The Grossest Wedding Vows Ever- Very Really Good

[@ghostoyster]

the fact that the bride said “i know i’m not the most beautiful…” is a red flag of emotional abuse. “i didn’t think i was good enough for you, but you graced me with your presence…” basically. very sad

[@hondaaccord1399]

Man you know Michael is dropping the Margot Robbie name on the regular cos she had barely any reaction to such a crazy section of the vow.

[@earnieboy54]

I wouldn’t say it’s emotional abuse but more low self esteem. And I was with a person before like that and no matter how much I said she was beautiful or supported her in that realm, she felt she wasn’t “physically beautiful.” As far as his vows to her? Yikes. But it’s not fair to assume that he’s emotionally abusive or unavailable off of one video. He definitely doesn’t have the best awareness.

[@cryppledbuttcheeks9392]

@@earnieboy54 i mean, considering his mannerisms and how he just HAD to compare her to Margot Robbie in his vows says a lot about how their relationship goes. probably isnt the first time he makes her feel bad about herself, and probably why she thinks that way about herself too

[@emmabunch-benson4795]

He’s definitely giving HUGE narcissistic personality disorder vibes

[@espeon871]

@@hondaaccord1399 fr also margot wldnt stand for that, on a srs note poor girl omg what a jerk

[@megan7506]

They’re raising two daughters, and this is how he chooses to speak to their mother on their wedding day. Deplorable.

[@jaymeVos]

It's so much worse that they have two daughters. Those poor kids, I hope they don't grow up to be a groomers victim and/or bride. Maybe they will become radicalized and think that even girls can be equal to guys! The wokeness might blind their dad 😂😂😂

[@HighFiveTheHorizon]

Ruined Twinkies for them, at least

[@YanAsims]

@@jaymeVoswhat?

[@lunchbox3124]

The wife didn’t have a problem with it

[@wild_flcwer]

i dont think its that deep, its their wedding the wife posted a tiktok saying both of their vows showed their personalities, worry abt ur own wedding when it comes lmao

[@DSN430]

She kept referring to him as "funny" in her vows so he's probably manipulated her into thinking she was "overreacting to jokes" whenever he hurt her.

[@espeon871]

She thinks hes too good for her when he has the personality of a big toe i feel so bad for her especially after she came out w that statement

[@Hawtdawgydawg]

Sorry

[@suburbanweekend]

She also kept putting herself down in the vows. “I am no model” “I am bad at cooking” “I felt not good enough for you.” That is a red flag right there.

[@Lenlon703]

Really reminded me of my pick me days where I made myself laugh at any men’s joke and see women as overreacting unfunny sex dolls just to get men’s validation

[@adios-bitchachos]

Ugh yes. My ex used to do this - would outright bully me, demean me, and say racist/sexist things to me but then got angry when I got offended or hurt. He convinced me I was being uptight and overreacting. I feel like this is such a common abuse tactic and the bride probably fell for it, given how she talks about herself so negatively in her own vows

[@angelicapickle5]

The fact that he had the audacity to say these vows in front of his mom says a lot. He married someone that was going to let him get away with saying whatever, just like his mom did

[@accailliacarter6059]

I was thinking the same thing :( also how disrespectful to the bride’s family

[@junobuggieee]

and children!!!!

[@lex9468]

@@accailliacarter6059 no literally, IN FRONT OF HER FAMILY?? like u already don’t respect ur wife, but to even have the audacity to do it in public in front of the people that care about her the most is just a different level …

[@neayle]

She didn’t let him get away with it. She grounded him

[@ajalbertson]

​@@neaylesarcasm check?

[@idontwantahandlethough]

WOW. Her vows make a lot more sense now. The whole time I was thinking "jeez, she doesn't sound like she likes herself very much! Why doesn't she think she deserves him?" etc, but now I can imagine why. Seems like he's probably just absolutely _destroying_ her self esteem on the regular, to the point that she genuinely thinks that weirdo is the best she could do :/

[@jaymeVos]

Yeah, this is exactly what I thought. She is gorgeous and sounds like a lovely person but she could do so much better for herself, to be sure.

[@emmabunch-benson4795]

EXACTLY. You’d have to have horrible self esteem to want THAT guy.

[@tykeboy16]

she probably had low self esteem to begin with to even fall for that guy. He definitely keeps it low though

[@EtherealKayla_]

@@tykeboy16 or he love bombed her, pretended to be someone completely different

[@eskarina1000]

Yeah, there were some red flags in her vows. And his are just one big red flag.

[@hamilcross]

I feel so bad for that woman.. she’s probably only coming to his defense bc she’s gotten used to him saying even worse in private 🫣 her saying that she didn’t think he was good enough for him before they even started dating and the way she kept downplaying herself during her vows is so fucking sad

[@rubykgarrett]

i hope she and the daughters GTFO one day and come to value themselves

[@kr_sh_]

people are just harrasing her about it. I feel bad also for that, she may be a victim or that man but people writing in all her tiktoks that she's a victim and that her husband is disgusting might be also really difficult for her, can even cause the contrary effect that people want. Of course we hope she leaves a man like that, but let her take her decisions omg. People on the internet are super entitled.

[@rubykgarrett]

@@kr_sh_ this :( i just hope someone being kinder ab it will get through to her

[@jaymeVos]

Some people like to be treated like trash and some people agree with their partners disgusting ideas. Sad facts about the reality ov life. Some people just fvcking suck, and something fierce!

[@idontevenhaveapla7224]

​@@jaymeVos That's not the same as thinking he is too good for her. That says something worse about their relationship

[@rasto6325]

"I've known him since 2010, he was like this since then"... So he hasn't matured at all in 13 years 😂

[@gothgirlglittercrust7118]

Even worse she said it was in high school... which given the vow makes a-lot of sense

[@topotondo828]

It wasn't the flex she thought it was

[@emmabunch-benson4795]

Well yeah that was very obvious. This is exactly what a child who’s balls just dropped would say. Incredibly immature & zero self awareness

[@the_goddess_1859]

I SAID THE SAME THING. 10 years and NO change or growth since then? Issa no from me

[@be.A.b]

That’s why I don’t believe in high school sweethearts. Either they both have no personalities at all, so they fit perfectly. Or one is significantly better then the other, but neither of them know any better.

[@gloriasmyly3074]

“He’s grounded!” Ma’am you failed as a parent if you have to “ground” your adult son, who has 2 kids, on his wedding day.

[@nataliainoa503]

exactly these are the "boy moms" that don't feel the need to raise their son

[@Shield954]

Something tells me she's never actually grounded him before. Just empty threats while still continuing to enable his behavior by not actually doing anything about it.

[@minacakes2]

If my son was standing there saying that and I was officiating the wedding wouldn't happen. I would've walked off and told the bride to do the same b/c that is absolutely disgusting.

[@izzyplaysgamez]

It was so obviously a joke 💀

[@cloudstrife4534]

@@izzyplaysgamezEveryone knows that, you’re not saying anything smart like you think you are. You’re just the one here missing the point. What they’re saying is that some jokes are in terrible taste. And some jokes reveal a lot about the truth behind the scenes.

[@LettuceHasFun]

I feel so bad for their daughters. They have to be around a man that doesn't respect women and a mom that will excuse his behavior as "funny". How will those girls learn to themselves if their dad and mom are terrible examples.

[@nari5161]

@@Caroline-yn7nc she's teaching her daughters that his behavior is okay

[@sakuraesther6309]

Well be waiting for a documentary from them in the future especially if they end up being tiktok parents

[@the_goddess_1859]

Their dad will absolutely be a possessive fuck as they get older. No boys, no shorts, no makeup, nothing. He will objectify them as well, but as property and not as cum dumpsters

[@Vincisomething]

It's probably just speculation, but it looked like one of those, "I don't want to make a big deal out of it" or "I don't think it's that funny but I was taught to just laugh and brush off these things" laughs. it didn't feel like she was laughing at the "humor" of the "joke". Almost like she feels like she has to laugh at it or somehow thinks that's normal for people to say publicly around your friends and family at a wedding At least the guy's mom was like tf did I raise.

[@Vincisomething]

I want to believe it's some sort of weird inside joke between the couple, but I'm not convinced. Even if she's into that talk, keep it in the bedroom. Your family doesn't have to know or should know details of your sex life. I wouldn't be surprised if she divorces him. The entire vow just sounded like, "I like you because of the sex." Even that one heartfelt moment was quickly overshadowed and just felt like a throwaway.

[@tobyatlas6480]

The fact he used his vows to his life partner to say what HE expects from HER and not how much he loves her and what he will do for her

[@espifreak]

She used her vows to be self-deprecating and unworthy. He used his to tell her she's needed for sex and sandwiches. Like...10 years and kids before he married her at that?

[@pussydestroyer69285]

Ya....I pray for her fr

[@amandarockhold8390]

fr like the way she kept saying "im glad you chose me and stayed with me" and "i thought i was unworthy" im not saying anything but to me it def seems like he makes her feel like that like he said he only wants two things, said she could only do one, then said he would leave her immediately for another girl, in front of both of their entire families and their kids 😭😭

[@Dvgteeth]

The ultimate example of a “shut up ring”

[@j-ymoney5112]

Mr. Big showed Carrie Bradshaw more commitment/respect and his whole character was being non-committal and he lied about wanting marriage and then overlooked her for a 25 year old lmao then when he cheated on her and they got back together, he still didn’t offer to marry her for 10 years 😂 they had a more solid relationship than this couple

[@degummybear]

Dude seems like the kind of guy that would leave his wife when she gets chronically ill

[@tenor1190]

And we all know the stress he creates will cause her to burnout and get unwell. I feel so bad for her

[@selrox879]

Same when he gets rich. I mean he told her lol

[@xtinkerbellax3]

@@selrox879 There's not a chance of that happening though.

[@iloveu933]

I agree, except I think instead of leaving her he would just treat her like crap and make her feel like a total burden.

[@selrox879]

@@xtinkerbellax3 Haha, yes i know. Still feel bad for her tho

[@IvyRose05]

at my uncles my wedding instead of saying "With this ring I thee wed" he said "With this ring I be dead" and the whole time he kept joking about how awful it is to be married (the old ball and chain type jokes). Like dude why did I show up to a wedding you didn't even want.

[@athenajaxon2397]

I'm sorry but with this ring I be dead is hilarious

[@cryppledbuttcheeks9392]

thats horrible omg

[@JaimieMcCaw]

Dudes will literally ask to get married then complain about getting married lmfao

[@emmabunch-benson4795]

So fucking stupid. No ones holding a gun to men’s heads forcing them to get married. It’s almost like they’re getting married solely for the purpose of being able to complain to their bros about how much they hate their life, bc we know who they really wanna be married to & love is their bros.

[@sydneyrosser8714]

@@Free.zen. you said this perfectly

[@hayashidraws]

How someone could treat their partner like that is insane to me.

[@Annabellethedoll666]

And for them to take it and not leave them is insane

[@ollie3746]

@@Annabellethedoll666 it's not as easy as you think it is dude

[@Annabellethedoll666]

@@ollie3746 yea true, she’s most likely so used to him acting this way she considers this a healthy relationship. I feel so bad about their daughters who’s being taught to think this is healthy.

[@nolynnoel1032]

infront of BOTH of their families!!!

[@ItsOKtobeNormal]

​@@ollie3746yes it is, she's setting a bad example for her daughters

[@MasonzeroDigitalWorks]

Saying that shit as a joke with your wife (or serious if you're both sexual together a lot and feel the same way) is fine. Saying it with other people around is weird. Saying it in front of family is incredibly cringe. Saying it in front of both of your entire families at a wedding is perhaps the least self-aware thing ever. How is he not humiliated??

[@Vincisomething]

Honestly, she shouldn't have even consummated the marriage.

[@emmabunch-benson4795]

Exactlyyyy like kurtis said time & place. at least if your gunna be nasty do it in private.

[@febrieze]

i am afraid to continue this video from all the comments ive been seeing omg. is it that bad?? update: its worse

[@cuck8180]

Exactly how I feel about it. We don't know these people and if they're both happy then whatever, but to say stuff like that in front of your family (including your two young daughters) isn't okay in the slightest

[@Mama_Bear524]

@@polkadotss and her laugh when he said that was forced and fake. It was gross.

[@airbearr]

This is my favorite podcast ever, until Margot Robbie makes a podcast

[@opeth7021]

Lmaoo this my fav comment, until margot robbie makes a comment

[@christellek6627]

@@opeth7021 this is my favorite reply (until margo robbie makes a reply)

[@delusi0n]

This is my favorite thread (until, of course, Margot Robbie joins in :D)

[@imonyoutuberightnow2668]

Hello guys it's me Margot Robbie

[@ChezzaOuttaNowhere]

@@imonyoutuberightnow2668 you’re my fave Margot Robbie, until Margot Robbie becomes Margot Robbie.

[@alykdz]

Even if he had just said “all jokes aside you’re my soulmate” at the end that would’ve been so much less tragic lmao. Imagine getting disrespected in front of your friends, family, kids, and the whole internet and then coming to the dudes defense? Could neverrrrrr be me

[@KamMads]

Right the ending was so… 😒

[@cez_is_typing]

Right?? Like I understand that its a matter of personal preference and sense of humor and blah blah blah. But the fact that that is his VOWS? like that's IT? If he had followed it up with something more loving maybe it wouldn't have been as bad and she could've just played it off as he's just joking around, but come on. The rest of her life shes gonna think about how her vows were lovely and heartfelt and he said NOTHING loving about her, not even a little bit

[@sydneyrosser8714]

Exactly, so telling that literally NONE of what he said was respectful

[@tiryaclearsong421]

That's the part that made me think he's actually not nice to her most of the time. Abusive relationships literally rewire your brain and they do not start off like this. It's a slow burn. You really feel like it's you and your partner against the world and everyone else just doesn't understand your love. And the good times are so incredibly good that you can pretend they make up for the bad or rationalize that somehow with big highs come big lows.

[@sybill123ful]

the brand that gave her a sponsored item, really said; here girl…. we know you’ll need this 💀

[@KuJayCools]

thats exactly what i thought. "we know he likes his balls empty, so he forgets yours"

[@serenawill128]

Yepp. He probably doesn't even eat the 😺. And if he does, its probably 2 mins or something, and then he'll pathetically ask if she came lol.

[@Makeupgal3000]

😂😂😂😂

[@futuristic.handgun]

​@@serenawill128"You know I ain't cum boy if ya had to ask me!" - my favorite Megan Thee Stallion lyric for lames like him. 😂

[@jimmymcgill5072]

​@@serenawill128 you sound like you speak from experience

[@mariya_tortilla]

The vibrator company knew damn well her husband isnt working hard in the bedroom for her, so they came to her aid. low key out of pocket but funny

[@the_goddess_1859]

I mean she chose to accept the deal so.....🥴🥴🥴🥴 big woof all around

[@poetryclub1117]

@@the_goddess_1859 LEGIT

[@viepng]

Love that her brand deal was for a toy bc we ALL KNOW her husband ain't doing shit to please her

[@espeon871]

😭😭

[@JaazBegonias]

Sometimes when you're in a toxic relationship for that long you don't know what a healthy one is like.

[@zacksnyder2561]

I just want to say, it’s super weird everyone in this comment section acting like they know best. Was it an inappropriate thing to say at his wedding, yes, but it’s not our relationship to comment on about being healthy

[@JaazBegonias]

@@zacksnyder2561I agree with you, just sayin' though

[@kymmikmarie]

​@@zacksnyder2561even the blind could see how disastrous their relationship is 💀

[@SuperPandacupcakes]

@@zacksnyder2561 she’s obviously unhappy with herself. she calls herself ugly like 4 different ways in her literal wedding vows.

[@ronyungblut9722]

​@@zacksnyder2561 Hey man, why'd you do Watchmen so dirty? Why'd you do gritty Superman and completely scrap the original Dawn of the Dead's message? Come on man. Do better.

[@Toad.iamtoad]

I love how HIS vows are things SHE needs to do. He never made any promises to her to become better or love her more or any fucking thing. His vows were him telling her what she needed to do and that he’d fuck Margot Robbie. Like…girl what is toxic if not that?

[@ambored24]

She really said "I know I'm not a model" in her WEDDING VOWS while I was thinking "she is way too good looking for any bs" Then the bs happened lol

[@emilyables5608]

she is literally stunning wtf😭

[@honeyy5240]

she's beautiful

[@halatiny6537]

He’s clearly destroyed her self confidence.

[@pajamas_the_emo]

the way she’s like “i thought i wasn’t good enough for you” or “i’m not a model” was a red flag already

[@charlotte3794]

then having to hear he’d replace her for margot roberts straight after and vows man most to be the most romantic memory instead it’s micheal from the office x400 plus he’s on every drug, poor girl must have such low self esteem

[@nataliainoa503]

just shows what he says to her in private, he even made sure to remind her on her wedding.

[@AbbyIrene654]

I would honestly just walk out if that was my husbands wedding vows.

[@ameliavelasco8602]

I’m the 69th like, nice

[@Evy_Wevy]

@@ameliavelasco8602 time and place homie

[@Vincisomething]

Seriously. We wouldn't even make it to a second date if I knew the guy was like that.

[@emmabunch-benson4795]

Oh 100%

[@preety4724]

I would want to do that too but I'll be scared that he would stalk and kill me lmao. Therefore, I'll not be marrying a man in the first place.

[@acaroljuno]

remember being ashamed???? not doing things because it would be fucking embarrassing? we should bring that back!!!

[@Record_Scratch]

❤❤😊❤😊😊❤

[@thesleepydot]

lmao for reaaaalllll wtfff

[@missumielovely]

Indeed 💯💯💯💯💯

[@stellarae8257]

I just wanna add that the way she was laughing during his vows did not look like she actually thought they were funny. It looked like she was uncomfortably laughing because she had no idea how else to respond. I just worry for their daughters so so much :(((

[@Mama_Bear524]

I said the same thing!! It was forced

[@melanieschwarz2181]

Yeah it sounded like she wanted to cry but was covering it up with fake laughter 😢

[@Shield954]

Women aren't allowed to have feelings without society saying they're "over exaggerating" or being "overly emotional". Women can't be offended by anything without being called a "triggered Karen". We're told to put up with disrespectful insults because "iTs jUsT a jOKe". Meanwhile, meπ can be offended by anything they want and their feelings are validated.

[@izzyplaysgamez]

":(((" grow the fuck up. It's clearly an inside joke between the two of them and their family.

[@emmabunch-benson4795]

He literally described her as an actual sex object doll he hopes to use for the rest of his life. Literally actually nothing was said about her, who she is, their relationship, nothing about how much he loves her. Nothing. Just insults, put downs, disrespect, objectification. Also her saying they’ll last-I believe that! Toxic relationships can last a long time, especially abusive ones like this. The length of a relationship doesn’t really mean anything. You can be with someone for life and they can treat you like shit the whole time you are miserable. Length of time doesn’t =success. Also the vibrator, honestly kinda ironic, something strongly tells me he doesn’t give AF about her pleasure, just his, prob can’t make her come, so hope she enjoys that vibrator cause I’m sure that’s the best she’ll get.

[@maximumdinosaur]

I saw these and dude, I've never been more appalled by wedding vows. Also, I'm so upset how in her vows, she clearly was unhappy with herself. She seems very insecure and his vows made me realize that it might be his fault. Like, he said he would leave her for a model right after she said "I know I'm no supermodel"

[@the_goddess_1859]

No but honestly. Why would you when joke about leaving your partner AT YOUR WEDDING!?!?

[@jesicabocanegra4419]

And she holds him to such high esteem that she thinks a supermodel would actually WANT HIM. 💀 wowww

[@camilla8129]

No because even just that is already enough. She literally said she's no model and he goes "yeah I would leave you for this supermodel". Like bro?? that's your wife?? your should help with her insecurities??

[@Shield954]

Imagine your husband telling you he'd leave you for a model after you sacrificed your health and body to birth his offspring.

[@amybess]

Except she is. She's beautiful.

[@Aliyahpooran2004]

The fact that she's the one taking the fall his actions and feels like she needs to protect him, while he isn't doing anything to explain what he said is so icky.

[@Mama_Bear524]

Omg yes!

[@ellenbreen12]

I had a friend whose boyfriend used to joke about pushing her down the stairs and kicking or punching her in the stomach if she ever got pregnant. He also used to talk openly about their sex life and joke about how his little brother would wait and watch from the closet while they did it. He made so many horrible comments about her and her body in front of her, her friends, and his friends. It was incredibly clear that these kinds of jokes and conversations made her deeply uncomfortable, but she never said anything. She would just smile and playfully roll her eyes at him. She changed so much about herself to make herself palatable for him. They’re still together 3 years later and I feel fairly certain this is the BOY she’ll settle for and end up with. It’s so sad watching such a smart, funny, beautiful young woman grow to believe she deserves that kind of treatment. I think it speaks to a larger issue of how we condition people socialized as women to interact with people socialized as men. They’re allowed to treat us any way they please and we must smile and shut up about it.

[@Jacttack]

Vows are promises too your partner. His vows were like “do this for me forever. Keep me happy wife!” But he made no promises to her to do the same. Grossness aside he barely even made a vow.

[@pringlebatch]

Right!? That's literally what vow means! What he said was as much vowing as Colleen's ukulele solo was apologising!

[@EnloTheRover]

That girl is so gorgeous and her vows were like so cute. Humor, and genuine promises. His were just gross.

[@espeon871]

His lack of self awareness thought was the start of his stand up career, unfortunately for everyone

[@Mama_Bear524]

Ya 😢.

[@ineedmyhoodie]

Fr you can tell she actually cared about what she was writing and put love and thought into her vows too meanwhile her husband is just like "make balls cum"

[@summerrrrrr.]

it was sad when she said she knew she wasn’t the most beautiful i thought she was gorgeous and he’s obviously clouded the view of herself i hope she gets out of that relationship

[@saturniiz]

this reminds me of the way my ex would treat me. if i married him i can assure he would say something along the line of these vows. it’s so demeaning. he saw me as an object and it is so clear that he sees this poor woman as one too. i hope she will recognize her worth and move on. this is heartbreaking to watch

[@caitlyn9426]

So sorry that happened to you ☹️ I hope you’re healing

[@saturniiz]

@@caitlyn9426 thank you so much 💞 i’m doing better now :)

[@TheLegendofCalista]

Yeah, I really feel that as every guy, especially the last one, treated me like this. Whatever drives us internally to make excuses for a partner's behavior or treatment in order to receive "love" when we deem ourselves unworthy is truly heartbreaking.

[@placeholderdoe]

@@saturniizglad you’re doing better

[@brittanybertolin8693]

The thing that I extra disliked wasn't even just the very sexual nature of the vows (which were a gross thing to say in front of your mom) but the way in which he only discussed her in ways that benefitted him. He said 'to keep me happy you need to feed me which you need to work on' which frames her as needing to serve him, while she basically apologized for not doing exactly what he wants

[@GemAndMoth]

That bride is freaking adorable and she deserves more (she even said she didn’t think she was good enough for HIM?!?! Honey, he ain’t good enough for YOU)

[@annanaydenova8321]

Why does his vow sound like it was ghostwritten by the hormone monster from Big Mouth?

[@hondaaccord1399]

I can hear Will Arnett 🤣😭

[@vitoriamoni7792]

@@hondaaccord1399 fun fact: it’s actually Nick Kroll that voices Maury!

[@hondaaccord1399]

@@vitoriamoni7792 I know lol

[@emmabunch-benson4795]

EXACTLY

[@sakuraesther6309]

Omg!!!Like deadass

[@possumloverr]

his vows are SO gross?? i hope she realizes she deserves better my god..

[@possumloverr]

ALSO THE FACT THAT HE SAID IT IN FRONT OF HIS MOM ????

[@summerrrrrr.]

SERIOUSLY AND SHE SAID SHE THOUGHT DHE WASNT THAT BEAUTIFUL POOR GIRL i feel sorry for her what a terrible way to be disrespected

[@kalex62x]

The fact that he’s a maga head and they had a Harry Potter themed wedding does not surprise me.

[@rubykgarrett]

HE IS ???

[@possumloverr]

YUCK

[@xXAcidBathXx]

EW EW EWWWWWW

[@xXAcidBathXx]

Weeding? (Not related to my previous comment)

[@topotondo828]

She thinks she's a Ravenclaw, too 👀

[@violetrapture3776]

Imagine waiting your entire life for a beautiful wedding, you get excited and write some lovely vows (be it self deprecating) but you try, you get your hair and makeup done, you probably cry a little and then he says the most amazing funny words "It's up to you if I finish on you or in you tonight" So beautiful.

[@izzyplaysgamez]

You do realise the wedding committee has to approve of the vows before the wedding right???

[@violetrapture3776]

@@izzyplaysgamez what wedding committee? Biggest bullshit I’ve ever heard haha you mean his mum approved them? I’ve been to so many weddings not one of them needed a “wedding committee” His mother is the ordained and still was shocked and what he said.

[@izzyplaysgamez]

@@violetrapture3776 Well someone had to approve of the vows regardless. And you can clearly see they're joking. It's not "Domestic abuse" like people have said, people just don't understand jokes.

[@violetrapture3776]

@@izzyplaysgamez I’m not saying it’s domestic abuse holy shit haha that’s a huge jump. Why are people saying that? It’s definitely very disrespectful though, he’s talking about her just sexually and nothing else, in front of everyone including her family and in front of kids. Tbf he’s a man, not much can be expected from them

[@izzyplaysgamez]

@@violetrapture3776 true

[@raccoonmacaroon7824]

The wedding vows reminds me of when I was a teenager and "not like other girls" pick me kinda person. I would go along with shitty sexist jokes because I wanted to be one of the cool girls, not one of those uptight girls who couldn't take a joke. When I matured and actually developed self-esteem, I stopped being like that and dated people that respected me. It kinda feels like she never left that phase because she never dated anyone else after highschool, and thinks this is as good as it gets.

[@Lyddy-Draws]

Her saying over and over again that they’ve been together for ten years means nothing. My parents were together for 19 and my dad STILL cheated on her and left us for that woman. Red flags don’t have a time limit.

[@NJGuy1973]

My parents were happy for 19 years. Then they met.

[@FaydayMayday]

If my dad ever made jokes like that about my mom in front of me, he might find a kitchen knife attached on him somewhere it shouldn't be 👀

[@deliri0um]

if i was the daughter i would keep his balls empty... permanently with that kitchen knife

[@SharkUsingaComputer]

even as im grown now, my parents will make light dirty jokes about, yk, being married and doing what married people do, but oh my god "the sound of gagging and headboard slamming" dude??? 🤢🤢🤢 in ur gd wedding vows🤢

[@nari5161]

@@SharkUsingaComputer getting off on humiliating and degrading her in front of everyone, she is not okay

[@brattyandie9689]

the whole thing screams either really small town or isolated religious woman who has not yet realized you can ask to be treated better...like you really don't have to settle for the punchline of your spouse's "humor" being that you're just a hole to fill. She keeps referring to the time spent with him as some sort of proof everything is okay and that's super sad.

[@LKTori]

I’m gonna say small town for sure bc there is no way this would be allowed at a religious wedding 😭😭 but either way she’s definitely very isolated

[@adios-bitchachos]

Exactly right. Time spent with him means nothing. Some people spend their entire adult lives married to abusers. I was in a toxic relationship for 7 years - that just makes it worse, not better

[@tiryaclearsong421]

​@@adios-bitchachos I was trapped for five and I'd known him since high school. It just meant another many years to get past it after the break up.

[@oliviaoob1426]

literally wasn't funny at all. to be funny you have to have some sort of wit or good delivery. he was just saying rude shit. thinking that he is funny is such a low bar.

[@Mama_Bear524]

Exactly.

[@theonionqueen3519]

Her vows were so heartfelt and sweet, clearly she wants a fairytale wedding. If I was in her place, I would’ve been crushed.

[@diancavilla6422]

The tik toks that the bride posted were facts; yes you do know your relationship better than anyone and yes if you’re happy and love each other then great your relationship is not gonna be the same as the next couple. But the way she is in denial about the fact that your husband chose to have vows that sexually objectified you as well as a described you as a personal chef was just so degrading to himself, herself, their family, and their relationship. You can be funny in your wedding vows without degrading someone and that’s what she seems to not understand. Describing someone only as a person who is there to sexually please you just takes away your humanity and empathy as a human and her saying that that’s what she wanted… she deserves SO much better.

[@kay-collins]

That toy company who gave her the brand deal really watched that TikTok & thought “wow this guy sounds SELFISH AF in the bedroom!... poor woman... we must send her one of our toys right away!! & go ahead & sponsor her too because one day she’s going to want to drop that dead weight & she’s going to need funds when she finally decides to run!”

[@eli-hk8tp]

Those vows were just….so unbelievable. I feel so bad for the bride because if I was in her position, I would’ve felt humiliated and endlessly mortified.

[@LeBatteur]

Sounds like the sunk cost fallacy is doing a lot of legwork for their relationship.

[@Eric_Christman]

Imagine one of your first core memories as a child is your dad getting cooked on the internet for his awful wedding vows

[@r.s.111]

gross wedding vows island

[@salty_fish8762]

Love how his entire vows was “I love you but I love margo robbie more, and I want you for sex and sandwiches” infront of both families and friends. there’s so many issues in that relationship.

[@rachelzeke]

Absolutely not surprising this man is an open right wing conservative. Rules don’t apply to him 🤪

[@espeon871]

WHAT??? Omg everything keeps getting more out of hand 😭 esp after her vows

[@illcommunicvtion]

Yeah my first thought was that this man uses VERY hard R's like all the time. .... And it appears I was right

[@suburbanweekend]

Why I am not surprised 😂

[@sydneyrosser8714]

Shocking!

[@TheSuperNats]

I’d be absolutely shocked if he wasn’t

[@YellowLemonRedApple]

that sex toy company was like "yeah she's not getting off with her husband, let's fix that and give her some escape money"

[@basil6060]

her reaction gives “that’s my man and imma stand by him”

[@zoeb3573]

Honestly there's nothing wrong with that.... If your man is worth it. This one isn't.

[@Violet-Storm]

“Nobody touch my garbage!!!”

[@hanatemonstas4485]

@@Violet-Storm “No I dont want your man. I’m not even sure why you want your man”

[@GoodTimeForARoll]

Well she needs to stand adjacent if she wants to continue to stay blind to how he is

[@conbini324]

Would she still think it's funny if her kids ever got married and their partner talked to them that way? Idk man it's hella depressing and I feel bad for her & hate that no one seems to tell the dude to not... Be the way that he is.

[@gtgclaire]

thank god i was so bored

[@IsabelHasVibes]

on god

[@PetyrEyvind]

Same 😭

[@gilmoregals]

Same, I’m laying on my kitchen floor doing nothing

[@lol-lb5pm]

same

[@sanehumanbeingintraining7250]

Nah fr

[@rubykgarrett]

why do i feel like her laughing along and seemingly finding it funny was more a trauma response and laughing away the pain/discomfort bc she's been stuck w that shitbag for a decade and is used to it 😕

[@hayashidraws]

That’s most likely what it is. As a commenter on her tiktok video said “We accept the love we think we deserve.”

[@ajoke9785]

you can tell he “jokes” like that A LOT by the fact that she even mentioned her own bad cooking in her vows like that’s what makes her a worthy wife

[@rubykgarrett]

@@hayashidraws it's sad :( hope she sees it one day and values herself higher in the future.

[@rubykgarrett]

@@ajoke9785 right like he's sick. he's just a gross man in a too small suit that doesn't deserve the unconditional love she's giving him

[@idontwantahandlethough]

@@ajoke9785 that's what I noticed too. Half of her own vows were really self-deprecating. I know a little bit of that is normal in vows (and kinda funny if done right), but this was more than that. The way she talks sounds exactly like a friend of mine did when she felt trapped in a shitty relationship :/ Hopefully I'm reading too much into it, but I don't think I am. Guys like that are a dime a dozen in a lot of places 🤷‍♂

[@be.A.b]

When someone has main character syndrome, but they were actually cast as “tavern buffoon #4”

[@soconfused3616]

lmaoooo 😭😭

[@CorvaxCathedral]

You win

[@kennedypaige333]

Her vows straight up bringing me to tears and now I'm scared to see what comes next....will update in the comments once his is over

[@bxd1632]

Update

[@Coriline1]

Update

[@Cory_Springer]

Update?

[@kennedypaige333]

Update: this man is utterly disgusting and she deserves someone who loves and appreciates her efforts, I hope someday she'll find self worth to leave this pig of a man :)

[@amanim1400]

they’re dead

[@caitlinweiss8801]

I could see this guy giving his "speech" alone to his wife on their honeymoon as a comedic bit, as long as his wife knew he was joking around and they were both laughing and having fun about it. But this man is serious and saying this in front of both of their families with ZERO regard for how this would make his wife feel. I feel so bad for the wife, I would've had a full mental break down. Edit: I also want to say how beautiful the wife is, outside and inside. She cares a lot and is stunning.

[@GROUNDHOGCULT]

I heard somewhere about those people's wedding vows and I heard that their children were there😦

[@rubykgarrett]

and it's 2 DAUGHTERS 😕 hope they grow up with a feeling of self-worth and that they're not objects bc with a man like HIM as their dad i'm worried for them.

[@SisterKnight]

Wtf?!I'm disgusted.

[@hondaaccord1399]

​@@GROUNDHOGCULT Was it not two daughters or something?

[@rubykgarrett]

@@GROUNDHOGCULT ? no kurtis played a vid of her vows where she said they have 2 daughters together and i was saying i'm concerned for them

[@bellhop_phantom]

This is literally talked about in the podcast?

[@bethanyq913]

dude I would start crying if those were my husbands’ vows. What the hell. I feel so bad for her considering this is what he thinks is acceptable to say at their WEDDING, in front of the whole family.. I can’t imagine what he says to her in private

[@izzyplaysgamez]

It's clearly an inside joke....

[@meowmekwemnwoew]

im watching this with my pet turtle leaf hes my little son and he loves you

[@ArchaicAbsol]

amazing

[@nephthysz]

Tell leaf that I love him

[@claireeckhardt4472]

stop that’s so cute

[@beepboopbop1566]

tell leaf I said hi 🐢🫶

[@echoblue5423]

Please tell Leaf he is the best turtle 🐢

[@taytayslayslayslay]

“you can be funny without being fucking gross” tell that to every straight teenage boy ever

[@HobieInTheBox]

I hope she comes to her senses soon bc 10+ years of this mistreatment will damage you a ton

[@highfae]

she has to smile and laugh it off, because she chose this man, y’know? people will put themselves through so much to not have to admit they were wrong or made a poor decision. there was such a difference in the vows not just in the obvious ways, but in hers she put herself down and thanked him for even being with her, and in his he was like “since you’re so good at making decisions: like marrying me”, you can tell the dynamic between them is totally imbalanced. btw *Alayna jo* dropping bombs on insta with “Do you think he would interact with Margot Robbie in the same way?” ‘Nuff said!

[@danawrites5960]

I also thought that. That sometimes people feel more shame because they let other walk over them, and they choose to stay, while everyone laughed or critiqued the choice. So now she wants to say "No, I was right, he loves me and we are happy" bc otherwise she let the whole world see her being humiliated.

[@SuperNicktendo]

I make jokes with my wife. But our vows were sacred because we were committing to ourselves in front of our friends and family.

[@Shield954]

A lot of women put up with disrespect and are too afraid to speak up for themselves. I would make sure your wife is okay with those jokes and ask her how those jokes make her feel. It's possible she may be suppressing her hurt and discomfort.

[@SuperNicktendo]

@@Shield954 good call. We've been together for 14 years and she's been really good about what crosses the line. Nothing is at her expense. I didn't intend the comment to suggest that they're the same jokes in the video.

[@alannahd.7417]

So not only are the vows like THAT but he sounds so bored 😭 man doesn’t not want to be there

[@gamagoori]

sometimes ppl in long term relationships stagnate at the age they were when they got into the relationship. looks like this dude got stuck at like 19yo and this woman is perfectly fine enabling his immaturity

[@KuJayCools]

as an 18 year old, no this boy is at most 16

[@punkercd]

as a 16 year old, no, this man is 14 at most.. ☠️

[@emimew]

He’s 13

[@IsabellaS967]

The comments 💀😹

[@yolandastargaze4565]

Damn that’s actually really interesting. Where did you hear that from?

[@vitoriamoni7792]

Her getting a brand deal for a vibrator is honestly very girlboss

[@tripsplat]

Unsolicited haircare advice: It may be worthwhile to look into whether you actually have dandruff, or just a dry scalp. Dandruff is a fungus that makes your scalp flaky, and the shampoos and hair products for treating it dry your scalp out as a consequence of killing the fungus. If your scalp is just flaking because its dry, dandruff treatments only make the problem worse because they're making your scalp even drier, and thus, flakier. The ouroboros of trying to treat a dry scalp with drying dandruff shampoo is what keeps Head&Shoulders in business. I have a scalp that loves being dry and flaky, and hair products geared towards moisturizing and hydrating my hair and scalp are what help me. I am not a dermatologist or haircare expert, but if you have the means to consult with either of those, it may help.

[@Mama_Bear524]

What products are moisturizing for the scalp?

[@murrenkelly3866]

Quick audio note: the tik toks are always way quieter than the podcast audio which is difficult to adjust to because I listen while working out. Would love for a bit more audio balancing if possible. Appreciate the uploads!

[@kateendrews46]

I second this

[@melanieschwarz2181]

Yes please!! I had to turn on captions just hear the tik toks!

[@kbucket]

the fact that her vows were about how she wasn't worthy enough for him (i.e. "I know I'm no model") and then his vows were all about how she can please him (and ugh the margot robbie line)... Genuinely broke my heart for her. I hope we're all wrong and he is actually a really wonderful partner, for her and their daughters sake.

[@miamaria7397]

if my partner mentioned wanting someone else on our wedding i would simply leave

[@sanriolvr137]

i used to be in a relationship such as hers ofc we didn’t get married but he made everything and when i mean EVERYTHING sexual he did. he would get upset with me and even threatened to leave me when i refused to send him nudes or anything. and made me feel like without him i’d be nothing and i thank God i never did anything with this man sexually so he got fed enough to leave me. i’m with a man now that respects me and loves me and treats me like a queen and healed me from that relationship, and i’m thankful for him. i truly feel bad for this woman that she doesn’t see anything wrong with the vows he didn’t even say 1 loving non sexual thing at all lol hope she realizes how wrong it was and has a conversation with him or something. i highly doubt the relationship is as good as she makes it out to be. he clearly doesn’t view her as nothing more than an object and “ball drainer” so fucking humiliating especially in front of your family and friends??? absolutely crazy

[@danbih6238]

those vows have the same vibe as shoving cake in your partners face at the wedding

[@guardianofnon-sense7515]

My jaw dropped when he said he‘s getting a comedy special. V excited. Congrats Kurtis!!!! 🎉

[@shineonsunfish]

It’s giving “my girlfriend is making me get married.” Like he didn’t want to be there and agreed to do it because she wanted to and he was cool with the gifts. My jaw was on the floor (and I’ve heard some pretty weird vows as a low budget wedding photog)

[@nicholmad15]

So kind of you to relive your own wedding with us Kurtis!

[@rubykgarrett]

NAURRRRRRRRR

[@nieslychane]

I really hope she watches this episode and reads the comments section because everyone is being so supportive of her and she needs a confidence boost to start loving herself more, get the girls and get tf out of this relationship

[@0x1luviesong]

i’m just mortified ??? like this man really sat and wrote THAT his not coming with that out of the blue or something, he really had like days(?), weeks(?) to thinking about what he want to say to his spouse on their wedding day and what he wrote was THAT

[@sterlinghornack7592]

I have no words. I'm getting married later this year and I could not FATHOM speaking to my partner like this.

[@carolinescmprn9196]

Who’s gonna tell her? The fact that she had to do a TikTok telling people that “it was funny” and making excuses for his behavior shows a lot of their dynamic as a couple. She’s the one who takes accountability when he goes off the rails. He’s a man child who hasn’t matured at all, and its going to keep it that way.

[@Sandy-eb5ey]

It wasn't funny. At all. And deep down, she knows it. She will find out 10, 20 years from now, when he used her up and left her for another woman. As IF someone looking like Margot Robbie will look twice at a loser f@t sack of p!ss like him,anyway.

[@christinag4968]

What a bad way to begin a marriage lol

[@teajart]

25:11 I love seeing the little jokes you make to yourself on your outline of the episode it’s so genuine

[@hinataXkibaforeva102]

The whole time she was defending him, I just kept thinking “where the hell is he?”

[@eileenmaclean3819]

If someone ever says that garbage to me during our wedding vows, then it's not going to be our wedding day anymore and will become the day we get divorced.

[@elenabloksberg212]

I've been in a toxic relationship, for less than a year, but I'm still reminded of it so strongly here. When he said something I disagreed with, I would bring it up to him and he'd act so hurt and like it was the end of the world, so I ended up defending him to everyone when he wasn't even there, even though I disagreed too. Felt so icky at the time, and still does over a year later.

[@lilpoppo]

To me this just shows how some men think they can never let their guard down and be vulnerable, like even at their own freaking wedding. Like its okay to be genuine, show some emotion, even cry a little, ITS YOUR WEDDING i dont think anyone would judge him for it. But instead he chooses to be "funny"...its just sad to me

[@jill5532]

how does this man expect me to focus on the podcast without the movie???

[@quality17]

And no family guy funniest moments and subway surfers gameplay 🤬🤬🤬🤬/j

[@mead0ws0vergrown]

the way she said “i know im not a model” and then he follows it up with your my #1 until i meet margot robbie is so ridiculous

[@hatsunemikey]

they are raising children together and he speaks about her in that way?? on their WEDDING DAY? in front of family and everything. hes disgusting and i feel terrible for her, really hoping she realizes whats wrong with it one day. she deserves better.

[@undercover_idiot]

29:17 "You're my wHOLE world...minus the world" That sent me lmao

[@gabrielem1395]

My new year resolution is to finish every Very Really Good episode Kurtis has done. I have about 90 episodes left to listen

[@Shoobadawoop]

I saw only her part of the vows going around and was like “why is everyone so mad about this she seems a little insecure but super sweet??” But now that i’m hearing the guy’s vows… WOW 😬🤢

[@mc10333]

This is so sad. And the fact that she's the one out there defending him. I don't mind her getting the brand deal because at least she got something out of this. And just because they've "been together for 10 years" and "he's aways been like this" does not make it ok!

[@DarkDase_]

i’m 100% imagining their small daughters in the front row being forced to listen to all this

[@SLYCoopaEatsChicken]

that poor woman, she deserves so much better than to be objectified like that on her wedding day :(

[@timenotime]

he literally only views her as a service to himself.

[@astrowolvez]

Yep!

[@shadowweegee1]

His mom’s funeral starts with “My mom had two jobs…”

[@elenabloksberg212]

"...to keep my wallet, and my belly, full. I dont know what she did for her "real" job" (using air quotes) "but she must have been better at that than at cooking, we should have gotten her some lessons. Today we are all here to remember...her awful burnt omelettes, underdone cakes, dry scones, and sour lemonade. I hope she gets some cooking lessons in heaven...or hell haha, and I hope that her ghost can go back to looking the way she did at 20, because she ain't gonna get any ghost slammin' looking the way she did after kids."

[@shadowweegee1]

@@elenabloksberg212 I was just gonna go down the incest route but that works too

[@2bdaqueen268]

@@shadowweegee1 either way both probably won’t be that far off lol