Nerd³ Plays... Hard Time

[@TheMasterMoxxic]

"just because a man is carrying a machine gun doesn't mean he intends to use it as a weapon!'

[@angeliukas5]

+TheMasterMoxxic Yeah, no, that's exactly why people carry a machine gun. *BUT HE WAS PROBABLY JUST CHECKING IT OUT AMARITE?*

[@zenaidaalejo27]

Yea he just ment to press "F" If you play the game im talking about props to you

[@JRC99]

+Zenaida Alejo Would you say you'd pay respects to those who get it?

[@TheMasterMoxxic]

Zenaida Alejo would that game be payday?

[@valtteriluoma-aho]

Seems legit

[@tjdoherty11]

If this was your childhood you deserve a medal

[@dawngail66]

Yes it is

[@schnauzer360]

Fr, haven't been here in years

[@microsofthoodie]

MDickie games in general were my childhood. I bought the full versions of all his games back when I was 10 or whatever

[@KadesShow642]

Nostalgia Medal Earned.

[@animegirl0247]

Where’s my medal?🤨

[@Reddsoldier]

"Loosest use of the word 'Simulator' ever"

[@PlatinumSpoons]

hard time > goat simulator

[@Reddsoldier]

Hard time > Everything 10/10 Like Skyrim in prison

[@leonsmith206]

Bo just like Skyrim. You know the Prison in Skyrim

[@quantumlolliepop5472]

I was playing this and the weirdest thing happened. I was arrested and found guilty of planning to use an apple as a deadly weapon...

[@thearcheduck8746]

well they are a year old.

[@thedawkturr4481]

Here I am lobbing bundles TNT into the cafeteria, getting hunted down across the prison for assault with a deadly weapon ... And then being found innocent.

[@SadPanda-hr5eb]

7 years later and I'm still trying to figure out how he put the gun in his characters name.

[@maxgoodman1080]

Shift plus the key to the left of one = ¬

[@AndrewKillerGamer1]

@@maxgoodman1080 when i do i get ~

[@maxgoodman1080]

@@AndrewKillerGamer1 think it might just be on a UK keyboard

[@AndrewKillerGamer1]

@@maxgoodman1080 Yep its definetly uk exclusive

[@LukeDuke01]

Alt code

[@RobloxianUploader]

"Hey warden. I'm bleeding to death. Wanna help me out?" *warden walks away*

[@emzedjiklool511]

*Getting punched repeatly* "OW..OWW...OW.......Hello!...Yeah i just have been beaten"

[@BlindSide61]

"Just because he's carrying a machine gun gun doesn't mean he intends to use it as a weapon!" Well, I think this is more of an American Courtroom Simulator XD

[@mejohnny88]

No

[@baldurjokull]

Blind Side (A.K.A. Gordy61) I agree. All the american people reading are yelling at you... but it's true what you are saying.

[@cwatson42785]

Baldur Jökull Ásmundsson can you please say svergan dergan vergan?

[@jaytyler2742]

Blind Side true and i am American

[@BlindSide61]

Justice Morrison I am too

[@James-ro7rx]

10 WHOLE YEARS! damn i remember watching this when i was so young when i really shouldn't have

[@silverblazing1158]

aye honestly same I miss these videos he used to make haha

[@SuperToaster25]

"Why is everyone licking my face!?" Daniel "Nerdcubed" Hardcastle - 2012

[@JohnBaskerville5197]

Insane Plum Noice

[@ThePirateCat78]

Judge: that may not be a 'long' time, but it will be HARD time! (3:32) Me: Roll credits! **ding**

[@grimreaper5860]

Cinema sins I got it!

[@ThePirateCat78]

Kevin Goodwin c:

[@ThePirateCat78]

***** ayy lmao

[@herosquad90]

+grimdarkpixels Discount cinema sins. *ding!*

[@ThePirateCat78]

SuperNova "Stealing another channels cliche" cliche. [ding]

[@NerdCubed]

This game contained more new ideas then most of the top 10 AAA games of last year though... :p

[@gutoguto0873]

Absolutely.

[@Snake_2066]

12 years later and this remains true

[@NerdRoss]

2:15 Dan created Rick before Rick and Morty was a thing.

[@NerdCubed]

Some news! There should be a new Spore video tomorrow! (Hooray!) After that I actually have another 30 mins or so footage of this game so if you like it let me know and I'll put up a part 2 of this. If not then I'll do something else. :D

[@gutoguto0873]

Awesome!

[@Duncanated]

Yep, this definitely is a an American prison

[@freemoncler1711]

Foreigner. Southtown*

[@CharlesM2]

Almost 10 years later, MDickie’s wrestling game came to the switch. If the absurdity of this game came too I would be a happy man.

[@rebca_]

"Loosest use of the word simulator" And then Goat Simulator was made.

[@stardust-reverie]

Then, subsequently, Grass Simulator.

[@GigglebunsUV]

***** At least Airport Simulator /tried/ to be one haha xD

[@mugmanicalmaniac]

shaun03a At least grass simulator is pretty accurate

[@LiamLimeLarm]

TheWatermelonMan *slaps face*

[@deadchannel98275dhyu]

***** Fifteen dollars dollars.

[@UltimateGamersNW]

Prison Guard: I can hurt you real bad with this gun in just one swift motion...*throws gun* That's right Emma badass cop

[@Appelmoes444]

Still one of my favorite videos from Nerd3 - EYES is such a lovely prisoner with his cute and innocent machine gun 😂

[@lordbluebaron2270]

No, its "EYES!¬" lol

[@KeiranmcewenLP]

"That's blatantly Hulk Hogan..." But last time Hulk Hogan was in a court room he was playing heel and not in the crowd...

[@SanicTK2]

I have like 300 games on Steam, but this is the game I play most. It's even free Really need a remake or something for fixing the bugs and multiplayer. There's a Hard Time: Source project but seems that it's abandoned.

[@jomcglashan3108]

is it even on steam? just wanna know thanks

[@SanicTK2]

jo mcglashan No, i mean I usually play this game even though I have many other games on Steam. Well it is not on Steam, but I hope to see a remake or this to be released on Steam. You can download it at MDickie's website.

[@xxnooneimportantxx8017]

I downloaded it off his website and it doesn't work, seems like you got it working. Does it work on windows 8 even? Says it can't load graphics.

[@SanicTK2]

xXNoOneImportantXx worked here on Windows 7, try compatibility mode Also, when installing this game, do you get a virus warning (adware)?

[@xxnooneimportantxx8017]

alex_aaa789 Yeah, it may not work on Windows 8, a lot of older things don't. No, I don't think I got a warning message. And I didn't let the installer give me any more unwanted programs along with the download of the game, so I think I'm safe. I'll try the compatibility mode and see if that works, thanks for advice.

[@edcneku4765]

Watching this in 2015. Its like escapists was a snes game and this is its n64 sequel

[@IMCR8Z]

Then [insert the name of another game where you play as a prisoner in a jail where you can run around and do whatever you want here] is the obscure reboot of the series for the GameCube.

[@cs-fp]

"This pool cue is up for grabs!" "No, thanks" *Throws cue across room* ???

[@Sumuddy]

This is the last time I remember being happy

[@brandonritchie7210]

On god 👌

[@carwin_nunez]

wish I could jump 10 years back

[@tjhill0110]

It's Bulk Bogan, not Hulk Hogan!

[@tjhill0110]

+Thetepigfan 123 Hug Hogan. Ohhh yesss.

[@tepigiscute123]

+tjhill0110 my Mooskless getting stronger getting bigger

[@DanTaurusAtheist56]

Cause they can't use there names it's copy righ

[@The2Trolles]

No, it's because of the Joel.

[@Cometpluto]

MOOSKLES

[@NerdCubed]

This is why people should follow me on twitter, I answer stuff like this all the time. :D The TARDIS and Minecraft buildy things will return after the 1.3 patch! I just needed a break from MC to stop the series getting stale.

[@gutoguto0873]

Ah, ok.

[@scubaman7260]

cant wait for the tardis buildy thing!

[@benmcbain3282]

i love how the warden attacked the other guy then said that he was a personal friend

[@Pomlithe]

He goes into auto fight mode because... *drumroll* HE WENT INSANE!

[@applefacemoron]

Actually true he get's so sad he goes insane.

[@Egzindahouse]

Well, I had to come back to the OG after watching the new video

[@Jamezontoast]

MDickie FTW!

[@bloodrunsclear]

‘I’M ASIAN?’ I just like the idea EYES! woke up to his own ethnicity in that moment

[@LilTufu]

My computer can run BF4 ultra on everything but when it comes to Hard Time it just gives up and dies.

[@secretperson5795]

TheTudinh the derp is to strong for it

[@quantumlolliepop5472]

5:12 The thing you thought was a happiness level is your sanity meter. When it drops, you go insane for a bit and lose control.

[@nightmaretamernightwolftam6790]

QuantumLolliepop that's true I've played it before

[@TuggSpeedman-eh9ls]

I remember this one getting uploaded! 11 years, that’s mental 😂 see you in another 11

[@dthefur8609]

The mode you can't control your caracter is called insane mode it happens when the smile is at zero of green

[@jamessullenger9758]

you mean character? use spell check idiot

[@jr.conroy]

James Sullenger He, he is helpful. You though, you are facetious.

[@markj30m]

John Conroy dick

[@jr.conroy]

Shinaito Me?!

[@DrunkenCoward1]

John Conroy You're using words with more than two syllables, you're confusing the poor guy, that's why he's insulting you.

[@sonicsega6]

Who else is coming back to this after the new Hard Time III video

[@sonicecho4777]

Eight years later and I still love this video

[@sonicecho4777]

Four years later my opinion is largely unchanged thanks for asking Kneel at the alter of antiquity Wet-a-whistle at the springs of vigor

[@twilliamspro]

The MDickie wrestling game is pretty fun It's like real wrestling Where a month in during my game Vince mcmahon Hung himself

[@MintySpeedbuilds]

It happened!

[@jonathanbaird8109]

Hanged*

[@theonionsystem7779]

@babybear kugo hangeth

[@adbusby2049]

why is this a core memory

[@Wh9teRose]

bro trust me

[@maxsta976]

Once a warden told me to give him my weapon, so I did then got arrested by a different warden for "trading weapons".

[@scotthuntsberry2898]

how was prison other than that

[@swordcraft9210]

+scott huntsberry he meant in the game

[@scotthuntsberry2898]

No shit

[@MegaScytheman]

technically you were... and because I cannot possibly not say it - looks like you had a HARD TIME! YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@swordcraft9210]

+scott huntsberry you phrased it like you thought he meant it happened in actual prison

[@owendorion8808]

The way these videos made some of our childhoods were next level only if we had a nice blue phone box to go back when they came out 😢

[@jakebutnotfromstatefarm]

This video is 4 years old

[@theburningphantom1]

Man I feel old now

[@thearcheduck8746]

4 years isnt old.

[@nothank3517]

yay!

[@killeranime3591]

I was 10 years old when this video release

[@cinesanctuary]

l h

[@blaisebarnett7555]

Wow I remember the feeling of watching these vids

[@Razzlewolfflight]

The first prison where the guards start the fights for you.

[@edwardp22twitch36]

Am I the only one who keeps coming back to this?

[@santannaLz]

Nope so do I

[@beantoast4336]

core memory unlocked

[@soyboydivision]

This is probably one of the most corrupt prisons I've ever seen, holy shit

[@thisanacondaisbiggerthanth4695]

Lmao

[@soapegg]

you haven't seen the gmod jailbreak games

[@rossjames3270]

He goes mad when someone takes his health and happiness down and then auto fight goes on I know from experience cause in this got me in for 127 days lol

[@gremlindan8]

Watching after nerd mentioned it in the latest one

[@PatrickMullenDrums]

I miss this nerdcubed, hard time, the ship, fallout 4....

[@ewancooper6498]

Man this month is gonna be a hardtime

[@brookepony]

god damn it dan i was eting a slice of cake while watching this and i almost choked to death from laughter!!!

[@brookepony]

and I have now peed myself......Imma go to the toilet...

[@ButterShutterModels]

When a man comes back from court without getting arrested there's only one explanation. FAIRY GODPARENTS!

[@mattixgold1]

Will this work on my apple? 1 stem 1 skin much juicy 2 mold spots

[@WanderingKumquat]

mattixgold1 Nope Sorry We dont like apples in this town >:|

[@ulrich616]

Dude, you really need to upgrade your stem!

[@jordan2738]

mattixgold1 It ran on my potato, it does have 8 mold spots though

[@timothybulson99]

mattixgold1 dude it ran on my bannana and it dosent have a stem so you should be fine

[@jianhoffman]

mattixgold1 I have a expert apple and better stem and two skins and TONS OF JUICE and no mold but yea, It ran pretty good

[@JomasterTheSecond]

*_everything is gonna be alright_*

[@Nothing-ch3dw]

WOAHHHHH woahhhhh WOAHHHH AYYY

[@tomthebomb6199]

just because a man is holding a machine gun dosent mean he intends to hurt someone words to live by

[@SeneticRewinDzzZ]

to die by*

[@tomthebomb6199]

exactly

[@tree427]

America

[@christopherpaulson5216]

“Right so you can ... WHAT THE HELL... okay, so the derp is strong in these I will tell you that” definitely the best line I’ve ever heard

[@sawaxv7136]

Can you just imagine that? Someone is ill, a man/woman assists in aiding you. You randomly hit the man/woman in the face and get him/her into a headlock. You throw them to the ground and still feel ill.

[@psydocthepsyduck8382]

It's called the life of a paramedic and nurse!

[@youlooklikeagoodjoe]

"Havin' a good time, havin' a good time!"

[@Brutalette]

I've always wondered if Nerdcubed was meant to be Nerd to the Third.

[@swordcraft9210]

I mean it means the same thing

[@swordcraft9210]

I mean it means the same thing

[@swordcraft9210]

I mean it means the same thing

[@Brutalette]

Yeah, but that one rhymes. Yeah, but that one rhymes. Yeah, but that one rhymes.

[@Azeria]

nerd^⅓ = ∛nerd != nerd^3 = nerd*nerd*nerd

[@dv_interval42]

Great era, "I'm feeling hungry", he really spoke for the characters, and without a camera, it feels so immersive, like you're in the game world. He's truly a one of a kind creator.

[@Sul_Opreym]

Jesus fuck...7 years ago.. ffs iv been watching nerd since I was 8 or 9 damn

[@BainPlays]

Ikr me too

[@SouthernedgeExtreme]

Also, The Crowd Are From His Old 2D Games from 2000-2003 (Yes, He Made Games In 2000. You Need An Emulator To Play Them Though.)

[@Hokki555]

For what platform?

[@SouthernedgeExtreme]

Hokki PC, Go on MDickie's Website, Into History, scroll down And Click 2000 Or 2001 and You'll find some. (Then Go Watch His KZbin Channel.)

[@Kaiimei]

It's a "Don't drop the rock" Simulator xD

[@robbhart8623]

John cena has lost already

[@Trophonix]

Straighten up and fly right!

[@lilaccreeper2005]

Come to watch this again, after watching the newest one 😂

[@BallisticJEANS]

I can deal with ads. I can deal with buffering But when ads buffer, I suffer

[@gamer-gs8yo]

Please donate to the 'Stop Ads Buffering Foundation' You will save lives call at 1800-Not-Real

[@NotJustSomeGuy]

I cant deal with the ads, I cant deal with the buffer, but when the ads suffer I buffer

[@exokuroyt]

BallisticJEANS well said

[@codfish2010]

Next complete series anyone?

[@sandman.38]

This was finally recommended to me, I missed these days.

[@thenotoriousdig610]

Any procrastinator here after the Wrestling Revolution 3D video?

[@notthalis9545]

Same guys who made The You Testament. The FUCKING YOU TESTAMENT.

[@Nettacki]

And all the Wrestling MPire games.

[@sleeping_giant0620]

You mean same guy.

[@lukejalove1187]

And Popcorn. And Wrecked.

[@sleeping_giant0620]

J. Badger Don't forget Wrestling Revolution 3D,his most popular game yet.

[@mikeplaysit]

Its an "indie prison" simulator. Thats why. lol

[@sleeming88]

His reaction to the creepy close-up at 6:00 just kills me every time.

[@LunarMusician]

My pc isnt fast enough to run this game. Still looks cool though.

[@GamingSometimesButNotAlways]

really? wow I'm able to play it on Windows 8 :l

[@LunarMusician]

My processor is too slow (1.8GHz Dual core that acts like a 2.6GHz Single core) on a Windows 8.1 Laptop. The game recomends or requires 3GHz. The lag for me was too much for me to bare.

[@larvashwe]

coolmarshall Huh, that's funny. My processor is 2.2GHz 4 core and it runs fine. Maybe it's because of the four cores instead of two.

[@Genericzombie4596]

yay im not the only one with a shit pc :D

[@LunarMusician]

It's because I didn't think and got an ordinary laptop for a gaming PC.

[@VenomousCr0w]

Play The You Testement, Nerdcubed.

[@Ignonym]

Dan is an atheist. Just so you know.

[@VenomousCr0w]

Jonathan Hughes I'm an atheist as well (not one of those 'all religion is terrible' atheists) but still. It's be pretty funny.

[@Ignonym]

Well, it probably would, but The You Testament is even glitchier than Hard Time.

[@VenomousCr0w]

Jonathan Hughes That's the point!

[@Ignonym]

@proud hufflepuff I know, I just thought suggesting Dan play it was kind of funny.

[@maxflash200]

Dan dropped the soap...

[@DJKrispyK]

I got this game on my phone and its honestly the most entertaining thing I have ever played. I got all my friends addicted to it and now all we do is play this and exchange crazy stories about the weird shit that happens in this game. 10/10 for sure

[@6shooter501]

This is also a free iOS game that is actually good and doesn't use micro transactions! ITS A MIRACLE

[@samuelcalline9100]

Yes it does

[@leonsmith206]

It does, but only obe and that's the extended version

[@darkability1393]

It doesn't have microtransactions lol, a dlc/expansion pack(Which is basically what it is) is not a microtransaction,

[@TheGamerCreeper399]

McDickie is the best developer of weird simulators

[@sircobra7969]

+TheGamerCreeper399 MDickie*

[@swordcraft9210]

+vampiremoose no it's mcdickie if you look at the credits on his other games

[@frankipool8098]

Who’s watching in 2024 ❤. Have a blessed lifetime

[@N3XUS_T4RG3T]

Ahh, they don’t make ‘em like this anymore. Prime KZbin content right here

[@Crbn46]

this game was made by 1 guy over 3 months

[@JudgementPlays]

Looks like Rick from Rick and Morty

[@timmy933]

Remember when this came out, time fly’s🤧

[@ThatOneShortieHo]

It'd be really funny if the opening trial had a tiny chance of finding you innocent and you just win the game

[@WolfOfLegend]

DAN! PLEASE PLAY GOAT SIMULATOR! I BEG OF YOU

[@InterfaceYT]

No. That game is freaking horrible.

[@WolfOfLegend]

He loves simulators and it's hilarious... if you don't want to watch it then that's your choice

[@crazysmith01]

WolfOfLegend I belive he said he agrees with Totalbiscuit. And totalbiscuit said he hated it.

[@WolfOfLegend]

crazysmith01 That was in one of the latest episodes, way after i posted this

[@mackbuscus]

His laptop cant handle it

[@luke7959]

Anyone else come from Jack? :)

[@TheRazerBlazer]

Lol

[@aarondunne3361]

Yep if u mean THE BOSS Jacksepticeye

[@yeeteryotbeep7988]

eh new about this game before jack played it plyed on tblet

[@russellplaysmc7555]

Me

[@deathman4280]

me do

[@nathan5806]

I watched this 6 years omg, oml do it again

[@soybajo-kira8585]

Hard times. The happiest days of my life

[@KilljoyGamer]

15:15 When your happiness level runs out, you cannot control your character and it will attack anyone in the vicinity, and reply negatively to all conversations. The happiness level is the bar with the face in the top left. You can keep the happiness level up by watching TV or going to bed.

[@BoingBoingBang]

Now THIS is a nerdcubed video

[@phntmn9244]

i watch this video every year it just makes me happy thanks dan!!!

[@kiryulives0889]

"Maybe someone else will appreciate this pool cue.." *Throws the pool cue*

[@MitsPriv]

I love watching the old videos. I get very nostalgic after being subscribed since Dan had 200,000 subscribers.

[@suprotomansur9199]

'just because a man is carrying a machine gun doesn't mean he intends to use it as a weapon!' That it wayyyyy to realistic for America

[@ActiveSufi]

One of your best videos

[@maverick5640]

I love the way the judge is thinking."this man gunned down a group of people with a machine gun, he must be innocent.

[@juggernaut13565]

Cannot believe it has been five years old. I remember when it was only 4 weeks. I might be exaggerating by 2 weeks but man this is old

[@aexg8317]

i remember watching this mini series when i was sick around 4 years ago, best sick day of my life

[@kraftzero2947]

I have been having really bad diarrhea lately cause i ate some slightly old food. And 27:01 almost made me shit myself laughing XD i have seen this video before but it was a while ago. Im crying laughing right now cause of how stupid this game is. Dans commentary is awesome

[@Sl1f3rDrag0n]

Dan playing this genuinely made me laugh so much. Thank you for that