MST3K Shorts: Better Breakfast USA

[@SpyHunter89]

"Mikey tolerates it! He really tolerates it!" That riff actually works with Crow's new voice.

[@Popcultureguy3000]

So did her Peewee Herman impression! “That’s _my_ bike!”

[@mitchmegaw7201]

I still gotta get used to her voice but her delivery is always so good.

[@Sauere]

"The trick is to welcome the pain". That made me snort-laugh!

[@aaronmccracken7351]

Ahh, the good old days, when "protein" had three syllables.

[@slenders1ckn3ss]

Protean

[@David-yw2lv]

I haven't heard it pronounced that way since Bullwinkle did so in a Cheerios ad from the late '60's

[@David-yw2lv]

I haven't heard it pronounced that way since Bullwinkle did an ad for Cheerios in the late '60's.

[@halverde6373]

" Ends with malt liquor !" 🤣

[@cindydott452]

Beer is liquid bread!

[@DevlinDomini]

I adore this line-up. S13 had a ton of variety with the 2 sets of bots, 3 hosts, and even The Mads in the Theater. 💚

[@margaretthemagnificent]

Maxi wheat pads hit me so hard. Great riffing!

[@OrchestrationOnline]

More shows with Emily and her bots, please!

[@AnnoyingSquib]

Oh my. This short is a great example of ADHD in motion. You start in a classroom, then a TV studio, farm, lab, factory it's a whiplash!

[@ajs3994]

The short ends with an atomic mushroom cloud, then the kiddos line up for lunch. 🤗

[@cartmanrlsusall]

Mary jo is awesome

[@TrebizondMusic-cm6fp]

Mary Jo is my celebrity crush!

[@michellecormier6749]

Honestly, I'm here for gremlin voice Crow. Good riffs delivered well

[@samphillips4925]

Lucky strikes in every box, lol

[@GlitchanBlack]

Say what you want about Season 13 and Kelsey Ann Brady being cast as Crow, but the fact the revival series maintained the Cold War era humor of the original show warms my heart.

[@BaronFeydRautha]

Except that it didn't. They have like 15 writers. Nothing feels like the show from the 90s or even the Mike era.

[@leo3times]

Genetically engineered wheat. Lol😂

[@ArtCrowMST3K]

The shorts of Season 13 were great and I'm so pleased to see them here! Thanks for doing this MST3K!

[@theboombody]

Me too!

[@darrenrunning5415]

But is corn grass?

[@ajpadley]

It actually is a grass. A surprising number of grains are botanically grasses 🤓

[@KarelPKerezman]

Top-tier short from Season 13. Love Emily & her bots!

[@robertombricen7966]

"The trick is to welcome the pain" 🤣😂🤣

[@3xfaster]

Pro-tee-in

[@AmyLSacks]

From The Legion Of Super-Breakfasts.

[@cindydott452]

Better Breakfast USA: *IN COLOR*

[@marykirkland6383]

I love everything you do!

[@TomMSTie1138]

This short has the weirdest stop-motion animation sequence.

[@daftoptimist]

I’m so behind on this series and I didn’t realize we have a female host now! Hard to see someone else living your dream 😅 “Mikey tolerates it! He really tolerates it!”

[@Feasco]

Emily was originally with the live tour and was brought in as one of three rotating hosts for episodes of season 13 including Joel and Jonah

[@daftoptimist]

@@Feasco I like her! I gotta see if I can find some footage from that ^^

[@ArtCrowMST3K]

@@daftoptimist Emily is terrific! Hope you get see more!

[@MrYfrank14]

I'm with you. I thought it went off the air years ago and I watch this and I see a new host and new voices.

[@dave3657]

Weren’t we supposed to be touring the television station?? I’m confused. 🥺

[@daftoptimist]

I came here to learn about Emergency Broadcast System protocols and instead we’re talking corn flakes

[@krisrhodes5180]

The cartoony voice on new Crow is such a misstep.

[@thEannoyingE]

It’s terrible, the entire new cast since Jonah is awful.

[@mstcrow5429]

"Grocery bills to the Senate." "When you eat a good breakfast." Ok, where's the scientific evidence that CEREAL is a good breakfast?

[@jorgezarco9269]

"TV is fine if you like WGN." -Johnny Socko(indie 1990's band)

[@brandonsanmann3931]

WGN-TV 9 Chicago I From A Town 50 Miles Southwest Of Chicago!

[@timmccaughey540]

Mary Jo Pehl's voice introducing shlock is a balm in these trying times.

[@valkyriechan]

9:54 the good old days when too many fingers didn't mean somebody used AI.

[@alyh3721]

All hail the truck farmer!

[@svenhillring3275]

"Her beauty will soon fade".

[@The_Daniel_B]

Breakfast at Tiffany's!

[@heretictom]

This is my first time seeing this particular cast, they are sooo good!! You can tell they all get a breakfast packed full of pro-te-in.

[@random22026]

9:55 Amazon Prime lawsuit, incoming... 'Just ask Mon Mothma here...' 😆😆👌🏻👌🏻 And at one point, it almost like Mike Nelson sat in for a single riff. Throwback!

[@diannemose244]

Good nutrition made these kids middle age 😂

[@diannemose244]

And turned into Pontiac Bonevilles 😂

[@tayocham1]

I'm going to make a dot matrix printed banner expressing my displeasure at Crow's new voice. Sounds like Bobby Hill.

[@ajs3994]

Mmmmm, grains. Food for peasants during famine.

[@ImListeningToReason]

Vitamins, minerals and delicious! I prefer Wild Rebels cereal myself.

[@rogerwilcojr]

Leave the cereal. Take the eggs & bacon.

[@nonaouellette531]

Not my Crow. Someone give Him back His bolts.

[@LogoMan7777]

This was before his bolts developed fully.

[@only257]

hiliarous

[@theboombody]

Oats....worthless without Hall...

[@mikesilva3868]

So funny 😂

[@SteveCarras]

In Yeastmancolor!

[@KarlFarbman]

Sorry, I can't deal with Crow's new voice

[@JAYZ-47465]

Bread makes ya fat - Scott Pilgrim

[@AmyLSacks]

"Brunch, you're on notice!!" 😂 Portlandia crossover when?!

[@thaisstone5192]

Thanks for fucking up something that USED to be edgy.

[@Aeroldoth3]

Don't thikn I've ever heard of "restored" grains.

[@nBasedAce]

I prefer Bed And Breakfast USA.

[@AmyLSacks]

Auntie McFrank thanks you.

[@edwardburek1717]

Yeah, that's all very well and good, but the question remains: IS CORN GRASS??? (whaddaya mean, it's from those other guys??)

[@boilers522]

Is grass grain?

[@PromotedPawn]

Is grass grass?

[@patrickwilkerson1728]

Where is all of the sugar cereals?

[@AmyLSacks]

They're saving 'em for the sequel: *Breakfast Strikes Back*.

[@BaronFeydRautha]

What happened to Mary's face?

[@MGmirkin]

Dafuq did they do to crow's voicebox? :P **sigh**

[@thEannoyingE]

What the hell happened to this show?

[@fig1954]

That Milhouse voice is uber annoying.

[@Wdavidmetzger]

"You know who's funnier than sarah silverman? Dudes." -Norm.

[@sdefiel3719]

What happened to Crow's voice? S

[@paulherman5822]

Crow had gender reassignment surgery.

[@ImListeningToReason]

@@paulherman5822I just can’t. Joel?!

[@AmyLSacks]

Simulator [tm] Crow. An imperfect copy. :D

[@daftoptimist]

Guess he swapped his bowling pin out again 😅

[@AmyLSacks]

@@daftoptimist A Demon Dog ate it. ;)

[@MrsWilberforce2]

Used to be hilarious, now it's meh.

[@Wdavidmetzger]

Wtf with crow's voice? I really have no idea.

[@LogoMan7777]

Prepubescent Crow (voiced by a woman)

[@zoeyrochellezhombie829]

Whomever came up with this crap totally ruined MST3K.

[@elisetatosian2739]

I find the 'new crew' unfunny. This new MST3K is lame, there's no real riffing, and I don't like Crow with a female voice. I don't know who these so called writers are, but "Hey, look at that guy!" is not a riff. Even with Mary Jo on the show (does she need the money?) it's not funny. And they will NEVER be funny. Thankfully we have The Mads and RiffTrax.

[@tomdalton4293]

The genius of the original was how they were able to make every line sound improvised, as if they were seeing it for the first time, now it is overwritten and even if they get a good line in they sound too polished and rehearsed

[@batcatowler1972]

What is this?

[@vindrisk]

Are you lost? Is the title not descriptive enough? Do you really need an explanation? Do you have an inability to use Google?

[@JAYZ-47465]

Humour.

[@alexgomez6723]

@@JAYZ-47465Where? Can you tell me?

[@princeeverlove]

Mystery Science Theater 🎭 a wonderful puppet show heckling Bad Movies, Bad Educational Films and so much More😆

[@vindrisk]

@@alexgomez6723 do you own a mirror?

[@calsavestheworld]

This Mst3k cast sucks

[@AmyLSacks]

🎻 Your hate only makes us stronger. Have some more cereal. 🤗

[@calsavestheworld]

@@AmyLSacks Get talent.

[@AmyLSacks]

@@calsavestheworld Learn to stay crunchy in milk.

[@Clarence-fp8ce]

What doesn't kill Misties makes us stronger.

[@calsavestheworld]

@@Clarence-fp8ce Somebody already said that. That is unoriginal. You should be in this MST3K cast. Haha, I've actually completely forgotten what the problem was.