Most Bizarre Adult Films Of All Time

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[@chonkyhonky517]

I think Austin is a freak behind closed doors 😂😂

[@themoniathansnest5404]

Patrick Boling yes yes

[@derekb6728]

He is

[@Chilli3Drums]

He’s a freak when they open too

[@ZombixMix]

I feel like the doors are wide open

[@k33pstrumming39]

Patrick Boling i agree but also I feel like a lot these disturb him as they do me. Like i thought i was fucked up but iam watching this and im like i would never watch any of those videos they sound disturbing and fucked up

[@thehunter7422]

You might not have got sponsored by War Robots , but it's not too late to get sponsored by Pornhub . Lol

[@thebrockmerrittexperience8275]

hunter affleck not no more bro

[@scottbruckner4653]

HA!

[@delgadovakarian4477]

little did we know the legend would fall 2 years later

[@FullMoonHowl2233]

I haven't seen it, but a Jaws porn exist. Sadly, the tagline isn't We're going to need a bigger throat.

[@lfox02]

What a missed opportunity...

[@fattieworkman4601]

Scott West you have just killed me lmfao

[@Perceptified]

Oh yeah, It's called "Gums" - the Cinema Snob has an episode on it

[@bdyog_2464]

The most bizarre adult movie is happening on this channel a few times a week. Called "The DickeyDines Show"

[@selenemoon2249]

Agreed, all these build up videos through the years gotta lead to something...magnificent and beautiful that changes the adult industry forever

[@aslanobrien7618]

**Anyone mentions porn** Austin: **puts glasses on**

[@pickledpeckers7789]

Good band and good album 👍

[@wynweeardo0593]

"rule 34 but for anything" but that's rule 34 ...

[@nekrotikon.]

We know Prussia

[@chonkyhonky517]

That awkward silence after Austin said what nugget porn was😂😂😂

[@hightower7275]

I’m disappointed no one brought up spongeknob squarenuts.

[@billierichardson6844]

"So I've been told" 😂😂 yeah okay Austin

[@ramentaco9179]

Austin just wanted some recommendations

[@mattrichman3536]

So nugget porn has nothing to do with McDonalds?

[@liamwallace6834]

I saw this one vid on pornhub that was titled nugget porn and that's what it literally was, like actual chicken nuggets

[@deja3963]

"...So I've heard.." Lol Dickey's a kinky boi

[@MrAjSooTrill]

This was a dark, dark video lol.

[@disposableposers7815]

The Dickey Dines is the most bizarre adult show ever

[@NeverDieAloneMusic]

I'm honestly surprised no one said the classic 2 girls 1 cup.

[@turbocateyeS475]

Its the worse one youve seen until youre old enough to live alone, you find all sorts of twisted shit

[@theraginggnome7522]

my suggestion was similar to that but the porn i watched had a girl cut her arm and the other smeared shit in the cut. im still scared from that shit

[@jonathancohen4427]

3:37 isn't shoving a screwdriver up someone's urethra is the original far beyond driven album cover? (Pantera)

[@TetrisShark70]

It was a drill bit and it was in someones ass

[@toddburkett6379]

It was a drill going up a guys ass but a for effort

[@ChristianVazquez12]

Close enough. "What's the weirdest porn you've ever been?" "uuhhhhhh... Far Beyond Driven original cover."

[@jonathancohen4427]

Everybody is telling at me! It's just a pornographic non-pop head comment

[@clarissajones9771]

Far beyond driven also includes the song Good friends and bottle of pills. , very fitting album cover.

[@selenemoon2249]

I love how knowledgeable Austin is in all of this, but I'm kinda dissapointed that he doesn't share my endless fascination with quicksand videos

[@suppiluiiuma5769]

Why does Austin know so much about porn?lol

[@maxscardanelli6185]

Peter Havenga He’s a probably a serial masturbator like me...

[@suppiluiiuma5769]

+Max Scardanelli lol

[@jonathancohen4427]

Years of experience

[@turbocateyeS475]

Why dont you know MORE about porn

[@suppiluiiuma5769]

+Vanilla Gorilla Idk bro I do still have a lot to learn lol

[@flinty2292]

yeah 200k bitches

[@gruggerduggerhoose]

"A porn..." Did neither of you learn from Family Guy?

[@IRSHMAN]

With each episode it just gets better and weirder and I am totally on for that. May this rabbit hole continue on into the dark orifices of the internet

[@coleruge7682]

Revenge of the Shrimp starring Austin Dickey - in theaters this winter

[@caijones3049]

When 2 limbless nuggs just rub...

[@alyxl4mb904]

I'M CRYING XD

[@MisterOblivious355]

My cousin who is a custodian was telling me some awful restroom stories. He told me once: "We don't want to understand these people."

[@Liyingbemo]

any girls watching this 🤣

[@slothjolly8075]

Austin’s gag reflex never gets old

[@charlottemaclean204]

Never clicked on a video so fast as I did with this one. Couldn't be more happy that you guys made this. I'm a bit disappointed that my comment about the guy smashing a glass jar in his ass didn't make it

[@charlottemaclean204]

@@thegoodguy44 that depends do you?

[@thegoodguy44]

Nope. Do you?

[@yonikup2865]

The Good Guy why. Just why do you have to be that guy that does this shit... sigh

[@mikeisaac3826]

Charlotte Maclean I’ve seen that one too! My heart dropped when the glass jar broke. I saw it on a top 10 things not to look up video, so I looked it up.

[@turbocateyeS475]

Terrible but deserved to be on the list

[@skepticismscience9352]

This video starts funny, but then gets sickening, then ends, then makes you question existance

[@jessestumpf190]

This is one of my favorite channels on this hell site, I get happy when see you guys upload

[@ChronicBreakdown]

The prolapse thing literally made me hurt. I don't want to move. I'd honestly rather die than have that happen.

[@pauliusmscichauskas558]

Quicksand doesn't work like it does in movies. You cannot drown in it. At all. Mythbusters

[@simon8843]

Spongeknob Squarenuts my man... Never been the same since...

[@turbocateyeS475]

I am so so very sorry you had to see that

[@gigabro8989]

WTF?! I've been searching for this video for over a month to no avail and now it shows up in my feed?

[@catetaylor8675]

WE LOVE YOU JICKY STICKY Ima keep on sharing your videos until you get to 200K

[@maxscardanelli6185]

Here before 100 views. I don’t know how, but you dudes just keep getting funnier and funnier with every video. Keep it up guys! You’re helping my depression.

[@ryanleatigaga7596]

Now I can imagine Jared riding a bike yelling "DORKS!" at the local nerds at his old high school.

[@nfbantonio577]

2:28 That face had me rolling 😂😂😂😂

[@judasdeexeter408]

Austin's face at 8:43. He looks more disappointed in himself than I've ever seen on another human being.

[@reymiyamoto5717]

Do you want my collection of onion links?

[@ProSrbgames]

Yes,NOW!

[@aejaculatingfutahorse6058]

im in.

[@frayedendsofsanity1733]

FBI open up!

[@turbocateyeS475]

Haggard Garage has no place here

[@tomthedodger6508]

Dude I’m in

[@arininquotes8396]

"So I've been told"

[@zdoggzero6595]

That horse thing was from Emunclaw? Can’t say I’m surprised

[@lilschleem1640]

Also I like the content cop song in the background

[@Oliver-oi6iq]

Axle Xavier that’s what i noticed as well

[@laslalal8451]

What we do here is go BACC

[@avabaskerville6066]

best part of any day is when i get a notification that you guys uploaded another video :-)

[@honeybadger1964]

There is no way in hell they made any money of this video

[@wespapes2054]

Interesting topic, but I'm into it.

[@lilschlagen]

Hmm I wonder why they don't have that War Robots sponsorship yet?

[@KevinMendoza94PeSwe]

Now, this is why I pay for internet! Subscribed!!

[@grafdrakulaii7545]

A guy I know fell down from like 3 meters into a rebar that literally drove up his asshole..

[@chrisadams628]

A buddy of mine found a couple of his brother's dvd's when he moved out. "Give Me Gape" and "Cumfart Cocktail" Edit: And here I thought Dante had it bad finding out he was number 37...

[@EvilSewnit]

Dickey, look up the mobey huge!

[@MichaelD8393]

1:43 Actually Austin, it was Dave England who... uh *made* the "vomelette"; Steve-O just ate it alongside Dave.

[@TheDickeyDinesShow]

oh shit yeah you right haha Def misremembered that! Thank you for correcting me!

[@MichaelD8393]

No prob, glad my Jackass knowledge can help.

[@jedidiahpatton2006]

Jared, I have seen you reference Silent Hill for a few different videos now. Jed approves. I fucking love that psychologically fucked up masterpiece of a town.

[@smogdanoff7053]

Once when i was surfing on ”the hub” i saw two guys dressed as pteranadons having a threeway with a chick

[@souleater2614]

Good Metalcore Morning.

[@GaiusAcastian]

Fuckin defiling cakes lmao

[@Snufflumpagus]

The recreation of the squeak from the booch made my dog freak out. Thanks Dickey.

[@guitar-guy2087]

In the beginning when Austin was trying to match that pitch he sounded like a balloon when you hold the neck of it😂

[@jackwilczynski6957]

What about the Pain Olympics

[@Ben-tg6ov]

Oh god, that's fucking disgusting.

[@jackwilczynski6957]

@@Ben-tg6ov unfortunately, I know that pain of viewing it...

[@comiccow17]

Lmao! once you've become a cereal bowl.🤣

[@jfragale03]

I’m telling you, these pre-episode freestyles really have potential to be something!

[@cronic4202]

You guys are gonna owe KZbin money with how demonetized it will be... Superb content gentleman....

[@orionsmusic9021]

I have Ebola

[@knotchbass]

This channel is like the Modern Day Cheech & Chong Show without showing the weed parts.................LOL

[@SlyHikari03]

Alive probiotics sounds like a sick band name.

[@RedMachineKieran]

Jeez, he ain't called Dickey for nothing

[@itznotdr3w733]

OMFG 0:28 Austin sounds like when you let a little bit of air out of a balloon!!!!

[@0pher545]

1:39 missed opportunity for a Limp Bizkit joke

[@mcsheesh2052]

Jareds face in the beginning is just hilarious

[@prettyskelly7694]

I like how Austin is wearing all spite merch

[@dickphallus7826]

You know,brother Jared,Trilogy is too acidic to be drinking every day.

[@MikeRotch11]

Lmao I've had the exact same thing happen to me with kombucha. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT WHISTLING NOISE?

[@fupaking7717]

That idubbbz theme in the background tho 👌

[@kassandrakayrodriguezsalazar]

Jared dines what's that's sound and me laughing

[@Odinson25]

Yay new DickeyDines!!

[@serpentofthemidnightflame7193]

Well, now I get the term fuck-nugget XD

[@erin1532]

It’s a ghost having sex😂

[@Chilli3Drums]

What is

[@zdoggzero6595]

Was it the heat seeking ghost of sex? Brownie points for whoever gets that reference

[@liamwallace6834]

0:35 "I've beaten it" I'm fucking dying

[@theyeetmeister4019]

d e m o n e t i z e d

[@Joe-uz4dn]

If that Justin Bonitz @Hungry Lights collab happens, that would be the best adult film

[@TheEnigmaticOpaque]

I've never been this early to any video ever.

[@sassaman13]

This show makes me laugh way to much, its awesome.

[@ConConReeves]

That was Dave England from Jackass who did the “Vomelette”. Where he ate all the ingredients of a regular omelette, including the eggs and threw it all back up, cooked it and ate it.

[@JUNKO____]

D-Monetized

[@turbocateyeS475]

Atleast they finally got the D

[@ExUSSailor]

Give credit where credit is due, Dickey! It wasn't Steve-O, it was Dave England.

[@weinpeenceejey8635]

I literally couldn’t stop laughing

[@jaygrand4180]

"what have we becum"

[@drumsaresexy]

Close your eyes and listen to the fucking balloon sound

[@carspotter_mike]

One of the funniest video I have seen in a while !! Ahaha sorry for demonetization guys but you kinda asked for it :D

[@zackyp7452]

Attack of the flying lizard my guys

[@ghostcat8244]

Isn't that the youtuber call my digital escape? Where brian star was in it and did werid things to them.... ya i seen some of it back in 2014 or 2015... it was honestly uncomfortable thing to watch.

[@JFrohlichMusic]

"Eat this farty cake."

[@ANNA6773]

I love the fact that the guys don't care about monetization

[@kevinramirez2455]

So much knowledge from master Dickey

[@Elizondobass]

8:42 Austin has an imagination 🤧

[@aureliotarallo5290]

You missed my suggestion 😂 too bad it was hilarious

[@Kurimi13]

If I get arrested because of my search history, I'm just referring them to this video

[@MandyDeadite]

This would have been a good video to get a VPN sponsorship

[@juandefrapaccino5417]

I don't want to eat food anymore

[@Tainami_]

I didnt read the title, and was quite surpised when Jared used the P word... not into that stuff, but still gonna watch because of you two haha

[@Tainami_]

Instant regret...

[@TheOff1991]

My god that intro, tears 😂