Most Embarrassing 10 Minutes in TV History

This is the greatest zoom call of All Time
I stream every day / moistcr1tikal

[@freshjuice9352]

The Washington Post-nut

[@Forgiveiolord]

@Kiranaa🦠penguinz clone kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZpW5pGOFgdd9na8

[@you_arent_allowed_an_opini3097]

*the Washington post nut clarity

[@NapoleontheLesser]

That implies clarity

[@thisaccount2723]

RATIO

[@jimmyc3030]

What a master pun.

[@RustyNickels]

The name "Toobin" sounds exactly like a slang term for what he did.

[@Shambleful]

“Doin’ a Toobin”

[@daan7004]

All you need is two fl oz of lube, an empty soup tin and two pairs of tube socks.

[@scegex6500]

Lol

[@OXSkuldream]

Hahaha

[@Klabbity_Kloots]

@@Shambleful Nah, I think it would be more of a verb. "Quit toobin yourself, Jeffery."

[@Purcyless]

He definitely got a humiliation kink. He was thoroughly enjoying the interview.

[@symbiotesoda1148]

That is a terrifying thought.

[@crassiewassie8354]

I think he has a keeping his job kink

[@vwkflynn]

This is the correct answer.

[@ZebraLuv]

Yes. Obviously he likes getting caught and letting everybody know he's a dirty boy.

[@patchchrist]

Maybe he should simp to Bad Bunny on Twitch?😂🤣

[@0utta_n0wh3re3]

Charlie is the only person to make a 9 minute video about a 10 minute video. I applaud the perfect runtime

[@A_Ducky]

Yeah, I'm like where's the other 99 seconds

[@MarkarthCityGuard]

@@A_Ducky 🤨

[@colemanoverbey1184]

@@A_Ducky there's 60 seconds in a minute bro lmao

[@A_Ducky]

@@colemanoverbey1184 whoosh

[@A_Ducky]

@@MarkarthCityGuard Joke but I didn't get a notification 3 months ago, so you get one now! 🤗

[@kidnamedfinger3958]

Not only was Toobin an accomplished Lawyer but also a master debater.

[@sain_t_]

A master baiter?

[@namewastakenaaaaaa]

Literally pressing w kzbin.info/www/bejne/m2bJk5agZ6d-q5I

[@monstrosity6738]

Damn even Charlie has botted comments

[@relaxedchickennugget8817]

mass debater

[@Detious]

impressive word play

[@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor]

I don't know what's worse, the fact this guy was blasting rope while in a Zoom call or the fact *he agreed to do an interview where he discussed how he was fired for blasting rope in a Zoom call.*

[@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor]

What the fuck is with these bots?

[@gouldiloof]

Report the bots

[@namewastakenaaaaaa]

Literally pressing w kzbin.info/www/bejne/m2bJk5agZ6d-q5I

[@_V.Va_]

Blasting rope. That's new to me.

[@loserinasuit7880]

Yo same pfp

[@Dan.Solo.Chicago]

Notice his complete lack of shame. This man was born for network news.

[@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis]

Like somebody else said- A lot of people showed up to that meeting, but only Jeffrey came.

[@Broken-Calamity]

this is gold

[@fullsendz3236]

Theory. Him going on tv and talking about the situation was the final link in the chain to his kink. This completed the circle. Fufilled his wildest dreams

[@willyeeton4390]

This is the greatest humiliation kink of all time.

[@cleoh666]

Facts

[@BruceOtw]

I think they pay you for those interviews, so he probably took the check

[@sunshinewoman4992]

LMFAOAOOA

[@X1ZR]

@@willyeeton4390 💀

[@nore5888]

Apparently he left CNN for “personal issues”, but I think he left for personal tissues

[@plutonium09]

Yo dawg I gotta apologize for these god awful bots very good comment 👍

[@fedfreds832]

CNN if full of corrupt pedos no surprise

[@windygulch7916]

yoir joke is corny 10/10 made me exhale through my nose

[@boomclap3929]

@Cosmix get out

[@domzdaman373]

I was like #666 … ahhh feels good

[@kibkirby]

The man in the background literally just keeps getting more invested as it goes on he goes from straight forward to a side turn sitting just staring probably baffled bamboozled flabbergasted

[@k29king1]

I guarantee you that CNN made him do this segment to keep his job, but probably demoted the hell out of him so he wont appear on TV for a few years. And Dana Bash, the host you can tell thoroughly enjoyed the segment of roasting her colleague. And I bet you she “clicks her mouse”, and the people on the Zoom call and the people that fired him and put him on leave masterbate. Everyone does, its human. I do and I aint ashamed of it, i used to do it in front of my ex-wife and she enjoyed it so much she started too, you know why? Because its human nature.

[@weaponizedglitter69]

As am I

[@RACwarFootage]

Ngl, this guy's apology is fucking dope. Like, he's so honest with it I can't even blame him somehow. He accepted his mistake and took the L like a true champ.

[@Toy1er]

Tbh, the guy cranking his hog on Zoom was pretty fricking ill. Good on CNN for not firing him.

[@MultiChrisjb]

@@Toy1er why? it's not like it was deliberate.

[@Highkingofgondor]

He’s a pervert and should have been fired.

[@skrtskrrrttt8940]

I mean nah it’s weird to be caught jerking off and then talk about going to therapy and “reflecting” by writing and selling a book. Like no one actually gets that deep about it lol

[@TheCostantinus]

He took the L so hard it became a W

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Getting called out and having to show your face in front of national television after being embarrassed like that, can't be too good for someone's mental health in the long run.

[@ItsWouty]

you

[@elijah9260]

YOU

[@vodago]

hello stacheless guy

[@ravioli171]

Man why are there so many bots

[@Djirifoekrkfkf]

The replies are literal cancer

[@pineapplefresh4752]

Honestly props to him for having the balls to talk about his Stroke of bad judgement live on TV

[@dyppityjoop5912]

@Cosmix what the fuck?

[@ravioli171]

So many fucking bots

[@mrgreenboy644]

Heh, *stroke*

[@gtageri100]

Brrrrr skrrrrrr plblbl pffft BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

[@spottyhead]

DarkSydePhil is still waiting for his tv spot after like 5+ years lol

[@coffeespooned]

Its safe to say this man has balls

[@Owen_013]

the other people in the zoom call can confirm this

[@itzlqmer6084]

mortified

[@IAmPhantxmG]

he was thinking with the wrong head 😂

[@JasmineUtd]

😂😂😂

[@brose-bg3ks]

I’m pretty sure he replays this in his head every single night. Whether it’s a nice memory for him or a haunting embarrassment, I can’t tell you. edit: you bots should be ashamed of yourselves, violating the reply section like that.

[@thisaccount2723]

RATIO

[@jcon2060]

Good point. He has a public humiliation fetish? Then are we all kink-shaming?

[@lawrencetalbot8346]

What’s really sad is Tubin still works at CNN. Liberals fucked in the head

[@AnonD38]

@@thisaccount2723 sad

[@OneFinalAutumn]

For the sake of his mental state, I hope it's a happy memory.

[@FlareBlitzBanana]

I love how casually he answers the questions. I feel like this guy's done this before and this was like the 10th time he's done it and finally they were like "ok we need to fire him but let's punish him good first".

[@toxiccorigami9359]

watch out, your gonna get reply bots

[@namewastakenaaaaaa]

Literally pressing w kzbin.info/www/bejne/m2bJk5agZ6d-q5I

[@FlareBlitzBanana]

@@toxiccorigami9359 I can now put on my resume that I’m important enough for spam bots to reply to me.

[@toxiccorigami9359]

@@FlareBlitzBanana yes

[@hattori8807]

@💎 Savetion 💎 its hilarious that u have a better content when ur literally a psychopath

[@MudkipPog]

This honestly wasn't that bad. Dude was pretty respectful and well put together during the interview and actually gave a proper apology without excuses. Dude just choked the chicken like the rest of us. He just happened to make the fatal mistake of doing it in front of people on camera.

[@MasquedJustice]

@goggles789 Another act? Bro you're acting like he's some criminal mastermind who's duped the entire senate. Bro just rubbed one out and thought he turned his cam off

[@MasquedJustice]

@goggles789 "clearly acting" based on what?

[@starquaked]

@@MasquedJustice and I’m not saying he’s a bad guy for what he did but his motives may possibly be more nefarious than he lets on. He gets the benefit of the doubt but the fact he could’ve waited shows he may have either a sex addiction or an exhibitionism fetish which in that case means he purposely sexually assaulted everyone on that call. No one wants to see his earthworm lol

[@sogekingsimp2469]

@goggles789 I assure you, he doesn't need the attention. He's very successful in his own right

[@NateS917]

​@goggles789 classic twitter idiot. "The apology wasnt sincere enough for me 😡😡😡 grrrrr"

[@hevoo]

It sounds like Charlie doesn't know what therapy is used for? It's not just to treat depression or trauma, and it definitely is not just for victims. Changing one's behavior absolutely falls under the purview of therapy, especially behavior like this.

[@ShirleyLestrade]

Yeah usually I don’t she any qualms with this guy that this time I had to be like you don’t have to be a victim to go to therapy, he might just want to see how he can change his behavior

[@ryanside7095]

Imagine he does it again during the CNN interview to show dominance

[@ryanside7095]

Why did the bots choose me

[@raidraptor5893]

was thinkin' the same thing minus the dominance part

[@SN1PEZ_YT_TTV]

#sigmamalegrindset

[@namewastakenaaaaaa]

Literally pressing w kzbin.info/www/bejne/m2bJk5agZ6d-q5I

[@trumpeterjen]

I imagine he would've done so if this interview were over zoom.

[@TikkiNikki]

He's in therapy to know why, despite losing everything, he loved it so much

[@clintholmes2061]

He can't get off unless it's on a zoom call now.

[@namewastakenaaaaaa]

Literally pressing w kzbin.info/www/bejne/m2bJk5agZ6d-q5I

[@TikkiNikki]

@@clintholmes2061 LMAO yes, it's it's shake, and his kink

[@harbingerofsalt]

Feels good The power Everything

[@TheGardiner]

@yep I think that therapy is a great tool to better oneself, and that people who are genuinely remorseful say that they’re in therapy to convey that. However, people who are NOT genuinely remorseful say it as well, just to get the heat off their back. I feel like you’re generalizing that corruption to all people, not just the ones that deserve it.

[@-ninjanOodlez]

00:50 “they have him come on cnn to address it”. Giggity…

[@Noname-ni1dy]

How can he ever show his face in public? If I ever got caught “Toobin” on a zoom call I would never be seen or heard from again.

[@dirttomb9806]

He was publicly humiliated and fired for doing something extremely embarrassing so I think it makes perfect sense hes in therapy for it hes probably filled with shame and guilt

[@swiar_d7057]

i feel bad for the guy thats really my nightmare but hes also stupidddly impulsive which is funnyy

[@BigBodyBiggolo]

I mean dude slapped his smeckel thats all

[@dirttomb9806]

@@BigBodyBiggolo try to imagine being a grown man who has a wife and kids and a nice respectful and public job and being so bored and impulsive you accidentally wip your meat out in front of your coworkers not only do you lose your respect and trust of your coworkers but your friends and family as well and now you are fired and its very public so getting another job will be more difficult... I really think if you are a normal person you would feel really shameful and guilty for being so stupid to ruin your life for something so stupid as a quick wank. :/

[@raccoonchild]

@@BigBodyBiggolo Nah because what kind of animal does that? I bet he got off on the thought of people finding out bc it makes no sense for a sane person to do this shit on a call/meeting. Imagine talking to a friend over the phone and you hear him jacking off 😂 don't even pretend you wouldn't feel awkward (unless you already had that kind of relationship in the first place)

[@sechabatheletsane9784]

@@raccoonchild they took a break. He thought he was off the call

[@mjdxp5688]

To quote Professor Oak, "There's a time and place for everything, but not now!"

[@natsudragneelthefiredragon]

@The TacoCat uoY kcuF

[@Tobythefirst1]

@Voya This isn't Discord

[@lightyearsfromhome1165]

Worst " 2nd hand" embarrassment.

[@TheKaneECO]

Yeah I don't see this whole "I'll be a better person." thing. The dude made a mistake, literally didn't realize he was on camera. He's not a bad guy.

[@MasquedJustice]

You have to say the magic words that appease people, even if it's not true. We live in a world where everyone demands false justice because, in reality, they just want a reason to put someone down and feel superior

[@fart63]

I’m assuming “be a better person” in his case means he won’t jerk off when he’s at work anymore lol

[@loli_cvnt5622]

Shut up, Donut

[@iamireland]

Yeah. I mean he still has to acknowledge that it was uncomfortable and distressing to his peers - that he did something unprofessional, but it's wild that they're even talking about sex criminals.

[@travismccutchan3144]

There once was a man named Toobin who yanked his root on a zoomin, he just couldn’t wait to take hold of his snake and turn his whole life into ruin.

[@user-himenes]

Clap clap clap clap

[@archangel6749]

Bravo, sir

[@staytuned4086]

Masterpiece

[@5days61]

3/10

[@lowtech42]

one of the most creative comments I've seen in a long while 👏🏿👏🏿😆

[@valval4145]

I hate these bots with a passion that can only be rivaled by Jeffrey's passion during that zoom call.

[@EEE-1409]

Ikr

[@Sticknub]

a passion that can only be matched by my hate for gacha kids

[@_frytasy]

@@Sticknub a passion that can only be matched by my hate to anime pfp kidz

[@griggorirasputin6555]

What bots?

[@sophiaredwood5825]

HAHAHAHA

[@Ramash440]

Best part about this is that the Zoom fap incident is in the Career section instead of Personal Life in his Wikipedia page. What a hell of a resume.

[@tylerheard6100]

I better see both hands on the table

[@-Ryu]

As a Wise Man once said. "Both hands OVER the table, Jeffery."

[@namewastakenaaaaaa]

Literally pressing w kzbin.info/www/bejne/m2bJk5agZ6d-q5I

[@mnkpop5858]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5jFf2iYn52InMU

[@graysonwells21]

I’m so sorry Metal Mario for only getting bot reply’s for 6 hours…

[@thelolim___ster]

@@graysonwells21 *replies

[@Kyrogus]

How on earth did he agree to talk about this live on the air 😂😭

[@Jarlaxle_Baenre]

The almighty dollar.

[@PrincessHarmonyMoonlight]

@Nyx is Bae whats epstein'd?

[@astroblast2325]

I think he may like the humiliation.... Icing on this awful, awful zoom cake

[@watchoutforsnak3s]

To secure the bag

[@ekkoekko4610]

He was already humiliated might as well get the bag

[@Hewatza]

7:03 Cr1TiKaL is a grower confirmed

[@yihadistxdl951]

"Cooming with Toobin" actually just fucking killed me...

[@clarinethro1695]

I love how the woman casually asks “What the *hell* were you thinking?”

[@namewastakenaaaaaa]

Literally pressing w kzbin.info/www/bejne/m2bJk5agZ6d-q5I

[@nore5888]

jesus christ the bots

[@WhyDoBabiesStareAtMe]

@@nore5888 I know, right? YT could do something about it if they weren't too busy nuking legit channels into oblivion and doing dumb things like removing the dislike button.

[@officialpowerofbanana]

Look up the Hugh Grant interview with Jay Leno on the Tonight show, on YT. That's what she was referencing. kzbin.info/www/bejne/rKOtY52Za9aZsKM

[@agentham]

He was thinking "bewbs".

[@storystory__]

This truly is the greatest zoom call of all time.

[@Forgiveiolord]

@YeaMan penguinz clone kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZpW5pGOFgdd9na8

[@thisaccount2723]

RATIO

[@jimmyseaver3647]

No, that would be what happened with the Italian Senate back in January.

[@APieceofT-BoneSteak]

The italian tifa meeting is the true best

[@liamb5378]

You just copied the description but added "truly"...

[@Marvellite]

"Why are you in therapy?" To get help, maybe? Charlie then breaks down what's possibly mentally wrong with this guy that could explain it. For once I hate Charlie's take here. The guy clearly needed help or he could reoffend

[@gianna1579]

@ordinary name perfectly said. completely agree

[@alilweeb7684]

nah i mans gotta do it when needs it. his only mistake was lefting the camera on

[@Battlefox64_RL]

@@alilweeb7684 see that's my point. He was in his own home. He was alone in his office. _This wasn't malicious in any way._ Is it weird, yeah kinda...... but this isn't Louis CK or Don lemon kind of weird.

[@Shaggy7759]

@@Battlefox64_RL I actually kind of understand that, but that's like a mistake a teenager or young adult would make, not an older Middle aged guy that's worked in media his whole life.

[@GuidoHaverkort]

@@Shaggy7759 this is exactly the mistake an older adult would make

[@CrizzyEyes]

He really had a bad stroke of luck. It tugs at my heartstrings to see the lady browbeat him off with questions like that.

[@yeti7565]

They literally caught him in 4k

[@Salvi_J2]

@Foodistzen balls

[@Salvi_J2]

@Instagram User balls aswell

[@Salvi_J2]

@aldye 👍 big ol nuts

[@yeti7565]

@Foodistzen nah but ur going to hell

[@lockerbuddy2039]

Eh, I dunno. If it was in a zoom call, it was maybe a solid 10 pixels

[@ship8029]

"i wasnt thinking very much" that's a lie, you were definitely thinking pretty hard about *something* Toobin.

[@rehreh92]

Oh god

[@namewastakenaaaaaa]

Literally pressing w kzbin.info/www/bejne/m2bJk5agZ6d-q5I

[@bestieswithtesties]

lmaoo

[@nkf2399]

Sometimes your dick takes over your body

[@tan.tan10]

@@nkf2399 ye sometimes your carnal instict just takes over and you just have to enjoy the ride

[@kindofanmol]

American media is a gift that keeps giving

[@battalion8736]

Goonin with Toobin

[@exterminaiden2703]

He definitely did it for the thrill. Got off to the idea that he shouldn’t be doing it and how bad he is for whipping it out on Zoom and everything but he wasn’t expecting to be caught, well unfortunately for him he was lol.

[@DopeTracksOnly]

these bots are wildin

[@DarkestKnightshade]

These bots are stupid. Don't reply to them just report them.

[@exterminaiden2703]

@@DopeTracksOnly wtf are they so prevalent?

[@Scrod117]

how'd they even catch the guy? i'd assume it'd be pretty hard to tell

[@hannahfrazier4623]

Caught dick-handed.

[@iAmClickBaitYT]

I was worried during the interview it was gonna be like the scene in the joker, but instead of pulling out a gun, he pulls out his meat stick

[@kavalogue]

Oh shut up and make some actual content your no better than the bots above

[@namewastakenaaaaaa]

@@kavalogue I tried and failed, editing is too boring

[@BloodRaven429]

@💎 Savetion 💎 wtf

[@themilkman2422]

@@BloodRaven429 the first 3 replies are all accounts made by the same edgy 12 year old who just found out how to make bot accounts on youtube

[@CHEEKDESTROYER]

@@themilkman2422 I think I'm gonna stop going to comments tbh, literally every video Charlie posts I full of these 2 bots, same accounts.... I look at replies and there's rarely real ones anymore

[@piccolo54trunks2]

No joke, after watching this video, I went to my school's cafe and I saw him on the TV. Apparently he's the "chief legal analyst" for CNN now LOL

[@sepiaro]

He would get therapy not because he’s the victim, but to correct whatever would make him feel it was appropriate to jerk it in the zoom call. You don’t need to have trauma to get therapy, you could be the perpetrator and get therapy to understand why you did what you did and prevent you from doing it again.

[@davidbresnahan5986]

Honestly he did the apology really well. No excuses, no rationalizing it, no dodging questions, actually says that he is sorry for what he did, etc. I feel like KZbinrs should be taking notes on how to do a proper apology. He handled the interview about as well as possible given the situation. I just hope that whenever I screw up in life I have the ability to handle it like that.

[@erisunflower]

Agreed and same here.

[@Deathmare235]

Ngl if I did something like he did I’d take full pride in it

[@chrissmith5713]

Best way to do an apology: don't do the shitty thing that warrants a public apology in the first place. A hot take, I know

[@davidbresnahan5986]

@@chrissmith5713 obviously that is preferable. No one here is claiming that it isn’t, but we all screw up (maybe not to that extent though). I was just pointing out that the apology was pretty good, especially compared to most other public apologies.

[@bananaguard]

@@davidbresnahan5986 that wouldn't be an apology then

[@daryldarichuk2149]

He's one of the few employees at CNN who kept his hands to himself.

[@gubberfuck]

Like Bill O Reilly ?

[@namewastakenaaaaaa]

Literally pressing w kzbin.info/www/bejne/m2bJk5agZ6d-q5I

[@Wayte13]

I don't get it

[@OneFinalAutumn]

Oof

[@shlomgoldberg9136]

Yeah the Others at CNN all molest their staff or are pedophiles

[@lamenting-losers-laughter]

The guy in the back who disappears is my favorite part

[@Sumitssj13]

One can argue that the interviewer would have to be a real master-baiter to get Toobin to confess on national TV

[@MrDladen23]

You don't have to be the victim to be in therapy... what a weird take. Obviously he needs therapy to control his impulses

[@joshuaromani4241]

I was thinking that too. Like therapy is only for victims?? I think everyone should go to therapy if it’s financially feasible

[@uthergoodman401]

Exactly. Charlie obviously doesn't really know what hes talking about when it comes to addiction. Like everyone else he views masturbation and pornography as a good thing when in reality it's very unhealthy and addictive. Therapy is definitely recommended for this and it's good that this guy went

[@jinxedpenguin]

agreed, one of the weirdest takes.

[@The_Sharktocrab]

Yeah I think Charlie was too focused on jokes to actually think that through or something

[@octodionis]

@@uthergoodman401 Well it does reduce your odds of prostate cancer. Like most things, it's good in moderation.

[@astrally111]

Charlie, people go to therapy to become aware of and work through problems, not because they're simply a "victim"

[@samwebb6753]

This big time. Therapy is for everybody. Disappointing to hear Charlie harp on that so much.

[@gianna1579]

Agreed.

[@charlieorr3048]

Modern psychiatric care instills a victimhood and learned helplessness complex that does more harm than good. I was in therapy for 6 years. All I ever learned was what shitty, ineffective meds were needed to fuel the industry’s pockets.

[@astrally111]

@@charlieorr3048 I think there is a benefit to being able to gain an outer perspective on situation if you don't have anyone in your life to talk about the things with, but I agree with you. Psilocybin mushrooms are the greatest source of therapy and growth in my life.

[@charlieorr3048]

@@astrally111 100%. That’s why social and familial connections can never be replaced by the medical industry.

[@hypnotoad311]

Why would you agree to come on and explain

[@Gfy7365]

Only requirement before interview was he agreed to keep his hands on top of counter

[@arosch_213]

Imagine the interview continues after the commercials and when it comes back on he's just beating it right then and there

[@e_i_e_i_bro]

he's so kinky

[@dbmikeyg255]

Fuck off bots

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

That would be a chad move, just doubling down on it. At that point, I'm pretty sure _The New Yorker_ would not only have to hire him back on, but also appoint him the new CFO, just for the bold brazenness of it.

[@marvinragen]

@@DistractedGlobeGuy when y’all try soundin like Charlie it’s so cringy

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

@@marvinragen yeah honestly it's like the _Men in Black_ cartoon series.

[@MissMarvel_]

This is every person's worst nightmare. The thought crosses your mind that you're live or being listened to. Or when you pee you wonder if you're actually asleep in class. The idea that it became real for this man and it's been televised is actually horrifying.

[@MYLAR.]

only reason I can’t feel bad is because he chose to wack his stick on camera I still have panics about going to the bathroom but I’m actually asleep

[@NaudVanDalen]

It's easy to know that you're awake though.

[@MissMarvel_]

@@NaudVanDalen Not when you're dreaming.

[@JewTube001]

@@MYLAR. yeah he was fully sober and consciousness when he did it. was his own fault.

[@NaudVanDalen]

@@MissMarvel_ You can't even think while you're dreaming unless you're lucid dreaming. In which case you know that you're dreaming.

[@symbiotesoda1148]

This is like when you get forced to say something in front of the whole class, only far, FAR worse.

[@mightybison15]

Bro if I went through what this man went through I'd need therapy too

[@noro329]

I honestly don't know why Charlie is confused on why he took therapy Imagine showing your friends and coworkers your shmeat and having it be on the news mortifying shit

[@okaytyler2774]

I do it every day, I don't see why.

[@tsipliontsip]

@@okaytyler2774 , okay Tyler.

[@NegaRenGenX2gay2lift]

@@okaytyler2774 well, some people are just camera shy

[@leatheryfoot6354]

4:36 "unless your dick is left or right leaning, I guess." That joke is underrated and should be appreciated.

[@MrTigroz]

“Shall we move onto the news?” I assure you no one was able to pay attention after that

[@ryangallant4942]

Classic Toobin always getting himself into wacky shenanigans

[@sirsmokeefortwence25]

Not as embarrassing as Prince Andrew's interview about Epstein. Or that guy that went skydiving and pooped himself in front of his entire family and cried.

[@wizardsmix7961]

ok that skydiving video sounds hilarious how do I find it

[@nikobellic2086]

@@wizardsmix7961 i also would like to see this

[@ryanreis8814]

@@wizardsmix7961 same

[@hankbellamy]

Can’t find the skydiver vid

[@ZaPaMi3]

Anyone find the skydiving video? Lol

[@iAmClickBaitYT]

Charlie has more bots in his comment sections than a pornhub comment section

[@DavidUtau]

Lmao

[@RockAndStoner445]

Dam your not wrong

[@jeromeeeeeD]

holy shit truu

[@joemama2737]

I count 1 2 3 4 5 bot comments. Videos been up for 5 minutes Edit, currently 15

[@oshabot1646]

you were right look at these replies...

[@wrathofsunz6641]

He was hated for doing something that literally everyone does. Life makes no sense sometimes

[@suckmygooglies99]

Idk where you’re from but doing it in the work place is a little frowned upon in America.

[@yahhah3027]

Let’s just ignore context

[@darthhatall6961]

Not everyone would beat it on a zoom call though.

[@jdkoz98]

I can’t imagine how he’s handling it that well. This dude is unwavered

[@jdkoz98]

Gigachad move if I say so myself

[@rebeccaemma6293]

Idk dude looked like he was gonna break down after the interview 😭

[@van4195]

he's probably into it lol

[@Ajay-2]

Legit quote from Jeffy “It’ll be hard, but you can beat it” The irony is uncanny

[@yeehaw1181]

What the fuck is going on

[@aabahdjfisosososos]

Dude was literally playing with his chicken on Zoom and acted as if nothing happened 😂

[@thisaccount2723]

No one asked+cry+ratio

[@Forgiveiolord]

@keep rollin penguinz clone kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZpW5pGOFgdd9na8

[@thefoochie2118]

L+ratio+you’re white+cope and seethe

[@JulianR2JG]

@keep rollin kzbin.info/www/bejne/raTNl4qaiNqWfqc I reply this to every bot

[@JulianR2JG]

@The TacoCat kzbin.info/www/bejne/raTNl4qaiNqWfqc I reply this to every bot

[@scavengerspc]

*Everyone* has their thing. That is why people squeal in such delight when someone else gets caught.

[@carlroy]

That is soo creepy, imagine the dirt he must have on peoples not to have been fired.

[@L1mb0907]

I think charlie might be the only guy to make his reaction to a video shorter than the video hes reacting to

[@pumpkingkingoftoons6185]

Jacksepticeye's dad is in heaven hopefully

[@snack_bar2474]

It's because he has made it to where he doesn't react to the whole video on stream, because he changed his content on YT night. I know, I'm not a bot lol.

[@whereami2700]

@@snack_bar2474 have you not watched the new KZbin Nights? He did react to this full video. Also, the only thing he changed is that he will ask for permission to watch videos on stream unless it's from something like the news or trailers and shit like that.

[@izzydizzy2001]

@💎 Savetion 💎 bro wtf?

[@mabselna3867]

There are moments where im like, "eehhhh hes talking and hes still at the begining of the video" but then realise the actual video is already halfway done. Very good

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

That was a real DarkSydePhil moment for that guy.

[@apertureAI-jw1iz]

The fact that he went on a national interview just proves it was a rush for him and he'd totally do it again.

[@Brandon-tz5pn]

I feel sorry for him. That's everybody's worse nightmare.

[@BigBodyBiggolo]

And hes straight up talking about it in national TV. You can say what you want but this dude is a legend for this interview lol

[@ayofrtho7014]

Ooooooorrr just don't fckn do it during a zoom meeting 💀🤦‍♀️

[@victoriamartines5030]

You feel sorry 'cause he did it or 'cause he was caught doing it?

[@mikegonzo2986]

@@victoriamartines5030 caught of course lmao. why would he feel sorry he did it? 💀💀

[@scarlett8782]

you mean it's every morons worst nightmare. also, I have zero sympathy for creeps that j/o in the middle of their workday. these are the same dudes that j/o in their office at work and get creepy with females at their job. obvious life lesson: do private things in private during private times. don't do private things in front of a camera in the middle of your workday.

[@ImJustJonnY.]

That man has all the confidence in the world his balls must’ve covered the entire camera

[@elliotglaser1718]

@Cosmix same

[@Rimjohn]

Got a brake in the meeting and started his own meating

[@Cosmoflips]

lmao.. at least man's honest and not lying like "my zoom is hacked" or smth

[@rivalarc6245]

Man I can't even imagine doing this interview. Or going outside ever again

[@rivalarc6245]

@The TacoCat really I thought the half time show was better than the game

[@kirihara147]

Why? Do you really think he cares that much?

[@angrychickengod3831]

at least he didn't say "I'm a dog walker"

[@mrgreenboy644]

Wait I don't get it

[@uneazypolarb7691]

@@mrgreenboy644 a fucking r/antiwork reddit mod went on national television and said that along with "Laziness is a virtue"

[@namewastakenaaaaaa]

Literally pressing w kzbin.info/www/bejne/m2bJk5agZ6d-q5I

[@jamesquinn4185]

Lol

[@f-22raptorlandingzone30]

At least he didn't say "I'm Doug Walker"

[@tobyornottoby219]

Tried to tick that box on the rice purity test

[@hannahalexy]

When he said "help yourself" she should've hit him with the "well you've already helped yourself"

[@severelyschizophrenic]

And there's me out there checking if I'm muted or not every 5 second

[@CptCupcake5]

I genuinely don’t think Jeff Toobin knew he was still on the call. Imagine beating your meat during a break in the comfort of your own home and all of your colleagues witnessing it, and then having it ruin your entire life and reputation. Poor dude.

[@michaelwilkins1664]

If he's telling the truth then I do feel bad for him, I thought there'd be more sympathy here for him. I feel like if he didn't work for a pretty universally hated company then people wouldn't be as hard on him, although I know nothing about the guy

[@allylilith5605]

@@michaelwilkins1664 sharing the same thoughts. The woman definitely gave off "I want you to be fired, but since I dont have that power, I'll tell everyone about it live" -vibes aswell

[@StillBillyD92]

I'd probably never masturbate again.

[@chrome2297]

Toobin got his Tube out.

[@skulle3453]

That left or right joke was AMAIZNG

[@solidxangryjoer4233]

Doing this should result into therapy, I couldn't understand why Charlie joked that he "Toobin" doesn't need it.

[@umey3445]

It’s because toobin thought the camera was off and it was during a break in the meeting. Charlie doesn’t doesn’t think he needed it because he’s not the victim. But yeah maybe there’s a sex addiction thing to talk through and he might also need therapy to deal with the repercussions of his actions too. He seems to have handled it okay though.

[@Kingolimar354]

Therapy isn't solely meant for victims. I'm honestly starting to think penguinz0 is really dumb with how confident he is with some shit opinions

[@dokibunni]

even if you aren't the "victim", therapy is still needed in many cases. someone who hurts other people needs therapy too to try and get the help they need.

[@umey3445]

@@dokibunni yeah I know. I was just trying to rationalise why Charlie said what he said

[@Adam-cq2yo]

Gotta give the guy props, he knew what to say in that interview. I mean, probably shouldn't have been in an interview, but he was _ready._ Smooth as the juice he squeezed.

[@kishDoesThings]

Hands on the table toobin.we aren't taking any chances.

[@smeep1735]

This guy will never forget about this

[@moleahjobe]

I like how he’s sat there with his hands on the table like someone said before he went on air “you dare get it out today buddy”

[@me-cg9yi]

He always finds the the most stupidly entertaining stuff

[@namewastakenaaaaaa]

Literally pressing w kzbin.info/www/bejne/m2bJk5agZ6d-q5I

[@AnneIglesias]

All thanks to chat

[@richardgarrison8328]

This isn’t really something to find- it was a pretty big story

[@iwannaeatspaghet9303]

But he has so many bots in his comment section

[@doesthisIookinfected]

@@iwannaeatspaghet9303 I swear it's ONLY Charlie's channel that has this many bots...

[@khanohmss]

“They had him come on CNN” - you’re a legend Charlie!!!

[@mr.leanguine6214]

I feel like everytime he passes his coworkers in the studio, they make jokes about him at the water cooler. 😂

[@wilsonwolff7103]

Charlie seems to think therapy is only for people who are victims, and I just want to point out that's not how it works. There's all sorts of levels to therapy. People who have an attraction to children they don't want to act on go to therapy. People go to therapy for anger issues. This guy went to therapy so they could work on whatever is in him made him do this stupid shit.

[@lwo7736]

Oh stop getting hung up on a single comment that he probably didn't think too much about, it's not a big deal

[@alexd4566]

@@lwo7736 We can criticize whatever statements of his we like. He’s a public figure and should be more responsible with his words

[@wilsonwolff7103]

@@lwo7736 It's not like I'm bashing the man I just wanted to point out the misconception. God forbid I make a reasonable respectful criticism of someone I enjoy.

[@n1ppe]

@@lwo7736 Charlie does the same thing to others, let people do it to him. He literally does that in this video many times.... He's not perfect and he's not immune to critisism. People are just trying to correct him because he said stupid shit...

[@mr.voided9163]

@@alexd4566 He is also a human being who made 1, barely noticeable, comment However I still think he can be criticized by it considering he made the video. Just not held to an inhumanely high level of responsibility

[@TrashComments]

The fact that he doesn’t show any remorse and explains why he did it in a calm and normal manner is quite shocking

[@Salvi_J2]

Call him Chad Toobin

[@adriatical9016]

@keep rollin Nice try bot

[@SHINR__]

@💎 Savetion 💎 ? Dumb bot.

[@justinthenoob]

I appreciate the blunt approach over trying to hide it though

[@Ripplelabs.Xrparmy]

He’s prolly still doing it, wouldn’t surprise me

[@andrewlopez3752]

This. This is gold

[@nan2339]

Bad people need therapy in order to be better. Not only this, but there is a degree of trauma present from being exposed

[@mahfoudseraf5995]

Nope

[@nan2339]

@@mahfoudseraf5995 Google it.

[@Adipose69]

Important business being discussed, you're gonna need that post-nut clarity. JToob wasn't just efficient, he was diligent, courageous, ride-or-die. He's not a man, he's a hero, a modern day saint, the embodiment of true commitment to the cause. We salute you JToob.

[@KingseekerFrampt]

I shed a tear reading this

[@mrlucius57]

Im glad someone gets it

[@timburrr]

beautiful articulation

[@charlieel36]

Underrated comment

[@Volyren]

A real man's man. What a gigachode.