Morning People Are The Worst. Brian Moote

[@blackletter2591]

My whole family are late sleepers, even as kids on Christmas morning, which shows true dedication. If you see me out walking very early on a summer's morning, it means I haven't been to bed yet.

[@SarahLizDoan]

dragonize1952 LOL I told my friends once that if I’m up at 4am, 5am, 6am it’s only for travel, a life/death emergency, or (most likely) I haven’t been to bed yet!!! Truth!

[@okaygee4132]

Relatable

[@kshelly17]

dragonize1952 8

[@veronica-]

Same

[@tiffanys2952]

😂

[@zglrd8938]

When i had asthma attacks at night i would go to my parents room and stare at them wheezing and breathing heavily, that would scare the hell out of them.

[@suek7086]

lindro me too.

[@Lavenderrose73]

I'm sorry that asthma was a problem for you. My sisters had asthma, and I remember like it was yesterday Charlotte's first asthma attack when she wasn't even a year yet and I was so scared. I'm sure that scared your parents, but at least you weren't doing it maliciously.

[@zglrd8938]

Lavenderrose73 thank you so much. Your comment is so precious! i hope your sisters never get an attack again as it is not a pleasant feeling, wish the best to all of you

[@Lavenderrose73]

@@zglrd8938 Thank you, it's been years since I've heard of any serious asthma issues. Both of them wives/mothers, I'm sure that they have it well managed well now, or at least I haven't been informed otherwise. 😊

[@myelbowisitchy3386]

lindro Still now I’m afraid to wake up my parents I just stare at them I’m 13.

[@Mowuniverse]

I've seen a jogger at 5am on my way to work and it hurt my soul

[@Mowuniverse]

@Agent J I'm not sure if you mad at me or the jogger

[@Mowuniverse]

@Agent J not trying to be mean or anything but going to sleep before the sun sets and waking up at 3 a.m. doesn't seem like a happy person.

[@msthang5366]

Mind Of Will I do not get it!!! I swear!! You wake up early to run?

[@Mowuniverse]

@@msthang5366 I work early at 5

[@Mowuniverse]

@Agent J taking a joke to seriously take a chill pill with a shot of vodka

[@carliciapowell4023]

I was that kid just staring at my parents in the middle of the night. But I had good reason 😅 I would have bad dreams but didn't want to wake them up so I would just stare till they woke up on their own 😂

[@Dori1703]

LOL me too 😁Always scared them to death 😉

[@ratherbenapping10]

creepy

[@Dirtbag-Hyena]

@@ratherbenapping10 Honestly,theres no words for how it feels before you wake up & after😱

[@k.h.307]

🤣😂 So many kids do this lol

[@lynn.d1015]

Carlicia Powell I would have put a lock on the outside of your door

[@SarahLizDoan]

“Your own little panic room. I’m not a BAD grown up. I didn’t LEAVE the house. I’m inside a smaller house...I’m here, I don’t need to answer anymore questions. I’m done with you.” ROTFLMAO! 😂😂😂

[@kinsmed]

Very few punchlines, but the best relational comedy I've ever seen.

[@TheMichaelMidKnight]

Agreed. Timing's a little off but that just comes with running the material 1000 times till its prestine. I'd like to see this guy's set in a few years - Chris Titus and a Todd Barry vibe combined.

[@sugarnads]

Didnt laugh once. Barely original material.

[@logandonnelly4071]

I thought this was super average. But I think it was quite "American comedy". A lot of Americans have fantastic stand up, but some seems to just cater to American audiences and this feels like one of them.

[@deeb8733]

@@logandonnelly4071 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@Kcnaylor27]

I used to be a morning person. My whole life. Until I had kids. Now my bathroom is my safe haven where I go to appreciate my own parents.

[@MsVakong]

😄

[@ollynolly4592]

😂😂😂😂😣😣 I am not a morning person, I've never been one. I was the child that would sleep until 12 everyday if nobody woke me up. Then I got a little sister and I was happy since I was the only girl in my family but the more my sister grew up the freakier she got. There is 8 years between us and this was when she was around the age of 5 or 6. We slept in the same room and on school nights she would wake up before the alarm and play by the bedside lamp... while completely undressed. Occasionally she would just stand by my bed and stare at me as I slept or she would climb onto my bed and step me until I either woke up or fell because there was no more place to move. She wrote my name on one of her dolls, plucked it's hair and ripped the head off. Worst is she loved saying my name. I could be sleeping and just hear her whispering my name as she stood watching me, I would go bath and she would knock on the door and scream my name like she was being murdered. I was honestly afraid of my sister for a good 2 years of my life.

[@priscillaayine9614]

Omg! You had a nightmare as a sister. Lol

[@Lavenderrose73]

...and your parents did absolutely nothing about it??? As a person who deals with anxiety, I don't know how you dealt with that!

[@ollynolly4592]

@@Lavenderrose73 there was only so much that they could do. At the time my father was in another country and my mom had to work a lot to support me the family so I had to partly raise my siblings. So my mom would scold my sister amd for sometime it would stop but not for long. But once my sister started going to school and made friends she simply left me alone

[@Dirtbag-Hyena]

@@ollynolly4592 *RED RUM,RED RUM,RED RUM* 🙋‍♀️👿 😂🤣

[@Dirtbag-Hyena]

@@ollynolly4592 I caught my brother sleep walking/eating/cleaning,I thought that was freaky,but you my friend....You take the 🍰 On weirdness.

[@raymondmcgee4491]

Man, he figured out the bathroom trick before having his own kids. Ahead of the game

[@tiffanychristinesmith3939]

My Boss does that at work! Trying to escape from us teenagers. And Here we all thought he had constipation problems !

[@TheSnowReport28]

Raymond McGee the pantry is where it’s at- snacks.

[@dianaquesada1951]

I hated having the little eyes peeping under the door😂i used to a towel down ...and nephew would pull it out from under the door-he was only 3 hahaha

[@AmbiCahira]

I am a night owl that taught myself early mornings. No matter how much you sleep your battery will start out low so if you wake up in plenty time before you have to get up and adult you can wake up slowly and take time to recharge. The human body was meant to wake up gradually from gradual daylight so you feel way better when you do that. An hour in the morning of not adulting makes adulting much easier. You are very likely dehydrated in the morning too and that can cause headaches so try to drink some water before you have your coffee. It takes a while to get the body used to a routine but life is definitely easier if you give yourself a zombie morning in peace that doesn't take any thinking or feeling, just existing. Sleep will not make you less tired, getting the sleep hormones out of your body will.

[@RKyle-wx6rp]

Going to have to try this

[@AmbiCahira]

@@RKyle-wx6rp Oh yay!!! :D

[@gardengypsy3407]

Good advice : zombie morning time thanks

[@Squidzilla568]

this works Epic advice thanks for reminder lol

[@danr154]

Huh........never knew this.......thanks! Although I must admit part of my problem is outright defiance at the world trying to force me to be a morning person. I like being a night owl dangit.

[@blessedmomma3]

Not sure how I ended up here, but so glad I did!! Its so refreshing to have clean comedy that is so relevant. Thank you for the laughs!!

[@timearly5226]

My name is SUCH an oxymoron. Late to bed, late to rise, just late. Got me out of trouble for being late in the Navy a few times though.

[@okaygee4132]

Lol, "Early's late, again"

[@timearly5226]

@@okaygee4132 If I show up early, wouldn't that be redundant?

[@okaygee4132]

@@timearly5226 😆

[@Lavenderrose73]

Oh that's crazy. And late from time to time when you were in the Navy? Ohhh man, how in the world did you not catch a lot of heck for _that?_

[@freddurst3212]

T

[@TheToadChild]

I like to work with my office light off in the morning and then hiss at people when they try and talk to me.

[@TheCoffeehound]

Exactly! I'm also hunched over my coffee cup muttering about my precious!

[@lemonysnippet]

Love this dude! He just hits us with joke after joke. Loved his 1st video. What a great comedian! 😆

[@juls7582]

😂I had my 2 year old nephew staying with me. He wouldn’t sleep alone. So I let him sleep with me. I run hot at night and I need my space. Here’s your side of the bed. He was like a heat speaking missile. I would move a few inches away and IN HIS SLEEP he would move until he was pressed against my back. This process was repeated till I fell off my bed. I would go to my sofa and sleep. All the sudden I felt this hot air in my face. I would try to brush it off but it wouldn’t go away. I would open my eyes and there he was...inches away from my face, smiling. I’ve never slept the same again.

[@johnnyllooddte3415]

my wife dogs cats and kids did that to me for 50 years

[@juls7582]

M Detlef that’s his nickname 😂

[@bt7846]

@@johnnyllooddte3415 Oh dear!

[@cpwwjd69]

And thats why my niece has never slept over.

[@elizabethcreated9263]

Juls Lol!!!! Love this!!!! Hilarious.

[@lizardbrain1077]

I'm in marching band, my director is prolly 46-47, and my god. She wakes up at 3 or 4 (am) works out at her gym, and then comes to outdoor rehearsal from 8am to 5pm, yelling, directing and running around fixing our problems. She scares me.

[@mbyrd6713]

Lmbo, my 8 year old just said the kid should've unlocked the door with a penny 😂😂😂😂😂!

[@jenifurinwy2066]

No offense, but I NEVER WANT TO MEET YOUR 8yo. Sounds waaay too much like my older brother. Dude was scary genius when we were kids. Still is. shuddering. O.O

[@Feathertail2205]

The kid is behaving like what some cats do. Staring, hanging around outside the bathroom, sticking their paws through the bottom door crack, and looking through the crack 😂

[@Lavenderrose73]

*_My_* question is, what kind of creature (and from what planet) is raising that child??? Whenever _I_ woke up before grown-ups did, I just quietly played with my toys or went to the TV and looked for some cartoons to watch until someone was up to fix me breakfast.

[@yazajag]

Same here, that's what my brother and I did. Watch saturday morning cartoons... quietly in the living room or play quietly... in the living room or read or color... whats this nonsense now about creepy loud morning kids...??? (I know a few in present time but they aren't mine lol). 😅

[@Lavenderrose73]

Thank goodness for _that,_ but I feel sorry for their parents!

[@Pikafriends22]

Same

[@shuepsx652]

Same, and I used to fix my breakfast as well...

[@fayepatrice1672]

@@shuepsx652 I used to make my own breakfast as well but by choice. My mother got up before me every morning at 4am and 6am on the weekends.

[@clivebby4877]

I was never been a morning person, even as a child but I was tired 24/7... still am so... not much change

[@jelatinosa]

Me too. Found out I have thyroid disease.

[@jeandiehl5074]

I have been staying up late and I have found the time of day when I am most alert, think best, am happiest and most content is from 11pm-7am, provided I can sleep till 2 or 3. I also fall asleep faster.

[@HosCreates]

Have your sinuses and tonsils checked. Turned out I had a blood clot in my nose so I couldn't properly breathe and my tonsils were literally trying to kill me by blocking my airways while I slept cause in sleep apnea.

[@irimac1806]

Please get your Blood checked (especially iron and hormones like thyroid) I was always tired and nearly comatose as a child. If my doctor had tested my blood it would have gotten bettwr cause I would have gotten special iron supplements. It was still bad but that was because I bled with only 2 Weeks of Space btween 7 - 11 days of bleedibg like a freshly cut open cow. But without it, it would have been even more bad. Also watch for signs like mood swings or depressive phases, hairloss and how you bleed) they are all indicators for a thyroid underfunction.

[@jemmaj2919]

I dont even have kids, but this feels so relatable 😂😂😂😆

[@kellylyons1038]

Yeah why do kids do that? Stand there and stare at you with their "weird cereal breath" xD

[@dianem6951]

They are growing, and learning. Us adults, are a conundrum, a curious human. They’ve been human for such a short time.

[@MandiRahman1]

I love this guys comedy. I have 2 boys and he's so spot on.

[@kayesmith2518]

I hid in the bathroom and when they knocked on door and said "mom", in a deep voice I said "its dad, mom left" and the kids went running away.

[@20aliifrah]

5:40 greatest joke ever. Killed. Just watched the audience for their reaction. One guy nearly died. 😂

[@JosephDiveley]

I don't remember doing that to my Mom but I do it all the time to my kids. They look so cute and adorable when they are sleeping so I just like to look at them and soak up all that cuteness. Sometimes they will wake up and I will tell them not to worry because Daddy is just watching over you to keep you safe. They just smile and drift off back to sleep. It's different when its your kids vs someone else's kids. I love mine to death but other people's kids turn me into Mr. Wilson from Dennis the Menace LOL!

[@versatile0419]

I love how he's talking about kids being crazy and a bitrh control and pops right in the middle of it lol

[@love2sing20]

😂😂😂😂 the bathroom joke has me dying! Its so similar to the story of a mom of quadruplet girls who hid from her kids in her pantry. Their youtube page is called the Gardner Guad Quad...just makes this joke so much funnier!

[@marieespinal4465]

there's this older woman (maybe around late 60s) and every. single. morning. around 7 a.m while I'm going to school, shes walking up and down the hill. she does that for about an hour

[@irimac1806]

Kinda remind me of my Grandparents ( lived on the more countryside of Werne, Germany). They were used to waking up the sunlight so they were morning persons. Really miss them and their house. Big fence dor chickens, more space than they could use for their homegrown veggies and even more space they rented to the shepherds and farmers for letting the sheep or cows graze there.

[@MichaelSHartman]

Murder on the Orient Express explanation for multiple stabbings, He was a morning person.

[@Xentra7]

Brian is hilarious! No matter how many times I watch his videos, I cry myself laughing every time. One of the best of Dry Bar Comedy.

[@wonderwoman8970]

My neighbors’ kids wake up at 4am and like to jump on their beds and off their beds. We share a wall. I’ve never felt so angry at 4 am in my life. It goes on for hours. God help me.

[@brrjohnson8131]

Wonder Woman, my neighbors turned on the "surround sound bass" in their bedroom at 01:45 and watched a movie till after 3 am.

[@wonderwoman8970]

brr johnson it drives you crazy! I actually have never had so much animosity for a neighbor in my life.

[@brrjohnson8131]

Wonder Woman, this is the only my 2nd worst. If I described what the first one did you'd call me a liar. I kept a journal. She was mentally unstable, but really cute. It's strange how people react to that combo. I thought she might be possesed, njk, then realized how scary a sociopath can be. Unhinged & dangerous when left alone. Ironically all these problem children seem to be late 20s early 30's, narcissistic & partake in passive aggressive retaliation. They need to die.

[@brrjohnson8131]

Wait for karma to take them out.

[@Mary_O]

It will all end when you buy a house. I suffered for 10 years.

[@justingrant4860]

Single father of 3 girls .......I totally do the bathroom escape room 🤣🤣

[@irimac1806]

I wish you and yor fam all the best and that you'll find someone reliable to help you raise your kids. Not like a romantic partner but a person to look after them from time to time for 1 - 3 days so you can relax or get things done that you coulsn't because 3 girls are a hans full mad respect for that !

[@misfitbrit1989]

aww...I couldn't imagine 3 girls. I'd be crying nonstop.

[@Quisrock]

Justin Grant bathroom or car lol

[@jprevatt]

Our cats do this routine every morning 😹😹😹🌅

[@universallyawakened]

Hilarious! Hope to see him live. This is why I vacuum and clean house at hyper speed while listening to music from 10pm - midnight. Night person revenge!

[@gardengypsy3407]

Night person revenge !! I totally relate

[@HosCreates]

Hahaha!

[@Cutiejuliya]

universallyawakened same

[@becominghero9754]

I read this as "hope to see him live" as if he might not live for some reason and was like...what do you know??? I hope he lives too!

[@delfinagou2404]

i relate to this on a spiritual level

[@Heavenzvoice]

Loved his hand movement for the ponytail swinging then he says” I have an strategy account”. That is so true.

[@neghiethervil5606]

My five year old busted into my room at six o'clock in the morning crying bloody murder. When I could finally make out what he was saying, he was upset that I didn't charge his tablet and now he'll have to wait two hours to use it. FAIL!

[@TyrBarghest]

Your five year old has a tablet? When I was five my mum had me chasing rabbits for stew.

[@neghiethervil5606]

@@TyrBarghest 😏 He's also homeschooled and can do math at a fourth grade level. Different goals and skills I guess. None less important than the other.

[@MrBrokenSorrow]

This is excellent birth control.

[@neghiethervil5606]

@@anybrzla3149 lol! I had a simpler solution, one that wouldn't brand me a crazy child killer. Tablet time only between the hours of 1 and 3pm. It worked, but do you boo!

[@cayannap6752]

But don't we all do that...?

[@vianized5248]

30 morning people disliked this video

[@eweliyi]

I haven't been a morning person even as a kid :)

[@Mary_O]

I blame my mom because she let me go to afternoon kindergarten. That's where it all started.

[@gojosgirl6487]

Haha, that swinging ponytail maneuver

[@awho33]

Watch this video like every other day I can't get enough of it it's awesome

[@Galemor1]

I love how this went really dark, just by people enjoying a beautiful morning.. 😂

[@crimson3sky]

This guy needs fame. He’s way too funny.

[@eliudnjai]

Dem I thought I'm the only one who hides in the bathroom

[@raymondmcgee4491]

Nope, there are thousands of us.

[@staloralight4089]

i had to babysit one day and it was so weird I had to find out what a pixy sticks and where it commonly was in the kitchen............... *happy Goger goes by* BAM!!!!! that's what kept me going through the day

[@maxorbit357]

It was funny until the very end, then it was hysterical! LMFAO

[@JustMe-gh7ib]

When your child leans over your sleeping face, wakes up to tell you they're about to throw up. Been there. It wasn't pretty.

[@spaceninjasteve3356]

This is a good comic!

[@SKEC212]

Now this is comedy. Finally. Had to watch ten of these videos before someone made me laugh. Two thumbs up!

[@joanneweiss3864]

Hilarious!! OMG hiding in the bathroom......been there, done that.....no guilt 😂😂 😂👍

[@jessface777]

Oh wow..I never stared, I like shook them awake or said their name. But sometimes they wouldn't even wake up for awhile. lol..I didn't like having to wake them up, but whenever I came down with anything it was always in the middle of the night for some reason.

[@ThatsWhatSheSaid-420]

does he look like a Ted Cruz x Ben Shapiro mashup, or am I off it

[@teekotrain6845]

This is one of the better comics on dry bar👍👍👍

[@thebeasters]

God so true. I've given up making plans with morning people. The worst. Life is so much better now

[@DontAssume123]

My church, today in winter, decided that a 3 hour prayer journey should start at 8:30 in the morning.

[@hannahkalter5405]

To wake my dad up, my sister would pull open his eye. She was notorious for waking up our parents at 3am like that

[@stephanieunderwood8159]

I had 4 kids. I hid in the bathroom a lot. Always took a good book.

[@Imaginationdiva016]

My dad’s a morning person, wakes up at 4am every day even on the weekends. When school started, he made me wake up at 5am for the weekday and 7am on the weekends; if he’s feeling nice that day he’ll let me sleep till 8:30am (latest is 9am, no more) - little does he know, I once slept in till noon (after going to bed at 3am) when he and mom were on a business trip and I felt so rejuvenated. Still haven’t told this story to them yet, but it remains one of my biggest achievements lol

[@cloudysky7430]

I’m a morning person and my college professors aren’t fans. They tell me repeatedly to stop smiling because “it’s too early to be happy” I also don’t drink caffeine

[@HosCreates]

Weirdo

[@cloudysky7430]

Amanda H lol yeah I’m pretty weird😂

[@trinitylivingston1286]

I'm pretty hyper in the morning. The weird thing is that I can go to bed at 12-1 am or later and wake up between 5-8 am.

[@willcrago4463]

As a morning person with an etrade account, I feel attacked.

[@JaneDoe-ci3gj]

We're all a little bit jelous of you A-type personalities. I know I am!

[@Positivekitten]

I am CRYING!! I am so not a morning person, And also never had kids so I can so relate to this!!

[@harpazohope]

For a couple years now, I have laughed when I see morning joggers because of this video.:)

[@Respectations]

😂🤣🤣 u r gonna have to wear that chip! Im dying!

[@beckyyu3726]

You r HYSTERICAL!! glad comedy got you and we can laugh at the public school system. So glad!

[@sarahd1706]

Ya, how does anyone get out of bed without having to be somewhere

[@AmberAmbwee]

*Bbbbrrrriiiiaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn. Wwwhhhaaatttttttt aaarrreeeee yyyyoooouuuuu ddddooooiinnngggggg?* 😂😂😂😂😂

[@heathergalbraith5872]

Omg my kid has done that several times wake me up just starring at me in the dark. And everytime i start punching his dad to wake him up like get your kid! I can't I've seen to many scary movies!!

[@johnnyllooddte3415]

ahaha im 60 and my dad still hides in the bathroom from us when we visit ahaha

[@Love4life527]

Too funny. God bless him.

[@kiloton1920]

I can confirm this is true

[@fussel895]

Imagine if we all respected each other cycle, people working on morning and people working at night time... we would be all much more productive!

[@clairewillow6475]

Every single recommendation was depressing AF in my feed except this one 😂

[@wingwoodsmith]

He's absolutely hysterical.

[@SarahLizDoan]

When I was 6, I asked my dad what he was doing in the bathroom 🚽 one day and he said “I’m voting!” Now my mom and I say we’re going to vote! Lol!

[@trinitylivingston1286]

I'm both a night owl and morning person, lol. I've cracked the code.😂😂

[@Z1nny]

You sure have. 😩

[@MrBrokenSorrow]

Honestly, the more I hear about things kids do, the less I want them. My family wants me to have children someday but I really don't want any.

[@gabiduncan18]

Same

[@karaa7595]

it's different when they are yours! Yeah it's rough sometimes but more amazing than anything else. Like waking up to unconditional love with the cutest face and voice you've ever seen/heard that you helped create.

[@MrBrokenSorrow]

I'll take your word for it Kara A. As for me I'll pass.

[@karaa7595]

MrBrokenSorrow ok

[@HosCreates]

Don't blame ya. I love my kids but some days when it's really a bad day wish I never had them. Other days I just love them so much my heart could burst.

[@alvideos2145]

My dog wakes me up by staring at me.

[@jenniferburlet7358]

This guy is hilarious!! My stomach hurts from laughing!!!

[@Ender-Corbin]

Learned the bathroom trick growing. Belive me it works, especially escaping from siblings. 😄

[@mohammadsaifullahgauhar]

The HIM impression though........epic!

[@cherylcarlson3315]

My 3yo put Vicks on my eyelids when I slept after she piled every blanket in me. This is why noms rarely are sick.

[@kolio4917]

This dude is awesome !!!!

[@spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437]

I am a morning person and my nephew ran on no sleep as a kid. He would freak out his mom with the stand-stare. She'd send him to my room. I would just play with him. My mom said I did the stand-stare plus I whispered and randomly cussed....she would sleep with the lights on.

[@ginabell694]

Kids r only morning ppl until a week after school starts. And then on the weekends.

[@nightowl3808]

Early morning jogger: 100 points

[@HosCreates]

🤣

[@sheepleslayer586]

Anyone else hit the "skip ad" button as the ad suggested you to do so..?

[@stopthelies6477]

I literally ache all over and feel tortured upon waking, if before natural awake time, until I've had coffee. I've been known to pop a caffeine tablet, wait 30 minutes for it to "filtrate" like IV, then have coffee. I'm sure I leave my body and don't want to jettison back.

[@emilyoverdirth8059]

My favorite comedian

[@angelahagerman5693]

My youngest son would stare at me until I woke up.. but why would they need to be an inch from your face?

[@Blitznstitch2]

Parents hiding in the bathroom lol yep!!!

[@Xaforn]

Lol my son isn’t a morning person thankfully, neither is my partner, but my mom is and she plays joyful upbeat music in the morning, it’s disgusting lol 😂

[@itsmyfavoritevideos]

He's so funny....and a cutie pie!

[@mandlerparr1]

I was a sleepwalker as a kid, pretty sure I scared my parents plenty of times. Funny thing is, they would let me go on sleepovers, but they wouldn't tell the adults that I sleepwalk. So, it was just a surprise. Next day, they'd be like, "Um, so, she came in our room in the middle of the night, and tried to use it as a bathroom." My dad, "Yeah, pretty funny, huh? Sometimes she wanders outside!"

[@lonewolfmorgan]

The whole thing about the kid staring at him while he's sleeping had me crying laughing because that's me when I was a kid. According to all my relatives when I had a nightmare I used to stand at the foot of the bed and stare at them. Not a word. And when I saw some sign that they were awake I'd crawl under the blankets and up to the top of the bed then fall asleep. Not a sound. Just a stare then off to dream land.

[@sunacchi9402]

I remember staring at my parents while they slept. I would do it because I recently watched a horror movie and I couldn’t sleep or because I wanted water, But I just never got the guts to do it myself. But after staring for a while, I just couldn’t say anything because I just didn’t know how to wake them up and I didn’t want to ruin their rest. Like I would think these things in my head during it.

[@omfgitspyrogirl]

That final punchline was gold

[@ambersefcik8835]

This guy's voice and delivery remind me of Dane Cook. I enjoy it.

[@llamasugar5478]

My kids thought I had a sleeping disorder because (when they were little) I would fall asleep every time we went on a long car trip. As soon as my husband pulled out onto the highway, I’d put my head against the window and close my eyes. The real reason? BECAUSE I WAS TIRED OF LISTENING TO THEM. On one trip (2hours), my son was silent for a TOTAL of 43 seconds! 🥺

[@normalatham5214]

This guy is just soooooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!! And I say that as a parent!!!!

[@jynnellescobar6984]

I had my 5 year old nephew do that to me when I slept over at my sisters house. I couldn't sleep for the rest of the night. No amount of coffee that day helped me.