Ocean's Eleven (3/5) Movie CLIP - A Thief and a Liar (2001) HD

[@binx414]

“Does he make you laugh?” “He doesn’t make me cry.” So telling about their relationship

[@Jaxck77]

Thing is though, that he can make her cry shows that she loves him

[@j.s.5180]

Always loved this exchange. It says so much with so little.

[@Andrew-wv7qp]

"they also painted occasionally" - one of my favorite lines

[@lindsey9192]

Nabil Abdulrazak it was sarcasm because they were very famous painters

[@theohaegele9011]

@Nabil Abdulrazak people obsess over lurid biographical details, at the expense of actual aesthetic appreciation

[@nitrodudezoom]

"He doesn't make me cry" *R O A S T E D*

[@ktolwal]

i know right, totally brown black burnt

[@joeybosssportsdude2347]

That roast is dirty!!

[@jsc3417]

cry from laughter

[@rodrigobarba930]

Wack rebuttal. Took her a while to think about it too

[@michaelanderson755]

Yeah after she said that. He didn’t have a good come back

[@leraygun]

Nobody owned anybody. They were sharing their feelings with each other. Clooney keeps his cool and understands her anger towards him.

[@Guill0rtiz]

Even I feel attracted to him, LOL

[@andrewnathan2903]

What really resonated was, "He doesn't make me cry". Being that he was in the slammer for four years really hit her. 😩

[@logandiaz]

Such great lines!! Will never forget this scene.

[@marniville]

''How ya doing , whiskey and a whiskey'' haha so smooth man!!!

[@raelryanabanador5114]

Sorry for my ignorance but can u help me what he really means to those lines

[@johnnieboy66]

He's ordering two glasses of liquor (whiskey) for himself and the girl to the waiter who came to the table. He knows how much he likes, and since it is his ex-wife, he also knows how much she typically would have for herself. The smile he gave her after he ordered was his body language to her saying, "I know you, even down to small things about you..."

[@user-vc5rp7nf8f]

@@johnnieboy66 Thanks, i always wondered what that line meant

[@croplaya]

@@user-vc5rp7nf8f me too lol

[@TheAnecdote]

​@@johnnieboy66 I don't believe this correct at all. It means he wants two drinks - whiskey on the rocks (or a whiskey and water) and a whiskey straight. Plus, Tess already has a drink, wine, and the waiter is specifically asking hin.

[@rodzalez3549]

I’ve watched this movie over 500 times. I can make out the entire movie word for word. Such a great movie

[@h3artands0uLL]

To me, these are still the lines of the century! All in this scene. "Does he make you laugh?" "He doesnt make me cry" ooooooooooooooooooo-wwweeeeeeee!!! These two give me chills each time i watch this scene in the movie which is spectacular in general. So well done by the actors, writers, director..everyone. Just so good!

[@danieldominguez8135]

Easily one of the best written scenes ever

[@lostindiancamp]

George Clooney was so gorgeous in this movie.

[@holzlesamuel]

Ohh yes he want Julia roberts

[@superduper5949]

I think Brad is much more attractive

[@suggestiveguy]

rip rap rap doo dee doo rap

[@nicoleraheem1195]

He's always gorgeous 🥰

[@vindalooshaker]

@@suggestiveguy i smell a rapper

[@RustyCas999]

"I told you I'd write." Brutal

[@mg19cal]

Tess demeanor towards Danny, is exactly how every ex of mine has ever talked to me after we broke up. Julia is truly an actress who studies her roles, because she is capturing the soul of every jaded ex out there

[@ytpete2]

Thing I always liked about this scene is they have such a great repartee despite being estranged, hurt, and Tess still feeling very angry and betrayed. And yet they still have this connection, this chemistry that comes out in practically every single line of dialogue.

[@houseofmatrix6174]

Clooney is the smoothest guy alive

[@Junius]

The dialogue here is so good

[@chupacabra8331]

nope.

[@elephantello1518]

Still my favorite trilogy

[@Musiclover8825]

0:53 it's moments like these that make me love this movie

[@alexandra.willitts6988]

..............and don't forget 1:13 .................... HOW COULD YOU FORGET 1:13 .................?

[@jackv89]

george is sad because he knows that "he doesnt make me cry" is a terrible reason to be with someone

[@gthotshot]

Jack V he also knows it’s because it’s his fault

[@bluesummers5051]

Jack Vaughn You look exactly the type to make women cry and then expect them to stay with you.

[@jaehoony88]

More because he realizes he made her cry so much that she would rather be with someone who doesn’t make her cry, even if he doesn’t make her laugh.

[@VERSACE.1X]

“does he make you laugh” “he doesn’t make me cry” “….so no then”

[@chang-kp9sp]

excellent scene by two great actors . Text book acting that should be study material for future .

[@blackblurable]

You know what your problem is? I only have one? legendary response lol

[@malvinderkaur541]

very nice dialogues " he makes you laugh" inane .. brilliant answer.." he doesn't make me cry"

[@albinoshamrock8871]

Nearly very line she has in this scene is a big punch to the gut.

[@imallfordabulls]

This scene is setup like a boxing match.

[@chupacabra8331]

@@imallfordabulls I think it's the worst scene in the movie.

[@arifghauri1961]

He doesn't make me cry.........comebacks don't get better than that. 👌

[@wallstreetfox3]

They also painted occasionally. Lol

[@thomaswinge6663]

Best scene in this movie in terms of dialogue, an homage to the classics.

[@chupacabra8331]

I thought it was the worst, it came across as fake.

[@leonataoldotcom]

"You're a thief and a liar" - Tess. Wow! I uttered the same exact words. It was unfortunate but I'm over it.

[@DavidPalmer7]

they would have been the best couple of hollywood.

[@mrprimeconsigliere]

The dialog is sharp!

[@SouthLoop20]

Wow this acting is top notch. Great stuff

[@zachrizzo6525]

Julia and George’s both best movie

[@DizZYSn1P3]

Better than pretty woman or notting hill? I dint think so

[@ted__ryan]

He had balls walking up to his ex like that

[@yamilmendez9079]

Love this movie, one of the greatest

[@jannamariebugtong6717]

"i want my life to get on, i want to be with you." "does he make you laugh (like fr his eyes is kinda sad. " "i came here for you." y'all danny will do anything to get his girl omg😭😭😭!!

[@LPRpgler25]

Andjelkovic Dennis: Rest in Peace ✌️👍😁

[@littlescamander]

Tess's little almost-smile at "You're a thief and a liar" is my Roman empire.

[@danieldominguez8135]

-Do you know what your problem is? -I only have one

[@rubedogg6969]

Terry-Danny!

[@JeffreyGillespie]

Wow, she counterpunches like Foreman

[@弘睿甫]

god tier exchange

[@stephencross1230]

Too be fair if he doesn't make you cry then your feelings for him are limited at best

[@DETERMINOLOGY]

Thing about this is. At the end they ended up getting back together lol

[@jdabbb591]

"They also painted"- 😆😆

[@mickiyelly1960]

That was one great movie!

[@croplaya]

the best ever

[@MrHenry1496]

I don't get the "whiskey and a whiskey" part but it looks so cool!

[@AllenHanPR]

Henry Castillo He ordered one for him and one for her. Cause he knows her well. He wanted to make it known he ordered one for her.

[@carlesbofarullandreu497]

Magnífica película

[@SaraShakur94]

Julia was soo gorgeous in this movie

[@brentneal5955]

I'm in your seat

[@mitsubaclover]

Naoko:girls doesn't use words like "JUSTICE" but I do.. from"Norwegian Wood"

[@KombatFlix]

JR so 🔥🔥🔥

[@NilsFLindberg]

Julia Roberts was perfect casting for this film.

[@Lonewolf9898]

George Clooney is handsome and good actor , they should hire him as Batman .

[@isaacjenkins626]

they did homie

[@mikeoxmaul45]

​@@isaacjenkins626joke few over your head homie

[@evelyn-jj8pp]

been a liar, been a cheat been a lover, been a cheat

[@triune_blades]

Now he's 3 minutes late.

[@MrVladinci]

Julia Roberts Ocean 11

[@georgitou4]

Does somebody knows the name of the background music?? Thanks

[@kyleespeight932]

Who's here from carpool karaoke?

[@ollik.425]

me hahahahaha

[@shosha1771]

me lol

[@yousefalenizi5645]

xD

[@irismerah]

Kylee Speight me 😂

[@petroliu]

How?

[@oscarnicanor7763]

She felt the ring huh? At the beginning

[@khelvinjass3112]

What is the background music

[@RoxxiRockstar]

A song for young lover's by Percy faith

[@guiandre9347]

Very good acting for 2001..

[@mitsubaclover]

if only i could dispute like this･･･; you know, it's JUSTICE!

[@daviddamion8564]

0:51

[@double-og4570]

Im out. Your out... Of prison Lol she thought he came out the closet

[@LuisEduardo-xm3tc]

I don't understand the Monet thing. Can anyone explain?

[@andrewnathan2903]

He was just trying to make small talk with her

[@anhphi100]

He’s asking what is the difference between the two painters Manet and Monet. But he only knows anecdotes about their personal life, he doesn’t know what they painted. Which is why she made this comment : “and they painted, occasionally”

[@gio957]

If he doesn't make her laugh or cry then he isn't the comlete packge. She must be so empty.

[@littlescamander]

YES. Because she belongs with Danny. The VIBES. ❤❤❤❤

[@amirbilalshaikh999]

isko laao yeh mujhe bahut pasandh thi aur hai

[@mitsubaclover]

she blaims Danny; "I had to leave NY to get away from what happened. How can I get back five years Danny?" As for me 10-years!

[@mitsubaclover]

you can see the truth how it should be here

[@recalcitrantprophet9573]

It's so easy to fall in love with a girl named Tess.

[@NORCAL7777]

😂😂😂

[@michaelgim3422]

I LOVE YOU NUNA 😍 Hollywood White American Yeah ♥️ ♥️ ♥️

[@naciye123]

Going toe to toe

[@dragankostic26]

a game only knew

[@croplaya]

This is not the whole scene.. why on earth cant they just play it!?

[@croplaya]

Where is the whole thing goddamit?!

[@croplaya]

can someone please explain to me why we cant have the WHOLE F@#$^ CLIP???

[@ProJanitor]

🤯

[@henryzamora9879]

Danny deserved better She didn’t wait Immediately moved on to a richer man Women like that don’t care about love

[@seancunningham8571]

Danny was a liar and a criminal, why would any woman want to wait years for some guy to get out of prison after being lied to like that

[@katfresh81]

Walmart sells it

[@Genera1MacDaddy]

Someone once pointed out how unrealistic and cheesy this dialogue is and now I can't unsee it. No one on God's green Earth talks like the way these two are talking. Completely unnatural.

[@VibhanshuBisht]

welcome to cinema

[@ramabary]

Love is make someone love and cry. Danny has it as a husband. Not in Terry.

[@MI11E5_HI-LF]

i aint gonna lie he fought a rich man over a soild 4/10

[@wowaquariums]

LOL 4/10. Yeah, as opposed to the Supermodel you're (not) with?

[@NYCEx]

she's the worst part of the movie. cliche makesme want to bite my fist. ofc he'll chose 60 million of you

[@vegetasolo1221]

Thanks god she's not in the 3rd film

[@JavMacHer]

NYCEx who should they have cast? Katie Couric? Susan Sarandon?

[@dragankostic26]

wow ha ha ha ha ha... so no excape from nyc, oh such a small win

[@burhanuddinsakarwala5033]

The second movie is probably the worst movie she's ever been in.

[@tpabaygarstud]

Julia Roberts' acting was horrible in Ocean's Eleven. All of her lines came out as being rehearsed. They weren't believable.

[@chaelsonnen2747]

explain

[@tpabaygarstud]

@@chaelsonnen2747 What is there to explain?

[@unsilentmajority1684]

Julia Roberts is easily one of the most overrated actresses in all of Hollywood.

[@jackyeh5851]

The homeless millennium endosonographically water because spike consecutively imagine inside a whole building. hapless, colossal bagpipe

[@CheeseBae]

Ugh. Julie Roberts ruins every movie she's in.

[@rebeccat6825]

What?? She’s the best

[@charlesbukowski9836]

She's had some surgery done... looks awful..

[@brndnwilks]

So many people thought Roberts was such a bombshell, I never got it. She's not that attractive.

[@alexludavertigo6926]

1:45

[@alexludavertigo6926]

1:33