MSSP - Secret Guide To Surviving Prison: The First Night

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From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 50
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[@NotoriousPeepop]

I hope Matt's soul piercing stare keeps you heathens on the right track

[@whtasup6969]

I keep a wallet sized photo of mckuskys stare. Whenever I feel like sinning I pull it out and look at it.

[@robertm4050]

WTF!!!??? I need part 2.

[@WHDRWN]

@@whtasup6969 quit sinnin

[@Mr_Dopey]

There's a new Shane Gillis documentary coming out! It's called Champions starring Woody Harrelson.

[@ghiidra__]

part 2 my lord. or at least hit me with the episode number

[@woodstock6792]

Shane's fighting style would be terrifying in prison. A man who looks likes he's holding down an extra chromosome walking toward you crying. 😮

[@AB-ee5tb]

😂😂😂

[@ugnius7489]

Used to have a kid in pre school who would slam his fat tard hands on a table and walk towards you crying and then punch in you the spine

[@campy3888]

Lennie Small

[@IAmTheRealHim]

He’s got that extra chromosome in a mean arm bar

[@TheHeroChoncho]

DAMN! loool

[@the1only467]

Dudes cool asf, he’s been around. This is the best I’ve heard prison explained without all the fake glory bravado.

[@reidsimonson]

Yeah, criminal degenerate l, cool for sure. You should follow in his foot steps.

[@surfboardjoker6299]

Shaun Atwood's early stuff is great for stories like this

[@MIKlLLA]

​@@surfboardjoker6299Atwood is legendary

[@jpk9902]

He kind of sounds like he's putting on a tough guy accent tho lol

[@the1only467]

@@jpk9902 I don’t get that, something most people don’t comprehend and truly can’t wrap their minds around is when you’re in prison a high level, maximum security prison, it’s NOT the bullshit you see on t.v. Even that show on MSNBC where they claim to go into maximum security places aren’t true maximum security prisons. For many reasons tv crews wouldn’t be allowed in maximum security prisons where shit gets busy everyday. I mean come off lockdown, someone is stabbed within hours and right back on lock for 6-9 months. So my point is when you’re in a place where tension is so thick daily you could cut with a knife and the wrong look, word, movement could be confused as aggressive or making a move against someone you become a certain way, it changes you. Anyone that comes home from a federal USP (maximum security for Feds) is automatically put into therapy for PTSD. I know it’s extremely long but I’m only trying to explain how hard it is. Not only to survive and make it out alive but to keep your sanity.

[@Thecoochincanoocheecreek]

When he confused a Gypsy with Egyptian I fucking lost it. 😂

[@SchizoReviews1599]

Wasn't even the right type of gypsy lmao brad pitt in Snatch is a Irish pikey, he definitely meant a romani gypsy.

[@Thecoochincanoocheecreek]

@@SchizoReviews1599 Yes! 🤣 but; I can understand that bc I think it’s kind of an obscure thing to be well read on. Personally, I know Romani people don’t really like Irish Travelers. Technically, they shouldn’t even be referred to as “Gypsy” because genetically they arent related, hence the term “traveler” or the one you referenced, “pikey”. Even English or other UK ethnic groups and nationalities tend to favor Romani over Irish Travelers, and often refer to them ( the Irish ones ) as “tinkers” which is probably the goofiest slur/derogatory term I’ve ever heard of lol. Hell, I remember seeing people challenge Tyson Fury on his actual “Gypsy-ness” and all my American homies were like, “wtf are they even talking about?” Lol. The more I learn about history, and all the ethnic groups/nationalist pride that comes along with human beings moving and shaking all across this Earth, the more I realize how stupid and unimportant race really is. Like, I guess I need people to care a lot more than me because it makes for good reading, but it’s just so dumb. And, I don’t think we have time to get into the eugenics vs nationality of ancient and modern Egypt. But shiiit, I’m wit it if you’re wit it! Lol.

[@jlshel42]

Gypsies, Tramps, & Thieves!

[@SchizoReviews1599]

@@Thecoochincanoocheecreek i'm from Ireland, I'd take a romani over a traveller any day of the week. Romanis can be thieves and con artists but generally theyre harmless. Irish travellers are violent thugs who'd beat anyone over nothing. It doesn't even really have anything to do with race, the cultures people live in and choose to be a part of shape them far more. Irish travellers claim to be the descendants of a specific group in Irish history but theyre really just a group of people who decided to stop following the law and paying taxes. The way they make their children live is honestly heartbraking.

[@dpc3324]

@@Thecoochincanoocheecreek why do the British prefer Romani gypsies over travelers?

[@WesleySnipesNeck]

Shane got excited when he heard chicken patties hahahaha

[@Chamomileable]

It was that extra half chromosome calling out from deep within him

[@howardbellarbuce9961]

This guy sounds exactly like Jackie from the Sopranos

[@corbinhirschhorn9064]

Lol, Philly accent Jackie.

[@tipperary1082]

He only appeared on the cast outta respect for his fawtha

[@chrisxl5152]

Didn't he almost drown in 2 inches of water?

[@traviscoates6878]

Kid pissed himself, but he handled himself well

[@tipperary1082]

@@chrisxl5152 The penguin exhibit...

[@nickgray6305]

30 second after hearing a guy was having his butt and mouth sold for some tobacco; “aww man, so you guys didn’t even have ice in your beverages?!”

[@rocker12324]

😂😂

[@rocker12324]

Hes asking the big questions

[@phanatic215]

Jail sounds so fucking exhausting.

[@seanwieland9763]

That’s the point.

[@dimitrijekrstic7567]

@@seanwieland9763 what? Are you braindead or just evil? That's definitely not "the point". It fixes nothing

[@Elcore]

I read this in the voice of the guy who was happily selling his mouth and bottom.

[@nurgle333]

It's loud, too

[@notkevinacid]

yeah bro, gen pop for me gives the same feeling as being in an unfamiliar hood. your guard is up 24/7. i didn’t even notice until i got on the outside and almost instantly felt my body relax lol

[@tonychopper3751]

What a top tier fucking guest. Loved every second of him 👏

[@scumbaggo]

joey diaz jr. hes a cool dude, id smoke a few bongs with this dude any day.

[@lazystorage]

Haha this guys sick " this guy man ill never forget .. what was his name ? "

[@seanmurphy26]

Yea, the guy is a major SLOW adult..

[@aliofly]

@@seanmurphy26he clearly isn’t, did you listen to the rest of it?

[@jmann5445]

I worked at a county jail for almost twenty years. I still remember watching a pedo do a head dive off the top tier on my block while I was working. He had just come back from being sentenced for 30 years and said nah I got another idea… and almost the whole block cheered when he hit the ground. Word was if he got sentenced he was going to get stabbed up.

[@Bambam-]

😂 That's funny asf

[@jlshel42]

Make it sound like when he hit, a group of guy’s cheered like in Goodfellas when Henry broke his cherry.

[@QuentinKarentino]

​@@jlshel42 Hilarious image

[@randbarrett8706]

If you really worked in a jail for two decades then you must really be emotionally blunted… either that or psychotic

[@cesar_yf2637]

What kind of stupid question is that? ​@@randbarrett8706

[@BigFarts0]

Been wishing for Bert to come back on the Cast…miss this guy. FreeBert

[@aspiringnormie9499]

Dr Robert Sponge, MD

[@benardman2665]

Lol he went back to jail. I think hes out now

[@brandonf1482]

Damn haha he got locked up again? That sucks anyone know what for?

[@johnhenryhughes5953]

Is he out yet??

[@lukebryant5017]

@@aspiringnormie9499 dr Adolf sponge dds

[@Collateral0]

The most Pennsylvanian sounding guy I have ever heard. Dude sounds like Bam Margera and Jackie Jr Combined.

[@johnLennon255]

Lmao he sounds exactly like Jackie jr. I was expecting him to bring up with fawtha any minute now

[@Gridironwarplans]

I thought it was Jackie jr.

[@wanderingderelict19]

One thing about doing federal time, is that you have access to ice in the pod: whenever. Frozen water, mind you. But there are no personal televisions in your cell. Everyone shares a screen in the unit. During the numerous counts that take place daily though, you end up watching from the distant vantage point of your room (through a narrow window sliver) . .

[@robbaholic]

Yeah I remember listening to the kickoff game from my corner cell behind the tv asking for updates about Wes Welker cause he was on my fantasy team 😂

[@HarvardAlumni2022]

Dude U never been inside

[@willelliot4001]

Who knew the prison system is about selling snacks

[@day245]

Everyone

[@randbarrett8706]

It’s pretty hilarious that we make prisoners pay for food

[@ovichggat]

@@randbarrett8706well they get meals but they can also choose to buy extra food

[@randytravis5225]

@@randbarrett8706not only that it’s inflated like 300% 😂

[@spacemancam]

@@randbarrett8706we don’t make them pay for meals, they pay for snacks like candy and chips. Prison isn’t supposed to be summer camp

[@dariustee8478]

The rapin’s not what it used to be. This guys spittin facts

[@Silvashoots]

We were still spreading whitey cheeks in Bakersville whether they want to or not.

[@goomaboi]

Lord Peepop has returned for the thirsty dogs. Edit: WIth the most exquisite photoshop ability amongst MSSP uploaders.

[@ajtyler367]

Best day of my life’s gunna be when my son says “pops, how did peepop do it?”

[@cjv132]

😮😮 21:30 😅😅😮

[@eugeneburns8082]

Everything for us son, when I had nobody, I had peepop

[@robbaholic]

I did a month in County, longest month of my life. A lot of crazy and funny shit happened, though and despite being 6’3” and 170lbs., I mostly got along with everyone I had to, and lucked out with cool ass cellies. I was in for the entire month of January during the NFL Playoffs and started a sportsbook for everyone to bet on, the black dudes loved me for that 😂😂😂 Food is currency, there’s nothing more important (except drugs if you do them, I didn’t) and coffee was called brown gold, it came in a little bag of powder that you mixed into water, dudes would always ask what you needed in return for “a scoop”. The shit he’s talking about with cheechees, they had a different name where I was at, I can’t remember what it was, but yeah it was basically a potluck where everyone threw food in except it all went in one bag. My cellies and I did something similar with cakes where we would save them for a couple days from each meal and put them all in this big bowl, with a little bit of milk, sugar, cookie cream and apple bits and make one giant cake. Shit was 🔥🔥🔥 A couple other noteworthy things that happened, there was a dude that committed suicide the same way this dude described, jumping head first off the second level but that was before I got there. We had a trans dude in there and two dudes got in a crazy ass fight because the one dude was telling everyone else the other dude was banging the trans. I’m pretty good at basketball, so I got called Larry Bird after 15 minutes out on the court lol

[@chunkygaming8464]

What were ya in for

[@captain_orange]

​@@chunkygaming8464I know you are curious but on the outs that's like asking a person who they voted for. It's unspoken but you just don't do it.

[@migamaos3953]

@@captain_orangeuh, yes you do. If I know someone has been to jail I need to know why so I have an understanding of their character. It’s more polite to ask you than ask around behind your back like some cretan

[@snowfrosty1]

Nah fuk that, ask the mtfk directly, ask around "behind his back" AND do a background check on a felon. Fuk trying to be "respectful" to felons, fool 🤦

[@generalconsensus2518]

Last stint in jail I was 30 on an old charge. Played so much basketball. That part made me so happy.

[@williamhood4127]

Fuck yes Peepop. Bless the new DAWGs with the wild tales of Bert 🙏

[@adamgerald849]

I went to jail last year for 3 months and it really is a different world. I still dream that I'm in jail again at least a few times a week. And that was only 3 months. The first and last 2 weeks are the hardest. I got lucky because I was in a small county jail out in the country. We only had 1 black guy in our pod most of the time and he was really cool. We played chess a lot.

[@vranime3772]

Chess rules. Hell yeah

[@FACEGRINDproductions]

I went for a month when my other friends got bailed out instantly. It was supposed to be a manslaughter charge (this insane guy attacked us as we were driving to give him a place to stay after a party) and we just defended ourselves and stopped to get him out of the car. We drove away and I guess he died that night from what seemingly was him just laying down in the middle of a main road. Like I said, he wasn't in a good frame of mind, but he was attacking us in the car and you can't have that. This was like 4 years ago and I still have dreams several times a month about it. It's stupid. No good deed goes unpunished sometimes

[@aliofly]

@@FACEGRINDproductionsChrist, sorry to hear that

[@juhbellz]

Matt's Declassified Prison Survival Guide

[@J_Clean_1996]

In today's market, Butts are up 5 and a half points while Mouths are down 4 points!

[@specialknees6798]

“Prison economy spirals as price of pack of cigarettes surpasses two handjobs”

[@ghiidra__]

this guy rules so hard

[@halfpint90]

Because he went to jail? 😂

[@perc3136]

@@halfpint90ya?

[@bobdole8727]

O’doyle rules

[@Thatdude1980]

Rule 1 never roll max on commissary your first 2 or 3 weeks in. You gotta feel it out and establish yourself before you flash the cash.

[@robbaholic]

Oh yeah, if they find out your rollin early everyone will try to play you

[@Remember_Paper]

my buddy from college told me a ton of stories like this... taking out the light bulb to hook up wires to heat up ramen... and stacking freeze dried coffee to dose it at one time.

[@mattf3873]

This was one of the most entertaining things I've ever listened to

[@MinecraftFTWBOYS]

SODTAOE on the jumpsuit is goated

[@T_D_B_]

Fuck yes

[@r0br33r]

greatest of all time ed>saying "sick" "cool" "amazin" This is what americanas use their atrophied brains for :') Zoomers are hopeless

[@nurgle333]

What does it mean?

[@MinecraftFTWBOYS]

@@nurgle333 suck our dicks to all our enemies

[@MinecraftFTWBOYS]

@@nurgle333 suck our d*cks to all our enemies

[@pedro426]

Matt loves that he had young boys😂😂😂

[@newzkid8081]

The dude that was r@ping the guy must of been pretty wild because dudes don’t play about hygiene especially in the common at so for him to make a guy shove shit down the drain without having someone do anything to either one of them is amazing

[@jasondeliello2352]

Unscrupulous soup scalpers 😂 met a few of those myself

[@robertherbst9487]

Romani Gypsy here... can confirm they are nuts and lots of them in PA. They tend to populate states that also have a lot of Amish because the laws towards home repair are more laxed. They specialize in robbery through home repair fraud. If you live in PA you've probably seen the 1" layer of black top that's crumbling and shitty.. that's them.

[@fleadoggreen9062]

Why not just do a decent job ???

[@robertherbst9487]

Exactly. I don't live like them. I'm a "gauja" to them. @@fleadoggreen9062

[@haleypoole9081]

@@fleadoggreen9062 It's kind of part of the culture. Essentially a group of outcast that where generationally hated by everyone around them. They stuck together and grew to hate the rest and win win. I imagine it's akin to a nazi paying you premium for a job for you to purposely make sure it will only last a week.

[@NotAfraid280]

Every time I see a new peepop video drop, my heart skips a beat. (Not in a gay way tho)

[@joelglanton6531]

That's not good yo, that happened to me once, it's why I decided never to do coke again.

[@T_D_B_]

I'm totally gay for these videos

[@christopherdamron269]

Full flaming gay, absolutely ignited

[@EpicFlavoredMan]

It's totally not gay to love it in a not gay gay way.... otherwise that's gay .

[@HitRockBoglim]

@@joelglanton6531 Rookie numbers

[@rLxJake]

I love this pod cast but I wish I didn’t listen to this while I trying to sleep.

[@sageg58]

This summer camp sounds really fun!

[@MrCrispycoyle]

Just for the record… Chee Chee‘s are good if you’re starving. I prefer spicy Herrs Cheese Curls, Scrappy Jack’s Spanish Rice, 2 Beef Soups, with a Summer Sausage or pepperoni… Add Mayo if available. Slamming. Use the chip bag. Not too much water. Let it soak too. Not too shabby.😂

[@halfpint90]

Nobody cares about shit prison food its literal dog food

[@xhughbertx]

I want part 2

[@farrh6867]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rqWsXoJ4qNOfqpI

[@gizzle9182]

this guy sounds so much like jackie from the sopranos i cant unhear it

[@fleadoggreen9062]

That rape story is gonna make me not skip my work outs !!!

[@Thatdude1980]

When I got outta prison my girl ask me what the first thing I wanted to do was and I said shit with the door closed.

[@robert9016]

Holy fuck the swan dive

[@robert9016]

I hope I never go to prison

[@raw_si_siht]

@@robert9016 County is worse than prison.

[@00gr1ngo8]

@@raw_si_siht can confirm

[@raw_si_siht]

@00gr1ngo Prison is a resort. County is the underpass.

[@foreversilver4208]

Shit happens all the time lol had some old ass guy that threw shit on his p.o throw himself down the stairs took them 10 minutes to come get him we thought he was dea d

[@mtchll_chndlr]

One of the best eps of all time

[@antonlifer4449]

Couple of my homies was up in Gratesford for a bit. That jail is rough from what I've been told. Glad I never been. Never heard a good story lol

[@TheRealYoungAdolf]

7:57 In the military they call that a waffle stomp.

[@IceManKilo2]

Matt could not stop laughing everytime he said “youngboy” 😭😭😭

[@multiplex123]

I'd much rather get stabbed while I'm dry than get stabbed when I'm soaked for some reason.

[@treavorwhitlock5606]

I have no idea why I agree with you

[@niceprofile-k6i]

Your instincts are correct water will prevent your blood from closing the wound

[@murtaugh1761]

Never seen a pic of Bert, but somehow I know exactly what he looks like lol

[@BryceChillis]

lol matt got jailraped in the drunk tank

[@theinfidelH8]

Somebody get this poor guy a glass of water! His cottonmouth is killing me!😂😂

[@shawncollins1239]

If only Jeffery would have seen this guide 🎉

[@skeebontrience1799]

Shoutout prison spud

[@Clarkjacksonfitness]

The way I survived prison was by not going 😎

[@occiferkodi]

Someone give this man a drink of water!

[@bluedragonrob1]

One of the best guests ever.

[@Kasanova80085]

This guy sounds like Jackie Jr from the sopranos

[@carlp700]

Someone get this guest a glass of Fn water

[@nic1925]

Pt 2 ASAP PLS PEEPOP

[@jlshel42]

Listening at 1 am after a too many strong beers was a bad idea

[@Jo-oo1mx]

"No, county jail is where your uncle goes when he gets a DUI" 😂

[@AstroJenkins]

So true. I went in for six days the summer I turned 18 for failing piss tests. They said go to jail and no more probation. Okay, deal. It ended up being me just telling racist jokes to 20 middle-aged alcoholics for a week straight. I’d politely ask the two Mexicans if I could crack a joke or two and they were so bored, they didn’t care.

[@bendoever9353]

This dude sounds like bubbles friend from the wire

[@lukebryant5017]

Jfc that’s spot on lmfao

[@chaselund]

Anyone know what this episode is called / which number? Want to listen to the whole thing but having trouble finding it.

[@iMertin]

Yeah. Wanna know who this guy is

[@iMertin]

Radio dawgs ep 50…

[@tomservo5607]

When I was in Freehold-Curren in Philadelphia it’s a facility for prisoners serving short sentences. The guards rule the place and hand out extended sentences like breath mints. Fighting-extra 6 months, stealing-extra 6 months. Everyone just wanted to serve their sentences and get out, very little drama.

[@YOUNGM4]

This is the funniest GD episode!!! Old heads and young Boyz yuh!

[@ruprecht3360]

sounds like jackie junior from the sopranos

[@jordanwallace1377]

I remember one time I got randomly released from jail. Thought I was gonna be there for a minute. Spent all my money on soups, hot picante beef got let out the next day. Had nothing to my name, but like 20 packets of Ramen.😂😂

[@BKling1011]

Ive been in george w hill 7 times and I was on unit 8, intake block, when this dude killed himself

[@mishmohd]

Matt of the early years was freely wheeling and dealing

[@MattH-wg7ou]

I wonder if it's different at different places? My boy that did years in federal and a bunch of time at Big Sandy said kites were notes/letters.

[@ShadowRulah]

Yep. That's also why the descriptions all vary when someone talks about prison, they don't share the same culture.

[@traviscoates6878]

Kite is the brand of tobacco. Kites are notes passed between cells

[@stoptrackingourdata8158]

The slang changes in different areas.

[@Gridironwarplans]

Most Delco man

[@ZBirDEveryday]

Realization: I think I’m a Yung Boy for an Old Head.

[@TheWuFinancial]

Does Nissin Foods know what American prisoners are doing with their product?

[@ottotheorange14]

Gotta get me a young boy fr fr

[@timmybrowzen]

I wonder if buddy ever heard the legend of Titi Jerry on the inside.

[@Distinguished_Hillbilly]

We all make a cheche- Matt - “that would be sick” 😩

[@DTTWOPP]

Shout out all da young boulz n ole headz

[@notajetplane]

Why does everyone that gets out of prison talk like this dude?

[@clintbustwood4800]

Cause the whole east coast is a prison funnel

[@scottdodge6979]

People who get wrapped up in the system tend to have lower IQs after getting out and they seem to regress mentally. They're not dumb, but the stress just burns them right out.

[@iaminvisible2889]

Not me

[@Avengerie]

For a couple of minutes I couldn’t figure out if he was black or white. I guess when the prison pop is 90/10 black/white, it just rubs off on you.

[@lukebryant5017]

Uighur shit

[@borishienkens7251]

Where’s part 2??

[@NotoriousPeepop]

Soon brother

[@joeball13]

I wonder if Matt's boy was in prison with wallo from million dollars worth of game, he talks about greater Ford or greeters Ford or however you pronounce it prison in Pennsylvania as well. It's like meeting a celebrity lol

[@deadarmd]

It's called a loofy. Ramens, doritos,, pickle slices, beef Jerky, Rice, cheese from cheesesticks, then "boil" those little things in chips bags submerged in your bullet style toilet sink.

[@BKling1011]

Its called a chichi bozo especially in george w hill

[@Notthatbrandon]

Burritos or spreads from my experience

[@Joel-qm9tp]

Mmmmmm...Sounds disgusting

[@NoFrontinRadio]

The wild wild west

[@lukim2744]

Sounds like jackie jr if he went thru the system

[@Naltddesha]

I love prison stories man. Mssp prison stories? 🧑‍🍳 💋

[@tomservo5607]

County prison is way easier than State prison. County is temporary, State is home. There are Lifers who live in State prisons who have nothing to lose. It means nothing to them to shank you in the back or throw you off a tier.

[@AstroJenkins]

The worst thing about county is the boredom, that’s it. I was lucky (and smart ha haaaa).

[@cassglover2441]

Anyone know where to find the full episode

[@badnewsjp]

19:08 what was that about Callen involving a Bart Simpson tattoo?

[@SugarAndMice]

Thank you for the upload brother, mashallah

[@isthisdom]

Alhamdulillah 🙏

[@guywalsh3283]

Where’s part 2 thooo

[@Blackdiamondprod.]

What’s the guest’s name?

[@peppergrand1072]

Golly, so many questions, and interruptions. Let the man talk, he's willing to tell the way survive and what he experienced. But Shane and Matt are so spazzed out over the curiosity about jail.

[@WeyyutGaming]

mashallah lord peepop

[@devanman7920]

He kind of sounds like Jackie Jr from Sopranos.

[@adg5456]

People don't realize prisons dont have Air Conditioning. It's miserable for inmates in the hotter months.

[@tylerk3616]

The guy I was in TC with, I’ll never forget. Ah what’s his name? Anyway.

[@isaachernandez136]

13:27 Shane loving Asian basketball lololol

[@Ellron23]

8:25 a guy committing suicide in county can't help but lmao

[@billwilson9602]

Could have been there for anything from an hp of weed to aggravated murder

[@ManualBreathing]

Unscrupulous soup merchants

[@jacobh771]

What episode is this

[@NotoriousPeepop]

50

[@Deshelton10]

Dude doesn't sound like he's taken a sip of water since 1992, and that shit right there bugs the living fuck out of me...

[@Kyle-xt8ip]

your buddy misses prison😂