Most Hilarious Sea Creature Stand Up Jokes | Jim Gaffigan

[@ROCKMTHI]

Gaffigan is so fun and easy to listen to. He can make fun of anything or anyone without sounding cruel and demeaning. He makes you laugh at yourself. So much more talent than the average comedian.

[@sherribauer884]

Hysterical!

[@patriottroll1764]

The manatee bit makes me laugh every time. 😄 "You live in the ocean 'cause you ain't got no job."

[@sandyn3384]

Sea pig whatever✋😂

[@Lawliet734]

Jim Gaffigan is the only comedian who has or will ever have 16 minutes of sea creature jokes.

[@pirate__crewman]

It’s not that hard of a feat to achieve lmao

[@Fenrir-zt1kp]

@@pirate__crewman but when you have 16 minutes about every topic lol

[@vsvntvnv]

@@pirate__crewman try 16mnts of horse jokes than you’ll achive mastery

[@Winterstick549]

Or horses,, lol.

[@tjjames9846]

@@pirate__crewman- Well, it’s been 2 years, let’s hear your 16 minutes of sea creature jokes. You know, that easily attainable feat, according to you.

[@peggysadowski4026]

Gaffigan makes me laugh and smile the whole time I’m listening to his routines.He’s great!

[@benbrophy7192]

Heard these before but are still just as funny every time I hear him. Favorite comedian!

[@AnnaPxx]

I could watch this video for hours on end... all exceptional throughout but the routine on whales is pure comedy gold. Apart from the brilliance and originality of the jokes, his expressions, timing and whale sounds are just PERFECT 🤣🤣

[@rikk319]

His manatee story was the first one I ever saw, decades ago. My wife and I had never laughed so hard together in our young marriage. "Sea cow" has been a running joke between us all this time!

[@mikemilnes7093]

Thank you Jim, you always bring me out of the funk i sometimes find myself in. Your better than any antidepressant out there.

[@jean2479]

With ear buds in so I don’t wake the hubs, trying to whisper laugh lol but it’s futile lol!! Jim, you’re my favorite!!

[@ronnymatthews4133]

Hi Jean, ❤I hope your Hubby's name is Gerry, Laugh all night, AND tell Hubby's you were dreaming about a Ger,,,Laugh/ Giraffe❤p.s. Greetings fRoM HALIFAX NOVA SCOTIA 🇨🇦 CANADA 😊

[@peters972]

In the past Gaffigan would have arrived on a Viking ship and ransacked your village. That pent up anger is now directed towards lobstahs.

[@Fenrir-zt1kp]

The only comedian that can say “because I’m white” and it’s still hilarious

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

Yes but he would have done it politely, he wouldn't have raped anyone and on the way home he'd think of a really good joke about it all.

[@Junior1986_]

He is really underrated I think that he is one of the best comedians of our time !

[@rickwilliams967]

He's literally one of the most successful comedians on the planet

[@delataylor]

Define underrated.

[@nathandodge665]

There's no such thing as underrated

[@nathandodge665]

​@@rickwilliams967do you mean financially?

[@brianlake2905]

The whale impression always kills me

[@AnnaPxx]

Every single time - it's so good that even Jim cracks up 🤣

[@poltronafrau]

UUUUUUuuuuuuUUUUUUUUuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUU

[@tastymouse]

Jim at his best. I'm dying here!

[@rebeccamiller475]

The whale jokes are my favorite! 🐧 🌊 🐡 🐙 🐚 🐬 🐳 🐋 🐟 🐠 (I went a little overboard with the emojis.)

[@AnnaPxx]

They are fab! 🤣

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

😮😮😮,😘

[@harrycarroll5170]

Is he going to tell more whale jokes 😅😅

[@GBfanatic15]

he makes seafood sound disgusting but I love everything he mentioned XD

[@catharineorellana3522]

Actually seafood IS disgusting, so I agree with Jim on that one!!!

[@TheC.O.-VISIT]

Those whale sounds get me every time 🤣

[@kobbetop]

Amazing to watch Jim Gaffigan turn into an elderly Jack Nicholson at the end.

[@jackdaniels4851]

So you mean jack Nicholson now? Lol

[@drewtheunspoken3988]

Young Gaffigan looks like one of those random scientists in the background of a movie who usually die in the first act.

[@trolltothebank]

EXACTLY haha

[@herpdiversity9152]

This is so true.

[@awebtoonreader4979]

Yes exactly 🤣

[@janelliot5643]

Somebody should tell him this! It's perfect, Drew, and maybe he would put it in his Act

[@drewtheunspoken3988]

@@janelliot5643 I would if I ever met him.

[@beckywszalek726]

I hadn't seen the whale bit before, lol!!!!! Can't stop laughing!

[@ahhu.]

The whale voice is spot on 🤣

[@AnnaPxx]

Absolutely! 🤣

[@laurieo877]

He never fails to make me laugh which i need to do more often.

[@rogersockwell]

Love that he made seafood funny. Wide-open topic, and he did it proud.

[@LadyVoldemort]

The "blub-brrrrrr" one always got me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That is indeed what my big fat butt sounds like.

[@StellaSirenSongs]

As someone who is equally grossed out by all seafood, thank you Sir

[@Jane-nt3vy]

Jim is the funniest comedian ever!!! 😂😆

[@davidgarcia6095]

The whale bit priceless,you need to get your on tv show.

[@helene420]

I think this was the funniest compilation of Jim Gaffigan I've ever heard, at least I can't remember laughing so hard all by myself that sides hurt 🤣🤣🤣

[@kathrynbrown1575]

Thank you Jim, you bring laughter to the end of my day with my over "melodious" children. Sincerely, thank you😊

[@michelleshorey8103]

The whales crack me up every time. Thanks Jim.

[@TV-jn4dh]

I was thinking "at least it's not horse jokes", while he started the seahorse joke. Well played, Jim.

[@DJSquish76]

You are a true fan

[@reneeschwider6136]

Gotta love his horse jokes though

[@reneeschwider6136]

@@DJSquish76 I've seen him twice plus in person @ the Grey Snail 🐌

[@yournamehere1886]

This is the first Jim Gaffigan comedy video,that I've watched, for a long time, with some of the material, that I haven't even i seen yet... 😂

[@colleen7722]

Jim Gaffigan is always a delight

[@sideshowtink]

The paella bit made me laugh so hard!

[@TwilightedForever1]

I need Jim Gaffigan every morning with my coffee to get my day started right! 💖

[@mitoguitarman]

Thank you for the good night stories!

[@cyoungledesma]

Bug meat! Oh my gosh I never knew this!! Lawbstuh! A giant sea scorpion 🦂. Aaaahhhhh run!

[@mattjamison484]

Eurypterid.

[@PhoenixProdLLC]

Finally someone besides me calls lobster and shrimp what THEY ARE: SEA INSECTS! FOR GODS SAKE THEY'RE FEEDING IS BUGS! (runs from room screaming)

[@michaelo5665]

Embrace the bugs! In fifty to a hundred years we all will have to.

[@luisaroman7108]

Jim works so hard to give us laughter

[@kevinhuddleston7578]

Mister Gaffigan cheerleaders get better every time I watch him! LOL thank you so much

[@pammicakes41]

Omg, hysterical .....You truly are the funniest comic I have ever heard!!!

[@francescaa8331]

Funny bits! Thanks for my daily dose.

[@ComeWhatMay11]

Jim never disappoints!!

[@debc7341]

I Declare ...he’s hilarious except when he talks politics

[@youeweu]

@@debc7341 Politicians talking politics are funny enough.

[@linshanhsiang]

@@debc7341 Well, to be fair when he talks politics he's not TRYING to be funny.

[@debc7341]

linshanhsiang when he talks politics he isn’t funny, well that’s my point. I like 😆

[@CrazexSteve]

“I try not to eat things that also make jewelry” 🤣😂🤣

[@CaptainMarvel-v5o]

Omg spot on about the butter lol 😂

[@debispilker4392]

Love your seafood jokes!

[@amberhoy9697]

Jim always cracks me up, no matter how I'm feeling! 🤣 Sea bugs!🤣🤣🤣

[@grheryford]

Watching these videos while dealing with Omicron (for a month) has been it’s own kind of wonderful medicine.

[@davidchapman7667]

His whale bit has got to be my favorite. That and bug meat, snot rocks, boat captains.

[@crystallady6707]

I’m annoyed by people that hate seafood. But love Jim! Lol

[@davidschneide5422]

I like the idea of eating seafood, but my tongue doesn't agree with me. It spits it out, like liver, before I can even chew.

[@marystephens765]

I’m vegan as I don’t like murdering any animals

[@youeweu]

@@marystephens765 What about insect pests, parasites and vermin?

[@marystephens765]

@Andrew zzstu Kolozsvary literally, no one asked you to criticize me

[@marystephens765]

@Andrew zzstu Kolozsvary literally, maybe you are not educated to the fact that humans eat way too much animal. It’s not healthy and it’s contributing to climate change. Charles Darwin’s great grandson is a scientist. He has said that if we cut back to one serving of animal to three times a week, we can reverse climate change. Literally, I have the right to express myself whether or not you like what I say

[@michelemccabeross379]

I literally laughed out loud each and every time I watch your comedy. Thank you for the best giggle fest ever.

[@meej33]

Please believe me that the bit about paella is uncannily accurate and 100% spot on. You can never eat paella at the right place, it is always the wrong place or the wrong paella. I'm sorry but that is THE LAW.

[@millsykooksy4863]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@adilouie]

I grew up at the Jersey Shore, eating Seafood like a Champ! Now, I'm completely grossed out by it. Friends of mine who are Commercial Fishermen will tell you that the best place to find crabs is where the sewage runoffs are, or a dead body. Blahhh... nope. They are bugs..

[@melherron1]

This is Brilliant Proof!

[@wayneurquhart1967]

Do you run sewage straight into the sea? ( I don't mean you personally)

[@adilouie]

@@wayneurquhart1967 They did. I don't know if they still do. I know that they still run rain water drains into the ocean. They used to take garbage and dump it in the ocean. Gross.

[@reneeschwider6136]

And lobster killers make me angry, boiling a creature alive is torturous.. 😰🦞

[@millsykooksy4863]

🤢

[@TeamCat1128]

The manatee bit almost made me pee my pants!😂🤣

[@StoneE4]

Jim's whale impression sounds quite similar to Buffalo Bill from _The Silence of the Lambs._ 😁

[@karenjohnson8238]

I love his sense of humor I laugh till I cry!

[@WOK-YT-handle]

“Yeah, whatever Sea Pig” 😅

[@user-yw4fh4pw3q]

He really nailed that Ricki Lake audience member. In every way.

[@ENFPerspectives]

Him is logical and hilarious; a step above sarcasm 🙌❤️

[@suebrown3465]

“Harvey the Lobstah “Fan Club! 🦞

[@tcaves3053]

He is so funny I watch his shows over and over. Good clean comedy .

[@TheLochs]

I love Jim!

[@HerculeseBaby]

Omg this guy is hilarious!!!!

[@michelledean6157]

Funniest comic in ages 😂❤

[@micahbush5397]

I just love the voice he uses for the manatee. However, manatees don't have a blubber layer, which is why they're only found in warm waters.

[@SuperSavvyTravelersLLC]

The whales jokes are just so funny!

[@никита-север]

Jim, you ROCK!!!! I ADORE YOU!!!!

[@jluttr9808]

Just saw you in the movie Troop Zero. You were great and should do some material on the actors (kids+) interaction and set experience. Thanks for giving me my best lung clearing laughs each day during this hard 2020.

[@davegibson9641]

An excellent comedian!

[@TheRealArtimusKnight]

Jim one of the things about your stuff that I like is that you don’t scream into the microphone. No seriously

[@JoeHernandez1210]

I love Jim's warp mind.lol

[@ronnymatthews4133]

❤yup 😅and EATing Octopus:everybody gets a LEG, food that REALly,Sticks to your Ribs, BUT the Washrooms are always...OCTOpied,octopied😮❤😊🎉❤

[@linshanhsiang]

I get the feeling that Jim does not like seafood!

[@AnnaPxx]

What makes you think that 🤣

[@mers3481]

I really like his whale jokes!

[@CerveloR5]

TURFIN BUG BUTT!! 🍤🍤🍤 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kathleendestefano5577]

Lol, I don’t like seafood either Jim, this is perfection ❤️🦀🐠🐙🐠🌊

[@catherined6960]

Seriously how can anyone eat bugs and boogers???? I love all of these jokes, best of the best.

[@carolperczak9938]

Snot from a rock, so accurate.😅😅😅😅😅

[@prif7800]

You can really tell that he enjoys the whale noise that he makes 😂

[@globetrekker86]

Paella is only intended for lunch; cappuccino is only for breakfast… and yet they’re so perfect for any time of day

[@robanderson473]

What's worse than having lobsters on your piano? Crabs on your organ.

[@elliottpaine9259]

"Thats not paella! I will never go there" - have you ever eaten there? "NO I WILL NEVER GO THERE" lol

[@robins.9700]

I'm totally with him on the stance that seafood is disgusting lmao

[@hotslots8504]

turf and bug butt lmao, i love butter too. I'm from Maryland, love that bug. 1/2 a bite of bug meat. I love the work cracking them open yum 😂 you should have mentioned crawfish, like eating a dozen little lobsters

[@penelopepurr]

1. The blowhole joke... f-ing nearly pissed myself 2. "sperm" in sperm whale comes from spermicetti that was harvested from the forehead of the whale. It was used for oil for various uses.

[@michaelglassman4548]

Rock with a snot in it, exactly. Lol.

[@christodec]

one of your best ever. lol

[@Nayo68]

Its the first time I see somebody with reverse boldness!! He was bold in his youth and the hair has been growing as he gets older. Thats amazing!!

[@sue-annbray6250]

I feel the same way about seafood, cant stand it!! So funny!!

[@ronnymatthews4133]

❤fRoM,iRONy!why are Whales...so Sad?? 'cause they always...BLUBBER so much❤🎉😂❤

[@matthewshewchuk7405]

That Whale joke was amazing honestly

[@mattlong9259]

Jim in this one when you say you want your wife getting crabs to be a surprise (the word "surprise" is really where you almost nailed it) you come very close to doing a version of Sean Connery and with a little tweaking I think you could pull it off convincingly.

[@katrinat.3032]

I love this seafood/bug skit. I hate fish and they do look like gigantic bugs to me

[@charlesbush7822]

if you're feeling crabby just watch Jim gaffagin. he'll pull you out of your shell.

[@sandrariley8528]

The baby version of the dinner crab 🤣

[@karenbrandenberger517]

The whale jokes are so funny

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

Jim Gaffigan videos should come with a warning:"don't eat, drink or smoke while watching 😂😂😂LMAO LOL 😅😂😂LMAO

[@linshanhsiang]

"Well, I ordered it....it never came".. Why is that so damned funny???

[@fenysnake]

The guy who named the sperm whale was the same one who named a planet Uranus, i believe..

[@amys1885]

hilarious. complete hilarity

[@wheresyouraloha]

Brilliantly hilarious 😂 lol 😆