More Terrible Wedding Vows

[@LexsLowdown]

I honestly think cheating would hurt less than those wedding vows

[@neehaa]

terrible wedding vows are more publicly humiliating. it’s a special kind of torture being forced to listen to them while looking over all the important people in your life

[@christinewarden3450]

@@neehaa yeah in both situations, they never respected you, but with the vows they’re telling everyone that they don’t respect you

[@dreamcaught3876]

it feels like a form of emotional abuse to purposely inflict that embarrassment on your partner

[@lanceelliott2504]

​@@dreamcaught3876it is

[@shuriflwrs]

​@@christinewarden3450exactlyyy

[@rigby415]

its so sad. they were engaged for six years. he had six whole years to think of vows and thats ALL he had.

[@you_R_kenough]

that's so upsetting omg

[@gabriellebaker3070]

Thats honestly heartbreaking. It just goes to show that he doesnt take their relationship seriously, and probably never did 💔

[@madmaxxx01]

Honestly it took him that long to marry her, I bet he doesn't want to be in that relationship

[@squirrelboy7021]

felix

[@niagula8488]

That’s all he got

[@theamazingcd]

kurtis being able to list every ingredient of the sandwich by heart goes to show the impact it has had on him

[@FaithTheZombieWolf]

timestamp?

[@friednoodles666]

@@FaithTheZombieWolf i believe OP is referring to 7:01 :))

[@mukurolkusaba]

I looked up the sandwich he got every ingredient lmaooo😭😭

[@bread8465]

19:27 the 18 second long silence as Kurtis looks for the right button killed me

[@eibhlinnlawlor136]

i was listening on audio and thought the podcast paused or something and got jumpscared by the sound effect😭

[@hazelrogers513]

@@eibhlinnlawlor136that happens to me literally everytime 😭

[@cobainsguitarss]

@@eibhlinnlawlor136same 😭

[@entrapta101]

SAME LMDAOO

[@Macaronracaron.]

My favorite part is how no one is laughing or going along like dude really expected everyone to burst out laughing and then got dead silence.

[@kameryn2918]

That’s my favorite part too 😂 I’m glad nobody supported him. When I first saw it I was afraid everyone was going to laugh with him but he just ended up embarrassed. As he should be.

[@sophwhossoph]

i had an insanely painful migraine when I started watching this, thank you kurtis for making it worse it means a lot ❤

[@sophwhossoph]

kurtis more like hurt is my eyes

[@koreydanslemaison6275]

@@sophwhossophim fucking sobbing

[@friednoodles666]

@@sophwhossoph this is so fucking funny oh my god

[@omgkawaiiangel147]

@@sophwhossoph holy shit 😭

[@okbudokkkkk]

ilysm

[@kiwikrg]

I saw a comment on the wedding vows that someone said "I was a bridesmaid at a wedding where the bride said these wonderful, heartfelt vows. The groom looked at her and said "ditto". "

[@noelani4101]

Holy shit. We found rock bottom folks.

[@kamaha05]

That could've been funny if he proceeded to say more after, but the fact that he didn't try is crazy

[@JolyneejolyneJolynejoyln-ks7fm]

Newjeans

[@massacr3machin3]

If I think of this as a Pokémon thing, it's even more horrifying

[@Dcarej1]

I read one but it was the groom expressing his love and the bride said same just the word same!

[@anastasia408]

If i heard my husband, infront of everyone, say "that's it....I didn't write nothing out" after i poured my heart out in my vows....I think I'd end up in jail for the shit I'd do

[@clover266]

but but tim pool says women can't be violent

[@hollmondmilk]

i can only imagine her leaving or having a reaction and it becoming a fight because he thinks she’s being dramatic. i can hear it now lol “why are you making this such a big deal? you’re gonna do this on our wedding day?”

[@noelani4101]

YUP

[@noelani4101]

And everyone else will blame the bride for ruining the wedding

[@Ghostf1les]

The fact that I assume the brides parents were there to…like they had to listen to the person she was about to marry talk about her like that just 💀

[@Lizziebee46]

I agree with Kurtis that the crass vows are a way to assert dominance by embarrassing her and avoid being vulnerable in front of others. The "we've lasted this long" comment, though, really got to me because it shows that he feels he can be a horrible partner with no consequences for the foreseeable future.

[@loganrainn]

right, the officiator really dissed the bride lowkey! but it's true, she's stayed with him this long.

[@beagle9662]

can’t believe i didn’t like sandwiches as a kid because now as an adult i literally daydream about the perfect sandwich. a sandwich i can never make

[@Cory_Springer]

Keep striving. The Perfect Sandwich is the journey, not the destination.

[@omgkawaiiangel147]

extra cheesy grilled cheese

[@mukurolkusaba]

Blt with sourdough mmmmmmmmmmm

[@erincarlsen]

a scooby doo sandwhich fr

[@apoIIc]

I make a pretty good sandwich, come visit my residence and I will blow your mind with the sandwich of your dreams.

[@TheEmoCat]

that’s what i call very really bad wedding vows

[@scrunglylittleguy]

This joke is...

[@scrunglylittleguy]

Vrg

[@TheEmoCat]

@@scrunglylittleguy thank you very really much

[@TheEmoCat]

i worked very really hard on it

[@keithspinach6953]

Lol Very Really Grotesque

[@lilMALICEundead]

But hear me out… a sandwich tattoo along your foot… it’s a foot long sandwich… you’re welcome. Lol

[@maxdanger17]

stop that’s incredible

[@AssHamburger8]

Dude he needs this so bad. Thats firkin incredible

[@alternativesalterxx]

this is phenominal. show him this

[@shaniquefrater]

I second this 👌

[@Twink6629-lg3te]

I think your literally the first to make this idea up you deserve this 🏆

[@paytonsme]

I think the guy doing the sh!tty vow didnt want to “subordinate” himself by conveying respect to a woman

[@shubbadubba]

Yeah, I think it's definitely a way for them to put down the woman, while also refusing to show emotion or be seen as vulnerable in front of people to put up some sort of "tough guy" persona, which is so dumb because dude, it's LITERALLY your wedding???

[@SharkUsingaComputer]

@@shubbadubba fellas is it gay to share ur feelings about ur wife on ur heterosexual wedding day

[@justalostlocal]

​@@SharkUsingaComputer We've devolved into "Fellas is it gay to love your girlfriend / wife" unironically. Thanks Andrew Taint.

[@colle_slaw]

My favorite segment of every podcast is the seconds of panic Kurtis goes through to find the right sound on his soundboard. Gets me every time 😭

[@noodlez_art1]

Kurtis please stop reminding me that these people exist I can't take it anymore

[@tess818]

kurtis’s podcast room looks like the nurses office of every school in southern california

[@mythcat1273]

Southern California sounds fucked up

[@shuriflwrs]

​@@mythcat1273its wild brah 🤙🏻

[@LillyFama]

Sounds awesome actually

[@conehead-hq8tp]

what schools in southern California are you at dawg 💀

[@jaelynp]

Not just southern, it's all over Cali

[@bronwynbruntley3691]

So sad Tiger was lion about being a cheetah while he was chasing cougars😔

[@you_R_kenough]

I'm in love with you

[@TheLastHylianTitan]

This whole situation has gone catty-wampus.

[@Mudpi3]

This. This is it. The greatest joke ever made

[@HALFNUTCLARITY]

​@@you_R_kenough i second this statement

[@salamander6014]

@@Mudpi3i third this statement

[@caroliinec]

If you want to see brides give this same treatment to guys, look up brides who read the cheating groom's text messages at the altar. Iconic ✨

[@raex3746]

on youtube? i tried and couldn’t find any that weren’t just clickbait. do you have any specific ones?

[@caroliinec]

@@raex3746 google! Look up "trump exec's wedding sabotaged by alleged mistress" it is WILD

[@garyrobinson5655]

​@@raex3746 should come up if you go to Google and search up 3 guys 1 horse wedding

[@aphrcbite]

Someone show kurtis the “and so… they were both bottoms” meme he would love it

[@tokki5585]

finally someone who shares my enthusiastic love for sandwiches

[@benjaclown]

Sándwiches are awesome fr

[@pisscvre69]

sandwhiches and tacos/burritos are the best, i like my food stored in a thing i guess, but hey both include a good mix of meat veggies fruit technically (tomatoes lol) and carbs and theyre just so easy and taste so good like 💖, throw some turkey, lettuce, cheese, tamao, and mayo on a couple slices of bread and youve got a better food than you get at resturants sometimes, toast the bread? now your just getting spoiled, and it costs so little to make them, burritos and tacos similar even cheaper if done right but admitted a bit less conveinet the trick is to cook all you need ahead of time the problem is resisting eating it all in one go lmao.. oh and hot sauce isnt just for them hot sauce on a good sandwhich? to die for, got i cant wait to get more sandwhich stuff tomorrow been scrounging for anything easy to make for days lol

[@daniellasosa6806]

men throwing tantrums when something isn't made just for them is so funny 😭

[@oliviarose02]

I have a running conspiracy theory than men only enjoy golfing because its an excuse to sit in the warm sun and talk to their friends, I appreciate you backing up and supporting my theories

[@hannerikruger7216]

Also people just use it as an excuse to drink

[@matiauka1]

I had this 60 yr old coworker who told me that's the main reason him and his buddies golf. I asked him why they don't just do that at a park and not spend money, and he said its cause then it would be gay lmfao.

[@JaseekaRawr]

Same with fishing & hunting lmao. Just an excuse to hang out, smoke/drink & be in the wilderness.

[@khem8906]

@@JaseekaRawralso you get food at the end of those😎🔥

[@tylerward5569]

Imagine finding out a major red flag from your s/o on your wedding day. Goals.

[@susannehuber3996]

He looks like a weirdo. I think there were red flags all along.

[@jadexx1]

There's no way that was the first red flag in that relationship

[@ojs5988]

Highly doubt this was the first, esp the way she was supposedly defending his behaviour on social media. She tolerates this

[@boyonline1]

bro and bringing his EX TO IT SO SHE CAN SPEAK. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[@ruthizred9090]

I feel so so bad for these wives omg

[@Itsatragedeigh]

I accidentally insinuated to my mom i showered with my husband sometimes to save time and was low key mortified i even made her have that visual i cant imagine this shit in front of my family

[@ThisismeiamJo]

im literally doing laundry rn and i hate doing laundry but now Kurtis DARED me to put it away so im gonna!!

[@Thwompo_]

It’s always a very really good day when Kurt drops a new pod

[@yorforgerlover]

for some reason it didnt click with me that you were talking about podcast episodes, i thought you meant he was shitting out pea pods or something

[@davisthedaviskids2574]

​@@yorforgerloverlol

[@Wicky_Licky]

Why tho😭 your wedding is supposed to be something special, idk why these ppl choose to make it some stupid joke😭😭

[@LillyFama]

Narcissists 😢

[@originofsky]

i seriously think they want to be able to center themselves and find a way to "reject" the "femininity" of a romantic wedding, while also humiliating their wives for a laugh. it's so weird.

[@noelani4101]

@@originofskynailed it. I was gonna say it’s either 1. What you mentioned or 2. They’re just genuinely that dumb- but then I realized those are the same things

[@maroonguy]

As someone who's a switch in a relationship with another switch, we do in fact slap each other's asses

[@leethestranger1145]

Same same

[@portia2672]

It’s a little weird that he knows I’m folding laundry when I watch these

[@maddy2769]

I have literally the hardest time folding laundry it’s my adhd kryptonite. When Kurtis saw through the screen and saw me folding a shirt, he encouraged me and I felt so scared 🥰 thanks kurt boy, I’ll put the shirt away I promise please stay away

[@LOVING_THE_ALIEN]

Sorry this is so random lol but im getting my in-person adhd assesment soon and i literally have no idea what to expect. As a person with adhd how did it go for you. Like im not gonna prep or anything extra like that i just want a head up on what to expect because im literally going into it blindly right now and the anticipaton is driving me crazy..

[@Shtummyyy]

I love how Tim pool of all people is acting like getting knocked out by a woman would be impossible 😭

[@ReaganDodge51166]

He hasn't been punched by a woman (yet)

[@yaboibigslime6789]

He would fs get absolutely rocked by any woman who walked by him without a doubt lmao

[@Lizziebee46]

Fr i would love to see a woman clock him as karma, but im not sure he understands games are fictional and it genuinely doesn't matter what he thinks is believable.

[@TheseVioletDelites]

I feel like generally the women who would do crass vows are generally also married men would would do that, while it feels like literally any man has the potential to do this no matter how sweet the wife's were

[@xoticbell]

Currently watching this as I hold back tears while my mom rips out my 4 ingrown toenails. Thanks Kurt.

[@Cory_Springer]

Stay strong bro. Ingrown toenails suck.

[@xoticbell]

@@Cory_Springer thanks man. I get them weekly - getting it checked out soon. Been having to get them taken out at least once a month for the past couple years. Shit sucks

[@ReaganDodge51166]

Broski, I literally needed surgery for that shit. Good luck

[@xoticbell]

@@ReaganDodge51166 no way! I’m probably going to need surgeries to - how did it go?

[@ReaganDodge51166]

@@xoticbell so, the needle that they put to put in the local anesthesia hurts a lot but disappears in less than a second! They'll do it for each toe. You can always tell the doctor if it hurts at all. The thing is, it's weirdly intimate. I've felt less intimate doing s*xual stuff. It's STRANGE. and the conversation is SO awkward. But I was like 13 or 14 so everything was embarrassing

[@larrygreer8506]

kurtis took a bite of that sandwich and felt like the critic during ratatouille

[@LOVING_THE_ALIEN]

Kurtis getting emotional over sandiwches is so funny to me

[@casrrole]

the tiger woods drama was so big here in Sweden (mostly because his wife was Swedish lol) that years later I thought he had been assaulting women, bc I was like there’s no way him cheating was SUCH big news, but no, he was just cheating LMAO

[@Emphoise]

I got married this month and we'd said that we didn't want to exchange vows in front of everyone, we wrote eachother letters instead, but for some reason the officiant made us say something anyway and my husband hit me with the "you've changed my life" and I, panicking in front of eveyone in my second language, just went "me too" and got the nervous giggles 😅 Luckily our family and friends understood😂

[@patriciapeters7604]

Lmaoo, i love how Kurtis is always saying he forgets what # he's on, but then always guesses/says correctly what # he's on 💀

[@eso4286]

This is why I wholeheartedly think people shouldn’t sign marriage paperwork for a couple months after the ceremony, people act differently when they think they’ve “got you”

[@ladyzoe5734]

Canadian hearing Macon as Bacon😭 24:02

[@jaelynp]

I definitely heard bacon too

[@crios8307]

Naaah that's a clear B sound

[@0ldsp00n7]

“romeo and juliet but two tops” is actually the funniest idea ever omfg

[@PKMNBreeder_Ray]

The entire "wow I love Sandwiches" section has me sitting here like 'Kurtis would vibe with Koraidon'

[@galaxymonke557]

Next year is going to be Very Really Alright

[@cleo5090]

very really fine

[@endless_del]

but we're always aiming for very really good 🙏

[@magnuspepsi7703]

kurtis casually coming up with the most fire gay film idea in the world

[@ladycatbeth4752]

I love how long our mayor takes to do something on the sound board, it's so funny in itself I can't believe, and then you hear the sound he chooses☠️

[@masochistic_art]

Tiger Woods cheating scandal is my roman empire. I literally didn't even know what sport he played, but when we heard about the scandal, suddenly it was the most outrageous piece of media of all time. It spanned lifetimes. To me, Tiger Woods is still more synonymous with cheating than with golf. WHY DID WE CARE SO MUCH??

[@heartstar44]

At least the other guy with the disgusting vows took the time to WRITE SOMETHING! Like my guy, what are you even doing?! And you know he had nothing to do with the planning.

[@rosie-11-]

kurtis in his clean girl era? cute necklace!

[@hotcheetodust8566]

The epic part about the vows is he's not lying to her about how he feels at all💀 horrible but when men "joke" like this they are definitely telling you exactly how they feel about you😭 just believe people when they tell you who they are 🤦🏾

[@daleebarrick2765]

To each their own but if my husband had said that during our ceremony, that would have been the end of the ceremony. 😂

[@claymatedpenguins]

i remember feeling the same way about tiger woods and i had never watched golf in my life. Also in 5th grade i heard a rumor that Hannah Montana had a teen pregnancy. I was devastated and cried for an hour staring at a photoshopped pic of hannah montana singing at a concert pregnant in google images.

[@medea__witchhh]

WHATTT 😭😭😭

[@jsag2001]

i knew when i saw the tiktok that kurtis was gonna make a podcast episode about the “vows”

[@patriciapeters7604]

Terrible vows, but god damn im glad there's more, cause i love these you reacting to them 😭

[@kodokuna.]

As Lana said; “cause you’re just a man, it’s just what you do”

[@ceebe3]

had to keep pausing during the vows i could not listen to it uninterrupted with the pastor being like "are you fr with this" the second hand embarrassment would kill me

[@seaurchin4451]

24:30 I’m editing wedding photos and I stopped to laugh so hard. “Pork Jesus” “crank day Soulja boy dance” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@thebluebraincellv27]

i saw yesterday a video from kurtis from 4 years ago and seeing him where he is rn its amazing

[@ronanwicks9784]

THE CHURCH OF BACON 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@Lml0st-l8c]

2023 wasn't the best year but with this pod it was very really a bit better, thank you Kurtis.

[@Fordddyyy]

27:00 brother a lot of us saw this in our own families growing up.

[@thebrideofghostface]

22:59 It's even worse when you think about how getting married is such a familial affair. Also, for some people, it's a semi-religious affair (not me I'm an atheist but either way) so it's just like... even if it were somehow touching or funny, it's just not the place.

[@AdeliaCreates]

I am doing laundry. This episode was a little rambley but I like you so I would listen to you describe sandwhichs for an hour. I would watch your sandwiches, subs, and panini show.

[@yasssslayyy8836]

i didn’t realize my playback speed was set to 2x and i just thought kurtis chose to have a sped up episode n i was just going with it

[@rainbowdz8474]

Woah this is a very really good pod

[@Fenan_21]

this episode got really up close and personal with a razor sharp object

[@kurthealy]

LMAO

[@drousey2unes]

real

[@NotATherapist]

This makes me feel like I’m talking to my therapist and then he just starts talking about bad wedding vows and shit

[@tabithad2720]

thanks for motivating me to do my laundry kurt needed that

[@phoenix_glamstar]

I was in fact doing laundry and Kurtis calling me out fuckin scared me for a sec

[@auroragoth5078]

It’s been such a long time since we got into this VRGP room/set, and yet every single goddamn time they cut back to the wide angle and Kurt is just this little guy in a chair, or he is reaching for the buttons I laugh. Every time. It’s just so well timed every time. Especially the wide angle when he is just trying to think of something to say. It kills me

[@tippytoads]

i actually am doing laundry, thanks for the motivation king kurt

[@cubancharlotte]

33:53 kurtis doing a flawless officer barbrady impression

[@katiebiles3317]

Merry Christmas Kurtis!!! See you next year!

[@thequestion4818]

I love when Kurtis goes off topic and says the most random shit and then goes "yo what is it?"

[@drakegraves]

Tim Pool is the kind of guy who, if he was a friend of a friend in a friend group I was in, I'd ignore him as much as I could, and whenever I was forced to refer to him by name, I'd pretend like I thought his name was "Tom Poo"

[@drakegraves]

Tim Pool's hot takes today are so smoldering hot, that just for today and today only, I think he deserves for us to call him "Tim Jacuzzi"

[@drakegraves]

Tim Pool wears his beanie all the time because last fall, a bunch of leaves fell onto his head, and couldn't get his niece to fish them all out with the pool net because she's away at band camp, so now he just keeps the "Pool Cover" on, even though it's starting to smell like wet tarp and chlorine somethin bad

[@dreamcaught3876]

i feel like santa pikachu and i have a spiritual connection

[@graceannwelsh]

That’s called a kidney stone , hope this helped ❤️

[@StarriJar]

@@graceannwelsh WHAT

[@ClowderLink]

8:35 who else was waiting for “eater, I hardly know er”

[@iricandescence]

This was my first Kurtis podcast; I liked it! But just wondering...is he always this all over the place? 😂

[@ghostguy312]

pretty much yeah

[@sashhhaa4874]

Yes 😭😭 I’ve been watching/listening to VRG podcast for like 2 years now and Kurtis was the first podcaster i’d ever watched and I was surprised as well how conversational it felt and how disorganised it is 😅 But the more podcasts I’ve watched i’ve realised it’s about the genre of podcast some podcasters make podcasts to give advice and stuff and others literally treat it like a snapchat private story 💀😭🥴

[@endless_del]

​@sashhhaa4874 yeah, this genre is called "easy listening" and that's basically just a podcast where 1-3 people shoot the shit about a variety of topics

[@kfcoyote]

Yes

[@sashhhaa4874]

@@endless_del ooh I never knew that thanks ! 😊

[@liamhalawith4262]

He needs like a counter on the wall for the episode number 😂

[@SimonSnoww]

I was bored out of my mind while doing chores and you posted at the perfect timing! ❤😻

[@thebrideofghostface]

Imagine getting married to a man so detached from his emotions and attached to his masculinity that he can't tell you what he loves about you on your WEDDING DAY?????? Hell nah bruther, that sounds like literal hell on earth, unh unh no thanks

[@polardanii]

im listening to this with my mom in the room while doing my homework- luckily i have airpods in but i might literally be cooked if she finds out lmao anyways! these podcasts help me focus on stuff so thank u so much for your commentary- even if its so outta pocket lmao

[@garbagesalt]

my keep busy shirt and poster arrived yesterday and i wasn't even expecting them until after christmas

[@peacefox02]

i love the moment of silence before any sound effect as he looks for the right button on the soundboard

[@r3p0sed]

5:51 was doing laundry, needed this motivation, thank you kurt!

[@Naafidy]

23:30 He's saying the Church of Macon. That's in Macon, Georgia.

[@tupperwarecup1673]

how did he know i wasnt gonna put my laundry away

[@catscratchqueen]

i was 9 when the tiger woods scandal happened and had no clue what was going on, but based on how adults reacted i thought he killed someone or something of that caliber 😭

[@sozi6451]

same i literally thought he killed someone with a golf club or something and went crazy and that’s why everyone was freaking out😭😭😭 once i grew up i realized it was just a cheating scandal??? like… most celebrities have those 💀

[@Anastasia-gp1hw]

Kurt dropped a new vid yaass

[@ryry20002]

Tiger's son's name is Charlie? As in Chucky or Chuck Woods? Does anyone call him The Woodchuck?

[@kiki-drawer2669]

For the advice segment, i know after performances you ride that hyper wave. If you crash the next day afterwards dont expect it but maybe prepare for afterward. Have things to do for yourself to relax when you get home. Make thoae days self care days. Have some jot coco, put on some music, try some face masks or and sort of preen up on your own self is VERY good. Instead of being glum you can take the time to feel bad to lazily cleaning yourself. It has helped me tons! And since you are making yourself feel pretty, even if you are sad you can feel good by the end of it. Currently super depressed but i make it my goal to tend to my hygene extra because of it. And by the end of my self care i do feel clean and even if my brain isnt in order, my body is. It also gelps get your brain out of that funk by doing something meditative and not think about other things. Good luck!

[@smilesiel]

kurtis just re-discovered what a switch is in a gay relationship

[@freddyfazbear-yb5zv]

if i am to be completely honest.. Nightmare freddy has to be my favorite character in the five nights at freddys franchise whilst i understand this opinion is very debatable let me explan. He has a very bold design compared to the other nightmare animatronics from fnaf 4, i think the 3 freddles he has are a very good accesory/item to add onto his character. Overall the triangle based torso with the little tophat, sharp hands and mini bears probably make him one of my favorite characters in the five nights at freddys franchise, also his voice actor really made his mood and personality come to life despite being a hallucination.

[@drousey2unes]

fucking real bro preach

[@freddyfazbear-yb5zv]

@@drousey2unes thank you

[@freddyfazbear-yb5zv]

@@drousey2unes i will be leaving these very short opinions on many of very really good videos if ur intressed

[@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan]

Cool, my favorite FNAF animatronic is nightmare foxy because i used to think he was hiding in my snack cupboard when i was a kid

[@freddyfazbear-yb5zv]

@@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan Nightmare foxy is my second favorite nightmare animatronic as his design really stays true to his designs in both fnaf 1 and 2, the long tongue just adds extra creepiness and i can relate when i was younger i would check in my clothing closet just to make sure he wasnt hiding there.

[@_g0r3c0r3]

"the church of bacon" IM CRYING

[@raspberryteaaa]

listening to this podcast podcast while driving just passed the road called Kurtis dr

[@ve_xxy]

i feel like VRG is just kurtis yapping because he knows we’ll listen

[@libby7536]

The way I froze in my tracks when he mentioned doing laundry while listening to the pod as I was putting my laundry away. The mayor sees all

[@steinthor]

The movie would be called "Bottom's Up" because of the two tops

[@pepaigea]

I was thinking "Bottomless"

[@steinthor]

@@pepaigea oh that's so lewd

[@steinthor]

And I love that

[@graciespaceycakes3714]

Man I've been performing for almost 20 years and the drop after a performance is so real. It's totally normal, your brain just used up a TON of happy chemicals during and right after the performance. I always take a beat to rest, it usually ends up being in bed that night or taking a lil nap the next day, and tell myself that it's a normal physiological process. I felt good during the performance and it went well and my brain binging itself on all the happy chemicals and then being sad they're gone is indicative of nothing. It's exactly as normal and morally neutral as being physically tired after a performance or event.