Nerd³ Plays... Vacation Simulator - Beach Bums

[@ClawsOfAFreak]

Can confirm that is 100% what being a fan of Jon is like

[@ellaisplotting]

That moment, but repeated 40+ times in every video. You've gotta love him.

[@infernox1099]

That was pretty funny, especially knowing what Jon is like in a video.

[@robotspartan9100]

Most definitely. As an aside, that message was brilliant

[@theobrill5161]

Too true, but we love him nonetheless

[@Taolan8472]

Negative Perception for the.... win?

[@luckthewolf7123]

“Wonder if I can drown my self” - Dan 2019

[@gferrol118]

"Why does he look like a bdsm whale?" Dan 2019

[@edwardsr70]

*Sonic Drowning music starts playing*

[@phantom-kun5235]

"Can I put it on my d*ck?" - Dan 2019

[@SSofIreland]

RIP Jiminy He died as he lived: being manhandled by a weird Englishman.

[@morganrobinson8042]

Naw... Hermit crabs breath water, and throwing them into the water won't hurt them. Also they have a shell not actually attached to them to act as a buffer. Even if he wasn't in a simulation he'd probably be completely unharmed.

[@jacthing1]

@@morganrobinson8042I dont know. wouldnt the force hurt him if he was out of his shell like that?

[@morganrobinson8042]

@@jacthing1 Hitting water? No. At worst he'll be stunned, maybe lose a fiddlier leg. Not a big deal for a hermit crab. As long as he didn't hit a rack at full speed, and nothing eats him before he gets his bearings he'll be good.

[@jcdenton166]

r/woosh

[@jakubmcmillan8840]

His death killed me

[@ethancampbell7773]

8:21 This is a perfect simulation actually: there's a bunch of stuff you wanna do and buy but you don't have enough to pay for any of them

[@fransoto8343]

When you can afford travelling and the hotel but nothing else

[@rowanaboat4523]

I would like to commend the editing on this video, good job Matt.

[@fredwilson1448]

What was so good about it?

[@itsCh4rl1e]

"37 seconds of sleep, its like being a student again" Am student, its 1am, can confirm that's precisely how much I'll sleep tonight

[@legostopmotionfilms3759]

37 i get 36

[@DisAnimated]

"Its everything i wanted and less" should not have cracked me up as much as it did

[@herculesatan4514]

“The wheel of life’s difficulty! I’m gonna set it to... easy...” -Dan 2019.

[@aturchomicz821]

"Before your born you choose where you will be born!" Dan 2015

[@skyler6175]

Yeah, because I've "never heard that joke anywhere else in video games before...*cough* South Park *cough*

[@masonblank8196]

I was thinking of the Fractured But-Whole!

[@canadianbluepants9446]

@@skyler6175 its still a good joke though

[@herculesatan4514]

Wow. I should steal other people’s jokes more often; mine rarely get THIS many arbitrary likes. Guess I’m just not funny.

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

I like how the Job Sim and Vacation Sim VR games are both just thinly veiled Matrix situations, except each human gets their own individual matrix. Which honestly just seems like a good idea. Much less opportunity for -squishy uprisings- _miscalculations_

[@kevinm5940]

Wasn't there some animated movie in which it was revealed that the robots from the Matrix were taking revenge for something?

[@Levleup]

Kevin M is it animatrix?

[@the_olympian_42]

Thank you for bringing the Ramsay joke back. Still funny.

[@SegginsProductions]

The_Olympian_42 Gaming was that ever a thing on this channel, I've been around for years but don't remember it, it was funny though!

[@ceceliaacaba2739]

Seggins Productions he used it during the Chef in Job simulation funny as hell 🤣

[@SegginsProductions]

Nerdy Gamer oh yeah, at least he's consistent

[@kellywalker1105]

Reach over your side to grad your backpack MY FRIEND JUST DIED

[@Solowinged]

That little giggle at 2:57 along with his silly hand gestures gives me life

[@hammyjammies]

Wait...... there won't be any decapitation here....... edit: never mind, RIP Jiminy

[@ryanhoobin]

I feel like Dan has been at 2 million subs for approximately 1,293,762,917,091 years

[@ADVxxxxx]

He’s gained 100,000 subs in 4 years 😂😂

[@bartholomewdan]

Almost at 2.6 million, but this time from the other side 🍻

[@cipher0334]

At least the Henderson Challenge video has been relevant for 4 years

[@aturchomicz821]

@@cipher0334 hurray

[@minecraftaccount1456]

How dare you.......you a year off its 1,293,762,917,092 you forgot to update it for 2019

[@PMonk]

Vacation Bot: Reach over your shoulder to grab your backpack Dan: MY FRIEND IS DEAD!

[@mr.slappii513]

That part nearly made me choke on my food.

[@wolftamerwolfcorp7465]

“...The wheel of life difficulty. I’m going to set it to... easy” *selects the palest skin color* GDI Dan that was great

[@LykanVarion]

Aged well.

[@alteredizzy]

South Park joke

[@KindaRebelliousLeader]

Wow, I didn’t know yoga and sand castles would be the funniest things I’ve seen today

[@imbamanlolz]

i havent watched your stuff in literally 7 years and i just suddenly remembered your channel name. so glad that youre still pushing out content. watched some of your old stuff and brought a huge smile to my face and was a flashback to simpler times. cheers mate!

[@bartholomewdan]

9:04 I think Jon's -1 perception has spread to Dan.

[@SorchaSublime]

Nah Dan eventually noticed. Jon would have just assumed the game was bugged lol

[@BrightSpark]

Nerd³ Poisons a Guy with Coolant Hotdogs - Vacation Simulator

[@calfm4103]

That Ramsey joke never grows old.... also rip jiminiy, his existence was mere, but alas, it was happy

[@R4ggedyM4n]

....so should we be expecting the other bits of your vacation in the coming days

[@a_wild_rat_man]

Fairy ofRhine I fecking hope so!

[@Jauvo]

Yes

[@ianmiller6040]

Not yet.... Why, Dan?

[@alexshi2357]

Throw a burger or something into the "Do not feed" hole!

[@bartholomewdan]

At 11:26 I was holding my phone and I almost put it in my mouth. VR, man.

[@CS_____]

game: has water dan: *hEHeHE*

[@SlopYaboy]

"This side is the inability to jump, and this is the inability to hail a taxi" Exactly what I thought when Dan found the race wheel.

[@bartholomewdan]

This video is amazing. It's definitely up there in the list of his best videos. Great stuff, this game is now on my Steam wishlist.

[@VenseyNess]

The funny thing is by saying "never repeat jokes" and then repeating a joke from an old video, he actually didn't repeat a joke because the old joke and the "never repeat jokes" joke fused together to create something stronger. Why have I written this. Might as well post it.

[@MoonGuardian866]

"This isnt Saint-Honoré" *Saint-Honoré, QC is a small town nearby where i live and the fact that dan wrote this FREAKED ME THE HELL OUT*

[@solillman2350]

Jimminies death and Dan's reaction is the funniest thing I've seen all week!

[@JackDemonXD]

I almost died laughing at the food throwing part XD

[@cameronthehedgehog261yt]

16:41 nerdcubed Gordon Ramsay is back

[@DZ-1987]

Dan and i have the same excited laughter. 1:31

[@hokiemonproductions9558]

12:30 don't worry, you are related to Guybrush Threepwood. You should be good for 10 minutes

[@buffalosabresgoalhorn]

6:35 Human “Jimmy!!!!” Bot “...... reach over your shoulder for your backpack” Human “my friend is dead!!!!”

[@SpotTiger]

"Wow, human! You look really ~TOURIST~!” Always the best! I love those bits! 😂

[@mikeshurk]

omg "mom left this in here" as he holds a vibrating toothbrush

[@kohlissac1337]

Whats amazing about this game is how it unintentionally(possibly)makes fun of how other games work, these games have players doing missions and earning items to do more missions, and efficiency bot attempts to make vacation simulator like that, but vacation bot is attempting to convince him that you cant measure fun by having people do abunch of fetch quests. Fun is just doing whatever you want how you want, wether its climbing a mountain or simply playing dress up, whatever makes you happy...well...makes you happy!

[@pauldeddens5349]

"Daddy, why is it called hotdog beach?" 15:10

[@Jsgamer117]

20:15 "Whale moaning" "Ooooo he must've had Taco Bell" 😂

[@JBG-AjaxzeMedia]

19:18 is one of the cutest moments i've ever seen in videogames

[@pokeflip6603]

"I have the power of the opposite of dementiaaa!!!" was a genius line. 18:52

[@oliviaakatee]

lmao when the lady asked to do some yoga XD

[@ShadowAkatora]

I'm glad you took my advice on the editing Matt. :)

[@Keltain]

YES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE I SAW THIS GAME RELEASE

[@maxwell3934]

SPORTSBOT SPORTSBOT SPORTSBOT After many years he still hasn't stopped yelling and throwing hotdogs into space

[@jakubmcmillan8840]

The floating hot dogs round sports bot made laugh more than it should have done

[@unknown_1018]

When he put his head in the bath my brain went "NO YOU'LL BREAK THE HEADSET"

[@flurzzlenaut4345]

He should make a whole series out of this. This is hilarious.

[@billsadler9130]

who would've known that a year later we'd all need a vacation simulator

[@PopeDiedMann]

This is why I subscribed to this channel 3 years ago

[@ronanhiggz9364]

Matt needs to add text more often. I was dying laughing

[@Lewis2710]

Dan would play all day in that bath if he didn’t have to make a video

[@squeakyelbows]

@@Mattophobia RELEASE THE FOOTAGE!!!

[@thecluckanator]

Was I the only one hoping for Dan to start playing under the sea, on them shells

[@t_smezy]

The Wheel of Difficulty Got me good.

[@Foxfire_forty-nine]

Did it get you as good as it did in that South Park game?

[@JustMaxim37]

15:00 oh yes that one time when some lunatic was throwing hot dogs out of a watch tower

[@thedevil9743]

standing there like a wet lemon for about 40 seconds god job dan LOL

[@Double-R-Nothing]

"World hunger is still fucked" *throws hot dogs into the ocean*

[@VentricDual]

Do it all please!!! I also want a figurines of the sealife from this game! And the incredibly cute robot ice-cream!

[@daltonj0501]

Game: has water Dan: Can i drown myself?

[@AwesmFilms]

These videos are my absolute favorite on this channel

[@dragonsbreath389]

"the wheel of life's difficulties....im going to set it to easy"

[@TidusMino]

This was the best VR video yet! Hands down.

[@katie2940]

I remember Dan getting worked up about British people singing in American accents and yet here he is using their vocabulary like "elavator" and "vacation". Wow

[@lwaves]

Both of them are commonly used in the UK, they aren't specific to the US like 'trash' or 'sidewalk' would be. :-)

[@katie2940]

@@lwaves You sure? I've literally never heard anyone use them unless specifically imitating Americans or using them in a context such as immediately after reading it out loud

[@benedictrogers1478]

@@lwaves I wouldn't say common exactly, but not rare. You wouldn't be immediately marked as an American, just looked at with suspicion.

[@lwaves]

@@katie2940 Positive. I don't mean this snarkily but just because you've never heard anyone use it, doesn't mean it isn't used. For all I know it may depend on which area you are from or live in. I've heard UK presenters on holiday and house buying shows that use the term vacation quite a bit. Same goes for our local holiday firm, they use it in their promo material and when they speak. As I said in my other reply, it's probably a bit far to say it's 'common' but I couldn't think of a word that meant slightly less than that.

[@lwaves]

@@benedictrogers1478 Yes, 'common' is a bit far but I couldn't think of a word that meant slightly less than that. I personally use vacation a lot when I talk but that's me. I've also heard it used in house buying programs, that are set abroad, and use UK presenters. Same goes for holiday programmes. Elevator is definitely a bit rarer but the big shopping centre near me uses it on it's signs.

[@McHeisenburger]

Love this new Blade and Sorcery map!

[@computethis1533]

“Never repeat jokes” *proceeds to repeat gorden Ramsay moment from gourmet chef job on job sim*

[@FourandaHalfIdiots]

that, my friend, is the joke

[@BojoJuniorOG]

Don't think I missed the Yo-Kai Watch reference. :)

[@SegginsProductions]

This was the best video in awhile, not that I didn't love the blade and sorcery vids, I hope we see more of this game!

[@MissCookieThief]

Yes, that's what it's like watching Jon. Except he often never realizes where he went wrong.

[@SorchaSublime]

Or doesn't even notice the game telling him he's wrong

[@stealth_pool8780]

you better make a part 2 like job simulator

[@chrisdixon892]

Gotta love the friendly dig at Perception -1 Jon Bring on part 2

[@MoonGuardian866]

watching this as i start my vacations

[@sirprintalot]

9:13 yes this is what following Jon '-1 Perception' MATN is like.

[@drakep.5857]

One of the best nerd3 videos yet.

[@JustCallMeDavey]

Those are by far the cutest animals found in any game ever. Change my mind.

[@WhiteWolf496]

The food in these games always looks so good.

[@RileytheDirewolf]

We got to witness Matt having an aneurysm so I’d say vacation successful

[@treestanectar]

16:38 Gor-Dan Ramsey

[@lyricperson24]

i actually gasped when jiminy went flying, why would you do that, dan

[@pokefreak627]

MATT FUCKED UP THE LINK IN DESCRIPTION GODDAMIT MATT

[@Taolan8472]

"Is this what being a fan of jon is like?" Im dead. XD

[@KasedaFromMinecraft]

Dan makes friends with one of his natural enemies, the Bath

[@icantcomeupwithaname5072]

“Did my stick just vomit blood”- Nerdcubed-2019

[@Grab_001]

Now that I know how the pov works with these videos, everything is totally off. It’s not showing what is actually being seen. It’s slightly forward and up a bit, so things that are actually in front of him are now off center like he’s looking OVER them

[@_Maddex_]

Wait, this isn't blade and sorcery. You bastard!

[@Foxfire_forty-nine]

Nah, it's a relief really. Kinda got repetitive.

[@KingFunky]

Is this what being a fan of Jon is like? 😂 not far off

[@Josephcavagnaro]

Now I want this game and an HTC vive and job simulator

[@PolarKingInc]

I hope Dan returns to Mindshow. The video he made was hilarious and so well put together.

[@breathebot3549]

Sees Matt commenting on a Dan mistake with sand castles. Remembers the news series gameplay Matt did which was agony to watch

[@Mexzan]

More of this game please!

[@theholisticgamer2546]

3:44 this why I watch nerdcubed

[@DZ-1987]

You know, i find it odd that Vacation bot Reminds me of M'lord Arthur. (Artoria)

[@Lon3Wolf65]

Matt...yes, exactly. Except sometimes we have to wait for the next video before we get a resolution

[@HCozie]

One of Dan's best videos in a while!!!

[@alchemyrecords657]

"SPORTSBOT!" -Daniel Hardcastle 2019

[@edwardsr70]

*Prints out a donut on the printer.* Well we know where they got that idea from. 😁

[@TSVStriFe]

Good to see a video again Dan, what I said on twitter don't overwork yourself please :)

[@lwaves]

You make it sound like he hasn't been posting much. I know he's been filming with Ashens but he's still posted videos here and on the toys channel.

[@Aerafae]

Yesss! Loved your job sim videos, so happy to see more

[@Novoyboy]

IM SORRY BUT AM I THE ONLY ONE SO HYPED FOR THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[@TessaOswin]

I want to make those models so I can have then in real life. They are adorable