Mulan II - First Viewing

[@ChannelAwesome]

Time to show Rob what caused Doug to break a mic in the Disneycember review. Watch the NC review here - kzbin.info/www/bejne/bXLQh56Oqs92n8U Watch all the Disney Direct to DVD reviews here - kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZqjLnqaNbLGHeaM

[@ok_uh_eli_i_guess376]

Please review Strange Magic, it was made by George Lucas.

[@iamchristian1129]

I honestly don’t care about the changes for the Live Action Mulan, It’s still the same story, you guys should understand that the whole point of Mulan isn't about the talking comedic dragon, it’s not about the love interest and it’s not even about the songs what so ever This whole story is about Mulan who is a female character who fights and kick ass for the right reasons, she does this to save her father's life, she does this so she brings honor to her family, she does this to prove herself that she can do anything This movie is supposed to be about her, it’s one of those films that leads her up to become hero and saves her country, so i get you guys want this version to be exactly like the original Disney version, it’s still is, but sometimes, when it comes to Remakes and adaptations, it has to have changes to make it stand out on it’s own, there’s no need to keep it the same as the other version, it’s kinda pointless if they do that

[@MisterBeagleton]

Don't stop yet, Critic! We need more bad Disney! Review Home on the Range! It's 15 years old, so that makes it nostalgic!

[@deshawnedwards6412]

Review The. Lion King II: Simba's Pride.

[@deshawnedwards6412]

Doug please review Steven Universe: The Movie.

[@cheezemonkeyeater]

"Come back when you get personalities!" You know, like the ones they had in the original movie?

[@themovieguru1094]

At least most of the cast of the first Mulan came back in this sequel.

[@tykamen5588]

@@themovieguru1094 I'm surprised they came back at all

[@themovieguru1094]

@@tykamen5588 Why is that? But unfortunately, not all of them could return, like Eddie Murphy.

[@themovieguru1094]

That's probably the best and my favorite line in this movie.

[@kylemorello4787]

Well, at least those guys didn't change that much.

[@mikeholcomb9013]

“Screw our country! I wanna get married to my heart!”

[@themovieguru1094]

Nice reference to the 1999 Brad Bird animated film "The Iron Giant." 👍

[@FabioKun]

Yeah like... political marriage is for a reason. At the end of the movie they didnt adress that matter

[@Movieman10396]

I definitely read this in Kent Mansley’s voice😂

[@oscarestrada6145]

Hold it, men. Make sure she stays here like a good princess

[@Sparrows1121]

Patriotism < Heart

[@Tadicuslegion78]

Probably a good thing Doug and Rob quit drinking during these first viewings otherwise a bottle of whiskey was probably gonna get chucked through that TV screen.

[@ChannelAwesome]

+Tadicuslegion78 Their livers are thankful as well

[@RockyGems]

They'd end up drinking so much that they'd forget they watched it and have to do it over again, which leads to more drinking, thus trapping them in a vicious cycle.

[@pokejoseph]

Channel Awesome At least they didn’t need to play the Stephen King drinking game again

[@dragon1130]

That's probably why they quit drinking...during these...

[@alphacat77]

They don’t have been drunker half way through than by the end of kangaroo jack

[@ABtheButterfly]

anyone kind of upset that Shang straight up gave his father's helmet to a little girl? that he doesn't even know. like, remember how sad and dramatic is was when Shang found out his father was killed by the Huns in the first movie and in the second one he gave it to a stranger?

[@dylanweathers9727]

Yeah, but in a sea of bastardizarion that Mulan 2 is, it's kinda easy to miss something like that.

[@supermariof0521]

And people got on Bonnie's case for forgetting Woody in "Toy Story 4", but this never got called out?

[@luckyDancer100]

I bet the person who wrote this script didn’t even watch the first film lmao

[@amk4739]

I don’t think it was the same helmet

[@Emisop]

That was not his father's helmet. He placed his father's helmet on the sword he stabbed into the ground in the first film. Did you forget that scene? That helmet he gave to the girl was his own helmet since he became general.

[@wildheartrazorfang6]

Mulan II: Gets First Viewing a day after the review. Barney's Great Adventure: "Am I a joke to you?

[@darthstarkiller1912]

Yes, I have got to see them watching "Barney".

[@wildheartrazorfang6]

Especially with the dad since his name is Barney

[@Rogue.Rainbow]

Please show us that

[@stitchlover4381]

that would be TORTURE for them

[@wildheartrazorfang6]

@@stitchlover4381 They already reviewed it

[@coolnerdlll6053]

4:35 - Doug throwing his head back and laughing like a maniac brings me glee.

[@marquis911]

The Mongols actually did invade China in real life. The worst part of the movie is choosing the wrong thing to keep historically accurate.

[@sarafontanini7051]

better seuel idea: the previous film's main villain comes back as a spirit (as ghosts and spirits have been established in this movie setting already) and attempts to command an udnead army silly? out of place? nonsensical? absurd? perhaps, but leagues better than romance drama

[@shiveringtimber49]

Didn't Mulan die in real life?

[@dun0790]

@@shiveringtimber49 well we could talk about that all day mulan seems to be based of a few different legends so weather she existed at all is kind of hard to pin point.

[@robonaught]

@@sarafontanini7051 Shan Yu and his army coming back as ghosts actually was one of the very early ideas for the plot. I SHIT YOU NOT!

[@KTKomedy2813]

Sara Fontanini Actually, Barry Cook kinda had the same idea for a sequel.

[@s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657]

Disney - here, take some good Disney films with you, they'll bring you luck. Me - luck? How lucky can they be? They're dead.

[@seb24789]

Cut to a DVD copy of Atlantis.

[@kyoai]

I know this series has been going on for a looong time, but i just want to say that i really appreciate to see that you enable us to see your opinions not only from the view of the NostalgiaCritic character, but also your genuine reaction when actually watching the movie. Also, cat bonus! :D

[@ChannelAwesome]

+Stefan Hohnwald We appreciate you taking the time out to comment this and for watching!!!

[@supermariof0521]

@@ChannelAwesome You gonna do a first viewing of "Barney's Great Adventure: The Movie"?

[@khfan4492]

@@ChannelAwesome you guys have missed alot of first viewing videos

[@calibaby6913]

Weirdly for me, the only thing that felt somewhat true to Mulan was the fact that she was willing to sacrifice her own happiness to marry the prince and save China because at least she would be you know saving China!

[@beats0me]

And in the end, they couldn’t even go through with that The one thing that’s true to the original and it still gets tossed aside

[@tyranitararmaldo]

That synchronized "Oh my" was one of the most satisfying things I have ever seen. Also do not pause it at 6:57... yeeesh!

[@331coolguy]

tyranitararmaldo they stare in to all of our souls.😳

[@charliehubbell7513]

Not as bad as the nutcracker breaking the fourth

[@deadaccount87]

They're eating my soul...

[@alexandriapape208]

6:58 😨

[@Joes_Z-Music]

“This dragon belongs nowhere in this story.” As an adult, I said the same thing about the gargoyles in Hunchback.

[@partizanlegis]

Why Mushu gets all that hate? He was a good character in the first film.

[@Joes_Z-Music]

Soter 96 I actually never really minded him in Mulan. He was funny enough, and generally enjoyable. I can see how he can be a little grating but he isn’t terrible.

[@motor4X4kombat]

they pretty much wanted to replicate what they did with the genie in aladdin, but in aladdin works because it wasn't a commentary about relion and prejudice like hunchback it wasn't based in a chinesse poem about identidy and destiny, it was a heros journeys tell as an action comedy film that didn't touch any heavy real life problem sure it touch a little bit about poverty but thats it it was just a boy who wanted to bonk a girl and live happily ever after ....with robin williams as his mentor

[@pony7653]

Soter 96 Yeah, he had a lot of great jokes and one liners in the first movie. But here he’s so nasty and unbearable.

[@OtakuD50]

I said that as a CHILD.

[@TheWorldsBiggestFan89]

Agent May is going to need a miracle to come back after this one.....

[@aldrinflores4531]

The World's Biggest Fan thank god that she did

[@Codeninja676]

Thank God for Tahiti.

[@SIMPDUDE]

@@Codeninja676 It's a magical place

[@RhapsodyDusk]

*DID I HEAR SOMEONE ASK FOR A MIRACLE?! LEMME HEAR YA SAY AAHHHH*

[@kylemenow1666]

@@RhapsodyDusk AAHHHH

[@MrChillaxin2010]

That ending is the equivalent to Sonic Adventure where Tails says "All's well that ends well, right?" while in the middle of a FLOODED CITY IN RUINS WHERE HUNDREDS POSSIBLY THOUSANDS DIED!

[@cross172]

“We did it, Patrick! We saved the city!”

[@libertylarp9572]

I love how Rob made a callback to the charts joke. Probably my absolute favorite NC moment

[@bourne2crimson397]

Did anyone else just die at "the Boulder is conflicted!" 🤣 On a side note, the Boulder is much more honorable than the entire cast of this movie because he ultimately would fight for his country rather than doom it.

[@imaverywhere6252]

3:19 “The dragon belongs nowhere in this story” I think Disney listened to you for the remake. Lesson Number One is an okay song

[@NotTheGodOfWar]

*Why is the animation so bouncy it scares me*

[@eugeneketaminekrebs3403]

Some of the animation was outsourced to Japan which could explain why...

[@Sonichero151]

@@eugeneketaminekrebs3403 That explains george takei.....

[@Michael_ORourke]

@@eugeneketaminekrebs3403 A movie about China animated in Japan. Hmm...

[@Poever]

The Ultimate Gamer2016 pretty sure all of this was animated by the Tokyo studio

[@rosesongoku6980]

*”AND NEXT TIME, STICK TO YOUR POST!!!!”*

[@R.J.Godzilla81]

WHAT?!?!?! THAT'S NOT EDDIE MURPHY...OMG, My entire world has been changed, red is green, up is down, the ground is the sky, Norm of the North is good, I can't trust anything I've ever know, LOL.

[@autobotproductions1244]

R.J.Godzilla81 time is dead and meaning has no meaning

[@R.J.Godzilla81]

@@autobotproductions1244 OMG, reality is an illusion and the universe really is a hologram and I bought gold too. Now it all makes sense (ironically), LOL.

[@AJDaniels99]

OMG please do a first viewing of Cheetah Girls. I want to see Rob's reaction so bad 😂

[@benjackson7872]

As well as Home on the Range and Can of Worms.

[@MrGabeanator]

i'm like rob

[@aidanredding8058]

YES He would DESPISE that movie

[@socklock1957]

@@aidanredding8058 Well, Doug described the 1st Cheetah Girls as the Mamma Mia movie mixed with the Jem & the Holograms movie. If you've seen the Real Thoughts on both movies, specifically Rob's, he would MURDER Doug if he saw The Cheetah Girls.

[@aidanredding8058]

@@socklock1957 I know, that's why I want to see it.

[@matthewmabry1709]

“They subverted our expectations.” That still hurts.

[@BlackCover95]

Read this as they said it.

[@motor4X4kombat]

yeah i still hate what they did with black widow in endgame and bane in dark knight rises... oh wait those didn't create controversy despite the fact that those are ACTUALLY BAD WRITING? but since everybody love that shit then no controversy at all, lets be all be rebellious in the most piece of shit ignorant hypocrite conformistic militant cynicism clickbaiting way... now where the new 8 hours rant about game of thrones now that are legit "reviews". PD: i hate the game of throne as everybody else but come one theres worse ending out there than that, it just happens that GOT was lucky enough to earn a shit ton of pointless controversy

[@isaacgray2909]

@@motor4X4kombat The thing with Endgame is that they wrapped up the Avengers' arcs in a nice tightly conclusion. GoT on the other hand, you cannot watch it again knowing that the characters' development are thrown out of the window and Dany's going mad within the 30 minutes.

[@sarafontanini7051]

@@motor4X4kombat not to mention that Bane's taken out so suddenly and anticlimatically you kinda don't really get that he's supposed to be dead, and making it so he's not the mastermind of the film doesn't...ADD anything to the story. Dark Knigth Rises was not a great film

[@motor4X4kombat]

@@isaacgray2909 yeah don't explaing me got i got it the internet hammer it for 4 months so Is boring to argue. Im just saying that while endgame wrapped decently the arcs of Tony, cap, and so so thor, why nobody loose their shit when they ruined the arcs of hulk, black widow, and Hawkeye (okey he didn't have an Arc but in endgame he finally got one as a piss off vigilante something that was uncharter territory to him What did they do with him? Nothing he got the same ending as afe of ultron of getting His family back, so why no one put the fault in that? I mean we live in am era where everybody think that its a profesional writting so everytime a proyect cause controversy everybody call it the worst writting ever made and "objetive" the worst thing ever, so if endgame got some part right Why everyone ignore the actual problem of the film, no movie Is perfect but ignoring the problems of some entries while ignoring the obvious problems of the others feels like that Time everybody hated guardians of the galaxy vol 2 because, get this : its a style over substance film, theres too much bizarre comedy, the plot was only a teasd for future films, and the villain Is mediocre.... Yeah because the first one didn't have the same problems. The same statement everybody had by living Chris Tucker for how "funny" he Was in Rush hour but hating how "anoying" he Was on the sequels, or living how "human" Superman was in man of steel and hating how "emo" he was in Batman vs Superman ... Fair critism Is a joke right now

[@maxpalombella11]

I was a young boy when my mum took me to see Mulan and it had a truly profound impact, Mushu aside. It made me look at girls differently for starters, seeing that they could be as tough if not tougher than us boys. It made me appreciate Chinese culture and its history and It got me hooked on martial arts film. Mulan is to me one of the best Disney films made, period.

[@goktimusprime]

You should check out the 2009 live action Mulan. MUCH better than the Disney version. So much better.

[@monsterjambrony]

Max Palombella Mulan used to be my favorite Disney movie, but the more I watch it, the worse it gets.

[@kittycatmeowmeow963]

@@goktimusprime It sucks balls. It doesn't understand that Mulan is based on an old book that's absolutely nothing like that. That movie hardly even teaches you a lesson.

[@queenarialya]

I am Malaysian Chinese

[@orangeslash1667]

@@kittycatmeowmeow963 Thats not true, it teaches people to out think your opponent. Mulan won by being resourceful, not by overpowering the Huns.

[@NickJohnCoop]

The look on Rob’s face when Doug said there was more Mushu is perfect

[@dougbriglmen716]

Yep! Quality🤣

[@Goremaid]

I loved the first movie so much, and the review actually got me watching it again today. Still rocks

[@cory6266]

5:20 The exact moment Doug wrote that Tarantino joke.

[@cloudlion1610]

I’m so sorry Rob. Although I actually liked Mushu in the first one he was AWFUL in this one

[@rogue7723]

I’m glad you liked Mushu, but I always thought Ling, Chen-Po and Zhao were funnier.

[@josephschultz3301]

A good writer can make the comedic relief hilarious. A _bad_ writer can only make them insufferable.

[@pundertalefan4391]

Saaaaaaame.

[@beats0me]

@@josephschultz3301 reading that is making my brain list off every insufferable comic relief character I’ve had to endure Cars 2, teen titans go, superman III, emoji movie, yugioh zexal…i think my brain started suppressing the rest

[@josephschultz3301]

@@beats0me It's crazy that the least egregious character/role you mentioned is probably Richard Pryor from Superman III. Because I absolutely hated him in that movie (a shame, since I love Pryor). Everything else you mentioned is... just pure pain to sit through.

[@colemanbrenner9263]

There is a new Norm of the North with rob Schneider. FUUUUUUUCK

[@_Cruiser_]

Coleman Brenner there are 3 Norm movies. It may become a quadrilogy at some point.

[@soygato2722]

Cruiser The Unholy Trinity

[@_SomeGuyOnline]

I thought Rob only voiced Norm in the first film. Kind of hope I'm wrong because that's not information that I need in my brain.

[@Michael_ORourke]

Rob Schneider only did the first movie. The sequels have a different voice actor. That's right, SEQUELS. 2 and 3 are already released with a fourth on the way!

[@caitlynntomlinson8250]

I’ve never clicked so fast!

[@chasehedges6775]

I clicked as soon as I saw the time: 5:00.

[@ThreadBomb]

I thought you were shaking a soda can!

[@loganweaver8251]

Are you sure you don’t mean to click away because of Mulan 2?

[@JCLegendary]

The first Mulan tanked in China, so Disney made this movie as revenge?

[@monsterjambrony]

JC Legendary What does “Tanked” mean?

[@PikaChu-wt2nx]

@@monsterjambrony It probably means it wasn't at all popular in China

[@camilogarciaylasaari1857]

Maybe the Disney execs even had a conversation like 10:06-10:09

[@Sparrows1121]

Ironically people felt nostalgic for the first Mulan movie when the Live Action movie came out lol

[@cross172]

"I'd give up a thousand pedestals if I could stop this." Aww, that's so touching... like a fist violently touching my face and breaking my nose!"

[@DeathRogue777]

“I mean now that...China is gonna be killed, might as well pack up.” 🤣🤣🤣 I was not ready for that voice over for Mushu.

[@1993seanmcg]

“What about China?” *FUCK CHINA* Rob, you never fail to crack me up 😂

[@kriticalitylives]

When the actors switch from powerful, and amazing acting, to childish, and stupid, you know it's a sad film

[@ItsOver9000000]

I never had a problem with Mushu in the first movie. Sure, casting Eddie Murphy as a Chinese dragon sounds odd on paper but I think he did a great job. He was more tolerable to me than the gargoyles in Hunchback, and even then I'd be able to accept it if they were figments of Quasi's imagination but nope! They had to be real and that ruined it for me.

[@mckenzie.latham91]

Yeah cause why have anything fun and for kids, let’s just have dark, depressing, cause that’s Disney right.

[@orangeslash1667]

@@mckenzie.latham91 Both Mulan and Hunch Back have a problem of, why are they G rated???? Who looks at Hell Fire and a destroyed village and say, yes comic relief characters is enough of a reason to justify the G rating?????

[@MrMarinus18]

Also if you actually go through it Mushu really doesn't have that many lines and most of it is actually him being genuinely helpful.

[@orangeslash1667]

@@MrMarinus18 There's more to Mulan's humor than just Mushu, Thus mushu isn't annoying. There's usually a danger to putting all the comedy of the film in one character. I'm looking at you Jar Jar!!!!

[@MrMarinus18]

@@orangeslash1667 The issue with Jar jar though is mostly that he is by himself in most scene's. Meaning there is no straight man to interact with him. When there is a straightman like during the dinner scene he is funny. Also that battlefield scene just ruined any comedy or sympathy for him as he just should not have been there. He totally didn't fit and just made everything worse tactics wise.

[@alphadoughnut2651]

4:00 well, the chart says.

[@HamiltonIsLife]

This film is too bouncy. Like use squash and stretch, but not everywhere

[@matthewmazzatto8003]

There was so much squash and stretch I half expected Shang to return unharmed.

[@PixarShark]

To be fair, DisneyToons Studios usually did animation for just that. XD CARTOONS. Not big-budget animation.

[@youtuberfangirlnamededyn6186]

It makes me so sad that you didn’t do a first viewing of Foodfight because oh boy if I could see your guys’ first reaction to that movie, oh my lord

[@aidanredding8058]

They didn't do first viewings when they reviewed that. The first one they did was Balto.

[@ErikZarins]

4:02 I laughed more than needed because Rob as The Chart Guy is hysterical beyond repair

[@jp3813]

Perhaps they'll enjoy the live action remake since it won't have Mushu.

[@edgarbanuelos6472]

Yeah. He was really dragon the originals down.

[@elias9746]

@@edgarbanuelos6472 hahahahah (dies inside)

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

...until they introduce a new comic relief character that's going to annoy you so much just like live action Fairy Godmothers in Maleficient.

[@shiranuiaensland1442]

@@GlassesnMouthplates I think Disney's priority is to please Chinese audiences, who also hated the comic reliefs.

[@KTKomedy2813]

Hey, this is Future Me. Heads up: Doug didn’t enjoy it, even despite no Mushu.

[@sketchydude8431]

I really like how he adapts a script by watching with his brother, that's so cool.

[@jeremiahnoar7504]

Never pause a Disney movie - Princess Ting Ting addition: 8:22 8:24

[@darthstarkiller1912]

1:28 Both: OH MY!!! LMFAO

[@IamaPERSON]

Guess he made the wong comment!

[@Rogue.Rainbow]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA FUNNY!!

[@Max6629]

Mushu: I would give up a thousand pedestals if I could stop this. Mulan: Oh, f*ck off. (Rolls credits)

[@gavinbecker1952]

Honestly, an hour and a half of mushy being made into a stir fry would be so much better than this price of dragon sh*t

[@TheAlps36]

Mmmm Mushu pork😋😋

[@cleverpsyche115]

That would have provided a delight to my senses in some manner. This movie failed to do that, though it makes me hungry the thought of cooked dragon. Gotta wonder how that would taste.

[@noellehollar4347]

"F*** China! I just want out of this movie!!" Couldn't agree with you more, Rob.

[@MarisuSedai]

Mulan is my favorite Disney movie, but I’ve never seen Mulan II. And I don’t ever need to.

[@RaphaelBas1995]

Smart.

[@WesSideStory127]

Mulan: “What is it with men and asking for directions?” Shang: “What is it with women and maps?” Me: “What is it with McDonald’s and not bringing back the Szechuan sauce??

[@Lauren_210]

I just realized that Mulan's line was literally the exact same line Dory said to Marlin in Finding Nemo when she was about to ask the whale for directions.

[@WesSideStory127]

Lauren210 they obviously had no time to write creative dialogue so they stole from whichever movies were popular at the time

[@moondoria8401]

Doug looks so disturbed in the thumbnail. I’m glad I never saw this movie.

[@dnmstarsi]

He was diving back into a film he hated and caused him to blow out his mic. Given the story and Shang's angry face, no wonder he's disturbed.

[@Aquafan998]

@@dnmstarsi how did he blow out his Mic?

[@dnmstarsi]

@@Aquafan998 When he reviewed Mulan 2 in Disneycember 2016, he was screaming so much on why this movie blows that he blew out the mic. He even announced it in the video before the review and when he starts off something with that, you know that's a "good" sign. You can kinda tell that the audio is a bit weird in that review.

[@aurora0136]

At least Doug didn’t blow out the mic this time but I was expecting the camera to break

[@dnmstarsi]

Well when you have someone to watch Mulan 2 blindly, the anger is reduced due to the laughter you'll have from seeing someone react to the shit quality.

[@robertparker6280]

The positive the guy who plays Mushu, does a VERY good impression of Eddie Murphy. Close your eyes, its hard to tell. Thats it 😊

[@deshawnedwards6412]

Review The Lion King II: Simba's Pride.

[@briana_patrick]

He did I believe

[@Lauren_210]

Briana Patrick He did for Disneycember. I’m assuming they meant in Nostalgia Critic style.

[@averymerrick]

That sequel wasn’t bad.

[@riddlesford106]

They have now!

[@GBmovieluv]

@@riddlesford106 Yeah and it was a great review showing that it's one of the few, if not only great Disney sequel

[@carlotta4th]

I like Doug's glee to share this train wreck with Rob. That's a wholesome sibling moment, there.

[@Doctor_Drama_Mama]

You should review The Little Mermaid 2 or 3

[@pony7653]

Alexzandrama Yes, please. “It’s Ursula’s crazy sister!!!”

[@FunFilmFare]

He already did for Disneycember

[@MrGleeiscool]

CJBolan he means for nostalgia critic

[@emilandersen2195]

Wait, there's a third? I have completely forgotten about that.

[@Rozdlc]

@@emilandersen2195 it's more of a prequel but yeah

[@medi0cre_pr0ducti0ns6]

Doug and rob top 10 afganime siblings

[@9TheMiddleMan9]

*Doug and rob top 10 Afghanime siblings

[@TheSilvergriffyn]

@8:35 I just noticed Chien Po doesn't even have a drawn face...

[@cauemoraes2496]

Thanks i hate it

[@Miya2306]

00:37 Chaplin 💕💕💕

[@vidvinecollage]

Can you review Dragon ball super broly movie one day ?

[@missxmarvel]

That was a good movie.

[@vidvinecollage]

@@missxmarvel tell me about it 😉

[@jasonpaulbaker1]

I like mushu... in the original 🤷‍♂️

[@SukiNoKoe]

I think he's great! He was needed because without him, the original movie would feel too heavy and serious, imho. Mulan's a freaking WAR movie where CHILDREN are murdered.

[@monsterjambrony]

SukiNoKoe Good point, I agree.

[@MadameTamma]

The first movie INTRODUCED us to Mulan as her getting ready for the match maker to arrange her a marriage. And she was really working hard to present herself well and felt really bad when she let everyone down and the match maker refused to arrange her a marriage

[@AZTrash]

Honestly is it just me or is "Afghanistan-imation" a way funnier name than "Afghanime" lmao? cause Rob has me dying !! lmao LOL

[@StefWriter]

Rob's commentary about Mushu is the best part of this. LOL

[@moviemaniac9034]

After the thunder rumbles, "THIS IS GOD. STOP WATCHING THIS AND PUT ON A BETTER MOVIE."

[@dnmstarsi]

"I MEAN, YOU'RE RE-WATCHING MULAN 2. WHY DO YOU NEED TO TORTURE YOURSELF AND YOUR BROTHER, DOUG WALKER?"

[@danh9790]

Rob telling Mushu to "Fuck Off" was glorious!

[@moxxiedemongamer3019]

to as someone who LOVED The first Mulan I really HATED Mulan 2

[@pony7653]

Pinkiepool gamerbrony28X Seriously. The more you love the first ones, the more you hate the mediocre to awful sequels.

[@alphadoughnut2651]

The only thing that could be worse than Mulan 2 is having a live action remake of the first Mulan movie Oh wait.

[@benjackson7872]

Who knows, maybe it’ll be good.

[@alphadoughnut2651]

Ben Jackson every other live action remake has been more bland than school cafeteria food

[@Enixon869]

Nah, see what makes this worse is knowing that in real history the Mongols actually do take over China, so Mulan just condemned millions of people to death, to top that level of bad the live action movie will have to be SO bad that it loops back around to being sort of impressive in a weird way.

[@pony7653]

The only thing worse than Disney remakes would be shot by shot remakes of the sequels.

[@northwindkey]

Funny thing is, we actually have a good live action Mulan movie. It was made in 2009. In China. And the funniest part? The actress Disney cast for the 2020 atrocity was a REJECTED choice for that 2009 film. Disney literally used the 2009 film's leftovers.

[@the-nina-beans88]

9:06 Behind the recording of this , Mulan’s voice actress was actually crying when recording that part.... Figured if you like to know that little fact

[@chasehedges6775]

That was probably where Ming Na Wen realized what a terrible movie she was in. She probably regrets this movie. BD Wong even more so. I'd be shocked if they were proud of making this movie.

[@101Draico]

I just find it funny that Kingdom Hearts 2 did a better Milan 2 than this. Spoiler details: So Mulan wanted to talk to the emperor to give Shang some time off due to being overworking as of late. Emperor is like no due to a giant dragon attacking. Later on the dragon attacks the emperors castle and mulan helps defeat it. Mulan asks again and the emperor is like no due to, you know, being Shang’s job but offers the compramise of giving her the same job to work with him. There, solved in like a couple of sentences, just take sora out and make that a movie

[@kyracopsy6075]

I thought that the actor of Mushu was Eddie Murphy. Boy I'm dumb😔😔

[@dnmstarsi]

Same but hey, he was convincing. Although, I'm surprised his replacement was a white dude.

[@kyracopsy6075]

@@dnmstarsi I know right

[@Golfman489]

Wait, that wasn't Eddie Murphy this entire time?

[@RamsTheNameCom]

@@dnmstarsi So? Phil Lemar (a black voice actor) voices Aquaman in the Injustice games. The best voice gets the role, race and gender doesn't matter in voice acting.

[@dnmstarsi]

@@RamsTheNameCom Dude, you seem to have misunderstood what I've said. It's just surprising to me that a white actor was able to mimic Eddie Murphy's mannerisms (in terms of Mushu) and fool some of us in certain ways.

[@Lauren_210]

After looking at the end credits and looking up Darrell Rooney’s name, I couldn’t believe that this is the same guy who directed Lion King 2 (a much better sequel than this!) 😱

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Well you can see the “follow your heart” crap in that one too

[@sarafontanini7051]

@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin it at least works i LIon King 2 as its tied to some other stuff and isn't JUST the main focus of the film

[@aguycalledjamal]

@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin he’s got ya there but at the same time I really think this is the worst Disney sequel ever so any decent Disney sequels would look just as good as the first and the shitty ones would look decent and it’s all thanks to the Romance of the movie which is also the main plot

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

@@sarafontanini7051 Kovu really wasn't a well-written character. Trained to be a deadly assassin with hate towards Simba and is won over in a few days by Kiara?

[@sarafontanini7051]

@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin the idea is that he has no real frame of reference for all the hatred, he's bascally just told 'simba's bad cause he killed scar who's super awesome' and once given actual reasons to not buy into that stuff (addmittedly yes mostly by being suddenly shipped with the first cute girl he met) he turns away from Zira's ideology. It's not perfect, but it's actually, you know, good overall.

[@rayanderson5797]

Lately I've been enjoying the First Viewings better than the proper review. Though the regular reviews are still good.

[@matheusmariani3108]

Historically, China did fall to the Mongols. Now we know how.

[@georgehutter339]

Mushu: "hello i will be your annoying jealous stalker for the duration of this meeting"

[@linkLoverAG]

"This dragon belongs nowhere in this story" Well at least Rob will find one redeeming factor about the live action Mulan..

[@ChristionGirl45]

I was hoping for a "First review!" These can be even better then the actual review!! 😄😄😄

[@bromodragone8405]

2:36 That's it, Fa Zhou, no more fortune cookies for you.

[@misseli1]

Ngl, Mulan's one of those movies I've seen saw before I had memory, one of those movies that is just ingrained in my brain, and I can't really explain exactly why I love it, I just do.

[@MetalHeadManic612]

Live action remakes of direct to DVD Disney sequels... Even Disney has standards. Or at least they used to.

[@strange_0ne535]

8:09 I'm gonna marry my heart!!

[@nad9493]

Now let's see you two sit through Belle's Magical World!

[@jackattacktron1000]

This is one of my favorite first viewings.

[@akcalo]

"...the animation was having a stroke!" Lmbo!😂😂😂😂

[@RetroCrunch]

I just realized your sitting on Philip Defranco's couch..

[@KanyeSouth26]

8:18 YES 2019 and still jokes about Avatar xD

[@gbassman5341]

LMFAO at Robs reaction, especially to Mushu

[@BugsyFoga]

Really crossing my fingers hoping that the remake turns out way better than this crap.

[@cyborgparrot1996]

It can't be much worse than this horrid sequel.

[@crashban4t.f.s.b783]

Nathaniel Foga I hope that they retcon this movie and make an all new Mulan 2 movie after the remake..

[@MisterBeagleton]

I know Disney remakes are notoriously bad, but I don't see how it could possibly be worse than this.

[@abthedragon4921]

Well, the remake came out and... Better or worse that this, it's still not good

[@kenabi]

at least with atlantis 2 it had the benefit of being a spliced together tv series attempt, so it made sense it was janky as hell and complete crap.

[@ztslovebird]

I hope you guys review Dark Crystal next week, since the new show drops tomorrow.

[@ferminmarkpousada1455]

10:00 me during the entire movie

[@therainbowyoshi817]

This comment will never be seen, but I was actually forced to watch this when I was younger and China actually isn’t doomed. When Mushu pretended to be the Golden Unity Dragon whatever, he said that the marriage of Mulan and Shang would secure the alliance. King Fatso tried to object but got hit by flamethrower so he shut up. It does go by reeeeeally fast though so it’s easy to miss. Hopefully someone out there gets informed by this, I suffered so you don’t have to

[@elsie8757]

Oh thank God. But yeah, still the movie's fault for making that line so easy to miss.

[@BLZ231]

Yeah, I vaguely remember that when I saw it years ago. So China isn’t doomed, instead the characters get a bullshit, consequence free happy ending. Realistically though, China would be doomed if this story actually happened, so I think Doug’s interpretation is still valid.

[@mttylerdurden9]

Guess Rob will be Happy to learn that there's no Mishu in the live action remake

[@olliesidaway]

5:30, I would never have thought they were Blackadder fans but I very much approve and appreciate this

[@kacievines2990]

0:36 - "I'm Chaplin!"

[@KatieCochran]

“I want to put my chopstick in your potsticker.” I lost it LOL

[@zacktobin8026]

Robb Stark watched Mulan II, and then thought marrying for love was ok.

[@lastairbenderdude7854]

Wait.. did I miss The Underworld First Viewing or something??

[@stefvanroey8191]

Ikr, waiting for that one

[@Rogue.Rainbow]

Waiting for ·Barneys great adventure ·Underworld

[@alanalves7649]

Maybe NC watched those a hundred of times already.

[@ThreadBomb]

Maybe the viewing just wasn't very entertaining.

[@Engineer433]

@@Rogue.Rainbow Ghostbusters 2 theirs another one to add

[@IdeaBox-dk5vj]

Doug's thoughts on Mulan II are basically the same as how I feel about Disney remaking Home Alone. Nearly. Word. For. Word.

[@awesomewolf6623]

Review: Alpha and Omega (2010) movie and the franchise movies with it

[@benjackson7872]

Review the Norm of the North sequels too.

[@whatistheairvelocityofaswa4456]

The...what?

[@soygato2722]

Don't.... Just don't.

[@bourne2crimson397]

Do... Just do.

[@soygato2722]

Evan White What in God's name is wrong with you?

[@coulterdittman]

3:35 I had to pause the video to laugh "F*ck you Jiminy Cricket" XD

[@BigBadCup]

When im trying to start my car but it stalls 3:05