MST3K: Hired! Double Feature Plus

Both shorts, including the host segment, "Hired! the Musical."

[@SNESdrunk]

Beyond this being one of the best MST3K shorts ever, the actual content here is fascinating. SEVENTY YEARS AGO, people were bitching about younger folk "not working hard enough." The more things change, etc.

[@chrisbg99]

I gotta think his dad was put away in a home shortly after this. Swatting at things and the handkerchief on his head just scream dementia.

[@rabidrabbitshuggers]

Some things never change.

[@Havarti_Samebito]

Pretty sure there are ancient texts from some of the first civilizations where people wrote about how much the younger generation sucks. It's as old as time itself yet old people never seem to ever get it.

[@greedyd5524]

Truth does hurt

[@cfryantofficial]

@BuffyCheese yeah, none of them get it. There isn't a worst GENERATION, it's young people THEMSELVES that are literally the worst. This is why the middle aged and older generations have to band together in their mutual disdain for next generation!

[@TeekiesPlace]

We're gonna have leadership the way my old man told me! You...put a handkerchief on your head! You...swat at imaginary elves! You...rock on the porch all night!

[@notinspectorgadget]

*I wouldn't buy a car from you if you were the last man on earth yousorrysonuva-*

[@crescentfreshbret]

Their reaction when Dad puts the handkerchief on his head is one of my favorite things in the entirety of MST3K.

[@Bruhbruhbro47]

It's my siblings and mine favorite too! It's so bizzar3 😂 HES EVIL!

[@Blubuntu998]

It's common back then for people to put wet handkerchiefs on head to cool down, but way Dad does it and swats at imaginary flies and elves, looks as if he's senile.

[@awelcruiz]

"Are you now or have you ever been a Ford owner?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@MkeKen67]

I don't know why, but the line "You've killed again, haven't you, son?" always cracks me up. It's just so MST3K. "He got sent to jail for it" is a good line, too.

[@jimmyjim170]

"The first thing Harry drilled into me-" "-was Harry!" Oh Crow...

[@Satellite_Of_Love]

Crow always getting crap past the radar 😄😄😄😄

[@notinspectorgadget]

nice night for it

[@juanelorriaga2840]

“Aka the Pants less Salesman!?!”

[@christopherwall2121]

@@juanelorriaga2840 "Or the *PIDDLING PEDDLER?!* "

[@UKISOCIETY]

The MST3K musical version of "Hired" has been in my head for a week so I had to rewatch it after 20 years.

[@StoneColdSergio]

And to think, both shorts were followed by Bride of the Monster and Manos, 2 of the most memorable and hilarious episodes.

[@toobfunnybunny]

This musical interlude is brilliant. Perhaps Kevin's finest musical performance.

[@scharb]

+Jerry Dodson I love how it spontaneously resolves itself by diving into a patriotic fervor, Cohan-style. But Kevin's finest musical performance is, hands down, the Tom Servo Academy Chorus.

[@michaelweigel8253]

@@scharb agreed

[@purplebec9112]

As a musically inclined person, I love anything that had to do about singing. Tom's singing capability is most favorite thing.

[@angiehubbard2088]

Yeah, I don't Kevin Murphy never made his own album or covers at the time if his singing is just THAT good.@@purplebec9112

[@Blubuntu998]

Kevin should've released his own album, his singing is so superb. And then in this musical, we got Gypsy, who's falsetto sounds too hilariously grating and jarring to even listen to.

[@insectoidinheritor896]

5:30 I love that noise Crow makes sometimes. "Uh, I just bludgeoned my husband, I really don't have time!"

[@juanelorriaga2840]

Yeah he is always muttering things and under his breath haha I know what you mean

[@lunsj]

Jam Handy reminds you to keep your preserves in a convenient location.

[@Ronin1459]

I've been waiting for someone to post these two shorts on the same video, and the musical is the icing on the cake. On behalf of MSTies everywhere, thank you.

[@vonzigle]

No matter how many times I've watched this, I still LOL when the old man does his handkerchief bit! 😝 Priceless...

[@groverasylum9626]

flying elves are back!

[@buckeyeschmave]

And that blank stare at 14:55 haha

[@WalkerRileyMC]

Back in the day when MST3K viewing parties were a thing, we'd hand out handkerchiefs for everyone to put on right at this scene.

[@HylianFox3]

I know right? is that really the best take they had.

[@rabidrabbitshuggers]

Inka Dinka doo is what usually gets me.

[@mikeb8674]

A cliffhanger! With an intermission! And then, the thrilling conclusion!!!! I LOVE THE THEATRE

[@aryaasha4589]

"My salesmen are slobs" "No they aren't" "Yes they do!" "Huh?" lol

[@nitehork2796]

My all-time favourite of the shorts. They were on fire with this. Has me cracking up each time I watch it.

[@juanelorriaga2840]

Agreed they really riffed the hell out of this one had me in tear and the rest of my family when we first saw this in the early 90s on thanksgiving good times

[@NitroBurner]

'Crow: Name names!' How he delivers that riff gets me every time!

[@Satellite_Of_Love]

Entoosiam!

[@GonzoShitcock]

@@Satellite_Of_Love Untouchables!!!

[@Satellite_Of_Love]

@@GonzoShitcock "MEANWHILE, ELLIOT NESS AND HIS UNTOUCHABLES HEAD FOR A SPEAKEASY IN BERWIN!"

[@GonzoShitcock]

@@Satellite_Of_Love Good night! Stay pink, soft and oily!!

[@Satellite_Of_Love]

@@GonzoShitcock 🎶"We're hiiiiiiiiiired!"🎶 "HIRED!"

[@AsYourCruiseDirector]

"Meanwhile, Eliot Ness and his Untouchables head for a speakeasy in Berwyn ... "

[@RichardX1]

BERWYN!?!

[@mikezylstra7514]

This was filmed in Detroit, not Chi-town.

[@juanelorriaga2840]

“Zintar gets the most sales cause he’s a shapeshifter”

[@jbvideos6605]

@@RichardX1 Svengoolie

[@RichardX1]

@@jbvideos6605 Yeah I was doing the running gag

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

"Good salesman." "Bad salesman." "Inka dinka doo! Ha ha haha ha!"

[@grumpyweds443]

Who knew Adali Stevenson was also Jimmy Durante?

[@minxstole93]

"Now if you ever want to see your daughter again you'll do what I..." "And now let us pray, Lord...." "Wha-?" "You could hurt me?!"

[@juanelorriaga2840]

That’s was great that part but I remember years ago in the 1990s my parents lost it at that part They loved MST3K.I swear this show has fans spanning generations

[@NameNotAlreadyTaken2]

Thank you for including the host segment with the parody Since this short was a single word with an exclamation point at the end, you know it MUST be a musical

[@Popebug]

Hired! The Musical remains one of the most memorable skits they ever made.

[@Blubuntu998]

I was in awe seeing that host segment back when I was in third grade, I came home from school one day, and my Mom watch watching this episode one night, I wasn't paying attention, just playing Mario Kart Wii and doing schoolwork, and then when I heard some piano music, I immediately bolted to the living room, and in in deep amazement with the hole segment, even getting a couple of laughs over the "zeroes" part, when it was over, I was like "Why did they end that!? I love it!" At first my mother was in shock that I saw her watching that segment and she asked me "You loved it?!" I mean, she loved it too, but didn't pay attention to me seeing the musical. It was quite a unique moment in my childhood.

[@virginiadrake935]

I have always loved this musical bit, as well as the two "Hired" shorts. Gypsy has the voice of an angel.

[@JoeKaye-hn5dt]

1:30. Lovely brick homes in Detroit just south of 7 Mile Rd. 18961 was my friend's house number, 5 houses south of 7. I bet those streets were near Livernois.

[@classiclife7204]

"HE BOUGHT THE CAR!" Hilarious short, hilarious host segment - that musical is one of the best things they ever did.

[@PasqualeNichols]

They really did, I love to say that musical is THE best host segment in history, I wasn't into musical parodies, but this segment has me AWESTRUCK.

[@MesquiteAutomotive]

Millennials these days! They don't work as hard we did back in the day! Oh wait everyone's been complaining about everyone since the beginning of time.

[@WalkerRileyMC]

Save that Millennials DO work as hard as the Boomers claim they once did...often two or three jobs just to pay rent and buy food. Let's face it, history has shown Boomers nearly had everything handed to them. They were able to have one person work a 9-5 5 day job and be able to support a spouse, two kids, a pet, buy a car and house and still live comfortably. Millennials get the shaft from Boomers who think they're lazy and from an economy that is set up for them to fail no matter what they do.

[@kimbaptempura4073]

@@WalkerRileyMC LOL - RIIIIIIGHT! Spoken like a true millenial bubble wrap cry baby.

[@AmericasComic]

@@kimbaptempura4073 You are wrong, Walker is entirely correct, and it's backed up by data. From a USA Today article "Millennials earn 20% less than Boomers did at same stage of life" "-[M]illennials earn 20 percent less than boomers did at the same stage of life, despite being better educated, according to a new analysis of Federal Reserve data by the advocacy group Young Invincibles. - Millennials have half the net worth of boomers. Their home ownership rate is lower, while their student debt is drastically higher. - People born in 1950 had a 79 percent chance of making more money than their parents. That figure steadily slipped over the past several decades, such that those born in 1980 had just a 50 percent chance of out-earning their parents." This isn't an issue of "bubble wrap" or "cry babies," the job market in America is shrinking thanks to deindustrialization and automation. You can make this economic situation about how you don't like the personalities of young people and find them whiney...but that's not productive and does nothing to address the major issues going on here. And this economic gap isn't just a young person's problem, its a problem that effects everybody, as our Millenial tax dollars are going to be paying the generation before us' social security - and if that's weakened, then that's not fun for anybody. I don't like looking at things as "Boomer" or "Millennial" - I think it's a term used to divide people and to breed contempt. Boil us down, and we all basically want the same thing and whatever problems we have we get through them by working together. When you're hating a group of people, it doesn't give you any power to fix the problems on the table, it takes away power. And, if anything, if all us Millenials are "bubble wrap" "cry babies,"...then a stark reality is that you're the one who raised us. So if you point the finger at us, then you have a share of responsibility in creating something you hate. And to deflect that criticism would be hypocritical as your complaint about Millenials is that they're taking responsibilities for themselves.

[@RandomVO]

Hard!

[@rabidrabbitshuggers]

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[@sillygoose420]

"i just got hired today" is quite reminiscent of "i really need this job" from a chorus line. nice touch

[@06hatter]

The first thing Harry drilled into me, WAS HARRY lmao

[@kd17Burger]

I about nearly lost it when I heard that

[@purplebec9112]

Spit take

[@mckmitte]

I saw the second part first and just assumed that part one was about getting hired, but apparently it’s all about driving your boss into depression

[@THEBaldEagle1]

"HIRED 2: Electric Boogaloo"... "The first thing Harry drilled into me...WAS HARRY!!"... "Flying Elves Are Back!!"... (HIRED 2 Is arguably the GREATEST 20 Minutes of MST3K brilliance...of ALL TIME!)

[@williamchadwick7948]

My biggest laughs: "Edna Ferber and Joseph Kennedy." "Inka-dinka-doo!" The old man, without comment, putting a rag on his head.

[@TheStapleGunKid]

Man the original version of Glengarry Glen Ross is a lot more intense than the 1992 film.

[@shadetreader]

Underrated comment 😂

[@robertmason8416]

"AAAHHH! The flying elves are back!" I still laugh out loud when I think of that line!

[@laurallewien2165]

I always thought they were saying "flying Elvis'" Utah division 😅

[@amisenho13]

“Hired! The Musical” lyrics: (He’s hired!) x4 I’m hired (he’s hired!) I hope I don’t get fired (he’s hired!) In 40 years I’ll be retired But for now I’m simply hired (he’s hired! x4) I got a job today (he’s hired!) I’m selling Chevrolet (he’s hired!) I’m bringing home good pay (he’s hired!) I just got hired (he’s hired! x4) He got a job today (yeah, me!) He’s selling Chevrolet (we’re gonna get awnings!) He’s bringing home good pay (maybe even dessert!) I (He) just got hired, hired, hired Hired! *knock, knock, knock* I was wondering if you’d like to see my- No! But I really think you should see my- No! It’s got a lovely- No! And if only you would- No! Can’t you see we’re trying to tell ya no? *sigh* Zeroes Zeroes None of my salesmen has ever sold a car, ooh! Sometimes, I think I might be pushing them too far I think I’ll hit the bar And try to get my mind off Zero (zero!) Zeroes (zero!) All of my salesmen are Zeroes! *sigh* Good evening, Sonny Hi, Dad You look depressed I am Come on and have some lemonade! Thanks, Mom, but that won’t help Just get it off your chest Okay I suck at my job No you don’t! Yes I do! (oh, my!) My salesmen are slobs No they aren’t! Yes they do! (huh?) I’d like to make a sale But what can I do? I’m gonna be a failure just like you, Dad (like me?) That’s right, I’ll be a failure just like you! (argh) *Extree, extree, read all about it! Pearl Harbor Bombed! Roosevelt Declares War!* Oh, that’s it! (what’s it?) Uncle Sam’s gonna need cars! Why, selling Chevrolets is gonna help the war effort, don’t ya see, Dad? Come on, everybody! See! The! USA! In the- *Intermission brought to you by Commercial Sign*

[@michaelkottler]

Funny AF, replete with a plethora of classic cultural references and a zenith moment in the MST3K skit continuum. Nice. Thanks for editing/posting, Branjero.

[@Hollyberrystreats]

"They won't work the way we did 11 years ago" And this came out in 1940. Ok, I'd love to be all 'the older generation always thinks that about these kids today!,' but if this guy has been able to not only keep, but move up the ladder from, a job selling CARS during the Depression, then yes...he worked harder than most people!

[@TeekiesPlace]

I think this is the funniest short they ever did

[@bobbij7089]

Buffalo Springthorpe agreed. I literally was sobbing crying it made me laugh so hard. felt like my out of shape, chubby ass had done 1000 sit ups the next day lol😂😂😂

[@BeowulfNorther]

Buffalo Springthorpe haha I still think Johnny at the fair is the best. visions of the Mekong Delta flashed before his eyes.. a shot rang out! Johnny transmogrified, he's a shape shifter! he breaks the fourth seal. it's one of the Joel bits I like, Mike is usually way funnier

[@enigmamz]

I don't know.... "A Day At The Fair" is damn good, too.

[@dixonite]

It's a good short, for certain. But, I've always favored, Truck Farming!

[@carsonheschle642]

For me it’s like a 3-way tie between this, Spring Fever, and Why Study Industrial Arts

[@LordZontar]

"But madam, did you know Chevrolet has a wonderful plan for your life?"

[@torgo714]

Thanks for putting these both together. It's two of my favorite shorts

[@mikezylstra7514]

@1:30 House number 18961 is about 5 houses south of 7 Mile Rd on a street in NW Detroit. Those were lovely brick homes built in the 1930's. Note the fancy masonry and stonework. All houses around there had that. I suspect this is near Livernois.

[@tomservo56954]

It's still there?

[@applemask]

But HE BOUGHT THE CAR

[@teresawhitehurst1266]

Applemask so true

[@KWCline91]

Funniest moment from this short.

[@notinspectorgadget]

Can I... *Keep the pen?*

[@Satellite_Of_Love]

He bought the caaaaaaaaarrrrrr....

[@marleyfett6569]

Have you, ever been a Ford owner?

[@favoritemustard3542]

*...& never forget, I love you too, MST3K!*

[@curiouscharacter1]

I remember the first thing Harry drilled into me............."Was Harry"

[@bobbij7089]

curiouscharacter1 MY FAVORITE LINE BY FAR!

[@StoneColdSergio]

Man, they got away with some really saucy lines sometimes.

[@fantastopotomus]

And then they keep going with the 'drilling' and 'pounding' dialogue lmao

[@purplebec9112]

I think that's why Trace is my favorite Crow

[@earlenewallace8445]

"Stay pink, soft and oily "

[@JBarg25]

Much appreciated. I see that they've included both shorts on the Manos 2-disc DVD as well.

[@davidrichter9164]

Love these shorts. I practically piss laughing every time I watch one.

[@Comanche_moon]

"TEN CARS!?"

[@alexcarter8807]

Middle-class guys used to buy a new car every 3 years. That's 30 years' worth of cars. Unfortunately, they also used to die by the age of 60 so ...

[@MkeKen67]

Yeah, and the guy looks like he's at least 55 (although everyone looked older back then).

[@bromodragone8405]

And he bought every one of them!

[@jamesnoble8205]

Cars back then didn't last very long lol That line always cracked me up too

[@menslady125eif2590]

@@MkeKen67 Yeah, but he bought the car.

[@mikezylstra7514]

18961 @ 1:37 That's 5 houses south of 7 Mile Rd west side of the street on the N side of Detroit probably near Livernois. That was a nice neighborhood back then. Those homes brick to the peak, and stone trim sold for about $15,000 in the 30's.

[@GeorginaSullivan921]

I remember my mom Bride of the Monster. The "Hired! The Musical" segment was golden. And each time Joel looks troubled the two times Gypsy sang "ZEROES!" is what makes the segment funnier.

[@majestikmoose9]

"I remember one of the first things that Harry drilled into me-" Crow: "-Was Harry!"

[@gargoyles9999]

If you cut out the cheesiness factor it really does have a good underlying message about managing a team of workers

[@culwin]

Yeah, most managers these days need to watch this.

[@Arrowdodger]

I love how fast the dad is to call his son out on his need to rethink his management

[@robertlombardo8437]

Amen to that. Especially the parting line. "Never forget, as I did. That people who represent you NEED your help!"

[@GrixieKong]

I like how the guy thinks the problem is with a lazy generation that doesn't work the way they used to, but it's really his poor management. Sounds familiar!

[@mikezylstra7514]

And shows the tasteful brick homes in Detroit (then, known as "Paris of the West") near Livernois and 7 Mile Rd.

[@christophergargaro959]

“Second” “Check their teeth” “...and never forget” “I LOVE YOU!” 😂😂😂

[@firemanmike1619]

: You've got what it takes" "Brylcreem"

[@brooksmc]

work booze work booze

[@GrixieKong]

COME ON AND HAVE SOME LEMONADE!! I love Gypsy’s singing for some reason!

[@MkeKen67]

4:42 shows how it's hard to storm out of the room when you have to stop in the corner to get your hat.

[@jasonmullins7115]

AJ -- Chevrolet didn't make this in two parts. MST3K split it into two parts because of its length. The "to be continued" and "part II" were superimposed on the film.

[@Maxxx_Power]

"And keep up their enthusiasm!" (Crow mutters "enthusiasm") always thought that was funny x3

[@aryaasha4589]

~*NEBULA*~ Actually what he says is "Entoosiasm" like a gangster lol.

[@juanelorriaga2840]

Ode to “Untouchables” there

[@johnroberts5291]

I love the political undertones of the McCarthy era “are you now or have. . .” And all that shit.

[@bjwwilcera]

21:05 "Now, if ya wanna see your daughter again, you'll do what I--"

[@adrianlee3497]

One of the best jobs I've ever had was appointment setting for general contracting jobs. I would get the contractor through the door for a small job, and if they liked the job he did he get a bigger job and I'd get the commission for both, coming away with $500.00 to $700.00 paychecks every week. This was in the 90's.All went well until the owner of the company decided to bring an "expert" into the phone room to "improve things" He asked us the question about how we are getting sales and I proceeded to tell him what I was doing then he said that I gotta change my approach. "Huh??? Look if it ain't broke you don't fix it!!!" "Doesn't matter, we're going to do it my way." Needless to say that was the end of that run. Now whenever I see this short I can only think of, "Yeah but we got the freaking contract!!!".

[@lizd2943]

But you didn't swat at imaginary elves!

[@jacksonmunden4863]

22:15 "And never forget..." Tom Servo: I love you. XDXDXDXDXD

[@Lazyguy22]

I'd forgotten how tight these shorts are. I love em.

[@mavemalloye8476]

First, Rifftrax, then Cinematic Titanic, and now season 11 to 13. They need to make this a full musical, the musical segment's already perfect, but officially publishing a musical based on the shorts will be even better. anyone wanna start a petition, I'll get tickets if this happens!

[@brainsqueegee2]

such casual genius in this show

[@rheoren2278]

Both of these men are 59 years old.

[@samanthadrennan]

yes thank you so much for putting these three together! Stay pink soft and oily!

[@AfterbrunchDelight]

"Ahh, he's evil!" I laugh so hard at this every time I cry! 😂😂

[@DMBall]

Gotta be the best of the MST3K shorts. And their best musical number, too.

[@MkeKen67]

This ranks right up there with "Mr B Natural."

[@christieperry4361]

And never forget..... I love you!

[@cindydott452]

This is one of my favorite MST3K shorts!

[@cord2250]

"But he bought the flippin' car!"

[@2QuartetRWS]

If my school ever does a play,imma suggest doing Hired the musical.

[@43nostromo]

Hired II: Electric Boogaloo.

[@lesizmor9079]

A great episode here, and the middle 'Host Segment' interlude is possibly the best of any MST3K ship-board skits. OMFG!!! hahahahahahaaaaaa

[@SmashAtoms]

The way Crow says “Perhaps I should not have dressed as the angel of death” fucking kills me.

[@HenryvKeiper]

"AKA 'The Pantless Salesman'?!?!" When I first heard that, I laughed so hard I didn't hear the jokes for the next minute or so.

[@kamildrews3517]

In this short we learned a valuable lesson: Never sell cars in an Amish country.

[@JoeKaye-hn5dt]

That was actually upper middle class NW Detroit.

[@itziebitziemitzie9029]

love this show so much nice video my dude ✌👍👌

[@MomocloCloverZetto]

Where is Torgo? I came to see Torgo.

[@littlekingtrashmouth9219]

Last I heard, he was hitting the Thighmaster pretty hard.

[@christophergargaro959]

He’s taking care of the place...while the Master is away

[@Noellep]

That's the playful side of Torgo!

[@raymondm.9954]

He came on following the commercial break after part two.

[@crescentfreshbret]

He’s busy managing Second Banana Heaven.

[@Standbackforscience]

That is definitely the best host musical segment ever!

[@brooksmc]

BUT HE BOUGHT THE CAR!!!

[@525Lines]

The cars before the war had different pedal assignments. The brake and gas were in different places, depending on the brand you bought. It was how the ensured product loyalty.

[@Morhek]

The best part is, the "that's something you didn't hear much during the Bush administration" joke still works for Dubya.

[@SeanP7195]

So…..I’m driving thru Detroit and my exit is closed. Ughh, I take the other exit and I still can’t get on the freeway. So I find myself driving down East Grand Blvd and happen to look over. What did I see??? A big beautiful building with a large “Jam Handy Studios” lit up on the front. Yes, the Godfathers of informative shorts is right here in my very own city and I never knew it. Apparently the studio is still intact and popular for venues and weddings. I’m…,,.going…….to die. Young man’s fancy, the selling wizard, prom: it’s a pleasure and many more were filmed right there. Greatest day ever.

[@37Dionysos]

He goes door to door selling cars? "I shouldn't have wet myself on his couch!"

[@christieperry4361]

Willard Scott?! You're smoking my kids bubble pipe Nice night for it Stoli?! Who's the doghy man on our porch?

[@Highfalutinloyd]

Ironically, after Pearl Harbor, all production of new cars stopped and factories made military vehicles instead! Maybe that's not as ironic as it is unfortunate for those car salesmen...

[@TanzDerSchatten]

Most of the salesmen probably went off to war anyway.

[@Highfalutinloyd]

That guy in the video looks like he would have been a 4-F for sure!

[@HylianFox3]

Could you imagine that happening today? That's borderline communistic.

[@JoeKaye-hn5dt]

This was made in 1940. People were still poor from the late 30's recession - especially factory workers in Detroit who were laid off a lot in '39.

[@julianlewis1792]

"The first thing that Harry drilled into me...Was Harry!" LOL

[@WalkerRileyMC]

As crappy as this instructional video was, it made a good point. Every generation always decries the next as being lazy, yet they don't do anything to lead and always lay blame on the generation they raised.

[@vistulagibsoncooper2420]

Aka The Pantless Salesman!!! ROFL🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rainethea]

Aka The Piddling Peddler?!

[@RuffRuffmanMediaGenius1]

Even I can't believe riffing this short led to the "musical" in Bride of the Monster. It's one of the show's best moments.

[@purplebec9112]

"He always talks to me about my prospects." Crow: your prostate?" 😂 Always be careful not to spit take on that line. That line always me chuckle. Its even funnier to see Joel to hold Crow down. Seems to me Trace was very proud of that line.

[@jimtrack3786]

I sold cars once. Best job in the world if you don't need a paycheck.

[@tomhill6047]

When the spokesman is ticking off his points there at the end, and Servo interjects "fifth" instead of third...I wonder if that's a subtle reference to the "holy hand grenade" bit from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"?

[@adamsaben3299]

Nonsense! He HATED you! LOLLLLLLLLLLL

[@sock2828]

I'm beginning to sober up, and you're scaring me!

[@kimbaptempura4073]

Well the first thing Harry drilled into me... WAS HARRY!

[@julianlewis1792]

ROFL! MST3K was wonderful with those sorts of cracks :) Sailed over the little kids' heads right to the parents :)

[@tdickensheets]

I like "Hired! The Musical."

[@maieen2665]

Thank you, shaggylocks.

[@tdickensheets]

"There have sign says 'We have a car'"

[@TeekiesPlace]

At around 14:54, Pops looks like he's ready for the "giggle farm." I am the Great Pharoah of the Pyramids....bow before me