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[@mpayne1184]

“I was a salesman. You know, I had my shirt tucked in.” -Dusty 😂😂😂😂

[@pwreese0281]

(first of all I have to say I live in Youngstown and I was at the show and it was the best night of laughs I've had in a while) but I didn't really know about Nate quitting alcohol and just wanted to say congrats on all the success. In the last 18 months I got married, had a deadly alcohol withdrawal seizure, recovered, stayed sober, got promoted to kitchen manager at my job, bought a house with my wife, and lost around 80 lbs. Dusty and Nate, you two are inspirational. Keep it up. Love the positivity

[@mikemartinez5563]

I know it's not meant this way, but so funny that Aaron and Buster are not mentioned as an inspiration. Probably because Aaron mentions people not sitting next to him on an airplane as a life achievement and Bumper is well...Bumper. Just kidding, all you guys are great!

[@kristipickens1079]

When Aaron said, "Ex nihilo" Dusty thought he was starting a spell. 😂 🧙‍♂️

[@rob157]

Good to see y’all acknowledge the Nashville shooting. I know y’all never like to get serious or political but this was needed and appreciated.

[@flatcat_Jessica]

Especially as the MSM have completely forgotten about it. Netland always comes through.

[@lukaskingsolver3968]

I was happy so see this as well.

[@Red_Twizzler]

Gay

[@BwAyNe71487]

"Needed" ? Why did you " need " nate to address this ?

[@mattmccall8207]

As a hobbyist theologian and long time listener to the podcast, I’m surprised I only internally screamed 3 times during the discussion on the Bible.

[@immortanleo3868]

Dusty thinking that $5 for some dead bugs isn’t a bad deal is kinda wholesome in a way

[@parkerwebster6606]

Being a Preacher, I really enjoyed this episode. This episode reminds me of a time I was in Bible college on the day of orientation the teacher went around the class and asked us what our favorite book of the Bible was. One student claimed that the book of “thessalations” was his favorite. The teacher corrected the student saying “don’t you mean Thessalonians?” The student disagreed and continued to challenge and the teacher responded, “well, I don’t think we will ever be getting to that book” That student was expelled a month later😂 Love the podcast guys!

[@Red_Twizzler]

Get a real job, thief.

[@gubbermint5756]

expelled from Bible college? sounds like a real bad apple

[@erinball7781]

Also Thessalonians? Favorite? js

[@donnychastain81]

Hey Guys! I’ve watched every episode since the first one. Huge fan of each of you all. I was medically retired from the military after my second deployment. I struggle with PTSD and Anxiety. This podcast has become my favorite show every week and has become a great social ice breaker. Thank you for an awesome 2 hour episode weekly!!!

[@kalabyrum]

Thank you for your service

[@TheHAMMING]

Take advantage of everything the VA has to offer-i also deal with anxiety, got a prescription for hydroxyzine. Its an antihistamine and has done wonders for me

[@jeannineashcraft5281]

Thank you for your service 🇺🇸

[@philiphayes4610]

For those who want to hear the story about Breakfast’s CD auction that Dusty loves, it’s on the Stand-up Comedy Part 2 episode at the 1:52:44 mark

[@nathanielwiens]

Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

[@JackSather]

holy cow, thanks so much

[@SuperScottCrawford]

I love when I'm just watching basically nothing on KZbin only to get notified about a new Nateland podcast at 1am. It feels like a surprise party every week. It's so real!

[@lorraineh9083]

I wish the entire world would live by 2 of your comments: first, “get over yourself” and “you can’t think that you’re smarter than all those people.” What a wonderful world it would be. Love the goals you’ve set for yourself… let’s just have some fun, especially clean fun.

[@drellison9]

I’ve never heard the term “Rolled” for toilet papering a house before.. I grew up in AZ and OR and we called it “TP-ing”.. as in, “Let’s go TP Nate’s house”…anyone else?

[@paulm.e.mueller2903]

I grew up in Illinois and TP was the common term there too.

[@moschroeder]

Grew up a couple of hours south of Nashville - rolling is a common term. I assume because we "rolled" it along the bushes and such.

[@kalabyrum]

When Aaron said it has been two years since y’all started, the podcast, my mind was blown. So, I went back and watched episode one again. I have been watching this since day one and it has been so much fun taking this journey with y’all. I am here till the end.🎉🎉 Band Member for life!

[@danielcraig6615]

Oh, the irony! Watching four guys ask the question why would anyone need to buy ladybugs when their friend Mike just did a special explaining why and one of those guys directed the special. Love the podcast. Thanks for staying on Brand.

[@jond661]

Subversive marketing

[@jenniferwiley-wright4847]

Thank you for acknowledging the school shooting. Praying for the families that the Lord will continue to help them through these troubling times.

[@mrwalsworth]

Yes! Thank you Breakfast! I've been complaining for years about the ads that can pop up watching kids videos on KZbin.

[@ingersollelliott]

appreciate the dialogue on how avoiding alcohol improved your lives. Still working on that one but appreciate hearing success stories.

[@michelemcdermott75]

I love this group- with my whole heart! Humble- thankful- it doesn’t get any better than this! I grew up listening to Tim Conway-Bob Hope- and a host of others -good clean comedy that’s back! ❤️🙏 Thank you Nate!

[@lisatapley9596]

Y'all are awesome... Thank you for being so funny, caring, and humble enough not to degrade half of the country

[@sleepyheadluke]

that Vecchione special is friggin hilarious!

[@CCMorgan]

Find someone who looks at you the way Aaron looks at Dusty while he reads the ads

[@dianebriggs8797]

😊😊😊

[@DumblesDoor]

Love the topic and Dusty’s Passover tradition. Looking at what’s happening at the holy sites this week in the Middle East I feel grateful to live in a country where we can freely and safely practice and discuss our traditions. Whether it’s Sunday mass, fasting for Ramadan, or breaking that unleavened bread with family it’s a unique privilege we have that I hope I can always say we have in this country.

[@davidbeale1210]

“I ordered some dormant bees one time.” 53:11 - “Whyyyy?”

[@flatcat_Jessica]

Hey Bears, I had a botched sinus surgery that led to chronic head pain and chronic fatigue. I saw three different neurologist, had many CAT scans and MRIs. Never got an answer or any help. One visit to a homeopath and 75% of my issues were resolved. Didn’t even have a co-pay.

[@richknisley9287]

Nate I did it!! I did stand up for the first time. Im in Phoenix. I did 4 mins at "drop the mic comedy club" in Chandler Az. I got off 4 bits and I thank you for inspiring me maybe our paths cross in the future. I have another open mic tonight in Gilbert. Another in Tempe on Fri. and Sat in LA

[@TRYHARDVOLSFAN]

I have a college degree in advanced Biblical and Theological Studies AND a Master’s degree in the subject, so needless to say I was pretty excited when I saw the topic this week! I shouldn’t be surprised that it fell flat pretty quick, and my favorite moment from the episode had nothing to do with the Bible. Gotta give Bates a shoutout for that Rocket Money ad transition. He was halfway into the ad before I realized what happened. It’s the first time I haven’t physically cringed at an ad transition, and I couldn’t be more proud of him. Love the pod, and keep up the smooooooooth work fellas!

[@gibchar]

Aarons hat looks like the type a hat a medieval knight would wear in-between a joist duel.

[@tetromiNolz]

We need more double topic episodes. The flow back and forth between the bible and recycling is fantastic!!

[@bradmcclung3468]

One episode late but had to share my senior prank. My extended friend group decided to take all of the lightbulbs out of the school Sunday night before the last week of finals. We had teacher's kids as well as an athletic manager in the friend group, so we had access to everything. We spent a couple hours one evening practicing taking the bulbs out so we could be efficient. We hid the bulbs all over the school and even bought some extras in case any broke. It went off brilliantly. When I showed up to school the next morning, half a dozen county maintenance trucks were there to install new bulbs. The school was totally dark for most of the day. Administration was pretty upset by it but eventually had to admit that they thought it was pretty clever.

[@chikacherrycola9189]

🪲 Nate🌼🌿 Thank You for your Introduction ~ Prayers & Strength 💜🙏🏼💜

[@CalebBaleFinance]

I love how Aaron reads the ad for Express VPN, then Nate says on his OWN SHOW, "Yeah, maybe I'll sign up for that." And then to make everything even better, Dusty who everyone knows is the most skeptical, prepper-likely one of the group, just says "Yeah, I don't use a VPN. I figure they'll find whatever they find."

[@lizcummings6709]

My husband, 9 year old daughter and I will be driving from Minnesota to the Bridgestone show and we can’t wait. Nate talks about how large these arena audiences are and of course it’s SO REAL, but I am curious how the other three guys feel knowing they are about to perform for that many people?

[@dangonzalez8566]

I was on my lunch break at work. I was sitting at a bench in a park. I saw a tree. I walked right up to it and grabbed it. Just to see it Dusty is right. Nope, I felt like a weirdo. Love you guys! Keep it up.

[@shanehightower4526]

Brians reaction to dusty when he brought up other books than the KJV being watered down is the same reaction people have when they realize that they were talking to someone who has done more homework than him and wanted out of the conversation as quickly as possible

[@MJLondn]

Thank you for the opening message, this is what I hoped for last week but I understand the timing.

[@rellenoz]

Missed opportunity guys! No one bothered to ask why Dusty doesn't celebrate Easter, but just Passover

[@Itsme-jl9rv]

Thank you Dusty for clarifying swearing is not cussing.. 🎉🎉🎉

[@freshandbuds]

Oh I CANNOT wait to hear the Garbage and Dump “experts” chime in on the comments for this one

[@heatherhusk3614]

My kids and I went on a partial Route 66 road trip for spring break. We came across the field of dreams in Oklahoma. I got so excited and pulled over to get pictures. Imagine my disappointment when my Nateland education kicked in 30 minutes down the road and remembered the real Field of Dreams is in Iowa. In my best Nate impression I hollered out, You idiot! Ha! We still had a great time though and made some great memories.

[@to6etherwego]

The Bible and recycling. What a combo.

[@benbecker6974]

That big girl vacuum joke from back in the day. That step back walk you did after the initial before the delivery was you knowing you made it.

[@damianhbc]

This podcast has inspired me to start my own business ,just so I can have Butterbean read an ad for my company lol… This is the only podcast I actually listen to the ads throughout.Great Job

[@mattgoodell7015]

I was JUST frantically typing about how most plastics are not able to be recycled, but Brian beat me to it, expanding on that tho: cardboard with shiny print (cereal boxes and the like) are also thrown in landfills. Basically we SHOULD be using only plain brown cardboard, glass, metal and hefty plastics; and, like Dusty, we should ALL BE COMPOSTING!!!

[@joyspellmann4312]

So glad you said something about the shooting Nate. Your family was my first thought. Peace and strength to all impacted. And very glad to hear Harper is safe and sound.

[@bg140739]

( Brandon Gleaton) The 3 Musketeers were more excited about getting the pen than hearing Nate has A DAY!! Lol. Keep it going fellas.

[@chriszinn7143]

Been watching every show for the last 3 months. Also catching up with all the episodes in between. As clean as Nate’s comedy is I’ve noticed he’s deceptively makes fun of everybody. It’s all in fun but kinda like his pranks he just slips in the insults! Subtle but fun

[@donniehalbgewachs]

What kind of birthday party? Bringing out the lady bugs? Aaron the way you said that with disgust was so funny I about choked. Great show guys

[@johnbanderson465]

Aaron, that Doctor thing was talked about by Karl Pilkington on the Ricky Gervais podcast years ago. Great minds think alike.

[@lmertsch]

The ending was great..Nate: “we love you and listen to you next week” 😂😂

[@CTowens]

Don’t think he realized he did it in the moment, but nice West Wing reference with the “swearing in on the Sports Illustrated” Aaron. I listen to it while I’m driving too.

[@LaurieTrybend-pi3wz]

The Pittsburgh show was awesome as usual!!!

[@freegamecast]

Dusty’s grand ideas for the trash problem were essentially much more complicated methods of burning and burying the trash. Beautiful

[@alisoncecala]

Dusty, again high five! I too keep Passover and the Feast of Unleavened Bread. We do foot washing also. Since you’re on the road a lot, Chipotle’s tortillas have zero leavening. You can get a burrito or their corn shell tacos. Obviously the bowls have no leavening products in them either. It’s a simple go to for us during these 7 days.

[@mandyjamcknight]

Aaron: "Matters never gone." Nate: "But it doesn't matter to him anymore." I'm gonna need to see that worked out as a bit for stage. Hilarious.

[@gloriannpeddicord9317]

I am hearing more and more of your comedy (snippits) on my Sirus. Now my husband is a fan of you all. Converting the masses one person at a time.

[@K.Fulkerson]

The Nashville dump sounds amazing!! Our local dump is based on the weight of the trash you bring in. The minimum cost is 10.00, every time, and the lady in the booth is the meanest woman I’ve ever met! I told my wife if I ever end up in jail, it’s gonna be because of the dump lady! Love the podcast and I’ll see Nate in June in Ky!

[@cheyennebrunhoeber8313]

On the note of Aarons invention idea. I have a young son and have always wanted a machine that could transfer his pain to me when he’s sick or hurt. Get it done Aaron!

[@claytonstevens3613]

On the subject of thinking you're doing the right thing by trying to recycle but doing it wrong - my town doesn't pick up recycling, they have collection dumpsters around town, and it's mixed recycling so you don't have to separate your glass, plastic, and cardboard. For years I'd rather recycling and throw the bag in the mixed recycling dumpster and feel good that I was doing my part. Then one day I was there while the truck was emptying the dumpster and the worker said "You know if it's in a bag, we think it's trash and we just send it to the landfill." Super frustrating after sending hundreds and hundreds of bags full of recycling to the landfill over the years.

[@laynecutler7449]

I was kind of surprised this week's topic wasn't The Masters. I understand y'all have gotten criticism for too much golf talk, but I think it's one of the most interesting tournaments across all sports. The traditions are fascinating. Plus, it's y'all's podcast so talk about what y'all want & ignore the haters 😁. Love you guys!

[@silverowlthrifter]

Brian you should tell that story in a KZbin short!

[@MrsTidwell1026]

Happy Passover Dusty!

[@zackjames6446]

I work for a prominent Midwestern grocery chain. We take all the bags back to our warehouse and bale them into giant plastic bales that go on to be melted and remolded into new products. I would like to mention the bins are for plastic, please do not use them for your baby's used diapers...

[@Jake_Stevens]

My wife and I actually saw Nate perform in 2019 at the Charlotte Comedy Zone and then we went to see him this past weekend in Pittsburgh. To see him go from that small venue to being in front of thousands now is pretty Sir Real. Glad to see that clean comedy can still be successful, congrats Nate! It won’t be long for the rest of the guys to be doing the same thing I’m sure, even Beetlejuice!

[@paulm.e.mueller2903]

That's crazy another guy named Jake Stevens was there with his wife too!

[@Jake_Stevens]

@@paulm.e.mueller2903 haha just noticed my comment went through twice for some reason! 😂

[@joemcatee4162]

Dusty should start taking probiotic supplements. They help with digestion. I use to burp constantly and my wife hated it and the probiotics have really helped. Thanks for the laughs, love the pod!

[@georgegutierrez6311]

Bryon: “if you could be your ideal weight…” Aaron, immediately: “yes” Laughed like an idiot at the gym, almost dropped my weights. PS my wife and i are flying in from Dallas for the Bridgestone show - we’ve been looking forward to it for months!

[@F.C.Shultz]

The comments are all true. It's so hard to not get frustrated when the guys are clueless to something you're passionate about, something you've lived your whole life believing in, something your parents and grandparents passed down to you, something that is so fundamental your very being. I gotta say, long time fan, but I hope they don't talk about recycling again.

[@weibherrman]

I've been so curious if they would ever do a Bible episode I'm glad they did.

[@PaulaKeller_BR549]

But did they really? Lickety split they were on to recycling and stayed there. Bible 2.0 needs to happen with some homework done before. 😂

[@danielfouche377]

To bring both topics together I have a story about my preacher during high school decided to do a demonstration about something (I guess that part didn’t stick) where he put gas in a Styrofoam cup. The part I do remember is that everyone in the sanctuary was almost high off the gas within seconds. Somehow there wasn’t a decision to evacuate for the rest of service, but I guess we all turned out fine.

[@JennyJBAMA]

Trash in the ocean is also from tsunamis, boats sinking, hurricanes and monsoons washing homes into the ocean, plane crashes…etc. just think of those terrible tsunamis that occurred in the last several years and how many homes, hotels, businesses, cars etc washed into the ocean. It’s crazy to think about.

[@LJHYND]

On the Bible Gateway app, I listen to David Suchet (pronounced SOO-shay) read the NIVUK version of the Bible. He’s an English actor most known for playing Belgian detective Hercule Poirot (good luck pronouncing that Agatha Christie’s character’s name- I’ve never been able to! 😊)

[@AmeliaZornes-xb3cz]

Hello Folks, and Hey Bear! I didn’t get to watch this episode until today, haha! I thought it was great that Nate mentioned the Nashville shooting. It was a horrible tragedy. Sending prayers to all the families!

[@huntercwyatt]

I hate ads, but Dusty single-handedly pushed me to purchase a Helix mattress.

[@Theycallmedyer]

I'd love to be able to be in the room with a buzzer and whenever something is said that's not true, I just press the button. Love you guys!

[@CamRom____]

Ya know, zoc doc is great…as long as you read all the words in the dr description. I went to an appointment, signed in, and sat in the waiting room feeling pretty confident in my life choices. That was, until I glanced to the left and saw the waiting room was filled with children’s toys. At first I thought “this is gonna be a fun doctor”…then it hit me, he’s actually a children’s doctor. And here I am, a grown man with a sinus infection, alone with no child. Got some dirty looks, but let me tell ya, he fixed me right up and turns out, he was pretty fun.

[@sethlynch89]

There's a black mirror episode that has the doctor who does feel the pain of patients it's pretty good. Also, if you know Karl pilkington he had that on the Ricky gervais show and it's an amazing episode 😂

[@bstorm9997]

God bless ya Nate

[@dallinharris3919]

Breakfast’s live auction story is in episode 11. 1hr. 53min. is the beginning of the story.

[@delataylor]

Thank you!!!

[@fozzz-vb5oj]

One guy slays 🤔🐕🐾

[@fitzglasgow3148]

Celebrating Easter, Passover, AND Ramadan all at the same time, is a rarity on the Gregorian calendar.

[@genthba]

Aaron's hat is the bomb.

[@marniebrimhall986]

I can't believe how funny the burping thing is... For a million dollars I could not have guessed that that is one of Dusty's biggest complaints is that he burps constantly😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Helenkellertruther]

Nate should get a peloton! The shorts cyclists we wear are usually padded on the bottom so it doesn't get annoying sitting on due to it being hard

[@angeliricafort2478]

Nateland Entertainment is almost to 100k subscribers!

[@ttownneeds7020]

One of my best friends used to be the director of our county’s recycling center. He was very adamant that everything in his house get recycled that could. He knew his wife was mad at him for something when he would check the garbage can and see her 20 ounce pop bottle placed neatly on the top purely out of spite!

[@BOBFudge]

Not to get too serious on this fun podcast but I have done extensive research on Biblical archaeological artifacts. To answer Nate's question about why people wouldn't want to go see if the ark is real is because then people would have to acknowledge that the Book of Genesis is historically accurate. And if it's accurate (which it is) then people couldn't deny that God exists, the world wide flood was real, and the earth was created in 6 days, vs millions of years of evolution. Not only is this site in turkey very possible, there are other archaeological findings at this site that says that this is the ark. A few archaeologists have gone to the site and concluded that this is the ark, yet mainstream science doesn't showcase them because they are bible believing Christians. Dusty, I'm with you on the Passover celebration. 👍

[@daydreamerz]

Same reason why any science that seriously causes problems for evolution gets suppressed. Journals won’t even publish it for public consideration.

[@gubbermint5756]

at 32 minutes, did.....did they just come up with Karl Pilkington's idea (Ricky Gervais radio show)? Hope they stumble onto more, or they do React videos to Karl, and incorporate the references as much as Seinfeld

[@seanodom1554]

Next time you guys do a podcast on the Bible, it might be good to have a pastor join you.. I pastor a church in L.A. (lower Alabama) and I would love to join to discuss the bible with you guys.

[@deangulberry1876]

1:38:23 “there was trash everywhere the place was a dump! 3 stars”

[@jesseraymiller7381]

Love Nate, and all the fellas forreal We bought ticks for London but couldn’t make it .

[@flatcat_Jessica]

Should have bought ladybugs.

[@paulm.e.mueller2903]

Dusty is really channeling his Dale Gribble (King of the Hill) in this episode. I think I understand why Hank Hill would just take another sip of beer and say, "Yup." In response. I'll go proofread this now.

[@chrissyward3622]

I got in a prank war with some friends at summer camp. On a long hike on a hot Oklahoma summer, I hid giant cans of pork and beans along the trail and when they came by my friend and I dumped the cans on their heads. They then had to walk all the way back to the cabin passing all the other cabins and hundreds of people covered in pork and beans. They got me back when I was walking back to the cabin one day and from the balcony of a cabin they dumped water on me and I thought that wasn’t so bad, until I walked past the next cabin and they dumped a huge bag of flour on me. I was then caked and crusty and the sponsors wouldn’t let me back in the dorm since I was so dirty. I had to go find the rec staff and convince them to let me use the hose to clean off. I hung my prank hat after that day.

[@zaram131]

😂

[@lunabella21]

Idk what hockey arenas Nate is thinking of with capacity under 10,000, but the Pens’ & Canes’ arenas both hold over 18,000+ fans. Only the Phoenix Coyotes play in a small arena because they’re using the ASU Sun Devils venue. So congrats Nate, you played to twice as many people as you thought, you silly goose!

[@ahoblit]

I didn't see Aaron until about halfway through the podcast.

[@JoeySpiegel]

Most communities see a rate of 20-25% of non-recyclable items placed in bins. Those items are are things like used pizza boxes or other trash items and end up in the landfill. A 70% success rate is nothing to frown about. If you consider that recycling metal has 87% lower emissions than mining new metal, those small acts that you do really can make a difference if enough people participate. 10-15 years ago our recycling system wasn't very good, but it has improved pretty drastically. PR, however, has not kept up so a lot of people think we aren't actually recycling most things. We are.

[@zaram131]

I don’t believe so. Most plastic is not actually being recycled.

[@ScottyDetroit]

If they make everyone by reusable bags, when you have groceries delivered, you can return your older reusable bags. Kind of like a bottle deposit. You pay $.10 for each bag and when you return them you get your deposit back.

[@93Ari]

Episode #11: 1 hour 52 minutes in for those folks that want to hear Breakfast’s CD auction story. Do yourself a favor!! 😂

[@lacighap398]

I have had a lot too Dusty! I would love to see a demonstration! 😂 but really

[@abbeyw767]

“I think about texting him everyday” hahaha

[@diannawilliams6923]

Dusty, Resurrection Sunday is what makes Passover meaningful to you today.

[@score3q]

They're actually talking about sending bodies to space after someone does. They've already opened up the sign-ups, I believe. They are looking for all types of people and say that the cost/emissions of sending a body to space will be cancelled out by removing all of the burials...I just think, you wouldn't decompose so if you're in the Space Station, is someone just going to float by?