7 Types of People At The Range | NOIR Season 6

7 Types of People At The Range
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I've spent an unprecedented amount of time at gun ranges. It goes without saying that there are a ton of personality who find themselves at a shooting range at some point in their life. However, some characters stand out more than others so here's my list of the seven types of people you'll see at the range that stand out most to me.
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[@freako168]

You forgot the person that goes there and minds his own business and leaves everyone alone.

[@yeetusdeletus8565]

true

[@emms1979]

spot on

[@Imakeplaylists-in1pw]

those are the best...

[@thewatcher819]

The ones we do not speak of…

[@charles90407]

That’s me 😂I like to get my time in and get out… I did have a stranger ask if he can shoot my gun… I had to respectfully 😎decline

[@zacharypederson6816]

So what I'm hearing is gun ranges are basically gyms.

[@Johnnydoe33]

😂😂😭😭

[@slandshark]

Yeah, I'm near seattle, so there's definitely a 'starbucks hipster guy/girl' in there somewhere.

[@rando1365]

Don't tell me you're a CHAZer.?

[@slandshark]

@@BaronSaturday66 Thanks! I'm in south king county, so thinking of heading to Tacoma Sportsman Club, which is actually in puyallup. Woodinville is maybe 40 to 45 minutes away from me in light traffic (so, only during the pandemic).

[@slandshark]

@@rando1365 No way! :) I'm all for protests, but the CHAZ zone has turned into a societal and political shit show. I'm one of the very rare people living here who is both a conservative and also was actually born in this state (less than half the population in WA was actually born here and that is dropping fast). Every day my Wife and I discuss leaving this state, only thing holding us back is that we have close family/friends here.

[@joelclifton6312]

"To them, the trigger is a finger rest." That line actually made me chuckle.

[@that_Dominic_guy]

That line made me go into a cold sweat as I thought of what could happen

[@SiouxsieCat]

I caught that one too, and had the same reaction.

[@Batmann_]

It's actually not funny though =/

[@ACommenterOnYouTube]

it IS a finger rest .... 🤷‍♂ i don't do the straight finger parallel to the slide thing, thats GAY to me.

[@mikevigliotti3798]

@@ACommenterOnKZbindude last time I called something “gay” I had about 5 people tell me they hope my mother dies 😂

[@jedamaral1864]

The best compliment of my life was when I took my brother in-law shooting for his first time and walked him thru how to do everything safely, when we went to pay our range fees the owner/operator charged me as a trainer, when I asked him if he made a mistake he was completely confused and legitimately thought I was one telling me he would hire me in a heartbeat if I got my cert

[@remembernovember9059]

Bro, get your cert and an easy job

[@supertrippyjohng]

@@remembernovember9059 is that your job

[@gmailuser5461]

You sound so tactical

[@dominikarndt6049]

You forgot the hickock45. "I don't think im going to hit" *literally hits with every shot in bullseye

[@radimstepanek5280]

Or the guy who is trying to do Doom 1993 reenactment or whatever

[@devasc8958]

666 likes

[@synth4345]

Let's smoke some pot

[@severity7672]

777 likes

[@urbanesoul8400]

Hickock45 is a legend 😎

[@darkdanger3901]

What about that one dude that brings a .500 magnum and literally makes the ground shake every time he shoots.

[@somelifelessdude4491]

Oh hell yea

[@stardustsama3688]

You mean your average American

[@2008bronsonsgirl]

That's the dudes that come to my range and see the FN SCAR on the wall and go "hey that's the one on (insert movie/video game reference here)" and think shooting a 308 on a 25 yard indoor range is the shit.....🤦‍♀️Makes the glass and walls ripple and vibrate. My poor RSOs hate that thing lol

[@stardustsama3688]

Jamie Yake every time I’m at a range there’s always the one guy who is like 19 years old who claims he’s an experienced shooter, but he only shoots in video games, and then becomes a safety hazard to everyone

[@darkdanger3901]

Space Ace Yeah, the only reason I have 22 lr is because in my opinion it’s a fun little plinkster gun, though I love to shoot my 45 lc the most.

[@abueloduane]

You didn't mention the competent, safety conscious, respectful shooter. We also frequent the range.

[@TheOutlawFrost]

Except we know the "quiet" hours to go so there's you and maybe another veteran of the range 4 stalls down hahs

[@ryanmitchell4044]

@Armed Liberal rage bait

[@youaregoingtolovethis]

Those that stand out cause they don't interrupt others or talk our ear off. He said these are the 7 that stood out the most to him.

[@guardiandevil3]

@ArmedLiberal You could at least put it on a hook

[@twdl_png755]

yeahh, but the guys who mind their own business and do what they're supposed to do safely don't get noticed, but you are most definitely appreciated.

[@coyote520]

This is why I like the range I go to. It's an outdoor range, and everyone pretty much keeps to themselves and is polite. Never had one issue.

[@StupidBadyXD]

I like to go outdoor range on a rainy day. The only people there are serious shooters. Nice and chill, no one bring an insane caliber gun that blast your ear protection off. Only a small group of dedicated shooter that try to hone in their skills.

[@robertd9850]

Yeah, I'm looking at joining a private range even though it is 50 minutes away. It is outdoor, there are several shooting areas, and everyone who joins is vetted first. The Saturday morning I went for a meet and greet was a decent weather day and there were only a couple shooters at that huge place.

[@StormsandSaugeye]

I have an outdoor range only where I live. It's always nice to have it to myself, set up so I can do my regular quals, and to occasionally get stupid with one of my shotguns. (Stupid as in. let's shoot the rifled slug round at random things I'm bringing with me and taking home to throw away).

[@damnitgimmeaname]

Need to add the "Gravy SEAL" The guy totally kitted up, shoots constantly, always talking about tactics, but he'd have a heart attack climbing a flight of stairs.

[@jblox1990]

So great. Especially when they roll up in a group. Meal Team Six.

[@krazeekalvin]

I have let my combat swimming muscle get out of control in my retirement. Ha ha ha

[@HiroNguy]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Dude I'm stealing "Gravy SEAL!"

[@antthefool7637]

One somersault away from their heart exploding

[@cyndankit4989]

@@jblox1990 HIGH DRAG, LOW SPEED, ACCEPT ONLY SUBSTITUTES, MEAL TEAM 6, BOOYAH

[@gatedancer17]

I've approached other shooters - to ask for advice - three times. All were glad to help. As a hapless novice I asked a young woman crack shooter next to me to try my new Glock 19, thinking my problems were the gun. She was a Detroit cop. Hit all bullseyes, and then gave me a 3 minute tutorial. Huge immediate improvement.

[@kevinc.cucumber3697]

I tried to do the same thing you did and her 300 pound of muscle boyfriend came and beat the shit out of me. Now im living in their house as a servant and they push me around. What did i do wrong?

[@AltezzaGang15]

@@kevinc.cucumber3697 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@angstvision7108]

@@kevinc.cucumber3697 he used the wrong muscle 😆😆😆😆

[@angstvision7108]

Cucumber eat a vegemite sandwich dude

[@angstvision7108]

Axelia Foley?

[@pro272727]

I had the Safety Violator to day. He flagged me 3 times and when I called him out on it, he flagged me again. Then he had the balls to say he didn't flag me. He was holding a revolver with his hand over in front of the finger guard, getting burns on his hands. He broke every safety rule, I think we made some new ones today just for him.

[@Donobyte]

I'm becoming the "I genuinely want to know how to shoot type." So a forever student type. I finally get it. I go in for reps, making every shot count. Try to expose myself to firing around other gunfire, not flinching, not blinking, and finally -- making the gun an extension of my being. That last part is the fun part, it creates a real relationship between you and the firearm. All of that is just reps over time.

[@xXJMatherXx]

I'm the "I'm just here to practice, leave me the hell alone" guy.

[@silversmoke8398]

Same. I like private shooting places like out in the middle of nowhere.

[@bryanst.martin7134]

Stick your hand out. And when they ask why, tell them they owe you for the range fees if they taking up your precious time.

[@macbrat]

We are too

[@Jake-vb7um]

I second this

[@GodOfWar221]

Same. I hate it, when people interrupt me. Unless I'm there with a buddy, I don't wanna be bothered while I'm shooting.

[@iiGingiey]

Let's be honest if he rapid fires a bolt action who wouldn't be impressed

[@GETX2]

JFK...

[@NyanBi]

@@GETX2 too soon.

[@qrow8547]

@@NyanBi its been 57 years

[@vavo4902]

Look up "mad minute"

[@isaned]

JFK

[@GHicks-lu5tu]

Lol! “Mr. Rapid Fire”…I shoot next to that every range trip!

[@andrewanderson4372]

Here in Ohio we have ODNR(Ohio Department of Natural Resources) outdoor gun ranges. The one in Spring Valley Ohio just south of Xenia has been remodeled and is really nice. The Range Safety Officers are actually Ohio Wildlife Officers who are in fact law enforcement officers. Everyone was really nice and the RSOs were to. I think they are open year round, but the range fee is only 5 dollars for the whole day, 25 dollars for a yearly membership(which you can get at any Rural King gun counter) and you have to bring your own ammo and targets. They have pistol, shotgun, rifle, and even an archery range where you can try out your bows and arrows. If you are ever in Ohio come on over and check them out. Really nice people, and a really nice range. Plus, outdoor ranges are more fun and not as loud as an indoor range which I like as well.

[@ninjacats200]

I live in Ohio. I'll have to look it up and see how far they are from me. Sounds like great places to go shoot. (Edit) Found two near me. Both are unsupervised ranges. Gonna go check them out once I get a permit from a local place that sells them. Thanks for sharing about this or I probably would have never found this.

[@GeneralSirDouglasMcA]

I’m the anti social guy. I walk in, pay my range fee/target, do my shooting, pack up my gun and leave.

[@worsethanjoerogan8061]

Boring!

[@famanjetta11]

Same here!

[@donnahansen1204]

That's me to

[@HoloScope]

@@worsethanjoerogan8061 the gun range is to practice not to chit chat

[@adrianmcgregor9663]

Okay cool

[@RamiAq]

I'm the "Loner" This is the type of guy that goes to the range when no one else is there... shoots 1 or 2 boxes... says nothing to no one other than "hey"..

[@thetravelerformallyknowasw7912]

Me too, but it's because I'm new.

[@RamiAq]

@@thetravelerformallyknowasw7912 I have been shooting for years. It's really not about what people think of me. It scares me to be around several people that I don't know how safe are they with guns

[@John2r1]

As long as your grouping is good . That's what counts. Ranges are for training and practice not a social event.

[@north_borne3673]

@@RamiAq Same. That's why I'll try to only do open field ranges, and during their most quietest hours possible.

[@tc1uscg65]

I wouldn't even say hey much less make eye contact.

[@gnomecaveira1490]

You also forgot the guy who goes there with crazy guns and asks everyone else if they want to shoot them😆🤣 they're like polar opposites to the can I shoot it guy. They still make you uncomfortable sometimes but it's better to be asked if you want to shoot their guns than if they can burn all your ammo

[@StupidBadyXD]

Met that guy the other day. Pretty awesome, I didn’t really shoot his guns, cuz I feel bad to ruin his gun, but I try the trigger and grip.

[@jonathancole5179]

@Connect me👉♱①⑥①⑨⑤①②③⓪⑦② Bot, and I don't say that just because of a disagreement like many people do. This is literally a programmed random bot.

[@EazyTheRecon]

This is me

[@vangoodwin7335]

A South Dakota 100 meter outdoor range with my son when a couple of tweens showed and started shooting skeet over our line. We packed to leave and only asked them to stop and secure their guns while I recovered our targets. My then 12yo son schooled them. Being cocky they offered a shotgun to my son, he correctly held the pump and dropped his first ever three clay pigeons. The tweens were more impressed and inquisitive when my son told them of their incorrect posture and holding techniques he'd learned from the book "Tap's Tips". Learning is something you should strive to do everyday, I shun the fools that think they know everything. Everything I do and try I'm proud to say; "I am an apprenctice at!". You all are in my prayers Hoka Hey

[@iguessthisisnowmyname2258]

“His groupings look like the before picture of a Proactiv commercial” now that’s an insult I haven’t heard before

[@cmasterson]

My drill instructors would have loved to use that line lmao 😂

[@baileym4708]

That was an awesome line!

[@metalkiwis]

I've never heard it, but I've seen it a lot. On my own targets :(

[@holybread2583]

r/rareinsults

[@MrYeahyuhhh]

@@metalkiwis only an insult for competition shooting if your target looks like it has acne you were hitting it in the face? i suppose

[@ryanashley9690]

I'm the, "Goes shooting in the desert so I don't have to be around all these types" type

[@adamtheduell]

Same. Can't relate to these. I shoot far out of town in the desert with my brothers, and with other friends who I may be introducing, one at a time, to firearms.

[@abramhepp6379]

@@adamtheduell unfortunately here in Florida the Republicans are selling out to gun control they are trying to shut down many of the outdoor long range and tactical shooting ranges .and they are trying to make it illegal to shoot out in the sticks ....it sucks

[@adamtheduell]

@@abramhepp6379 fuuuuuuuck that

[@abramhepp6379]

@@adamtheduell it sucks man and also they passed a law where if a family member says your crazy (even if its not true) the cops can confiscate your guns for up to 30 days . its called red flag laws . so a pissed off family member can have your guns taken ....its fucked up man

[@adamtheduell]

@@abramhepp6379 I remember California passing that. Didn't know Florida did too!!

[@2WheelsdownN]

You forgot the guy who brings his whole safe lol

[@meejmuas8686]

4:48 lol, love that he's in full character

[@sportgoofy1975]

I approach no one at the range. It's like trying to strike up a conversation with the dude next to you while pissing in the urinal....beat it man this here's my therapy.

[@NutnFartsy]

Peeing in the urinal is your therapy? Jk

[@northwindhighlander]

I feel ya. I'm ok with people talking to me at times, like when I take a historical piece out, but if I just take out a few handguns, or an AR, there's no conversational pieces there... Kick rocks. Lol. And avd400s..... Yes. Pissing in a urinal can be very theroputic, if you do it right. Lol

[@KizaWittaker]

@@NutnFartsy Lol I was going to comment the same

[@redmenace1570]

Im a new shooter and I've only been to the range a few times. It was always my understanding that you just dont approach random people and speak with them while at the stalls. Its hard to hear, and people are working on their own form of training. I've never had anyone approach me at a stall and I didnt know people did that until I saw videos like this. Personally, I wouldnt take it well if someone tapped on my shoulder and tried to strike up a conversation with me while I'm there at a stall. I think it just breaks natural range etiquette.

[@razerone49]

Shit I couldn’t agree more. People bugging is exactly why my girlfriend doesn’t go to the range as much as she’d like. It’s sad that you can’t go to the range and be left alone

[@steelrarebit7387]

I had a custom made AR. Took it to an outdoor range. Had one lady come up to me and ask if her husband and son could shoot it. She said they were visiting from Canada and wanted to see what the fuss was over the AR. Being a dutiful gun owner, I obliged. They loved it and found out it wasn't as scary as the media makes it out to be. I wish them well.

[@maxenra]

Now when they go back to their commie-land they'll get to brag about the "illegal" activities they partook in while traveling abroad! Just kidding, but thats a great ambassador move.

[@mrmann44]

Did they shoot all of your ammunition like "Can I Shoot it Guy?"

[@steelrarebit7387]

@@mrmann44 Haha. No, they barely touched the stuff I brought that day. They did empty one regular capacity mag though.

[@luakabsalam1816]

It would be scary it you're among the victims in an active shooting.

[@robertwoodson1701]

@@dani4157 what a silly comment

[@thehilltopescape7126]

I’ve found that the “Safety Violator” exist more at the indoor ranges than at the outdoor ranges. When beside people like him, it becomes what I’ve come to call the “shoot and duck” time. You shoot but then have to duck because you realized the novice shooter next to you has placed you at the end of their barreI. I can’t tell you how many times I have been at indoor ranges that I have also become the trainer for those who have NEVER picked up a weapon until that day. It’s easy for me because of my 60+ years of gun experience. Those who run the ranges need to start asking shooters about their shooting experience. If they are not experienced, then off to at least an hour of training they go. Great video as usual, Colion.

[@keeslover777]

I got a story for you guys: I was at the range and was practicing quick mag changes. For this exercise, I only load 3-6 rounds in each of my 4 mags, and I will, at times, load a randomly empty casing to practice jams. I then put the mags (G19) behind my back and mix them up. I put the extra mags in various places, such as my mag holsters and front pocket, in the ready position. So I'm shooting and dropping mags on the floor when the SRO comes up, looks at me and said, "Oh! It's you! How's the shooting?" I said, "Good, I'm just practicing quick mag changes." He looks at me and says, "I figured, but another shooter complained because he said you were dropping magazines on the floor. I KNOW you're a safe shooter, so no worries." LMAO!!!!!

[@dangingerich2559]

I'm the "ghost." I come in, talk to nobody except those I have to, shoot my 50 rounds for weekly practice, and the disappear before anyone even notices my presence.

[@alsmith7392]

"Looks around">>>> Where did Dan go????

[@Hunne2303]

same here...I'm so sneaky at times, it's not even funny anymore...perhaps we should sign up with some secret service? bwahaha

[@ranua9327]

just 50 rounds... in Spain we have very few "shooting ranges" so they are too far away to shoot just 50 rounds... lucky you, I wish we could have more places to shoot

[@trashpanda8071]

50 rounds isn’t much of a practice

[@DackerSonny]

r/iamverybadass

[@DrMicahLuv]

If you ever encounter a can I shoot it guy, say sure it's always good to have a second set of prints on a gun.

[@jeremiahcouch1477]

Michah Luv, that's funny lol

[@johnacosta5594]

Good idea

[@defox5019]

Dark humor, my favorite humor

[@datrippster7633]

Hahaha wow😶😂😂

[@paballomolata2753]

I would tell him to fuck off and get his own gun🤷🏽‍♂️

[@SerialChronicles]

Funny but true, great and informative content.

[@jb1605]

The quiet guy minds his own business and doesn’t talk to anyone and shooting isn’t bad but not great

[@NearMedia]

Totally.

[@tbakesteak567]

Me af. 😂 i May not put a 2 inch grouping in his heart but I bet hit collarbones get hit. 😂

[@TacticallyFitOfficial]

@@tbakesteak567 🙋🏽‍♂️

[@matthewrutherford6164]

Yep

[@mistersquashface9446]

haha thats me

[@beeweb1137]

I like the old guy that comes out dragging a bag of war trophy's he brought back from WW2 with a story to match each one of them. He'll run a few rounds and entertain you with the story of how he got the weapon. Sure you'll burn a hour or two at the range without ever shooting a shot but you'll learn some things along the way.

[@JettBlast]

Those guys are awesome I like meeting them...

[@ChrisDac08]

I like that guy - hopefully, he becomes the guy I go get a beer with after the range

[@johnhatchel1372]

Love those guys.

[@dlbutler]

I like the old guy who shows up with a .357 Magnum revolver, doesn't say anything, and proceeds to put all six rounds in the same hole in the center of the target at 25 yards, cylinder after cylinder after cylinder. Then, he polices his area, packs everything up, and leaves. You just know that guy's a good neighbor.

[@Kojimalosophy]

sadly we are approaching the time when does guys won't be around anymore, they'll be replaced by the guys who tell the stories from when they once talked to those war heroes.

[@VeeAmericanEagle]

😂 “the poser”.. Omggggg the way you explained it😂😂😂

[@barkermjb]

God. This video just gets funnier every time I watch it. KZbin sends it to my recommendations every year or so. CN was pretty accurate about his “people at the range” assessment…

[@veerchasm1]

I personally like the guy that brings Chinese ammo from the 80’s and fills the room with a cloud of smoke 💨

[@stevep5408]

Wow, you should thank them. If you range has such poor air circulation that this is a problem, think of the lead dust you can't see!

[@richardbrout2242]

Pretty sure most of that ammo is steel casings.. and ranges around me only allow brass.

[@HighSpeedNoDrag]

I despise In-Door Shooting Ranges.

[@simswashaway8969]

Lol 😆

[@tatewaggoner6546]

my grandpa gave me some shotshells that he bought when he was a teenager, i ran them through my 20 gauge and threw up an actual smokescreen

[@marcussuttles8062]

Then there’s my dad who will talk politics to everyone

[@veronicam2942]

😂

[@joeroganofficial5433]

Mine too

[@professoreggplant9985]

Oh yeah that's me.. Sorry :)

[@greatscott8680]

Haha!! Yes! THAT guy!

[@jackrobinson3833]

As long as he's republican

[@elyncross9814]

I’m not a wifey, but I keep to myself and bring 2-3 guns to shoot especially the ones I build. I have noticed the stares or watching from guys, but I give my “don’t approach” look from the moment I walk in the door because I pay for my time. Haha! Excellent video!

[@speedmaster001]

There’s also the ear buster. We once went to the shooting range and we all stopped to the sound of very loud boom coming from a guy shooting a long barreled .357. I thought it was a 50 cal he was shooting. When we got used to his shooting noise, he broke the noise barrier yet again by starting to fire out of what appears to be an elephant gun riffle.

[@edwardsmith5066]

There is only one type of person at the range these days... one who has ammo.

[@gregb6469]

Some people have far more ammo than they need, others have far less than they need.

[@Andrea.1tree]

Truth. I can’t find 9mm ammo anywhere.

[@DareToBeDeviant]

@Kermit Snakmann Mine's in a rolling luggage case. Four thousand rounds is heavy. Aluminum, too, and I couldn't imagine how bad it'd be with steel case. Ô.o

[@Andrea.1tree]

@Charles culver It’s ridiculous. I can hardly wait til Jan 20th is over, and some semblance of normalcy returns.

[@masterenos]

One who has ammo to spare

[@hollywoodredneck8565]

I'm the "secretly tries to see if I'm shooting better than everyone else" guy.

[@hollywoodredneck8565]

@land otter1 hmmm. No cuz I said secretly try to see if I am shooting better or not.... I think jocks kinda put it out there that they're competitive

[@hollywoodredneck8565]

And also i'm not "too" competitive I just like to see where I rank amongst the others that shoot where I go

[@JN1-506]

Lmfao same

[@eboranshard6220]

Yeaa and when some one is better you tell your self imo get to this persons lvl but will never say anything and is more for self goals !

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

Same

[@George.Coleman]

The Saftey Violator fills me with so much disgust and rage like I couldn't possibly resent them more.

[@nathanieltaylor8345]

New to your channel. This one is amazing. Can't believe this is five years old. I am learning a ton from you. I don't own a gun, but just got my gun license at 43. It is never too late to learn.

[@ldope3904]

Colion is a goat. Welcome to the 2A community brother. Lots of great and valuable information from gun youtubers out here

[@Softwilly]

im the weird guy that pushes the brass for everyone LMFAO

[@batata_adb2606]

Yho this man everywhere. Did you get here from recomended?

[@heyyoutroll5070]

brass goblin

[@diabetus1143]

wholesome guy everyone should appreciate

[@HeliPadUSA]

@@heyyoutroll5070 stealing this - that's hilarious

[@itwasselfdefenseofficer3668]

Bruh I would be the Russian that’s just annoying the Patriotic Guys XD

[@TheCrnic]

I'm the big recoil guy. I like the large caliber magnum guns that make the biggest bang, huge flash, and hurt your hand. My grouping sucks, but I have a gigantic smile on my face.

[@Braun30]

Aah, the Tackelberry on the range.

[@timothyfulkerson6785]

man i had a smile on my face when i shot my first handgun a rossi revolver in .357 haha

[@dundonrl]

TheCrnic I'll be taking my 500 S&W Magnums (Yes I have 2 of them, but one is a lever action carbine) wonder if I'll get any looks?

[@timothyfulkerson6785]

Rexford L yup especally if you use the 700 grain 😂😂😂

[@scott9050]

Go shoot a S&W J Frame for an extended period of time and come back to me about large frame pistols hurting while firing.

[@kennethlawson3880]

You've put your self in a position where everyone seems compelled to comment on what you did wrong and who you forgot. I've watched a lot of your Videos. Nice Job.

[@Scotty-nc5bl]

This never gets old! LOL!

[@tjesse]

I go to the range because my wife made me quit shooting in the living room.

[@Yourmomisbomb007]

Timothy Jesse I guess that's "too loud" or "scaring the kids". Because I'm not allowed to do it anymore either.

[@user-ck9py1hs4l]

Timothy Jesse ...they always have something to complain about..

[@gama9116]

Timothy Jesse Same with me but I was shooting meth

[@Bart-Did-it]

Timothy Jesse 😂💦

[@654Crossman]

Timothy Jesse XD. If I got a 3 inch grouping on the tv during an obama speech and she still got mad, Id give up. Lol

[@Mega12358]

Me: **shoots friend to see if friendly fire is on** Everyone in the gun range: :O

[@lildarian]

Me: don’t worry guys, he’ll respawn

[@jaysav2207]

Lil'Darian LMFAOO

[@darling7u7-love91]

:D

[@professionalpissdrinker5623]

lmao

[@deviantsid18]

Friendly fire doesnt make you any friends

[@humanimal5527]

The thought of talking to someone I didn't come with at a gun range is absurd to me. First because it's so loud, and second because I try to respect everyone's space because, you know, we all have guns in our hands.

[@robertd9850]

I had the same thought. Too loud to try to talk up a stranger.

[@terrible2u]

Mr. Rapid Fire calling in! Not to scare people, I just like feeling the adrenaline!

[@deusexbaby5555]

"Told you it was unloaded..." *gun goes off*

[@UncleWermus]

A.K.A. Mr. Negligent Discharge

[@Food24112]

Shoots the person next to you by "accident"

[@moneyball8287]

*strikes guy next to you In the head

[@Rath460]

Oh my god, I shot Marvin in the face!

[@youngbuck5252]

as a range safety officer I can't tell you how many negligent discharges i have seen and 9 out of 10 times they say my finger was not on the trigger or i thought the safety was on.

[@venoxidegaming1432]

"His groupings look like the before picture of a proactive commercial." Bruh I'm laughing so hard at that.

[@Americancitizen1]

Depends on the day- that can be me....

[@kwisatzhaderach1458]

"Is that that new CZ???" This has stuck in my head for the last 5 years 😅

[@johndoe-xy4xq]

The guy in the next booth shooting a hand cannon. Even with the best ear protection, it stills rings my ear every time he shoots.

[@leefamily9000]

I’m the “just came here to shoot leave me alone because ammo is expensive and so is my membership and I got a chance to leave the kids with the wife” personality.

[@drewmyers3916]

This is the one iv3 been looking for. Like just leave me alone. Thats why i love living in the state i live in. I can fire on my property.

[@joem7572]

You and me both. My wife and I trade off days at the range so she can get hers in too and I can't wait to build a private range on our property. Funny though that I'm always the ones to take the kids to the range...

[@paulc5585]

Yep that's me too!!!

[@SRP3572]

I've seen plenty of guys like you and I've noticed one thing they all have in common. When they walk IN to the range, they are standing upright with a slight smile on their face. And then when they leave, they slouch over and have that "back to the ball and chains" look on their face.

[@Forgiven.Man.of.GOD.]

Haha totally me! Hate small talk when I’m trying to dial in a new red dot lol but don’t wanna be rude so I yes em to death

[@winnietheflu4633]

you forgot the quiet professional veteran who's shows up, makes sure his zero i still in tact, nails the target every time and then just leaves.

[@jimcalifwin3760]

Caleb White or the x army Vietnam era who would rather not be firing but knows SHTF of some type is coming and will defend his loved one and AO.

[@winnietheflu4633]

Jim Califwin yea that one Vietnam vet who owns like 40 guns because they were all cheap back then and he just likes to watch other people shoot and always provides cool stories

[@ninjabearpress2574]

Sounds like my dad.

[@jimr5703]

That's kinda me, but I'm not a vet. I also snicker a few times at the guys nearby who start to rapid fire after they see my groupings because now they just want to GTFO of the range. Typically the same guy who tells me to get a real gun because the one I have is an old POS.

[@bigwu100]

Oh,you've seen me.

[@regobertoaguilar6293]

Wow,! I never thought about like that, thank you.

[@JoseFlores-pm7qg]

I hit the range on Mondays at 10am, right when they open. Nobody is ever there at that time, and I LOVE it!!!! I don't have to talk to nobody. Or see nobody. It's like renting the range out for a bit. Except not as expensive. Its a wonderful thing. I don't much care for smalltalk if Im trying to relieve some stress.🤷‍♂️ #BussinBussin

[@laanierhae]

Same. I go at off-peak times too. Shorter wait time, and fewer people.

[@EATMEGUD]

Then there is the Gamer who shoots the person next to him to see if friendly fire is on. Edit: huh i already commented on this video it seems like.

[@AmitYoel]

Spoiler: *it was not*

[@neonicplays1364]

Zeb Johansson who says that guys a friendly

[@animq4ionboi.153]

*Friendly Fire will not be tolerated*

[@tazgizmo4399]

Oh I thought I was hidden

[@Danny-ru7uf]

Zeb Johansson this comment made me laugh

[@valrhys8527]

Lmao, *give him a musket, he's gonna try to rapid fire that to*

[@NoahJSPhoto]

he's gonna wind up dead when he treats the barrel like a mag and the gun explodes

[@StaleDoritoCrumb]

He'll just act like the barrel is a magazine by shoving tons of ammo into it and it just explodes.

[@NoahJSPhoto]

@@StaleDoritoCrumb big no no.

[@valrhys8527]

@@StaleDoritoCrumb ikr

[@DeltaEchoGolf]

Probably load 4 or 5 musket balls for a quick shot group.

[@ForgottenTJ]

I can think of 3 more: “Bigger = Better” This is the guy who brings the freaking hand cannon that overpowers everyone’s pistols combined. 500 S&M, .44 Magnum, Elephant Pistol (go watch Kentucky Ballistics), etc. They are the ones who try to shock everyone and grab everyone’s attention with that first shot that’s louder than a thunderbolt. They wear shirts to compliment their need for attention. They are sometimes tight fitting shirts two sizes too small to ensure every muscle on their body can be seen. Or they have texts on them like “I’m awesome” or “trust me, I’m an expert”. They are usually the same guys at the gym going for the Professional Bodybuilder look, yell in steroid rage when they finished their third rep of 400lbs, and check themselves out in the mirror and think, “damn, just look at me. I’d suck my own d**k if I could.” “The macho boyfriend and nervous girlfriend” It’s taken weeks, maybe even months of talk; but the boyfriend has finally convinced his girlfriend to go with him to the gun range. And the very second they walk through the door, the boyfriend shows all the different kinds of guns on the walls and is trying to sound like a firearm expert to impress his girl who is barely listening to him and more nervous about what she has agreed too. And when they get to the range, of course, the boyfriend goes first to “show her how it’s done.” Wether he is actually very safe on the range and/or is a good shot is a coin flip. Regardless, when it’s her turn, she doesn’t even get to aim down range until the boyfriend stops her and points out that she is either holding it wrong, her feet aren’t in the right position, she’s leaning too far back, etc. And near the end, the girl is either finally shooting the gun by herself while being about half as nervous as before. Or she has gotten fed up and is just decided to watch her boyfriend shoot the remaining rounds by himself while she texts on social media about how bad her day was and that she wishes she never would have agreed to go. “The yoga breather” This is the guy who takes an unbelievably deep breath right before he takes a shot. Every. Single. Shot. A deep breath comes right before it. It sounds like he’s training for a marathon in the Olympics. It sounds like he can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Other shooters can hear how loud he’s breathing in and out with these obnoxiously loud breaths even while they wear their hearing protection. Even while the “bigger is better” guy is shooting! This is the person who usually does some last minute research on how to shoot tighter groups and watches KZbin videos and is suddenly a Military Sniper. And the creators have 100-300 subscribers. Is he going to pass out? Does he really need a smoke? Who knows… Who cares.

[@jixyrover1759]

Last time I was at the range there was a slightly older couple next to me and my grandpa. They noticed that I was struggling with loading bullets on the mag of the glock I was using. The guy offered to let me use his mag loading device and then was talking to my grandpa and I about the guns we were using. We talked about how I didn’t enjoy shooting that glock and they said the ladies gun she was using was perfect for someone like me and told me to try it. I shot a few bullets and liked the gun better. They gave me a list of guns to look at when buying my own and when we left they gave me the ammo loader tool. I felt pretty bad about shooting some of their ammo and offered some in exchange but they said they were happy to get young girls into shooting more and left. Honestly really sweet couple

[@chriswhite6882]

That's so wholesome

[@frankphillips7436]

Curve so perfect the teach college courses about it!! Damn, nearly pissed myself!!

[@marcusmexia1549]

"wifey" sounds like it was a personal experience lmao

[@BaronSaturday66]

I haven't met that wifey archetype at the range yet.

[@amaralqurashi7570]

This whole video is from personal experience

[@kevinmencer3782]

@@BaronSaturday66 I have. Lots of women only CCW classes in my area. I really do feel the "her groupings are light years ahead of yours" thing.

[@dadocta8355]

Lol

[@twitchveneno6181]

500th like

[@kirby7x]

I was expecting a "guy who played cod once and thinks he knows everything about guns" person

[@crab7252]

luna I know

[@torgotorgenson3177]

no one laments the fate of our COD veterans. when will they get a monument?

[@eatme982]

Interestingly, people who play shooters avidly tend to have a better aim then the general populace, excluding of course those who are trained in firearms.

[@samurai20675]

don't worry you'll probably see that to

[@thegoldencaulk2742]

CoD players wouldn't go to the range

[@joshuaolian1245]

“his groupings look like the before picture of a proactive commercial.” LOL

[@latoyaevans688]

LOL! I love this video. Spot on. Made me laugh. Thanks for sharing!

[@Vato-Psyko-Loko]

I'm the "turtle" shooter. I raise my pistol, aim, shoot and stare at the impact for 5 seconds. Then I repeat the process.

[@coreman7774]

Same here

[@CannonFodder873]

...Ditto.

[@ThatOneguy-zn6hj]

@@CannonFodder873 Ditto?

[@CannonFodder873]

@@ThatOneguy-zn6hj Sorry...It means I do the exact same thing or "me too" Happy New Year from Canada.

[@ThatOneguy-zn6hj]

@@CannonFodder873 Happy new year Bret, from the USA

[@zenlenzmedia]

As a single, female, I've learned to go on Monday or Tuesday mornings when the range opens. No one is there so I avoid all the crazy and i actually enjoy shooting in a range by myself with no distractions. Mid week, end of the week and weekends I save for training, coaching and/or classes. That gives me a chance to practice what ive learned on monday and Tuesday by myself without anyone trying to screw up what I've learned and I go back to my instructor and he is impressed that I mastered what he taught me the week before. Happy shooting!!!

[@jcod1239]

If you need any advice just let me know xD

[@zenlenzmedia]

@@jcod1239 thank you

[@kajetandziebaj6405]

you know I can teach you a few things sometimes ;)

[@zenlenzmedia]

@@kajetandziebaj6405 thanks you're all so supportive and kind.

[@canovaconstruction7220]

Lmao. That’s awesome!

[@johnnyquest9519]

You forgot the first time shooter who took safety courses and did a year of research before they bought a gun and are terrified for the first time out alone

[@danielhaire6677]

You forgot the "Professional" shooter. I am not talking shooting competitors but the cops and soldiers/servicemen who learned shooting (or refined their shooting) in the military or law enforcement and go to the range to practice more and enjoy shooting in a non-work environment. These guys are usually, polite, focused and helpful if asked for advice.

[@KenGames45]

You forgot one, the history buff who brings all sorts of historic weapons 1911s and bolt actions and older and basically knows what the first guns to ever come out looked like.

[@tomscharf5779]

Also know as the sigma male

[@jefferybradford5936]

I’m the guy that corrects them on everything they say wrong and tells them to leave me alone and let me shoot lol happens way more often then I care for

[@serafinmagic1634]

One fellow brought a blunderbuss to the range.

[@KenGames45]

@@serafinmagic1634 those are actually pretty cool. Can be loaded with just about anything from ball bearings to stones and nails. If it fits in the muzzle it can shoot it.

[@SRP3572]

I'm sort of that guy but it's because I bring flintlocks to the outdoor range 😂

[@Vauksel]

I'm the "I'm just so happy to be here because I'm Australian and we don't have cool guns" type.

[@callumleslie1680]

Yeah literally there is only one range that's public access and the most they offer is a 357 magnum rifle

[@James_Sovereign]

@@callumleslie1680 get a licence and buy your own cool guns. I just bought a SIG P320-M17 to add to the collection, haven't picked it up yet but it's going to be awesome.

[@callumleslie1680]

James Howitt alright sure thing I'll let you know how it goes

[@NathanGrass]

Those are my favorite types to see at or bring to the range.

[@Sock659]

At least your country made one cool gun. Glock 9mm.

[@FergusScotchman]

I subscribed just for the great descriptions, particularly the flashy guy. LOL

[@TurboK24z]

The can I have your "brass casing" reloader guy 😂 and the "One upper" you move your target to 6, they move it to 7. You move it to 10, they move it to 11 😂

[@FenderFingers72]

I'm the most scary type of all, a normal person just enjoying the range.

[@Brimwald]

So you're wifey, but you can't shoot as well as her?

[@Brimwald]

Nickhead87 I was referring to the type of person Colion was talking about, not LaSorte's caricature. Besides his was a joke, but I get what you're saying

[@Brimwald]

You're good. Don't sweat it

[@ajbalancedbreakfast8368]

"Hipster types LOVE CZ pistols" I feel called out lmao

[@Milehighsnake98]

As a hipster or a CZ lover?

[@michalsupej8380]

...or Czech patriots 😁

[@MisoElEven]

Well some of us are just patriotic Czechs/Slovaks.. also the feel of nationalism when I see someone with a grand power pistol (though that doesnt happen nearly as often as I would like, the damn thing has a rotating barrel its pretty epic lul)

[@foxhound1135]

Found him! Found the hipster with good taste in guns

[@bquick80]

Me too!! Lol I love CZ but 100% not a hipster! 🤣

[@depresseddeprived5585]

You nailed the one w the guy who snapchats everything at the range 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kaox44]

I'm the 10th TYPE called "Flexer". I take ALL 25 guns to the range....and only shoot one 22lr to flex.

[@g-manchanel1710]

"The Hipsters like CZ guns" *angry slavic noise

[@cptcaveman26]

G-Man Chanel hipsters have to ruin everything 😝 I learnt to shoot with a cz and got me 3 club titles in my division with that little sucker

[@JamieR2077]

Yeah I felt personally attacked by the cz part especially

[@Zorark129]

Found the hipster

[@JN1-506]

#CZmasterrace

[@johngunson5083]

Sheepishly raises hand... I rent the p10c. And my groups are tight.

[@nicholaslee4669]

“In this world there are two kinds of people, those with loaded guns and those who dig.” -Clint Eastwood

[@alisongoldsberry8062]

🤣💯👏

[@Dr.Spoofs]

Which film was this one from ?

[@emilal]

@@Dr.Spoofs the good the bad and the ugly

[@myitbos1335]

Also brings to mind another quote from that movie that I find helpful at the range. "If you want to shoot, just shoot. Don't start talking."

[@Gt4wayDr1vR]

What does that even mean😂 Im so confused

[@mtassassin]

LOL....spot on.....hilarious, man...specially "the Wifey" skit 👍

[@Puppy_Puppington]

The other day I went to the angeles forest shooting range ressiplying building and met some great folks. Sometimes people can talk too much lol or not know when to let you go but sometimes you meet great individuals with really fascinating stories and such and my favorite is when you learn or exchange knowledge to one another. Nice and welcome people are awesome. It helps you. And then you can pass it on :)

[@raptorshootingsystems3379]

You have to add “The Gamer” - the young guy who has built their dream AR carbine with infrared and visible lasers, 1500 lumen light, flip away magnifier for their Eotech, bipod, forward grip, multi color cerakote and laser engravings to only spend their time hammering away at 5 to 10 yards usually dressed like the younger relative of the poser.

[@garythornbury9793]

thats like a cheap car with expensive rims and audio system, and the windows are down because they can't afford to have the a/c fixed.

[@anned8634]

I am the 70 year old navy shooting team guy with the old M1 Garand with the scout scope. bi pod and high tec muzzle brake that rings the 12 inch gong plate 98%+ of the time at 600 yards. When the AR guys can not hit it 50% of the time. with the muzzle brake the AR guys know not to setup right next to me.

[@melvinsfan]

@@anned8634 You have not spent a lot of time around Marines have you?

[@justherebro]

Lmao did you just describe yourself? And 5, 10, 15 yards is normal. Who tf is trying to shoot someone beyond that in a self defense situation?

[@the_Wolf_directly]

Hey now, I use an lpvo and an offset rds like John wick.

[@_useroffline]

“His groupings look like the before picture of a Proactive commercial.” Best insult I’ve heard in years 😂😂😂

[@bullfrog098]

Hilarious

[@garyquail2347]

i l l u s i v e . it looks more like a shotgun pattern from my 10 gauge shotgun from the early 1880s at about 10 yards away.

[@dandickerson6154]

you forgot the 22 pistol guy that has target all the way back and takes a good couple minutes between each shot

[@BIGCHIVES4]

I know this is a serious video but some of the people you’re projecting. This is funny as hell.😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dreydinaplays8489]

It took me up until wifey to realize that it was the same dude acting the other personalities at the gun range-

[@mastermaniac1911]

He's a chameleon.

[@freezinweasle1]

Was it Paul Harrell?

[@leocastrillo759]

Deacon from falllout

[@chrissmith9798]

I was just about to post something similar and happy I wasn't the only one

[@bradweatherill8569]

"his groupings look like the before picture of a proactive commercial"

[@stainerz16]

🤣🤣🤣

[@tonymozzarella3742]

Better than an after

[@R2D800]

yea... all on the head

[@jackmack2699]

Bro I’m stunned

[@subtlename2873]

Lol

[@thatdigitalstrategist]

the before picture on a pro-active commercial! LOL....yeah...that's how my targets look

[@jonmapa0077]

You forgot the kid sitting in the corner waiting for his dad to finish shooting so he can go home and play ROBLOX on the xbox

[@hazeltree7738]

Roblox is on mobile now...

[@jonmapa0077]

@@hazeltree7738 i know i just usually play on the xbox

[@hazeltree7738]

@@jonmapa0077 Ah okay

[@loserpooper]

@@hazeltree7738 It's on pc, mac, xbox, and mobile

[@luckyg1163]

so its u @@jonmapa0077

[@agui0011]

Guy 'That brings every gun he owns to the range.'

[@livecatgrenades]

heh I try to be that guy..... but I was without a range for a bit. but now? I got one again so I'll be this guy...with my pistols at least.

[@captainprice9455]

SPARTACUS_SPQR im not gonna like leave it at 69

[@digitalpilot6854]

Dude this is so me. It's hard for me to only choose a couple to bring lol

[@ChimkenNuggers]

I am definitely that guy, but I only own one gun hahaha

[@jsmith8725]

I'm that guy

[@DIYWellcraft196]

I can't believe it, I had to go all the way back to 2017 to find a good one, this was the best one that you posted, I enjoyed it, thanks!

[@user-ej4up3xv9v]

Educational and HILARIOUS!!! I know quite a few folks who can learn from this video. Great work!

[@prod.bycamcortez8028]

i didn’t realize until “wifey” that it was the same person 😂😂

[@tikimurtaugh4919]

Same

[@TaaxiCaab]

@wu chi Well... in today's world, IT can be whatever IT wants to be

[@Isai314]

Wow me too

[@jaredmajor6920]

🤣😂

[@theTenthlife]

This is hilariously accurate. The best "wifey" I saw was a woman about seventy dressed like my grandmother who had a .22 Ruger Mark 3. Very average looking woman, but I swear to god she could have hit a mosquito in flight with that thing. Someday I hope to be as awesome as you, frumpy old lady.

[@mirilondondrift]

lol

[@edwardwest200]

I like your name and wish you luck on your challenge. +1 sub^

[@occamsrazor1285]

Here's one more subscription, sir :)

[@biker932012]

So basically Granny from Beverly hillbillies.

[@logankalvig3847]

That was me what's up carl

[@marcushill509]

I've worked at Range USA for about 4 months. I have seen every single one of these in the first week, being an RSO for a company that encourages new firearm users to go to a range without any sort of educations besides a waiver and safety instructions on the wall. By the time they read that, they already committed a violation that could've killed me or someone else

[@redcab0731]

Never thought about it that way.. lol so true

[@patonkendall8197]

"No full auto in buildings!" "This isn't full auto..." "Thats not full auto?" "No... this is BURRRRRR."

[@robertthomas5906]

I have a mini-14 semi though it'll sound like full auto to you if you're there. Bummer is I can burn up ammo fast!

[@proloftz]

Bwahaha...I've gotten a chuckle from that vid too!

[@masterenos]

"NO RAPID FIRE!!!!!!!!"

[@SilverrulezGaming]

What a callback lmao

[@DudeInOhio85]

Airsoft is gey af