Cybernator: A Really Silly Cyborg Movie (Movie Nights)

Take every cop cliche, set it in the future, and throw in some funky tubes and wires and you get Cybernator!
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[@charliepie1212]

Cybernator is exactly a character that would be in a sketch on MST3K.

[@Zomdra]

8:21 - "What I'm trying to say sirrrrr" Holy crap, I just realized Invader Zim referenced this movie. In "Megadoomer", Captain Hair appears on a TV saying that line.

[@silverwheel]

I know they got pretty goofy later on, but that first Cybernator album actually holds up really well.

[@youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580]

Really missed an opportunity to bid the audience goodbye with “see you later, cybernators.”

[@JounLord1]

I finally understand that tv scene at the old folks home in Invader Zim.

[@maritimeretro2855]

windows 95 only on a dvd rom? My mind is blown. This came out during a period of time when nobody had DVD players, and if they did, they were in entertainment systems hooked up to a t.v., not in PC's. I bet like, 6 people had the DVD rom to play that game. Awesome.

[@shmabadu]

Maritime Retro Massacre I remember my friend had some dvds back in 1997, I thought they were so lame, he could only watch them on his computer. I mean who watches movies on their computer?

[@williamgilmore3115]

Will Smith who plays the lead villain is an experienced professional actor from years of acting. He was in Gunsmoke, played a motorcycle gang leader, and starred in any number of TV shows and movies. He was in a movie with Clint Eastwood, '' Any which way but loose". The tube head guy I saw in another B rated movie.

[@fitzgigler]

Cybernator sounds like a hyperviolent cyberpunk anime from the 90s. like Genocyber, Cybernetics Guardian, Violence Jack, etc.

[@EarthboundX]

+Benjamin Northrup It's also a SNES game, with mechs I believe.

[@jonasking9587]

Yeah, it is part of the Assault Suit series. It had to get a mad edgy name when it came west. Great game though.

[@Arrowdodger]

Captain Hair makes me wonder if they began with the idea of "hey we can do Hellraiser", but they gave up after one Cenobite attempt. "Uhh, he's a cyborg, fuck it."

[@wopjohn]

A young Neil Breen watching furiously taking notes

[@scottgoodgame3943]

The 'movie' looks like someone was planning on making a multimedia game and filmed a bunch of scenes, then just strung it together into a movie.

[@Hardman5509]

Captain Hair? That's not Colin Mochrie!

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

Borgies sounds like the term for robot corgis, corgis assimilated into the borg , or robot and or cyborg orgies

[@Tareltonlives]

I've looked up Borgie and I have found these adorable pictures of Borg Corgi.

[@erickeller7313]

Cybernator kinda looks like a Cyborg Riff Raff

[@RachelTheAnarchist]

Anyone else suddenly remember the Invader Zim reference to this movie???

[@RachelTheAnarchist]

On the Megadoomer episode, this was on the TV at the nursing home before Gir bursts in to use their power outlet

[@Objectorbit]

You can watch the movie on troma's youtube channel, if anyone here wants to watch it. It's worth it.

[@TemmiePlays]

Hades from Disney's Hercules was really down on his luck for roles until they released that animated classic.

[@bowiezombie69]

oh my...5 mins into this and now I know i need this movie in my life.

[@LORDSofCHAOS333]

WATCH THIS MOVIE IN 2015 OR 2014 LOVE IT IT HAS SO MUCH 90S IN IT

[@Bakecrusto]

Was the "Some of my friends are toasters" phrase supposed to be a joke? Was he serious? Are toasters in the far future of 2010 sentient? Why would you want a sentient toaster? Is this movie set in the same universe as "The Brave Little Toaster"?? So many questions, and that's just a single line! This movie is way too deep for me.

[@Tareltonlives]

OBEY THE TOASTER

[@StinkManX]

i toast, therefore i am

[@agentleman4610]

The progenitor of the toaster race is the one from Ghostbusters 2.

[@germanvisitor2]

He is just very lonely and likes to make toast.

[@Tareltonlives]

"Some of my best friends are toasters"

[@StinkManX]

you FUCK

[@pythiasibyls6269]

Wow! Her hair looks beautiful that way!

[@KageMaxwell]

2010. The future...7 years ago.

[@futuristica1710]

14 … 😮

[@ShadeMeadows]

The Albino Twins from Matrix fused with Quan-Chi!

[@Moonbeam143]

That is one amazing DVD box. And everything in this movie is magic.

[@WinterSteele]

The lead actor in this reminds me so much of Patrick Muldoon. The guy's like diet Muldoon-- similar, but with only half the flavor.

[@christopherhazell1856]

The bad guy looks and sounds like MST3K's Observer. Not the Bill Corbett Observer, the Paul Chaplin one.

[@labber]

who needs the NC if you are being really nostalgic

[@socialmedia4637]

The main guy's facial expressions though...!

[@Abdalillahi]

Nice intro. It reminds me of my childhood and late night TV watching.

[@SpeedyEric1]

1:21- This reminds me of the 3DO games that were in CD cases that were in tall as fuck boxes. Also, I'm pretty sure this already tells us that this movie is gonna be really cheap, outside of it having a 2.2 out of 10 rating on IMDB. Cybernator looks like a shitty version of one of the twins from The Matrix Reloaded. 8:12- Captain Hair? ...But, ...you're not Colin Mochrie. 9:58- This is so not the scene in Spider-Man 2 where J. Jonah Jameson fires then rehires Peter Parker. 11:01- At least Blade Runner let the audience figure if whether or not Harrison Ford was a robot. 14:05- The weakness of "Captain Hair" is weaker than that of Bane in the end of Batman & Robin.

[@kamenanew9867]

He most certainly is Not Colin!

[@rotterdammer5243]

Hey Alli first time watcher.....You did a great job showing off this phenomenal B-movie! I call the main Cyborg "Tubes". I can`t wait to see what else you got going on! Cheers from Quebec!

[@beholder9]

Glad to see movie nights still going

[@nickbell8353]

Blue goes to University of Pheonix.

[@ColeVecsion]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, it's 2016, so we're now past all the 2010-2015 time frames in sci fi movies & games, a whole new realm of hillarious missed predictions await us all! like the fact strip clubs are held in some guys basement while drapes i can only imagine were taken from a middle school play are scotch taped to the wall, and that magic marker on construction paper penmenship on the men's room sign, 2015 was the lowest budget year, evahz

[@magnos_decimus]

this movie probably sets in the same universe as the game Street Fighter 2010 the final fight

[@SegaCDUniverse]

This was my first dvd ever. Then I think The Lost Boys and Sleepy Hollow followed. haha Cybernator...great!

[@germanvisitor2]

The Order of the Gash does not talk about tubehead cenobite.

[@lizzychrome7630]

Cyberpunk always seems to be either praised cult classics or B-movies like this.

[@DarkSlayer977]

The villain looks like a Matrix knock-off character that couldn't make the cut

[@rorylumley4727]

Logan Moore this movie came out before matrix so if anything the matrix riped this off.

[@Bwelrick]

Lonnie Schuyler is amazing in this.

[@henrygvidonas9573]

He's no Nikki Hill, though.

[@asmallquest]

Sweet zombie Jesus Brent McCord is an amazing name! May have to use that in a future project :-)

[@mathieuleader8601]

THOSE CYBERPUNKS

[@hipsville]

This came out originally on VHS.

[@billstalker4906]

Discount Blade Runner is the BEST.

[@SpeedyEric1]

BILL STALKER I was also thinking Blade Runner.

[@dreamlandnightmare]

All these B/Z-rate sci-fi flicks are derivative of something infinitely superior. ("Blade Runner" and "Alien" are two of the most ripped-off.) Imagination doesn't have a budget, yet these types of movies are always creatively bankrupt. That's what truly makes most of these movies bad. Not the lack of budget, bad acting and lousy dialogue. It's the complete lack of creativity and originality.

[@SmartassX1]

2:05 Holy shit! I wish I had a PC that awesome.

[@Tareltonlives]

The villain looks like Brain Guy going as coolio for Halloween

[@kedar52]

Best review since The room

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

"Some of my best friends are toasters" actually made me laugh outloud, that was a great joke

[@adrienfourniercom]

Bible man with a carpet suit of armor

[@Bladebrent]

So few characters are named "Brent" and I get to share a name with the protagonist of "Cybernator"

[@colinp2238]

I'm using these reviews as a what not to watch guide.

[@Llirik_Kuynorov]

Oh wow. Thanks for sharing this. It's nice to see a different take on Blade Runner

[@SICK2210]

Yadda yadda yadda(ding), etc(ding) hahhahahahaaaa

[@pansnemesis]

woooohoooo a new review! I'm happy it's not the "Radu" character, I personally cannot stand that character however I do love Allisons reviews. great job, keep it up!

[@starlimitz2]

B-movie? A little generous use of the word.

[@KnightJirka05]

13:06 Is that a Slayer logo graffitied on the wall?

[@henrygvidonas9573]

Yup! Even better, "Seasons in the Abyss"-era Slayer. They were hot shit in 1991. Then Dave Lombardo left, as did Kerry King's hair, and they became Meh-er.

[@DaveTerrasidio]

just watched the film on another channel. and....wow lol. enjoying this review now :)

[@MrDman21]

This movie really needed some Cameron Mitchell.

[@Diamhea]

13:04 SLAYER

[@jonothanthrace1530]

I'm going to pretend for entertainment purposes that Cybernator is played by William Sadler of Bill & Ted fame.

[@craigh5236]

There is only one Captain Hair...Colin Mocherie!

[@verismeris6922]

..they expected this movie to play on a 133mhz pentium? (I got a 3ghz pentium 4, my guess is they are talking pentium 1)....On a windows 95 with a dvd drive (did windows 95 ever have drivers for that?) I'm sorry, I can't pay attention to the rest of the review properly until these minor technical questions are answered!

[@MarioWendorf]

I don't if any of you guys would know it but the plot is beat for beat the same as far too many lazy animes from the 80s and early 90s. Eight Man after came to mind first but there just so many. Even the look of the lead hero and villain are spot on for that style of story.

[@Ye_Mochizery]

You're awesome!!

[@ThoseGuysPlay]

I will quote that toaster line until my untimely death. -Matt

[@redrum0127]

i honestly expected there to be a lot more cybernating going on... guess it all happened off-camera or something :l

[@haruruben]

Oh yeah, I got this confused with Plughead

[@michaelcoffey6952]

Garth Marenghi's Blade Runner

[@tHeWasTeDYouTh]

5:08 that entire seen looks like it was recorded in a vfw hall!!!!!!! HAHAHAH

[@TheGrumpyGameDev]

You have... THE OWL!

[@brianfuller7691]

Terrible but really fun described Cybernator perfectly.

[@Leonard1977ful]

Hahah! Yeah, I can see that the people that made this movie were trying to be original!

[@gregoriocruz4530]

I own the Tenchi Muyo movie in the same type of case.

[@Mattfromthepast]

Windows 95 doesn't support DVD drives, in fact if you wanted a DvD drive to work with Windows 98 you had to buy a special video card to decode the disc, what on earth are they on about?

[@satanclause1]

Still a better Will Smith sci-fi movie than After Earth ;)

[@garthst.claire3459]

DvDs and Windows 95? Did those two things even overlap in time?

[@AirZonkWorldChamp]

Damn, I thought it was the game.

[@ATippingBarn]

That was my first thought when seeing the video title. HA!

[@WinterSteele]

Ryan AirZonkWorldChamp There was a game going by the same title? Tell me more...

[@AirZonkWorldChamp]

+Winter Steele It's a old Super Nintendo action game from Konami/NCS starring a giant mech.

[@ShadeMeadows]

14:20 so... Resident Evil bosses?

[@rorylumley4727]

I dont rember any of this happening in 2010

[@ptupper72]

I'd love to see your coverage of "Circuitry Man" (1990)

[@MarvelousMatt]

please review the room and any movie starring Bruce Campbell

[@Cumquat88]

captain hair lol best worst villain next to radu.

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

McCord dresses like Castiel. Weird. :) Even more weird: I THINK I've seen this movie but I can't even be sure. That's how much of an impression it made on me.

[@qu4dq0r3]

hm i think i missed the yadda yadda yadda addon back in thos days :O

[@hayorge27]

Blue - the protagonists leggy blonde squeeze - is Christina Peralta - is an heir to Standard Oil. Her mom was a Swedish model surprise 😂. She has had major plastic surgery google her

[@brendakrieger7000]

💜

[@morganpoole2314]

Can someone tell me where I can get the theme song to movie nights

[@discolives79ify]

m.soundcloud.com/skitchstudio/tonights-feature-presentation-theme-to-movie-nights

[@morganpoole2314]

+Nana Amuah thanks

[@WinterSteele]

Morgan Poole It is an undeniably awesome tune, for sure. One of the only reviewer theme songs I legitimately like and never fast forward through.

[@AllisonPregler]

Winter Steele Thanks so much!

[@theoriginalmrjguill3803]

+Movie Nights You rock movie nights chick🖒 😆

[@horroroffab]

toobhead🤣

[@sethsassy]

His girlfriend is played by Cynthia Softrock

[@annetteredner7258]

His girlfriend is actually played by Christina peralta-ramos

[@Psilocybin77]

I am paying

[@AmityvilleFan]

Let's pretend Lupa wears only an open shirt, and the rest is covered out by the DVD-box.

[@farseerflore9512]

I wonder if the Cybernator will be part of 'Ripple 'Aitch's entrance next year at Wrestlemania?

[@ralphyetmore]

Was the girlfriend character supposed to be blind? She NEVER looks in the right place.

[@ariels3372]

thiss is just la in the 80ds not the futer

[@Leonard1977ful]

I love your reviews, Allison. Great review of an awful looking movie.

[@olivermarijuanajones5041]

At 3 minutes, that's a total crack on Doug Walker's most embarassing over-acting...Cringey as fuck, that

[@KIRA-EL]

Windows 95? Grrr goddamn useless new fangled technology which can't nobody ever work proper!

[@kpag3030]

Blade Runner 2010? Lol

[@e93sports80]

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