MSSP - Shane Gillis: A Born Salesman

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From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 69 46 85
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[@NotoriousPeepop]

Wolfs

[@alienzordfalcon5162]

Thank you for being the realest Clip G in the game NotoPeeps! Even with all these clip channels popping up, You stay the thumbnail champ, The people’s champ, But most importantly, you are A champion amongst dawgs! There’s a champion in all of us dawgs! Shout out and love to all dawgs! Who believes? Who is a champion?

[@Okillydokilly69]

@@alienzordfalcon5162 I believe . I’m a champion. Who else is a champion? Who else believes?

[@darkstar0554]

I’ve laughed at this line at least once a week. 🤣

[@Naltddesha]

Best shirt

[@stupickles2463]

I’m going to see him in Atlanta in a week. Debating buying this shirt on Amazon for the show just to see how many good boys, naughty B’s and young bulls catch the reference

[@matthewwetherhold4179]

Shane’s like the wolf of Walmart

[@AndySalinger33]

Dude, that’s a great joke! I’m surprised no one has commented. Nice, man. 🏆

[@ryanmiller775]

👏👏👏

[@TerexJ]

More like the Wolf of Waffle House

[@AndySalinger33]

@@TerexJ 🏆😂

[@charliec2966]

BRO. That is possibly the funniest comment I ever read.

[@ericbishton2779]

How the fuck did Shane ever think West Point was going to work out 🤣

[@brosephjoseph8533]

He was playing football or am I wrong?

[@mrpiccaso6517]

@@brosephjoseph8533yeah but it’s still West Point😂😂

[@ThePulaskiPumper]

He probably thought it was a good opportunity at the time. He didn't know he could get paid to smash light beers and talk shit

[@angrycharcoalcat]

@@brosephjoseph8533 we all have dumb pursuits. At one point, for about 3 years I was dead set on going into the ufc….all I did was hit a heavy bag for hours at the gym just thinking im gonna be the best boxer in the ufc so I don’t need wrestling. lmaoo it was so dumb

[@XA-lm5oz]

​@angrycharcoalcat my goodness, did you not have any friends o coaches to tell you otherwise??

[@glennmatthews758]

Shane legitimately sounds like a nightmare to work with.

[@OnPointFirearms]

Yeah, for two hours before he quits.

[@Omnipotent_Vsemogushchiy]

People like him were made for the work they do. Just remember they can't hold a torch to the common man.

[@jamesardrey1069]

Someone who doesn’t take their job too seriously is probably the best kind of person to work with

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

@@jamesardrey1069depends on the job tho

[@TheGuitarifier]

​@Omnipotent_Vsemogushchiy if it werent for his work, some of my work days would be a lot harder to get through. Don't diminish the value of another man unless he's tried to diminish yours.

[@hansoloburger3787]

One of those saleswomen in Walmart once tried to flag me down and I just said “sometimes when I wipe my butt, I spit on the paper first and it feels good” and she just walked away

[@dbutler9319]

This is Matt level distraction

[@philliplyons9178]

Imma try this next time thanks

[@UmamiPapi]

If you’re in public with no wet wipes that’s the move.

[@Michael-cv5wk]

Literally listening to this on my lunch break at a cable company where I stare at a screen and talk on the phone all day. This was actually pretty comforting, I'm one of those people who's here to just grind it out because I have some big life goals I need the money for, and the only way I can keep it going is to do good work that I stand by, not for the company, for myself.

[@logank444]

We all can't be comedians

[@Garf2O]

You could be throwing your back out doing hard labor for probably less money instead, always gotta see the positives in stuff.

[@30yearoldmanthatgetsbullie44]

@@logank444 or english teachers bud

[@MsAnonomys]

Join the marines.

[@tinkywinky4449]

​@@MsAnonomysLol. That's a retarded idea.

[@ashchaya7676]

6:54 "Man I could've avoided that with maybe one uncomfortable conversation." Hoooo boy do I feel that!

[@yuhman2894]

Nobody tells you how draining it is to be fake 8 hours a day lol

[@Jiu-JitsuJourney257]

It is pretty fucking brutal. Lol

[@defoperator7993]

Not even being fake, just doing the 8 hours is gay.

[@Bghjssjald233]

Yeah it’s way easier to just be busy at a shitty job than never be busy, it’s brutal watching the time and life just zap out of you 😂

[@oscars4608]

The worst is cold calling people. You get to be fake and be told to go fuck yourself every other call

[@Aarohnn]

“It’s a very female response, no offense to your bitch” LMFAOOOOOO 💀💀

[@tubeguy4066]

I was at the Texas State Fair and I remember this one black saleswoman who was doing a very good presentation at trying to sell whatever she was selling but it was bs and nobody bought it. She even drew a large crowd of people that just wanted to hear her pitch. She then preceded to break down in front of us.

[@marcusdepompeis7879]

Damn lol

[@rustbeltmachine]

What was she selling? A labor camp vacation?

[@dogshake]

@@rustbeltmachine nah, it was a bong hit transplant.

[@paulfroelich1024]

​@@dogshakeTom Meyers...A comedian!

[@ODSTWhiteout]

Why she’s gotta be black huh? What you trying to say

[@Based_Morty]

I work in a shop as a machinist making locomotive engines. It's ok. A shop is definitely better than an office. Nobody really bothers you in a big shop. It's super easy to just dissappear for awhile if you want to.

[@hw047]

yeah would rather do physical work than be a desk jockey

[@cuzinzach4560]

Repairing tractor transmissions 12 hrs a day. I could’ve survive in an office.

[@rktyler3470]

God bless you brother, glad you’re making it work. I started first years of my working life in sheet metal shops-lasers and brake press setups. By my mid 20s it was the people that scared me out of sticking with it. These gray skinned alcoholics all complaining non stop about their backs and being broke. I couldn’t see myself doing it for my life.

[@Based_Morty]

@@rktyler3470 Machining big stuff isn't bad. Everything is way too heavy to pick up, so most everything we move is by overhead cranes. It's much more technical than it is physical. Deburing the parts is the most physical part. Which is usually a couple hours a day. Even then it's just grinding with air tools. Pretty simple.

[@user-iv1in2bd2w]

@@rktyler3470I experienced this at 18 at a cabinet shop, only old bros who either got trapped in that level/industry or were felons

[@dontarguewithfools]

,for 8 yrs I barbacked, cooked, kitchen managed, bartended, bar managered and did HVAC on the side because that's my main trade. Constantly training people for them to get enough money to get high then never show up. and that bar job. The grind is real in the real world. Much love to the ones who escaped

[@brians7901]

These are all the reasons i drive tractor trailers. Im not capable of being in an office, everyday the same building, the same annoying people, the same soul crushing task. Now i just drive around listening to mssp and smoking cigarettes all day and make 2x as much

[@04dram04]

Driving a truck alone isn't much better. There are way more fulfilling ways you can make money in starting your own business

[@jfknoscope7363]

Good for you, that actually sounds pretty good

[@brians7901]

@@jfknoscope7363 its pretty fucking sweet honestly

[@brians7901]

@@04dram04 unless you prefer to be alone and fucking hate accounting

[@anonymousf454]

I worked at a bank for a few years out of college, then said fukk this to drive a small box truck. Would much rather drive a truck than deal with all of the two faced bullshit everyday...lol

[@Rya675]

Wishing a blessed new year to every single one of the lovely dogs

[@lean4real_11]

thanks dog, blessings to u and your fam

[@lyonprimm7963]

Gay

[@Naltddesha]

@@lyonprimm7963 that’s true, but cmon man. It’s not that gay

[@vess928]

Bless you dawg

[@thomasmitchell4128]

Blessings denied

[@joeleonard9965]

Shane's method of being brutally honest with customers really does work. I ended up being great at sales but couldn't stand the work. Thank god it's been quite some time since I've had a job I hated like that.

[@Michael-cv5wk]

Same here, sales should be looked at as a service just like customer service, repair, etc. You're there to assess what the customer wants/needs and find something for them. Building that trust and respect goes a long way even if you get less commission/promotions. I really do not have it in me to rip people off and I did pretty well in sales.

[@bluetoast8584]

What do you do now?

[@joeleonard9965]

@@bluetoast8584 I'm an underwriter for collector car insurance

[@jtru8077]

@@hugh_jassdikthe key word is yet lmao 😂

[@andrewpeterson1698]

@@hugh_jassdikwhat do you sell

[@nutty_tv2967]

I work at a Dollar Store and everyday I walk in like should I just blow my head off up in this joint 😂😂

[@michaelj6392]

Just get a job literally anywhere else dude. No one pays less than the Dollar Store.

[@nutty_tv2967]

@@michaelj6392 I'm ex Military with no college or anything, they are paying me $14 an hr now, it pays the bills and is close I can't complain, I just stock.

[@ImRanchWilder]

@@nutty_tv2967 did u get disability discharge from military? The two friends I have that did 4 years in the marines both get like 1500 -2500 per month for injury sustained while enlisted. They're both more or less fine. The injury was pre existing and happened during a training event not combat also. They've been getting these monthly checks for several years now..

[@UR_Right24]

I'd suggest robbing the place but between the registers and the safe in the back there's probably less than $150 in the whole joint.

[@TimmyMcGowan]

@@nutty_tv2967just go on indeed and start applying for random shit. that’s what job searching mostly is now anyway, just clicking apply and waiting to hear back, so all that time working is just making money while you wait for something a little better to fall in your lap

[@MrStreetballer5Official]

Dude their sales stories are spot on. I worked in the sports advertising industry for like 2 months and holy shit was it bad. After 300 cold calls a day I wanted to blow my brains out, literally selling bullshit to people with 0 return on their investment. Made two sales and literally felt horrible about it because these were small mom and pop businesses and we were trying to get 5-6 figures out of them. I looked more into the company and realized how we were scamming these poor people out of money and lying to get their business. Quit immediately after my second sale

[@herschellebenting7558]

You are the reason there is still hope for this fucked up world

[@codydavis1698]

Proud of you for doing the right thing.

[@midmadden70]

good shit mr street baller

[@bubbleboy821]

Name and shame! It's not just enough to quit, put them out of business

[@jessejive117]

@@herschellebenting7558well I feel bad for people being scammed and I never participated and actually scammed anyone. If he’s the Hope I must be the savior lol

[@accuser_of_the_brethren7816]

What I found in my experience is the "office job" in all it's fluorescent, grey abysmal atmosphere can be handled with creative ways to instill your own character into the environment. Pictures/posters/light music/radio/dumb games and gossip offer just enough of an aesthetic shimmer to get through each day. The real enemy is the "office culture". Now THATS the sh*t that melts your soul if you stay longer than a month or two. My favorite example is the emotional vampires from "What we do in the Shadows, specifically Colin (not saying his last name on purpose)

[@jpm199]

Yeah it's horrible

[@ThiccRick-st2te]

You’re the only person other than myself who has used the term emotional vampire. You must’ve worked in a call center

[@bills3216]

Matt's laugh just brightens my day lol

[@mhyrr999]

i cant stop laughing at this fuckin thumbnail lmao. bless up peepop

[@aanteater861]

I work 12 hrs shifts at a yarn factory. 2nd day on. I was like wow. My job could really be replaced with a robot arm in 5 years

[@michaelj6392]

Probably will be 🤖 💪🏼

[@no-replies]

Could be replaced 5 years AGO actually. Weird how some stuff doesn't automate

[@spencerbarnett8991]

I'm an army recruiter and this spoke to me on a deep, deep level

[@SARMS_KAT]

The wolf of peepop street

[@BlyGuy]

Ohh my God, I worked for this company nearly identical to the one Shane mentioned called Power Home Remodeling Group where a bunch of mostly 20 something's (the marketers) would set up "free estimates" for roofing, siding and windows. They would roam Home Depot's, BJ's Wholesale Clubs or get dropped off in neighborhoods going door to door looking to schedule a "quick free estimate". I worked in sales and 9 times out of 10, id get sent to some poor family's home at dinner time, where I'd be essentially forced to put them through a 2-3 hour "estimate", which was obviously just a drawn out sales pitch. It was fuckin awful. Once id get to the end of the pitch, if I wasn't kicked out of the home, I'd give the homeowner a ridiculously inflated estimate, good for a year, but if they bought right now, I could give them a heavily discounted price, that was still wildly expensive (the windows were good quality, energy efficient at least). Once the owner declined the one time offer, the move was to say you were going to step outside to speak with your manager to see about lowering the price (we could drop the price by as much as 20 or 30% off the one time price, but the training mandates small decreases after each time they declined). This call with the manager was simply him giving the salesman (there was at least 100 people at my branch, not a single female) lines/tips for closing the sale. The entire premise of this sales pitch being to wear out and exhaust the mark until the give in and buy. I gave this job a shot for a few weeks before I had to quit. I remember getting two sales calls one evening. Both of them 50+ miles from my home, 50+ miles apart, having both of the people being super annoyed it wasn't a simply estimate and quitting. The biggest issue being that the marketers worked on commission for every estimate they set. So they would straight up lie to people and say the estimate would only take 20-30 mins, totally fucking the sales people. Man, what an experience that fuckin place was. I recommend people checking the reviews for Power from former employees and the homeowners. Wild stuff.

[@DAYDAYBEATZ]

This is why we hide when someone knocks

[@Legedaryred021]

Spot on dude. My cousin linked me up with my first sale opportunity with a home improvement company doing in home pre-set appointments for gutters, fascia, downspouts, and gutter guards. It was neat to create drawings and sell an idea under my own power, but like you mentioned, start absurdly high and completely piss off whoever you had built good rep-or with, then call the manager and put them on speaker to apply max pressure and get kicked off the property 9/10 times and go back to the manager and talk about what went wrong and how you can pressure somebody in the sale better next time while it was %100 commission and making a decent living was impossible unless you are the type that doesn’t care about other’s wellbeing. Lol it opened the door for an opportunity in the insurance industry so it’s cool, but what a shitty job 😂 glad we’ve experienced similar situations

[@DFG27927]

Hahaha I worked for them. Small world

[@get8bit]

18:53 "No offense to your bitch." 🤣

[@ts4gv]

i love this. i feel the exact same way about everything they mentioned here.

[@dugbug123]

I used to be a licensed plumber and now I do the office side of it. So lots of florescent lights and just the most boring administration type work you can imagine. Thanks for the Pod bros.

[@Jiu-JitsuJourney257]

I was a warehouse worker, now I have an office and I’m just doing paperwork alllll day. Thank Christ for podcasts.

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

Honestly, I’ve done enough plumbing to know I’d rather push a pencil all day. Fuck climbing through a crawl space to cut a pipe with three inches of clearance, sweating copper with melting solder falling on your coveralls, laying in cold mud and shit. Fuck that. Give me the fluorescent lighting any day.

[@austinlocy3195]

I've never been mored depressed at my office job lmao

[@JamesJamersonIsAGod]

16:39 hits hard… “Can you imagine working all day and coming home to shitty diapers and a shitty environment worse than work” Why yes, yes I can, it’s called being the father of newborn twins and it’s about 5-10x shittier than you can imagine

[@haydenwilson7382]

You’re a saint dawg.

[@AndySalinger33]

Lol hang in there, my dude. I raised twins. It will get better but I know you’re miserable now. Keep watching comedy. It’s your only hope. 👊😊 you’ve got this.

[@michaelj6392]

How’s the wife? Because if she sucks you should probably just move to Thailand and start over.

[@AnxiousStacker]

Kill me now type shit!

[@no-replies]

Sorry for your loss

[@gmvny]

the perspective these guys are giving are to real

[@glennrudolph]

I am a dentist and I do the exact same thing as shane. I feel so guilty “selling” things to patients. If you want the treatment, here is what it costs and I am making about this much off it. If you don’t want the treatment I will go read in my office. Win win for me

[@Supermoneygang12]

Well yeah you’re a fucking dentist not a car salesman. Are you upselling people into functional teeth???

[@zbou23]

You asshats tried to steal my wisdom teeth and do major surgery on me every visit from age 13 to 22 just to collect a paycheck. Like trying to rip the bones out of my skull, unnecessarily, for money. No wonder you all off yourselves at such a high rate!

[@ToastyWag]

The medical industry needs so many more people like you. Thank you for listening to your morals.

[@glennrudolph]

@@ToastyWag ha thanks! It just seems normal to me. I have to sleep at night. No need carrying any extra weight in my brain!

[@nintendork900]

I bought a used car from a GM dealer and managed to talk them down a couple grand on the asking price. They didn’t seem too annoyed by it, until I refused to buy their warranty. The finance guy was absolutely pissed. Clearly that’s how they make up the discounts they give on asking price.

[@crustybandaid183]

Im totally gonna steal "you might wanna thunk those shotgun shells in the chamber". hahahaha

[@roanold]

I literally switched peoples tv service with all providers for years. Matt and Shane hit the nail on the head about that role

[@nathangasti7769]

I've spent the last 10 years in sales and had so many similar experiences, stuck it out and now I have a great company with a service that people actually need

[@Joyceages]

That’s always my issue working a full time job. I have my own little business that I enjoy so much more than a corporate job. Still working full time and have my business on the side but I hope to hop out of my 8-5 someday.

[@CamdenJoVR]

I do work from home sales - single dad with two toddlers at home. Sales is the best dawgs build so many other skills

[@mykidsanhonorstudent8936]

cant believe that I still remember these episodes.

[@magicknight13]

How many years ago were these episodes? Like 5?

[@derpherp4530]

Shane literally did adult cutco.

[@roseoverdose6451]

i toughed it out in a cubicle since grad. i'm 40 now and a millionaire. i can trade stocks, and have bought real estate while sitting here. stay strong my cubicle dawgs.

[@hung8969]

I quit my pointless job. And created a business that’s pointless. Idk what I’m doing… but it’s working

[@chazmichaelmichaels88]

Isn't it so odd that those that give 100% at their shit jobs, every day, don't get ahead, but those that barely try or give a crap end up being successful somehow?

[@ranettleton8806]

Higher ups at most jobs only promote people they arent afraid will take their jobs. The best workers remain at the bottom so the boss can stay the boss.

[@chazmichaelmichaels88]

@@ranettleton8806 so much truth right there.

[@scottdodge6979]

The guys and gals I've watched succeed at sales where generally degenerates in every facet of their life outside of work. I stopped selling cars and sell hvac now because it's less shady and easier for me because of this

[@OnTheRiver14]

@@scottdodge6979definitely

[@evanlipford-ih4to]

It makes perfect sense

[@CharlieGeorge_]

I used to work at this call centre that sold monthly subscriptions to a service that entered people into like, name brand promotional giveaways and competitions. It was a total scam. The script we used even included a fake laugh we had to do every time. Did not make one sale.

[@burnssy112]

Listening to this while at my office job lol

[@emeraldweb7169]

These are my people

[@ZoFuuh]

Hoping that I get to have this conversation one day. “Look at these bums with jobs, must be so sad”

[@ycantwebefriends1]

"No Offence to your Bitch" New favorite Shane quote. 18:53

[@tylerstrow811]

Still some of the best stuff on the podcast is when Shane rips on Matt for being stoned. "Wha-wha-whoooaa dude!"

[@Sock1122]

12:45 alright, he got me good with that one 😄

[@ChristinaSimpson]

Finding this podcast earlier this year healed the hole that HH left in my heart. Long live the dawgs ❤

[@multicoloredwiz]

Hulk hogan died??

[@timm7681]

@@multicoloredwiz history hyena’s

[@BboyCorrosive]

Filled my Tim Dillon shaped hole over here.

[@brianwilhelm3777]

Hugh Hefner?

[@jameswalley7234]

HH?

[@leek5682]

Shout out Scuffed Realtor with Nick Rochefort for home buying advice

[@whoisJEFEtv]

I was working at a Hyundai dealership right before the pandemic. Was salesman of the month a few times. Decent money. But one day I just had that feeling Matt is talking about. Woke up like yea this is my last day. There was a wave of exhilaration sitting in front of the manager telling him I was done.

[@gamex7025]

Funny listening to this as a pack up to go live out of a car again cuz im bored with life.

[@jaymay7957]

I had this guy come in to give an estimate for new windows in the house (my wife called and scheduled this without talking to me) So let this guy go through measure do his thing for like an hour or 2 and then im cooking dinner for the kids and he walks in to give me the price. “So it’ll be 300k but we’ve got a deal Going that’ll bring it down to 225k” I laughed out loud so hard and told him to get the fuck out lol

[@sirtnfol8476]

the angst does not go away

[@hardycx]

i have 1.5 year peddling windows, doors, roofs, and pergolas at walmarts!

[@Lixohh]

Gigachad

[@laytonaschauer3675]

Pickup hunting “accidents” 😂😂😂

[@user-td4wi8vu1z]

5:40 The existential angst is still there when you have kids. The reason just makes you feel more trapped.

[@thomaskovacs5094]

If you do well as a telemarketer or a bathroom remoldel salesmen you may have no soul 😂

[@OnTheRiver14]

Its a good thing shane gillis is funny. Only construction job I ever had was awesome because of my coworkers

[@jayxx9994]

So sitting at my desk listening to this is depressing lol

[@ichirosuzuki2252]

Currently listening to this at my pointless job

[@no-replies]

Hot damn! Hearing Shane talk about selling cars just made me realize why he's funny. Hes a real American Man. Salute

[@cefalu63]

Having kids doesn't make the existential dread of working go away.

[@brochurst8318]

Damn this one had me introspective af lmao I sell solar door 2 door and bring in a little over 200k and I love it. Felt like Gilly was clowning me tho lmao

[@ryantaylor26]

Oh man I worked at your remodeling guys with shane Shane told me to come see his act at boomerangs. I was stunned at first and unsure if he was serious or just messing with me but when i saw him live i laughed my ass off. Catch you at the Sierra Madre😂

[@johns1625]

My first job was doing market research surveys over the phone and it was by far the worst god damned thing I've ever had to do. They would give us bulk data of peoples names and numbers, so often we would be calling people at like 9:30 PM asking them to do surveys and we couldn't break from the script for any reason. I got one survey finished the whole 3 months I worked there.

[@DarkMuj]

Surveys more like serve-gays am I right?

[@brock2thelee]

I’m fairly certain I worked at the same company Matt is describing in Philly when I was in my early 20’s lol.

[@Okillydokilly69]

The Bull of Ballstreet

[@fearandloathingmedia2051]

Here I am scooping out poop of the litter boxes for old people in a nursing home as a job

[@midmadden70]

6 months is all i can get thru too 😂

[@elikling]

Can anyone else tell the difference between old Shane voice and new Shane voice? I can’t unhear it now

[@carlosangulo3035]

I started car sales this week i feel douchie already lmao,wish me luck

[@lythicology5041]

SHANE IS CHAOTIC GOOOOOD

[@undeniablyfunk5497]

A, B, G, A- ALWAYS B-BE G-GOOPING ALWAYS BE GOOPING

[@undercoverhustler37]

Wow my life is so much better in comparison. Thanks guys

[@UmamiPapi]

Listening from my job.

[@logank444]

I love my 9 to 5

[@monkeypaw2401]

I watched “Glenn Gary Glenn Ross” and that made me get a job selling Kirby vacuums for 6 months. It was commission only so it was the worst job ever when I didn’t sell any… but when I sold one , that shit was better than sex 😂 that job made me smoke cigarettes

[@ImRanchWilder]

Hey, my aunt loves her Kirby. Quality product.

[@wtfobiden]

I Now Need a Gold Toilet.

[@wtfobiden]

I want to win an Award

[@wtfobiden]

for the most highlighted comments

[@EWNOREVERSE]

I’m in sales, but absolutely love my job, plus no cold calls, only rich people with nice cars calling me to buy stuff, it’s chill here too.

[@EWNOREVERSE]

@@hugh_jassdik Race car stuff

[@nickp4207]

I’m in tech sales there’s nothing more fun than doing a cold call

[@barrettjinks2494]

Where the hell do you work lmao

[@kyleg2298]

I did the same thing when I bought my truck, I told the dude I will buy this truck if it’s this price or I’ll find another.. so it’s up to you if you want to sell it or not.

[@thewarboiz1205]

Peepop what kinda scratch you pullin in having PHD in photoshop and a monster hog?

[@BayanihanBoi]

I think we've all been wondering, but have been too afraid to ask.

[@michaelaho5641]

shanes really just a central pa dawg that made it.

[@coloradosun100]

Anyone know what ep this is from? This is my life want to hear the rest

[@blainelikesitrough8667]

When those guys try to get in my way to make a sale I just yell at them now, “I ALREADY BOUGHT IT.” They usually get startled and turn away.

[@paulfroelich1024]

So Shane tried to sell to Stavvy's granddad, hell yeah dude.

[@xavierdionne6514]

I had the same tought, and I’m gay

[@mike2312p]

I read have truck make 3000 a week. So i went in. Drove around all day with a guy who lied about demonstrating generators and couldn't reship them cause they put gas in them. Only went to old people. He dropped his equipment on a ancient couple and got in the truck and said they bought the sizzle not the steak and I quit right there.

[@helmdeonnyn970]

There’s sales people at Walmart who give me weird vibes so I just walk past them. One of them demanded I tell her the phone company I was with and I was just like “idk what that is” and kept walking.

[@cancelcasey]

Lol

[@kennethfocarino7075]

I sold Verizon Door to Door until the Pandemic. Never done it before, never even seen many door to door people growing up. It absolutely blew my mind as to how dumb and convincible people can be. I had no idea I could walk up to a complete stranger’s door and 15 minutes later they have different internet, TV, and smart phones for the whole family, let alone doing it over 100 times. By the way, if you ever get a cable guy at your door, hear his pitch, chances are it could be MUCH better and/or more affordable that what you’re paying now. Most of the sales I got were simply from people that got complacent with their provider, new customer pricing is ALWAYS better. Often times I could save them 100 a month with better service. However… if you hear the pitch and you find it appealing, just send him away, and order it yourself online. OFTEN times the online rewards and deals are better than what we had, we’d even use regular customer online ordering with customers because of this. Crazy.

[@Lixohh]

Why send them away and sign up online? You should support the folks doing honest work.

[@CollectsHD]

“No offense to your bitch” -Shane 😂😭😂😭

[@NuttBuster533]

Yeahh I used to work for an internet company as a telemarketer for them so this one hit a little too close to home lmfaoo

[@Poopyheaddd]

The one thing I like to do to sales people is tell them I already own or have their product. They leave me alone right away lol. Also, I work an office job, and I love it. I just work on my stuff and listen to the MSSP and go home. I think what Matt worked is a different type of office job. I would hate to work where he did.

[@pastrie42]

i worked for home depot interiors in the warehouse, which stocked the materials for the jobs that shane is taking about. i knew a bunch of salesmen like him and they were always my favorites, but couldn’t sell for shit and lasted 1 month.

[@KungfufightU]

Mannnn boredom is the worst part of my office job. But youtube and not giving a fuck will see you through.

[@Dyinchugnan969]

As a former 6 month Sunrun salesperson, this is fucking gold

[@JoeVloggs]

damn, working from home with this on is chinese water torture

[@jacktanguay8061]

God this makes me happy I love my job

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

I have a terribly shitty job with zero work and life balance, and I’m applying at sales positions to have LESS stress, and then I listen to this haha

[@jasonlitherland4270]

Bro I did actually switch my power company with a dude standing at Walmart haha I was like yo actually I do need to switch