Narcissist Thinks He’s A God (On A Dating Show)

[@JakeDoolittle]

If you’re ever injured in an accident, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to www.wordontheblock.biz/r/2330/86/?s=FOR_THE_PEOPLE

[@despressso]

jake please stop youre delving into sugar bear hair territory

[@pinkmenace2452]

@despresso let him cook

[@taytubeofficial]

Lol plz go easy on me M&M we both have good taste

[@trash_bender420]

Cmon man I dont wanna have to dunk on some goofy law firm EVERY time I watch a Jake Doolittle vid.

[@sickbisquit8673]

i still can’t believe you are sponsored by morgan and morgan…

[@bratalina]

the fact he’s so cocky w that hairline is so hilarious

[@mangofree]

this comment made me fkn cackle out loud bc it’s both hilarious and soooo accurate

[@everyoneelsemovedonfan]

He should change his name to "the dome"

[@portalplainsandwich6766]

Fr I can't believe it he's delisonal

[@TwobsterInABathtub]

Seeing Jake get so upset about the guy doing the wave incorrectly was AMAZING to watch-

[@eh7322]

That was incredible LOL I want him to post some of his dance videos 😂🤩

[@miepmiep4010]

im so glad he called it out omg

[@HeyThereErica]

Jake's wave was so impressive tbh!!

[@soulgazer11]

Hot take: People who say they're mature for their age are not "mature for their age".

[@Mama_Bear524]

This

[@CompanionCorbs]

Facts

[@rilmar2137]

I'm turning 24 in a month, I absolutely do not feel like an adult, I have no idea what I'm even doing for most of the time

[@maggiebeltaa5421]

​@@rilmar2137 You won't until you're about 30.. and then it hits you like a ton of bricks 😅😅

[@lily_1003]

the fact that the girl was doing the rock star hand and the self proclaimed "rock star" was doing the sign for "I love you" has me cackling.

[@ashley2powers237]

Exactly, anyone that does 🤟 I'm laughing when they use it for anything other than "I love you"

[@bubsyy]

wait the 🤟 means i love you??

[@Astroprojectshun]

@@bubsyy yeah 🤘🏼 is the rock star one

[@suunanigans]

@@bubsyy yes! 🤟 means i love you in asl if im not mistaken

[@spectrophobic]

@@suunanigans what if ur from anywhere but America tho?

[@chase5163]

How'd bro get sponsored by the local injury attorneys 💀

[@FinneasJedidiah]

Local?

[@outaaspace6156]

​@@FinneasJedidiah fr! lol

[@rizgriz3956]

​@@FinneasJedidiah m and m are super well known throughout Florida and they advertise like "your local injury lawyers who just happened to make it big" but they've influenced Florida politics (I don't know enough to say if that's a good thing or not 💁🏻‍♀️) so it feels weird as a Floridian to see them sponsor a youtuber lol

[@FinneasJedidiah]

@@rizgriz3956 oh lol, I was wondering because I just know that as one of the biggest law firms in the US since they're a national brand now

[@boojersey13]

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING???

[@Lokear]

I would love to honestly be good friends with Mayla. She seems super sweet, and you could SEE her fighting to not insult this guy on camera lol, he was definitely a good test for her. (Hope I spelled her name right-)

[@nutdadddy]

right?? she handled herself so gracefully, I would immediately start laughing uncontrollably if someone spoke to me like that

[@heyimneverland8451]

When I’ve seen video on someone else’s channel I thought the same thing she seems so kind

[@froggy5748]

She was wayyyyy nicer than i’d ever be tbh. If someone is a weirdo I don’t ask more questions, I just leave the conversation. She’s so kind lol

[@Beanits]

Yess she was so kind and understanding

[@avabergren5820]

the way he just announced he got engaged at 14. you could not waterboard that information out of me

[@BonseyJonsey]

As a polyam person, whenever I hear a cishet man mention polyamory I go into fight or flight Polyamory requires communication and mutual trust and that's not what these dudes want. They want their girl to be monogamous and they want to be able to run free.

[@OvrStim1]

They want an open relationship but only one sided. All they want is to be able to cheat without consequence. They want someone to come back to. A safety net. Even as a monogamous person, it makes me frustrated too when this is all people think of polyamory.

[@ThimbleFox350]

@@OvrStim1 the only polyamorous people i come across are either this or a creepy older couple looking for a "third"

[@cokie8706]

@@ThimbleFox350then they’re not in a polyamorous relationship… 😂

[@SpecialBlanket]

@@ThimbleFox350 I'm poly and I've been in an N-shape (I have 2 partners and one of them has another) and we've been together for 13 years :)

[@ThimbleFox350]

@@SpecialBlanket You are the .01%

[@aspynmartin5128]

my god this girl is amazing!! how did she keep her composure, continue to be compassionate and listen, and ask deep questions when he clearly didn’t give a shit about her! she’s honestly my new role model because she is clearly intelligent and secure in herself but also just very KIND. this guy sucks but hopefully he finds his rock baby🤘🏼

[@Mani.-ly9co]

Hopefully, he finds some character growth before his rock baby

[@maddisonnoble4787]

Jake, I recently lost my job and am homebound due to a disability for the foreseeable future. I needed to let you know your frequent and fun uploads are literally getting me through this time. Never stop ❤

[@JakeDoolittle]

I hope you're doing okay. Apply for the never stop fund

[@AKbaby89]

You should apply for his fund to help people just like you! I hope you have a good support system? I'm also disabled and I get how hard it can be. Sending you all the good vibes and all my extra spoons❤❤

[@allandunn6121]

Stay strong! Sudden Disability is really hard but ik you will get through it.

[@loganscottcolton4703]

I know being homebound do to a disability is hard. Props for keeping busy with videos! I recommend reading or audiobooks as they helped me be okay when I was homebound. I hope you have a good support system too

[@MosDaft]

Been there. Chin up- you can get through this. Oddly enough, diversion is key. Doesn't help or change anything, but is so therapeutic and gets you through hours and hours of what seems like a new reality of a sedentary life. You got this.

[@jollymw.l]

as someone who has studied rock music for a long time now, i can confirm that this man is definitely 100% a hardcore rockstar

[@KayneDynell]

Ozzy osbourne as a influence ⭐️

[@godisdead6611]

This girl was wonderful and she was a good listener she tried so hard

[@c1nnamodoll]

"i was mature for my age !" clearly not mature enough to have the self awareness to not get engaged at 14 😭like if he wasn't manipulated into thinking that way then thats the weirdest thing ever to say LMFAOO

[@mariamimi11297]

I wish I had the patience of this girl. I probably would have started to roast him during the date, in a fun way but still. I could've never asked him more questions and made it seem like I'm interested. Kudos to her, she seems like a very friendly and generous person.

[@Smiley_Fruitcake]

Mayla was literally perfect. Supportive, a good listener, honest, considerate of different dating lifestyles like polyamory, beautiful. I wish her the best, she deserves a good partner

[@bigyeast4245]

He says "I'm a rockstar" and then makes music that sounds like Justin bieber in his teens

[@cookingwithsilence]

I'm glad that you and your gf are open like that. I personally sewed all of my orifices closed, so I don't eat, blink, shit, or sex it up, but I'm glad others are well-adjusted!

[@abbyz13]

i just imagine you looking like a biblically accurate angel at this point

[@ghoultooth]

@@abbyz13 Or a 2012 creepypasta

[@Oujouj426]

Why's no one questioning that the guy isn't even a ROCK star? Like, that's not his genre.

[@sw1tchbl4des]

i know omg

[@thaloblue]

I could never be Mayla she’s so intent on positivity, understanding, and low judgment when I judge everything that moves with contempt and pessimism. Ha! Good for her.

[@strxbrrydino]

“Im a fucking rock star”- jake IM STILL LAUGHING 😭

[@samanthabroaddrick2529]

She was awesome! She got through that whole thing with a straight face even!! Until the interview at the end lol That guy is something else! There's nothing wrong with being confident in yourself but when you start lying to yourself and others it's time to put an end to that act! He's making himself out to be a joke that nobody is going to take seriously! He will be very lonely if he keeps it up!

[@eloise8525]

« im a rockstar looking for a rock baby » just like me fr

[@elisajustice-moniz1729]

15:12 jake i literally forgot you were a dancer like that wave was astonishing

[@ashleyleavitt6219]

Jake, I love how you used that as an excuse to show off your sweet sweet dance moves to us. No shame in that

[@jules553]

My fiancé went to high school with him, he was FAR from popular or famous lmao.

[@ariw9405]

The hairline though 🤦🏽‍♀️ this young lady is so sweet and and a nice guy would be so excited to date an amazing person like her. She has a gift for conversation.

[@Official.IntuitionQu44n]

When you broke out into the wave I LOSSSST IT 😂😂😂

[@theonionqueen3519]

This lady is an absolute catch, she’s so fucking cool.

[@heyItsBillieJo]

2:02 skunk flavored hair …. And the date’s face while he said all of it…. Fell off my dang bed laughing. Much love Jake & Hanna! ~ Cupcakeninjastar

[@ItsTubeTime]

Jake busting out an absolute perfect wave out of SPITE and ANGER was literally the funniest shit of 2023 so far

[@genesiselaine]

i lost it 😭

[@Cowgutz]

Omg Jake I had no clue you were on a dating show! You’ve truly done everything!!! (:

[@headmelter]

Your videos always make me shake my ass and boogie

[@shayyyoung]

Absolutely

[@bsings7928]

Amen

[@dilfhunter77]

Im shaking ass rn

[@headmelter]

I’m glad we are all in boogieing agreeance

[@entrapta.exe_]

based

[@mattbattaglia4694]

she is so nice and cool and he hurts me so bad to watch I can't even finish the video

[@Raegan.C]

Not the “”rockstar”” doing the rock hand pose thing wrong while she does it right 😶😶

[@ShadowWolf1307]

13:19 WAIT! HOLD UP! HOLD MY PHONE! Did he just say "my friends are all really attractive" and then follow up with "they've all friendzoned me"? 🤣 Dude🚩🚩🚩🚩 So the minute one of them changes their mind its on, is that right? omg i have no words for the mix of emotions i'm feeling here😂😅🥲🤮

[@soulgazer11]

That was not even REMOTELY rock. I revoke his self-obtained "rockstar" card.

[@screamsformemes]

I hope Mila is living her best life and have a healthy relationship(s) whatever that may be. She is so sweet and deserves the world. That is all.

[@spliffyrodgers4266]

Bruh shes way too nice to him 😭

[@Lee-fx7bd]

That guy is so silly and goofy. The poor girl looked so uncomfortable 😭

[@zolizard]

11:42 why didnt he just pick a place that he knew how to pronounce 💀

[@lunacy3]

This is the guy your parents usually tell you to stay away from and for valid reason🥴

[@KayneDynell]

Parents love me 🥰🤍

[@lunacy3]

@@KayneDynell the lies you spew is crazy

[@AnandamoyeeRahman]

​@@KayneDynell hahaha sure

[@XxadrenalineangelxX]

i forgot jake could dance lol i was so taken aback when he did that wave thing with his arms rofl

[@GraceSavidesKeller]

She's so sweet. Like the nicest person in the world.

[@elyssacorinne]

morgan and morgan is such an insane sponsorship

[@theevolutionsystem]

Jake killing the wave is the content I signed up for

[@emmaveazey4551]

your videos are genuinely so helpful to be able to rely on someone to be more light-hearted than what I usually see. the kindness you show to folks who need it is so inspiring and makes me feel hope. thank you for being someone people can rely on

[@thaloblue]

Watching this after an involuntary fibromyalgia crash nap at work (lucky I work remote, for now) was like entering a different dimension. I’m confused and unsure what is real. Great video

[@MeeYeeWeeWee]

I had to take a shot of pepto bismol every time he said "rock baby"

[@avoretsims8989]

If I walked in and saw him as my date I’d immediately turn around and leave. Whole outfit is a red flag.

[@bubblybridget56]

that poor girl

[@blacksheepsleep2951]

I’ve literally never seen a Nike logo straight up and down lol

[@reneelane5117]

i couldn’t look away

[@blacksheepsleep2951]

@@reneelane5117 same lol i had to replay some parts of the video bc I kept getting distracted by it 😂 I want one

[@Gh0stSandwitch]

Hey Jake! I just wanted to say that I recently got out of grippy sock jail and have been really stressed, and seeing your videos always helps me out :)

[@Chompyyy_58]

Dude says he’s a “ROCKSTAR” yet I don’t hear any rock music.. I feel insulted

[@h.r.1654]

This content creator is wholesome. I'm happy the algorithm sent some solid content. Happy Sunday guys!

[@The_Ooberist_Goober]

4:02 are we not gonna talk about how badly he did his nails

[@sophtile3659]

i wasn't ready for jake to pull out the dance moves, but it was genuinely good. His wave was much better than Kaynes (like walking cane)

[@onlyanuli]

im literally a dancer and jake could out dance me. your isolation is beautiful

[@goroakechi22]

That ‘energy drink brand’ he’s partnered with is definitely Bang energy or something lmao.

[@sickbisquit8673]

jake, usually i make a snarky, silly comment bc why not, but thank you for being such an inspiration for me with your courage and efforts with chronic illness. from what i can tell, mine is much less severe than yours, being dysautonomia/POTS and chronic migraines, but nonetheless it sucks ass. thanks for being so great, sister!

[@doveydoos]

jake. give us more dancing. we love it. please it was glorious.

[@brookecuevas9461]

I was shook by how good you are at the wave lol

[@conquistadorrocket]

He's only 25? What?! Guy must have spent his childhood in a nuclear dump if that's really the case. He's aging like a cream cheese tuna sandwich on concrete in Florida during a heatwave.

[@annabanana3825]

“Parcenola” almost made me spit out my coffee all over my bed. Very glad i didn’t.

[@MrShowoff27]

The video of this God made me feel better about my hair. Thank you.

[@Delicatelyput]

Hey Jake, this isn’t something I usually do, but I was wondering if you ever struggled with severe shame from struggling with a disability? How did you deal with that? I’m also really anxious about accepting any sort of money for it…

[@h.r.9563]

People love helping, and I was always taught that giving people a specific list of ways they can help you makes them feel really valued and helpful. Idk it's been healing to feel loved by strangers. I used to have a church lady come over and cuddle my baby so I could shower. It was great

[@loganscottcolton4703]

I know this isn't directed at me, but I've felt that way so maybe I can offer a positive perspective? I've definitely felt that shame for a lot of reasons, partly because I felt like a burden when asking for help, partly because of societal standards I felt I didnt meet. But its important to remember that our ability to do things for other people or our productivity from a capitalistic viewpoint does not define our worth as humans. Theres so much more to us than society will have us think. For me, I felt like I was taking without being able to give back but I was reminded I do give back in my love, my words, personality, compassion, perspectives, art, and so much more. So where I was seeing it as me just taking, others saw it as a chance to give back the love I show them. You're giving to the people you love more than you even realize.

[@speyederdreams1747]

As a disabled person finally learning to accept myself, I’d say the things you’re incapable of don’t define you as a person. You’re still you and being disabled doesn’t separate you from anyone else

[@georgefriderichandel8417]

I feel the same way :( I feel like a failure of a human and so much guilt for my parents still having to support me and I’m terrified of the SSDI application process

[@SnailMomma]

Petitioning more Jake showing those dance skills 🎉🎉

[@SailorJoestar]

Thank you Jake, I appreciate your content and your commentary makes me laugh during these times where I'm struggling to find reason to smile.

[@laylawalley4447]

When jake hit the wave on em sheeeesh! He hit that!!

[@xxleoxangelxx]

I know this guy!!! He's way different in person than you see on the show. Not in a good way, either...

[@blueismylove3128]

Yeah.....we can tell

[@darknesskingsized8996]

What's he like?

[@scumkay]

you can DANCE?! I love that lol I wanna see you dance now lol u nailed that wave

[@trixxiedixie6800]

“Whatever comes to my mind, I get.” Yet your ass is still friend zoned 😂💀

[@solosynapse]

And broke And has a hairline in full retreat

[@lex9313]

15:16 not the subtle flex 😭🤪

[@kenyett7]

"I'm a rockstar" proceeds to play not at all rock music 🫠

[@LittleHerdaz]

Mayla's outfit is so amazing 😍

[@malice-SB]

As an avid metal, rock, and punk listener, if I ever see this man in real life and he has the audacity to tell me he's a "rockstar" with that horrendous auto tuned track devoid of any soul or even any relation to rock itself.. me and the curb are at a mutual aggrement that we are giving this unqiue man a new face.

[@emmaaa.4710]

the song at the beginning reminded me so much of "main character in a teenage drama" (?)

[@Baconhamsandwich33]

The Morgan & Morgan sponsorships are cracking me up

[@alyssa2796]

Mayla’s strength was tested but she held it in so well.

[@MatecaCorp]

She’s trying so hard to not just walk away

[@DatBoiiPurp]

We need a dance video my guy 😂 my girlfriend and I had to replay your moves multiple times 🔥🔥

[@emmabobemmafeefifofemma]

That was unironically a great wave by Jake

[@artmoryoo]

i love jake's laugh, it's always so nice and fun !

[@brennadavies2716]

"I don't know of anyone who's touring for 6 months" Meanwhile stray kids are finishing up their 11 month world tour lol

[@kkayjae]

Ateez also touring for like a year and a half 😭

[@blueismylove3128]

Noel Miller is on a year tour right now I think

[@solosynapse]

Ozzy's last tour ran over a year

[@ChinStrapOfFat]

Those dance moves were immaculate, Jake. Thank you

[@taytubeofficial]

Lol currently being sued by Morgan & Morgan 💀😭😂 They’re good though 👍💀

[@sw1tchbl4des]

oh my god 😭

[@ProbablyParker]

I had surgery today and I have been binge watching your content while I recover ❤

[@annabanana3825]

Hoping for a quick recovery💕💕

[@DandreAllison]

wait, but why don't you manifest yourself out of the friendzone? because it seems like that's something you want. Definitely cocky, not confident, and doesn't know how to speak to literally the best possible date.

[@ZOE-vl6yi]

The little laugh after “stomp on its face” 0:06 was strangely unhinged

[@irolledit]

You ATE Tf out that wave 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@despressso]

i have dyslexia like bella and i legit read his name as kanye 😭

[@YanAsims]

I’m not even dyslexic and I read it like that LMAO

[@blueismylove3128]

I'm sorry but who is bella

[@entrapta.exe_]

i thought your comment said "i have dyslexia like balls"

[@entrapta.exe_]

@@blueismylove3128 Bella Thorne. There is an ongoing joke online of people saying she is dyslexic. Idk if she's actually dyslexic or not though

[@blueismylove3128]

@@entrapta.exe_ Oh. Yeah she does.

[@BirchMonkey857]

Imagine unironically acting like a discount Dagoth Ur to another person, while a camera is recording it.

[@abby-xo7kf]

She is so insightful

[@50centuries]

His most recent instagram post is captioned "Rockstar sh**". He is the only comment and said "Thats the life I lead"

[@EmmaLangdon]

he really just did the wave wrong attempting to impress a girl

[@viajuliette]

right when i was running out of jake doolittle content.. another banger,

[@soph1377]

I need Jake to do more dance critiques lololol

[@tylerlappala9058]

You never fail to make me laugh lmfao

[@stickplz3488]

Why was ur wave so freakin immaculate 😂👏👏👏👏

[@bigbeefscorcho]

I also have an “unhuman” work ethic. I have the work ethic of a lazy cat

[@ciciamanda.]

I've moved past cat, I'm more if a koala Sleeps 20 hours a day, asocial, only friends with my mom, eats only low nutrition foods and refuses to change that, communicates through loud grunts, has no long-term goals apart from just being a little guy