Nateland | Ep #39 - Con Artists ft. Gary Vider

[@JustTheFlecks]

Guys, I watched the Con Artist episode expecting the standard Wikipedia readings about Ponzi Schemes, famous con men, and everyone’s surprise when you all heard con man is short for confidence man. Then, wham! You have a legit grifter/comedian actually explaining how cons work. Very informative. You may have helped some older people avoid getting scammed. Nice work, heroes. Then again, I’m not here to learn, I’m here to laugh. Part of that laughter is hearing three guys from the lower backside of an IQ bell curve explain topics like American History and Physics. It’s interesting to hear an expert correctly explain something like an IPO or the Stock Market, but it’s funny when defined from fallible source material on the internet, then interpreted and explained by the three of you. Here’s hoping knowledgeable experts can be kept to a minimum. Keep up the great work. Jim

[@kentscroggins4982]

Almost 6 months ago I was sitting in a hospital room with my wife and newborn son (listening to the “Animals” episode and laughing uncontrollably at the “Paynguin debate” . Fast forward to now, we are back in the hospital for my 6 month old son, having lots of tests done on his heart. We have been here a couple of days and I have truly been waiting for the Wednesday morning drop of the latest Nateland episode to take my mind off everything going on. It’s just what I needed! Thank you for the laughs, we love y’all so much!

[@paulm.e.mueller2903]

Praying for your son and your family.

[@lisa408t]

Praying for your family

[@thelearningcurve1600]

Sending you good vibes and love. Keep your head up.

[@good_guys_gaming]

Hope your son is ok man. Hang in there!

[@uxhdwgfqak]

Hey Kent, hoping for a good test results!

[@barfymann362]

"Hello Folks!" is now our secret word to recognise other Natelanders in the wild.

[@zackmacdonald8236]

Love you Baffy, Day 1 folk

[@xThePsychoNautx]

I am a server at Maui Brewing Company in Waikiki, and I address all my tables with "Hello Folks!!!" In the hopes of finding some traveling Natelanders. Keep up the good work fellas. I would love to see Nate on Aaronland to discuss his new special.

[@tiffaninichole]

Hey! I went there in 2018- very cool!

[@markpuleo8451]

My wife and I started dating at a Double-A baseball game that I snuck us into using an expired press pass and a very poorly printed duplicate that had the same exact name on it. I told her to fake a phone call and look very stressed so that the security guard wouldn’t ask to look at the pass and then five minutes later I walked in with the same exact pass. We had to walk up to the press box to really sell our con and then moved behind the dugout. By the fifth inning she was my girlfriend and two years later we got married. Thanks for the great episode folks.

[@natenlk18]

I have zero recollection of saying I want to quit beer for three months., maybe I do need to cut back... Always appreciate the shout out though!

[@ninandrews]

This is the best comment!! 😂 23:25

[@imaginemeinart]

Working nights in law enforcement it's great you post these at early hours. Come to Pittsburgh Nate! Might sound lame but I like that I don't have to run my kids out of the room when watching your Netflix shows. Keep up the great work. Can't wait to see another Television podcast episode. Ever think about doing a whole episode on restaurants you have liked while on the road?

[@danielgonzalesmusic]

Would love to see an episode about Statistics. History of how they come up with stats. Some of the weirdest stats out there. Stats that were proven wrong. Etc. Love the cast guys!

[@zac3392]

37% of statistics are made up...

[@TJones-te1pl]

How AWESOME that Gary has done and is doing all he can to live a different life!!! CANNOT express how much ADMIRATION and RESPECT for Gary being real, being transparent and bulldozing through his entire life's building to change what all things were setting him up to be so he could be a MAN of INTEGRITY and GRIT!!!! The fact he didn't go the path of ease, of least resistance and glamorize the life that truly devastated and brought pain. He's incredible, absolutely a ROCKSTAR! Gary has earned honor! I hope his deepest and richest desires for being the man he is striving to will come to fruition!

[@hamptonstarks7446]

The Starks rock was my dad lol and it was in Memphis Tennessee... the piece of metal looked so much like a meteorite that the local science museum had it tested

[@jaypers232]

Let’s see the rock!

[@tiffaninichole]

Since Nate’s stories are random, here’s one of mine. True story. Set in 2005. My family from Michigan came to visit us in Alabama. My dad and brother went golfing with my Uncle and cousin (Deer Run course) While waiting for another guy to finish up, the ball literally shot backwards in a freak accident. It struck my cousin (who had already had one brain surgery in his life) RIGHT in the head. He ended up at Huntsville hospital for weeks and had another major surgery on his brain. Fast forward to a year later when they came back to visit. Our Pastor did an illustrated sermon where he literally hit golf balls into the balcony near where we were sitting. I’ve never seen my aunt snatch my cousin up and run screaming” no!” the entire way out of any place so fast in my life.🤣 Truth is stranger than fiction!

[@jacobhebert9269]

So Nate has been my favorite comedian since I ran across him on Pandora years ago, but it wasn't until this podcast that I realized the creepy number of things we have in common. We're the same age, our daughters are the same age, both named Harper and both are little heaters that have taken over our beds. We have the exact same golf handicap, and half of his special sounded like he was describing my childhood. Just falling off of bunkbeds, bad concussions and they kept sending me back to class and I even got saved from drowning (Explains a lot in both our cases)! Most importantly we have the same healthy distrust of statistics! So what I'm saying is... identity theft is not a joke Nate!

[@ogmickeydiamond]

Nate & Jake!

[@joshuafox4296]

A contest for the greatest average American

[@AABrawn]

So are we just going to act like we didn’t see the tab “Aaron Weber’s MySpace” at the top of the webpage? (23:01) No wonder he took a friendship class lol

[@daniellumpkin1366]

I was caught off guard when I googled Aaron’s name to find his album info. His website is designed to replicate MySpace to the most minute detail. I have no idea how much it cost but it was worth every penny. His friends include Tom (of course), Nateland Podcast, and the Goo Goo Dolls (online now). I’m just surprised the AaronLand podcast isn’t in his top eight

[@paulm.e.mueller2903]

Last week I was looking for his website and that's all I found.

[@TheDoctorJones]

Great stories from Gary. And at one point, he said "alphabeticalize," so I assume he's officially a member of the show now.

[@joeyballantine4956]

the way gary talks and tells stories gets me locked in, he is awesome

[@drewsorrill6680]

i thought Gary was just rocking a hoody for a minute and had the smoothest chest ever

[@ctodd122]

Yeah, I also thought he was there shirtless. Then when I figured out his shirt is the exact same color as his face, if I focussed on his face his shirt disappeared. Magic.

[@BearWithoutHair]

Nate, who starts 5 different sentences at once before finishing the thought, which is still spoken in broken english at best: “comedians are..i think we are good talkers”

[@irenfrew]

Hey Aaron, big fan, longtime listener. Just wondering who this Nick Bargatze guy is and why you and Brian keep having him on Aaronland. I mean he’s funny I guess but he always acts like it’s his podcast, shamelessly promoting his stuff and talking down to you and brian. You guys should think about mixing it up a bit, maybe have Nick sit out a couple weeks.

[@BentonPanther79]

I was on the same season of America's Got Talent with Gary during season 10. I was a part of the trio, Triple Threat. Gary is a very funny comic.

[@devoncarothers5003]

Hello folks!

[@KevinZahner]

Nate’s being critical of transitions when his favorite one is, “Ahhhhhh ... “

[@eric-welshenbaugh]

As a producer, I have to tell you that I love and respect Nate so much for doing smooth transitions and putting that much thought into it. It is so satisfying because a lot of talent that I work with says "that's your job" but Nate loves his craft so much that he puts everything on himself. Must be a dream to work with. However, breakfast & goutfoot...breathing and giggling are NOT good transitions for Nateland, but I'm sure it works for Aaronland's Breakfast Special sponsored by Magic Spoon

[@score3q]

Aaron's back story "Hello Folks, I'm Aaron Weber, like the grill *winks* and my Dad's a Principal.

[@mrlandscapellc1131]

Man what a phenomenal episode!! Gary had some great stories. It was great watching Nate, Aaron, and Barney just watch in awe and listen as Gary talked about his absolutely insane childhood. It’s wild thinking about how easy his dad was able to con all the people at MSG. I don’t think it would be that easy today but I loved hearing about it. Love you folks and keep up the laughs.

[@michaelbuckner5]

I posted on my Instagram story that I watched The Greatest Average American and listened to the Nateland Podcast in one fell swoop but I spelled fell, F-o-u-l. My friends jumped all over me for spelling it wrong. I felt like Nate when breakfast and Aaron correct him for saying almost EVERY word/name wrong. Keep up the great work I love listening to you guys.

[@lukelooman9228]

I like how Nate stumbles over reading every comment, yet rips through the Magic Spoon advertisement like an elite athlete recently cured from gout.

[@SofaKingWashed]

When you guys were talking about comedy being mean, it reminded me of what the great CQ once said (I think he attributed it to someone else tbh) "C'mon guys, it's comedy, somebody's gotta get hurt".

[@RossWoodsJr]

Confidence is key! My buddy and I used to trick our way into all kinds of places at Arena and NFL football games. I’ve gone in the concession stand area and grabbed food with the workers, gone into suites and drank top shelf booze with the owners, and even signed autographs after the games with the players in the locker room. I’ve used to the same tactics to skip long lines at places and to get free stuff all over. It’s just fun! Love the show...Nate, Brunch, and The Gout!

[@nicholasbutcher7586]

How about a Nateland weight loss challenge? You could get it sponsored by Noom or Krispy Kreme

[@l3sl3y]

I went to Nates’ show in Phoenix before his special came out. I highly recommend going to his show because he has new material that’s hilarious. This podcast is one of the best things to come out of 2020.

[@NathanT87]

I'm going back through all of the older episodes that I missed, I just started listening to this podcast. By far this is my favorite!

[@richgarc84]

Great episode! Gary should be an adjunct Notre Dame professor and give a class called “How to scam your way through life.” The class would be just as legit as any friendship class, if not more so.

[@elliottcarey7139]

I don't know about naming stars but my ex was obsessed with penguins, so I "adopted" through an agency. They claimed they would send you a picture of your penguin and it's name. Her love of penguins came from her mom, so I thought it would be really cool to do it for both of them at 50$ a piece. I paid the extra money for the Christmas wrapping and packaging. Fast forward to opening presents they opened them and both were proud adopters of the same exact Petey the panguin.

[@andypehrson9316]

I'm an hour in and just now realized Gary's wearing a shirt under that hoodie

[@wademoney8702]

Just watched the new special. When you were talking about one person in a relationship being a dreamer and the other person not wanting anyone to have any fun, I was laughing so hard I was crying. I then looked at my wife on the other end of the couch and the look on her face told me she didn't enjoy the joke as much as I did. She might even have been a little more irritated at how hard and how long I laughed about it. Can anyone offer a safe place to sleep?

[@conservativepineapples6203]

My husband and daughter both looked at me, as soon as Nate said that! It’s funny cuz it’s true!

[@susansmith2062]

As Gary started telling his story, I had to pause it and tell my husband how I had read this crazy article last year about a kid whose dad got him into all these amazing sporting events by posing a SI kid reporter. I had thought the article was fascinating at the time.... So interesting to hear Gary talk about it on the podcast. We saw the show in Appleton, you were both great!

[@thelearningcurve1600]

I’ve watched since day one. A big fan of your stand up. Now a big fan of these two awesome human beings. My kids love you guys and my wife is warming up hahaha. Your magic episode with your pops was phenomenal. Pls bring him back again, pls. Tell Aaron we NEED him to drop word bombs again. The fact that the word fulcrum came into breathing bates day to day and he brought it up is awesome. When you watch all the episodes and get accustom to you guys constantly give him crap for going to ND and his use of “big” words, that small insert bates threw in about the word popping up in something he was watching and he was happy he knew what it meant, made me laugh so hard. My wife thought I was crazy. Cheers! Joshua, Sisilia, Oliver, Zoe

[@JohnHenrySoto]

Don Rickles spoke about his wife all the time and he was happily married forever. Those marriage jokes are what my wife and I relate to the most. Keep fighting and making us laugh. 🙏🙂

[@raytrumble1994]

My wife and I loved the special! We skipped napped with our little one so we can put her to bed early. i ran up to Krogers grabbed some chips and Salsa, then we cuddled up on the couch for much needed adult time.

[@jordanchamberlain5502]

Great show today, Gary was an awesome guest with an unbelievable life story. Speaking of con artists, there is a streamer named Kitboga who baits scammers. He is super genuine and very funny. He is so good at baiting that they buy into his characters and he is able to waste hours upon hours of their time. Definitely worth checking out. Love the podcast, each episode is better than the last. Can't wait to see the live show.

[@jillianswope67]

This was my favorite episode so far!

[@frankgallina5428]

I am a lawyer and was literally on my way to court when I heard Nate say he thinks he could bluff his way through being a lawyer. Before you try, make sure you learn what the "statue" of limitations is for impersonating a lawyer. I can see it now, "Hello folks of the jury. What my client is being accused of is unbelievable." So you know, not a lot of judges are in a joking mood when on the bench. Trust me, I have tried.

[@chrisdcomedy]

This is great hahahha SHOUT OUT GARY VIDER!

[@jasonwilliams1497]

2 podcasts in 1... Nateland + Aaronland featuring BeepBop on both

[@JeremyReger]

No.. the beepbop is broke in the hotel room.. that the silver war survivor won’t know what it is... GOSH haha

[@marktatum9155]

1st of all, LOVE the new special! 2nd, can’t wait to see Nate in Indianapolis! 3rd, you haven’t lived until you’ve listened to Nate talking at 1/2 speed. Apple podcast has a speed-up/slow-down feature and listening to Nate’s slurry words and southern draw in Slow-mo is UNBELIEVABLE. You can thank me later folks Mark from Texas

[@Operation3Sixty]

24:53 "Only 14 & 100 calories per serving" What?? Also, i quit drinking alcohol about 7 minths ago. I used to drink way too much and if i drank, i wouldn't want to go to the gym the next day. And ive been trying to be more healthy and active so i decided to just quit drinking altogether. I dont even miss it. I stopped enjoying the way it made me feel. I started a strict diet about 2 weeks ago and i lost 10+ pounds in 9 days! Lets keep it going! Thanks for the podcast it gives me something to look forward to and listen to during boring 12 hour shifts at work!

[@TheCyclone59]

That was insane. Everytime Nate said "and hes never got caught" I kept thinking yeah until now. After hearing these stories I found his dad on Facebook and now were friends

[@dinodonaldo470]

Dude I literally added him too!! Hahaha

[@teributler3062]

Nate, I love hearing you talk about your wife. You start talking fast! It’s ok if you embellished about fighting. We love your stories😊 from Fangirl Teri

[@justinecadena3553]

Loving the podcast, I just wish we found you sooner! My husband and I just watched your newest special and then went back and found The Tennessee Kid and I’ve been scouring KZbin for any of your comedy. Thank you for being a comic who we can watch in our living room lol and not have to wait until our kids leave the room! Ha! Come play a show in San Antonio, Tx!!!

[@jeremytidwell1412]

Guys... Catching up and on Episode 11. Love the podcast. Here is my observation so far. Nate needs to do a period sitcom set in the 40's where he is an up and coming comic working at one of the mob clubs. Brian is the worn out "Paulie" character and Aaron plays the Godfather's son that is trying to get out of the family business and go into comedy. All set in Tennessee!!!!!! You guys are amazing.

[@martywall6199]

Love your podcast! Haven’t missed one yet. Y’all should do one on memory. Once you look into it you’ll be surprised.

[@pupuslinger]

You feel healthy...it's all relative... 😂

[@plev10]

Shit I hope Dusty gets back to having a good time. Love that dude.

[@JF-ym8gm]

This show was fascinating. I enjoy all the podcasts-think the three of you are great and you make me laugh a lot. This show with Gary, I didn’t laugh as much as usual, but I found this the most interesting. That kind of conning is not moral or ethical in any way, but it is an art. (Internet-style conning much less so.)

[@Heavenzvoice]

My two favorite comedians together!!! Still laughing at the two black dudes in the deli and Gary wanting to know how they’re related from their slang language! Bro, Cuz 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@irenfrew]

This episode is a bit too insightful. I feel like I’m learning things and hearing opinions from someone with actual firsthand knowledge of the topic. It’s weird and I don’t like it. Let’s get back to wild theories, minimal research and baseless accusations.

[@mindygore5960]

Hello Folks! Day two of finishing this episode. Not complaining. Just took a while. What a life this poor kid has lived. Makes many stories!

[@TheCyclone59]

Gary seems like the type of guy to question a homeless guy then still not give him any change.

[@asj2727]

Just last Christmas I'm sitting in my parents house and I get a facebook message from my grandma which almost never happens. It's a link with a blurred out photo and the message says "look what I just found". To me, a 31 year old, I immediately knew it was fake and deleted it, but in the 20 seconds it took me to walk to the other side of the house and tell my mom to ignore any messages from grandma, she had already clicked the link and put in her facebook login and password. It's just not a skill the older generation are going to learn. Sadly a lot of them get their details stolen.

[@ozzynovy]

Just saw you in Appleton. I was the one wearing the mask. 😉 Got the full post covid experience at your show. Had to help the drunk girl from the front row after she passed out in the bathroom with the stall door locked. Good times. You were great by the way. Welcome to Wisconsin.

[@arthurnewman8435]

When I was in high school someone outside of 7/11 asked me for $20 to get gas and he said he would be back in an hour with $50, I just felt bad for the guy, so I gave him $10 and said don’t worry about coming back. About a week later one of my friends came out of the 7/11 and said we have to come back here in an hour this guy is going to give me $50 because I gave him money to get gas. I had to tell my friend the bad news. I don’t know if it’s a con artist he probably got a couple kids that month.

[@JohnHenrySoto]

There was a scam on eBay and Craigslist for guitar players. If you're selling a guitar the buyer will ask you if they can send you a check. If you agree they will send you a check for $500 more than you were selling it for. They then would contact you and say We made a terrible mistake, would you mind sending us back the difference asap when the check clears. I deposited the check and I saw it was in my account but still waited. The check bounced after 3 days. International checks take 3 days to verify so that's how they get you. I told this story at a dinner party and a guy who I didn't know got up and threw a buttered roll at the wall and left the party. I found out he was an unfortunate soul that lost a Gibson Les Paul and $700 dollars. Be suspicious of everyone, like Gary said. :) This was officially the longest this I've ever written on KZbin and I made it longer by explaining that fact. Love the show!

[@quantumking1724]

Yall make me feel a bit more proud to be a Southerner just because yall demonstrate how we're smart but dumb all at once lmao

[@rellenoz]

I wish I had friends like this. I can't find these people in Texas

[@shmooveyea]

When Nate says he doesn't use sudden transitions for a cheap laugh I could see Aaron rewriting his act in his head in real-time

[@ChaseMyska]

I'm still forever wondering what exactly Aaron quit that he doesn't want us to know about. Now the audience is just left to assume it's something illegal. So congrats Aaron on finally quitting your long run of aggravated assaults.

[@joshreeves609]

Nate, some other folks and I are trying to get tix to your sold out shows in Omaha for my 40th birthday. I got my wife and another 2 couples hooked on your comedy. My wife just saw a horse sleeping two days after seeing the sleeping horse joke and almost peed herself! Scalpers are crazy. We’d rather pay you the extra cost than those clowns (no offense to legit clowns)! Got any way we can pay you their prices and you can get us in? Worth a shot...right? Either way, huge fan of the pod and all your work!

[@MarkMaxwell73]

I've always felt like parking lot attendants were a scam. Like I'm going to a game here in Houston at NRG Stadium, who are these random dudes in orange vest charging me $20 to park in a field they don't own? Anyways... "Greatest Average American" was UNBELIEVABLE! Love the podcast, nose breathing and all.

[@EastonBennett]

Listening to Nate explain transitions made me feel like Evander Holyfield getting his ear bitten off was not so bad.

[@SeanNelms]

Gary Vider's album is really good, worth checking out

[@hayleycrowell5483]

Helllo Folks! Just came here to defend Nate’s pronunciation abilities. I have always called silverware, civil ware. I never noticed I said it wrong until college, when I worked at a Cracker Barrel and my coworkers started making fun of me for it. It’s a humbling experience to have your grammar corrected by Cracker Barrel employees in a small southern town.

[@Bewarewolves]

Hello folks! Finally caught up with the podcast so now I can join in on trying to use big words in the comments to confuse Ned. Wasn't sure about Bellyflop and Squirrelly Dan at first but I quite enjoy them now. Love the show guys and if you ever do an episode about Hopkinsville, Ky for some reason, video games again, or some scary stuff, gimme a call.

[@jackfromyourhouse6033]

I'm with Friendship and finance guru Aaron on this one. Players and coaches should be encouraged to think outside the box and innovate in their sports. It takes guys with great "gamesmanship" to push the sport, like Steph Currey, Bill Russel, Lance Armstrong... True innovators. You can really see Aaron college days paid off.

[@brennahoward7316]

Looks like Gary didn't have a shirt on under the sweatshirt. Thought "Ewe! Was he showing off his tan & pecs?" LOL!

[@philiproscoe809]

Love the podcast and watched your special twice. My two daughters teach me something I should know everyday. I think they are starting to wonder how smart I really am...Keep it up folks!

[@mixelpixel]

Po Folks! I thought I was the only one who remembered that place. My mom worked at the one in Hendersonville when I was a kid. I had a t-shirt from there that I wore all the time that said "I'm po but I'm proud".

[@greasemonkey060]

Hey bear! #1 Dad brought me here!

[@corymckenzie6354]

Most interesting episode so far! I mean just unbelievable. Backyard BBQ was just kinda there, Aaron said like two words and Nate drug every sentence out as long as he could. But Gary was awesome and very interesting. Great show

[@corymckenzie6354]

I spoke too soon, Brown Bag and Aaron showed up in the end and knocked it out of the park. Sort of

[@paytonmcnamee9784]

I'm watching this pretty stoned while drinking a coke and have been inspired to stop drinking soda... thanks nate and friends!!

[@munchmacuchi7502]

Great coach teaching the kids to just cheat until they get caught ........... Leadership

[@joed7538]

Hey Nate, really enjoying the podcast. I actually work at Comedy Central Kids and was hoping to get tickets for your next show. We're always looking for clean acts that are simple enough for the children to follow along. Lemme know!

[@mattsconberg8225]

the MySpace open tab on Arrons Web browser... yes.

[@ceoptimist]

Definitely want to see the movie

[@ianhinson4203]

I almost didn't watch this episode because I thought it said Cartoonists, and I was drawing the line.

[@DuckBear88]

I agree, if you dont become a crook and dont use it for anything bad learning from a conman can real give you a good set of tools for life. From getting into places you would never get into (like back stage at a concert) to free upgrades (like upgraded to 1st class on a plane) and getting out of tickets. It sounds like that's what he did from what he learned from his dad. He never used it for anything illegal or bad

[@donaldanderson6403]

Hello Folks! I couldnt find one, so i created a Facebook fan group for everyone to be able to join called the Nateland Podcast Fan Group. Nate, Erin, and Breakfast, you guys are hilarious. Keep it up.

[@brianbatescomedy]

I can't find it. But I am a fan.

[@donaldanderson6403]

@@brianbatescomedy didn’t expect anyone to see the comment, but I changed the name after posting this to “Nateland Podcast Folks Group”

[@morgan0179]

Hello Folks, I'm only part way through this episode, so I'll likely have more comments to follow. Gaffigan has a great transition where he says, "I went camping recently for this next joke..." I think it's hilarious! But I agree with Gary, when comedians have a slightly odd transition and they acknowledge it, it gets a slight laugh, but I think they can do better...

[@keatonwellman3133]

¡ please read my comment on an episode! I continuously watch the video version of this podcast the see what crazy hats Nate and Aaron have chosen for the day. I only wish y’all could see my face of disappointment when time after time Broccoli Basket shows up with his bare naked head. What a shiner that thing is. By the way, my mother has recently gotten into tiktok and found one with your school bus joke as the sound. When she later sent that video into the family group chat I got to tell my family about the way I waste two hours at a time seamlessly.

[@whittneyburditt7780]

Wow! ESPN should do a 30 for 30 about this story. Wild. He should write a book

[@masonharris8526]

Great show Nate Bargatze and Gary Vider! I read Gary's article in Sports Illustrated and included his story in my new book, The Chutzpah Advantage. Your interview provides considerably more depth - nice job!

[@paulm.e.mueller2903]

My Confidence Man Accomplishment When my wife was getting her masters, I would sometimes accompany her to her evening classes and hang out on campus with our two young kids. One week there was a concert series that was free for students and substantially more expensive for non-students. As I was still wearing a tie from work as a teacher, I figured I wouldn't be stopped by college students taking tickets if I acted like I was supposed to be there. It worked! The next night, I had my 2 year-old daughter sprint in ahead of me. No one would stop a guy chasing a toddler for his ticket. It worked again! Sadly, my scheme to college students to pay ME money to spend time with kids and thus impress members of the opposite gender with future parenting skills found no success. I'll go proofread this now.

[@EastonBennett]

I can not BELIEVE Aaron and Nate didn't notice that Bible said the car shouldn't have started after leaving the door open for 5 hours. In what world do we live in where leaving the door open drains the battery.

[@brianbatescomedy]

Earth.

[@holleyjohnson7197]

Just listened to Aaron's album on Amazon Music. Really funny! Love the xylophone story. 😅🤣😂

[@mannybk88]

Here’s an idea! Let’s have an episode of Nateland titled Aaronland and have Nate be the special guest lol

[@YamagataSandwich]

Is that Ghislaine Maxwell next to Brokaw? Look out Vider!

[@ceoptimist]

"Just my family " LOL

[@dprich100]

I can't believe Bean Dip said "Nobody got hurt." Really? He took people to court after faking injuries in his car or having his kid fake injuries. He sued AT&T for something they didn't do. He was sued on numerous occasions for stealing people's money. He took people's money for furniture and then never delivered any furniture. That's just the stuff we know about. This dude made a career out of hurting people.

[@brianbatescomedy]

I was just referring to the Sports Illustrated For Kids scam of sneaking into sporting events.

[@dprich100]

@@brianbatescomedy OK. I really didn't like this episode and it is the first one I've really disliked. So I was probably being a little nit picky. Anyway, thanks for the explanation.

[@rob0tic931]

Just got done watching Finding Nemo with my wife again....I cannot unsee how much Brakelight looks like Dory.

[@JeremyReger]

Hello Folks! You really need to be charging for this.. this is the MASTERCLASS on fraud! I love it! Catch you guys on the flipside! lol

[@charferraro5381]

I love Aaron! A compassionate funny man!

[@ringa8600]

If you like stuff on con artists, "Sneaky Pete" on Amazon Prime was a good show (Season 1. The other two were garbage). Hearing the story about Gary's dad reminded me a lot of it.