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Real Time with Bill Maher

Real Time with Bill Maher

4 жыл бұрын

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In his editorial New Rule, Bill tells Democrats it's time to fight dirty and offers up some unscrupulous material to get them started.
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@tropicallivingoverseas5202
@tropicallivingoverseas5202 4 жыл бұрын
Run that ad during the Superbowl!😄 Seriously.
@thablackkat9905
@thablackkat9905 4 жыл бұрын
💯💯💯💯
@misslanapford9169
@misslanapford9169 4 жыл бұрын
Yes Yes Yes Yes.. yes..... Please do it..
@o.b.7217
@o.b.7217 4 жыл бұрын
I love the tumbleweed rolling by, when the off voice asks: "what must be going on in his mind."
@jessstuart7495
@jessstuart7495 4 жыл бұрын
Should have shown the "bing bing, bong bong, bing bing bing" clip. kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJq2fY16i6ajmrM
@MariaPerez-wz7gp
@MariaPerez-wz7gp 4 жыл бұрын
That was a good one. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😜🤪
@phoenixconcrete2238
@phoenixconcrete2238 3 жыл бұрын
Me2 that was funny as hell
@BBradshawProductions
@BBradshawProductions 4 жыл бұрын
That last part was GOLD...
@lisakennedy6211
@lisakennedy6211 4 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the idea of Stormy Daniels sitting in the front row picking mushrooms off of a pizza! LOL
@yvonneleach9650
@yvonneleach9650 3 жыл бұрын
Her interview with Jimmy Kimmel is hilarious!
@reneedavis870
@reneedavis870 3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
@edtifa
@edtifa 3 жыл бұрын
I remember Stormy Daniels being a guest on The Eric Andre Show.
@ayosinao3776
@ayosinao3776 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/iF6nnKl6n91sqKc
@ryanharris6629
@ryanharris6629 2 жыл бұрын
@@yvonneleach9650 lolI
@samanthagaudet1461
@samanthagaudet1461 4 жыл бұрын
If Elizabeth warren wins the nomination she needs to address him as Pinocchio every time he calls her Pocahontas.
@kjamison5951
@kjamison5951 4 жыл бұрын
Pinocchio trump - a wooden ham actor who dreams that one day he’ll be a real president... his crotch is so rotten, a mushroom grew on it.
@samanthagaudet1461
@samanthagaudet1461 4 жыл бұрын
MatchstalkMan love it.
@JC-rh6jl
@JC-rh6jl 4 жыл бұрын
Warren is a big pinocchio 🤥 her self too. Lied about Bernie and her own heritage
@samanthagaudet1461
@samanthagaudet1461 4 жыл бұрын
Karin Meyer oh I’m not a Warren fan more than any other. I am for anyone who can beat Trump. I like Joe but I also like Pete. But I will take anyone who can beat trump.
@cind123able
@cind123able 4 жыл бұрын
Play this at the super bowl
@infinitysteppingstone331
@infinitysteppingstone331 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@justineahononga
@justineahononga 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@Burnmaster10
@Burnmaster10 4 жыл бұрын
Sad thing is people still vote for the idiot. Maher just did a snippet of his mistakes. Unstable and narcissistic attitude.
@Dayglodaydreams
@Dayglodaydreams 4 жыл бұрын
"Bringing a notion to a gun-fight" ha ha ha ha ha.
@adrianwooldridge4245
@adrianwooldridge4245 4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao. This had me cracking up at 2 am.
@blackbird5634
@blackbird5634 4 жыл бұрын
"You Lie!" Say it loud, say it proud, say it all day long!
@greenbean1613
@greenbean1613 4 жыл бұрын
What he says and tweets every day shouldn't be the only news. They should call a lie a lie every time he does it. And yes bring his mental stability into question every day.
@ronalddrumpf7126
@ronalddrumpf7126 4 жыл бұрын
@@greenbean1613 Problem is: If you watch a 5 minutes Fox News interview with any banana Republican it's so full of lies and misleading statements that you would spend the whole day with correcting only 5 minutes of total BS. They are flooding the ether with their propaganda like Stalin couldn't imagine in his time.
@greenbean1613
@greenbean1613 4 жыл бұрын
@@ronalddrumpf7126 I guess that's my point. Fight back by flooding news with facts.
@ronalddrumpf7126
@ronalddrumpf7126 4 жыл бұрын
@@greenbean1613 news and actual facts don't reach those people. They get their "news" and "alternative facts" only from Fox News and shitty Facebook groups and Twitter where they all are echoing the republican talking points they've heard on Fox News before. Sure, constant repetition of true facts would stuck to their stupid minds ... but only if they were exposed to it. It's impossible to force actual facts upon them in a world where everyone is free to choose their own information bubble. The ideal solution to this modern age / digital age issue would be to tie the voting right to an official test. So everybody must prove a basic knowledge of politics and recent major events regarding to politics. If you fail the test, your vote doesn't count. I think that would be reasonable. I mean if you want to build a barn you'd rather ask one construction worker than a bunch of US senators, right? People who don't know anything about an issue shouldn't decide about how to handle it
@djn48
@djn48 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to drain the swamp!" "YOU LIE!"
@MimiB1974
@MimiB1974 4 жыл бұрын
“What’s going on in his mind?” *lone tumbleweed rolls by*
@legaleagle6139
@legaleagle6139 4 жыл бұрын
Mimi Brown and Trump still won
@MimiB1974
@MimiB1974 4 жыл бұрын
Legal Eagle yep... won the antiquated electoral college.... lost the popular vote... is still a blithering idiot with a brainless hoard of MAGATS tossing his salad.... bigly
@senorwebb2151
@senorwebb2151 4 жыл бұрын
@@legaleagle6139 HIs winning, even if again, does not preclude the fact he's a bumbling impeached idiot, he's like a true unabashed moron and I'm guessing that's what's so appealing about him to the hoards of deliberately misinformed drones like yourself.
@angrytom1923
@angrytom1923 4 жыл бұрын
@@legaleagle6139 He won because he's a perfect reflection of just how stupid this country is. America did this to itself.
@dianemattson7871
@dianemattson7871 4 жыл бұрын
OMG - THE TRUEST AND FUNNIEST THING I EVER WATCHED. THANKS BILL MAHER!
@ayosinao3776
@ayosinao3776 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/iF6nnKl6n91sqKc
@michaelreagan3035
@michaelreagan3035 4 жыл бұрын
I normally don't go for Maher - but he's right on the money with this.
@jonwoll6586
@jonwoll6586 4 жыл бұрын
i feel the same. but if if's and but's were candy and nuts....... nice to see the pissed off middle!
@zippySquirrelface
@zippySquirrelface 3 жыл бұрын
You're normally wrong. But there is hope for you
@mojoboo41
@mojoboo41 2 жыл бұрын
Why the fuck are you watching Bill, if you don't approve, such stupidity, you have got to be a repuke
@dallasdandigitalproduction393
@dallasdandigitalproduction393 4 жыл бұрын
"Make it rain girls. I like everything covered in gold"- lol nice
@marcianocastillo9501
@marcianocastillo9501 4 жыл бұрын
I love that Ad air it world wide
@rhondah1587
@rhondah1587 4 жыл бұрын
I love it even more because they didn't have to fake any of it. LOL It is all directly taken from actual footage.
@LambieSamba
@LambieSamba 4 жыл бұрын
marciano castillo YOU have to make the effort, YOU post it far and wide, I will too and so should all viewers!
@PatriotWatchUSA
@PatriotWatchUSA 4 жыл бұрын
Liberals believe any and everything they are told
@thesprawl2361
@thesprawl2361 4 жыл бұрын
@@PatriotWatchUSA Punctuation is not your enemy, I promise.
@PatriotWatchUSA
@PatriotWatchUSA 4 жыл бұрын
@@thesprawl2361 Thank You comrade! Enjoy the lies. SOON you will shocked at what's to happen.
@nightknight9415
@nightknight9415 4 жыл бұрын
George Washington : "I cannot tell a lie." tRump : "I cannot tell the truth." tRump voter : "I cannot tell the difference!"
@johnbouvette7955
@johnbouvette7955 4 жыл бұрын
Night Knight I love that analysis!
@GeraldHarris-cf2zh
@GeraldHarris-cf2zh 4 жыл бұрын
@d d you guys hate the truth.
@nightknight9415
@nightknight9415 4 жыл бұрын
@@GeraldHarris-cf2zh 👉 Exactly gerald, BINGO!
@nightknight9415
@nightknight9415 4 жыл бұрын
"d d" = dumb_d1ck that's a hater because that was indeed my "own shit you hack".
@nightknight9415
@nightknight9415 4 жыл бұрын
The spineless disease is a chronic condition amongst GOP Senators who sold out & drank the tRump cult orange koolaid. 🍻🥂🤢🤮😵
@katherineprongos3929
@katherineprongos3929 4 жыл бұрын
"No one wishes ill health on the President...." Seriously?
@aliciao.5731
@aliciao.5731 4 жыл бұрын
@V. VOnly silly people worship their president no matter what misbehaviour. Lying, cheating, stealing, envying, coveting, slandering, etc. are the Republicans sins!
@angrytom1923
@angrytom1923 4 жыл бұрын
@V. V Ugh, Karma isn't real. Believing in superstitious nonsense like Karma and divine justice only serves to delegate to nonexistent supernatural authorities what we ourselves should be doing: holding these motherfuckers accountable. There are way more of us than there are of them.
@urduib
@urduib 4 жыл бұрын
@@angrytom1923 Spot on
@BrucePenton
@BrucePenton 4 жыл бұрын
@V. V May Satan continue to bless your soul
@katherineprongos3929
@katherineprongos3929 4 жыл бұрын
@@kristinaniemeyer5256 That sounds very high-minded but the breadth and depth of Trump's ongoing destruction of every basic healthy aspect of our democracy, his total and rapacious drive to destroy any and all benefits to the average American in favor of the rich, etcetcetc. Not to mention how many have died because of his policies and actions. To be blind to three (and more) years of this indicates a total insulation from the realities or a dangerous refusal to see them. The earth is dying and we have a President who at this terrible crossroads refuses to acknowledge the mountains of evidence demonstrating this. This is just the tip of the iceberg, but please, go right ahead and maintain your spuriously moral facade.
@Menaceirl
@Menaceirl 4 жыл бұрын
"When they go low, we kick em." Is one of the best sayings I've heard in a while.
@nashy21green
@nashy21green 4 жыл бұрын
I like when they go low i go get high
@bobbeckey6941
@bobbeckey6941 4 жыл бұрын
you should get kicked you pussy. oh yeah grab em by the pussy!
@PatriotWatchUSA
@PatriotWatchUSA 4 жыл бұрын
You liberals only have balls in groups. You won't do dick
@crypt0nym0ussec57
@crypt0nym0ussec57 4 жыл бұрын
It's been around for a couple years now lmao. Were you under a rock?
@PatriotWatchUSA
@PatriotWatchUSA 4 жыл бұрын
@@crypt0nym0ussec57 Yes the fake has been around for years
@Just_logic
@Just_logic 4 жыл бұрын
Playing dirty should work in a short term. If it is working for decades, something is fundamentally wrong
@xastielmuffinz3047
@xastielmuffinz3047 4 жыл бұрын
it would only be wrong if everyone is complaining. however. only half is complaining right now and the other half is praising it. so...
@Just_logic
@Just_logic 4 жыл бұрын
Xastiel Muffinz that’s because you believe that democracy is the ultimate truth. Just because half is complaining does not mean it’s a proper system. Have you seen the mindset of the half that is not complaining? My point is that with all the education and experience, the system could not generate better candidates than Trump and Hillary? Don’t you want to se someone smarter or presentable? Someone that is smart and genuine. Does it has to end up with the leftover? If they are your tops, what do you think the second level would be? Then there is fundamentally something wrong when your best candidates are Trump or Hillary. Needs a bit of thinking.
@thedarkerknight2188
@thedarkerknight2188 4 жыл бұрын
Says who?
@Just_logic
@Just_logic 4 жыл бұрын
TheDarkerKnight Common sense.
@julian73de
@julian73de 4 жыл бұрын
Well, welcome to reality :-)
@jeffmullinix7916
@jeffmullinix7916 5 ай бұрын
That last scene was great . The diaper dragging from his pants said it all .
@tracyheaslip8754
@tracyheaslip8754 3 жыл бұрын
You need to be running that add now until November!
@rayzrsharp
@rayzrsharp 4 жыл бұрын
Bill should literally buy ad space on Faux News and run the crap out of that ad!!
@SteveBrant55
@SteveBrant55 4 жыл бұрын
Mike Bloomberg should pay to run that add during the Superbowl!!!
@Wardoon
@Wardoon 4 жыл бұрын
Faux News won't let him to use their network for such a devestating hit ad on sensitive dear leader
@fairdinkum977
@fairdinkum977 4 жыл бұрын
@@Wardoon They will! All Rupert Murdoch cares about, is money!
@samus598
@samus598 4 жыл бұрын
Gonna have to put it on Facebook with the rest of the Russian memes and establishment shilling, apparently the TV is more stringent about the truth in your advertising, it's the wild west here on the webs though!
@micahdeprophet1531
@micahdeprophet1531 4 жыл бұрын
People pay attention: Bloomberg is on Republicans payroll to help Trump win. Bloomberg is the TWIN of TRUMP'S Fox news will push it.
@phillipmorrison8606
@phillipmorrison8606 4 жыл бұрын
Bloomberg please start running this ad nation wide
@OldRaver
@OldRaver 3 жыл бұрын
That ad is perfect.. looks just like a Lincoln Project ad!
@marshamariner7897
@marshamariner7897 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I found Bill ❤️🌹 again. And on HBO. No censor which is Great 🌹❤️🇺🇸
@suheilpinto6964
@suheilpinto6964 4 жыл бұрын
This was the best bill maher clip i saw in a long time
@ittakesallkinds809
@ittakesallkinds809 4 жыл бұрын
Except for Prickstarter. That's a masterpiece.
@markshelor3991
@markshelor3991 4 жыл бұрын
At the state of the union, perhaps instead of saying 'You Lie' They should say 'Do us a favor, though'
@Lafever1883
@Lafever1883 4 жыл бұрын
This is so good . He would loose it right then and there.
@bmel7718
@bmel7718 4 жыл бұрын
@Morgoth Bauglir imagine the sound of the house nearly empty with just Trump and the sycophant supporters. It would just be the sound of ass sucking. The slurping and swallowing........
@thebelleangels
@thebelleangels 4 жыл бұрын
That's good.
@PatriotWatchUSA
@PatriotWatchUSA 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah and he should be impeached for that. You folks have a mental disorder
@florencebass6984
@florencebass6984 4 жыл бұрын
What word rhymes with lie? How about that!
@billjackson1317
@billjackson1317 4 жыл бұрын
What about Donald praising himself 4 building a wall on the Colorado & Mexico border line, telling the crowd that Colorado should be real happy. Donald should consult his adviser Frederick Douglass more often before he speaks....
@kristinaniemeyer5256
@kristinaniemeyer5256 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Jackson The Trump CARD is truly a pathetic slap in the face for America it’s a shame!!!!!!!!!! He’s an idiot a liar incompetent disgusting he already took his trophy daughter out of the country probably with her husband so they didn’t go to prison I want to see the White house idiot walk out of the White House in handcuffs!!! But it won’t happen it’s all about money he doesn’t care and he will not be impeached because he thinks he’s a dictator & so many Americans are truly brainwashed by an idiot that ran a show called the apprentice when in all actuality he owes more money than he’s worth 😖
@ping3488
@ping3488 4 жыл бұрын
THIS IS THE BEST THAT IVE SEEN.... HOPE EVERYBODY WILL FOLLOW YOUR SUGGESTIONS THANKS BILL
@mikey_vengenz
@mikey_vengenz 4 жыл бұрын
Actually... putting Stormy Daniels in the front row would be brilliant.
@xYouthAttackx
@xYouthAttackx 4 жыл бұрын
And a giant mushroom 😂
@Daddytang67
@Daddytang67 4 жыл бұрын
Daekj32 right...looks like you missed the check that was used to pay her off. Hahahaha. Another “presidential” first. Lol
@braxtonroxx
@braxtonroxx 4 жыл бұрын
With a tshirt with a mushroom on it! Hell all of them should wear it.
@xxeh
@xxeh 4 жыл бұрын
Pay her millions to go front stage and center for every rally and every debate Trump has in 2020
@justincastillogayray
@justincastillogayray 4 жыл бұрын
and E. Jean Carroll is there wearing a duplicate of her evidence.
@brainflash1
@brainflash1 4 жыл бұрын
And remember his emergency visit to Walter Reed back in November? We still don't know what that was about.
@fatlacesthedon
@fatlacesthedon 4 жыл бұрын
Obviously the first part of a 2 part physical, I mean c'mon who does a physical in one go, that's like flushing the toilet more than once...
@SGGCREATIVES
@SGGCREATIVES 4 жыл бұрын
Extreme oral flatulence was the diagnosis
@jinshunlin7656
@jinshunlin7656 3 жыл бұрын
And remember his emergency visit to Walter Reed back in November? We still don't know what that was about.
@rc6936
@rc6936 3 жыл бұрын
@@SGGCREATIVES I hear in trumpland there's no cure for that
@m.k.c.5212
@m.k.c.5212 3 жыл бұрын
"...that wasn't so hard..." I LOVE IT!
@stevemonroe1770
@stevemonroe1770 3 жыл бұрын
I love that Rick Wilson from the Lincoln Project is on the panel and they pretty much ran ads just like that.
@janetclaireSays
@janetclaireSays 4 жыл бұрын
The Democrats need to buy that ad from Real Time and use it.
@mscbijles1256
@mscbijles1256 4 жыл бұрын
Janet Claire Burke Buy it? God I hope Real Time will provide it for free! But anyway, yeah they have to use it. Big time. For the remainder of this year. And make an updated version every month maybe.
@nomorebushz
@nomorebushz 4 жыл бұрын
It’s public domain with Bill’s permission!
@nomorebushz
@nomorebushz 4 жыл бұрын
KING77 SOLOMON Try not to beat your wife.
@veranicaozawa2739
@veranicaozawa2739 3 жыл бұрын
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@grizzlyadams7127
@grizzlyadams7127 4 жыл бұрын
Run that add on every network! Now until the election!
@glennpearson9348
@glennpearson9348 Жыл бұрын
It's very important to study the oranges of the investigation.
@MichaelMomany
@MichaelMomany 4 жыл бұрын
RUN THAT AD NOW!
@I.amthatrealJuan
@I.amthatrealJuan 4 жыл бұрын
One of the best New Rules ever
@wendyconfiant4693
@wendyconfiant4693 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher - you are THE BEST!!
@timothybrown760
@timothybrown760 4 жыл бұрын
Is it me or does Roger Stone look like a warped version of the Joker, but wearing sun glasses! X - D
@ah-mazinggrace6735
@ah-mazinggrace6735 4 жыл бұрын
This is awesome, Democrats should definitely use this ad..
@ah-mazinggrace6735
@ah-mazinggrace6735 4 жыл бұрын
Daekj32 Democracy is hanging on a tiny rope and all you think about is making Democrat feel worse after senate republicans disgraced themselves? Republicrimes are turning America into a lawless and no. Constitutional. Focus!!!
@edinfific2576
@edinfific2576 4 жыл бұрын
3:09 "I hope they now go and take a look at the oranges (!!??), the oranges of the, oh, uuuh, investigation, the oranges, how it started." 😂😂😂
@bertiebest5946
@bertiebest5946 4 жыл бұрын
The senators' behavior will be the "orange" of his disaster in November...
@el34glo59
@el34glo59 4 жыл бұрын
Haha
@mrwhitestone7461
@mrwhitestone7461 4 жыл бұрын
Q Q Q indictments declass investigation like florida orange groves. Beautiful investigations like no one has ever seen before. The storm is coming and no one will think stormy. Rosenstien, Commy, Clapper, Brennan, Islamobama Hilary the two IG’s Pelosi Shummer, Schiffty Nadler and best of all the Muslim Brotherhood. Coffove. Bill you were close to leaving the Dems you should have picked up your cross and followed him. You like many will have little choice now but to fall on the sword of humiliation for incitement to divide the nation.
@greyembrey1964
@greyembrey1964 4 жыл бұрын
You Dems are so easy to Troll . You want to beat Trump you better learn what your dealing with. here's a hint. kzbin.info/www/bejne/bHqkZ5eJmZ6mitE
@Vohlfied
@Vohlfied 4 жыл бұрын
Somebody get the President his flash cards!
@RocknRollMusic-xq7ho
@RocknRollMusic-xq7ho 4 жыл бұрын
I love that campaign ad at 2:33! LMAO!!!
@ROOKTABULA
@ROOKTABULA 4 жыл бұрын
2:32 Leader Of The Cult Of Defective Personality
@dooomscroll
@dooomscroll 4 жыл бұрын
and watch him drink a glass of water with two hands
@PatriotWatchUSA
@PatriotWatchUSA 4 жыл бұрын
@@Mike___Honcho Keep reaching
@willgetbettereventually124
@willgetbettereventually124 4 жыл бұрын
Please! Let every accuser show up to the debates and sit in the first row.
@rfruss
@rfruss 4 жыл бұрын
They would fill 3 rows.
@deaftone311
@deaftone311 4 жыл бұрын
He'd just blame the democrats for pulling a dirty trick that the republicans would never do, oh and paying all the women etc.. oh they did do that? nope fake news, never happened.. deep state!
@thedarkerknight2188
@thedarkerknight2188 4 жыл бұрын
@@deaftone311 so? Let them shit themselves. I want those accusors in the front row staring at him. I don't care what the Republicans think about it. Why do you?
@electriceyeswatching4415
@electriceyeswatching4415 4 жыл бұрын
Well you better hope it's not creepy quid pro quo Joe the dnc picks, or that might backfire a bit.
@jessstuart7495
@jessstuart7495 4 жыл бұрын
Trump is too chicken-sh*t to debate his next opponent. His speech and cognitive abilities have declined significantly since 2016 and he would be ripped apart on his record.
@debwright3190
@debwright3190 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣Bill Maher! Good video.😂😂😂
@tallen5133
@tallen5133 4 жыл бұрын
the fuckin tumbleweed LMAO
@Phoenix-kb5sx
@Phoenix-kb5sx 4 жыл бұрын
OMG Bill Maher never disappoints me this clip, one of the best ever, Savage.
@bobbeckey6941
@bobbeckey6941 4 жыл бұрын
a small ball on a string wouldn't disappoint you.
@zoobrizz
@zoobrizz 4 жыл бұрын
Phoenix 21 Yes. The desperation is real.
@BeefT-Sq
@BeefT-Sq Жыл бұрын
" Conservatives may not agree with Ayn Rand’s outlook on these issues, but if they’re going to be able to talk to and get along with the more “libertarian,” Ayn-Rand-influenced wing of the right, they need to understand why that wing doesn’t think it has to pick sides between the subjectivist left and the religious right, why it thinks there’s a third alternative." -Robert Tracinski-
@yubney
@yubney 4 жыл бұрын
"all over the Bible"? More like "all over the Constitution"!
@backspace500x
@backspace500x 4 жыл бұрын
por que no los dos?
@MagyarRose
@MagyarRose 4 жыл бұрын
both
@snate56
@snate56 3 жыл бұрын
I read the Oranges of the Species recently...
@727skydivers
@727skydivers 3 жыл бұрын
Like a fine wine. This ages well!
@jaratt85
@jaratt85 4 жыл бұрын
What we actually need is a leader, not a tyrant.
@RealCoolGuy
@RealCoolGuy 4 жыл бұрын
No, what we need is a representative.
@xlr8r2010
@xlr8r2010 4 жыл бұрын
@James Volk Liberals are weak, pathetic little pussies...you would all get fucking wrecked James. lol
@PatriotWatchUSA
@PatriotWatchUSA 4 жыл бұрын
Seems to be leading better than BHO
@exiledfrommyself
@exiledfrommyself 4 жыл бұрын
We need someone who understands that they work for us, not the other way around.
@cesk4899
@cesk4899 4 жыл бұрын
What you need to do is vote for candidates that actually care about people and not their pockets.
@samestrada
@samestrada 4 жыл бұрын
This was a masterpiece!!!
@wisetrollman
@wisetrollman 4 жыл бұрын
The Observer like you
@samestrada
@samestrada 4 жыл бұрын
The Observer ha, ha, ha! your opinion is the same as toilet paper to me
@chaser29mty2009
@chaser29mty2009 4 жыл бұрын
America is so lucky to have Bill
@eleonoreschroder6132
@eleonoreschroder6132 3 жыл бұрын
End of August 2020: you are a true prophet! chapeau bas to your talent and wit!
@jaydawg7820
@jaydawg7820 4 жыл бұрын
I think Bill should offer his services as Ad advisor for the Democratic Party for President of the United States !
@sandsmars97
@sandsmars97 2 жыл бұрын
He must make 1 for Biden
@tambetott626
@tambetott626 9 ай бұрын
The Unided schtades
@richardkennedy8045
@richardkennedy8045 4 жыл бұрын
And let's not forget the Toupee saluting in the wind , Sooo many times at Sooo many Occasions wanting to salute the wind 🍀
@michaelpreston233
@michaelpreston233 4 жыл бұрын
And they got pissed because President Obama held a coffee cup while saluting !
@donniedraftdodger7457
@donniedraftdodger7457 4 жыл бұрын
are ya saying I have a rooster?
@michaelpreston233
@michaelpreston233 4 жыл бұрын
@@donniedraftdodger7457 More like a sleeping possum
@TG-gm3et
@TG-gm3et 4 жыл бұрын
@Paper St. or umbrellas
@davidbrisbane7206
@davidbrisbane7206 4 жыл бұрын
Great episode!
@AyeCarumba221
@AyeCarumba221 2 жыл бұрын
I heard a new version from Don Winslow the other day: “when you go low, I’ll meet you there”.
@ExistentialistDasein
@ExistentialistDasein 4 жыл бұрын
The "ad" and the tape need to be uploaded separately. That way, people would share them more.
@iJustNguyenSon
@iJustNguyenSon 4 жыл бұрын
Existentialist Dasein THIS 👆
@electriceyeswatching4415
@electriceyeswatching4415 4 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/rHS2d2aomrulZ5I Here I found the clip for you.
@carolinezz8589
@carolinezz8589 4 жыл бұрын
I love the add! The bit with the umbrella and BingBingBong was missing LOL
@EJHRB
@EJHRB 4 жыл бұрын
I gasped at "the oranges... the oranges of the... investigation"
@gd9123
@gd9123 3 жыл бұрын
This was really good. 😂😂😂
@BasePuma4007
@BasePuma4007 4 жыл бұрын
The leading theory on all that slurring is him coming down off of various uppers that he constantly takes.
@bangdragons8958
@bangdragons8958 4 жыл бұрын
Wilson all jacked up on mountain dew
@breakingbadheisenberg9703
@breakingbadheisenberg9703 4 жыл бұрын
Wilson Nah ! His poligrip is slipping 🤣
@m.j.debruin3041
@m.j.debruin3041 4 жыл бұрын
His brain is cooked.
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797 4 жыл бұрын
Cathy Bradley that’s an insult to Florida.
@m.j.debruin3041
@m.j.debruin3041 4 жыл бұрын
@Cathy Bradley that's how I knew. "Florida man cooked his brain" in the Florida Times.
@stevensoto9375
@stevensoto9375 4 жыл бұрын
That anti-Trump campaign ad was the greatest opposing ad I’ve ever seen. This is simply great work Bill Maher! This whole segment.
@TimBitts649
@TimBitts649 4 жыл бұрын
Alan Dershowitz also was involved in the OJ Simpson trial. As the great Johnny Cochrane might have said, were he still alive, "If Impeachment does not fit, you must acquit!"
@kellym9190
@kellym9190 4 жыл бұрын
Oml, that’s the kind of clip I’ve been waiting to see ever since they were off the air during their break. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while, that sh💩t made me day 🤣
@kormoztreeplanting.
@kormoztreeplanting. 4 жыл бұрын
@Daekj32 you on every reply ive seen.😅😅😅
@TG-gm3et
@TG-gm3et 4 жыл бұрын
@@kormoztreeplanting. because he's still shit
@kurtsakslsvideosaks9185
@kurtsakslsvideosaks9185 4 жыл бұрын
@@TimBitts649 except he is guilty
@mofo6724
@mofo6724 4 жыл бұрын
"Bringing a notion to a gun fight"! Lol
@bingo1232
@bingo1232 4 жыл бұрын
Maher = a MIRACLE!!!!!
@tyjahkhan7708
@tyjahkhan7708 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve been saying that!!! Get down and dirty with them!!!
@monsieurlaflamme995
@monsieurlaflamme995 4 жыл бұрын
TYJAH Khan Machiavelly, The Prince
@robertnicholls9917
@robertnicholls9917 4 жыл бұрын
Naw, it's lazy. Obama's campaign was extremely smart. Dems tend to be walking pablum monsters. You saw it with the Mayor Pete interview and the lady on his panel. The sound like poll tested robots who aren't organically interested in what they're doing. At the very least, even though Obama pushed a bunch of cliche themes, his delivery came off as human, someone you thought you could connect to naturally. Fighting fire with fire is barbaric, and should be a last resort. We just need to be smart and creative.
@kathryncastanares525
@kathryncastanares525 4 жыл бұрын
@@robertnicholls9917 thank you for remaining human and smart about this. The truth and good always comes out. If you go to their level, it loses all credibility. You catch more bees with honey than you do vinegar. Some of the things people are saying on here are pretty vile to say about your fellow citizens. You know, other human beings. I have family members who are avid supporters that i couldnt imagine anything bad happening to them. We're all human, we all make bad decisions at some point in our lives and nearly everyone deserves a second chance. Everyone is so against talking to the other side, and thats not how we can change minds. Lets keep our humanity and do whats right. Please.
@esco5559
@esco5559 4 жыл бұрын
Trump 2020
@jessstuart7495
@jessstuart7495 4 жыл бұрын
Right-Wing media has really changed the culture of the GOP, and have been pouring gasoline on the fire of tribal hatred of democrats for decades.
@Zebrajellyfishphoto
@Zebrajellyfishphoto 4 жыл бұрын
Some folks say you go too far Bill. You nailed it tonight. NAILED IT!!!
@missfisher5481
@missfisher5481 Жыл бұрын
I don't think he goes too far, I think he voices his opinions and speaks out about what needs to be said
@Antis14CZ
@Antis14CZ 4 жыл бұрын
That tumbleweed broke me XD
@jamesbradford2378
@jamesbradford2378 4 жыл бұрын
Right on!!!!!!!
@JSone4Design
@JSone4Design 4 жыл бұрын
Why am I suddenly expecting Roger Stone to look inside the Arc of the Covenant only to have his face melt off?
@marisamercado1836
@marisamercado1836 4 жыл бұрын
And Stephen Miller
@pcbacklash_3261
@pcbacklash_3261 4 жыл бұрын
No, he's too busy being a Batman villain! :-P
@donnabrown8582
@donnabrown8582 4 жыл бұрын
Marisa Mercado Lol Definitely Stephan Miller and let’s add Mitch McConnell
@keyissues1027
@keyissues1027 4 жыл бұрын
I love your choice of words. Clever.
@remixandkaraoke
@remixandkaraoke 3 жыл бұрын
Too late!
@leohagan
@leohagan 4 жыл бұрын
Totally agree, Queensberry rules are useless in a dirty street fight.
@DADDIOH
@DADDIOH 4 жыл бұрын
Post the “pee tape”, as a stand alone video, so that it may be shared ;)
@donnabrown8582
@donnabrown8582 4 жыл бұрын
DADDIO Then put it on Fox
@78664antonio
@78664antonio 4 жыл бұрын
Oh hell yea, put all the accusers in the audience!!!
@stevorobo692
@stevorobo692 4 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian. That Trump ad made me fall off my chair laughing. That was great.
@tarahill2193
@tarahill2193 4 жыл бұрын
As an American it made me laugh and cry at same time
@dayegilharno4988
@dayegilharno4988 4 жыл бұрын
@@tarahill2193 As a German - this!
@Sarmaamy
@Sarmaamy 4 жыл бұрын
As a Finnish. Loved it! 🤣
@DamienBlade
@DamienBlade 4 жыл бұрын
As another Canadian, yes.
@MyEyesBled
@MyEyesBled 4 жыл бұрын
As a little green Martian... I turned even greener! 🤢
@ethalin
@ethalin 4 жыл бұрын
That ad is golden
@dredhead117
@dredhead117 4 жыл бұрын
I hope Bill bought a slot for that add during the Super Bowl...
@patitasandiego4240
@patitasandiego4240 3 жыл бұрын
This is a good one!!!!
@SupaSoniQ
@SupaSoniQ 4 жыл бұрын
"What must be going on in his mind?" And then the thumbleweed.. 🤣🤣🤣
@PatriotWatchUSA
@PatriotWatchUSA 4 жыл бұрын
More than whats going on in Hillarys mind. You liberals walk into your own shit oten. He's so dumb he beat Hillary in a Presidential election with all the media on her side.
@PatriotWatchUSA
@PatriotWatchUSA 4 жыл бұрын
@Doog Yggod Yet you brilliant communist can't find a crime with everyone looking for one. That's hilarious.
@Mikel-py4kb
@Mikel-py4kb 4 жыл бұрын
THAT IS THE ADD THEY NEED TO EUN. on FOX ALL DAY AND NIGHT LONG.
@alfresco4976
@alfresco4976 4 жыл бұрын
F.Y.I. "Ad" is short for "advertisement".
@Raz.C
@Raz.C 4 жыл бұрын
Everybody at home should should it out? "I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore!!!" Hang on... Wrong thing...
@yolielove9437
@yolielove9437 3 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious! Thank you.
@omfug7148
@omfug7148 4 жыл бұрын
OMFG I haven't laughed this much in a long, long time.
@Spartens25
@Spartens25 4 жыл бұрын
OMG! Whoever the Democratic nominee is, they should hire Bill as their campaign manager!
@Krusty-kl5ej
@Krusty-kl5ej 4 жыл бұрын
Spartens25 Bill is part Libertarian trying to fight out of a lost socialist suit - a very confused hypocritical man whose derangement is growing by leaps and bounds.
@m.j.debruin3041
@m.j.debruin3041 4 жыл бұрын
Or at least his team, that came up with this add.
@WorstTimelineInhabitant
@WorstTimelineInhabitant 4 жыл бұрын
Eww...no
@jjohn1249
@jjohn1249 4 жыл бұрын
@@Krusty-kl5ej Look have we here a Russian Troll!
@tropicalaquarium5807
@tropicalaquarium5807 4 жыл бұрын
Not Bill, they should hire the writers who are the brains behind the show.
@heatherbrown4632
@heatherbrown4632 4 жыл бұрын
THANK GOD FOR BILL MAHER
@MsKwaiChang
@MsKwaiChang 4 жыл бұрын
That guy @ (2:23) made me laugh. Yeah! Dump is a neurological mess.
@dbrownjrii9233
@dbrownjrii9233 4 жыл бұрын
This is gold we need versions without the laugh track!!
@jovaransguplar3019
@jovaransguplar3019 4 жыл бұрын
You're advocating for a fake video? Hmm nothing new
@quartetmaxwell
@quartetmaxwell 4 жыл бұрын
I think they mean the "Trump's Brain" attack ad. That's all real. That was him. I've seen them in full context before.
@amandatarkington4229
@amandatarkington4229 4 жыл бұрын
It's a live studio audience
@peach495
@peach495 4 жыл бұрын
I know he's being funny, but think they should employ all of those ideas.
@iHeartOiSkanks
@iHeartOiSkanks 4 жыл бұрын
They already do.
@RaveYoda
@RaveYoda 4 жыл бұрын
@@iHeartOiSkanks Proof or it didn't happen. SMH!!
@bertiebest5946
@bertiebest5946 4 жыл бұрын
He officially opened the 'pay back' season!
@Buttercup697
@Buttercup697 4 жыл бұрын
Freewheelin' Franklin I think he’s quite serious.
@rickwagner3797
@rickwagner3797 4 жыл бұрын
i really wish we could lie like the gop does but dem voters won't aren't fooled as easily as gop voters. Dem want the truth and the msm will never act live fox news. They stand for honesty so unless all dems sold their values and ethics like the gop has it wouldn't work. I get it i would love to say trump joined a satanic church or huffs glue but that would mean our leaders would lie to us like he does to them. I do not know how his voters aren't insulted on a daily basis because he knows they will buy whatever he sells them. We are the only adults left in the room. if we create a cult like they have liberty and justice will have died. The truth always wins. We will get through this and we will be a better country and hopefully learn to never have this happen again.
@TheBee87bee
@TheBee87bee 4 жыл бұрын
OMG,THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!
@thediminutiveword
@thediminutiveword 4 жыл бұрын
Bringing a notion to a gunfight 😂😂😂
@ursaltydog
@ursaltydog 4 жыл бұрын
Love that second idea!! Fill the gallery with Trump's sexual accusers..
@davidm5707
@davidm5707 4 жыл бұрын
He wouldn't care. Fill it with REAL billionaires. That'll throw him.
@ursaltydog
@ursaltydog 4 жыл бұрын
@NoFear ny yeah.. but the network would lose their license.. to the glee of Trump..
@zoobrizz
@zoobrizz 4 жыл бұрын
ursaltydog Do you really think he cares?
@msmom6715
@msmom6715 4 жыл бұрын
The world is literally going to Hell but Bill Maher will always make the Devil laugh. God bless you Bill for making us all laugh in such a crazy f..d up world we live in.
@bryantsosa6713
@bryantsosa6713 4 жыл бұрын
*Sips freshly squeezed leftist tears*
@GlassOnion.
@GlassOnion. 4 жыл бұрын
you can just say fucked up world. not f..ed up world.
@wisetrollman
@wisetrollman 4 жыл бұрын
B S you will think of this comment when Trump gets totally obliterated in the general
@golfo909
@golfo909 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant Bill Maher!!!!!!
@anitafix4053
@anitafix4053 4 жыл бұрын
PERFECT!!!!!
@chalarenee101
@chalarenee101 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher - I love you and your writers!!!!
@aslapofreality1444
@aslapofreality1444 4 жыл бұрын
C - Shay How unamerican are you?!? Did you forget what the founding principles of this country are?
@BRuane-pw6xq
@BRuane-pw6xq 4 жыл бұрын
@@aslapofreality1444 Yes ,,all Men are created equal while we had slavery .
@aslapofreality1444
@aslapofreality1444 4 жыл бұрын
B Ruane That was fucked up but the statement today is still ambiguous so it still can hold true. The entire world saw blacks as slaves. The right figured it out and freed them. Well the left created the KKK and still have kept them down to this day. LBJ was right in with what he said and 80-90% of them still vote that way. Sad. The actual principles are for a limited government, limited taxes, equality, nobody playing a god like figure even the government. The left disregard every one of those. It’s ironic to how none of their ideas work either. Remember.... you can’t do for man, what man can do for themselves.
@jimburig7064
@jimburig7064 4 жыл бұрын
When they go low, we should roll over them with great vigor.
@heshamakasha7949
@heshamakasha7949 4 жыл бұрын
I love you bill much love from the Sudan
@renegade7357
@renegade7357 2 жыл бұрын
Best Campaign Ad Ever!
@drewdrewski6278
@drewdrewski6278 4 жыл бұрын
That'll get the ball rolling nicely! You know Bill did this knowing someone will cut this up and start posting.. Internet --- do your thang!!
@YusufGinnah
@YusufGinnah 4 жыл бұрын
pisstape.org You'll thank me later... 👍🏼
@redpenink12
@redpenink12 4 жыл бұрын
If I don't see this on the front page of reddit later I will be disappointed...
@JanisKnight
@JanisKnight 4 жыл бұрын
Why not? The Republicans would!
@MeganSainsbury-il1lr
@MeganSainsbury-il1lr 4 жыл бұрын
@@YusufGinnah wtf???
@YusufGinnah
@YusufGinnah 4 жыл бұрын
@@MeganSainsbury-il1lr That's the opening of the elusive, actual Pee-Pee tape involving Trump. 😂🤣👍🏼
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