Nerd³ Plays... Surgery Simulator 2011

[@Liam_]

"Sugary simulator" still makes me laugh when I hear it.

[@yeetusdeletus8565]

indeed

[@Dizzynoodlegamer]

He fell over in the supermarket TRAFFIC ACCIDENT

[@citylights1173]

Watching this woman touch her eyes like that physically hurts me. You wear those full body, sanitized gloves for a reason, lady.

[@alexeverett308]

Sad Onion "An excellent profile picture"

[@eptio9849]

she was crying her eyes out from dan's lack of medical knowledge

[@iamadragonborn]

has anyone else noticed that Dan seems to be hungry in this video? 6:20 - "mmm sausage..." 10:00 - "it does look like a bit of beef!" 21:40 - "it looks like a strawberry dipped in sugar!"

[@GTAmaniac1]

His name isn't Dan, its Basil. See Demma's vlogs

[@JackFoxtrotEDM]

Well, he did say it's Sugary Simulator.

[@noselesstrump7149]

11:01 he says "f*** you Rebecca" how ironic

[@philipludvigsen76]

*Clap* *Clap* *Clap*

[@darabradley5173]

What?

[@zaidenholtom7501]

in simulators when you tear out a heart it's 7 and when sub-zero does it it's an 18

[@soapegg]

*Sugar* - ery Simulator 2011 A game where you shave hairy pepole that has their arm on the head. Also learn how sausages are made! Even see the biggest mouth! + You Slice pepole. And you drug pepole. You also meet Sub-Zero! But best of all, Your patient is Wolverine! - *OfficialNerdCubed* Voted 6/5 stars _We are not responsible for death of a patient, or the player. Yes, we kill the patient to heal it, but still._

[@Liam_]

EZIC Name You're missing the best feature: Patient Poking

[@AustinBoston]

EZIC Name wow funny

[@austincochran6905]

The patient looks familiar every time. Is he just changing his name? Also if he just the same person why is he getting hurt so much?

[@EpicWinNoob]

Hes in the witness protection program but he keeps giving away where he is

[@austincochran6905]

EpicWinNoob Does this game have a background story now?

[@EpicWinNoob]

YES according to me :P

[@Krytonite001]

He's probably one of Trevor's from GTA V lost brothers, sleeping on rail-roads and what not. Not surprised he gets hurt so often.

[@EpicWinNoob]

It explains everything!

[@bluwolfgamr1993]

Shaving hairy people: The Game

[@rikoyunoi]

best game ever

[@diabetusultrainstinct7737]

Mz Sapphire IKR

[@Hannah-pi8de]

there is one...sadly...

[@NearEarth]

I was eating sauseges while watching this... I need a new computer.

[@00catlover]

or new keybord, mop (or new monitor)... unless you have a laptop

[@00catlover]

trenton prime or that

[@ZiZunLung]

All over my face

[@flamemasterjared1513]

Holy shit i met gta 5 hows it goin?

[@Bexxkie]

When you realize youve been watching the same guy play games every day for 4 years... and then you realize youve watched everything theyve made at least 15 times... Time well spent!

[@laurensmith9991]

8:57 "I'm no superman " I UNDERSTOOD THAT SCRUBS REFERENCE

[@floofytown]

...This time I'm mostly laughing at how ludicrous the game itself is. HAHAH THE ERROR GUY'S FACE.. HIS EYES! HIS DEAD EYES

[@Liam_]

"that is the colour of an essex person" very accurate, dan.

[@KatieFrog217]

The game you were thinking of Dan is Trauma Center: Second Opinion by Atlas games (yes the same people who made Persona). The game is also available on the Wii Console as well as the DS. I recently watched BrainScratchComms's play through of the game.

[@endermitten3019]

Sugery Simulator: A game where you give a patient lots of sugar and do a surgery... and watch them DIEEEEEEE! I'm morbid (not true).

[@floofytown]

18:33 in and I'm absolutely crying with laughter. Tears streaming down my face. Have been for most of the video. Holy shit man, this is hilariously funny.

[@milesn1993]

I have been away for a week working, and upon my return, one of the most exciting things was knowing I had ages of Dan and NerdCubed to catch up on, thank you for the brilliant videos and making my return just brilliant, I look forward to more brilliant videos!!! Thanks again!

[@elbwil4504]

Everytime he made a cut, I felt the pain. Am I the only one?

[@jakewilmot1082]

No

[@mistermaster224]

Stab the wiggly bits!

[@whatdoesthetrollsay3962]

I remember when Nerdcubed had 900,000 subs, we've come a long way!

[@JuriAmari]

There are surgery games for the DS. The most popular one is the Trauma Center series.

[@trabrew8353]

FUCK NINTENDO!

[@deterMcDonnell]

Fuck you!

[@punch3322]

Maw_03 You forgot to say nintendo at the end m8

[@veronikakurimska5459]

M8 LOL

[@wflute1999]

*cough* trauma center*cough cough*

[@Ailurussss]

I like that he was kicked out of the O.R. for poking a patient.

[@trismegistus4700]

Is theatre sister an english thing? I can just imagine an english surgeon saying, "theatre sister, where is my script‽"

[@yugioh1581]

I'm British and I've never heard of a Theatre Sister. Also, this game looks like an American game.

[@cyberpunkz6659]

We have nurses in tea land plus its german crappy simulators are german nk offense german people

[@diegosanchez1367]

at 16:06 Just Why

[@Darticus42]

#1 it's an appendix #2 He had done that before 16:06

[@AnnBoylen]

I absolutely had to subscribe, this guy's a gaming version of Key & Peel

[@KatGoneGamer]

I want to play this game so bad! Ugh.

[@rikoyunoi]

why do you want to play it its awful :P

[@KatGoneGamer]

It looks hilarious

[@rikoyunoi]

i played it for 2 minutes i already wanted to quit from it lol

[@CR33P3RK1NG]

OH MY GOD theres ladies on Internet :3

[@KatGoneGamer]

There is! Also, I finally bought it for PS4 :D

[@griffinfiles8160]

do you watch jacksepticeye?

[@TheSparksysam]

"Yank out his sausage!" - Nerd³ 2013

[@LouisPlaysDrums]

i love surgeon simulator... but i hate this game!

[@jaspergregorio9774]

so true

[@whogivesatoot7032]

#fuckgoogleplus

[@harrycomfort931]

"Yank out your sausage" -NerdCubed, 2013

[@legatenaarifin]

"Fuck you Rebecca!" Foreshadowing much? *insert Lenny face*

[@tyffanii1]

I don’t get it?!

[@montsdocto]

I love how he called it Surgery (shoogery) simulator at the start! Like all Nerd Cubed videos it takes me off guard!

[@NPW007]

I'm glad Dan wasn't the one to stitch my gum and roof of mouth up

[@BoxerBlake100]

"What a happy, fun game this is. May as well flash up 'Cancer'" Hahaha

[@grinky]

"ENTER THE DOMAIN OF THE NERD CUBED, VIDEOS DROPPIN' FROM ABOVE LIKE BIRD POOP" 'Got my speakers' ' replays again and again' HOLY SHIT IT'S BETTER THAN EMINEM!

[@tomevans3525]

Your vids are sooooo cool I watch them every single day of my life

[@HeirofDacia]

The person that is being operated appears to be having fun. There appears to be somebody with him at the beginning of every level.

[@MrGoreasm]

Nerdcubed is the Simulator King.

[@Tedizz]

"Excuse me, the patient is dying"

[@steamwork535]

he makes the best simulator videos

[@MacabreHouse]

"Yank his sausage"- Dan Hardcastle 2013

[@Droopah1]

I love how at the end the heartbeat monitor just stops

[@shadowthewolfgirl5255]

A Kid in my class was absent for having an appendectemy…I hope you werent the doctor. "Alright, Doctor. Now grab a Roax retracter." "A roxe- rocks- ROXANNE!" " *le sigh*"

[@Wignut]

"Ya put it to max, shock index goes down." Watch the heart beat and blood pressure immediately after.

[@ethanmenot]

why did I laugh so hard when he tried to stab him in the eye with a scalpel..

[@theavenger2378]

Well, I'm glad I'm watching this while eating my tea.

[@runescapefan0001]

0:05 Sugary simulator? I ain't even mad...

[@elitennant3068]

"if you take a guy's heart out,its seven and if sub zero does it,it gets banned in Australia" best.line.EVER XD

[@GodSaveTheOOP]

"I'm no superman" I see what you did there, Nerd Cubed.. Scrubs reference whether you meant it or not :3

[@ZkBublitz]

I lerned one thing from this video. and that is NEVER let nerd³ fly and airplane.

[@danny_cookie]

10:45 It's called Trauma Center.

[@sharkymcsnarkface6642]

NGN-001 Techno Man He knows that, he later said "which there is and I love". Either that or he is refering to something else.

[@MrSpencerMcIntosh]

i had no idea there was an earlier surgeon simulator

[@yokonikaede2565]

I love how he was the one who said that you SHOULDN'T trust messages like that, and now everyone thinks that's not him.

[@labluver26]

THIS WAS 5 YEARS AGO????

[@SupaDanteX]

Sugery Simulator is the best Simulator. To Procrastinate, is to waste time doing something you should not be doing, while there's a thing that you should be doing. (For example, watching TV while you should be doing homework.) There for, a Procrastinator, is one who procrastinates. Learning!

[@Gold_Tail]

And this is the video that got me back on trauma center... But seriously if you want a semi serious surgery game then you should try that, It's the one where he was talking about there being a surgery game on the DS

[@gerald5969]

Doctor: Now, what's the case for this patient, nurse? Nurse: He says he has just had a very severe twat accident...

[@AllHailZalthor]

Sub Zero froze, ripped out, then crushed his opponent's heart.

[@eptio9849]

by the looks of that photo, hernia does appear to have sausages. *man's sausages.*

[@sharkymcsnarkface6642]

Delicious ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@jballardgolf]

Eptio dats wat she said

[@BeyondTheL1m1t]

I watched this right before I needed to go to get my tonsils removed... Thx a lot! >.

[@8Bitnoobgamer]

I love how Dan goes: "Is this safe?" and the video freezes.

[@CpnGame]

Check the name... this is Surgeon Simulator 2011, and the silly one where you get things stuck inside your patient is Surgeon Simulator 2013... I think this is just an early version before the creators decided to try fun instead of realistic...

[@xKarnage74]

This is my favourite Nerd3 Plays episode. Couldn't stop laughing.

[@LukasRoellin]

I don't know if anyone has anwered, but the surgery game on the DS is Trauma Center :D

[@alihandromclain4145]

oh my god your profile image ITS SO MAJESTIC!!!

[@Wolf_IT]

12:10 It goes ERROR!!! I seriously died laughing

[@annettetate1809]

It's you Dan *hugs you* I am there for you!

[@Speedojesus]

Kano also ripped out hearts too, Sub-zero would freeze the opponents heart, tear it out and crush it.

[@rasmushaversen]

This should be part of his "Nerd³ Hates..." series

[@55robloxmaster]

Check out "Nerd³'s Hell".

[@jayvuitton1492]

Dylan P. TheBestKing

[@55robloxmaster]

Jalen Dumas ???

[@tommoffitt7970]

sub zero changed his ways and now operates on people that have had fatalities performed on them

[@RedDeadRemptionFly]

Your profile picture scared the heck out of me, I thought a spider was on my screen.

[@WailFin]

This REALLY reminds me of the cartoon "Edheads" site, where the procedures are step-by-step like this, only in 2d. Hip/knee replacements, hip resurfacing, deep brain surgery. Not advertising, I just couldn't help but notice the extreme similarity. Check 'em out.

[@LeZombieTaco]

Sugary simulators are awesome as heck

[@TheRetroShepherd]

Your profile picture scared the heck out of me also, I thought that the letters D DEA EMPT were on my screen.

[@masonlutz2319]

He probably said something like: OMG TO MANY PEOPLE PLAY SURGERY SIMULATOR!! Not realizing it wasn't the fun one.

[@komblo123]

Note this, If you hold your mouse over Dan's youtube name over his comment, you can see the url at the bottom left side and it matches Dan's youtube channel. So it's real.

[@Ursulla55555]

Trauma center: under the knife 1 & 2 on the DS for anyone that wondered about that. awsum game.

[@Cogspark]

I thought KZbin made it so people could have their channel name link to another channel. Nerd³ mentioned it in one of his videos.

[@J4ckmaestro]

Dan did say that people made it so that when you clicked the name it took you to the person's youtube channel, so you can't prove that this is the real dan.

[@williambutcher7429]

Damn. I remember this

[@xtremebob24]

yes but you can check it, if you right click on there name inspect element and it should show it at the bottom.

[@TheCarribeanCat]

I had a tonsillectemy when I was 6 or 7 and I am so glad Dan wasn't my surgeon.

[@marthamoynihan257]

I saw a programme where a guy was tortured by getting tortured by getting his eyelids cut off and was tied to a chair with binds that cut into his skin when he moved even the slightest:)

[@darthkotya]

Just checked,it actually was the real Nerd³.

[@DregoryTerm]

I haven't had a Tonsillectemy one of the most common operations but I've had an apendectemy one of the rarer when I was 6 years old!

[@acerspades8724]

"LISTERN TO SUB ZEROS EYES" never thought i would hear that today... or any other day XD

[@Donnerino]

Didnt you read the part about makeing the link go to Nerds channel?

[@opheliamillward]

why do they write the blood pressure like 80/130mmHg i thought this man was dead by the time he got there

[@SuperLordGaming]

Ask him on Twitter, he usually never reads the comments on the videos because they're spam, you'll have a better chance of getting his attention on Twitter.

[@Soraking007]

im sure thats what the doctor says in doctor who when he stops an enemy but kills it its entire race and a few thousand people on earth.

[@CrazyDrgonRider]

The DS game is called "Under the Knife"

[@babypolerpopster]

They also went 3 years back in time.

[@garrettsmith549]

Well, I don't care if my tonsils hurt like hell,I'm not getting them RIPPED OUT OF MY SKULL

[@Nicistarful]

What exactly is Essex. I know it's a state in Britain, but is there a different meaning?

[@ChibiCirno]

***** Essex is a county in England. It's sort of the butt end of jokes. and to be "Essex" is normally dumb. There's programmes like The Only Way is Essex if you want to see the full essex stereotype. The people are also know for heavy use of fake tan, dancing round handbags and such. It also has the highest rate of teenage pregnancy apparently. We're not ALL like that. Just places like Pitsea and Basildon(Where I assume Dan is from) is the worse of the worse. There's fake tan in the winter. Most people I know moved away about a decade ago. (The toys r us Dan mentions in his sonic pinball video nearly always has a window smashed and has bars on windows)

[@RobloxianUploader]

Poor Essex.

[@squishybrick]

So basically this is like that trauma center game... But without all the insanity?

[@icaruskid2003]

I had appendicitus or however it was spelled. God, that hurt... It seems like yesterday it happened... I still have a little scar.

[@fletcherlayton506]

appendicitis? I dont kno

[@jonathanmarland8446]

I did I had myn out wen I was 7

[@barneystinsonsuitup1]

I think you are still 7

[@icaruskid2003]

barneystinsonsuitup1 What...?

[@guishark09]

Use the trains! My army of 1000 evil dragons will help too! Also, THROW THE CHEESE!