Family Guy - Real cowboys don't choose their horse

Season 19 episode 20: First blood

[@simplesimon031]

Peters face shows so much hidden sadness that I never thought possible with so little

[@simplesimon031]

@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 sorry your name says no boys allowed

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Gamble Bet

[@Gohbbugohkyubbu0036]

It hilarious

[@devill2312]

yeah true he is sad just like me im alone and sad too sadd :D

[@Gohbbugohkyubbu0036]

@@devill2312 no you not alone or sad.you just very bored, never alone brotha

[@randylalrinsanga3078]

Peter awkwardly being alone in the crowd is me in every social gathering lol

[@billybongthornton777]

Same haha

[@rogerbertrand9406]

You and me both, unless i take charge.

[@doomerantiboomer206]

I'll touch you. Once or twice.

[@InfernosReaper]

Yeah, can't help but feel like this is taken from something, but I'm having trouble placing it... If so, it's probably something I saw as a child

[@bradydefelice2944]

Same and it sucks

[@simpanzee1006]

I wanted Joe's horse to have one of those animal wheelchairs

[@God-ch8lq]

johnny joestar

[@wolfclaw719]

man I hate to be the one to break this to ya but; a crippled horse is glue

[@kingmichealthefirstofroman2278]

@@wolfclaw719 and good target practice

[@God-ch8lq]

@@kingmichealthefirstofroman2278 talk about beating a dead horse

[@MemeSlayer982]

@@kingmichealthefirstofroman2278 and a good excuse to put down an animal.

[@SurferKenTV3]

Peter missed a grand opportunity to bring the breeding bull to Horse Prom. Could’ve even wore the sport jacket

[@user-oe8pc5hw4o]

He went to his house without informing in advance and thus things didn't work out

[@ryanrios4328]

The breeding bull is a relationship full of abuse and toxic. Literally raped peter the first time they met.

[@mydogbrian4814]

> Now your talking! - But Peter should be walking around & standing with a slouched, high rump posture from all the romantic bull's abuse.

[@alexiatr]

It took him years of therapy to leave that toxic relationship and you want him to bring him back to his life, no thank you 🤣🤣🤣

[@user-oe8pc5hw4o]

@@alexiatr it will take another few years of therapy to get out of this embarassment .. those f*cking choosy horses..

[@TheNucaKola]

Damn this is too relatable, poor Peter

[@Maestrosendgame]

He deserves it and more

[@gambler942]

you're kidding me right

[@hp_0189]

High school dances 😂

[@ananthakrishnan4754]

Wait!!! What!!!

[@Donkyelburro]

Too relatable

[@LordKrhiyos]

If you weigh over 250 pounds it becomes stressful on the horse and can hurt them. It’s very safe to say that Peter is likely close to 300lbs

[@danielmalone4446]

hes a cartoon

[@Maestrosendgame]

Nah he’s apparently been the same 250 pounds (except for a few occasions) for decades

[@brodypenn]

True. Remember when DJ Khaled literally broke a horses back from riding it

[@Liyahhbabyyy]

@@brodypenn LOL DEADASS?

[@God-ch8lq]

yup, tho i worked with a gigantic horse named bruno, he was stronk enough to carry an 8 man chariot and outrun cars driving at the allowed speed in these roads his previous owner abused him, so he doesnt like people, to say the least, so if u attempt to ride him, you'll become a red splat on the wall the only guy he likes is a coworker of mine, who is the only guy who can get anywhwre near him without breaking a bone or two, nobody knows why he probably could carry peter, but he'll most likely kill peter before he gets the chance

[@samuelmoya1230]

Notice how quagmire isn’t even in the ballroom with that horse anymore 😂

[@Blotto105]

Quagmire is there, his horse is there. Quagmire is just out of frame when the camera zooms out.

[@doomerantiboomer206]

@@Blotto105 nope. He fucked that horse

[@spacequack5470]

​@@Blotto105Incorrect

[@pawal6002]

Who else but Quagmire

[@NightShadow720]

This is vaguely a reference from the 1986 romantic comedy-drama film, "Pretty in Pink". Poor Peter. None of those horses would choose him.

[@Jolland]

Lol. I kinda thought it was a reference to Mr. Hands. (Don't look it up)

[@offthewall2017]

Family guy writers are really obsessed with making ancient movie references for some reason lmao

[@themanofconstantsorrowelia1929]

@@offthewall2017 because it's from a time when they grew up

[@offthewall2017]

@@themanofconstantsorrowelia1929 yeah back 20 years ago sure but aren't all those guys dead or retired now

[@Prashant-xl1rv]

Oh, I thought it was a reference to Harry Potter. *The Wand chooses the Wizard, Mr Potter*

[@Did_No_Wrong]

Don't worry. His childhood horse neighbor who he's known for years will surely burst through that door in a fancy bowtie and offer Peter a dance.

[@EnchantedSmellyWolf]

Like every 80s movie. Everybody deserves a chance to win. And after a courtship in bed.

[@daviddavid-rq9db]

That part when his eyes filled with tears after those two horses laughed at him, but tried to be strong strong 😂

[@funnygamertwat8879]

Peter eventually said "Screw this I'm ordering a uber" "Actually Peter, the uber chooses you"

[@PixelPuma]

Peter’s facial expressions and the way he dances 80s style got me! 🥺❤️ One of my favorite FG scenes 🥰

[@crackpapa_]

"And when the dance was done, the horses proceeded to mount their partners. Except for Peter. Nobody wanted to mount him. The end"

[@blackcat09tails55]

I guess that's why cowboys are bowlegged

[@mydogbrian4814]

> Well it was the Prom! - What do you do after, to justify the effort & the experience.

[@aDespondentThespian]

Gross dude.

[@18themxxn_]

YEEEHAW

[@Mortablunt]

Going Mr Hands!

[@grrrrliz]

Can we talk about how good the later seasons of Family Guy have been? The writers have really stepped it up

[@acsone3546]

I agree 19 and 20 had some amazing episodes, best one is probably Customer of the Week

[@bryantjauregui965]

Me: is this really necessary? West: Yes. Yes it is.

[@kzman1173]

Season 21 was pretty good too, I think it helps they aren't just doing cutaways to celebrities that I don't even know. They really liked to do that for a while and if you don't know them the jokes don't land

[@chroz68]

since season 17 for me has been the best. i love seeing something that i dont have to take seriously and just laugh at it because it's relatable

[@cwied2150]

The manatees have been killing it

[@chef2042]

I’m suing Family Guy for literally using my life in a cutaway.

[@cyanado2697]

Damn I actually feel bad for peter...

[@khrystynalyra]

Even horses understand that he is too heavy to ride

[@imbigtom.lifeisanamazingjo2602]

Draft Horses can handle heavy people

[@khrystynalyra]

@@imbigtom.lifeisanamazingjo2602 a horse can carry 20% of its weight

[@Giniro_No_Suisei]

​@@khrystynalyra This is around 272 kg. Peter Griffin is only around 122kg.

[@gamermixy.t3664]

This is the same pain what Peter felt , when your other friends have gf and you don't but you pretend to be happy in front of them 😂

[@PhoenixFeather09]

Yep... that was me at school dances. I never got asked to dance... but I didn't dance by myself, I just went to the food table and ate alone.

[@stormgirl09]

hell i didnt even go to school dances at least you went.....🤷‍♀🤣

[@casson9267]

Damn 😕

[@Mortablunt]

Asked for dates a ton. No success. Tried to get dances at the dances. No success. I swear it left scars.

[@Superfan109]

Poor Peter….now he knows how Meg feels almost everyday…rejection.

[@Ink40912]

It was the best cutaway ever!!!! Whoever came up with the idea is sick 🤣

[@rejvaik00]

It's a reference to a movie from 1986 called pretty in pink

[@Lords1997]

Honestly one of the best scenes of family guy. Hits you

[@mrgopnik5964]

W. West: “You don’t choose your horse, the horse chooses you” 14 y.o. girls with rich dads: *laughs hysterically*

[@MrJavixd1000]

14 y.o. girls with rich dads aren't real cowboys

[@HansBohr]

Felt like this for me during elementary school dances. Hit too close to the chest for me, but still funny

[@joellim6988]

Elementary doesnt count

[@familygash7500]

"Peter, ... the horse is here."

[@star3catcherSEQUEL]

This hurt me more than it should have.

[@imabirdlawyer]

Thanks for having the next up clips come halfway into the video and stay there for the rest of it.

[@xZippy]

It's hard to find this funny because it hits so close to home.

[@alexiatr]

The horse dancing killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Hikaru0kamiki]

I have many questions, how joe gonna ride a horse or what quagmire is gonna do to the horse after XD

[@Sandy_bones]

@@Adam-326 how do you know the horse is a dude?

[@Baburun-Sama]

Yoshi is the One who's a Horse/Dino Hybrid.

[@PaulyWally30]

This song never gets old 😂

[@lovingmyglock21]

name of the song? ?

[@JrzG85]

@@lovingmyglock21 OMD - If You leave

[@zeddie2767]

People: I miss old family guy, family guy is so unfunny now Also people when they watch a family guy clip from the newer seasons: This is one of the few times when family guy is funny again!

[@unknownuser4224]

Litterly

[@lutherholayeahme7449]

Fax

[@ayoutubechannel3813]

Family Guy nowadays is a show that is much better out of context.

[@hudeyfaabdi610]

Every. Single. Time🤦🏽‍♂️😭😭😭

[@leavemealone802]

Both are right. There was a period where family guy was painfully unfunny. Nowadays they have random good moments. It happens, the Simpsons are on a rise too

[@jaylene.turner6524]

Poor Peter. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@WiserDaley-bz1rw]

Rejection is by itself one of the most difficult pain to deal on earth.

[@KenanVonKaiser]

The Horse Is Here!

[@TheDeathmail]

And this is how Meg always feels...

[@river2282]

The blonde horse looks like he's talking to a draft horse, and that draft horse doesn't choose him either, well deserved

[@jack9313]

Lol

[@henryairconcepts2999]

I was Peter at a club once. Went home crying 😭

[@oscaradeaza1203]

This is so dark and emotional.

[@riyadhrafiq8632]

The way Peter dances is soooo 80s. Love it!!!!

[@karthikeyanpt9002]

I cannot spot Quagmire in the final dancing clip 😂

[@Ari-hl9sr]

Who else but quagmire

[@rftulie]

Yeah, I figured since he was the first guy selected, there was probably going to be more than just dancing going on. Giggity.

[@oj5912]

This is my favorite scene from all episodes now.

[@shashianand250]

The editing has got so much better man

[@Glitterandsparkles4ever69]

This episode perfected this song for me. Every time I hear it, I dance like Peter Griffen

[@jonathankruger6356]

Describes my love life perfectly

[@yuridanylko]

Btw, the song is If You Leave by Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark

[@kaleking1516]

I low key love the fact that no horse chooses him 😂😂

[@gammaraider]

It's not low key if you tell everyone tho ;-)

[@slackmartin7610]

Low key? What are you, like 12 years old?

[@kaleking1516]

@@slackmartin7610 I’m 5

[@kaleking1516]

@@gammaraider okay

[@0MrUnknown0]

Don't listen to them, it can be as low key as you want it to be! 🗝️👍

[@martinbecker2164]

I always get schadenfreude when I see peter suffering in some way.

[@Himdatboiii]

Don’t we all 😂

[@glaive616]

I feel this is insanely accurate, this is what horses do.

[@water9892]

how the hell is Joe going to ride that horse lol

[@askinnyball785]

The horse is gonna ride him

[@solar0wind]

There are saddles for people with paralysed legs. It's harder to ride the horse though because you can't give it input/commands with your legs.

[@water9892]

@@solar0wind oh wow i didn't know that, that is pretty cool

[@Chloe11501]

@@askinnyball785 my thoughts exactly

[@mydogbrian4814]

- Technocrats have no business Critiquing cartoons! -Why? > Because they'll tell you that Mice (Micky) don't talk & the Duck (Donald) should wear pants. ( Disney )

[@xDEADLOCKEDx2468]

This actually had to be one of the longest bits I've seen from Family Guy.

[@linkman4432]

I've been there. I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. That level of humiliation scars you deep.

[@RaidenMustDie3594]

This hit harder than it should’ve lmao

[@Eric_1991]

I feel your pain Peter. A horse never chose me either

[@xiimooniixmoon2988]

ew man

[@isaacb7197]

@@xiimooniixmoon2988 ew what? 🙄

[@Iuckystrike]

beautifully done television. this might be one of the greatest family guy snippets of all time. FOR CHRIST

[@jakethesnake4971]

They're so many rules to be a cowboy 🤠

[@isaiahtherockstar1869]

Like what

[@jakethesnake4971]

@@isaiahtherockstar1869 I'll never know

[@isaiahtherockstar1869]

@@jakethesnake4971 just give me one

[@jakethesnake4971]

@@isaiahtherockstar1869 bro my comment was eluding to the fact that I know nothing about being a cowboy. Lol. If you really need one: one must cover private parts with large cowboy hat.

[@isaiahtherockstar1869]

@@jakethesnake4971 no hold on real cowboys don't deside on comment the comment chooses them

[@samanthacarpenter3336]

This is why I always snuck my horses sugar cubes, you gotta bribe them.

[@worldofart8889]

Petah The horse is everywhere 😧

[@notyouraverageyoutuber3172]

Peter… the horse is here

[@icon767]

The fact that the rejections didn't stop him from dancing>>> Like Peter Griffin, dance away your sorrow brethrens!

[@mauriceisaac3646]

The only part of the episode I liked, from the music to the horse tricking Peter.

[@curticcarmichael3580]

It’s a mystical bond between man and machine.

[@singhsatendra90]

Peter's fans:oh peter,the horse choose u

[@singhsatendra90]

1:28 😢😢😢😢😢😢 1:28

[@lewisdutra6104]

I coukd understand horses not wantkng Peter because he is heavy, but the fact that the last 2 horses tease Peter with hope before laughing at him...That too much like Middle/High School dance.

[@retromangamancz678]

Ty si nevybiras koně. Kůň si vybírá tede. Best 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-rl7ds7me4g]

What was the song at the horse prom?

[@malin6951]

Thanks for the hat Wild West! Actually Peter, The hat chooses you..

[@NikhilKumar-im8ls]

Too relatable with the darkness that is my life....

[@romeoecho4]

Thank you Family guy for playing my favourite song

[@brentamador171]

That was me every time I went to a bar that had a dance floor

[@JumpirThatsHard]

Horse Groove 🐎 🕺🏻

[@ihavenoidea2735]

Is there any similar version of this song by OMD? I really like this one because of "disco" or something. Normal song is nice but i like the one from family much more.

[@colonel_cookies_]

this is the most violent Family Guy clip I've ever seen

[@CompleteAnimeFan]

Poor Peter. Even Mr Hands couldve found a horse

[@Baburun-Sama]

Mr Hands is the Fear Jasha Lottin is also the Fear But Mr Hands and Jasha Lottin mixed together... THAT WOULD BE A CATASTROPHE!!

[@skaldlouiscyphre2453]

Mr Hands was a whorse.

[@The_Persiflager]

0:22 Is that the MST3K\Rifftrax crew there at the bottom of the screen?

[@Baburun-Sama]

...because Most Marios can Have their own Yoshi. For me: "Real Plumbers don't choose their Yoshi. The Yoshi chooses them"

[@comrademo8419]

All those horses have dodged a bullet by rejecting Peter. This is the lesser evil.

[@akbrahma7739]

This is probably what inspired some genious rejects to develop the motor car back in 1890s

[@zachery4310]

Oof. That cut deep

[@fransuke12]

Song 𝗜𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗲 by 𝗢𝗠𝗗 you're welcome!

[@olivernguyen50]

I am too scared to know what quagmire is going to do with the horse afterwards

[@mid9moth]

I side with the horses. Them horses KNOW Peter about to do something stupid with them.

[@teasaki]

Poor me in me younger days :(

[@Pandora234able]

How is it now?

[@teasaki]

@@Pandora234able time passed and i gave up. No happy ends to me.

[@mitch9392]

😂😂😂😂 I went to see OMD last night I and KNEW I heard this song before somewhere and of course it's Family Guy and this 😂😂😂😂

[@MsAsasas111]

This scene broke my heart

[@maljo4604]

Man these newer episodes are so much funnier, the way Peter just awkwardly dancing alone trying not to frown. Much better than the past few episodes like the one with that insufferable lawyer character, or Doug.

[@Tzgrey77]

Doug sucks - don't know why they made so many episodes with him

[@mit6089]

I thought doug was annoying until i’ve seen the lawyer guy… bruhh who approved that

[@mickaelbeck5604]

I swear to God : I laughed so hard on this : the horse , the catlle and the hat ! 😂 Poor Peter😂

[@mydogbrian4814]

> And that's why you bring an inflatable horse to the Prom as a backup! With all the necessary equipment for the traditional roll in the hay, afterwards.

[@rileypaul3244]

Definitely thought Joe's one was going to be in a wheelchair

[@soulassassin0g]

How did they get footage of me at every school dance I've ever been to?

[@laughthis138]

The pain is real…

[@Pokefan8263]

Wow this actually made me laugh

[@iceluvndiva21]

Uh... That's partly true. The horse usually choses who they bond with, not the other way around. My former ridding teacher tryed having me ride a very stubborn horse and she wouldn't change her mind till I had a breakdown. We stopped going because of her and her inability to see that the horse in question didn't want me on it's back.

[@earlwindels2365]

I love how the staches do the same to Peter lol

[@Kurdain]

Really surprised Joe's horse wasn't on 4 wheels.

[@sussybaka119]

Is it sad that I relate to Peter in every social situation?

[@brandonkoh8361]

This hurts too much. I have ptsd

[@JOBdOut]

Well that hit a little too close to home.

[@liliavazquez3976]

0:19 HaHaha They're Throwing A Horse Prom Or A Horse Party LOL! 😂😂😂

[@DreadKing1313]

1:29 the look of despair