Funniest Technology Stand Up Comedy Jokes | Jim Gaffigan

[@Rockgod627]

Jim Gaffigan. If you see this, you are my hero. I have listened to you every night for 3 years now. You have helped me with stress and anxiety. Thank you so much for being you!

[@ellonysman]

I agree...best discovery I've ever found on the internet...President Gaffigan😮

[@rebeccalincoln9004]

'Laugh again with Gaffigan"

[@originsofthesoul929]

Me, too! I listen before bed to laugh and let the stress of the day go.

[@jamesfreeman2258]

I saw Jim G in Cedar Rapids and we laughed from the beginning of his set to the end. He is a smooth, intelligent, saavy and yeah kind comedian. Thanks for the memories Jim G.

[@1999bmwm3baby]

Jim and his wife have fined tuned his performance to the point of complete genius! So funny!!

[@ellonysman]

They are geniusez

[@rhondastc9884]

“…. Did you bring a canoe? Cuz there’s a river.” I went into hysterics hearing this! Thank you!!!!

[@rheaandnicdaw4356]

Clean comedians are always the best.

[@ScottThomas-t7o]

Absolutely

[@WdawgSmith]

Always is a strong word.

[@dizzolve]

I grew up with Jim. He's always been funny but as I look back, he's one of the best ever to do it

[@chiendinh-je2xi]

Jim is also very intelligent too

[@heatherhellickson9166]

Yes, I agree, I don’t feel the pain while watching Jim. He’s been a great friend! He gives solace during this awful year. I lost my father 5 months ago and Jim gives a break from the beginning grief

[@carefulpilgrim]

May the Lord comfort you in your loss.

[@dorothysittler7370]

My Mom, uncle, aunt passed since January last year. No closure because of COVID....I feel your pain.

[@nursecathy123cat]

@@dorothysittler7370❤😢

[@grass07blue19go]

tears running down my face from laughing . Jim is over the top funny and we all need to laugh to get through this life. Thank You Jim

[@oscarsalazar3604]

He still makes me laugh......I think he and Jeanie should get a medal of honor for this contribution to American sanity during the 2020 insanity event....

[@maenad1231]

Jim’s uploads were truly the only thing keeping me sane back when quarantine was mandated

[@screechingwind114]

I Love Jim and his Family 🤍💙🤍

[@vsznry]

You mean covid? Why do you people continue to deny science?

[@fisherdickens]

"You leave a Japanese bathroom cleaner than when you went in. You leave an American bathroom with PTSD." 😂!

[@Fourtondragon]

Jim said “restroom” :) He’s so polite, lol

[@francescalegrand4520]

Wednesday !!

[@alizajohnny6422]

I can only listen to him for a little while, d/t I CAN"T STOP LAUGHING!!!! When I am found dead in bed Jim did it, with a smile on my face. Thank You Jim and your wife keep the laughter coming. Stay healthy.

[@GlassMenagerieTF]

Hey Jim. Thanks for keeping us all entertained during crazy 2020.

[@addisonelly6611]

Well it’s a good thing we’re now in 2021! Hopefully all this crazyness will be over!

[@vanfillofrubbish7728]

He's not reading these moron ( and in total fairness I just forgot how to spell moron and had to use voice command) my point still stands idiot. Have a blessed day im a christian 🙏

[@THINJIMI]

@@vanfillofrubbish7728 - The other day I forgot what Alzheimers was called...lol.

[@jacquelineritter3456]

@@addisonelly6611 watching in 2022.

[@Theindymustangkid]

@@jacquelineritter3456 its 2023 now still not all the way over getting better tho

[@BeatlemaniaPAUL]

Thanks for the incredible laughs. Discovered your stand up on Sirius and found your KZbin channel. You have surpassed every comedian before you, literally. Clean jokes that l can actually relate to everything you say. Lol. Thanks man.

[@raybin6873]

Escalators are one the few machines that are still functional even when it's broke down.

[@triedandtrue142]

Also a carving knife:)

[@mudmudmudmudmud7605]

Mitch Hedberg had a joke about escalators that are broke. The end is "thank you for the convenience"

[@dondee5439]

Comedian Mitch Hedberg for the win.

[@NoahKazanjian]

Ive watched at least 1 jim gaffigan bit practicly evrey day in quarentine

[@blackneos940]

You are the hero we don't deserve, but you ARE the hero we need.

[@swgforthefence]

💕 I so miss my mom calling me daily 💕. Mom would leave me a message as if we were having a conversation if I missed one call 😚. Mom was in her 80's. Miss you Mom!!! 😕

[@jake90770]

My mom does the same 😁 she old school

[@ginatucci201]

My dad did too! He was lucky to get out of 2020 in Sept💔💓

[@swgforthefence]

@@ginatucci201 I am so sorry for your loss. 💕💕💕 I got your reply right away. I was awake. Guardian angels are great. Dad will watch over ya. 💕💕💕

[@jaxbchjim]

My mom would end each voicemail as if signing a letter: Bye, Mom As if I wouldn’t know it was her 😅

[@StupiderWithAB]

I enjoy the stupidity. Almost as much as i enjoy the stupidity of my stupid comedy videos. Weird. 😶

[@lairdde]

Great work Jim! Thanks for keeping everyone laughing!

[@shanks4391]

When the escalator broke and he yelled, "I'm trapped!! Help!" I choked on my food.

[@arethavanhorn7010]

The lost remote control when you haven’t moved 😂 …Guilty 🤣

[@barbaracharette9448]

Jim Gaffigan is my my favorite comedian! Always makes my day! 😂

[@betseygoldwasser1995]

This just became my new daily dose of serotonin.

[@gj6645]

Mine too

[@markdemell3717]

@@gj6645 Yeah ,I know.

[@StupiderWithAB]

I enjoy the stupidity. Almost as much as i enjoy the stupidity of my stupid comedy videos. Weird. 😶

[@catharineorellana3522]

@@gj6645 ምን ማለት ነው?

[@cherriaydelotte8327]

Definitely!!!!!! He is so hilarious and down to earth 😁 It makes my day🤗 Gotta have my Gaffegan Fix🤣🤣😁!!!!!!

[@iamtheoceanr]

Jim, thank you, thank you, thank you!

[@Atlanta-Johnson]

I'm one of the weirdos who thought taking the stairs next to the escalator was a good idea until I was a quarter of the way up the stairs realizing that I wasn't young anymore. I had to take the walk of shame back down to take the escalator up.😂

[@jamesbrooks6734]

"I gotta get spell check for this pen"lol. Jim kills me😂😂😂

[@dahrenchaparro9766]

Jim, thank you so much for always putting a smile on my face and making realize I’m not alone in this crazy world.

[@madcec12]

The Escalator looks down upon the Stairs. You’re nothing more than an organized hill 🤣😂🤣

[@AnnaPxx]

😅👍🏼

[@jackedkerouac4414]

Lol that’s killer

[@cliffordyawn2787]

Jim and Brian Regan are 2 of the best comedians ever.

[@redwingsfan3621]

My two favs for sure!

[@effyoo6081]

Hot pockets are delicious! Take luck!

[@bman6502]

They both prove you can be funny without swearing and being offensive

[@Gray-Wolf]

@@bman6502 Takes a lot of talent to do that

[@_Gizmos_]

My 2 favs of all time

[@jeanniebrown7013]

Thanks for all you do for our country and each citizen 😘. I love your comedy. It's my favorite. Know what we all are going through during 2020 . Laughter is addictive !!!

[@mo-hammadabunaser1367]

"I wanna hear your voice.. daddy" "Then buy my album"

[@julivictoria4501]

Landline is helpful to make my cellphone ring to locate it when i lost it somewhere in my home

[@silverstrike6048]

EXACTLY!

[@Myrddnn]

With textnow, you could do it from your computer, if you have one.

[@marioStortuga]

If you have alexa or Google home you can just say ring my phone for the ultra lazy 😁

[@VirgiMacG]

🤣

What happens when you misplace your landline phone?

[@god-tx4xz]

Thank you for your work.

[@carolyngregory9092]

Just love your talent. To be able to be so funny and clean is refreshing. My husband, 85 yr old Mom and 12 yr old son saw you in Indiana PA and loved it.

[@PhoenixProdLLC]

"I wish I could take a low quality photo of my dessert and text it to someone who's not interested."😂😂😂

[@amandajensen3382]

To be fair, the camera in my phone is much better quality than the digital camera I had ten years ago.

[@PhoenixProdLLC]

@@amandajensen3382 True, but to me it's still a case of trivializing somebody else's time by sending them pictures of your lunch, unasked for.

[@StupiderWithAB]

I enjoy the stupidity. Almost as much as i enjoy the stupidity of my stupid comedy videos. Weird. 😶

[@kenjinks5465]

Thank you for doing this Jim, you bring a light in these dim times.

[@dhess140]

Clean comedy is wonderful. I have been a Gaffigan fan a long time.

[@blountfarms3660]

OMGoodness he kills me. Jim's the best hands down

[@kathleenpenny9388]

Jim, how can you be so funny? Your the greatest! Thanks

[@zacharykrage5133]

Thank you for making my days so much better

[@lzditalia]

Jim you are the best at clean funny! Love your gigs!😘

[@addiegilkerson3738]

I have listened to all of these sketches, but I just had a complete giggle attack in the shower this morning listening to this compilation. It’s 6:30 am! How?!🤣🤣

[@gordongraham7]

I was laughing loudly the entire video. So funny because it's all so true! I've experienced the Chinese no-toilet myself. It's an interesting experience!!

[@ronspielman3557]

You should keep your political views to yourself I will no longer listen to you Jim even though I think you're funny

[@1stamendmentmedia464]

@@ronspielman3557 We still don't miss you! Btw...youbtube reports show your account has watched more videos. So ha!

[@mudmudmudmudmud7605]

@Ron Spielman Do you hear yourself?

[@MK-vj5eh]

I already hit the like, Jim Gaffigan never fails to make me lol

[@MacynBecca]

Me too!!

[@mxracks]

Hey there Jim thanks for the entertainment. We need a chance to unwind and free the mind.

[@TeamCat1128]

The joke about a remote for his phone has been answered with Alexa. When we were kids we predicted flying cars. I guess when thinking about future technologies, should’ve considered how much people wanted to be lazy. 😆

[@joannefarrugia429]

One of the best American comedians xxlive him so natural

[@anniejacobs7126]

😅😂😄 thank you for making me laugh Jim Gaffigan!

[@darlahenri8095]

Thank you, I listen in morning before getting out of bed and at note when getting into bed. ButBjornni still don't want to get out of bed but you make it easier. You make it all easier.

[@patriciajaramillo3264]

Funny, funny, funny. Thanks again for good times watching your videos.

[@shahe05]

I listen to you everyday. Some jokes, well almost all jokes, I can listen to over and over. I've also been enjoying your podcasts. You are a great human being.

[@truesouthdesigns4304]

Thank you for making us laugh!

[@yourfriendlyneighbor985]

Bwahahahaaaaaa!!! I just love this man... Platonically...

[@megmathisen9072]

Hi Jim, got to be honest… I didn’t know you from Adam prior to the start of Covid. It’s May 2023 and I am watching repeats over and over and over. Pretty sure in 2025 I’ll send another update… still watching, still laughing. Thank you for being funny.

[@KJ_2020]

the entire escalator bit is gold 👏👏

[@francescaa8331]

I loved these tech jokes. Thanks for my daily video.

[@spuckz]

Wow these clips are a good example for mastering your timing and playing with your voice to underline the important PARTS! It is possible you Never find your mojo or it took you 30 years of Hard work. But once you find it, you never let it go and make it your own! Much respect!

[@chiendinh-je2xi]

Love your comedy and your sausage fingers

[@Alice-re9ix]

Oh, my God! Jim, you are fantastic!!! I love you very much.

[@ofcv1238]

More Jim Gaffigan…and there is already lots out there!

[@vadamsable]

You can see and hear Jim's evolution. He's so good he doesn't even need background art😃☺.

[@bengray423]

CLEAN COMEDY!

[@eileenkennard2137]

“Thanks spellcheck……”🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂❤️❤️🥰🥰🧜🏼‍♀️

[@thesonofdormammu5475]

I'm a father of 5 and in my late 40's, I feel like every joke he makes is about my life.

[@tomwahl7838]

Thanks for making me laugh every day!!

[@enfieldjohn101]

So fun to see some of your early bits. Great! Love how relatable these jokes are.

[@binnurdinc7805]

I was laughing as I was watching the "hole toilet" bit, until I realized.....we..also have those.. oops. AND THEN YOU LITERALLY MENTIONED YOUVE BEEN TO ISTANBUL, I am so happy. Thank God you exist ♥️

[@SpinDash]

This is an especially good one. I always liked the “organized hill” observation

[@Cartier_specialist]

😂😃😄😅😂 I thought I was going to pass out on the changing tomorrow to next week joke.

[@davidbakke9293]

*BEEP* “hello, tell jim his dad called” LOL

[@philipberthiaume2314]

Jim's dad story reminds of a roommate I had who during the ice storm of 1998 in Canada, called home and left a message on our electric powered voice recording answering machine. She asked me to call her back and let her know if the power had been finally restored...😅

[@teresahowick5197]

😂. Oh that ice storm was something else eh? It was so eerie. I needed seed for my bird so I walked to Canadian tire. It was all dark. On the way back I was near my friend’s house and I heard a cracking sound. I didn’t know if I should run or stay (because I didn’t know where it was) but decided to run. Rang her bell. No answer. I was freaking out. Then I remembered that bells are electric 🤦‍♀️. Best part was my dream come true, two extra weeks no school yay! Now my kids got an extra 3 months!! Yay Covid 😡

[@connied2720]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣Jim thank you very much for making gloomy days very tolerable🙏

[@margareteraab3899]

OMG, working in South Korea in the late 1980s, I ran into the squat toilet.. horrible, thankfully more and more places had Western style the following years. Quite an experience 😂

[@KitC916]

Actually better for you, anatomically speaking. We are mammals who should squat, not sit.

[@glug307]

God loves you guys!

[@balderdashery1]

OK. I've watced everything.....twice. Thanks Jim.

[@sheylaabarca9754]

How did his voice changed and he grew more hair!!?? He's hysterical though!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏

[@videogalwatch]

Money 2 U does that.

[@robertodibaggio8181]

" Its like having a dead butler.." 😄

[@cynthiaarmstrong7972]

“Casket on a string” 😂😂😂😂

[@jen-suesparks8061]

Hi James , I love love love this guy ,Today i put him on just to get a laugh , i do everytime, The pandemic one was friggen awesome , i would love to have this gift of gab, He can make anything funny, God bless Him and family and keep him ,watch over you all, Love you

[@maenad1231]

Jim doesn’t know what he’s missing out on. Conquering a long flight of stairs makes you feel like you defeated a video game boss on hard mode irl

[@nachtegaelw5389]

When I worked on the eighth floor, I used to take the stairs everyday & see how fast I could go up! It was fun lol

[@triedandtrue142]

Unbelievable! The cat's asleep! So true XD

[@sandrajeanferguson6340]

I have more photos of my children than my father looked at me 🤣🤣🤣

[@new-bp6ix]

3:58 Guess what, we now have a remote control for the phone called the Apple Watch XD

[@brianjoyce9040]

Jim greatness

[@mglmouser]

«Stairs are just organized hills». I hope you realize how genius this observation is.

[@carolecook1116]

Yes! Brilliant! Also liked, "I need spell check for this pen."

[@nellieneeman]

Laugh-out-loud funny. Still upset I missed your Cincinnati show :-(

[@pumpkinporter1108]

YOU ROCK JIM!!

[@rointo]

Jim Gaffigan has been played by several similar-looking actors over the years.

[@evank3718]

I am quite swell today. Thank you very much!

[@elenavonpavel-pitts3442]

Escalator??? Am terrified to use them! Was a security guard in college. Chased a thief running up the DOWN Escalator...he twisted around, did a full judo kick directly to my face. I began tumbling down the NEVER STOPPING HEAVY SHARP METAL STAIRS. Woke up with a torn up face, hands, shredded and bruised legs and arms...a real mess. And yes, he got away with the shirt and tie. Was it worth it? NOOOO!!

[@maryknight4109]

Wow. I am so sorry to read that.

[@nightbotrulz3360]

Funny as always

[@nancybrown8338]

Thanks for the laughs today Jim.

[@iliketowatch.]

(4:00) "I need a remote for my phone!" Isn't that basically what an Apple Watch is?

[@drinkinslim]

Who invented the Apple Watch? Um, Jim Gaffigan.

[@jen-suesparks8061]

It is so amazing ,that you can make any topic , ANY TOPIC, funny, and You show the stupid side of the topic we had not noticed until you brought it up, I pray you and your family always see the funny side , God bless you and your family,. and may the Blessings run you down, and over-take your lives, in the best of all life is.. Love you Jim.

[@carefulpilgrim]

Just hilarious! Jim, a few short decades ago Russia had the squat/stand "toilets" - they actually paved holes in the ground with tiles in lighter colors to show where you put your feet. Horrible! Oh, and "soft drink" machines where everyone uses the same cup - you can guess, we never got a drink there!

[@marypegahi9679]

Love you Jim!

[@suebrown3465]

My landlord said we were the only ones in our building to have a landline...I felt like an old dinosaur....🦖

[@afellowamericanafellowamer5317]

Sue Brown- I work with a lot of kids in their 20's. I feel like a dinosaur every day. Sometimes I'll ask them "Have you ever heard of..." No, they really have no idea.

[@carlcox7332]

Back before cell phones were even common, me and a friend moved into a mobile home park in a small town. Apparently we were the first people to ever get a phone line there. Over night we were the talk of the trailer park lmao. There was one pay phone in the park that was the local hangout lol

[@alysononoahu8702]

So many people have thme

[@suefoss3396]

​@@afellowamericanafellowamer5317 and sad.

[@bfkennedy]

Jim never used a piece of tech that didn’t make me laugh! ⚡️ 📻 📺 🔈

[@Welcomeeverthing]

Wow, Jim really going back into the archives in the beginning of this one ... lol

[@paulasloter3906]

Loved Juli’s comment

[@CarlDalach-px4cj]

Spellchecker is always dumber than I am

[@sheffieldamanda]

Jim you look younger now than you did in the early clips!

[@GameyRaccoon]

I wonder why that could be?

[@therealking6202]

I remember watching these during the pandemic, and hearing "I'll be posting a video every day during this pandemic." And in retrospect, it's crazy to think that at one point we thought it was just going to be a few weeks...lol...

[@ryensayr]

The part about cell phone photos just about made me barf laughing