“I can excuse my interest in children, but I draw the line at road safety laws” “You can excuse your W H A T”
@TR4R2 ай бұрын
@@joshuashaw2923 🤣🤣🤣😂😝
@cooldudewithcoolname9447Ай бұрын
to be fair getting t-boned in that thing is just an instant death sentence
@DanielAlves-xe4omАй бұрын
@@cooldudewithcoolname9447At least after getting t-boned, they wouldn't have to buy you a coffin, they can just bury you in this doohickey.
@cooldudewithcoolname9447Ай бұрын
@@DanielAlves-xe4om may he rest in that funny red doohicky
@nosharing-sf2mk3 ай бұрын
bro escaped like Dr. egg man
@Larrythestickmin3 ай бұрын
Underrated comment 💀
@HobbyJ-bi3hp3 ай бұрын
“i hate that hedgehog” ahhh escape
@ReptilianTeaDrinker2 ай бұрын
Dr.Eggman always rides in style. That's why he's the best!
@puppiesarepower36822 ай бұрын
Good one!👍
@frogbutt122 ай бұрын
Bro got away in the egg mobile
@WTFisTingispingis3 ай бұрын
"Roger, Roger!" He speaks with such authority.
@hashbrown7773 ай бұрын
Fenton!
@MaigenMaylight3 ай бұрын
Bro is part of the CIS 💀
@Saivex13 ай бұрын
dawg shut up
@CantTellYou3 ай бұрын
“that’s why we wear a helmet, _Gavin!”_
@notyourkingbro3 ай бұрын
He has a plan
@usmaanilyas86393 ай бұрын
Bro got away in a literal telephone booth
@Therichmothertricker3 ай бұрын
not really
@ALLNETLIKEKOBE3 ай бұрын
Mario kart
@ARTSONICFAN9903 ай бұрын
I didn't knew that the Tarturus has wheels. 😂
@DPSEMAJ3 ай бұрын
Lol
@tdsukid65103 ай бұрын
roger! roger!
@Keegmeister3 ай бұрын
The little electrical *”rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”* in the background as this man is just going “ROGER, ROGER, SHE WAS 15 ROGER!” is killing me. 😭
@SpaceXfan20053 ай бұрын
The fact that the hunter even got to the same hypersonic orbital velocity speed as the Kerosene-LOX powered red colored rocket upper stage is just the cherry on top!
@king_sombrero81933 ай бұрын
that's the sound of a lamborghini V10 in that little mobile satan
@michellevaldez472 ай бұрын
That’s the sound of the hamster on the wheel kicking it into ludicrous speed
@unsteezyaj3 ай бұрын
bro can just tip him over 😭
@chokingonflowers2 ай бұрын
PLEASE😭
@ZynxyHD2 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same shit 😭😭 would’ve been funny as HELL
@salt94853 ай бұрын
"Roger! 😢" Bros yelling at him like a naughty toddler. 💀
@Toro-jx4gn3 ай бұрын
With that toy car he could not be sure if its not a toddler
@EnchantedRose973 ай бұрын
The way he says “Roger” will be stuck in my head forever now
@talhithesilly3 ай бұрын
BAHAHAHAH SAME
@briannelson273 ай бұрын
it has a similir vibe to llamas in hats. CARRRRRLLLL!!!!
@termiterasin3 ай бұрын
SAMIR YOU'RE BREAKING THE CAR
@nickevershedmusic89273 ай бұрын
Yeah it's hilarious
@doyouevendab77Ай бұрын
Is your name roger?
@lecongvinh42723 ай бұрын
Most polite Canadian pursuit ever. "Roger! You know you could go to jail, Roger? That's illegal!"
@th1ng12963 ай бұрын
shame on you!
@chriswiggins16793 ай бұрын
Roger please leave those children be!
@djbloo89963 ай бұрын
XD
@a18yearoldonyoutubeluigi3 ай бұрын
@@lecongvinh4272 We’re different like that, you can even say we’re “not like them”
@hgriff143 ай бұрын
“come on roger, you wont be my buddy if you do this any more, guy.”
@1tsMichael3 ай бұрын
The microphone didn't capture it because it was too loud, but Roger broke the speed barrier multiple times during that skedaddle.
@henriqueteixeira90473 ай бұрын
"Roger, just chat. Roger, JUST CHAT!!! She's 15, Roger, you can't do that! Roger, shame on YOU, Roger!" killed me. That scene was fire.
@YoganKitty3 ай бұрын
for real that killed me 😂
@Channel-zb1fi3 ай бұрын
reminds me of that show with talking llamas.
@Mountinny3 ай бұрын
I let out quite a few giggles
@aaronr65913 ай бұрын
Who framed Roger Rabbit?
@lithiumMetal33 ай бұрын
Roger roger
@papaspaulding3 ай бұрын
"She's only 15 years old roger!" 'And she would have loved these sweet ass wheels' mused roger before switching to 2nd speed as the battery hummed and whirled in defiance
@werto7613 ай бұрын
and then roger said “its rogging time” and proceeded to roge all over the 15 year old
@melkorstormcrown69393 ай бұрын
@@werto761🤣🤣🤣🤣
@LuisSierra423 ай бұрын
@@werto761 Definitely one of the rogers of all time
@danygal063 ай бұрын
@topcommentgod
@melkorstormcrown69393 ай бұрын
@@LuisSierra42 definitely one of the most roger of his time 🤣
@MongoTarzan3 ай бұрын
That shit running off vegetable oil
@Sxcottie3 ай бұрын
omg
@cheeseblast3 ай бұрын
This is too fuckin funny. Crossover XD
@Buddyguy29403 ай бұрын
No lie. My dad used to have a 1998 diesel VW Jetta. And he literally ran that thang on 70/30 vegetable oil and diesel. You just took me way back. Thanks for that. Hahaha
@galvanizeddreamer20513 ай бұрын
You can actually hear the electric motor, I think.
@chillin57033 ай бұрын
@@galvanizeddreamer2051hes probably referencing another video
@single-celled-idiot3 ай бұрын
I like how it genuinely looks like he's driving in a mailbox
@saB_bot3 ай бұрын
Fr
@Vlorium3 ай бұрын
1924: in 100 years we will have flying cars! 2024:
@kawasaki71993 ай бұрын
Roger mobilee
@iiCounted-op5jx3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Vlorium3 ай бұрын
True dude I was to slow for it I didn't see it at first because it's going to fast
@coltonbarnes78613 ай бұрын
Hey, its still a photobooth on wheels, ill take it
@scanimal3 ай бұрын
*2021, when this video is from
@user75163 ай бұрын
If this was a skit it’s pure comedic genius
@MrCmitche113 ай бұрын
this was a real confrontation with a child predator.
@SamuraiHageshi3 ай бұрын
@@MrCmitche11Proof? Send a police report pls
@lincolndyer98373 ай бұрын
@@SamuraiHageshihes a pred catcher out of Canada
@SamuraiHageshi3 ай бұрын
@@lincolndyer9837 based. I watch the Texas guy. Do you know the channel name of the Canada guy?
@sethstraub65763 ай бұрын
@@SamuraiHageshithere wasn’t a police report because he wasn’t actually charged, i live in the town he’s from though so i remember this whole situation, it happened about a year or two ago, the reason he drives that is because he’s disabled from an accident in his youth
@itro31183 ай бұрын
"rogerrrr, you cant do that rogerr. i just wanna talk roger!"
@OffJayPlayz3 ай бұрын
Gave me llamas with hats vibes
@YoganKitty3 ай бұрын
@@OffJayPlayzdaamn thats a throwback
@kikmimi-u8r3 ай бұрын
@MASTEROOGWAYFANPAGEYFGA3yes it does
@itro31183 ай бұрын
@@OffJayPlayz exactly what I was thinking
@ArsonHall3 ай бұрын
“SHOCKER!, GETTTT BACK HEREEEE SHOCKEEEEERRRRR!!!”
@ZacWestling3 ай бұрын
bro got that car out of his happy meal
@sawrii3 ай бұрын
“This thing doesn’t even look real, it looks like it runs off of quarters” 😭
@theussmirage3 ай бұрын
My reaction to seeing a Cybertruck in person
@jaskajokunen37163 ай бұрын
Cybertruck is ugliest thing ive ever seen in person, even uglier than in vids/photos @@theussmirage
@CantTellYou3 ай бұрын
@@theussmirage lol there are only 2 Cybertruck owners in my small city, and both have been the subjects of local news stories because people keep spitting on them & keying them
@blood58983 ай бұрын
and then the awkward one second pause before the cut
@dorcat28673 ай бұрын
Roger is literally piloting a claw machine on wheels😂😂
@pahqz6463 ай бұрын
It’s the fact he’s just able to speed walk beside the Mike Wazowski of cars while questioning him the whole time without even running out breath
@icebite98883 ай бұрын
just how fat are you if you think that little power walk should make you out of breath?
@shadow1150zz3 ай бұрын
Fatness means nothing if you don't eat and never go outside. Mostly the never go outside part tho
3 ай бұрын
What is with that fact?
@Vladimir-V-Kondratyev3 ай бұрын
@@icebite9888 If you are so insecure yourself, eat it up and stay quiet. Also, the op emphasized that the 'car' is slow, not that the guy is fast or something.
@pahqz6463 ай бұрын
@@icebite9888 It’s to emphasise how slow the vehicle he’s driving is. I wouldn’t expect you to understand such a simple sentence past an 8 year old level of understanding, with a name like “icebite” and your wolf profile pic.
@arpylike3 ай бұрын
Bro escaped in a thingymabob
@morgue14843 ай бұрын
this is not an escape it's a skedaddle
@Keegmeister3 ай бұрын
Roger skedaddled in his doohickey
@talhithesilly3 ай бұрын
he slipped in a GewGaw
@leftarmoflife3 ай бұрын
vamoosed in his whachamacallit
@macaroni-pepperoni3 ай бұрын
he legit skidooed out of his gizmo-mobile
@Uniferyes3 ай бұрын
bro is driving a claw machine with wheels 💀
@DawnOfTheOzz3 ай бұрын
Kermit the Frog calmly calling out "Roger, Roger!" while the other guy is bolting like he's trying to break the Goodwood Hillclimb record has to be the most surreal and funniest things I've seen in my life.
@flyingshoes41293 ай бұрын
thanks now i can't unhear it. And it is better that way
@AdmiredCat3 ай бұрын
This comment is amazing
@Stav-Sneaker-Wakefield3 ай бұрын
Amazing ...
@chrismartin64273 ай бұрын
4:24 I've never seen the claw machine go on its own before
@triple263 ай бұрын
I thought I was the only one, Charlie’s man cave is haunted ig 😅💀
@kaivenhiew50643 ай бұрын
Same bro, thought it only moved on stream
@oliverbrooks45883 ай бұрын
Dont know if its true but i heard you can play his machine somehow as a viewer and if you win he will send it to you saw a comment once saying that
@Zempie3 ай бұрын
@@triple26 it's an online claw machine for fans
@michaelcurtis27783 ай бұрын
Roger was driving it
@NastyMick3 ай бұрын
I love the idea of this guy pulling up to the Kiddiemobile periodically and just yelling 'Roger,' for the rest of that guy's life. It's like a Family Guy gag.
@tylersolie51273 ай бұрын
This guy's a great big phoney! Also a pdf file!
@michaeljordan88593 ай бұрын
😂. He has another hilarious one
@artemis19933 ай бұрын
Kiddiemobile 🤣
@R0SE3E3 ай бұрын
This made me giggle. Ty :)
@Ihatedrake-z7g3 ай бұрын
papa must be real proud of his boy.
@TheMAARK3 ай бұрын
3:24 I find it hilarious for how easily he caught up to him
@mikaylav3953 ай бұрын
Roger looks like he stole that car straight from a who in thneedville in the Lorax 💀😭
@VictorC517-83 ай бұрын
He is driving the thneedsmobile 💀 (that was an actual advertisement in the Lorax movie)
@NickHunter3 ай бұрын
I hear a thneed is a thing that all people need
@westondomagala3 ай бұрын
raptors new advertising goes hard
@wallyanders95773 ай бұрын
Nah, Drakes new Toronto Branding Campaign
@fornhunkle3 ай бұрын
@UTTPEmperorMAPPride damn, youtube nuetered you.
@a18yearoldonyoutubeluigi3 ай бұрын
@@westondomagala as if their “global ambassador” wasn’t enough in terms of making their org look sketch. I mean hey at least we’ve won more than the Knicks the last 50 years.
@samehere___---------83 ай бұрын
@@fornhunkle Leave them alone and just report Trust
@Dizcreti3 ай бұрын
Glad someone knew it was the Toronto raptors car😂😭💀
@hankhill31263 ай бұрын
7.4k for that stallion is a steal
@Mewmew-y4m3 ай бұрын
That beast have one and a half horsepower.
@KaraTheGirlie3 ай бұрын
I could buy a sport motorbike with a slightly better engine for 2k on Amazon lol The thing will rip itself apart but
@Tororobas3 ай бұрын
@@Mewmew-y4m i think it might be just the half 😭
@ArdenJu-mf2ue3 ай бұрын
@@KaraTheGirlie if it rips itself apart it’s gonna cause a nuclear explosion like in spongebob
@tockbird99293 ай бұрын
@@KaraTheGirlie🤓👆
@MrBelles1043 ай бұрын
5:30 "That thing was small" is probably why Roger desires a younger age range to suit his evil insecurities.
@Ghost_12363 ай бұрын
4:37 my heart dropped seeing the claw drop the plushy
@yapyapyup3 ай бұрын
It scared me I felt the disturbance in the air
@Peannlui3 ай бұрын
What use does a claw machine need for a plush toy, when it's already filled with plushies? ... nah, it bloody teased us*, like those mobile game ads where you watch the player 'screw up' and it enrages you enough to get the game. *aka Attract Mode
@dylanchaston53023 ай бұрын
In Toronto, that's called a "DUI-Mobile" it's the closest you can legally get to the rush of driving, after your licence has been suspended.
@TangWuSnake3 ай бұрын
Bruh. The "rush" of driving. 🤣
@apollo75573 ай бұрын
Yeah, the rush of driving coming from a 20v drill motor 😂
@DenzelDeji3 ай бұрын
actually it's called a dui mobile
@harmonyquinn25573 ай бұрын
I haven’t heard that term in years 😂
@Kyle2Krazy3 ай бұрын
Nah that’s the Brampton mobile my guy
@salemsmpl3 ай бұрын
the guy literally ran back, took his car and he still catch up to Roger
@IDontmeanit3 ай бұрын
He didn't need the car 😂
@kiwimonifa32003 ай бұрын
Bro just sounds so disappointed with Roger like this is a daily thing
@SlantTrimreal3 ай бұрын
“Roger!!!!! I told you to stop talking to minors!”
@DrWetness3 ай бұрын
That guy has the perfect voice for “im not mad, just disappointed”
@nicematerial3 ай бұрын
If 'not mad, just disappointed' was a person
@jochem4203 ай бұрын
these goofy little cars are actually quite common in the Netherlands (mostly for the elderly and disabled). one guy at the store near my school always managed to double park handicap spots in that thing which is kind of impressive
@annameowwwwww3 ай бұрын
How much are they
@mook__03 ай бұрын
@@annameowwwwwwpretty sure its just a mobility cart with a hard top lol
@s1q2133 ай бұрын
@@annameowwwwwwthey are often a good 10k if you want to get a new one. The people who use them are either elderly people or people who don't have a driving license. They have a top speed of 45km/h which makes them extremely annoying to encounter in traffic
@buurmeisje3 ай бұрын
I was thinking that too, I see these things all the time
@-a68333 ай бұрын
@@s1q213 No those are not the same, at least not the ones I've seen, those are essentially "brommers" with 4 wheels but they have a combustion engine in them, this thing is both slimmer, has smaller wheels, and has an electric engine, it also looks flimsier. If I had to guess it's more of a "scootmobiel" with some plastic bodywork on it, those can go fast on let's say a sidewalk but not 45 kmh, still slow enough to catch up with on foot
@@Clickonme560 here buddy translate this अस्माकं चोदनीयसमयस्य अपव्ययः त्यजतु
@bulldog80803 ай бұрын
@@Clickonme560 sthu bot
@krys52613 ай бұрын
@@Clickonme560HELL YEAH I'M FINNA DIE
@infinitehexington3 ай бұрын
who knows, seems fake
@Norrikan3 ай бұрын
I dunno why, but _"He looks like he's riding off in the head of a Bionicle."_ sent me into a minute-long giggling fit.
@Pain.-3 ай бұрын
Roger count: Cameraman: 28 Charlie: 21 Roger 1 Total: 50
@stutterpunk95733 ай бұрын
i believe you that this is actually accurate
@ba-it3xz3 ай бұрын
Roger that
@MattDramen3 ай бұрын
@@ba-it3xz51
@thefunniestfarm47313 ай бұрын
Sounds like a fun drinking game
@cdargartz2 ай бұрын
i counted 27 from cameraman but i might have missed one
@Elijjjahh3 ай бұрын
Felt the shockwaves from the speed of the car. Holy moly
@Gibblygobbly3 ай бұрын
He was going sonic speed but I doubt that that was the cars full power
@theussmirage3 ай бұрын
ThrustSSC finally has some competition 🤯
@kermitgotthesickkicks42653 ай бұрын
He was Brooming around at the speed of sound I couldn't even see him move
@AUTTPCellTower-s5t3 ай бұрын
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@yapyapyup3 ай бұрын
I woke up to a sudden bang and the ground shook alittle , I finally know what caused it.
@TowersAltonResort3 ай бұрын
Dude drove away in a lightbulb
@LJ-bq9fy3 ай бұрын
If I was drinking milk, it would have come out my nose. 😂
@MIck-M2 ай бұрын
It does beg the question of just how much molestational activity could actually be orchestrated in such a space.
@SebPlaySpaceflight3 ай бұрын
Blud got the little tykes build💀💀💀
@LockonStratos083 ай бұрын
“Roger, she’s only 15cc. You can’t ride her on the street like that, Roger…”
@Celt4203 ай бұрын
Im am gasping for breath lmaao
@original_demonic3 ай бұрын
The way he says Roger sounds like he’s trying to scold a puppy but in a way where he doesn’t want to yell. “Roger! You shouldn’t dig in the back garden!”
@AzraelScott3 ай бұрын
Yes 💀
@Dookieman19753 ай бұрын
“You’ll never catch me once I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE” - Roger
@BigDawg7173 ай бұрын
Hi-ya! 😂
@shankrl13 ай бұрын
HIGHWAAYYY TO THE DANGERZONE
@and-allthat-jazz3 ай бұрын
He knew he shoulda hit the turbo.
@Mars-22p8 күн бұрын
4:33 THE ARCADE MACHINE IS PLAYING ITSELF
@TheDNBBEATS3 ай бұрын
"Its not even a vehicle, its a god dammed doo-hickey"🤣
@n7x3 ай бұрын
Some kind of watchamacallit
@たか06123 ай бұрын
@@n7x A go go gadget if you will
@manocoma3 ай бұрын
A thingamajig.
@aladdout94543 ай бұрын
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@zupergut30153 ай бұрын
@@aladdout9454google says noun. , Informal. , plural doo·hick·eys. a gadget; dingus; thingamajig. Probably some american country slang
@Pokeyrunner3 ай бұрын
Legends say he's still calling Rodger's name to this day.
@Unk0wn_stalk3r3 ай бұрын
Lowkey i think this man would go to his cell to be saying "Roger she is 15 roger! Why?"
@DownWithTheUttp-u5m3 ай бұрын
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@Pokeyrunner3 ай бұрын
@@DownWithTheUttp-u5m I'm surprised KZbin hasn't taken full action against these bots.
@Unk0wn_stalk3r3 ай бұрын
@@Pokeyrunner i feel sad at times seeing it
@Leafangel3 ай бұрын
The true horror is seeing how you spell Roger
@EvellarkAPG3 ай бұрын
"Roger!" Dumbledore said with authority.
@trissybear083 ай бұрын
“Roger!” we all said in unison
@mymop44223 ай бұрын
“Roger!” he begged, “I just want to chat, Roger! Shame on you, Roger!”
@Sandypantz3 ай бұрын
nah that took me a second lmao
@TheGermanEmpire.19142 ай бұрын
Bro got away in a Tomato 💀
@9063 ай бұрын
Bro, the disappointment in his voice as he calls Roger's name is crazy.
@fireentertainment53 ай бұрын
He sounds chill, yet upset
@AUTTP-ON-TOP3 ай бұрын
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@sheslikeheroin933 ай бұрын
@@fireentertainment5he is. Names Sam, this is one of his classic vids
@esmranackwood23133 ай бұрын
hes saying "roger" like hes scolding a child or a dog, it also give off "Carllllll that kills people" vibes
@ManicMama.3 ай бұрын
Omg thats why it sounds so familiar to me lol I loved Llamas with Hats
@Goz9693 ай бұрын
Bro now that you mention the "CARLLLL" llama, this really does sound like that lmao.
@sammelegari80783 ай бұрын
Roggger she’s 15 roger!
@AndrewBlumke3 ай бұрын
Carlllll It's not my birthday CARLLLLL 😭😭 You jus unlocked a core memory bro
@jorgeperazapantoja76373 ай бұрын
Carlllll she’s 15 Carlllllll!!!
@pasta70653 ай бұрын
Bro escaped in a factory cart 💀
@henrysodey8433 ай бұрын
Lmao Satisfactory community summoned
@willamyte3 ай бұрын
We at FICSIT value this comment
@HardyMetalliX3 ай бұрын
Bro used Bro at the start of a KZbin comment and used 💀at the end. 💀
@Lucaz993 ай бұрын
I thought it was a micro car, they’re pretty common in European cities. But motorized scooters with a cabin is funnier
@blake_the_dreadnought3 ай бұрын
@@HardyMetalliXproblem?
@Skelterbane693 ай бұрын
The fact that Charlie's haunted claw machine is bigger than that _car_
@Blended_Bread_Music3 ай бұрын
4:36 the poor sap who lost that claw machine game in the background
@averyeml3 ай бұрын
This thing is gonna be my favorite part of every video from now on 😂
@DynamicDoc3133 ай бұрын
Wait who's playing the claw machine?
@lucassmith18863 ай бұрын
@DynamicDoc313 anyone can 0lay it. You just have to go to the moist website or something. Mabe you have to be a member? Not positive but literally anyone can play it. Pretty cool idea, and I've seen a couple of people win
@AFordFlex23773 ай бұрын
@@DynamicDoc313 The invisible man.
@petor44733 ай бұрын
a ghost took control
@Jarodactyl3 ай бұрын
Looks like something Dr. Robotnik would use to get away
@blakewhite31313 ай бұрын
YOU'RE SO RIGHT
@ZXRulezzz3 ай бұрын
I can' t unhear that drillmobile theme from Sonic 2 now lol
@MrDucatiV43 ай бұрын
The constant "Roger" had me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂
@Misiololgo133 ай бұрын
SHAME ON YOU ROGER
@harveyanimations89743 ай бұрын
It’s just so silly
@DANTHECOOLGUY503 ай бұрын
He sounds like this happens everday. "Oh roger stop this nonsense" lmao
@normanmai78653 ай бұрын
"You'll never take me alive!" ahh escape
@samehere___---------83 ай бұрын
LOL also dont mind the kid in the comments just dont gaf about them cause they will stop
@Justanotherpersonontheinternet3 ай бұрын
Only thing it’s missing is the vehicle going comically slow. Also, Jesus there’s so many bots I am so sorry.
@AUTTP-ON-TOP-r4w3 ай бұрын
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@stevemaricar43503 ай бұрын
I haven't laughed this hard in a while. The absurdity of Roger's vehicle and the attempt at a serious confrontation is hilarious.
@JonSimon-l9s3 ай бұрын
It was funny but I guarantee it's fake lol
@emeraldd.3 ай бұрын
nah from the town@@JonSimon-l9s
@blankbudder3 ай бұрын
Saw the headline, and i really thought it would be a high octane chase
@normanmai78653 ай бұрын
You've got 2 replies but I can't read them. Should I assume they are bots?
@KuyaOmega3 ай бұрын
And it was
@sparquisdesade3 ай бұрын
Worst. pit. maneuver. ever.
@JackOrtiz-hj5sf3 ай бұрын
@UTTPEmperorMAPPrideew- wait WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
@neuguy3 ай бұрын
What benefits does being a member have? Genuinely curious
@bigmac57533 ай бұрын
Homie pulled up in something you’d see somebody driving in a Dr. Seuss book😂😂😂
@HDMICIDE3 ай бұрын
I don’t think he could have chosen a slower and more recognizable “vehicle” to show up in
@wolfden61353 ай бұрын
Him saying roger has the same energy as saying Carl from two lamas with hats or whatever
@SloPace3 ай бұрын
LOL
@Hannahjay3 ай бұрын
This comment has me in tears calling it “two lamas with hats” is my fave part of this 😂
@stenh.62433 ай бұрын
"My gonads had the hornies. The hornies only a minor could satisfy." "... ROGER!"
@josh82153 ай бұрын
The doohickey is going 7mph tops. Dude isn’t escaping anywhere.
@boxoid52303 ай бұрын
blasphemy, that thing is LIGHTNING fast. praise be to the doohickey
@JayKordichlover3 ай бұрын
@@boxoid5230 Dude did you even see him leave? like he is just gone
@just_kiwi_okay3 ай бұрын
"shame on you roger!" i can't I CAN'TTTTT
@fairvz3 ай бұрын
This gives me "Swiper, no swiping!" energy.
@Rasupubegasu3 ай бұрын
“Roger, no diddling!”
@rogeraguilar89743 ай бұрын
A video has never made me uncomfortable yet laugh so much at the same time
@mateoarudo86723 ай бұрын
Dats you!?😭🙏
@arsenalx73 ай бұрын
Roger was there just for a cupcake... and your username and profile pic... 🤨
@-jank-willson3 ай бұрын
like a meatcanyon video
@ManMan-gl7sc3 ай бұрын
I love how the recorder is able to keep up with this great machine just by jogging and he just repeats “Roger,” just to make sure Roger knows he’s still there. 😂😂😂😂
@KaraNolting3 ай бұрын
"he's in a goddamn doohickey" KILLED ME🤣
@cheeseslayer63663 ай бұрын
"Roger, Roger c'mon Roger" he's literally treating him like an elementary schooler doing something naughty how's he being so serious and holding his straight face
@LivingLifeGilligan3 ай бұрын
" TO THE THINGAMAJIG " ah escape 💀💀💀
@howdidigethere9061Ай бұрын
Stoppp 😂😂😭😭
@PlayerAztron3 ай бұрын
This is on par with the cop chasing flint lockwood
@Plazions3 ай бұрын
ROGER!!!
@Kurt125433 ай бұрын
@UTTPEmperorMAPPridebro thinks he’s being funny
@addison_v_ertisement16783 ай бұрын
Don't respond to them. Just report them and move on.@@Kurt12543
@CountHasting3 ай бұрын
Its a robot dumbass@@Kurt12543
@IndeedModern3 ай бұрын
FLINT LOCKWOOD!
@Chamoyahoy-jp3ep3 ай бұрын
Bro’s driving a jukebox 💀
@platinumbacon3 ай бұрын
“This guy’s not even in a vehicle, he’s in a goddamn doohickey” sentences like this are why I’ve watched your vids for over a decade
@CC-qx7hk3 ай бұрын
Kermit replacing Chris Hansen wasnt what I had on my 2024 bingo card
@The10021k-guy3 ай бұрын
😂😂
@EmbrisBetter3 ай бұрын
4:31 them missing the plushie was the biggest tragedy in this whole video
@squiduru70083 ай бұрын
F
@EverythingShorts69693 ай бұрын
bro is that vending machine rc? that's cool
@lynxarcade20203 ай бұрын
how to play that machine????
@zakugirl3 ай бұрын
FIRST THING I NOTICED
@jaconistrash3 ай бұрын
we got a nail biting chase right here
@Hezy3 ай бұрын
Mom: “we have Chris Hansen at home!” Chris Hansen at home:
@TheDirtysouthfan3 ай бұрын
If you have Chris Hansen at home you got a lot of problems
@Hezy3 ай бұрын
@@TheDirtysouthfan 💀💀💀
@JNCRLSFU3 ай бұрын
"Mom, why is Chris Hansen in the Kitchen?"
@inGraffitiWetrust3 ай бұрын
@@TheDirtysouthfan i had to look up who he is as reminder xD never watched the show but bet hes someone you don't want for a visit that tiny car ain't gonna cut it to escape! xD
@SorrowAvenue3 ай бұрын
Why do you have Chris Hansen in your home? What have you done to the kids?
@phoschnizzle8263 ай бұрын
"They see me rollin', they hatin'..."
@bulldog80803 ай бұрын
LMAO
@francois24493 ай бұрын
The moment the camera guy finally realizes how ridiculous the """car""" is really got me, like he was so intent on talking to Roger, he didn't pay any attention to what he was driving until then
@Mason-hn3mm3 ай бұрын
maybe if he hit the red button he would’ve boosted into turbo mode and left the cameraman in the dust 😂
@Kilonova9893 ай бұрын
This is 100 percent authentic, the man who caught him has a channel and he does catches here in Canada. His best one is catching a guy named Jason
@ohhithere15423 ай бұрын
Is it just like the mall segment in Heavy Rain?
@shaninejackman93953 ай бұрын
Please what’s his channel???
@randomenvelope3 ай бұрын
Does he catch pedos tho? Sounds like police does nothing.
@inGraffitiWetrust3 ай бұрын
i did hope it was just all a setup for some internet laughter and fame.. that is quite sad hope the girls parents are at least aware of it so they can keep a closer eye on there daughter
@-jank-willson3 ай бұрын
@@inGraffitiWetrust yeah, its like, buddy, you know you can literally go to mexico where the age of consent is 13, right?
@pixelsb41503 ай бұрын
*Buddy tried to escape in the Thingamajigger*
@sparquisdesade3 ай бұрын
He prefers to call it the Chomo Chariot
@themostcertified43773 ай бұрын
Bro forgot to call Thing 1 and Thing 2 for help 😭
@Rick-k7m3 ай бұрын
N way better than J
@a18yearoldonyoutubeluigi3 ай бұрын
IS THAT A MOTHA FUCKIN CAT IN THE HAT REFERENCE!?!?!
@vampy60673 ай бұрын
@UTTPEmperorMAPPrideur cringe
@ielyr3 ай бұрын
4:26 someone’s playing the claw machine 🤯🤯🤯🤯
@hgriff143 ай бұрын
i was wondering if anyone else saw that 😂
@salchipapa58433 ай бұрын
Almost won too.
@dominiqurzua-alvarez77213 ай бұрын
A ghost
@reneford74093 ай бұрын
@@dominiqurzua-alvarez7721...a ghost in the machine 😏
@reneford74093 ай бұрын
@@dominiqurzua-alvarez7721@dominiqurzua-alvarez7721 ...a ghost in the machine 😏
@kodycastellanos21 күн бұрын
Every Battle Droid in a 200 Meter radius: Roger Roger.
@masondocken40283 ай бұрын
Bro is legit driving a claw machine
@MongoTarzan3 ай бұрын
That shit running off 3 tripple A batteries
@champagneson93 ай бұрын
“What the fuck happened!?”😂😂
@fairvz3 ай бұрын
"...cuh"
@TentaclebuckeT3 ай бұрын
Nah man, gotta be 12 D-cells at least. You see the speed on that thing?
@GonGit183 ай бұрын
Both of your comments are right next to each other lol
@champagneson93 ай бұрын
@@fairvz this guy gets it😂
@ATerribleFate.ButAGreatStory.3 ай бұрын
I appreciate the Camera Man showing kindness others and not hurting Rogers feelings by reaching over and just picking up the Dr. Suess Mobile he was fleeing within, truly a gentleman.