiality, it's xenophilia.

[@danielm.595]

@Wyatt Earp ... no comments, also scaly, not furry

[@scoiiing1009]

@@danielm.595 they are the same beside what they like, both are like animals but one like fur

[@psychedelicbreakfast8466]

Right after he said kill all the whales I got an ad about saving the whales

[@donovanjoseph737]

KZbin advertising for ya

[@4chan98]

Irony at it's finest

[@crazedmma0]

Right after you said that, I caught you in a lie.

[@huntergrant6520]

@@crazedmma0 he said you caught him in a lie?

[@sadvec6328]

Today I learned with VPNman that: The hot chicks are the friends we made along the way

[@dreska255]

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[@SodaPopBot]

Best VPN ad I've seen

[@sadvec6328]

@@dreska255 NO CREDIT CARDS NO PERSONAL INFO NO BULLSHIT Just Lifelong Friends awaiting you big guy

[@christopherdwyer7678]

27:37 Look up "Bear with mange" and you'll know exactly what that guy must've seen. It's a disease that causes mammals to lose their fur; honestly some good detective work by Internet Historian

[@ArDeeMee]

The poor thing looks so cold…

[@beeeennnnnnn]

well that just made me feel sad...

[@KoroH2O]

How to approach a girl: -Hi -Hello beauty -I love this song. It's locked on my region, but I use Nord VPN

[@SillyWillyNinny]

If a guy approached me like that I think I’d marry him.

[@SUPERIDOLdesho]

if a man told me that i’d have his children right there on the spot

[@Zargabaath]

@@SillyWillyNinny I love this song, it's locked in my region, but I use Nord VPN ✓.

[@SillyWillyNinny]

​@@Zargabaath will you marry me

[@Zargabaath]

@@SillyWillyNinny I will.

[@dilatorydoorframe3188]

“New Pokémon” Rayquaza can legally get married in America.

[@Confussed-Oddish]

And consent, he's 18 baby

[@wilburthegerbil8435]

A “new” Pokémon.

[@dankconspiracynut]

He was in Smash Brawl

[@Cthulhunoms]

Fug.

[@tinycervid7679]

Rayquizar is new tho

[@BlckMrkTwn]

The only monster is Internet Historian deliberately forgetting his password.

[@MEgaULtraCoolSTyle]

"Steve the improv guy" bit was living in my head for almost a year now, and i couldn't for the life of me remember where it was from. This is probably the single most funniest bit i ever heard. Can't believe i stubbled upon it randomly again.

[@MEgaULtraCoolSTyle]

The whole anti improv "no i didn't" cutting it off right away is genius.

[@SamuraiX6288]

I saw this bit when it first came out and I keep coming back to it lol. Absolutely hilarious.

[@creatureman5636]

"Is man the real monster?" "Ooh that's deep" "Thank you" best diolauge between one person

[@phoebe3518]

*deolog

[@BLHLF]

diealoge*

[@coal2710]

Ahem, diolauge between one person is called monoloogue

[@aitorfanderomeosantos8558]

@@coal2710 mandelogg*

[@datguyuno98]

Every zombie related anything ever (except Left 4 Dead)

[@hammerheadshark45]

"here's a new pokemon" actually chooses a pokemon that's 17 years old

[@TheKnoxvicious]

I feel old

[@ServetS]

Oh i get it

[@fareez8248]

I don’t

[@Omar_Little]

there are only 151 pokemon

[@elsaborgarsdottir8945]

@@Omar_Little imma take that as a joke

[@lamarepository248]

I didn’t know you were friends with the gentleman pirate Stede Bonnet! Also this is the first time I’ve heard you say “innit”, incredible.

[@exmsenhorbataguas6411]

Yeah exactly. I noticed it too. I would probably have ignored it, but having seen the movie i heard that innit. And in my mind when i tought of it i read it with the other pirates ( i cant remember his name) voice

[@teal_m_101]

STEEEEEEEEEEEDE

[@awddwa6544]

@@teal_m_101 STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDE

[@xarealpersonx]

I like how he and stede met stede to go commit whale genocide

[@justacatwithasadface2692]

This truly is a DEEPEST LORE moment

[@BackWhereYouStarted]

I've always been curious. Does Internet Historian have all of those photoshop things lined up or does his guest have to wait while he googles images then gets it all ready for the joke?

[@gamemeninc.5334]

Its a bit of both. They photoshop some of the things like girl with hooves and drawing the pokemon live while the editor adds things like the Baba Yaga flying in the forest in after the recording.

[@RisqueBisquet]

He edits in real time. This video took exactly 32 minutes and 37 seconds to make.

[@rarebeeph1783]

"he hypnotizes you with his big eye and then you just get on his plate and he eats you without complaint" that's, like, 3 fetishes

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

If he eats you whole that makes 4

[@dreska255]

Depends whether he digests you afterwards, and also what kind of digestion.

[@JuicedLeaf]

Duddridge1 if he shits you out that makes 5. If you’re literal shit at that point that makes 6. If there’s still bones left that makes 7.

[@_zerohour_]

More like, 8

[@dreska255]

TheFurryAssassin1 If you turned into shit but you're still alive then it's 8.

[@jackfan7673]

"So I'ma name you some newer Pokemons and you'll guess how they look like.." "Rayquaza." *Bruh*

[@KorporateKotoo]

Right?

[@CommanderScarin]

I'm soo glad I'm not the only one

[@toatrika2443]

just a reminder that rayquaza and all other third gen pokemon are 17 years old rn

[@El_Descarriado]

And then he doesn't respond "Oh no, I've heard and seen that one from years ago when I played those games."

[@xxim_just_jamxx]

This was painful lmao

[@Aa1aaaaaaaaaa]

Im convinced that sailors were just really shit at driving a boat but the excuse was kinda just “hot fish” followed by silence, “no no no, hot human fish” and everyone was just into it

[@TF2Scout..]

Yeah most of the time .

[@carbon1255]

Incorrect, it is simply a mix of large amounts of alcohol and mouldy food.

[@LinusBitchTits]

@@carbon1255mermussy denier

[@texasgunslinger6201]

sirenhead isn't an SCP, it's a monster made by trevor henderson, he's actually gotten into a lot of legal shit because people kept trying to run away with his monster ideas and make money off of them.

[@toryslapper69]

No one exploits my boy trev

[@exudeku]

[struggling from success] esp those fucks in Wattpad and Tumblrr

[@MineSlimeTV]

Oh I think he does know in some way! As he does make many visual gags! He did infact spent and did a year ago or so a video with Mr Volgun! ^w^ But thank you to always stating and clearing this idea my friend!

[@samohteel4393]

no he didnt.

[@TemmiePlays]

@@samohteel4393 Sirenhead was a shitpost, later added as SCP.

[@Baloo106]

Baba Yaga actually quite a nice person in many tales. Well, she does eat misbehaving kids, but thats kinda standart practice for witches.

[@jerubaal101]

So somewhat similar to Strega Nona?

[@robbieking4070]

Standard practice for witches is to eat ALL children, naughty or nice. If she only eats bad ones she has morality.

[@alienkinkvr]

And middle aged upper class white women across the Midwestern united states so is it that far fetched?

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

She acts like a person. Sometimes pleasant and supporting to the MC, sometimes a villain. Sometimes a treacherous old hag, sometimes a wise babushka with advise. I wouldn't call her a monster, she's often used to represent the saying that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, that even though her appearance is scary and everyone around tells she's bad and dangerous, you just need to treat her like any other human being, and she'll give back. Basically she's like Shrek. A misunderstood person.

[@AlejandroRodolfoMendez]

If you think about it, she does community service and a good one.

[@chuckelmankye1372]

Internet Historian sponsor ads are the only ones I actually sit through.

[@mindlessscientist3772]

I would actually recommend checking out Noodle, he makes pretty good content and his ads are great as well

[@armored_gorilla]

There’s few people who do it well. Drew gooden also does a nice job

[@jameskilgour387]

I actively go back to the architecture video just to watch that masterpiece nord ad

[@drunkenmasterchickenman2783]

Modern Rogue/Scam Nation has good ones too.

[@kyloren1301]

Internet comment etiquette

[@mrcocoghambo5413]

18:33 "i think improv is the lowest form of comedy i hate it" literally all of internet historian outros :

[@3leafclover491]

Fun fact: The blobfish is just a normal fish that becomes a blob because of the change of pressure when it leaves the deep sea

[@davidparker.2227]

We know but bless your heart.

[@parkchimmin7913]

Decompressed fish

[@goshohgosh4568]

@@davidparker.2227 you knew

[@massivepussylips1752]

The real question isn’t about what is it, it is if you would let it hit?

[@paulagarciallorente]

WHAT

[@sehri8170]

NordVPN ads Any other video: Boring. Skip. Internet Historian: Watch with rapt attention and actually consider buying You're an underappreciated advertising prodigy man

[@darrellcovello7917]

The ad was the best part of the video

[@jamesstewart3856]

The nord vpn klan member lmao

[@juzzapm3252]

It’s honestly so great that Nord VPN still supports him even though he has a Hooded Nord mascot

[@beasee379]

Watch internet comment etiquette. He had the best nord ads

[@SquigglesZero]

Nord VPMan is my homeboy! And Shadow Man is a real bro!

[@mr.reality3167]

"new Pokemon" Picks a Pokemon older than the majority of your audience

[@MaximusMeridiusX]

Oooh. Get this man a gold medal

[@sirrealism7300]

Boomers unite

[@jakobhere620]

>tfw pokemon emerald is two years older than you

[@pacotaco840]

Woah look out, Pokémon expert in the house. Nobody is impressed.

[@adriankwok1406]

@@pacotaco840 Yeah well I know Mewtwo's birthday and you don't. Checkmate.

[@MrRighto]

Mento looks like a monster’s inc character

[@MatchaTheVibeking]

He does look distantly related to Mr. Waternews

[@Kinoksis]

"What sould we call our monster?" "Reiii... d Shadow Legends"

[@Moni-_.]

read my fking mind i was bouta write that down

[@AlexNV75]

Ngl I thought u were gonna say Reilly Reid

[@thebidentouch5892]

"i fear no man... but those ads... they scare me"

[@Cryster99]

>"Are humans the real monsters?" >"Kill all the whales" HMMMMM

[@nicosmind3]

That makes humans heroes. Getting rid of all the monsters

[@desertedgoat17]

@@nicosmind3 Nope, we cultivate monsters idea in animals because we can't deal with the fact humans are the real and only "monsters", basically where the majority of monster lore came from (that and drunk sailors). Kinda like humans inventing the afterlife because humans can't deal/comprehend death. If humans were real heroes they would sacrifice themselves for the good of the universe and the planet.

[@TedMan55]

Microtransaction why don’t you start off the hero process with yourself, then?

[@davidmaitland3238]

@@desertedgoat17 Such a stupid and ignorant thing that every kid goes on about, "for the good of the universe and the planet" for starters the planet doesn't give a fuck and will continue to go on long after we do or don't go extinct, secondly if the planet doesn't give a fuck about us then you can be sure the universe doesn't even notice your spec of an existence, Its so ironic that you talk about humans "inventing" things to cope with the truth while you have adopted some retarded idea that humans are somehow unnatural and it would be a good thing to sacrifice ourselves when really you're just pretentious. All species go extinct, all planets will die, the universe has no meaning at all. And just to show how pretentious you are, I can tell you the real reason monster stories were invented was to scare children out of doing dangerous things, instead of telling children that the forest is full of dangerous animals and plants that could kill them to which a child wouldn't understand or care, you just tell the child a monster is in the forest, and then they wouldn't go in. The only reason monster stories are still around today, is because some of them actually make for really interesting tales that use morality as a backbone to the story. "We cultivate monsters idea in animals" then why are there so many successful humanoid monsters or just straight serial killers that make it into horror stories? Why is slenderman, freddy, jason, demons, zombies, hundreds of examples of humanoid monsters?

[@theorcamafia]

@@desertedgoat17 wow you sound very depressed

[@kieransmith9616]

"so pyrocynical just stole my whole ad and he-" Ah, shade thrown

[@thebiggestcauldron]

It's funny how I enjoy the shade despite the fact that until now I had no idea "Pyrocynical" and his videos exist.

[@i_kick_babies6832]

@@thebiggestcauldron you should look at his new controversy it's a shocker

[@MrTigracho]

@@i_kick_babies6832 Yeah. It went to hell

[@quandaledingle4488]

@@i_kick_babies6832 yes, it’s _probably_ false though

[@michaupinski563]

Pyrocynical stole his add, when?

[@asahearts1]

"You brought your baby to rock climbing class?" "No, I didn't!" "My god, man, is that your date, then?"

[@Hyraethian]

Steve had me in tears. Improv about a man that cant improv is the best thing I've laughed at all week.

[@sergeantsainsburys9181]

Uhhh

[@sergeantsainsburys9181]

Defeated noise

[@johnmorrell3187]

@@sergeantsainsburys9181 you're dead

[@stigma4122]

Improv*

[@mranderson9553]

he had himself in tears as well

[@headlesshunter8435]

"So yeah pyrocinical stole my ad and made a low energy version of it"

[@stopmeifyoukian8744]

yup

[@supraguy4694]

I love the subtle back and forth jabs they do at each other over their ads 🤣

[@ernestomejia8242]

@@supraguy4694 and now the collab

[@crusader2604]

"So yeah pyrocinical stole my ad and made a MLG version of it"

[@jamespingal2809]

Speaking of ads, incognito could've just did the rey-con or ray-id shadow legends on the reyquaza one

[@jackzhang4135]

Ordinary Things: Here is a new pokemon. Pulls out Rayquaza who came out at 2004

[@frownyclowny6955]

He pronounces it wrong too 😤 😤

[@jackzhang4135]

Da sea pickle of justice I guess I’m not allowed to make a funny when internet man tells me its bad to make fun of funny KZbin guy

[@jackzhang4135]

@Da sea pickle of justice I honestly have no fucking clue what that means but hell yeah man that was funny!

[@jclod610]

nnnnnnneeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrddddddddddddddddddd

[@yedukrishna8613]

I wanted to beat him with a stuck for it. RAYQUAZA???

[@cappycook]

"big moth, innit?" Is a very British reaction to seeing mothra

[@Asheslit]

“I’m gonna read you off a new (Pokémon)“ Starts off with a 16 year old Pokémon from the Gameboy Advance

[@stephonogaming9083]

XD

[@tylercoon1791]

That Pokémon still a minor! It counts!

[@andrewgallagher7690]

His pronunciation of Rayquaza is actually infuriating.

[@Sonichero151]

@@andrewgallagher7690 that was truly a disrespect to Rayquaza......

[@yourresume373]

@@andrewgallagher7690 Rayquizar

[@MattIsSoBeastlyLike]

The idea of waking up in a children's bedroom and having the parents coming in trying to figure out what happened to the child is scarier than there being a monster there

[@mustard4762]

Didn't that actually happened tho?

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

@@mustard4762 I’ve heard that happened to Robert Downey jr

[@jamesostendorf1518]

@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat well who else really?

[@beanburrito4405]

“I’m gonna read you some names of some new Pokémon” *Pulls out a Pokémon that’s almost 20 years old*

[@c.skyrie3434]

and still wasnt even close to pronouncing it right

[@ausaskar]

"new pokemon" is anything past 151

[@IP1kachuI]

@@ausaskar ok boomer

[@wonderfultube6699]

@@IP1kachuI what about you stop watching kids cartoons and and start being an adult you manchild .

[@IP1kachuI]

@@wonderfultube6699 no u

[@PhantoRoyce]

“When you slap two palms together” Sir already have a word for that it’s called clapping

[@danielsmith5318]

",So Pyrocynical just stole my whole ad and did a low energy version" nice!

[@daneherron7014]

Pyro stole 2 ads it wasn’t even just the one😂 but oh well I still love them both.

[@brosephnoonan223]

@@daneherron7014 Plagerism is really rad

[@sadvec6328]

@Love the Nug One of them is on the video about Ninja's book guide to gaming (They're still pretty funny tho)

[@popeemma65]

@@brosephnoonan223 especially when you miss the joke

[@massivepussylips1752]

Its a good ass way to advertise i love internet historians ads there the best

[@Kaiwala]

I like how his ads just don't bother advertising much anymore

[@erikho6936]

"You already know this, here's a reminder"

[@blindmown]

Also it's the better way to sell things. It's generally much more effective to market to someone based on emotions rather than logic. I actually did sign up for a VPN service recently and I used this guys link because he makes me laugh. Time before this I used Internet Comment Ettiquettes link because he makes me laugh too. The hard sell just doesn't work that well. It's also really strange when the advert is tonally at odds with the video it's in. IH understands his audience and sells to them in a way they'll be receptive too. I'd bet he's making decent money off his adverts in comparison to many other content creators.

[@r3digit]

It's actually effective,to me at least because I downloaded raid because of his ads

[@prodKossi]

@@r3digit No way, someone actually downloaded raid?

[@KhanMann66]

Wanna sell an ad? Tell a story.😍

[@hobojones3038]

Mento the fresh monster.

[@Jequetepeq]

Did his finger slipped or why is this random comment with few likes hearted?

[@melvinmerkelhopper5752]

Mento the Fresh Monster of Bel-Air

[@darkhorseman90]

Doppleganger Mint Gum Double your fear, Double your fun

[@Spidf]

The biggest rule in improv "no, its not"

[@volioni5347]

Very Monty Phyton style

[@LordFartamor]

Ordinary Things: "I'm gonna read you some names of some new Pokèmon" *Reads out Pokèmon that are over 18 years old*

[@legenddarkrai]

Just boomer things

[@virtualcynical8515]

And historian doesn't even realise smh

[@Stevies_Precog_Gym_n_Spa420]

Hey now. Hey now. Don't dream its over.

[@_odyssey_5068]

Yeah it made me cringe

[@MrNerd-ll9my]

What's that?? OVER EIGHTEEN, YOU SAY???

[@chrystianfalcao78]

I'm surprised they didn't talk about Silent Hill monsters.

[@MadamFoogie]

Well, Siren Head is pretty close? I could see that guy showing up in Downpour.

[@irisvonpadoru830]

This has been the most entertaining talk about animal genocide.

[@snug-fibbage7441]

im the 69th like give me candy

[@DevTook]

You have no idea how often I use the phrase "you'll get hooved into next week with those babies" in my daily life ever since first watching this video. My absolute favorite line so far. It's never applicable, but that doesn't matter.

[@daviddavis4885]

Due to his aversion to Coke, MENTO only stalks Pepsi theatres.

[@CamerHD]

"He needs a big monobrow" He only has one eye, would be weird if he actually had two brows. Actually. That would make him more scary? Kinda?

[@Brutarii]

What if he had two pupils and irises horizontally, but it was still one big eyeball and it had 2 eyebrows

[@ScienzaMagia]

@@Brutarii Like Sonic.

[@mathieuleader8601]

*COUNT OLAF*

[@Impalingthorn]

Slenderman was a perfectly fine monster before the mainstream got a hold of him. The air of ambiguity around him and his intentions and how the fuck he got everywhere was genuinely terrifying for a while, but that all went away the more people wanted to fill in the blanks with their own creepypasta interpretations of him.

[@Omegaset]

That happens to every monster that people like sadly. Siren head was terrifying in 2018 but now he best know from feckin Roblox games. I think SCP is a fantastic platform and i love alot of the anomalous objects on the platform; but the popular ones ( 096, 173, 682 ) are just so overused and stale. at this point im not surprised that alot of people think that SCP sucks without looking for the good less popular articles

[@myaltaccountthatiwillbarel2288]

@@Omegaset Go watch Dr Cimmerian's video on how the media interprets SCP. SCP is more like science fiction rather than horrer.

[@janinecat1865]

Also Yahtzee Crowshaw had released a game called Trilby's Notes featuring a similar villain and he liked to advertise a few months before the Slender Man first appeared on something awful, which he frequented. He also set off the fedora apocalypse.

[@psi_rockin]

Yeah he was really spooky before the 10 year old creepypasta fangirls got ahold of him

[@HeyImLucious]

There's nothing wrong with having actual answers rather than "oOOOoo, noooboOody knoOOOoows!" the problem is when the people who are filling in the blanks suck at writing.

[@dreadburnz3522]

The chupa cabra (literally "goat sucker" in Spanish) is a pretty good one. Where I'm from the tales I heard as a child scared the hell outta me because I lived almost in the middle of nowhere surrounded by a lot of woods, and also because even some of the most outrageous stories had *some* truth to them rather than being entirely made up. The one that stuck with me the most was that one of our neighbors (a ranch owner) found his dog, pigs, chickens, turkeys and ducks all dead, and they all had at least one or two holes (in terms of size they were at least as wide as a pinky and very deep) from which they were all apparently drained of their blood since there was barely enough blood to account for all the dead animals. The neighbors said it was the chupa cabra, and it caused a bit of a scare for some time with some neighbors keeping watch at night to protect their pets, cattle, or poultry. While I don't think such a creature exists, despite the help from the police and even a forensic specialist that the owner of the ranch hired, they were never really able to tell what the hell happened to those animals or who or what could have done it. I remember personally having a chat with the ranch owner and he told me that it was easily the scariest most bizarre thing that had ever happened to him and he said if there really is anything out there that he hopes it's been dead for long enough that he will never have to find out.

[@TheBaconShaman]

A lot of ufo chasers encounter similar stories involving various livestock. I remember a special news report of an alleged chupacabra caught on video in south Texas and my dad getting frustrated and claiming the creature shown in the video was just a deer fawn with mange. That was the first time I'd heard of the creature and always thought it interesting.

[@slicedtopieces]

Stop giving me chills, bro. 😰

[@moongirl8807]

Honestly do you know what fascinates me? There probably is a predator just like that out there but it doesn't look as gross. So people already know there's this thing out there that just wants food, but that's not terrifying enough for them. No, they have to make up a whole legend about some weird fable animal. If you think of it this thing behaves just like a wolf or a fox, hearing stories about them ripping sheep and chicken apart should be enough to freeze your blood too. But it doesn't, people just act like they have no right to live bc of their needs (oh no, a wild animal acts like a wild animal...). I bet, if someone found out what kind of animal killed the farm stock, and even if it was the chupacabra, people would quickly stop being scared and start hunting those things down. It's the mystery that builds this legend. It doesn't even seem to harm humans, so the only thing I would be afraid of is that it could catch rabies or whatever makes them do unreasonable things like going to close to the civilisation and attacking humans. (I would be scared if I was eye to eye with any wild creature, I just wanna clarify😂)

[@Sinjito]

"I wouldn't go out with a cat girl." Bigot.

[@blazingblight2706]

Time to cancel him

[@ΣκοτώνωΧαρά]

Nani!?

[@kadenstimpson3167]

neko girl rights

[@treetalk_]

yeah ikr smh

[@somename3424]

get your torches lads, we bouta head out

[@vaulthunterfromterra4053]

“Mento” should be that one that’s always trying to get listed as an SCP, but the foundation ignores his request while still keeping an eye on him.

[@coreytaylor447]

"oh come one please guys? Ive killed like 12 people last moth, I even for spider legs! why cant I be part of the SCPs? please?"

[@hld836]

"shutup Mento you are too budget to waste resources on. "

[@natedash11]

The Milhouse of SCP.

[@lacijuhos7613]

MENTO SHOULD BE A VIRTUAL SCP FILE THAT RANDOMLY REPLACES OTHER FILES, AND UNTIL IT IS CHANGED BACK, MENTO ACTUALLY EXISTS IN THE WORLD

[@MineSlimeTV]

@@lacijuhos7613 mhhm good idea! He does often look quite cute with his appearance Especially as the nose appears almost like a mouth too

[@gibbyskneecap1359]

*a minute long dramatic intro of talking about monsters* "I don't think I can get behind orangutans"

[@daglemj]

I like how his interpretation of Rayquaza is just a pregnant rat.

[@QuestForTacos]

When he spit in the girl's face during the Nord VPN add.... I fucking died.

[@ceoofsex2165]

the nord vpn add was funny lmfao

[@QuestForTacos]

@@ceoofsex2165 he's got the best sponsor segments on KZbin for sure. I never skip them, sometimes I even re-watch them ha.

[@JaneDoeValentine]

@@QuestForTacos it’s ironic cause he hates sponsers

[@QuestForTacos]

@@JaneDoeValentine I know, right? Gotta respect that man's presence on the platform.

[@Mrbird321]

My condolences to your family

[@CubiStudios]

"So, you'd be willing to date the cat?" "No" "NO!?"

[@Soridan]

He needs to learn that "a cat is fine too".

[@jded_404]

@Belagerungsmörser the Sheep please not cat

[@jded_404]

@Galaxy Milkduds not cat

[@justyouraveragerodent783]

@@jded_404 cat

[@yusha1059]

neko likes some fucko

[@interdimensionalgoober8769]

Fun Fact: Siren head isn’t an scp! He’s copyrighted and therefore legally can’t be an scp, because the scp franchise is in the Creative Commons license.

[@4chan98]

R.I.P.

[@9051team]

@@davidribeiro have you heard about the teddy scp? It broke my heart.

[@interdimensionalgoober8769]

David Ribeiro Siren head is overused shit that 3am channels for 7 year olds use. Scp can actually tell a fucking horror story.

[@CynicalJerome]

@@davidribeiro the hell you say, do you even read the articles my guy.

[@CynicalJerome]

@@flauntingfloof maybe try reading some different articles, or maybe it's just not for you but at least you weren't disrespectful

[@jackofclubs6229]

26:23 Mento: “Alright, get ready for your scene. Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll do great. So far, everyone I’ve worked with were spectacular actors.” Actor: “Oh god please don’t kill me” Mento: “That’s _not_ *What Your Line I̵͕̓S̶̢̧̟͙̞̭̼̝͉̼̘̅̾͆̽͐̔͐̀̈́͒̎̀͝ͅ ̴̧̧̲͎̹̯̪̱͚̰͇̰̼̪̦̜̈͊̚͝Ŝ̵̪̪͎̱̪͒̉̑̍̔͆̔̾̽̐̌̀̆́̎̕Ŭ̶̙̬̼̦̘͉͐̈́͝P̸̛̗͔̜͇̠̥̦̼̯̆͋̑̈̋̏͆͂̓̆̌͊͊̚͘͘P̸̧̼͕̜̰̳̺̞̫͚͙͓̺͚̺̩̥̏͛̊͋̉͗͆̄̚̚̕͝Ớ̶͓̫͕̏͒̈̂S̴̡̗̰̣͍̠̭̜̱̹̙͖̫̦̆̍̋̆̐̇̊́̈̒́̍͂͘̕͜͝Ẽ̶̩̖̝̻̐̐̑̐̽̈̀̂̄́͝͠D̴̳̻͚͉̮̞̅̾́̇͆̀ ̸̪̦̘̤̺̗̜͗̈́̑͆͗̋̽̄̊̕̚͝T̸̡̻͓̽̉̃̊̍̑̂̃̈́̀̚͘͠͠Ơ̸̡͙̻̮͒̓̀̈͂̅̾͂́͒͊͋̎̃͛ ̶̛͈̰̠͓̥̣̳̞͔̣̤͂̄B̷̢̨̼̯͓͔͕͍̻͈̗̙̰̭̜̆͐͒É̵̡̛̜͍͔̠̺̯̔̂́̾̊̊͒́̈́̐̂́̕”* .

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Sirenhead is about to walk with a business card saying he's not a SCP on him at this point.

[@bungholio1586]

Seriously i don’t understand why so many people are calling it an SCP. I guess every spooky monster is automatically an SCP now

[@godzillaking5033]

Jackalson I think the prime reason why is how it shares a similar energy to most early SCPs, so it gets tossed around in the same category a lot. It also doesn’t help that Trevor has done some artwork for an SCP in the past

[@SirCheeseEater]

@@godzillaking5033 Or that someone saw the SCP Sandbox Wiki and went "LOOK GUYS! IT IS!"

[@kenjidev576]

Disability card you mean, like Joker in Joker 2019

[@Dunmerdog]

Ive really come to hate a lot of the SCP wiki/community ever since it was abandoned by /x/ back in 2015. It didnt decline until around 2017 when the mods turned into the most power hungry, unreasonable writers with no standards beyond whether they liked it or not. They actively promoted terrible self inserts and would remove anything which could be insensitive, regardless of its written quality

[@AceAttorny]

I like how the only SCP you talked about isn't even an SCP.

[@reverieWithRupam]

It is now

[@billowen3285]

Scp?

[@arthur9491]

@@reverieWithRupam didn't Trevor Henderson said that he didn't want Siren Head to be an SCP so they didn't make it one? Or is Siren Head one now?

[@reverieWithRupam]

@@arthur9491 I checked a long time ago and I think it was one... They might've removed it now

[@reverieWithRupam]

@@arthur9491 yup, just checked. It says it was removed

[@TheErkis28]

"if we wanted to take revenge on all the whales, hunt them all down and kill them, we could probably do it" said the guy living on the continent that couldn't shoot a bunch of emus

[@mitch9347]

There it is, the same vanity that lost us that war. You underestimate the Emu and when you underestimate the Emu you are doomed to fail.

[@polygondwanaland8390]

yeah but whales are like, just turn on all the sonar at once, boom dead whales

[@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106]

Yeah, sure, don't mention the thousands of Emu kills right after the government placed a bounty on them. But yeah, go keep thinking that.

[@allesarfint]

@@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106 That's government propaganda, they suffered such catastrophic defeat they started spreading lies all over the world. In reality 90% of Australia is under Emu's control, that's way is said the west of Australia is empty but is all lies, it's full of big Emu cities and so technological advance that we are just cavemen compared to them.

[@raphaelalvez2746]

@@allesarfint all warfare is based on deception.

[@carbon1255]

The thing I hate about the depictions of the pied piper is that they always get the colours wrong. He was the PIED PIPER- He wore BLACK AND WHITE. Like a Magpie or pied wag tail they are black and white, that is what pied means.

[@char1211]

I think you need to look up what "pied" means again. It doesn't have to be black and white, it's just more than one color!

[@morale.9330]

IH and his mates could talk for three days straight and I'd listen the whole time.

[@gabehere]

Damn straight

[@Lameashellcosplay]

Can't wait for general hashaskys great adventure !

[@morale.9330]

@@Lameashellcosplay My man! Moge!

[@grimfin3214]

FYI the creator of Sirenhead explicitly stated that he doesn’t want his character to be an SCP

[@Hhhh22222-w]

The stupid scp fanbase always takes anything scary tho

[@GeminiWoods]

Never even heard of the SCP.

[@ilkkarautio2449]

I love SCP's! 😳 Minecraft SCP roleplays and animations are pretty cool. Extremely cool actually. 🤔

[@Thebossstage1]

SCP was ruined years ago.

[@jammy7915]

@@Thebossstage1 what ruined it, do you think? I haven't been following it or known about it for long so I have no idea the condition really

[@hedgeearthridge6807]

It's only fitting that they use Jimmy Kimmel as an un-funny character

[@cooliostarstache5474]

Jimmy Kimmel is probably one of the most unfunny, non charismatic people in the entertainment industry

[@yopierre2048]

@Coolio Star Stache He’s not that bad

[@amneenja5720]

@@yopierre2048 he's worse.

[@MirrorDimly]

Sadly his show has never been the same since Uncle Frank passed away.

[@moistenvelopes]

Nah

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

I think Ahuizotl's from aztec myth are terrifying. also Kelpies from Celtic Myth's are TERRIFYING, they're like horse mermaids and they like to offer people a ride on their back and then as soon as the person is on they run to the nearest river/lake/body of water and drown them

[@8megabitz706]

internet historian be like: ees got a siren for ees ead rather shtewpid innit

[@ojsojs246]

you wrote a comment making fun of his accent and he liked it... i cannot comprehend this bizarre occurrence.

[@ServetS]

@@ojsojs246 bruh

[@fareez8248]

Bruh moments

[@jor4114]

> "I'll describe to you some new Pokémon" > Describes Rayquaza What a boomer.

[@DMS_Knighted_Drifter]

Boomer? When I was your age we caught dragons and retarded goldfish who evolved into dragons. Kids thease days are to busy catching keys, trash and fairies to know what real poke'mon training is about

[@NidoBot]

@Foltry 123 Jesus dude, its not 2019 anymore

[@DMS_Knighted_Drifter]

@Foltry 123 how about you actually become a champion so I can stop talking care of your mother

[@randomguyontheinternetz584]

Knighted Drifter one word: muk

[@carsonspinks1067]

Gen 3/8

[@sambutton8494]

SCP 4568: “Steve the Improv Dude”

[@lightninglogan5880]

There is already an SCP by that number

[@Irathe56]

LightningLogan it was just Steve acting

[@haku8135]

You know if you really think about it, flying in a giant bowl makes more sense than sitting on a broom. A bowl would be pretty comfortable to sit in and then fly around.

[@brettvv7475]

Plus you wouldn't need to stop to shit.

[@jakass]

What's stopping you on the broom?

[@thatguyknownaswill8180]

“I’m gonna bring up some of the new Pokémon” *brings up legendary Pokémon from generation 3*

[@brunop.8745]

That's when you realize gen 3 was 18 years ago

[@lizard3852]

i cant believe historyman doesn't know my favorite pokemon

[@LJL85]

Anything after Gen 2 is new and shitty

[@linksgrandma5269]

Luciano Jose Lombardo ok

[@calvinross5715]

This man is the only KZbinr who makes sponsorships I don't skip.

[@electron6825]

Check out internetetiquette

[@melvinmerkelhopper5752]

Rob Gavagan makes his funny as well.

[@ajnode]

@@electron6825 hes trash

[@grantfisher9287]

@@ajnode hes negative

[@ServetS]

Right

[@Edujs23]

"I am going to read some names of NEW pokemon" >Rayquaza

[@Extreme_Ultimate_Sfaccimm]

They live in a time rift

[@Kirklord2]

Big bruh moment

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

Right?!

[@rct3LP]

Internet Explorer likes this

[@theghosthero6173]

First name Internet, middle name Explorer, laser name Historian

[@cris7131]

Wasn't rayquaza realeased in like 2002? Wouldn't call that a "new" one.