The Meggings Master

[@annboba]

i rmr when kurtis talked about meggings before and said "men dont have legs, they have megs thats why they wear meggings" and i still think thats so funny

[@Devilish.Kitten]

Wait I think I remember that, do yk what video it’s from??

[@annboba]

@@Devilish.Kitten might be in the pointlessly gendered video on his main channel ("the bizarre world of pointlessly gendered products") but if not, i rly dont rmr. its like a faint memory

[@Devilish.Kitten]

@@annbobayep, js checked and it is! Thanks

[@screameureka7029]

​@@Devilish.Kittenit is the pointlessly gendered video!

[@erikaj4655]

@ville__shut up buddy

[@Devilish.Kitten]

“We love you Kurtis” we all say in unison

[@visevice]

We love you Kurtis 🙏🏻

[@jellyfish34]

We love you Kurtis

[@theezemanii]

We love you Kurtis 🙏

[@zukimii]

We love you Kurtis

[@jbone877]

We love you Kurtis

[@jeremysmith4620]

The male jeggings don't go hard. There is no room for anything to go hard in those.

[@ghoultooth]

I love this comment

[@cansuakgul3638]

how can this not have more likes ,this s the best one

[@alexxxx2190]

"the knees are ribbed for his pleasure" LMFAOOO

[@jinx_76]

i think we dont appreciate it enough how impressive it is that jenna made the yellow walls work, and really well too

[@froggy5748]

misread jenna as jerma and i was so fucking confused on what he had to do with kurtis conner’s yellow walls

[@ghoultooth]

@@froggy5748He lives in them

[@kei.13]

​@@ghoultoothThey were white before Jerma started living in them

[@philly6074]

@ville__ shush

[@82licious]

Frye fan spotted ‼️

[@corruptedsociety_]

“Meggings” we all say in unison

[@Idgaf123]

Meggings

[@morningboy_]

Meggings

[@Devilish.Kitten]

Meggings

[@katrinawilkinson3784]

Meggings

[@cinnamuaroll]

no we don't

[@jlo9993]

meggings man looks like a randomly generated sim

[@freya78746]

HELPPP

[@kacheekyy]

the shiny meggings with the suit jacket is surely something else.

[@kacheekyy]

weird ass comment to make@ville__

[@ængel.genesis777]

​@ville__ No, you don't 🥰

[@gray.2081]

He looked like a supervillain

[@winterblessed.]

23:43 i was screaming at the screen "THEY'RE CALLED GALAXY PRINT LEGGINGS"

[@PuppyBIood]

Me too 😭 i couldn't even see the screen right then n ik what they were called

[@KamMads]

Meggings**

[@Scrugglebus]

That impersonation of that fucking “BEAUTIFUL THINGS” scream song was spot on, Kurtis

[@ashten-orion]

i had to watch it 3 times i haven’t laughed that hard in a WHILE

[@PuppyBIood]

Literally lol i was laughing my butt off in the shower like a psycho 🤣

[@ObiWanStromb0li]

"Appleton- the city that sleeps"

[@HotGlueeelouie]

“kurtis should wear meggings” we all say in unison

[@Idgaf123]

Kurtis should wear meggings

[@Devilish.Kitten]

Kurtis should wear meggings

[@Bonesgrrr-bm8gy]

kurtis should wear meggings

[@ghoultooth]

Kurtis should wear meggings

[@kei.13]

Meggings should wear Kurtis

[@unticinesetrans]

Cass was so sweet, I'm so glad to hear that everyone at least had a fun time

[@ayo32]

i loved the part where you kept those 43 hamsters in the basement and taught them to sing “wrecking ball” by miley cyrus

[@cydhansen1092]

Why Kapow isn't using the tagline "You'll be mogging in these meggings" is beyond me

[@certifiedmental1]

I love this podcast because what other podcast do they said "fucking" every other sentence and then break into song

[@Millamanke]

I love that he just uses the word "fucking" as a replacement for "uhm" when he's trying to finish a sentence like. "And they were fucking... hanging out". As a non native English speaker, I think it's a fascinating use of the word

[@certifiedmental1]

@@Millamanke exactly

[@ghoultooth]

⁠@@MillamankeI mean, it’s superior to “uhm” so I’m not complaining. There’s something so funny about just wedging “fucking” anywhere and everywhere

[@firenzeval]

@ville__ spongebob spongebob patrick patrick sandy sandy sandy mr krabs mr krabs mr krabs squidward squidward

[@blehhism]

@ville__ok

[@Starsongzz]

9:12 you need the Barbie movie “Balls” reference on your keyboard as a sound effect, idk if it’s possible but you’re a mayor, so you can figure it out

[@leo-with-maple-syrup]

he does!! je just can't EVER find the buttons you can hear it in the old intro though

[@dormant5023]

anything is possible when you're the mayor

[@andrite7060]

I love you Kurtis please don’t die

[@earthtoeden8977]

Legends never die 🗣️🔥‼️🥶😤

[@RigB0n3]

@ville__the way ive seen this same dude on like 10 youtubers i sub too, WE ARE NOT SUBBING ⁉️

[@kieran4152]

@ville__brother no you do not

[@Xxsoda_drinker_pro_fanxX]

@@RigB0n3 he’s a bot… A really annoying one at that.

[@RigB0n3]

@@Xxsoda_drinker_pro_fanxX idk why i didnt think that 😭 i truly thought somehow he was just on the same people i watch

[@Kiwitime72]

“I GET FARTED ON SOMETIMES👹”

[@erikaj4655]

i love reading this without context because i just started the video

[@sisenbach]

when you said “It’s your jeans..- ITS GENETIC.” i was so impressed. applause much deserved. i see why you do stand up i loved seeing you live in 2021

[@sisenbach]

Around the dick and ba- the *groin* killed me too

[@leo-with-maple-syrup]

you sound like you tipped a fedora saying that

[@sisenbach]

@@leo-with-maple-syrup HAHA so true. i’m a Zilennial i still have buzzfeed tendencies sometimes sorry

[@joshua_the_guy]

i got a genetic test but all my jeans were shorts !!!

[@soopspoon]

Kurtis mimicking that one TikTok song is so fucking funny to me

[@alanamadeleine2592]

yessss

[@ephemereals]

the interview w cassidy was great!! i hope we get a chance to see an alpha-professor-step-bro interview 😭

[@yeeyeeyeeyee4876]

“Irreparable ball tension “ is a good name for a band

[@ashkemena]

meggings are what sci-fi authors in the 60s thought we would be wearing. devastated to know they were right

[@azeezathusein1346]

Kurtis with the flint Lockwood jeans

[@ghoultooth]

Spray-on pants!

[@discombobulationed]

i guess you could say that this episode, was indeed... very really good.

[@mythcat1273]

Genuinely really funny that they talk about how they shouldn't be judged by what they wear and then refuse to just say leggings instead of meggings or men's leggings

[@Bonesgrrr-bm8gy]

bring back the goat story organ sound for the topic changes 🙏

[@kaileyaf9822]

watched this after an edible and the balls bit might have been the funniest thing ive ever witnessed

[@reesewoodhead]

genuinely watched this when stoned and was laughing my ass off the whole time

[@HotStrange]

Lmao same it’s hilarious.

[@tripleaaabattery]

i watched this at work and my manager walked behind me when he started talking about his balls.

[@MilesToGoGo]

Oh man imagine being Kurtis’s assistant he’s probably like the nicest boss ever. That girl got a dream job

[@ellabiddy4741]

On the topic of skinny jeans causing infertility, there actually is a fabric that if worn as fitting underwear, kinda like the underwear commercials where it creates a sack for your balls, decimates sperm count. It returns to normal after not wearing them for a while, but wearing this specific fabric as underwear (I think it’s a special kind of polyester but I don’t remember) is a temporary birth control for men

[@jjc1205]

so excited to see those bright yellow walls again💪

[@cinnamuaroll]

lmao

[@cinnamuaroll]

@ville__ dude! chill out! dont comment on every fucking comment!!!! i dont care that your brain is different. its probably a lie, anyway.

[@leo-with-maple-syrup]

​@ville__wow funny how you say aspergers though /s it's incredibly harmful for people on the autism spectrum /srs and also: why would you call your content better than yellow walls?! /srs

[@leahmontesinos6303]

9:06 the fact you didn’t use your “balls” sound effect is irreparable

[@sydneykochan2388]

if it weren't for kurtis i would have never learned that a boy cow is a mow 17:14

[@Elvarizz]

and a woman cow is a wow 🤞

[@jwilsss]

“I get farted on sometimes 👹” literally my new favourite podcast, don’t ever stop

[@kailabartlett5958]

wisconsin loves you kurtis. as someone who lives by appleton, YES we all go to bed at 3 pm

[@loompy1440]

I used to wear Walmart women’s black jeggings that I would cut off. I would get a larger size and they were still kinda tight, but not junk destroying. Prob the highest level of stretchy I ever found. I still think the worst tight pants era was before they even started making men’s skinny jeans and we had to briefly wear our sisters/ moms horrible flared LEI jeans with like bedazzled pockets to be kewl early 2000’s pauxnk rauck with 3 studded belts

[@hollyken3]

The fact that they came up with the concept at burning man absolutely killed me 😂

[@SR-ec9cs]

I’ve been megging for someone to talk about beggings for ages

[@unkno.-wn]

“We very much enjoyed these meggings, mr mayor” we all say in unison

[@oogiboogihere]

I thought that was Jarvis in the thumbnail

[@lyricsmind]

Me too😅

[@jorjip6192]

LMFAO i did too

[@HotStrange]

I thought it was the TikTok guy that awkward tries candy in grocery stores for a fake KZbin channel and then dances lol

[@Mwha_dubs]

When was the last time you gave us an extra greeting on the main channel? feeling neglected as a proud citizen of Kurtis Town

[@ghoultooth]

He stopped doing them a while ago :( I don’t remember if he gave a reason

[@bojackkills5527]

@@ghoultoothI think just cause it was so much to say lmao

[@whereamihelpme]

Yeah he said he felt weirdly obligated to do it and didnt want to anymore

[@manymustangs4755]

Kurtis you have thee best personality I swear

[@GladiatorKitten]

17:17 who’s gonna tell him that all cows are girls 😭

[@donywahlberg]

My wife organically got one your TikToks on her feed this week and she thought it was hilarious. Trying to create another fan over here, subtly, you can't force it.

[@wizard_kun]

The guy is here doing things! My favourite! 🤠

[@wizard_kun]

@ville__ Well I was gonna give you a sub because I also have autism but then I saw your profile picture and had a sudden change of heart! I do not like that! Goodbye!

[@Xxsoda_drinker_pro_fanxX]

@@wizard_kun more background on this guy: He used to post extremely offensive stuff in the replies section and has like 10 channels so it’s hard to get rid of him, he probably made a bot of some sort to post on every “popular” comment on commentary channels stuff… he used to put normal “bot” replies that are basically “don’t translate” and then it’s some utterly vile piece of text in a different language so the auto moderation doesn’t catch it. And omg the n4z1 stuff in his profile too?! Urk…

[@wizard_kun]

@@Xxsoda_drinker_pro_fanxX Ah, I see. Thank you for the context lol, I usually don't comment on stuff so I wasn't aware 😅

[@Xxsoda_drinker_pro_fanxX]

@@wizard_kun yeah I usually look at replies and kept seeing that guy, I’m glad to inform people of these bots.

[@leahgarnett5989]

Diabetes mentioned 💪‼️🦅

[@mads2497]

perfect timing im having lunch while watching this ... very really good podcast kurtis👍🏼

[@isobel1762]

appleton, wi is one of the closest “big cities” to where i go to college so its so funny hearing you emphasize how small the airport is. the airport in my college town has 1 gate and it only exists because the faa forces united to fly there

[@murrenkelly3866]

My brother got Jean PJ pants for Christmas one year. The softest coziest loose pj pants but with a printed denim jean pattern.

[@luunor]

these tha baggiest jeans in atlanta 💀

[@eq4742]

“Beatboxing puppy” we all say in unison

[@eggtime72]

me currently under my denim comforter…

[@Man-ej6uv]

a jomforter would bring me no comfort

[@Andrew.is.making.something]

The meggings look like my designs when i dont want to finish them

[@kiaravipond]

"We love you Meggings" we all say in unison

[@cristy123]

I'm Cassidy's biggest fan forever!!!!!! :)

[@sandieterracciano4352]

Same!

[@laurajaynenolan2149]

1:02 I don’t know why it was a jump scare that he’s wearing shoes and not slippers 😂

[@julieneff9408]

Appleton WI is weird, and not in an Austin TX or Portland OR or Athens GA sort of way. But I'm glad you had good shows there. I was kind of worried about the vibe the audience would bring. Source: Am from Wisconsin, have been to Appleton hundreds of times over my lifetime.

[@emmabourgeois1469]

i really enjoyed the ball monologue. i felt like a ten year old boy

[@fuzzzypurrr]

The amount of times that I laughed out loud during the meggings part oh my god

[@graciegugin8816]

I need updates after these advice segments because I need to know if the twins find out who cracked their head open

[@Kiwitime72]

Never this early to the pod!!!

[@promithiumsage3897]

i live in Wisconsin, i have been to Appleton at least 5 times in my life. I DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAD AN AIRPORT!

[@leadpencil-223]

I celebrated your joke Kurtis

[@hauntedsoup67]

can confirm as someone from the appleton area, we are legally not allowed to eat after 3pm

[@sirdank2216]

my favorite part of vrg is when he

[@ghoultooth]

Fr I love when he

[@sirdank2216]

@@ghoultooth on god and then also whenever he

[@oasisouterspace]

20:52 I thought Kurtis would make this joke- “I do? Well actually more like I DON’T.”

[@bbqq013]

Yesterday I was watching this while cooking and my dad walked by and commented that I was cutting onions while watching some guy w a mullet LMAO 😭😭😭

[@lexi_pexi]

This podcast is ideal to watch while being stoned. Im literally out of breath from laughing

[@Cressyn]

We love you Kurtis

[@NatalieRose-u5t]

I'm going to require everyone who attends my funeral wear meggings.

[@cansuakgul3638]

this is my fav episode of VRG its so random and fun

[@earthtoeden8977]

Literally just finished watching he last episode and I saw u posted and said YIPPEE

[@leo-with-maple-syrup]

wooow you literally said "YIPPEE"?! /hj

[@earthtoeden8977]

@@leo-with-maple-syrup yea out loud 😭

[@sunraysmith]

Listening to my favorite podcast as I work out

[@Riz30117]

LmAoOoOoO!🤣 DUDE! The "meggings master" segment just made this my favorite podcast of all time!!! 💀

[@CicadaXiii]

The fact you think that the balls and hot dog can’t just live free in the Meggings leads me to believe you have never heard of David Bowie

[@raeseph]

kurtis!!! please do a pootube segment about the watcher channel drama !!!(you’ll get to say ‘watcher? i hardly know her’)

[@Veryy_Victoriaa]

Appleton sounds lit…as in everything is done during broad daylight, including going back to bed.

[@IanLang01]

That classy new intro though!

[@CocoThatsAlsoHot]

This interview is fire

[@buhgioolppppo]

there’s always a secret third option for all of the people in the advice section, could always just show them this video nonchalantly

[@thebrideofghostface]

wanted to let you know that the 'its all in the jeans' comment is the hardest ive laughed in a long time

[@xoxomiha]

i'm a week late but i'm here to vote yes to kurtis buying meggings as well as being the alpha vampire werewolf in the next short tv installment

[@statusk.w.o.-topic8610]

17:40 me screaming “mampons!”

[@alanamadeleine2592]

no not the imitation of that tiktok song was so funny, especially with the songwriter looking like short hair kurtis

[@Zali-cg2bv]

he looks quite dapper in those meggings with a suit top. Devilishly handsome, i must say!

[@bellarose1628]

The type 1 question is so valid, I was diagnosed at 15 and am now 20, I think it’s just something we’ll have to deal with unfortunately. 😭

[@clempunto4349]

I was WAITING for that one as soon as I saw the kapow meggins on tiktok

[@stickbug9285]

We love you Kurt boy

[@leinyvasquez1217]

Finally we’re talking about meggings!!!

[@madeleinecarroll7119]

Has anyone clipped him singing for TikTok yet

[@pastriespoetryandpetrichor]

A BOY COW’S A MOW. Every bull is sobbing right now

[@chicken5038]

The guy in the video is exactly what I would imagine for someone who owns Meggings.

[@cobalt.studios]

My cinematography professor is doing a series for real short this week and it’s being shot on two FX6 cameras

[@SophiaBraun-ee9bt]

as an appleton resident i can confirm we do indeed go to bed at 4 pm. thank you for your service and im so sad i couldnt go bc im not 18 :(

[@evieiscool5641]

I Love Kapow Meggings!!

[@kristinpatton1018]

Im almost positive ive seen almost all of those meggings designs scrolling thru apps like Shein, Wish, etc.

[@prismo1428]

Easy solution to the twins who both think they were the one who cracked their head while swinging as a kid: head butt competition. Winner is the one who did not crack their head cause they have a more powerful head. 💥🗿Simple logic

[@toyosibee.mp3]

i fucking love the opening animation!!!!!!!!!!!