Neil Breen's Best Work

This is the greatest cinematic mastermind of All Time

[@leavemealone3417]

The sexual tension between neil and that bird was outstanding

[@thefacebiters]

Palatable even.

[@aalliihd2840]

I lost No Nut November to it.

[@xxhenkdehunterx9255]

@@thefacebiters isn't that palpable?

[@steazymccheesy2649]

Felt that in my loins

[@thefacebiters]

@@xxhenkdehunterx9255 no palatable, as in I can taste it.

[@josiecapelo7933]

Neil Breen somehow just looks like he's always in front of a green screen. Even when he's not.

[@PanzerPlant]

Programmable biological green screen technology

[@MiraSubieGirl]

ALL Virtual Green Screens combined... Digital.... Tribes.

[@ms_rifle_spiral]

He could be standing right in front of you, and even then, he'll still look like he's in front of a green screen

[@simshigh]

It's his indescribable hair texture and mid-2000's video game graphics face that convince you he's rendered rather than There.

[@TheItalianFun]

I was upvote 666,praise me

[@howtheheck8639]

I’ve never seen someone so socially awkward attempting to save American soldiers from bombs

[@MiraSubieGirl]

Soldiers - Neil - I will save you. Follow. Me. Soldiers - 😳

[@brmo6232]

@@adrienneruetz5532 who knows

[@MrJamaigar]

Maybe it's the explosion he's talking to. 😂

[@Brioshie]

His movies look like old point and click adventure games

[@TheItalianFun]

Ahahaha thanks, that's what I was thinking of

[@Modsu]

I CAME DOWN HERE TO SAY THIS OH MY GOD. I was sitting here like “Neil is the one guy who didnt get the memo in the 90s that FMVs are a bad idea”

[@clawzx1195]

Oh that's all I'm gonna see now

[@blidrob]

That's the kind of product he could Bank on.

[@mikehitchcock5753]

Wait wtf they aren't..?

[@BebeSensei]

He looks around like he just heard someone call his name in public but can’t find them

[@GareyPongat]

NateSensei so true

[@nickenglehart6469]

Well I bet that happens often with him irl. With him believeing he is some massive famous director.

[@Cosmic_Killjoy52]

Pulp Fiction?

[@taylorinvancouver2017]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@jmike9706]

I’ve done that so many times😂

[@ctshaffer1999]

Neil doesn’t actually use green screens. He’s just so real that he makes everything around him look fake.

[@justthomas8475]

Underrated comment

[@crimzon5100]

Thats the dumbest thing i ever heard

[@monkehman979]

The breen screen

[@Lisa-ek3xn]

There is no “best” from Neil Breen, his talent is immeasurable

[@AxxLAfriku]

GAGAGAGAGAGAGA I just saw something very UNPRETTY! I looked in the mirror! GAGAGAGA!!! But I am the supreme KZbinr of this generation so it is all wonderful! Thanks for listening, dear bfr

[@wulpeswulpes9574]

He is the real human breen

[@Lisa-ek3xn]

AxxL ok

[@FixYourGameplay]

and my day is ruined.

[@InsomniaEuphoria]

totally agree, "best" is just Neil Breen Casually sneezing

[@FrostyFin]

I didn't know they made a movie adaptation of Detroit: Become Human

[@thepickles8833]

David Cage and Neil Breen are from the same planet of insane directors

[@richardpartrestal8664]

@Juan Cortez Muro no

[@jefferyharambe5067]

Juan Cortez Muro no it isn’t you 5 year old twat Especially when you spam it in other replies that have nothing to do with the subject

[@awkward_tendencies]

Neil Breen stepping on set: BLEND IN WITH THE HUMANS

[@moch.farisdzulfiqar6123]

*Become Humanoid

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

He was the actor who stole Joaquin Phoenix's Emmy Awards

[@Alexander-pm3zx]

Oh, yare yare daze. Did you destroy silver Cha- I mean genos yet you know he’s evil right?

[@MrThugergnaut]

He should’ve been Joker.

[@op-nl7dj]

Juan Cortez Muro anyone wants to know what the link is but doesn’t want to click it, it’s just a funny vine comp

[@TortoiseMaximus]

Emmies are for TV

[@outrageddeer2101]

Hey is that a one punch man reference

[@bakedchrispy7261]

Cop who pulled me over: Have you been drinking tonight? Me: I'VE NEVER HAD A BEER.

[@jamesburnett4443]

ONLY COCAINE AND RUM.

[@doda8315]

@@jamesburnett4443 JUST TO WASH DOWN THE HEROIN

[@thebluewhale8891]

@Juan Cortez Muro no

[@SEEYAIAYE]

Occifer I only drink the finest boxed Wine $10 can get you.

[@spartan11mcxbox]

*Beard

[@InstigationFixation]

Twisted pair sounds like a movie about testicular torsion

[@complimentbotd7232]

This movie is a metaphor on Testicular Torsion

[@MiraSubieGirl]

I dont even have Testicals but god stop saying that... Is that when they twist up? Fuck I do not envy you Men.

[@cecilyerker]

Nåti M fun fact you can get ovarian torsion if you have a cyst on one of your ovaries and it has to be fixed surgically

[@MiraSubieGirl]

@@cecilyerker Oh shit my Lady Balls?? 😳

[@criscrosxxx]

@@MiraSubieGirl rekt

[@rookieoftheyear3733]

This is what Martin Scorsese meant by real cinema

[@deepblume6611]

Hope this comment blew up lol

[@iliveinsideyourhouse3943]

Unlike MCU theme park movies, Neil breen movies are about sending messages.

[@jasperion8655]

He has the same narration style too

[@zortmanzambar]

Lol with his tone, anything he is saying sounds like satire

[@rollinsmikey1010]

Charlie or Neil?

[@jackp.2807]

Mr. Guru Yes

[@bigeel6488]

I actually have been convinced it has to be

[@zortmanzambar]

@@rollinsmikey1010 actually both but was referring to neil

[@cuddlyoreo1137]

He sounds like Norm McDonald lmao

[@TJ_Sauce]

Sometimes Neil says his lines like he's reciting a haiku.

[@MiraSubieGirl]

I spend hours wondering "Why" at Neil... And I have had a lot of fun wondering what drug he is addicted to, or what weird Religion he is ADAMANT about... But the more research I did the more I found that Neil is actually really spot on mentally... And unlike Tommy Wiseau or most "Good Bad Movies"... Neil is very intentional and meaning for this to be a "Meme" and just weird fun stuff. Hes VERY aware of what hes making unlike say 99% of hillariously shit movies. And I think that makes him MORE talented and clever.

[@TJ_Sauce]

@@MiraSubieGirl His façade honestly fooled me at first. I thought he was serious for the longest time. He makes the entire thing a very convincing comedy bit. The film is composed like a joke but his execution of expression is so terrible that you think the movie *isn't* a joke. Each and every one of his films follow this code and it never changes, that's an artistic style.

[@MiraSubieGirl]

@@TJ_Sauce ^ He has NEVER come out and said this... But you can tell when you watch interviews etc. YMS Adum does a good video on the behind the scenes of Neil.

[@MiraSubieGirl]

@@TJ_Sauce Either way really clever guy 😅

[@Fatalismic]

WHAT AM I, WHO AM I

[@pizzatime7433]

Neil Breen and Tommy wiseau should make a movie together That would be epic imagine all the endless possibilities

[@arifhossain9751]

I did not drink the beer i did not... Oh hi clark

[@bleack8701]

Nah, Tommy has wisened up recently

[@darrellcovello7917]

Why are we not funding this

[@seththebeatmxchine]

@@arifhossain9751 yesssss

[@mikehitchcock5753]

Holy shit 😳

[@moonbull3137]

This makes "The Room" look like the God Father

[@TheItalianFun]

True

[@dearcastiel4667]

The difference is that The Room had a budget, Neil's movies don't. Anyone can do utter shit with no budget, but it takes real anti-tallent to make shit that costs millions, a bit like the latest Star Wars movie. Neil is basically doing the movies by himself, while Tommy had an actual crew to make the movie. The Room is cinema, Neil's movies aren't and so the fact they are shit isn't as grand.

[@justayoutubecommentator3059]

Dear Castiel I’m sorry but to say his movies aren’t that bad for no budget is a terrible excuse lol. I’ve made better shit with just an iPhone

[@benjaminhartsock3281]

@@justayoutubecommentator3059 I think the point was that, even with a budget, the Room was god-awful. It's a lot harder to be bad with a budget than without one.

[@al112v4]

Tommy Wiseau started to be self-aware with his films after that movie and it completely lost its magic, Neil instead is being 100% serious about what he does, and that's the beauty of it, he's consistent.

[@Mawkatz]

He moves and walks like my cat sneaking around at night.

[@stevieg4210]

Too fuckin good

[@klayer9990]

This left me in stitches. Weirdly accurate

[@deadwinterknight1981]

Only with more grace

[@nooshindeylami9294]

He looks like he has never walked ever before

[@possiblepsychopath6459]

director: neil graphics designer: neil all characters: neil sound design: neil everything else: neil background design: neil the background itself: literally neil

[@Trixless]

comment: neil

[@criticalz7931]

Neil: neil

[@hungrypasta]

hotel: neil

[@Trixless]

Planet: neil

[@aldescora]

Neil

[@notsteve5927]

If you want something to sound serious, just add “programmable” in front of it

[@321findus]

3:52

[@maska3495]

Programmable Neil Breen Body Pillow

[@martinrogers4011]

Ey another Rudy fan!

[@sogflesh4030]

Programmable boner

[@mrsem6670]

Wow nice comment bro type something else bro

[@immortaltoaistisascamdonot4938]

I love how you can never really tell if a scene is scripted or if Neil is suffering from dementia

[@solaire7046]

I dont know why but his movie and every aspect of it plays out exactly how a 2003 rpg looks and feels - the dialogue, the character movement, special effects, combat etc

[@kaidenfelder]

Knights of the Old Republic would like to have a word with you

[@solaire7046]

@@kaidenfelder One of my favourite games of all time

[@kaidenfelder]

@@solaire7046 a true masterpiece that series is

[@lukeredmond8318]

If you doubt the authenticity of Neil Breens stunts I'll have you know that he is actually capable of real flight but it's just the video had to be slowed down to capture him moving at all

[@wulpeswulpes9574]

Real human breen

[@GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse]

Neil is a method actor. He doesn't need emotions.

[@marshmallowdoom7720]

That’s exactly how I felt about killer bean. He was mine and then someone had to go and blow it up.

[@s3njiro901]

Charlie blew it up tho

[@Mikichondria]

ironically I think both were blown up by YMS (still love him though)

[@bannorludgate2202]

Yeah I watched it when I was like 7 then 8 years later it blew up

[@dex3625]

r/gatekeeping material here

[@cecilyerker]

It’s okay it’ll fade into obscurity again

[@chrisjt86]

Neil's acting wasn't bad, that's just how humanoids talk. Give him all the Oscars.

[@STU_PID_STU]

That's my twin brother, Kale, now lettuce proceed.

[@kalecooke4853]

Fight me

[@Anonymous_Eyeballs]

Best joke in this section

[@ApPillon]

I will actually pay to watch his movies in the theatre.

[@liesalllies]

I have. Seeing the premier of this film in theater was one of the greatest cinema moments in my life.

[@MrNotaracist93]

Paid $60 for this DVD to watch it in Australia. Worth every penny

[@jotarokuzo]

Y’all, he said he’s never had a beard. I’m fairly certain that he’s had several beers, probably to wash down his many prescribed pills. There’s no way a sober man could come up with such a genius production.

[@internetvirus64]

"I'VE NEVER HAD A BEER" -Dad

[@ionadavies1295]

Internet Virus my dads the same. It’s always “I’m just tired”

[@nickseda5371]

Yeah he never has just one.

[@BigT.Larrity]

"Spread em wider" -my dad

[@Alexis-bs9rd]

You have a Dad?

[@themayqueen666]

My dad always told me to go on my knees ... 😢

[@TheDarkblade711]

Will Smith stole the idea of twisted pair from Neil Breen for "Gemini Man" like literally programmable DNA man

[@tiaaaron3278]

Benioff wrote that shit, you know the guy who ruined Game of Thrones.

[@triunity686]

These people talk like they are npc's in a game reciting their lines together

[@totallynotzokix11_mc21]

They sound like the quiet kid doing a presentation.

[@Hanzer-ns5bh]

Straight-up Oblivion in here

[@jasonkeith2832]

I've seen better acting in FMV games.

[@user-zc7wz4qt9e]

14:54 never thought this would be a sentence but here we are 😂😭💀

[@howladin6154]

3:14 I like how the "Launch" button was written backwards so the audience could read it.

[@howladin6154]

I should have waited until after the video to comment because that was about the most normal thing in this video.

[@fistofjustice13]

Why he wasn't casted for the joker I will never know.

[@GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse]

Tommy wiseau was better.

[@Scott-tk8gi]

@@GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse nah Neil breen would wipe the floor with him

[@TheItalianFun]

@@GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse thanks now I wanna see a tommy wiseau Joker.

[@juicecan6450]

Because Neil is more of a clown than a joker

[@theonionsystem7779]

@@juicecan6450 or you could say he's more of a joke rather than a joker

[@dencocreations1701]

I love Neil Breen, because he tried to make the best movie he can, he fails lmao, but the sheer effort, it’s absolutely respectable, I hope he keeps doing it.

[@pizzaman5344]

They say Neil Breen shows up in your final hours and says one of his famous one liners.

[@jconte2343]

“Why are they shouting like this?” Because they don’t have boom microphones.

[@AyStar]

Fun fact, this isn't shot in a high school. Half the film was shot on our tiny ass campus in Vegas, Nevada State College and all of us were blissfully unaware this was going on until the trailer came out. I will find you, Breen.

[@nickw.5190]

Jesus christ give that man an oscar

[@ToadJones]

Jesus Christ, give this man a Oscar!*

[@jefferyharambe5067]

Seth Hester he was correct the first time

[@ToadJones]

@@jefferyharambe5067 Your mom was right nevertheless

[@joem13yearsago73]

*jesus christ gave that man an oscar

[@theonionsystem7779]

Oscar give Jesus Christ that man

[@rasengdori13]

*_NEIL BREEN SAID “BEARD” NOT “BEER” YOU ARE ALL FAKE FANS_*

[@deadturret4049]

Tbh youre probably right considering his evil twin Beil Nreen has one

[@keatonwastaken]

@@deadturret4049 not probably, he is right because he says it's my brother

[@deadturret4049]

@@keatonwastaken i never claimed to not be a fake fan

[@keatonwastaken]

@@deadturret4049 ah no, didn't say that, i just said it's not probably to the sentence being beard

[@lightningcruzgaming8162]

VooigouigJames Oh Burn bliivugvuyvyuykvutvugvugvugvvvguiviugvugivygvuygvygvuygvytvytvtvuytningihignignignuhnignjignignignignignig

[@caylaweinberg2327]

Charlie's laugh gives me will to live

[@mikeecho3092]

Some say if Tommy Wiseau and Neil Breen collab the society will collapse.

[@themayqueen666]

So Covid 19 is Wiseau+Breen's fault?!

[@bs70005]

Damn, this is some tiny husband level editing

[@user-xu9km3si8l]

The special effects are so good I can never tell when they’re using a green screen

[@PeterPing]

Tommy Wiseau: "I made the best movie ever" Neil Breen: "Hold my beer"

[@feetusgaming779]

I'VE NEVER HAD A BEER

[@carlostdied1184]

>love on a leash

[@ButtonMasherReal]

What beer? He never had a beer.

[@nasa095]

I've NEVER had a BEER!!!

[@d0ysh464]

Hold my tuna.

[@waves2893]

That’s the girl I met earlier… I’ll follow her

[@ahmadamer1623]

don't you just love it when you watch a video so early that only has a quality of 360p

[@JayKayEllEmm]

Ahmad Amer Joaquin Phoenix and Todd Phillips are the Kings of Comedy.

[@struggler8532]

Bro I haven't has wifi for months and now 360p looks good to me. Help.

[@PanzerPlant]

Juan Cortez Muro Incorrect.

[@meleemastermaa1449]

Broke: Will Smith's Gemini Man Woke: Neil Breen's Twisted Pair

[@bananachild1936]

0:14 This is what a Charlie sounds like when its humor gland is being tickled

[@ryancooper780]

The people that disliked this video must have been laughing so much they missed the like button

[@thepickles8833]

Or jealous of Neil’s godlike power

[@yungmahu]

"so it was the aliens the whole time" that's also the plot for naruto

[@buzzlightyear3357]

Leah Young I read this the second he said it

[@powertheimmortal]

11:55 that explosion was layered over him. meaning that the machine wasnt was exploding but the very air around neil brien sought to impede him,

[@briarmason8737]

When Neil shot Lisa I half ass expected him to say "I cannot believe you made me shoot you."

[@tomatoes3296]

“Good morning. Have a nice day.” God tier

[@WatchinMovies]

We went to the premiere last year in Chicago and had a blast. Did a review and audience reaction video on our page. It sold out with an attendance of 500+ It was wild!

[@Eisenwulf666]

Sounds like fun! Your channel is kinda awesome, keep it up 👍👍👍

[@bogsdog]

The way Charlie feels about Neil Breen is how I feel about Chills. He was my special little guy.

[@scrubhq9130]

Actors: how good should the acting be? Producers: *yes*

[@bowiefoot]

producer**

[@ilovecats0116]

“it was embarrassing to think i was once this age, i couldnt even use reddit”

[@owenmasur5640]

Neil Breen predicted the Metaverse.

[@HeatherHolt]

Now I understand why Charlie liked the new terminator so much

[@criscrosxxx]

. New terminator didnt have Neil. How could he have like. Fake fan I see.

[@theknightikins9397]

Neil always looks like he’s in front of a green screen. He’s so powerful that even reality looks unrealistic.

[@my_name_sj9689]

I liked the video as soon as I heard him say, “I’ve never had a beard!”

[@AlexiPetrikov]

His movies just keep getting better amd better.

[@sebasg.2709]

He just has a camera, a greenscreen and a subscription to a stock footage site

[@davidjones8043]

An immense immeasurable GENIUS

[@pedromiguel0007]

Kojima is Neil Breen with bigger budget and better cinematography skills.

[@Upsetkiller456]

Pretty accurate. Kojima is carried by a skilled dev team imo

[@urmumgay7067]

Neil Breen is honestly my favorite actor

[@idontevenknow9758]

So these last few weeks have been extremely rough for my family and me. I came home today feeling okay-ish and I saw you uploaded a video. I laughed my ass off. This made my night, thank you for the pick me up.

[@pizzaboy6752]

Never doubt our Savior charlie. Also keep your head up man, it gets better. :)

[@idontevenknow9758]

Digiorno thanks dude that means a great deal. Hopefully things turn up soon but in the meantime we are at least okay for the time being which is a good start.

[@imadgrim]

Are you paying attention, Hollywood?

[@DZMoops]

Imad Helwani they did they made Gemini Man after watching this

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

Neil Breen, Tommy Wiseau, James Nguyen and Derek Savage all need to collaborate together. They're the four horseman of directing, and a project of all their talents will be catastrophically phenomenal.

[@brookhall8957]

MoistCritikal: "I don't know who blew Him up, it was probably Red Letter Media" Adum: *sad horse noises*

[@nicholashansen6458]

Out of all the actors out there, he sure is one of them.

[@legendarycryptid2629]

Never forget how hard Neil Green made Charlie laugh.

[@splam8255]

"You will give the people of Earth an ideal to strive towards. They will race behind you, they will stumble, they will fall. But in time, they will join you in the sun, Neil."

[@aizaavalos330]

*"I never had a beard!"* *Wheeze*

[@powertheimmortal]

15:00 lol that transition from leaping to climbing. his legs were already sadled on to the railing before we even see them move.

[@edwinm-m5008]

Neil Breen is the Kubrick of our times. His films are utter masterpieces

[@BadHorse45]

Neil Breen has truly Doubled Down on his visionary ideas. One day he shall hopefully Pass Thru his Fateful Findings to a Twisted Pair who can carry on his legacy and announce to the world "I Am Here....Now"

[@xx-ph5ml]

Programmable, Program : The Movie - Neil "Programmable" Breen

[@cwallace]

"he's hacking the earth" 😂😂😂

[@SpliTSideZ]

I always assumed it was RLM that reviewed his movies 1st but it was YourMovieSucks that started to make him popular

[@florpleborp2275]

*”Follow me. You won’t get hurt. Follow me.”* He sounds like a robot that’s been programmed to lure people into dark alleys. EDIT: I wrote this before realizing this has... something to do with him being robotic? Maybe? I can’t tell to be honest. SECOND EDIT: MY GOD HES ACTUALLY A SEXUAL PREDATOR TOO WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED So this is my third edit it feels like I’m locked in some fever dream state and I’m writing down my discoveries as to not lose my mind but now I genuinely have no idea what is happening and now there’s latex gimp suits.

[@florpleborp2275]

When the shit did I write this? Why am I coming across a bunch of my old comments lately??

[@Yuiui_iuiuY]

8:47 Neil's power is so vast the air hit her

[@powertheimmortal]

15:26 if his legs are poweful enogh to jump 20-30 feet in the air, why does he keep stumbling around!?!

[@adrianomaly1760]

“A Lemon-less digital universe”

[@ayrtoncoetzee1546]

Whenever Neil says "bitch" it just cracks me up.

[@collin0898]

I learned about Neil from YMS. My life has been significantly better since.

[@spitefulraven]

I randomly decided to watch Double Down and then rewatch Adum's review this morning, so I've had Neil Breen on my mind all morning...and then Charlie posts a Breen vid too...I guess it's just a Breen-day.

[@ponytheprostituteonvinyl7591]

So I was driving down i4 with my girlfriend and I saw this sign, an advertisement for this little faimly restraunt called boardwalk burgers. Nothing extraordinary just a little burger joint, where homeless people throw some burger Pattys on the formen, and I look at this sign I analyse it and with my razor sharp wits I say: boardwalk burgers more like bored burgers cause those burgers aren't having any fun.

[@CuriousGeorgeFan]

orca green Obama booty Walmart sandwich

[@IntheBay85]

Was waiting for a Jeffrey Epstein meme at the end of this, my disappointment is immeasurable.

[@jamesburnett4443]

@@IntheBay85 are you an uncultured swine?

[@perrygriffin2371]

Try hard

[@jaceofspades328]

Imagine how awesome Neil breen's stuff would be if he got a 10 million dollar budget

[@deltathecomic4765]

Charlie’s genuine laugh is absolutely adorable.

[@KnockedupNout]

Here we are, in 2021, and you have not changed one bit! You are still just as amazing and hilarious as you were years ago! I'm new to your content and seeing older or newer content is equally entertaining!

[@GenuineLarry]

Neil around 2:17 goes from a PS1 Silent Hill walking virgin to Chad in an instant

[@kingsleycy3450]

Neil Breen has the perfect personality for these things. You can tell he is thinking, the humanoids don't get it yet, but one day they will be saved by my genius

[@christiangasior4244]

Imagine Neil Breen collaborating with Tommy Wiseou. Now that would be a twisted pair.

[@ramonek9109]

I can not believe that you have torn me apart, Lisa. How could you have done this? How could you have torn me apart?

[@iamstewpit6740]

*Cr1tikal laughs* The Universe: Wait, that's illegal...

[@nwonomad]

He's a genius and only other geniuses can see that

[@thepsychologyofaninvertedl6237]

Neil Breen's work is beyond human comprehension, no man can truly understand the work of Master Breen.

[@conbro0985]

5:36 “bitch” 😂😂😂😂

[@Falkov]

The existence of movies like this..that much work..those sensibilities...stunning.

[@zacharyellis5383]

*gets shot* *drops* "oh yeah I'm an alien" *gets up and casually walks away*