MST3K Shorts: Money Talks!

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MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000

MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000

Күн бұрын

This short first aired in Episode 621, THE BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS.
A spectral Ben Franklin teaches a teenage boy to better manage his meager income.
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@TestCandidate95
@TestCandidate95 Ай бұрын
"Take that budget of yours, dad..." "And _shove_ it."
@joshuah9109
@joshuah9109 Ай бұрын
I've seen this short before and I love it. The first time I heard that...I LOST IT!! 🤭😆. It's not the funniest joke in this short but it caught me off guard😂
@NickJohnCoop
@NickJohnCoop Ай бұрын
At least the actor actually looks like a teenager instead of a 25 year old in a bad costume.
@diarrheagondola
@diarrheagondola Ай бұрын
You don't appreciate the elderly college roommate in "Is This Love?"
@barbaraarnzen5181
@barbaraarnzen5181 Ай бұрын
"Dead people have too much time on their hands." 😮😂😅
@garanceadrosehn9691
@garanceadrosehn9691 Ай бұрын
It's always a laugh for me to imagine Benjamin Franklin saying _"Listen you little toad"_ to a teenager that he's giving advice to.
@VanessaB
@VanessaB Ай бұрын
"This is my weekly feigning of interest in you, son" always kills me
@meatpockets
@meatpockets Ай бұрын
“Well I got to go sit downstairs” now that I am middle aged, this really hits home for me
@Dulcimertunes
@Dulcimertunes Ай бұрын
Too bad a ghost has to teach him budgeting instead of Dad
@scottgillespie8011
@scottgillespie8011 Ай бұрын
That half-dollar will never stop spinning, like the top in Inception, proving he’s dreaming.
@dustingdustin
@dustingdustin Ай бұрын
“Well. I’ve gotta go sit downstairs.” This always kills me
@rowsdower6950
@rowsdower6950 Ай бұрын
Greasy scarecrow boy not invited 😆
@Jareeee
@Jareeee Ай бұрын
He was the best President we ever had.
@curiouscharacter1
@curiouscharacter1 Ай бұрын
Sadly, many people would wonder why that was funny. "Oh, it must be because Washington and Lincoln were better!" And some of those people are in college.
@Sitharos
@Sitharos Ай бұрын
Franklin was never president…
@spacemanspud7073
@spacemanspud7073 Ай бұрын
​@@SitharosYeah he was; he elected president after Alexander Hamilton in 1903
@random22026
@random22026 Ай бұрын
@@Sitharos And there is the joke! 🥳🥳
@Sitharos
@Sitharos Ай бұрын
@@random22026 *facepalm* I’m an idiot! Lolz 😄
@DeviantDespot
@DeviantDespot Ай бұрын
That school dance costs the equivalent amount of $24.16 in 2024 money. Jesus.
@panelvixen
@panelvixen 12 күн бұрын
Looking up the prices of 1951 half dollars, he could sell one and afford to go to the dance.
@andrewforbes1433
@andrewforbes1433 Ай бұрын
Hitchcock in the front, party in the back. Its a mullhouette.
@KentheDeer
@KentheDeer Ай бұрын
"Bite me, Franklin!"
@theboombody
@theboombody Ай бұрын
"You'd like to be an architect someday...." "Forget it soda jerk!"
@rebeccah.4983
@rebeccah.4983 Ай бұрын
"Don't smart mouth me, boy!"
@Idol76
@Idol76 Ай бұрын
Love the older mst3k's....great show.
@NerdsmithTV
@NerdsmithTV Ай бұрын
Thank you for circulating the tapes!
@brianarbenz1329
@brianarbenz1329 Ай бұрын
When Mitch McConnell moves his lips, that's PAC money talking.
@beastialmoon2327
@beastialmoon2327 Ай бұрын
I love this short so much. Every ten seconds, I'm busting a gut. Great episode.
@dave3657
@dave3657 Ай бұрын
Some strange old man shows up in your bedroom and says “come here”. Word of advice … RUN! 😳
@ZaydinTTV
@ZaydinTTV Ай бұрын
That was my darkest vision yet!
@mjjoe76
@mjjoe76 Ай бұрын
Check an inflation calculator. It would cost that kid more than $24 to go to the dance in 2024 dollars. He’s better off staying home.
@gallifreyarchives4434
@gallifreyarchives4434 Ай бұрын
Thanks Biden
@danielsimmonds4913
@danielsimmonds4913 Ай бұрын
High school kid is getting $80/week with zero expenses, what is he even spending it on?
@scottgillespie8011
@scottgillespie8011 Ай бұрын
Yeah, OK, Norman Bates.
@GodWeenSatan
@GodWeenSatan Ай бұрын
You're ignoring the minimum wage pay back then
@GodWeenSatan
@GodWeenSatan Ай бұрын
0.75 cents an hour
@Pocketrocket-pj1us
@Pocketrocket-pj1us Ай бұрын
7:05 Remember that last item? NO, YOU JUST GAVE ME A STROKE FATMAN!!
@kt9166
@kt9166 23 күн бұрын
Wonderful to see these shorts freshly uploaded from that musty old closet on the Satellite of Love. Thank you, MST3K! Keep circulating the tapes!🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
@youcanttakemyDIGNITY
@youcanttakemyDIGNITY Ай бұрын
RIP Richard Simmons 💔😥 Gary! Gareeeee!
@scottgillespie8011
@scottgillespie8011 Ай бұрын
“….and shove it!”
@gohawks3571
@gohawks3571 Ай бұрын
The "That's right" was almost a Klingon from the original series😁 Thaaaat's riiiiiight (you p'taq!)
@deirdre108
@deirdre108 Ай бұрын
I’m the Quaker Oats guy.
@mikesilva3868
@mikesilva3868 Ай бұрын
😅😅hilarious classic
@allenatkins2263
@allenatkins2263 5 сағат бұрын
"Let me teach you about money management." The Fed.
@danielsimmonds4913
@danielsimmonds4913 Ай бұрын
"Your first step should be to save $10, then go down to your local slaver and buy some people, then get those people to earn money for you" "Wow, sounds just like my manager!"
@TXKurt
@TXKurt 26 күн бұрын
- "Don't you recognize me? You were just looking at me on that half dollar." - "... Liberty Bell?"
@JazznRealHipHop
@JazznRealHipHop Ай бұрын
This is where they got the idea for the movie Ghost with Patrick Swayze, shadow people 😱
@DMBLaan
@DMBLaan Ай бұрын
The jokes aside, this is all actually really good advice that they don't teach much anymore. I started high school in 04, and this was never taught in any meaningful way.
@curiouscharacter1
@curiouscharacter1 Ай бұрын
Don't be too quick to blame the educational system. They correctly figured giving you that advice was useless, inasmuch as by 2024 your 2004 dollar would shrink to about 34 cents.
@DMBLaan
@DMBLaan Ай бұрын
@@curiouscharacter1 I do think it should be taught, lol. Because it's about how to manage your money and savings, regardless of how much you're making.
@random22026
@random22026 Ай бұрын
0:07 Remember who SPONSORED this short 'for High Schoolers'--those that make BANK over the rest of us. 💢
@matthewscopelite5303
@matthewscopelite5303 Ай бұрын
Admiral Rickover was right. On behalf of my generation, I apologize.
@markh.6687
@markh.6687 Ай бұрын
So good! Been a while since I watched one of these.
@JM-mn4ph
@JM-mn4ph Ай бұрын
No wonder I don't have a nice house, car, or even health care! I've been budgeting all wrong! I thought that you paid your bills BEFORE putting money into savings. Silly me.
@seanh.1460
@seanh.1460 Ай бұрын
Lmao @4:33
@traviseakin6790
@traviseakin6790 Ай бұрын
"He was the best president we ever had!"
@louisduarte8763
@louisduarte8763 Ай бұрын
Did the film skip around 7:11 like a record on a turntable?
@BrianRetro
@BrianRetro Ай бұрын
No, like Daddy on Friday night!
@LakeFX
@LakeFX Ай бұрын
The long-awaited remix
@random22026
@random22026 Ай бұрын
And the Franklin verdict at that trial: GUILTY 👎🏻👎🏻 1:16 'Ah, the APPEAL of Adam Sandler!' 😁 1:56 'There's no place like a bank...' 🌪 2:22 '...Just reach for the gun...' 2:30 'Could you have your SLAVE press my suit?' Every riff, a TRUE classic 😉
@panelvixen
@panelvixen 12 күн бұрын
You've heard of a budget, right? Isn't that another name for a parakeet?
@TheOneFreakservo
@TheOneFreakservo Ай бұрын
Money talks, sure, but try saying that to a constipated bull and see how far that conversation takes 'ya!
@Sitharos
@Sitharos Ай бұрын
This won’t work today. Soon as you make your money, it’s gone to pay for rent, student loans, food, etc.
@Pocketrocket-pj1us
@Pocketrocket-pj1us Ай бұрын
7:40 A goal...and 2 Assists!! Now, all he needs is to punch Ben Franklin and they call that, A Gordie Howe hat trick! 1goal, 1 Assist & 1 Fight. This is all true in Hockey, although I don't think you have to Punch Ben Franklin but if he pulls that penny saved, penny earned crap. SOCK IT TO HIM!!
@lr1974
@lr1974 28 күн бұрын
I have now twice spit out my water and I'm only 3 minutes in!
@jimtrack3786
@jimtrack3786 Ай бұрын
Sadly William was rolled by some 5th graders on his way to the dance.
@Pocketrocket-pj1us
@Pocketrocket-pj1us Ай бұрын
I do love this one! But we got rid of those dirty pennies, here in Canada. So then what do I do big guy??
@asareubenwallace4032
@asareubenwallace4032 Ай бұрын
Mitb
@-JA-
@-JA- Ай бұрын
❤️👍
@theletterm1787
@theletterm1787 Ай бұрын
M
@Mairtagewea
@Mairtagewea Ай бұрын
First this show rocks
@Phukachu
@Phukachu Ай бұрын
Second, it rolls as well.
@Mairtagewea
@Mairtagewea Ай бұрын
@@Phukachu and 3rd the chezzy movies are funny
@BrianRetro
@BrianRetro Ай бұрын
​@@MairtageweaFourth where can I get writers like these for my show? Oh wait, first I need a show.
@Mairtagewea
@Mairtagewea Ай бұрын
5th the intro is fun
@Mairtagewea
@Mairtagewea Ай бұрын
@@BrianRetro 6th this show air in comedy central
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