Nateland | Ep #34 - Aliens

[@getrickygervaisstuff]

I never thought I would ever laugh at the question, "A Triangle?".

[@jaredbozarth7106]

Hardest I’ve laughed in a while.

[@andrewjoyce2058]

1:39:02

[@getrickygervaisstuff]

@@andrewjoyce2058 thanks for the 🔗

[@dailybreakingnews2948]

Damn you for spoiling the joke

[@barfymann362]

I love this podcast, and I love the community around it. But most of all, I appreciate Mr. Brian Bates partaking in the silly nickname gag like a team player. Cheers guys!

[@barfymann362]

@Nadav Guy Rude.

[@HinsonCo]

Here here! You’re so right

[@Samueldonovan2007]

The best moment of this entire podcast “A triangle?”

[@andrewjoyce2058]

Best laugh moments: Brothers - 23:27 Ted Lasso - 31:21 Show up where? - 39:14 A triangle - 1:39:02 Many more but just my favorites

[@WalkingwithWendy]

I liked the Dead Mouse/Mau5 conversation as well. Around 12:30.

[@Nufleg]

Aaron: What do you call them? Nate: Brothers Me: 😂 😂😂

[@johnclaudetaylor5224]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lorenvburrell]

Right? Dude, I was SCREAMING laughing when that happened.

[@johnbanderson465]

Nate literally read the copy... "choose suggested talking points about mental health...." he is the Ron Burgandy of Podcasts!

[@markadams44]

Came here looking for this comment. That was absolutely incredible.

[@buckkylem]

Oh god I was cracking up because he never even noticed. Didn’t wanna run just one more take buddy?

[@MrConstant23.]

He's so awkward 🤣

[@mrmatthews18]

What time was this?

[@headreddedstepchild6177]

End of quote, repeat the line

[@Morningsiderealty]

Finally watching an episode with my wife and she says, “I didn’t know his name was Nate Bargatze. I thought it was, ‘Neighbor Gatze” when I asked her why in the world she thought it was Neighbor, she said, I don’t know, just thought it was something weird you watched.” Anyways, just thought you would like to know your name is still getting butchered out here in Houston. Thanks for the humor guys, especially you, ole Barnacles.

[@gerickson9552]

Nate realizing that Napoleon had a last name and that Bonaparte was it. I’m laughing so hard I can’t stop crying. And it’s less than one minute into the show. Oh my gosh

[@danam2364]

Literally spewed water right in the face of my teenage son causing him to exclaim, “We’re in a pandemic! You can’t just spit water in someone’s face!” when Nate said, “If someone like me shows up...I’m a hard soap guy.” And Aaron replies, “Shows up where?” I LOST IT! All I picture is Nate walking into the Vandy locker room, day one of his dream job, and saying, “Alright folks, first things first, I’m a hard soap guy.” 🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀

[@johnclaudetaylor5224]

Hahahahaha shows up where

[@michaelgreenberg8589]

I bet Nate gasped at the inside-out umbrella like the Grill's Iphone Moment.

[@hatinisbad1]

Do you guys always mean to drop a new episode during the witching hours middle of the night? Because getting a notification for an 'Aliens" episode at 3am as I sat in bed not being able to sleep is the most on-brand thing this podcast has done. Can always count on you guys to make a dull day better. Hope you guys stay warm as most of us are trying to be in the south right now.

[@singpurleyacappellachoir3539]

Hello folks! Just want to jump in on the Stonehenge thing. You can get pretty close to the stones. You can't touch them but there's a circular walkway to take you around it. You're really only a hop, step and a jump away from them. I even think Pagans are allowed to use the stones for certain ceremonies. I'm listening in England where we can't hang out with friends. We're in our third lockdown and we can only meet one person outdoors. Outdoors. In England. Famously sunny and warm England. :) Listening to your podcast feels like a regular, pre-COVID hang out. And I can sit indoors in the warm! It's exactly what we need. Nate, Aaron and Bestbuy, keep doing what you're doing. - Neil

[@robertnelson8479]

"My baby mama is an alien" I completely lost it when that was said. 👽 🤣

[@joshuacourtney9266]

When i moved to Tennessee from California, a lot of people asked about the southern accents. I never could find a way to explain some of them, until i saw a KZbin subtitle of Nate saying his name and it was perfect. Your are now Neighbor Gutsy!

[@masonguttensohn8006]

Aaron sees world changing/groundbreaking technology of the first touchscreen smartphone: *Gasp! Nate sees an umbrella that opens the wrong way: *Gasp!

[@yvonnern2006]

Still playing catch up to all the old episodes.This is absolutely one of my Favorites! Nate was ON POINT with his continuous impromptu bits!😂 Aaron was thoroughly entertained while Beignet looked like he was always trying to think of what to say next.

[@noaho38]

Thanks to Aaron I got a little inspiration, and after 4 years of procrastination I finally cancelled my Planet Fitness membership! I did it like a gentleman and sent them a handwritten letter

[@chefxhyrule242]

We need “My baby momma’s an alien” merch

[@btsnake]

That was the best bit on this whole podcast maybe ever

[@richardgatling4663]

The only person qualified to interview aliens is an adjunct professor.

[@JefferyMillerMusic]

I studied music (jazz trombone) at Juilliard for six years (class of 2018 & 2020). Just had to say that Aaron was correct about the organ being a different instrument. My roommate on campus was an organ major. While it’s true that there are some pianists who can double on organ, organ is its own beast for sure. My roommate and I would talk about how organ and piano require their own focused study if they are to be played well. You can’t play a piano like an organ and an organ like a piano. I’ve said organ 7 times in this comment...8...Love the podcast, can’t wait for the special in March!

[@angbatanghipster]

Omg that part on the brazilian guy’s abduction story is so good it’s so much better than most comedy specials out there. This podcast rules!

[@hunterh5920]

Guys, the podcast has me trying to hid my chuckles and tears at work. Everyone thinks I’m a psycho laughing to myself at my desk. Thank you

[@butterknutts5888]

Its awesome to see Mr. Brian evolve as a personality coming back to previous episodes

[@manjsinghsangha8525]

Erin “I don’t even know what you call them” The script keeper “Brothers” Blistering Barnacle “I thought you were smart, Erin?” That exchange between the three of you sums up the beauty of this podcast. Nate then suggesting Quin instead of twin so quickly after..absolute genius. His brain my work considerably quicker then his mouth but when the mouth catches up it’s usually comedy gold. Then to read out negative, as well as positive comments and not only take them on the chin but discuss them and laugh along with the “critic” shows how down to earth the three of you are. Fantastic chemistry between the three of you and the result is this brilliant podcast. Keep up the excellent content. Manj, from London, England

[@fjsodbakdh2442]

Tried listening to this episode at the gym this morning and a giant dude on the bench press in front of me saw me looking in his general direction during the part about the Guttensohn quintuplets right as Aaron said “I don’t know what you call them” and Nate said “brothers”. Well I let out a pretty big chuckle and the next thing I noticed was the giant dude slamming about a million pounds on the bar, as if I had just belittled the amount of weight he was lifting. Anyways I have to find a new gym now. Thanks a lot, guys.

[@naomicampagne3775]

One of your best guys❤ Need to rerun it for your new fans. Nate's comedic off the cuff brilliance. Yes.

[@BIgBass255]

" A Triangle " I almost fell out of my chair. I knew this was the episode to start with. Great Show...I subbed .

[@brettgodbee]

I think the biggest thing I took from this episode is that Aaron drives a mini van. Which, for whatever reason, makes sense to me. Also, Barbiturate seems to have grown more intelligent ever since the laptop was pulled from him.

[@armynn4032]

I died on.... Brothers 🤣🤣🤣

[@morgan0179]

The other benefit to those umbrellas is that when they close, all the water stays on the inside of them. So when you're getting back in your car and close your umbrella, you don't get soaked from the umbrella...

[@conservativepineapples6203]

Loved it! Every week, you guys bring the good stuff!

[@upgraydde823]

First like! You guys are awesome! Listening from outside of Boston.

[@billiammontgomery720]

Can we please get a part 2? This was waaayyy too short

[@landminehopscotch3617]

agreed

[@TheChampion145]

I have been listening to this podcast from episode 1, and this was one of my personal favorites. I laughed really hard the whole time! Thanks for the great humor in the middle of a long week!

[@emmareed1787]

Great as always, guys! It's so fun seeing you have such a great time talking about such random topics. And the way you really get each other going is so entertaining. Keep it up!

[@RyneAllen]

"My Baby Mama is an Alien" is the name of Nate's next special.

[@shanammons]

Balki Bartokomous is definitely the guy that puts together all the game film for the Titans. He's not the guy who watches it and breaks it down. But he's definitely the guy who puts it together for the one who do. Love the podcast!

[@todd.a.weinberg]

Love that Nate went on a tangent about how he wants only verified and unbiased information...on an episode about UFOs!!

[@luisitaps]

I live in Texas and have not had more than a few hours of power over the last 2 days. This podcast is getting me through!!

[@landminehopscotch3617]

Same thing here. Couldn't really leave the house before, but really can't now

[@zekebaby2726]

It’s about time!!! Been waiting for this since the Bigfoot episode. Keep up the good work guys !

[@whittneyburditt7780]

Never would have thought at the beginning of this I would laugh so hard at the words TRIANGLE and BROTHERS 😂 love when Aaron laughs so hard he has to cover the mic. Also... What happened to the Busch Lite jacket? Kansas City wants to know!

[@reecerichardson1789]

Saw your special on Netflix a while ago and was bummed it was the only thing you had out at the time. So glad I came across your podcast man! Your dry sense of humor is just as funny off stage as it is in the podcast. Thanks for all the laughs Nate!

[@alexhutchings4815]

A good episode idea would be for World Records.

[@cheyenneabee]

funhaus made me laugh so hard that i woke up the baby and the cat. thank you guys! I genuinely needed this podcast.

[@alexissaber1972]

I’m obsessed with this podcast, everyone is so funny! Do an episode on world records!

[@freeradical77]

I love you guys. Please don't ever stop making this podcast.

[@Ryan_Dance]

Weber quotes Aristotle, Bon Apetite Bonaparte immediately kind of sighs and says "Oh boy.." as in "here we go..." - It was, the start of a hilarious riff. Good stuff. Guys. Bye Folks?

[@acehier2310]

You guys should do a whole episode of just comments. Some of my favorite bits come from you just riffing on different comments! Keep up the great work. Love the podcast! It makes me laugh more than a cowboy at a Backstreet Boy Bates show!

[@silentscribes]

You guys are great!

[@ferrisnox]

Amazing episode!

[@shellyewonchuk2272]

I gotta say good job Nate for pointing out that something everyone finds so majestic is essentially a triangle in the desert.

[@ctodd122]

'Zing Gers', the 'Doppel Gangler' what? Love your show.

[@katiefrist8083]

I am a history teacher at a private High School. Every time I hear Nate, Aaron, and Boo-Boo talk about historical events, I think about my students. Rarely are the hosts accurate and sometimes they are even confident in their ignorance. A lot like my high schoolers before their tests. You prove that you can be successful without knowing history. Love the podcast folks!

[@jmcrow34]

I can't believe Aaron and Brian missed the chance to see if Nate knew any other famous Napoleon's... figured someone was going to bring up Dynamite at some point. Love the show guys!

[@wildboystev7424]

LOVE THE SHOW FOLKS!!! My idea for a episode is "Comments"

[@johnlundeen911]

When Aaron laughs really hard, he always pushes himself away from the table and mic. Almost like he's afraid his laugh might harm someone. Always makes me smile!

[@Brittany-xp8wf]

Love the fit in the intro! Longtime Vandy fan also.

[@morgan0179]

That's his last name? They don't advertise that a lot..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chrisjustice3092]

A. I just discovered Nate and his comedy last week during a long, long trip down the KZbin wormhole. B. My friends, who I've recommended Nate to via sending numerous clips, are concerned that perhaps a restraining order is necessary due to the volume of said clips and links sent in such a short amount of time C. Finding the podcast and sending out links has pushed a couple to organise an intervention. They don't know that I know E. In 79 hours you've jumped up to number eight on my all-time favorite comedians list 9. Martin, Steve. 8. Bargotze, N. 7. Hedberg, M. 6. Rock, C. 5. Murphy, E (82-88) 4. Regan, B. 3. Rickles, D. 2. Wright, S. 1. Chappelle, D. H. Can I be a guest host? You won't be sorry J. I'm at your front door

[@mrcreosote100]

I lost it when Nate started clapping 😂 Also when he imitates the monkey having a conversation with nonexistent people.

[@kourtneyplatt416]

Bears Beets Battlestar galactica ....brothers...? Thank you the beautiful saga of “My alien baby has more than just his head in the clouds” I didn’t know Nate and Aaron were so passionate about interpretive dance. Bumblebeetuna looked worried (even more than usual) that he wouldn’t be able to pull you guys back to reality. You guys are the absolute BEST! Thank you for the clean comedy and much needed distraction from the craziness of the world. God bless you all!

[@codybourque337]

Just purchased tickets for Brian's next gig at the Williamson County Covid Testing site.

[@seanodom1554]

Nate is on fire today!

[@phillipschmidt5151]

Surely Nate gasped when he saw the umbrella

[@Carfeu]

I just discovered my new favorite podcast

[@Run_hike_climb]

Been listening since day 1 and I’m finally realizing cowboy bates gets his own thrills from giving Nate comments with words he will butcher, enjoying the show guys keep it up!

[@nicholascoyle3210]

Please have Ted Lasso on the program! (Aristotle also if you're able to)

[@lorenvburrell]

3 years later and "A triangle??" STILL owns me!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Munson83]

Aaron needs to get some grillz for his teeth that say "Weber" so when he meets someone he can use his catchphrase "Weber, like the grill" as he smiles

[@aligilbert3897]

Nate: PENIST Aaron: (dies laughing) Nate: But why are you laughing? Aaron: I think you KNOW why we are laughing. Nate: (completely lost) Anyways, this PENIST is the same thing as an OREGON. Y’all continue to build our confidence in what you know every episode.. lol. Love you guys!

[@willyp1380]

Barnacle trying to seriously read a story while Nate and Aaron figure out their own sign language to go along with their made up story is A+ comedy. Keep up the good work.

[@jbwetzstein]

Come for the laughs. Stay for the Seinfeld references. I was yelling "Next Stop, Pottersville" at my phone. Love you guys.

[@joshnolan6660]

I never listen to podcasts but this may have changed my mind. Super funny and aliens are always an interesting topic. Blend that with humor and what a great show!

[@MrClancey99]

Hello Guys!! Poor Beat Box!! He is not alone. Many people have heard "Roll out the barrel". I think the "younguns" would recognize it if played in certain scenarios. Hang in there, Brian!! We got you!! Kristen K. B.

[@dillonritchie]

Hey Nate, Weber like the grill and baboon, I love, the podcast, and always listen while in online class. Today, I was distracted, laughing along with the podcast, when my professor asked me a question. I didn’t hear him until a few minutes later when he asked “where have I been”...Without thinking answered “I was talking to professor Bargatze” when my professor asked about who professor Bargatze was I quickly replied “oh he’s just an adjunct professor” no one understood but it made me laugh. Keep up the good work. Ps sorry about all the random punctuation, just thought it’d be funny to see Nate pause while reading this every other word.

[@codybourque337]

Nate's tombstone will be the world's smallest tombstone, actually microscopic saying: (thats a colon Nate, take a small breath and then continue to read) "I get nervous, I don't trust stuff. Who's your source?" with a picture of Big Foot and Nate doing improv in front of Stone Hinge.

[@rikki2156]

What's up Nate, Aaron and Bounce House? Love you guys and literally laugh out loud often throughout your 'show' You always deliver the hard hitting facts and I especially appreciate the clean humor. Wondering what your thoughts are on Hopkinsville's Edgar Cayce's prophecies and his prediction of the polar shift that we're experiencing today?? Stay safe, stay fun and stay funny :)

[@BryceLK]

Listening to these people talk about science right now is going to make me flip this table.

[@LeftCoastElectricSB]

Heres to the algorithm!! I look forward to every episode. “Fubwhaaa”

[@RobAutio]

Serial killers for a topic, as i kind of think Bowling Ball already has some of the personality traits of one lol Also, been a fan of the show since the first 100 views of episode 1. Keep it up guys.

[@chefxhyrule242]

They’ve kinda covered that a little in an prior episode I think

[@RobAutio]

@@chefxhyrule242 you’re probably right..we know the attention span is all over the place haha

[@glennrudolph]

I fell off the nateland podcast a few months ago, but then I see “aliens” and I am back! Plus y’all read my comment! Cheers from Chattanooga.

[@dustystephens7387]

Dayton TN here, only Chattanooga folks know where we are!

[@glennrudolph]

@@dustystephens7387 haha well I’m actually signal mountain...I just say Chattanooga for that exact same reason. 😂

[@dustystephens7387]

Haha perfect

[@Zypher2887]

Them talking about long old song titles makes me think of the Louis armstrong song she's the daughter of a planter from havana or my buckets got a hole in it. Lol great songs but super long titles keep up the great work guys

[@jillredding9806]

I have renamed Wednesday. I gleefully tell my Family members it’s Folksday! Every Wednesday

[@DuckBear88]

New show ideas, mail, tv and movies, Oregon, nascar, college, cars or siblings. Love the show been watching since the 1st episode.

[@jackfromyourhouse6033]

6 minutes in and we are comparing Napoleon to Oprah. Man I love this podcast.

[@kvisa82]

Best episode yet. 😂 Actual tears streaming down my face, I'm laughing so hard. Greatest Average American meets aliens. 🤣

[@jesseshaffer1624]

Yo much love from Michigan folks!

[@jonadams3494]

I'm a hard soap and loofah guy but I still wouldn't use "Aaron's Bag of Recycled Soap Bars That Are Too Small Now"

[@amandagarcia1870]

hey nate, aaron and brittle thanks again for laughs, guys. Here are a few ideas for future episodes.... Biggest fears, theme parks(when is the thrill too much), fast food (nate might have a lot to say) and another state like Arizona 😉

[@krazykkarl]

1:39:00 Nate says "triangle" the way Aaron says "panguins!!"

[@markdykema2821]

I was driving my family back to Michigan from a Florida vacation and drove through Nashville Monday night. My first thought was y'all have zero clue how to do snow removal from your highways, furthermore how to drive in it. Immediately after venting about drivers I thought of the implications on the podcast and was so happy Aaron and Ballyhoo had the wherewithal to record an episode "just in case".

[@Dobbs3]

I love the side of Nate throwing shade on these “comics” that ride certain slants hard. “They say words that people have already said” 😂

[@donjohnson1963]

Loving the "Nate can't read" bit. Always makes me laugh when Barkbox corrects him.

[@Coachandrewjames]

As a Wisconsinnite where Rollout the Barrel is played at every Packers, Brewers, and Bucks game, I was screaming along side Bejeweled that the song Aaron played was not rollout the barrel.

[@nedflanders2943]

Looking forward to the new Netflix special in March!

[@emma.aubrey]

Nate should start airing his golf podcast during Aaronland, during Nateland

[@munchmacuchi7502]

dope how you are promoting mental health awareness !!!!

[@WISH-vw1tg]

OH! MY! GAWD!!!! A Triangle???? Lolololol!!!🤣😂

[@dprich100]

Bingo: "So if an alien wants to come on the podcast who is going to be our spokesperson?" Aaron: "I think I am." Nate gave Aaron the most disgusted look! Aaron's first question to the alien - "Since you all are so advanced can you take a look at my foot and see if you think this is gout?"

[@RedHotFireballRocket]

Yes!