Morbius Being Devoid of Logic

A dive into the most stupid and devoid of logic aspects of the movie Morbius that has a groundbreaking score of 17% on Rotten Tomatoes.
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[@BH-98]

Morbius isn’t devoid of logic, it fills its void with its own produced logic that we must learn to understand

[@SupercutsDelight]

My liquified brain is still trying to comprehend what happened

[@badcontent2567]

@@SupercutsDelight you dont wanna see me when im morby

[@ciyoduhkriter]

@@SupercutsDelight you've just been morbed bud

[@mlbhdk06]

@@badcontent2567 My doctor diagnosed my as Morbiusly a Beast

[@randomdude4207]

It's not devoid of logic, it's just beyond any logic

[@pedrito73]

I loved that scene when morbuis shouted "it's morbin time" the whole theatre went nuts after that

[@mlbhdk06]

I got chills running down spine do bad when that scene happened i instantly bursted 10 vertabrae and went into vasogenic shock

[@Bully_who_made_goblin_Jr_cry]

Dude everyone in the theater including me started morbin when that happened. That was the best cinema experience I’ve ever had

[@parthtehlan8988]

yeah dude the entire crowd of 2 people in the theater went crazy bro

[@God-mb8wi]

@@mlbhdk06 bro bursted 3 more vertebrae than he even has, incredible

[@themoon7903]

@@parthtehlan8988 2 people per seat

[@lath938]

Also the "friend's" name isn't Milo. That name was given to him by Morbius, cause Morbius didn't want to take the time to learn the name of a kid who may die soon. Great guy that Morbius.

[@raijn2754]

I was confused by that..why force him to have another name when already has one wtf

[@sauce6746]

@@raijn2754 Also it takes like 5 seconds to bank someones name, if u interact with them regularly u wouldnt forget it. Especially if hes one of the 3 to 7 people that Morbius speaks to in the movie

[@Sextus70]

@@sauce6746 Especially when his name is not some Finnish or Indian tongue twister but something as simple and easy to remember as Lucien.

[@FffffffffffffffffffffffffffffL]

@@Sextus70 What? 😭 Morbius just RANDOMLY gave his friend a name? Are you telling me he just starts calling Lucien Milo for no reason at all? 😭 😭 😭

[@Sextus70]

@@FffffffffffffffffffffffffffffL There is a reason but it's pretty shitty: Morbius tells the bed Lucien takes was used first by some kid named Milo who died and, since them, he puts that name to every other one who came after him.

[@Waltarwhiet]

After watching this movie a morbillion times, I have also seen every video reviewing this masterpiece...this video will quench my thirst for morbius...for now!

[@corundumkrabble5035]

You're a fake fan. A real Morbius fan's thirst is NEVER quenched, not even for a second

[@Norger56]

Watching Morbius is like breathing oxygen

[@birdwithinternetconnection2624]

@@corundumkrabble5035 LMAO I CANT BARELY HOLD.MY LAUGHTER

[@calverto]

When i was 13, i came out to my parents as a morbius male. They couldnt accept my morbality, so they sent me off to camp. They just didnt understand- i was morbed that way. At the camp, they gave us electromorb therapy to morb us into beta males. I resisted the treatment, being a morbius male, you cant morb me out of being morbed. I fooled the counselors into thinking they had successfully morbed be into a beta male, and i returned home. To this day, i live a double life- one for my parents, who still cannot accept morbality, and one where its always morbin time.

[@therealayy4542]

now this is a movie I wanna see

[@escanor7938]

Bruh... wtf

[@idlm2199]

Why doesn't this comment have a shit ton of likes

[@sdmdrums9275]

Bro you should be in morbin mode 24/7, if your parents won’t accept it, u need to morb all over them.

[@starcityrc3298]

IT'S MORBIN TIME

[@zachryder3150]

But this film made 14 Morbillion dollars, so clearly people loved it regardless.

[@richos07]

Plot twist: 1 morbillion dollar is the equivalent of 1 cent. So in actuality Morbius made only 14 cents.

[@dik56]

morbius was definetely a movie but it wasnt that much of movie.

[@sexyxavier]

@@richos07 Plot morb invalid. You will be morbed

[@Jonas-xl4wg]

@@richos07 are you crazy? 1 morbillion dollars is so much money that it can be stacked around the whole morbverse 10 times over

[@BH-98]

@@Jonas-xl4wg How bad did the economy crash in the Sony Spider-verse?

[@ikenosis8160]

I am to understand that Jared Leto spent more than 45 minutes walking to the bathroom during filming in order to "method act" being a person with impaired leg function. No mockery at all to human beings that are handicapped, but the more I think of millionaire Jared Leto staggering to the bathroom and the director getting really mad wondering where he is gets funnier and funnier.

[@notverynotoriousg5674]

I think it's a problem with his "method" is completely self-absorbed, kind of the opposite of what method acting is, he ain't no Brando. This "method" only makes sense tucked inside his ego. Sending dead animals to cast and crew when he was the Joker was just cruel, had nothing to do with the character the Joker, who isn't cruel just for the sake of cruelty, something he obviously missed and made that film a dumpster fire too.

[@stevenmarecle5502]

Sounds like he was doing drugs in the bathroom too me.

[@moister3727]

Dr. Micheal Morbius took his mind and body, and acted like him through the entire production

[@dik56]

method acting like when he sent used condoms to other cast members because thats definetely something joker would do

[@ikenosis8160]

@@notverynotoriousg5674 I completely agree, my Friend. I thought the same thing. I don't care if it was Vladimir Putin, if someone mailed me a used condom, there'd be a situation that's gonna need to be worked out. Much less Jared Leto, that guy might have movie muscles, but Jared looks like Macaulay Culkin could whoop his ass solid.

[@Jm-ki4su]

now we need Morbius: Morbiverse of Marbness

[@toastmalone1853]

Would break the peak of movies

[@slavdog3180]

Yeah, forget avatar 2

[@projectunknwn7854]

Morbius: into the morbiverse

[@cabellero1120]

This film Was madness! 😣

[@MrElementronHimself]

Too early. We need to build it up with Morbius 2: More Bius first

[@ShoorfLonelyLokly]

0:30 malfunction is in electrical fuse, its actually a common failure in general, which indeed can be fixed/bypassed by a child and makes sense if you stretch it. He isn't fixing a complicated machine, he is replacing a fuse with a spring to make it work. This scene actually makes sense if you wanna show a tech-savvy kid.

[@misterkami2]

Thank you! I wanted to say the same thing. He probably has experienced this kind of faillure multiple times in the past with these machines and maybe someone even fixed it this way in the past.

[@ineednochannelyoutube2651]

If that was the intent, it should have been better communicated. Like having someone fit the machine with a spring, or having special boxes labeled “replacement springs”

[@ineednochannelyoutube2651]

@@wrathoftheflyingspaghettim850 Yeah, I'm mostly agreeing with you, I was just trying to point out fallacies if the scene was meant as the comment above describes it. (Though I didn't do that very well.) A better way, in retrospect, would be for the boys to be learning some lesson on conductivity, or electrons or whatever science that makes this realistic, and when the machine fails, the people are freaking out over the fail but the camera pans to the springs, then to the blackboard, and then cuts to Morbius connecting the dots and he THEN he does the repair. This is a bit better because it makes Morbius look smart, while also allowing the audience to pick up on key clues. it isn't magic or obvious. Or you go with dozens of other scenes instead of this one.

[@Godzzbinzz]

Would that mean he is a gifted individual then if it's a relatively easy fix?

[@romanjustroman7445]

Yeah, he replaced A FUSE which anyone with some basic tech knowledge can do, that doesn't make him a young tech genius who's so gifted he should go into some gifted kids university. Besides, there must've been some reason why the fuse went off in the first place, and he didn't fix that, he just turned the machine back on. And the next time a power surge happens, it will fry the machine's circuits instead, because that fuse is supposed to go off before that can happen, but a metal spring can't do that.

[@PretzelsandNutz]

I still can’t get over his name being Michael morbious. A true morbsterpiece.

[@sauce6746]

Almost as good as Michael Meyers

[@WoodsAreBeautiful]

That's the name of the character in the comic

[@cryguy0000]

All Michael's including myself, are vampires

[@baldmista1907]

@@sauce6746 almost? It’s wayyyy better bud. Smh. It’s one of the names of all time. Im going to find you and morb you, be prepared.

[@jaxonmcalley]

Wow, that's mouthful.

[@vwgames49]

You don't need logic when you make 100 Morbillion dollars at the box office

[@hexagonshorts2186]

I absolutely loved the scene where Morbius shouted "With great morb comes great morbility" and the whole theatre morbed together

[@richos07]

The scene that made Martin Scorsese morb himself. By far one of the scenes ever.

[@jimbocallahan5050]

I have to diasgree with you this time. Everyone agrees that Morbius is a cinematic masterpiece and have no flaws whatsoever.

[@piccoloplushYT54]

It's morbin time

[@Dark_4real]

It made me so morby everytime I watch it truly one of the movies of all time

[@dannyg4137]

No security camera in the subway is actually the most believable part of the movie.

[@runevi]

A devoid of logic scene I'm surprised you didn't pick up on: he has really long shoe laces that are frayed AF. Nobody who is extremely unstable on crutches and risks a possible fatal fall would wear long, untied shoe laces. It's a recipe for face planting.

[@sauce6746]

Im still trying to get over Morbius flying like Peter Pan, I didnt even notice the man wore shoes

[@ZombieSazza]

As a cripple who uses a cane you are 100% spot on. I wear slip on shoes because I can’t bend properly (if at all, nerve damage prevents that) so there’s no laces to worry about. On the rare occasion I would wear trainers with laces (carer ties them for me) they are tied properly and tucked into the trainer so I know the laces are out the way and not in danger of catching my cane. Seeing his frayed, long laces and cane killed me inside, it’s just a recipe for disaster!

[@silvermatovale8202]

I love how when Morbius fixes that "complex" machine as a child, he just flips a battery and fixes a spring and suddenly becomes the shit. Not because he saved someone's life, but because he fixed the confusing machine in the most simple way possible.

[@AA-319]

Can you believe this movie made only sixty nine morbillion dollars! It was so good and no one lo- hated it. It will totally slap at the MOscars! What a morbsterpiece!

[@skyblitzdubs]

Bro holy fuck, 2 memes stuffed in one comment creatively

[@pandaberserk3390]

we should replace or currency with morbius currency or morbucks.2 morbucks will get a dozen of eggs,10 morbuks for 4 gallons of gas,7 milos gets you a large pizza !

[@8523wsxc]

I honestly think the whole movie is just a ploy to trick Leto into now being in the worst DC movie and the worst Marvel movie.

[@TylerBoyette]

It’s definitely not the worst Marvel movie trust me

[@MadamVampire]

Ya’ll think suicide squad is the worst DC movie??? You clearly haven’t watched Green Lantern 🤣🤣🤣 it makes suicide squad look like a masterpiece

[@8523wsxc]

@@MadamVampire Funnily enough they have the same rotten tomatoes score.

[@richos07]

That’s definitely a flex. Just not in a good way.

[@supes2687]

@@8523wsxc RT isnt valid anymore

[@dustinakadustin]

You missed the most devoid of logic part of the film, Milos name isn't Milo, it's Lucien, Morbius just dubs him as Milo and that becomes his name, it's really strange cause all the adults just call him Milo and he has no say over it.

[@netsong2239]

Ever heard of nicknames? He doesn't seem to have a problem with being called Milo

[@dustinakadustin]

@@netsong2239 This isn't a nickname though, cause he's never called Lucian again, and Morbius even says Milo was the last kid and the kid before him, he just names people Milo and doesn't give them a say, it's weird and gross.

[@netsong2239]

@@dustinakadustin It still is a nickname. You can get a nickname through multiple different ways and yes, this is a bit of a unique way to get a nickname. Smart nerds who know they won't live for long should be expected to have a wicked sense of humor. There were no situations later in the movie where the proper name should be used based on what I remember. People are way too critical towards the movie itself and sure, it's not good but not super horrible either. People forget the real thing that should be criticized here which is the lust for money by multi million billion dollar corporations who pump out multiple movies like this every year. This video is not sustainable criticism because if it was applied to every movie a lot of good movies and movies you like would suddenly be a lot worse in your opinion. Criticism like this also isn't compelling. While this video pointed out some actual flaws in the movie, most of the criticism was bad and too ruthless and didn't leave space for artistic freedoms. This is the kind of criticism which technically isn't wrong but is really nitpicky. The point about it not being compelling is that a watcher of this video (who doesn't already dislike Morbius) will just look at it and go: "Most of the criticised things wouldn't hinder my ability to enjoy this movie and thus Morbius seems to actually be an ok movie." But obviously Morbius is an ok movie. The criticism of Morbius shouldn't stem from it being a bad movie, it should stem from Marvel making ok soulless movies like Morbius which will sell well because of the Marvel tag while with the money they have they could produce incredible sentational movies which would forever be remembered as classics and would push forward the idea of what movies should be.

[@savy8516]

@@netsong2239 its morbin time , im morby u dont wanna see me when im morby

[@netsong2239]

@@savy8516 😫

[@chriscannon8144]

I find it so hilarious that Dr. Strange 2 was more brutal and had more blood than this.

[@baravas6822]

No one questioned Peter Parker randomly getting a six pack after being bitten by a radioactive spider. But getting bat blood six pack.. nooooooooooo!

[@ineednochannelyoutube2651]

@@wrathoftheflyingspaghettim850 The issue with the lack of camera's in the subway is inefficient storytelling. The scene where Milo is caught on camera could have been easily combined with the subway scene in order to give the movie a better sense of flow, cuts down runtime, and makes it better overall since scenes aren't being wasted completely, when they could have easily been combined. But instead the writer's created the scene to serve the single purpose, rather than seeing if it could be fulfilled else where.

[@solvemproblerstudios5889]

I agree- if he got Superhuman strength, wouldn’t it make more sense for his muscles to become more toned?

[@baravas6822]

@@solvemproblerstudios5889 more muscle on a thin dude, yeah. Let's see a fat dude get bitten by a radioactive spider and a dose of bat blood!

[@ir6734]

@@wrathoftheflyingspaghettim850 No one acts like it's something horrible that completely destroys the movie, it's just another mistake the movie makes that overall worsens the experience. But it's not like getting rid of that scene would fix the movie completely. Regarding the sixpack though. It's ok with Spider-Man because: a) That movie went for the cheesy comic book style, so it didn't need to make sense, while Morbius is a serious and darker movie. b) Being a vampire literally means being a walking corpse, so it doesn't make sense that suddenly his body gets fit. It would make more sense for him to be very skinny and still possess his abilities.

[@patkonytestver]

@@ir6734 have you seen Morbius in the comics? I have never seen this movie but I always like to watch these videos IF they arent just complaining about every little thing.

[@poggy9548]

This movie doesn’t need logic. It is lifted to excellency through its use of Morb tactics. The Morbin thoughts really bring out the greatness this movie possesses.

[@Daaninator]

this is a based morbius hater take this movie is perfection

[@adurzite]

40,000 years of evolution and we've barely even touched the vastness of Morbius

[@ineednochannelyoutube2651]

“There’s no way there’s this many bats underneath New York.” Probably realistic actually.

[@OGDAW]

What do you mean? Morbius is the greatest film of all time. Cinematic greatness

[@giorgigarsevanidze6334]

A masterpiece!

[@jdv4623]

It's definetly the film of all time

[@cablehogue599]

And greatness defies logic, so it fits.

[@feyy-7991]

It's one of the movie of all time. It's definitely the movie

[@sakshattiwari6831]

It's one of the movies of all time. It really is.

[@Blaza303]

Venom had Eminem, so Morbius should have Logic

[@loganbeaumont2490]

the fact that someone can question a movie that made 100 morbillion dollars on opening day is just astounding. the film industry needs to change

[@Rrr-ov2eq]

11:20 Vampire bats will actually give another vampire bat blood if it is starving, although I feel like they should have shown Milo damaging the glass of the Vampire bats home (I forgot the exact term) with his later scene at the lab and then cut to the vampire bats breaking the damaged glass when Morbius calls for them

[@azzburgersaf1973]

What really bothered me was how his powers work. I get him flying, becoming a bit stronger, and talking to bats, but where the hell did the bullet dodging super speed come from? Also his way of beating the bad guy by throwing A LOT of bats at him was just funny and stupid.

[@gtvn2775]

I took the whole super speed parts as him having a much faster reaction time. As the people and bullets still move in the same frame. That along with the bullets appearing much faster than morbius in every single slo mo. Its basically how spiderman dodges bullets just with slow motion shots as if its a bullet time sequence.

[@azzburgersaf1973]

@@gtvn2775 Yeah now that you think about it, even though Spiderman can dodge bullets, you don't really see him zipping around like the Flash or like Wesker from Resident Evil.

[@loganwithlightsabers3051]

Seriously though if the other guy got the same powers wouldn’t he be able to control bats as well lol

[@ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom]

I actually don't get the flying part.

[@ronjonald660]

@@loganwithlightsabers3051 the whole point of the scene is that Morbius understands his powers better and already knew of the bats from his lab, while Milo was stronger physically he was more experienced and knowledgeable after studying his abilities

[@francoaguilar2251]

What’s crazy is you made this movie waaaay more interesting then it even was!

[@mschoy1597]

I disagree with the friend being selfish and manipulative by telling Morbius not to fall in love. His friend is BITTER about having a blood disease and naturally he would tell his friend to just "forget about love" because he is projecting his inability to fall in love onto him. You can tell his friend just hates humanity and life in general because his disease robbed him of a decent life.

[@Patrick-pc3vq]

And then he gets cured and decides to savagely kill people because he can? Horrible character writing.

[@hexagonshorts2186]

You mean "his disease morbed him of a decent life"

[@gracialonignasiver6302]

@@Patrick-pc3vq No, that actually made sense. A guy being bullied his entire life suddenly gains ultimate power. His reaction to having that much power made perfect sense. Michael's reaction with the power made sense as well because he was the creator of it and thus felt personally responsible. Many things in this story were void of logic, but this was not one of them.

[@Patrick-pc3vq]

@@gracialonignasiver6302 They still could of done a better job at presenting everything and building the story.

[@georgekoutsoudis2339]

The movie was not devoid of logic, it’s logic was too complex for mere mortals to understand, only once one has fully morbed, may they begin to understand what true logic is.

[@ShadowWizard123]

The scene with Milo dancing will go down in history as one of the most powerful moments ever captured on film.

[@cyrilfields9139]

The dance scene is the strangest and best scene in movie history I'm not even being facetious in any way! I was so confused or made me reevaluate the whole movie

[@Actual_Neanderthal]

To be fair, you need a pretty high IQ to understand Morbius

[@viktorvaughn7341]

Whatta waste of Matt Smith in a superhero film, guy has the range to do anything and besides the awful script and cgi, I thought he fit right in as a villain and looked to be a nemesis that could be the antagonist for future films but dont that will after this disaster. Also couldn't Morbius just bite Martine and make her into a vampire before she dies as well? Thought that was like a main power of Vampires

[@thelazygamer2195]

I literally only saw this movie because of Matt Smith. And even though the movie sucked, I still enjoyed it because of how weird his character was.

[@work90]

Yesterday I went to visit the doctor and he gave me the Morb DVD in order to morbcure my morbstipation. Not only did it morbcure my morbstipation, but it also made me morbiusly a beast. Morbius 2022 released on 1st of April fools Day is truly a film.

[@aliceyagami8260]

the beginning of this movie is so fast it feels like an avalanche while the half is as slow as a snail. artificial blood is useless for the plot because morbius could drink donated blood....and simply drinking blood from "badguys" would be a much better conflict for the plot. but this movie is written in a weird way it looks like it was written by 5 different people

[@thedoctor4327]

First Terminator Genesis (I know that’s not how the movie spelled it and I don’t feel like writing it that ways) and now Sony Spider-Man have squandered Matt Smith. Thankfully The Crown and Last Night in SoHo actually knew how to use him properly

[@BH-98]

Yeah I feel bad for the guy too. He’s a brilliant actor but his Hollywood track record has him starring (or in rise of skywalkers case, being cut out of) bad blockbusters

[@arialations]

All we need now is Morbius 2: Back for Morb

[@DagothDaddy]

Is morbius devoid of logic or does it simply operate on a logic that we has as mere mortal men are unable to comprehend?

[@joker_9476]

What the hell are you on about Morbius is the greatest movie of all time and all citizens of the world should be forced to watch it a morbillion times

[@tylerchambers6246]

@Will Krahn of all the movies that ever were, Morbius is one of them

[@Bishlawy]

Haven’t finished the video yet but I wanted to say that I love your choice of background music. Dishonored has one of the best soundtracks in videogame history.

[@littlegreen9274]

Morbo Attano never Daud's it. I think one of the best soundtracks in video game history is a bit of a stretch. Then again, I only played through the Dishonored trilogy in 2020 - so time will tell. And I don't know how, but I am nostalgic for the music of Dishonored - it just triggers *that* feeling. It is a solid soundtrack and fits the game very well. My favourite soundtracks are Fallout 3's and Skyrim's - Bethesda just do soundtracks real good, the atmospheres are 10/10.

[@OhTotallyFTW]

I enjoyed this morbmerising movie in the cinema with my wife. I'll be watching this movie morbillion morb times I'm sure!

[@jeypi__]

The only thing I like about Morbius is that the villain isnt an Avengers level threat again. A few murders here and there but Milo wouldnt be able to nuke a city or something.

[@AYORoot]

I unironicaly want a sequel to Morbius

[@Metamine0]

Same. I hope they add the memes

[@superman5752]

Who doesn’t?😊

[@lebarondeminuit3580]

It's morbin time Morbiussy

[@MrAjking808]

We get it don’t have to the 20th person saying the same cringe shit

[@LeonardoDaVinci_1452]

Obviously the complexities of this film were too much for your feeble mind. Morbius isn’t just a movie, but a cinematic masterpiece that ascends past what we thought possible with film. I for one, feel completely changed by this film. It was like watching the greatest minds of the past all come together to educate the masses. After watching this “film”, I decided that I wanted to learn more about Morbius. And so, I enrolled to the College of Morb and highly recommend you do the same.

[@ahshitherewegoagain8695]

I enrolled at the *Morb Institute of Technology (MIT)* where they teach the morbian mechanics and Morbius' laws of Morb-force. Example: Gravity is replaced by Morbity as all things are inherently attracted to Morbius, even at a nano scale. Excuse me, morbano scale that is 10^-69. Then you have advanced cources like Morbemetics, Morbiology, Morbinomics and Morbineering. If you get a PhD in Morbian sciences, you get the title Dr Morbius, as it is the highest honour in the world to have that last name.

[@seedysafc]

I bet he's actually going to say It's Morbin Time in the sequel and i can't wait for it.

[@RobotLVS]

5:30 I was NOT expecting Dishonored 2 main menu music in a video about Morbius

[@IM_Cmac]

The Dishonored music is a nice touch, very fitting. Awesome video.

[@ColdFuse96]

There were mercenaries on the ship specifically because they were in international waters. Anything goes out there and you never know when some actual pirates are going to pull up and demand the booty, so a group of non-professional non-regulated mercenaries would be perfect for that extra muscle. Unfortunately, like you said, shit hit the fan and they were suddenly fighting a hellspawn vampire that they were completely unprepared for and probably died cold and scared, but the movie just says "Oooh, look! Morbius now has his powers!!!".

[@Patrick-pc3vq]

The movie actually has potential but weak writing and storytelling truly made it horrible.

[@Gverreir0]

Morbius was one of the movies of all times and you can not change my mind.

[@JuventusPatton]

Dishonored soundtrack on the background! Apprecciate it! It makes this review more morbvalous. :)

[@theklavasiliou2624]

he did contact more experiments, the trial on the mouse that survived was in the 100s but when he injected himself it was 200-300s. but yeah it was rushed so it was easy to miss

[@entertainedfox8176]

Thanks, you saved me 1 hour and 44 minutes of my life I luckily still haven't seen the movie.

[@alfredsupersauce]

The writers did a lot of morbing before creating this masterpiece.

[@ForGnargnia]

ok to be fair, they actually put some thought into the machine scene you mention in the beginning of the video. If you know what you're looking at he takes out a fuse and replaces it with a spring which, if the machine had just blown a fuse, would definitely fix it. Im genuinely impressed considering how many movies have mechanics just hitting shit with wrenches

[@iwasagirlineldiadoingalrig7290]

I swear i rolled my eyes and groaned when the police said that they were ok that they were ok with the fact that morbius killed the men in the boat but not with Martine like bro? There was still lives that were lost. What if they had a wife or children of their own too? and not to mention, Martine helped conduct a dangerous experiment that could possibly and DID kill people, so if anything she's just as guilty

[@jammmajbald]

Love the video and love hearing the dishonored music

[@cyber_xiii3786]

Love the use of Dishonored music

[@ArdennN21]

the dishonored soundtrack keeps me coming back every time, fits the theme of the video too haha

[@maxelsstellh7687]

Leaving Morb matters aside, that dishonored music at the beginning freaking slaps.

[@rayder5290]

I loved the Dishonored background music, genius choice

[@mschoy1597]

He can control bats because he mixed his blood with bat blood - ergo creating a "connection" with them. Milo (or Lucien) did not SPEND time with the bats; he just took Morbius' formula and injected himself with it therefore not creating a connection with the bats. Remember Morbius brought some of the bats with him to America from Costa Rico.

[@najwick9276]

When the trailer makes more sense than the actual movie

[@sprocket-YT]

2:56 The Mercenaries are on the ship to protect it from pirates so its not exactly devoid of logic

[@Alan-wh6gh]

The dishonored 2 song in the background was just perfect ❤

[@moktasim5746]

In my life I don't need anything but I need morbius 2

[@kapilmahamunee9538]

Massive respect to you for using the dishonored theme

[@franky2167]

How dare you disrepect this lovely perfection masterpiece of a movie. Out of all the movies I've ever seen, this is definitely one of them.

[@kamalalsb7292]

They're bringing Morbius back into theaters across America because of the reaction people had to it online. Like Sony legitimately think it'll be a success the second time around, because Capitalism doesn't understand what a shitpost is. Morbius may well end up being the first movie to fail at the box office twice in a row.

[@gordo8354]

Surprise surprise, it did

[@kamalalsb7292]

@@gordo8354 I SAW and it made me so happy

[@mikemckenzie1397]

Thank you for your brave sacrifice, fuck sitting through all of that.

[@kiloton1920]

The way morbius folded the paper says it all

[@NickTheKangaroo]

everything everywhere all at once is an absolutely stunning film. Please review it. I was blown away with the visual appeal alone...That one particular scene where there is EVERYTHING HAPPENING and cutting to a quiet scene of... two. rocks. Perfection.

[@FantasticBlueGirl]

It took me so long to realize Dishonored music was playing in the background.

[@sarojandongol1482]

Really like the dishonored music in the background. Would listen again a morbillion time.

[@robiiify]

its not really hard to think a child could fix that machine. All he did is change the fuse which is not really something you need any kind of degree for.

[@video6400]

Always appreciate hearing the Dishonored soundtrack 🤌

[@raisinbran1421]

Obviously this video doesn’t understand the complexity and depth this movie brings

[@keeper0ffire]

that dishonored music in the background tho, so cool

[@aloisyohannentleutner1238]

Here are the benefits of watching morbius daily: Day 1 - You watch morbius. Instantly love it. Day 5 - Improved motivation and productivity. You feel as a whole a stronger human being Day 10 - you have energy whenever you want and can sleep as long or short as you need to, people start getting jealous Day 30 - Greater confidence and self-esteem. Mental clarity. Youre able to perfectly recite the script Day 60 - Increased muscle mass, bone density, and cardiovascular capacity. Testosterone through the roof. Women start talking Day 120 - Higher sperm count. Increased erection strength and duration. You’ve now memorised the choreography of the entire movie, you can execute the stunts and movements performed to a tee Day 365 - Your voice deepens, and your skull becomes more chad-like. Increased erection girth and length. Day 730 - Faster reaction time. 10 additional IQ points. Day 1500 - Starbucks baristas start writing their numbers on your receipts. Your ex wants to get back together. You feel tempted but ultimately turn her down. You need more time to watch morbius. Day 3000 - You can't keep up with all your tinder matches. Strange women begin hitting on you in public. You worry about your female boss. Fortunately, she keeps it professional. Day 6000 - Ex shows up at your door crying and begging you to take her back. You don't even make eye contact-just call the police right away. Your female boss quits. She can't take it anymore and fears what she might do to you if she stays. Day 12000 - Every swipe on tinder is a match. Even girls you swipe left get matched with you somehow. Romantic messages fill up your inbox every day-all 15gb of it-you upgrade your Gmail account to premium. Day 30000 - You don't have to work anymore. Matt Sazama Burk Sharpless signs over half of his morbius royalties to you in a grand gesture of love. You tell him you love and appreciate all the good change hes bought to your life. He weeps quietly, but with a smile. Day 60000 - Scientists propose that attraction to you be classified as its own sexual orientation, which will account for 97.5 percent of the world's population. Paradoxically, you no longer feel any sexual desire. You have achieved a higher consciousness and now love every human-being equally. Day 100,000 - Your IQ increases by several morbillion. You come up with a workable model of quantum gravity in a rainy Sunday afternoon. Elon Musk steps down from SpaceX to work for you. You decide to put space exploration on hold to focus on achieving clean energy through nuclear fusion. Day 200,000 - You've solved the problem of nuclear fusion. You also solved the problems of climate change, poverty, crime, and racism. You have been elected the very first President of the World. Day 500,000 - you’ve watched morbius half a million times. You can psychically project the entire movie into whoever's mind you please. You have achieved everything, understood everything, and solved every problem faced by humanity. All that needs to be done has been done. There's nothing left to do. You give your fellow humans one last look-they're still not watching morbius, trapped in their primitive way-but you don't judge. The path of Morbius was never meant for the ordinary men. "Watch morbius. But if you must, use lube." Those were your parting words. Now, released from all shackles of the mundane, and purified of all imperfections, your body ephemeralizes, as your ever-illuminated consciousness ascends into another dimension. It's morbin' time

[@MrAjking808]

Wasted time saying this stupid shit..

[@moister3727]

I'm in Day 5, totally working the grind 🦵

[@creepyreflection8072]

Love the Dishonored music, it fits really well.

[@blueharvest5]

The scenes in the subway clearly having London Underground infrastructure but having New York signs and posters will always irk me out.

[@thefilmadvocate6192]

We need Morbius to release in theatres for a third time

[@Shinychicken1000]

i love that you used Dishonored music

[@PepperJacked360]

I remember Morbius making three vials of the “cure” earlier in the movie. He used one to get his powers, Laxias (Morbius’s friend) took the second vial without him knowing…but what happened to the third vial?

[@simaopinto8521]

Didn't he reverse engineer or smth to use it on Milo, eventually killing him?

[@nerdineverythingnerdinnoth4984]

Video: Begins with Dishonored menu music. Me (in a Stephen Russel Garret voice): Ah… A man of culture.

[@Z.gawk-gawk]

What bothered me the most was the vampire bats. The movie tried to play it off like they hunt down and eat things alive by stripping them down to the bone. But all they do in real life is lap up blood from sleeping animals. And when he stepped in the bat tube it was some amazing moment where it was like "woah they didn't eat me!!" But vampire bats are no threat besides being able to transfer rabies to you when they drink... I know I'm supposed to suspend disbelief or whatever but when the movie is supposedly about scientists doing sciencey stuff you'd think the moviemakers would put in some actual research for the most important mammals in the movie.

[@KB-si5fx]

They are like air-piranhas when morbing though.

[@adamkrupa7153]

+rep for putting the dishonored soundtrack in this video

[@vyckturvon-ozeghe3157]

This movie gave me a morb time trying to stay awake all through its entire duration

[@yourboiivan]

Our brains are too small to understand the cinematic masterpiece that is morbius

[@CrazedBird]

Diggin that use of the Dishonored 2 theme

[@SynMusique]

I had to watch it multiple times, for work!

[@thelazygamer2195]

I feel like this movie would have been better received if the writers had actually chosen to show more of the violence and gore.

[@user-jc7zf7zr4v]

I thought the CGI was decent. It reminded me of the infamous games and I think it was kinda cool, one of the only good things about the movie. I don't know why some people are saying it looks bad. I feel like a lot of people just think it's bad purely because it isn't practical and just have the mindset that CGI is bad no matter how great it looks.

[@mohammedsahal1231]

Right? Granted, the people were saddened by the fact that he doesn't say "It's Morbin' time!", but the CGI wasn't "that" bad. I actually thought the colour that trailed behind him was a pretty cool effect.

[@davidkrappenshits3393]

7:39 I think he met it as a play on words, as in he killed them and is now dancing over them

[@wutguycreations]

This was one of the videos reviewing one of the movies ever made!