My Puerto Rican Family | SPESHY WESHY

[@chrisdcomedy]

I'M COMING TO YOUR CITY BABE! CHRISDCOMEDY.COM FOR TICKYS!!!!

[@AllGasNoBrakesKindaGirl]

Austin Texas? Where u at?!

[@Linda235-z1b]

Come to Puerto Rico 🇵🇷

[@unknown5150variable]

​​@@Linda235-z1b is that a threat? 😊 threat of a good time in Puerto Rico

[@carmenperez8631]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sci-Fri]

The one way I knew he wasn’t BSing about having a Puerto Rican wife was “Coquito”! WEPA!!! 🇵🇷

[@Viper-g6g]

As soon as he said, “my wife is Puerto Rican” me as a Puerto Rican said “my heart goes out to you” 😂

[@johnnino2755]

😂😂❤

[@bigpapi7471]

My Puerto Rican girl friend finds my password even if I write it in Chinese

[@Soltice-ty2nf]

😂😂😂

[@carmenperez8631]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@trkrla5113]

3:44 'They're making plantanos' Verdes or amarillos? 🤣🤣😂

[@burtreynolds8030]

Nobody knows how to use a voice crack like Chrissy chaos

[@snesleywipessqueegeeservices]

And nobody knows how to use the vice crack like Hunt@ B1den!

[@Ddal0ceano]

I think he had laryngitis.

[@ozymandiasprometheus1926]

His voice always cracks its steroids

[@javier77th]

As a proud Puerto Rican, I approve this message, LMFAOOOOOO.

[@CKNICKERBOCKERS]

Puerto Rican Power!!!

[@biggalaxy9102]

I just sent this video to all my Puerto Rican family members & half white & half Puerto Rican friend's, especially from Brooklyn. Hilarious! Hahaha

[@gatogris5010]

Puerto ricans are white, black and other colors. Because it's an ethnic group, not a race.

[@gnlilu6972]

As a 💯 Puertorican lady 🇵🇷 I confirm that this is correct. I'm worser than the FBI and CIA combined. Those agencies ain't got nothing on my investigation skills!

[@alexmendez1553]

🫡you a real one Bori🇵🇷👸🏽💪🏾

[@MariaPerez-wz7gp]

Right there with you Sister. I could see a bull shit artist immediately. An attorney told me I should work for the FBI or CIA, because I was a great fact finder. 🇵🇷Power

[@marriselv4784]

Facts fellow Bori here 🇵🇷

[@ask4theupgrade359]

I’m a government investigator and Puerto Rican 🇵🇷 We do exist

[@liztheroman2458]

Girl I’m an investigative analyst 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤌🏼

[@towlifechannel3679]

The CIA should be ran by Puerto Rican women 😂😂 So true They find everything

[@Deauxp._]

“She has microphones in my shoelaces” I am crying 😭

[@beatrizrosado898]

PUERTORRICAN COME IN EVERY COLOR.

[@CarmenGonzalez-gu8ej]

Exactly oh my gosh

[@ricardoochoa9175]

Puertorricans ( Cubans, Argentinians, LATINOS in general)are white, black. Mestizos, Mulatos and etc. In EUROPE White DOESN'T MEAN anything, JUST in the US AND I DON'T GO BY THEIR RULES OR CONCEPTS. I am Puertorrican and I belong to a different culture, and set of RULES, THEY JUST INVADED US IN 1898.

[@MrImaginationUnleash]

Well, esto es comedia así que chill brother. Yo también soy boricua de pura cepa, but I can enjoy a joke.

[@oscar1748]

Apuesto que eres un comunista 😂

[@BoricuaGuerrero401]

Yes we know

[@elsalmon_]

Hablales

[@teddeyishere]

That's always complicated, most Latinos are not really statistically of any one race. But I mean at the end of the day race is bullshit anyways.

[@va3705]

God bless your baby's and thanks for representing

[@eltripudiante]

Love this man. I'm Puerto Rican.

[@CKNICKERBOCKERS]

Excuse Me!!! Everybody Is Puerto Rican!!!

[@eltripudiante]

@CKNICKERBOCKERS no they aren't. I was born in Puerto Rico.

[@nicolealbors1494]

Cheers from Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 love this

[@anactaneustheeleventh2542]

Hehehe!!! Lol!! Those kids are going places. 👍🇵🇷

[@liztheroman2458]

Puerto Rican by insertion bro 😂😂😂😂 just like my husband Wepa

[@Sopasjumbo]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m laughing so much!! Vieeeneee 😂 my fiancé is gringo (I’m 🇵🇷) and I swear you two think the same way. And he swears he is Puertorrican now 😂

[@familyandfriends3519]

Puerto Rican aren't Spanish and Hispanic and Latino until given back to Spain your are gringos

[@hectorrivera6624]

​@@familyandfriends3519what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[@willl1011]

@@familyandfriends3519 there are many white ricans but you can't call the brown ones gringo lol

[@smartspinach7303]

@@familyandfriends3519 Actually is about the language. Our first language is Spanish and Latino means we speak a language that comes from latin while living in the American continent.

[@familyandfriends3519]

@@smartspinach7303 no your USA colony

[@cactaceous]

I was born in Puerto Rico and I’m whiter than DiStefano.

[@gatogris5010]

The thing is that gringos mistakenly believe that ethnicity is synonymous with race and that there are no whites in Hispanic countries.

[@armandohernandez2926]

I wasn't born there,neither was my dad but he was full blown cause both his parents were born there and he looked black, my mother was white, and my brother looks mixed but I look white

[@CKNICKERBOCKERS]

DiEstefano Is Not White. To Be White He Needs To Be Blond And Have Blue Or Green Eyes.

[@NoPreshNetwork]

LETS GO CHRISSY!!!!!!

[@Luminated]

Im so glad my GF and I decided to see you at the improv when you came. We wanted to do something different and you happened to be the comedy show we went to!!

[@evelynbeveraggi8724]

He can definitely pass for a Puerto Rican, 😂😂

[@bertlenny5571]

No he doesn’t

[@cactaceous]

@@bertlenny5571Why not? I was born in Puerto Rico, am much whiter than DiStefano, have green eyes and am 6 feet 3.

[@bertlenny5571]

@@cactaceous So, is that supposed to make you better or something? Why you bragging?

[@cactaceous]

@@bertlenny5571 Go see a therapist Ozzy.

[@DIYcedarhilltx]

If she's white American that means she knows nothing about the world. She'd be stunned and flabbergasted to find out there's millions of Caucasians in Latin America.​@@cactaceous

[@alexmendez1553]

🫡hands down you a funny mofo Chris🤘🏾 I’m married to a Puerto Rican she is the best thing that happened to me 25 years strong🇵🇷🇺🇸🦅💪🏾🤘🏾👊🏾🎅🏾

[@beppo2814]

0:24 a peek behind the curtain at Ol' Teleprompter DiStefano.

[@carmenncruz237]

Freaking true 😅😅

[@vampiroak47full]

Im puerto rican and i have to make something clear Hispanic is not a race it just means you're first language is Spanish and Latinos nether it just means that Spanish Portuguese Italian French comes frim the language of Latin. So actually the really Latins are European that speaks those languages plus im white not anglosajón because Spain and France Italy have Jewish and Arabic in the south specially of Europe which is where like alpachino Deniiro etcc that's where the word moreno comes from the moros to long to explain .

[@Linda235-z1b]

I mean he can def pass as a Puerto Rican man lol

[@bertlenny5571]

No he doesn’t, Puerto Ricans are always worshipping whites lol.

[@CKNICKERBOCKERS]

Duh! He Is Puerto Rican.

[@oksana8575]

I saw somewhere when he was on steve-o right before I found this that he was drunk during this and that just makes it better 😂😂

[@ChrissyChaosClips]

How I met my baby mama!!! SPESHY WESHY 🙌 yaaaassss

[@nWo_remiix]

this guy is fucking off his rocker 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheSimmpleTruth]

I’m am a Puerto Rican woman and I know I could work for the CIA, FBI and Homeland Security. There is pretty much nothing or no one I can’t find. It’s only a matter of time. Everyone around me tells me I should work as P.I. Even my ex was shocked when I found his cell phone, his address, his email account, his place of work, job, title and salary and more after he went cyber-underground so no one could find him (he has a MA is computer Science), but not me! I choose not to work in that field, but I certainly could. This skid was hilarious. Btw, I know for fact my husband is loyal, he better be. 😅 He also cooks beans and claims he does it better than me. He voluntarily answers all questions about PR before I can open my mouth. He was German, now he’s Puerto Rican.

[@Justinsmithcomedy]

Killer bit! LOL

[@Ben-it2zn]

i love how you can hear homeless pimp laughing

[@joshuaayala3477]

This was fire

[@nickblair5376]

Love you Chrissy ! Keep pushing !

[@nathanmamo3970]

Kung Fu Pander lmfao. That was a masterclass.

[@Elias167PR]

😂😂😂😂 this is gold

[@Chris-P]

00:24 teleprompter?? Lol

[@SniperPrecision]

Specials that are taped are dine very different than a love performance

[@kayvibesmusic]

OOOHH 😂😂😂😂

[@jessicasantiago9307]

His no wrong though 😂

[@Rootbeeroverseer]

As A Puerto Rican man... I nearly clicked Analyze to begin.

[@rafaelresto9746]

I give this man a 15/10. El payaso de la década 😂

[@jmedina7158]

😂 Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 yeah buddy

[@harveyo9706]

So funny. Great job.

[@Pinkdaimonddragon]

lol, 🤣😂😅Wepa❤️

[@ZulmaFineArt]

Italian is technically Latin, lmao, I'm married to an I.A., he's funny too, lol

[@kayvibesmusic]

Lmfao only other person to successfully do this is Gary Owen

[@chellie7887]

Brilliant 😂🤣👏🤗💙

[@AlanisOcasio123]

I know it’s funny but Latina is not a race. That’s why some look Mediterranean, some look white and some black.

[@stephenfermoyle4578]

OMG PAPI LOVE U

[@AllGasNoBrakesKindaGirl]

Respect.

[@carlitobo3310]

LMFAOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Duweez586]

Bro, im Latino but I feel like a proud Thai man. I have a house full of Thai people. Wife and kids

[@AllGasNoBrakesKindaGirl]

Glad you went with Speshy Weshy as the title. Good call Sal - Shout Out Hey Babes. If you're watching .. and we know that you are.

[@homelesspimp]

YASSSSSS

[@NoPreshNetwork]

shout out babes!

[@AllGasNoBrakesKindaGirl]

@@homelesspimp it's Homeless Pimp.. when are y'all coming to Texas?!

[@angiebelrl]

He just predicted 2025 with D.T 😮

[@she-hulkSMASHES]

As a Puertorrican woman, he’s not wrong.

[@gointhruthagigz-recoverysp2482]

I am PRAYING my hubby buys me tickets to see you in Houston in January*(fixed it lol). I would be elated. Honestly. I'm a Brooklyn/staten island girl with an ex mafia dad, living in Texas🤣😂🤣😂 and sometimes I miss home so I watch you & Sal. But to watch in person would be EVERYTHING

[@AllGasNoBrakesKindaGirl]

Hey girl if he don't buy um for you I will and we can go together! 🙌🙌

[@gointhruthagigz-recoverysp2482]

@@AllGasNoBrakesKindaGirl omg you're so sweet! I'd love to go with you. I'll pay for parking & tolls! Lol 💜💜

[@AarsethTroxler]

Where did you see him having a show in Austin?

[@gointhruthagigz-recoverysp2482]

@AarsethTroxler I think it was Austin. Let me go check. I live in cstat so I looked in both Houston and Austin so I might have gotten confused. Brb.

[@gointhruthagigz-recoverysp2482]

@AarsethTroxler sorry yea I got the date AND place confused 😂 it's January in Houston. Lmaoo. Bill burr will be in Austin in a couple weeks Dec. 16th I believe. I was looking up all my favorite comedians at the same time

[@CaptMoo]

I love it

[@HectorMorales-n6y]

Omggggg😂😂😂😂

[@AllGasNoBrakesKindaGirl]

First comment! Chrissy Comments FM 😊❤️

[@TheKomar924]

Who wants ticky-qickys in Houston. I can't make the show.

[@dubbydoich7176]

I'm Puerto Rican an I've seen Chris on the Bad Friends Episode an I never would of thought that.

[@DannysDiaz-o1r]

Welcome to the wepa movement 😂

[@FaridRashid-qi7pf]

DAUWGHTY😂😂😂😂😂LMFAO

[@evelynbeveraggi8724]

Im Boricua, & i dont have a tattoo on my breast or tattoo's 😅

[@sencillo96]

😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍✍️🇵🇷

[@Mylesfinch]

Excuse me where's the pod

[@Thelivingwordthesword]

😂😂😂

[@christianfuentes8595]

🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

[@mikefufuffalo8487]

You're great =)

[@rambo6796]

Big country little city podcast. Checki it out Ricans!

[@liquidsunco4433]

😂👌💖

[@evelynbeveraggi8724]

Great looking flag.

[@saar144]

Love Chrissy, but his Netflix special was too tame imo. I wanted the full chaos experience.

[@papasazombie5971]

Listen!.. def married to a few ricans. Any one else cAtch kamalla harris laughing in The audience?

[@Elcapulove]

😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅

[@lordichenzo8521]

🇵🇷‼️🇵🇷‼️🇵🇷‼️🇵🇷‼️😊

[@luzrivera1353]

Correction, except AOC!

[@kunai92]

Click Analyze to begin.

[@spacerace6847]

WHAT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Iri-c9h]

Lol this guy needs to see all the blue eyed mexicans and people from Argentina lol. Go to spain also 😂😂😂 what is white? Lol i dont know anymore... Im of a Nicaraguan mother but was born in cali. Am i white although i have brown eyes and hair? Lol noooooooooo lol

[@CrimsonTusk]

Click Analyze to begin, baby.

[@lindazee]

Hey Chris, you do know that Puerto Ricans can also be white, right? We come in many rqces and colors.

[@sweetness_5772]

Actually, Italians are Latin. Just like the Spaniards. 🤷‍♂️

[@VMCrmy]

“Latin” because of language. In this case I’m sure he’s looking for culture.

[@sweetness_5772]

@VMCrmy "Latin language", you're partly right. Spaniards and Italians have a lot more in common than other European countries combined.

[@johntorres4573]

Latin is Puerto Rican it’s body

[@mitty2575]

AOC is useless , she is definitely the exception 😂😂😂

[@José-o8c8l]

🇵🇷

[@Leopoldodiaz-s9f]

Mestiso sons

[@kyrptic9549]

this is what brenden shuabb attempted but faild at mainly because hes not funny

[@damionstr1ke]

A white man having kids with a Puerto Rican born and raised in the states claiming he has Puerto rican children... No you didn't lol. Son americanas con ascendencia boricua...nada más y nada menos.

[@alfredopomales7286]

News flash. Everyone born in the new world is American. US uses exclusively but we all are. If are born in PR you are a US citizen. Quit the bs

[@dillianrivera9478]

Excuse me I don’t think this completely hilarious as a woman from Puerto Rico and I think whiter than you because we have different backgrounds were are not immigrants our men and women from PR have served our nation with honor and if you are truly married to a lady from Puerto Rico she should ask to tone down your jokes

[@mchammer9184]

This guy is terrible……When’s he gonna’ say something funny?

[@Blidden]

Spanish people are white Latin is not a race Black White Asian only

[@nonames9130]

PRs are Hispanic not Latino. Hispanic emphasizes language and cultural ties to Spain, while Latino focuses on geographic origin in Latin America. Still love your comedy though👏

[@benjaminshiflett8066]

So edgy talking about white people! Wow man, you really went for it Chris!

[@straightaaaz7580]

🗑

[@sdavidb9626]

Repeating white replacement conspiracies and referring to Ukraine incorrectly with an accent does not comedy make. I got bored and stopped watching after that point. 🗑️ I guess this one is not for me

[@arie_lovexi]

sempapi chrissy chan 😂

[@Klocaine237]

My unit is a nice piece. Decent length but very wide. My sisters friends used to call me “Girth

[@isuckatgaming7225]

WTF is this aspect ratio ??????????????