My Husband and I React to YOUR Worst First Dates

[@ice_cream_edits123]

i like how we are all just third wheeling and smiling about it

[@Yyaya4330]

Yes

[@blair5913]

Yup

[@pabixiao]

Are they a actual couple?

[@Yyaya4330]

@@pabixiao idk :')

[@pabixiao]

@@Yyaya4330 oh..I just get to know them I thought their fans might knw.. Anyway thx

[@wisteria-princess]

I love how their editor just has his own little moments in Danny's videos. He's literally the star of the show. He's my fav.

[@OffbeatOutlaw]

Comment more funny things I should put in Arnie’s eyes.

[@JAi-dz7rc]

Cvck✨✨✨✨

[@naomis9225]

Spaghetti and breadbowl

[@your.localalleycat8544]

put uwu please

[@strawbrry.shotgun9607]

Samsung refrigerator, but the entire model title.

[@Just_me_Aaliyah7]

dannys papa

[@addybond4894]

Y’all’s are the epitome of gen z. All dirty jokes with sudden bursts of deep trauma and existential thoughts and then joking about said trauma and going back to dirty jokes

[@dvourr]

Yup XDDD

[@its_kerrie]

Their relationship is priceless. If I don’t have a relationship like this, I don’t want them-

[@amusedbug7289]

same 😭

[@theyeagerist2323]

im a bit confused is he really his husband tho or he just joking

[@sarah_s_v_4739]

@@theyeagerist2323 theyre joking:) they just take it very seriously lmao

[@theyeagerist2323]

@@sarah_s_v_4739 lmfao i thought so cuz i heard danny has a gf?

[@_n1ck0las_12]

@@theyeagerist2323 tbh I’m not sure because I’ve seen and heard stuff but Danny has never addressed it so I don’t know what to believe

[@chiarialvarez7630]

The fact that at 10:26 they said they were going to wear cat ears to a fancy restaurant and 4 months later they did ….. love the dedication

[@that_mf._chris5074]

14:06 Danny: “We’re normal people” Me: “Y’all some kinky mfs-“

[@aliana6810]

Lol 🤣

[@emiace5424]

so true 😭

[@haileyyanne2775]

Took u this long to notice 😂😂

[@mle24]

That is the funniest s*** I know

[@Azreal_The_Introverted_Demon]

Proceeds to be weird af

[@wanderingwitch6575]

This should really be titled "Danny and Arny come up with date ideas for themselves"

[@noorazad2293]

I never knew they was married

[@ラニャ-u7i]

@@noorazad2293they aren’t

[@SleepySheepy252]

@@ラニャ-u7i are they dating?

[@EStarEXE]

I would pay lots of money for a Danny and Arny podcast where they just talk about random shit every episode lol

[@mary__simone]

SAME. I'd pay big money for that.

[@ht8038]

I want to see them

[@Cheyenne_27]

I'd so pay for that

[@maciecall753]

same here lol

[@talcovington902]

Yes

[@ameliechampe2411]

"did they hit him?" "did they hit the priest?" "... i think it would be funny if they assaulted him" - arny, 2022

[@mary__simone]

Offbeat's side comments were killing me: "submissive AND breedable" "Damn. Y'all need therapy." "SMEGMA" "You have 12 pairs not 12 RIBS" "You needed to cheat in THEATRE SCHOOL?" 😂😂😂

[@leahlopez4243]

My fave parts of the video!!

[@rkiveappy]

Omg samee😂😂

[@AmySkribble]

Do people know what smegma is?? 😂🤣🤢🤮

[@mary__simone]

@@AmySkribble Let them keep their innocence 🤮😭🤣

[@Lunaxoxo3333]

What is smegma tho? Educate me 👀

[@crimsonwolf9490]

My pagan group used to set up a booth around valentine's every year to sell some spell bags and do tarot. The "bitch be gone" spray and bags sold out so fast it was astounding 😂

[@cailin_renee]

BEST DATE FOR OUR CHEEKBONE KINGS: - cat ears to dinner - hook up at movie - boxing and break rib - propose w nose ring

[@shinaeyoo7422]

I know right Arnys cheekbones are beautiful. 💖💖💖

[@Guest-vy2vc]

You forgot the meat museum haha 😂

[@x_2swag2]

I’m so sorry “Cat ears to dinner“ looks like “eat cats for dinner” 💀

[@yellowlaffytaffy]

You forgot to add they both shit themselves 😂

[@Danielle_2580]

+ Star Wars Marathon

[@ShadzeriosFIN]

At 32:00 I NEVER SAW STAR WARS. None of it-- and when my British boyfriend found out he lost his mind. He sat me down and we proceeded to watch the entirety of Star Wars: every movie, every series in a timeline order from the very beginning to the 'present time' of the series. I have watched Anime marathons before: InuYasha in 1 month and finished the entirety of Bleach in 3 months. We finished Star Wars marathon just under 10 months. May the force be with you!

[@-Kimimela666]

DUDE I LOVED INUYASHA it was my favorite thing in the world as a kid 😭🙏 I’ve never met anyone one who knew of its existence before- Also that’s super sweet! 🤍 I have yet to watch Star Wars but I have friends who are crazy about it so if I don’t I think they’ll send an assassin after me 💀 lmao-

[@whenwasitaken-5825]

“Why would u hook up in the movies?? Theres cameras there!” Arny: THATS THE WHOLE POINT!

[@lurklingX]

"it's only funny the first time" "stay away from my eyes" LONNNNNNG LONGGG MAAAAAN. hahaa. i agree, it is funny every time.

[@yvumekii444]

BRO YALL NEVER FAIL TO MAKE ME SMILE

[@tkk3301]

3:43 “and you wanted bagels” “YAHHHHHHHH”

[@stxpid_nayeli7547]

The way Arny said, "We aren't doing this shit Danny" is just- 😭

[@Bonny_A_Therian]

Danny and Arny: spewing out the most toe curling, feet kicking, back flipping, life changing, mental breakdown causing, anxiety inducing, depressed shit 5 seconds later: *Danny and Arny completely move on like nothing EVER happened*

[@njerilovee4765]

this was 15% reacting to dates and 85% adhd content. we have been blessed😭 also offbeats commentary is top tier💀💀

[@madandlola2955]

I dated this guy for like a week and he dumped me for Jesus, he called and said “Hey Maddie I don’t think we should be together anymore, it’s not what god wants”

[@mysocksarewet]

He w a n t s Jesus 😏

[@mariahkick5216]

I genuinely love y’all’s friendship. Even parts where you guys kept getting off topic but it turns into something new you learn or something deep. The relationship that i thrive to have in the future. BTW Love the video!

[@mars_r0v3r]

*danny, down on one knee holding a nose ring* arny…will you be my emo girl..? *arny, crying* …yes ! *emo girl starts playing*

[@ishynej]

I almost forgot how entertaining and agreeable Danny can be. I guess I missed him and didn't even know it.

[@ashtongray4325]

Istg I thought you wrote breedable. Offbeat has ruined me.

[@ishynej]

@@ashtongray4325 Lmaooo

[@itzystreamingplaylistsonch5471]

Same any words that start with br and I don't have my glasses on I read as breedable 😭. Get in we're going to therapy

[@sallylu2248]

@@ashtongray4325 same

[@RubitheRacoon]

I want these twos relationship immediately. Like seriously I want a friend that I can just openly flirt with just for the fun of it (or more???)

[@theserialshipperofficial]

pretty sure they're married

[@bunnygirl2813]

Danny: I like Arnie Arnie: No we're not doing this shit today Danny

[@faithreece5253]

I love the editors commentary. Hes everyones favorite now 😂❤

[@_birlap_938]

There friendship is literal ✨ Gold ✨

[@AL-df3cd]

I know there friendship/bromance is just 👌✨✨✨

[@Closetgremlin86]

Marrige*

[@ICECREAM.86]

Are they actually married? Or just best friends?

[@acoustic954]

Yep me want to know too

[@freaxeye2493]

I'm so confused rn

[@beaglesforlife3361]

I love them just planning dates from the story’s they’ve been sent it’s just funny

[@tess8691]

its rare that i enjoy just talking content like this, but idk the energy of this video was just so good. so chill, it was really nice :) you two together are like wholesome if wholesome included a lot of sexual jokes lmaoo

[@govre_]

Danny: 'go get food, get water' Also danny: *holds a knife in one hand and a gun in the other*

[@stupid4parx_]

I'm in the same situation as Danny was with the strict parents, and it always sucks when I can't keep a friendship with people (let alone start a relationship) because they think I'm just avoiding them.

[@karlachavez4076]

I feel you, I lost so many friends because they thought I was making the shit up 😭😭 Like I ended up using my phone at night and got caught, never saw my phone until 3-4 months later, when I got it back, I had so many missed messages and calls from my bestfriend, I apologized but when I went back to school 💀💀 she never spoke to me again I’m almost 20 and like I have more freedom with my phone but like 🤡🤡 it’s still pretty bad

[@Queenofsarcasm]

@@karlachavez4076even when your over 20??? O m l, I’m biding my time until I am 18 like my siblings did so I can just say you have no say anymore I’m an adult. And yes I’m planning on supporting myself and getting an apartment and stuff so it’s not like they will still be paying my phone bill or anything like that they can hold over my head.

[@limalicious]

My worst one was a guy on campus asked me out, and he was aggressive and demanding, so when I went to the bathroom, I paid my half of the bill in advance. When I came back, he blew up at me for paying for my own food because he was going to do it, and I still "owed" him for intending to pay for it. We were just barely off campus (restaurant at the rear side of one building), so when the manager called the cops, both city police and campus police showed up. I had to be escorted to and from classes on campus for MONTHS afterward.

[@your.localalleycat8544]

Arnie: I've barley seen the Star Wars movies Danny, Voice goes lower, stares into Arnie's soul: We are gonna change that.

[@4HS3RR]

His editor is a comedian and I’m here for it

[@jeniferbeauchamp2252]

My first worst date was him telling me I wasn't good enough. And I cried

[@vanessanessa1816]

okayyyy, so i'm going to need his name, address, ssn, mother and father's maiden/surname, name of his first pet, list of siblings, and his least preferred death method. OH, and maybe a getaway car if suppliable.

[@shinsouhitoshi6544]

@@vanessanessa1816 Can I come with you?

[@jeniferbeauchamp2252]

Umm.

[@fletch1361]

@@vanessanessa1816 I’m coming too

[@ishitapant327]

@@vanessanessa1816 I'm joining you

[@Meipmeep]

I had been chatting with a guy online for 6 months and he finally drove up to “hangout “…. He took one look at me and turned around and left. The next day in our chat room he was telling everyone that I was too fat to look good in a bodice….the entire group got so angry that 3 men actually wanted to fight him in full plate armor at a a medieval fair……. I just want to say that I looked fantastic in my corset…..

[@Meipmeep]

I also went on a date with a guy who got a phone call that his ex girlfriend dropped his engine he was storing at he house… she dropped it through his windshield…. Her brothers are good at moving things. Lol!

[@gabrielapetrilli9852]

Love that 3 other men wanted to fight that guy for you. ❤😂 and I bet you looked amazing in the corset 😊

[@emmajohnson5826]

The editor’s comments through out the video were so funny 🤣.

[@stargalacirose9133]

OMG 😱😂 I wasn’t expecting you guys to see my reply let alone react to it 😂 but that being said I’m glad we’re on the same page 😂 That date sucked and I wanted to run away 😂🏃‍♀️

[@your.localalleycat8544]

Danny: What's your favorite Hook-up spot? Arnie: There's SO MANY. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Edit: Thank you people who liked!!!!!! I had no idea this would get so many likes!

[@xjupiterchanx]

You guys need to make a podcast! I would totally listen to all the episodes cuz you guys have great conversations ^^

[@condensedmilk9289]

Danny and Arny need their own podcast 😂😂😂

[@Thecollector-hg8ut]

Fr fr

[@Borderline_Feral]

YES.

[@cheese-or-sneeze]

I was driving him home after a movie date. The actual date was good. I got pulled over, because my headlights weren't on, apparently. First date, first time getting pulled over. Still together ❤

[@ilovesongmingi]

after our first date, i was 15, he started talking about having kids and getting married...i had already told him that i don't want kids...

[@jspice9929]

I rather swallow

[@cassgray9340]

The fucking resignation in Danny’s voice when he said Applebees had passable sliders 😭😭 29:41

[@hazzaskiwi7871]

you guys always brighten my day, literally no fail every. single. time.

[@OsamuDazai3744]

287 likes but no replies let me fix that ✨

[@-rhoap-]

301 likes and 1 reply, let me fix that

[@fukuroumatara6439]

25:43 THAT REMINDED ME OF THE TIME MY DAD LAUGHED SO HARD HE SPIT WATER ALL OVER HIS BOSS

[@joanahlarkin2116]

My worst first date was I went out to get coffee with a guy from Tinder, and my mom called and chewed me out about how dangerous boys from Tinder are. She was so loud the date could hear and immediately took me back home, date lasted a total of 10 minutes and I never heard from him again, and tbh I don't blame him 😂

[@rejects_forever]

I feel like Danny and Arnie are the kind of people to legitimately get married and still act like they're just jokingly in a relationship lol

[@grumpydonduck1481]

i just love their friendship, content, them and them being the chaotic twins we all love. ps. offbeat thanks for that wonderful edit of Arny's eyes at the beginning. 🖤❤💙

[@UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist-]

19:10 love seeing the viola representation 🫶🏻 (I play bass)

[@azraelfish]

My first date, she nearly threw me off the hiking trail we were on

[@SassyLass]

HA! I've never had a first date- (*internally screaming*) Every time I see you two together, I know it's gonna be a good time! Y'all's friendship is super fun!

[@allyson.l]

Arny and Danny are just Chaos

[@yvumekii444]

and i like it

[@yvumekii444]

WAIT WHAT I SAID SOUNDED WEIRD

[@The_Gingersnap]

Dude this is great but I can not get past Arny looking like my mental version of Nico Di Angelo from Percy Jackson.

[@njerilovee4765]

40 MINUTES OF HUSBANDS THIS IS GONNA BE AMAZING

[@Nana_0707__]

Danny talking about strict parents and how his parents were on him about going out and curfew man so relatable 🥲

[@leah5903]

He stood me up on our first date, I gave him a second chance and on our second date he made me watch the entire series of the inbetweeners just to prove to me that there are shittier men that exist. Dunno if this helps but I'm from England, the inbetweeners is a British show.

[@halosclover4824]

Well he must have found a way to be way worse

[@dantastic29]

Honestly speaking, the times where Danny and Arnie are just goofing off and having those conversations feel calming and nice to see. I hope this doesnt seem weird, but yeah this level of relaxation with someone seems wonderful to me

[@ricki310]

my first date forgot to meet me for dinner because he was having dinner at his place. the next day he asked me if he should ask out a girl we both know. good times.

[@SakiAmiii]

I’m deadass just so happy watching y’all interact. Like. Your conversations are so full of genuinely wanting to talk to each other and it’s fucking adorable. Also I’m actually having a hard time telling if you guys are memeing about being together or if you’re actually together, but either way I’m here for it.

[@kaypaige7126]

I haven't loved a social media duo so much since Dan and Phil

[@H3llo_Fr1ends]

this is a relationship we all want but rarely get

[@ooblegoo4142]

she took me to the grocery store. we’re both broke af so we just walked around for a while and then left

[@navia_png6939]

I see nothing wrong with this other than there was no food

[@rubyparkman2289]

that’s actually a cute date if you have stuff the talk about

[@cloerouch7002]

Guys, your perspective on romantic relationships really warmed my heart 💜 I needed it so much, thanks 😭

[@alec1267]

I sent this as a response to your insta story, but their mom was picking us up to go to their house bc i was sleeping over (we dated for a week, very impulsive relationship, was not healthy for either of us) and we stopped to get food and that was the only date we had. With their mom. It was very awkward. On another note, I ate half my weight in sushi today and chugged like 5 cups of water at work so I am well fed and hydrated

[@azalea._ox]

The Cathuwu cam cut, and Danny doing the “hi Arny. Hi Arny. I really like Arny, had me sobbing

[@casperfoxx7069]

THE JEWISH JOKE WAS SO OUTTA POCKET AND UNEXPECTED IM SOBBING

[@XpIMBOREDXP]

"if shes watching this, F#CK YOU STILL" #staymad energy, I respect it

[@Hailsbails72]

OH YESSSSSSS I LOVE YOUR GUYS CONTENT LITERALLY THE BEST NEVER FAIL TO MAKE ME LAUGH

[@alligrace4920]

Dany is literally the only person who makes me feel safe through a video

[@smorse555]

The best 37 minutes and 54 seconds of my life! Arny and Danny fuel each other’s craziness and I love every second of it! The high pitched scream at the end pulled everything together 😂

[@ChaosPotatoe]

My first date: *data was not found* My first kiss: *nonexistent* My life: *never had one*

[@khaylalara90]

The beginning omg it’s everything. The editor is not staying away from arny eyes

[@luvmaggots4644]

i remember my very first date ever, it was supposed to be a double date to the movies and i got stood up and ended up having to third wheel with my friend and their boyfriend, I actually enjoyed the movie while they made out the whole time :')

[@v1xz3n_]

my first date was when i was 13 and i went roller skating with this dude and he ended up falling on someone's roller skate and his head got busted and i had to call an ambulance.....it was traumatic.

[@sniper_fox47]

Omg wow 😶😶😶

[@lillipadgoddess1381]

Not me wearing headphones thinking the scream wasn’t gonna be that loud

[@_reyna_love_]

I kinda wanna go on a date with Arny to fight over who pays because that sounds hilariously fun. Noted IHOP is the highest of values to Danny.

[@Thunderboi7447]

"why are you at an applebees?!" arny knows whats up

[@luna892]

My worst first date was them telling me at the end of the night that I will never get a boyfriend but that he would be willing to put up with me.

[@amforever66]

the ADHD energy is powerful and i'm absolutely adoring it

[@_chammon__]

the sass from offbeat, i'm living for it 🤣

[@alex.adamski]

Danny has a point. I always am friends with people I date before I date them.

[@cactusbanana5492]

Yeah. My first EVER date was on Valentine's Day. I was really excited and it was planned a week before hand. The day came, me and my foster sister went to our best friends house so they could help me get ready. I reached out to him 5 times. I was supposed to get picked up at 4:00-4:30. He fell asleep, forgot and didn't respond till about 5:45. 15 minutes before I had to be taken home. Mind you, he lived in a different county then me so he was about a 15-20 minute drive to where I was. My foster mom knew what was going on. So she took my sister home and let me stay so that my best friend and her dad could take me out to dinner. He apologized, but I was and still am too heart broken to say anything to him.

[@cactusbanana5492]

@l c fr! I was so close to crying. I posted on my story how excited I was and everything! Then I had to explain to my big brother that I got stood up. And he told me he was gonna fly to Florida (he lives in West Virginia) and I had to tell him that I was fine, when I deadass wanted to die in a hole💀

[@chuggins7022]

The story about the strict parents made me remember that in high school i wasn't allowed to learn how to drive (my parents said i didn't need to know how to drive because i didn't need to go anywhere without them) so I had to ask my mom to drive my boyfriend home from a date. This was my senior year, I was like a month away from turning 18 and the fact that we got into the back seat of my moms car and sat there silently scared to even look at each other was so embarrassing. We only went on dates within walking distance of the school from that point on.

[@chuggins7022]

I'm literally about to graduate college and still embarrassed by this story

[@becachevra2245]

Halfway through the video the editor was done with their bullshit lol and this video is almost 40 min bc they kept getting sidetracked but i loved it so much, i love dong it, like just talkinng and discussing random things. Can't wait for more!!

[@angelnylund6281]

I thought I had strict parents but I learned in college that they were just smart. Like they would say that I didn’t give them “enough notice beforehand” but in actuality they knew those “friends” were not good people but they also knew I was too immature and naive to understand that even if they did explain. Though I will admit that those who picked on me for having “strict parents” were offended of my own opinion. I’m more grateful for my parents now but sadly only after I had been talking behind their back for years. :’)

[@mortytheshorty7578]

Idk, but Arny's worst dates made me sad. This girl reminded me of my exes, that made me pay for their stuff and buy them stuff all the time. I have no problem with it, if it goes both sides. Like, man, if we would go out, I would pay for myself and if you would ask me nicely, I would pay for ya too and then we can switch it up next time. Like this way it's fair. But it's not cool when one person is paying all the time

[@girlwnojob5499]

the strict parents part is so true, and i say it in the perspective of an eldest child who has had strict parents since BIRTH

[@LadyKady]

this is just danny and arnie getting amazing date ideas and i love it

[@islabuck121]

this is why dating is easier in school. You can find people you like and your first date will be Monday break time when you talk about what made you two friends then lovers in the first place. If you really care about it, then school relationships can last a lot longer.

[@1luvn1ki]

Arny's "hello everybody" lmaoooo😭🤣

[@HVeeMusic]

My girlfriend and I went on our first date to Costa. It was nice sitting in having a drink and chilling. The down side was that my mum refuses to let me go outside without my sibling (she didn't know and still doesn't know about my girlfriend) so I just felt so bad that they had to do their own shit while I was on a date. Well anyway, thought the date went well and my friends discuss when our next date will be and how it went. My girlfriend then says "It doesn't really count though, it's not a proper date." Keep in mind, at the time I didn't have a lot of money left and felt guilty asking people to buy things for me, not just that but I was so excited and even dressed up to see her, so when she said that I died. I physically just died. Note: I'm not offended by my girlfriend, in fact, I kinda agree with her. I love her so much and we have been dating for seven months now! Hi Cora! P U E B E S

[@aishakhan4114]

I want a friendship like these two❤️️

[@ambisanders9840]

They mentioned the Jujutsu Kaisen movie and I nearly screamed lol. I’m SO excited for it and plan on going to see it with friends on the 18th when it comes out!

[@theredrose4294]

"LOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN~" definitely a laugh that i needed

[@MISsgIRl_.]

14:56-15:28 is just arny and Danny being masochists😂

[@Jenna-ty8st]

Danny makes me happy he's so adorable

[@hannah_8.11]

He said it's 11:17 at night. Right now, it's 11:20 pm. here and I didn't know that. 😂😂