Best Crime Scenes | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Welcome to the murder!!
#BrooklynNineNine #nbc #funny

[@salonii6345]

my fave crime scene: “if you like pina colada-” *dead guy charles*

[@Ruby-so4qi]

lol

[@noahscrown]

Haha yeah.

[@kiyotakaishimaru7920]

SaLoNi yeah,that was really good

[@tvgoesboom9168]

I agree well partly

[@deightonhalberstadt4784]

My personal favourite is when cheddar eats the wedding cake

[@cherrybombkatya5835]

"...his parents did not give him enough attention" i've never felt more attacked

[@hshackleton678]

I kind of miss stories where Jake, Amy, Rosa, and Boyle all work together. They've got great chemistry but they normally get split off to work with others

[@libra3655]

I blame Boyle, he fell in love every time a woman looked at him and ruined the trio dynamic lol

[@user-zg5kx4ts5y]

charles: ...designed by Little Wayne jake: oh, it‘s Lil‘ charles: Oh like lilian jake: no charles: Lilian Wayne OK

[@kaminaridenki2056]

D anyone rmmr what episode/season that was

[@user-zg5kx4ts5y]

season 5, Episode 3

[@mariamberidze2052]

that killed me lmao

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

😂😂😂

[@ZSGreenFalcon]

Ah, yes. 10 minutes of Brooklyn Nine Nine actually being a cop show.

[@vrushankrrao879]

We don't notice it often but there are cop scenes in each and every episode. Season 5 episode 14 titled 'The Box' was a complete episode of cop interrogation.

[@talia_moo9202]

Cut to Jake and Rosa playing rock paper scissors for nearly 20 seconds

[@lorrie9462]

Vrushank R Rao who doesn’t notice it? 🧐

[@vrushankrrao879]

@@lorrie9462 I really have heard my friends saying that there's almost no cop-plots involved in the serial. Just thought there might be other people who think so too

[@callumwhite4268]

@@vrushankrrao879 That episode is one of the best too.

[@caius3936]

alright one more time one more time one more time one more time one more time one more time one more time GOD THIS REVERSE PSYCOLOGY IS A BUST

[@toxic_shmuck4514]

Yes we watched

[@JasonBorn89]

@@toxic_shmuck4514 but did you read

[@iversonpaulalay5514]

Mind blown💣

[@LingLingTheBassPlayer]

I CAN HEAR THIS

[@hotdamndan9892]

"Is she............ Passing? " Every parent on a PTA meeting. 😂

[@marianaaviles7993]

“Put your hands in the air, and wave them like you just don’t care”

[@Metalmanicac94]

it's just too good .. Doug Judy is the greatest character in this show

[@Akagami-ub3pm2eq4q]

Judy!!

[@ishabiswas8224]

I adore Jake and Rosa's friendship so much. They are always perfectly in sync like twins, despite having starkly different personalities

[@DingoDIDeatmybaby]

"Broad shoulders, narrow hips" Everyone proceeds to look at his hips 😂

[@garrettwoods8518]

Anybody know what episode that is??

[@adityapaji]

@@garrettwoods8518 "The Vulture" season 1

[@zachrogers7124]

“I only want to stab you” “Fine Charles door” *charles stands behind Jake still*

[@TheMemeSchemer]

*"Detective Santiago, don't walk away!"* XD XD

[@madsdavidsen177]

The Meme Scheme from me

[@saimasarwar1979]

Love it!

[@holystonks]

Stonks

[@Gabriel64263]

- *If you like piña coladaa* - Dead guy Charles

[@loje248]

9:16 "Les gendarmes, ils sont ici!" - Boyle, litterally showing the funniest piece of french accent I've ever heard. And believe me I am French...

[@pinkgiraffe378]

I think we forget that b99 is actually a cop show sometimes. 😂

[@lisab4395]

Ive watched it 32 times.......there is no show i havent watched twice except for sex education havent even watched it once....anywayyyy i never forget its a cop show

[@jzy7700]

0:52 you can clearly see how Stephanie Beatriz is trying not to laugh

[@asecretone]

Most of her scenes with Samberg end that way 😆

[@roselandon4640]

During the quarantine as an introvert I’ve already rewatched B99 for the seventh time! I’m not complaining though :) It’s a great show

[@usmank1162]

Same 😂

[@bheemareddy5699]

Those are rookie numbers,son😎😂😂

[@rayray2528]

Me too....an introvert and hate being one.

[@tgmwonka8285]

Yes lord

[@musdafaosman5094]

Same

[@tgmwonka8285]

1:19 remember when holt like this but now he all the way crazy for halloween heists

[@renameagain5808]

Yeah lmao

[@gopalkulkarni402]

The very first scene is so good! The perfect introduction to Jake's character. Loved it

[@archiethomsen8770]

Jake: What is going on up there? Scary Rosa with a hairdo: Is it bad? Jake: Before I answer that question, do you currently have a knife on you Scary Rosa with a hairdo: Yes, several Then I love it! it really is...hair

[@farahani8291]

I like how jake ask whether rosa partner is passing or not in the class 😂😂😂

[@spuart3308]

Wow I too partook in the watching of the video in which that dialogue exchange was shared!

[@farahani8291]

@@spuart3308 the point is not whether we all see it or not, of course everyone know the dialogue when u watch. The point is to point out which dialogue make us 😂

[@spuart3308]

Irene Skye near enough all of the dialogue in the video was meant to make people laugh it’s a fucking comedy! So tell me what purpose repeating a joke from the video it is in holds? There isn’t even any reaction on OP’s part

[@farahani8291]

@@spuart3308 well, then, if you dont like people repeating dialogue. And dont like the reason given, just ignore the post and let people have their fun. But yeah, you wouldn't want to hear it from me, you wanted to hear it drom the OP.

[@nohabarbir4404]

Brooklyn nine nine literally makes me want to become a cop

[@rupinderscurrypot7614]

Do you?

[@nohabarbir4404]

Corrupt_rupi eh not really but it looks fun haha

[@shakuntlabatra6815]

Same

[@Achhe.]

Same. Even did research on needed qualifications. And that made me rethink my life choices.

[@rose_linniw]

@Xd_Trickster 14 same, but where I live we call them Investigative officers

[@sleepyrunes]

Holt: Speaking of ties, where's yours meep-morp? Lol 🤣🤣🤣

[@ImAbduln]

why did holt not ask santiago that

[@G2Chanakya]

@@ImAbduln bcoz Amy doesn't argue against him regarding ties. And also she didn't call him a robot meep morp and all.

[@usmank1162]

I’m a simple person I see Brooklyn nine-nine I click its simple

[@co0kii]

4:30 um did Boyle just demonstrate the perfect Asian squat?

[@dlmbs]

I’m Asian and I don’t know what you’re talking about.

[@ishabiswas8224]

What the hell is an Asian squat? - Sincerely, a perplexed South Asian

[@co0kii]

@@ishabiswas8224 when you can squat and have both feet comfortably flat against the floor, believed to a unique skill to asians as non-asians will typically squat with their heel lifted (see peralta at 4:27) or if they try to do the asian squat they lose their balance (i.e. me, even though I'm asian)

[@Sophie-ni8qm]

Close to perfect. He didn't sink down enough

[@lavat9958]

@@co0kii You really never heard of the Slav squat?

[@bhangareakshay]

Just realized at 7:42 Jake: You wanted to talk to me? Judy : Keep your hands in the air......... And wave them like you just don't care Jake : WHAT? Backstreet boys Alright

[@educlarity]

Isn't it will.i.am song?

[@SGN_Maximo]

I still can't figure out why Captain Holt was squatting during that evaluation!🤔

[@hartejassekhon8907]

Its a PoWEr mOvE

[@SGN_Maximo]

@@hartejassekhon8907 like a power pose?

[@kwibloupthesomething]

@@zoekefala1264 Kicks, i think 5x03

[@SensationalBanana]

- Captain, heey! Welcome to the murder! :D That line and its delivery ALWAYS gets me.

[@sreeharivenat8002]

Great job by including Charles's 5 second pina colada among the long scenes 🤣

[@globe623]

2:39 always gets me 😂😂😂

[@iramqadeer190]

My favorite crime scene is where Rosa shows up everyday with a new hairstyle 😍

[@jenniehae5908]

0:55 I've always thought to myself Rosa's hair looks like Cleopatra

[@fullsetsunk4090]

-Is it bad? -Before i answer that question, do you currently have a knife on you? -Yeah,several -I love it

[@grillmadeofrecycledgrenade3197]

Is she passing? I honestly don't know.

[@ajayrajapara3718]

When I watched the first episode, I thought this is some serious show, and then noice...

[@areebbutt9546]

Holt: Just ignore me while I squat Jake: that’s fine, I love ignoring you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@fluxxi3266]

Last time I was this early, charles was still in love with rosa

[@boyfangirl6321]

"You look like Edna from The Incredibles." My reaction to that hairstyle exactly.

[@vanishreeshriraam1064]

Still can't get over "I am detective right all the time and this is detective terrible detective" 😂

[@huskytzu7709]

God i miss the older seasons. Now it feels kinda rush specially season 7

[@joseraziel8070]

Why? I didn't finish the 6 season, I like it so far

[@joseraziel8070]

@@fitriahrabihah5839 soon I will see what you are saying, hope isn't that bad season 7

[@hanawahban9485]

joseraziel season 7 isn’t bad, it’s just a bit rushed cuz there are only 13 episodes this time :(

[@hopelessly.lavenderly]

@@fitriahrabihah5839 yes, there will be a season 8! im hype

[@agustinauriberodriguez7397]

I think its because the show is being produced by NBC in seasons 6-7 so some things changed... (Sorry if I wrote something wrong, english is not my natural language)

[@urdadsashmuck8235]

I remember my first time watching Brooklyn nine-nine man this Shit is tooo gooooood

[@mick7360]

“Peralta, You’re a Genius”

[@brookefitzpatrick4567]

1:55 you can see Charles’s face in the screen 😂

[@theodorevogiatzis874]

I miss Jake's old hairstyle

[@renameagain5808]

Nah

[@elisterssprukts2474]

Nah fam

[@upasanasingh1840]

Nah dude

[@renameagain5808]

He looks so fresh now

[@YourLocalCafe]

It is... hair. Its bad please dont stab me.

[@Equaliser70]

0.00 *A legend was born*

[@PlayCrafted27]

I love how Charles becomes such a child at 8:29, fav scene of charles and jake for me.

[@nikhilpabelkar4191]

"Speaking of ties,where's yours Meep Morp?" This gets me every time !

[@Aiden-0915]

"Hello Captain, welcome to the murder" 😂😂😂😂

[@jetpacknoobee8719]

Jake and Rosa is my favorite duo in B99, 2 badass detectives.

[@thatmexicanuzer]

5:00 Is roleplaying an ACTUAL thing that detectives do? Cause it does seem to make sense, in a.. twisted sort of way

[@syabilaazri7834]

I think it actually can help because it could show what wrong with testimony, follow with what new advident that they could find

[@mehmeturken]

I love Peralta&Judy duo. They always have the best friend vibe :)

[@sarahvandenberg7624]

My parents, my teachers, and me: Is she....... passing? Me lying in bed all day: not at all

[@tampoll08]

0:18 And this the obsession began

[@anonymousmoose8037]

Jake: providing that absolutely Nothing has changed Me: except the pen bull- nvm..

[@kertralpholivar34]

1:55 lmao it actually shows boyles front camera screen

[@ReanaIsHere]

‘Sweetheart-‘ ‘Time to die 🧍🏽‍♀️’

[@deathlurker7869]

I’ve been waiting for this compilation for so long!

[@nohabarbir4404]

I can recite the whole of the first episode from memory and more 😂😂😂

[@polydorosvogiatzis5120]

(John McCain voice) "This job is eating me alive.."

[@quasalor1480]

Jake and Rosa are like Sam and Dean with the rock-paper-scissors.

[@alarafalay4178]

oh my god yes !!!! i've been waiting forever for this

[@0maxali0]

Amy looks amazing in the first scene

[@rob_patrick1]

4:43 why is there a clip of Gina, and Holt in the firing range with Terry?

[@mayradinorah2893]

how did you captured this- -

[@ariannacorradini1712]

where?

[@mayradinorah2893]

@@ariannacorradini1712 it's a very quick frame, only the best fans can see it lol

[@rob_patrick1]

@@mayradinorah2893 good job Hawkeye

[@rob_patrick1]

@@ariannacorradini1712 fixed the timestamp by a second, now it's really visible

[@dudesayingthings]

Craig Robinson really rocked Doug Judy's character 😂

[@adsou1506]

"ou la la" kill me all the time 😂😂😂😂

[@sameernavdarshi6526]

Jake-do u currently have a knife on u? Rosa-yess...several.. Love Rosa....

[@sbolger]

i love brooklyn nine its the only thing thats keeping me going during self isolation

[@theradiojem]

"Lillian Wayne" will never not be funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@pinkgiraffe378]

Omg I love this! 😂👍💙👌

[@dhruvd5887]

This is amazing

[@Alex-of3ux]

I’ve watched nearly every episode I could memorise every episode other than the first vulture and Doug jude

[@user-vy2em9mm3s]

I love this show so much❤️

[@soersav1968]

im pretty sure this is the crimes we see not the best crime scenes but still amazing video like always

[@Zero.timelord]

3:29 This reverse psychology is a BUST!

[@amoah56]

We need to get some of those evaluation pants

[@Mia-sj1mi]

"Not a problem, I love ignoring you."

[@swag3273]

Hey Captain Welcome To The Murder

[@hanaelisabeth7420]

Can you do the one with complete Rosa's hairstyles in that one case? No one seems to have done it.

[@theradiojem]

"It really... is hair." 🤣

[@MrsLPAmy]

I seriously love the first opening of B99. I didn't think the show would make me laugh so much in 8 seasons.

[@josefismaellaude3969]

If only this show will never end.

[@mar0z]

Hahaha funniest cops show ever

[@justanotherdamnerd4434]

*french accent* BINGPOT I thought Henri doesn’t have an accent? *holds cane like an overexcited Willy Wonka* it comes out when he gets excited!

[@manuelm.a.902]

6:53 so BTK is was a special guest.

[@p_sohal0468]

Who else agrees that Brooklyn 99 was better before with fox than now with NBC

[@user-ct6jm1ze2x]

nab NBC did it better

[@p_sohal0468]

प्रसाद सुषमा-मधुसूदन गावडे what r u on...seasons1-5 were better than 6 and 7

[@johnwhittington2998]

P_Sohal04 nah. Series 1-3 were pretty awkward with line delivery and the cast's chemistry wasn't all there (look at the best cop movie scene for evidence of that. Every line in that made me cringe.) everything now is a lot more natural and all the characters feel like real people.

[@ethelann]

First one was the best, it made an impact

[@ramshey5280]

"But that is not all he picked up" "Why do all your characters get stds?" "Because they're living their lives" LMAO

[@ChaoticCobra]

7:50 DOUG JUDY & JAKE PERALTA ... BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!!!

[@renameagain5808]

Yas queen *snaps*

[@ChaoticCobra]

@@renameagain5808 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@mattheaschuster7858]

Nooooo

[@ChaoticCobra]

@@mattheaschuster7858 YEEEEEEEEEEEES

[@renameagain5808]

@@mattheaschuster7858 lmaooo

[@no14sure]

Please make a compilation of all the badass action moments of the 99!

[@nahhhthennn6819]

Please please please make a season 7 and lease carry on making more seasons these are probably one of the best things I watched on Netflix

[@hanawahban9485]

Nahhh Thennn there’s a season 7 but it’s not on netflix yet

[@Dumpy332]

Now it is on Netflix.

[@GATguy98]

0:34 hold up is that Simeon from GTA?

[@ayaxmcgill635]

I didn't remember that episode with Rosa's bad hair, it surprised/scared me so much I almost canceled her for making an offensive movie about autism

[@StarAZ]

After watching multiple times I think that door has opened both ways before that episode

[@jack_db_1989]

I declare this case *DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE*

[@sidharth6707]

Jakey is too nice while rock paper scissors ..he trust Rosa so much that atleast one time she will do something else than scissor..

[@haydenranson6723]

9:28 LE POT

[@MrKoen33333]

4:43 Jake is a Western Spy, Charles is not

[@c63w204W]

slavic squat??

[@hartejassekhon8907]

Is it just me or is everyone's voice slightly higher that usual?

[@pizzatimewithironspider2845]

Oh my god i'm early

Cooooooool

[@barneymcwhat6241]

in real life, all four shot dead, including boyle in the trash chute, after jake reaches to his pocket for his badge despite rosa's being fully on display MURICA

[@arpitdas4263]

Man I enjoy Lilian Wayne and his single Lilian Pop