Not me thinking my lives fuc**d and then finding you and saying at least my life ain’t like this 😅
@dorkbait2 ай бұрын
LMAOO welcome
@GothicPinecone666Ай бұрын
DUDE FRRR
@victoriousbooks2 ай бұрын
Sweet Grandma Hugs for Jesse and anyone else who didn't have a truly safe adult growing up And anyone else who needs one
@victoriousbooks2 ай бұрын
I didn't realize you were going to talk about your grandma in this video when I typed my original comment. I just wanted to shower everyone with some love. RIP Jesse's grandma and grandma cookies they come with so much love 😁
@I_love_amphibia2 ай бұрын
" My pronouns are he him my HAIR "
@MuddyPawz6132 ай бұрын
Oop-
@gemsthekitten40692 ай бұрын
I remember the Polly Pocket Hip Cruze Ship. I wanted a Game Boy that Christmas but I got the Cruze Ship. I loved playing with it but my older sister got the Game Boi! I do miss playing with Polly Pocket and Littlest Pet Shops. Good time.
@KhloeAliceAngel2 ай бұрын
I swear every title has made my jaw drop.
@LeleOoLovely2 ай бұрын
Life when Jesse posts: 🪽😇👼✨💖🤍🎇
@BeeBea_232 ай бұрын
Fr
@asarishepard81712 ай бұрын
You poor kid 😂 though polly pocket was dope, my king 😂
@dorkbait2 ай бұрын
polly pocket IS still dope
@asarishepard81712 ай бұрын
@@dorkbait sure is lol
@Em_Elizabeth2 ай бұрын
Dressing those dolls up was so fun
@MuddyPawz6132 ай бұрын
True!
@Wallchild122 ай бұрын
I lost track of how many times I’ve watched your videos on repeat 😅
@dorkbait2 ай бұрын
that’s so sweet. omg i need to make them longer so you don’t hear the same thing so much xD
@Hugz_N_sc4rzzz0_o2 ай бұрын
I'm really happy that you posted, since i've been sick for almost a week and i'm really just sad and bored, so i'm happy that I have something to watch/listen to!
@dorkbait2 ай бұрын
it’s been a hard week for me too. i almost didn’t get a video out. 💛
@Leah-j7j2 ай бұрын
@@dorkbaityea same
@Leah-j7j2 ай бұрын
I hope you feel better soon buddy
@Hugz_N_sc4rzzz0_o2 ай бұрын
@@Leah-j7j Thanks! I hope you have a great time!
@Leah-j7j2 ай бұрын
@@Hugz_N_sc4rzzz0_o np you to
@MichealMechanical2 ай бұрын
“My pronouns are he/him they’re in my _hair_ !!!”
@TheSims2Addict2 ай бұрын
That mirror made me giggle like a literal serial killer 😭
@SnoFitzroy2 ай бұрын
"Why am I glowing" Because you're a king? 👑
@Joedirt33492 ай бұрын
The King rizzing us up! Also..shut up meg! Lol Coke Zero is GOAT soda
@madokaislovemadokaislife2 ай бұрын
i wish you had a better life, youre a great person and didnt deserve it.
@youraveragetaurus26382 ай бұрын
Hey Jesse! Love your vods especially on the way back from XC
@dorkbait2 ай бұрын
i need to do another real long one!! maybe this week i will film early so i have time to edit.
@Lee_knows_what2 ай бұрын
6 minutes ago is crazyyyyyy! I can’t believe that I’m here so early! These videos are the reason I get through the week. Thank you so much for making them!
@cady96272 ай бұрын
The eyes giving GOJO!!! 🤣
@HensleeHedstrom-s5x2 ай бұрын
YIPPIE JESS HAS POSTED MY KING BOW ❤(Your my fav KZbinr
@Joel-nu1ed2 ай бұрын
8:15 Stuck on a roller coaster can’t get off this ride
@I.heart.junhan2 ай бұрын
Love you Jesse 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
@dorkbait2 ай бұрын
💛💛💛💛
@lss742 ай бұрын
Coca Cola in glass bottles.... just hits different Mmmmm ❤❤❤❤
@crazymusicchick2 ай бұрын
Yes the best way to drink a coke
@LeavesofLilac2 ай бұрын
Re: lighting. I don't mind the 1st way at all, but I do think the 2nd where you dimmed it a bit is more flattering. Another way to soften lighting is to diffuse it (you may already). If you don't want to buy a whole new lamp/softbox, white paper lanterns can be very affordable on Amazon, and if placed over the light, it can make a great diffuser. Part of that is because the larger (and closer) the light source, the less harsh. I love filming with paper lanterns. I would go on but don't want to bug you with unsolicited advice you may already know lol.
@eveismeme2 ай бұрын
Pepsis the worst, Dr Peppers next, and Coca Cola is the treasure chest.
@ADotEnby2 ай бұрын
broo your eyes are so blue! They look like a beautiful sunny sky!!
@gigachad861812 ай бұрын
haii jess! also grandma cookies are the best things in existance
@HideousRat2 ай бұрын
I love these videos they really make me appreciate how my life is so far other than some of my trauma
@thelabservicedogiyt2 ай бұрын
can i ask for some advice jesse? im so worried that ill never be able to get away from my mother. when im 18 and try to get out, im worried she’ll try to love bomb me. she’s gonna tell me how much of an amazing mother she is: when in reality, she’s just like your mom im scared ill never get away from her. can you help me with that?
@AkiraDraws1242 ай бұрын
I don’t know if someone’s commented this already but the glowing in your skin reflecting the ring light. More if you want Your skin reflects light naturally that combine with bounce light can make your skin look reflective or glowing. If it bothers you there’s probably skincare or makeup to have a more matte look.
@Microman4ever2 ай бұрын
YEAH A FELLOW COLA LOVER
@CRITICALINSANESTUNTER2 ай бұрын
I don't care what soda I get Ill drink anything for my sweet tooth
@foxfiregamesandstories80822 ай бұрын
I don't get how people don't think you're a boy.. cause when i first came to this channel I thought you were a boy just by looking at you without knowing you're pronouns 1:16
@ElizabethLittlebird2 ай бұрын
2:03 I thought you met the drug for a second-
@ZeBurgerWasTaken2 ай бұрын
Jess!!!!!! Thank you for the vid im mentally dying so this helps ✌️
@risuwolf2 ай бұрын
This is the first time I've actually seen one of your videos on the day it came out. Whenever you'd say, "Did this come out on Friday at 3 or Saturday at noon?" I was always like, "I don't know, I didn't get notified until sunday at like 4!" Lol
@cameronguzman-keller4772 ай бұрын
The GOAT has posted!💪🏼🙌🏼
@cameronguzman-keller4772 ай бұрын
Also this reminded of how my parents would say super inappropriate stuff about each other to me and my brother, things that shouldn’t have been talked about between an adult to their kid. My dad was especially bad about it and would talk shit about my mom whenever they were fighting. Which happened all the time lmao. Like, maybe don’t get your kids involved in your marital problems? Tf?
@LeavesofLilac2 ай бұрын
Yay, excited to watch! 😊 I love your style of storytelling. (Don't love the trauma of course lol)
@Butterfly_Gold2 ай бұрын
Ngl I would have done it too for a Polly pocket
@dorkbait2 ай бұрын
it was worth it but also not worth it
@EnneoLeo2 ай бұрын
im early! youve genuinely been a really big inspiration for me jesse!!
@crazymusicchick2 ай бұрын
My favourite soda is vanilla coke, im Australian and call soda soft drinks (coz they arent hard drinks aka alcohol lol )
@Not_existent.2 ай бұрын
I love your videos so muchhh 🫶🏼🫶🏼 Sorry about your life tho 😮💨😔
@SillyLittleEarthling2 ай бұрын
Im a maximalist to my core and YOUR SHELD I SO COOL!!! I LOVE IT SM XD
@ana.wordswordswords2 ай бұрын
watching this with a fever draped in my south park blanket, drinking like 6 bottles of water💪🏻 also Ugghhh your mom scamming Grandma reminds me so much of my stupid aunt who would take money from my now-late Grandpa so she could get pills even though he was literally TAKING CARE OF HER KIDS 24/7. AND HIS HOUSE WAS THERES. he was a wonderful man, and those girls (my cousins) only wanted to stay at his house because my aunt was always dating a new abusive man of the week :(
@TrainWreckInTheOcean2 ай бұрын
My poor dude, he js wanted a dang Polly pocket 😭
@xorensi2 ай бұрын
I love my weekly jesse story times!! fellow trans man btw WOOHOO!
@DAHLSUCKSS2 ай бұрын
FINALLY have time to watch this ilysm (in a through the internet, ur cool way)
@gemsthekitten40692 ай бұрын
Dude I agree with your soda choices. It would be funny if your mom likes Pepsi because my mom does and she wasn't the greatest person either.
@lukaisdumb25nico82 ай бұрын
I was doing the work earlier and I was literally just waiting for this video to come out because it’s the best thing to listen to when I’m doing some sort of activity that requires strength. Also, you don’t have to answer if you don’t want to, but what’s your sexuality?
@Jordan-i9v2 ай бұрын
Love your vids💓
@Lunestica2 ай бұрын
OH MY GOD THE KING POSTED LETS GOOO love your vids man, keep it up. Your stories give me satisfaction that's hard to describe. Like finding the wildest reddit stories ever. P.s. IVE BEEN COMMENTING FOR WEEKS NOW ANSWER ME 😡 (jk)
@Hislovey162 ай бұрын
I LOVE YOU JESSE I WANNA BUY YOU THE TRANSLATION BUT IM BROKE ASF
@Soda-paws2 ай бұрын
YESS I AGREE COKE IS THE BEST!
@breakingboardrooms17782 ай бұрын
Holding onto someone's face??? Uhhh! That was skeevy for your mom to tell you to do that. You touch someone's face if you're lake, dating them level intimate with them, maybe.
@johntylerbrowning43312 ай бұрын
I guess I'm insane because I love Pepsi 😅
@Elodie-xi3pp2 ай бұрын
He said I look like Jesus me: Jessus Also Coke forever
@Samandjackson2 ай бұрын
The if you like Pepsi your insane me loving cherry pepsi with my entire heart
@MuddyPawz6132 ай бұрын
1:30 you look like a siren, or a merman-
@selaazib2 ай бұрын
Thank you for sharing your stories with us🥹
@I.heart.junhan2 ай бұрын
Crazy…
@raelogan2 ай бұрын
Coca Cola and Dr. Pepper are great colas, but what about RC? 🥺
@BRUH-jh6ep2 ай бұрын
Wow, im early this time! Love the top
@dorkbait2 ай бұрын
thank you! i stole it from my ex ✨🕺🏼
@BRUH-jh6epАй бұрын
@dorkbait that is ICONIC
@MoldyCheese-t4h2 ай бұрын
I feel like the oranger one is cooler :3 but also you dropped this:🧸 OH ITS NOT YOuRs? Well then keep it :3 it is now :D
@katiebledsoe60712 ай бұрын
First!!!!!!! Also I love your videos🩵🩵🩵🩵
@dorkbait2 ай бұрын
Yay! Thank you!
@IM_GETTING_TIREDD2 ай бұрын
FINALLY IM HERE EARLY!
@dorkbait2 ай бұрын
EARLY GANGGGG YAHHHH
@Kiwi-mp6uf2 ай бұрын
That’s crazy
@FrozenLynx112 ай бұрын
You’re new hair makes you look so masc
@VarinytАй бұрын
Hey, I love Coca-Cola as much as the next guy, but I cannot deal with that Dr Pepper shade. If you wanna go to war, we can go to war. I do agree though Pepsi is trash.
@SplatterShape2 ай бұрын
Bro every time I see your stories I always go like I keep forgetting they are a girl😭✋ Since ur trans you do a great job at not looking feminine lol I support trans 🏳️⚧️ :3
@madisonclark2242 ай бұрын
It's not correct to refer to an FTM trans person as a "girl." You could just say that he passes well or that he looks cis.
@tazboi442 ай бұрын
i love coke, i own a sweatshirt of it (only merch ive ever bought)
@thepianoplayerkid47262 ай бұрын
8:35 the video glitches out a little.
@dorkbait2 ай бұрын
that’s bc it glitches before i hit it every time
@thepianoplayerkid47262 ай бұрын
@@dorkbait Oh ok then. 👍🫶
@risuwolf2 ай бұрын
@dorkbait it knows what's coming
@Nico124-j7m2 ай бұрын
Ok is 11 30 and i have to get up a 6 for school but that can wait
@PiperPersenaire2 ай бұрын
It doesn’t really look like it worked in her favor anyway 😅
@vll3yyАй бұрын
i like coke and pepsi, and i think people who like dr pepper are crazy so i think we're even 😭 this is insanely off topic
@calicokittysnowy2 ай бұрын
Jesse I’m a roly big fan I’m 11 and I really want to get a notice hiii!
@Eclipseunderthestars2 ай бұрын
I don’t like any soda do I count
@dorkbait2 ай бұрын
of course ✨
@Eclipseunderthestars2 ай бұрын
@@dorkbait love your videos by the way been watching you for a long time I’m so sorry that happened to you you didn’t deserve it your amazing!
@bryfry12 ай бұрын
another (satur)day another Jesse dean video
@HannahRose199602 ай бұрын
I like the strawberries and cream dr pepper lol coke is ok an i occasionally like pepsi so i guess im crazy lol
@Randompersononttheinternet2 ай бұрын
I’m sorry I’m late I’m so late but don’t forget to drink water eat and sleep and take your meds if you have any
@Leah-j7j2 ай бұрын
Hey are you ok with edits
@dorkbait2 ай бұрын
i don’t mind them!
@Leah-j7j2 ай бұрын
@@dorkbaitok thx you
@Dawson7232 ай бұрын
Does he respond to the comments
@dorkbait2 ай бұрын
he does!!!
@Dawson7232 ай бұрын
@@dorkbait I love your content
@Kirishima-simp2 ай бұрын
personally I like Dr. Pepper better but it makes me feel shitty so I have to put it at where you put Pepsi
@cjstarz35692 ай бұрын
Jesse... Jes...Jesus.... it was meant to be.
@Cheezits.are.beatiful2 ай бұрын
JESSE You have brought me back to my Heather's obsession (with your account name) jesse dean-jason dean (I'm sorry......)
@Jazzy_life_142 ай бұрын
Yayyyy
@Problematic79302 ай бұрын
Hella early bro
@lhsebi102 ай бұрын
what about sprite?
@dorkbait2 ай бұрын
nooooo
@lhsebi102 ай бұрын
@@dorkbait :(
@SillyWolfGuy2 ай бұрын
Hey Jess, what do your tattoos mean for you?
@DestinyHope-jz9fw2 ай бұрын
HI JESS
@dorkbait2 ай бұрын
HI DESTINYYY, I HOPE YOU HAD/HAVE A GREAT WEEK!!!
@dino_nerdd2 ай бұрын
HI HI
@SecretIsMine2 ай бұрын
Do u have ADHD? I have ADHD and how easyyyy you get distracted might be a sing of ADHD. Lol.😅
@IAmNotNormal182 ай бұрын
Sup
@lukaisdumb25nico82 ай бұрын
First
@Wallchild122 ай бұрын
👍🏻
@BeeBea_232 ай бұрын
I LOVE YOUR PFPPPP!! ✨✨✨
@lukaisdumb25nico82 ай бұрын
@@BeeBea_23 THANK YOUUUU ITS NICO AND WILL FROM THE PERCY JACKSON SERIES