New Rule: Narcissist in Chief | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

[@223Drone]

Narcissism is the last thing you want to see in some one like the president of the US considering authoritarian leaders tend to be narcissistic and value blind loyalty over competence.

[@nonenone2389]

Why is his sexual activity being discussed when every other President even that other moron Reagan was having sex with children......he is getting away with it for some reason. It was printed that he went to that kiddy porn island only once. This is bullshit because if he wern t the type to it makes me sick to say it but anyhow he knew what was there and went once.....you know he went more often .....the thought of him in a sexual capacity is sickening.....his wife I am so sick of recently had her eyes done before she couldn t open them I once felt sorry for her but after the raincoat visit she is as bad as he....his nose job daughter also had her chin done ...I guess anyone can improve with the right surgeon.....I am just sick of them all of them except for the child and the daughter from Calif ....go away all you low I q jerks... Plus this sex game he plays with his daughter and she participates. There is so much wrong with the world right now why can t we have Bernie the only reasonable person. No we have to have this ypukle shut kicker who is as sophicated as an ally cat....he is disturbing .. I am afraid of what's next....

[@sentientnatalie]

You don't want narcissism in *anyone* in power, positions of authority tend to attract psychopaths and narcissists. "You will respect my authoritah!", to take one example.

[@meetinuthemiddlefirpo5384]

We also need Psychopaths to keep other psychopaths at bay , Some of the greatest war generals in history ,indeed had Narcissistic traits

[@Daniel_B79]

Man this is one of those videos that really gets under my skin and makes it hard for me to sleep at night. I'm f****** scared!

[@guckingfuy1]

you're so full of shit. you giggle for two seconds and sleep like a baby.

[@ronswanson1410]

are you serious? grow the fuck up daniel

[@Shonuff42080]

Nothing is different than when Obama was president it was just the right talking shit ,this ploy to divide us is working better to control us then all that terrorist scare tactics of the previous decade!

[@cordelllongstreath741]

@@Shonuff42080 I was gonna troll but I realize your point is more than valid

[@BatmanLampin]

@@Shonuff42080 As an independent, I can say that unlike presidencies in the past, there is actual corruption being dealt with right now. Are you guys not watching the news? You don't wonder why people are dropping like flies? Quiting and resigning left and right? Walking around with smiles on their face after receiving jail time? The only reason people would do that is because they know they got off easy.

[@MrMonty08]

Agree with Bill 100 % !

[@carl4127]

Maher, this is maybe your BEST piece ever!

[@stevemastriona7939]

Carl 22 your stupid

[@adarss7023]

@@stevemastriona7939 no u stupid

[@StanSwan]

He has good writers but is not that bright.

[@nofyfb123]

Just like most others.

[@Tony29103]

@@stevemastriona7939 No, you're president is fucking stupid. My God how dumb do you have to be to align yourself with the worlds biggest dictators?

[@paulramos4037]

Another symptom of narcissism Loves Blaming Others

[@drewdrewski6278]

Projection!

[@Wolfboss7]

George Thompson Jimmy Dore? Another right wing conspiracy nutcase in the vain of Alex Jones I believe? Oh, and its dumb downed.

[@omarosemoon1005]

@George Thompson , jimmy has gone off the rails, can't watch him anymore

[@hyperceptional]

True, its the immigrants, Muslims the Chinese and Liberals that have destroyed America's Economy and its Values.

[@omarosemoon1005]

@@hyperceptional look up 2 Santas theory and get back to us

[@MooneShadow]

This is such a funny and chilling message. Here we are a year later.... and look at the head lines... sigh....

[@lauralishes1]

Yep so true.

[@doloresreynolds8145]

Moone Shadow Remind us again why Kavanaugh will be a good Supreme Court Justice.

[@nightlightabcd]

I guess you're seeing the headlines now!

[@firestream93]

So, when Maher calls Trump stupid, is Maher even watching Biden? You know, Biden is your only candidate now. The man can't form a complete sentence, without fucking it up. Biden has made the statement that 150,000,000 people have been killed by guns, in the past 10 yrs. That's almost half the population, of the U.S.

[@larrymorin5788]

firestream93 so a malignant narcissist who has lied 10,000 times is better than JB. I’m a Canadian, no political interest here man, but I care when the leader of the free world is mentally ill. That you can’t see that speaks volumes about your prejudices. Keep listening to Hannity and Limbaugh my friend.

[@angelv2296]

NAILED IT!

[@Willskull]

Only Bill can deliver such in your face truths like that

[@FabledGentleman]

Ronny. Your Caps Lock is on.

[@michellehunter9762]

Bill slammed dunked... The Orange Stain

[@theAverageJoe25]

Willskull there is one on the republican side SE Cup

[@gregcushing1716]

Mahers breath smells like Obama 's coconut juice

[@rodimus371]

Greg Cushing it’s a shame you can’t prove if like the orange idiot

[@tjwilson1591]

YES! Love you, Bill!

[@clemontwilliams8252]

"You can call, but you can't leave a message." Nailed it. The Trumpet's cup runneth ove-- with himself.

[@AwesomeBlackDude]

Trump Republicans history will be known for the *3R's* - (1) Racism , (2) Recession , (3) Rapist. This include you too Paul Ryan, where is Jeffrey Dahmer when you need him to complete this Crazy Train Republican Party? 🤪😲

[@michaelpreston233]

Yeah and it has Pee in it.

[@NewMessage]

It's also why his immediate response to anything but glowing praise is what they literally call 'Narcissistic Attack'.

[@wolframstahl1263]

I would give myself an A+. We are getting A-plusses. The best job ever done by any job-doer. We're getting tired of winning that's only in words, not in deeds or facts.

[@wackybrattyx]

You mean narcassistic rage.

[@davidr2292]

I saw this on a car bumper sticker: -Trump Sandwich: white bread, full of baloney, Russian dressing, and a small pickle. 😂

[@MonicaTarzier]

Brilliant!

[@kellydoub9462]

Good one.

[@rc6936]

And it still sounds unappetizing and I personally like bologna

[@nddavi58]

brutal!!

[@waynecobra2641]

Thanks, LMAO something positive from the prezzie.

[@slaughterhouse5309]

That last line brought it home! Damn son!!😂

[@joryjones6808]

Slaughter House 5 just imagine the great stories if Vonnegut was alive today.

[@slaughterhouse5309]

@@joryjones6808 Honestly, I think he'd see all this in the world and kick back to say 'See, see what I'm talking about now?!'

[@runawaylady1833]

Brilliant!!

[@boatman222345]

The scary thing about this very funny satire on Trump is that it is both incredibly insightful and totally accurate. In lots of ways that wrecks the funny parts.

[@marilynrichards5693]

For sure--even more so 6mo later!! Everyday I pray that he won't come down from The West Wing, AR15 slung across his shoulder --followed, a short while later by the gnashing of teeth & wringing of hands by those who lie for him crying out-- 'OMG, this is shocking, we didn't know it was *that bad*.' The people will answer, "Yes, *you did*-- Psychiatrist, Bandy X. Lee, M.D., along with 26 other Psychiatrists & Mental Health Professionals, told us all about it in their first book, "The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump"(2017)"-- to which many others wanted to contribute. Next came a letter to the Senate about their findings, which documented trump's worsening mental illness, leading them to opine, "He is a danger to us and to others around the world", during meeting soon after with 12 Senators--11 Dems & 1GOP. A letter was also sent to Ronny Jackson, M.D., White House Physician, pleading in vain, for inclusion of a mental health evaluation as part of his annual physical in 2017 --which was not done. This was f/b 2nd book with same title, "The Dangerous Case...."(2019), with Lee, et al(now 37). Things now even worse. After much ado in re not diagnosing someone who's not one's patient, Dr. Lee, et al organized & held "Your Duty To Warn" Conference. Yep,they *all know*. #TheSwampRunnethOver #TheyAllFallDown

[@zarakikon6352]

So true.

[@libertyann439]

So well explained. And frightening.

[@NibblerPDX]

I believe many of us who study psychology and mental illnesses have been saying the exact same thing since before the election, and I don't mean that as an insult or attack. All you have to do is listen to Trump talk unscripted for a few minutes, and you can tell there's just something not right. However, I don't think he's just a narcissist, I think it's very possible he's a sociopath as well. He's very charismatic and cunning in that he knows what to say/do to motivate his followers, and people may mistake this for leadership qualities, but he lacks many of the basic things that makes a "decent" human being. I honestly question whether he's capable of caring about anyone beyond himself and perhaps his immediate family.

[@ronswanson1410]

I wonder all of these things about Hillary Clinton

[@wobu5361]

Ron Swanson yeah she’s not right either but trump just seems more dangerous and narcissistic

[@ronswanson1410]

I mean I hear you but I think we view danger differently. Everyone has been acting like it's the end of the world for the last 2 years. Either the world is more dangerous OR people are more competitive for your attention now than ever

[@cnah26]

@@ronswanson1410 fortunately she isn't in a position to negatively affect the nation anymore and I'm pretty sure she won't be running in 2020. Now back to the narcissistic situation at hand, our current president who is in said position...

[@shaneth138]

I honestly doubt whether he could genuinely care about his family. I could totally see hime throwing his kids under the bus to protect himself with little to no remorse.

[@rustyralph349]

Back here in February 2021. The last 4 years have been predictable, yet unbelievable. Maher deserves The Medal of Freedom for consistently and fearlessly calling this guy out.

[@briankreezan7843]

Haher and comedians for years have had a feald day with the Stump and something funny to say. But it's not funny anymore. What gets me is that there so many people who fallow him and believe in him. It makes me think of Germans who cheered for Hitler. And what was his goal? And how would this world be today if he accomplished his goal? It's time to grasp reality USA 🇺🇸 and what is that? " The United States of America. Has there ever been a president that brought our parties so far apart? Who can forget the war egenst the states? "Believe it or not there are people who are still alive today who knew people who fought in that war and was that fought." We sellibrate that day once a year

[@franktripodi8586]

Are you calling President moron out now for all his failures.

[@dahawk8574]

This is Bill Maher at his very best.

[@daytonarick]

Da Hawk, Bill Maher Sucks, a Disgusting POS, He Hates America & Hates Isreal to, an ugly Athiest Jewish boy

[@sabineschuessler9234]

It is so true! Sad but thank you Bill Maher for pointing it out!

[@bluewrenreilly129]

Oh, and you think Bill Maher is Qualified psychoanalysis?

[@nancystowell4877]

@@bluewrenreilly129 After 50+ years as a Psychologist, I agree with Bill, and will add that he didn't give a diagnosis, he only stated his opinion , which according to the 1st Amendment he has the right to do. Whilst I'm here I'd like to add my Opinion on Trump: He is a Malignant Narcissistic Sociopath, which is being redundant, Sociopathy is part of being a Narcissist. In Trump's case it is the Malignant aspect that sets him apart from other Narcissists. Take a look at this and it will help you understand: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rmaXq2Wmh6apqsk

[@murrayc9615]

One year later: "THE BEST.. IS YET.. TO COME" nice knowing you America.

[@consuelito1947]

Thank you Bill!!!!!! keep going!!!!! we love you!!!!

[@szegedification]

Thank you for making us laugh at this horrible time.

[@kathim231]

How can you laugh. Are you as bad as him. Look at the fall out coming from repercussions of this shutdown. People laid off work. See my comment above.

[@jvhobson]

@@kathim231 What Stefania Puskas was saying is that Bill Maher uses humor to make important points. Sometimes during the most difficult of times, one must laugh or else get so overwhelmed that you simply can't cope at all. I personally am dealing with cancer. If I couldn't laugh at myself about the hair loss, weakness, nausea and "chemo brain", I'd get so sad and overwhelmed that I'd give up.

[@dickcarpenter8947]

@@kathim231 STUPID STUPID Woman. Is it B.MAHER s fault for the shut down.......YOU CRETIN.

[@dickcarpenter8947]

@@jvhobson good luck Jim with your battle

[@marinemccord1059]

Can’t we get a real doctor to check him out and say what’s really going on in that meat carcass?

[@bobbyfairchild3435]

What's going on with him? Criminal insane. This man needs a psychiatrist.

[@karenshaub8273]

Nope. If we could have forced an exam we would have.

[@stanleyapollon1318]

Uh....No

[@jmmmnliberal8274]

Damn that was good.. Great job Bill!

[@MichaelSmith-ew3pi]

lol

[@boogiedok]

I love you, Bill! Thank You

[@katherineprongos3929]

"Now MY building is the tallest."

[@ARichardP]

That’s a “perfect” statement. Sad thing is there are many like him in big business and in finance and entertainment.

[@pgustav74868]

That's the phone call he made to a new station after 9/11... he said " Now I own the tallest buildings in New York" how disgusting is that?

[@cuckpiro4866]

*The 25th for the 45th!!*

[@god_1611]

@Cuckpiro HE IS STILL YOUR AND MY PRESIDENT...WAIT TILL NOVEMBER & 2020..BRING EXTRA DIPERS 😎

[@jlynn647]

who let you out of your mother’s basement?

[@shizuokaBLUES]

ONE Meraz diapers ? I don’t know what dipers are.

[@richardrobertson2883]

@@shizuokaBLUES Trump supporters can't spell for shit. It's because of the inbreeding usually. Some of them are actually that dumb though.

[@Willskull]

This should be a T-shirt

[@austininc457]

Truer words have never been spoken... 100% correct. Thank you Bill Maher for telling the absolute truth about this 'Egomaniac in the White House.

[@mrcurly1147]

Funny that some people claim this guy is heaven sent! I guess jesus doesn't love us after all.

[@nuttybar9]

Stop talking shit idiot.

[@jamesfvandeventerjr6916]

You are so right

[@mrcurly1147]

Robert - No. idiot.

[@mmflynn1]

robert justus The more you post, the dumber you appear. You're not doing a very good job earning that nickel, troll.

[@juliemccarthy2774]

Thank you for sharing your knowledge on MALIGNANT NARCISSISM with the world. People need to be informed about this. I was married to a narcissist for 10 years. The impending divorce was hell, specifically BECAUSE of his narcissism, and was the reason that I took the time and energy to learn all I could about narcissistic personality disorder. When I heard that Donald Trump had been elected as our President and Commander in Chief, I was shocked - then I was actually scared. A narcissist like Donald Trump should never be given so much external power because he already had a head full on internal power. Put the two together (and add a side of dementia) and you have one crazy and delusional person! While the insanity and outrageous antics of any narcissist is most surely LAUGHABLE - when it is our President it truly becomes SCARY! WE NEED TO GET THIS MAN OUT OF OFFICE ONE WAY OR THE OTHER AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!

[@BMF0187]

Still single ? Great statement. But fear not I am the SPARTACUS of the BLUE ARMY ! 😘

[@shawndooglass9812]

PLEASE for the Love of God & Everyone in the world, that's basically Exhausted, of the Same old Bullying tactics, these exact people.... cry about...Well they're doing the exact same Bullying, Name calling, Shaming & over all disgusting Page above! I myself, want to see everyone win! Tired of the relentless D Trump Bashing of middle age Karens...I mean Women. You should really worry about getting outside more & stay OFF the USA News outlet feeds! They all are pathetic feeds! I read this page top to bottom. After about the 1st couple sentences, I could tell I was reading myself into a Dark Dark Trump family page.... For sure a very biased reporters writing!!!! For instance: The article started out about Ivankas wealth, so I was curious & clicked. Well, the more & more I read, JUST THE SAME OLD bashing of every Trump Family Member! From top to bottom! The page even bashes Lil Trump, Ivanka (Because Jarod made all the money! WHO CARES) Literally, BASHING every single member of the TRUMP family! If you cannot see what this page is trying to do to people....... Then there is NO hope for humanity!!! I find it fascinating t.b.h.! That whomever you people are...... actually think Trump was worse than other presidents? My god!!! Hahahahaha! Dude Never put us in any war! I don't think! Biden has got us in allot. Obama Bombed the hell out of Numerous Countries. Says Obama dropped a bomb in Seria every 2.5 hours for 8 fn years! So STFU & Start sharing the blame vs obbbb fn sessing, over 1 man. You didn't see what the psychopaths really in charge, pulled off in 2019-present? The news outlets, Trump haters & negative brainwashed people, crucified Trump b4 he even won!!!! I'm not a fan of any politician btw! Wish you would stop blaming Trump for your insecurities!! OUT! PS Please answer me why you were actually physically scared when Trump won? Dont tell me you were one of the idiots balling? I LOVE it! How were you physically scared? I got to know! I never go after people! I truly don't. I woke up way to early and with this new unleashing of a Mind fuck assault on humanity's brain, has got me annoyed this morning!

[@gabriellen.2886]

Oh my God, this segment was so spot-on. Been saying a version of this myself for over a year now---and things only get worse as time goes on.

[@gunnyrag]

What exactly is getting worse? Bill Maher has a lot of people that he has made fun of that he needs to apologize to. 1st, the boy from Covington. Bill Maher is a sorry joke. Name one thing that Maher has done to make this country a better place? Nothing!!!

[@penboyasgod6103]

*_Definitely one of his very best "New Rules."_*

[@a99999z]

Penboy as 'god' yes

[@yvonnebowen6887]

Bill always hit the nail on the head 😂

[@CloudsGirl7]

Speaking of Nixon - really, if he could see all this shit right now, he'd roll his eyes and wonder where the hell this GOP was when he was in the White House.

[@5pctLowBattery]

CloudsGirl7 he didn’t have Fox News propaganda machine. Wait, what was watergate again? Samantha Bee: kzbin.info/www/bejne/m4e3YZSPnL1go7c

[@adeyemisiadekunle7989]

He would say, "why the f*ck did I resign?"

[@lulumatthewiosi179]

Mike Jones This doesn't excuse the shit he did, obstruction of justice, sending the IRS after political opponents etc, but yes top marginal tax rates under Nixon were over 70% and under Eisenhower they even were over 90%. Concerning economic policies the GOP before Reagan was to the "left" of the DNC today.

[@lulumatthewiosi179]

Mike Jones That's the funny thing when Conservatives talk about the good old days, when America was "great". If they really wanted that they would fight to bring back the welfare state and tax rates to the level it had in the time after WW2.

[@TalesStahl]

remember how it ended … first thing Ford did was pardoning Nixon.

[@brendanmurphy993]

Great show Bill! love the “New rules” format! It’s sharper and to the point. You are a natural. I hope you know that that means a lot.

[@tikvahaham8919]

Bill u are so right in what u say right to the point

[@theressiashaver4302]

BILL IS SO RIGHT!!! A JOB WELL DONE. I LOVE REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER ON HBO. THEY CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH.

[@vickyjanway4526]

Because he is hateful

[@nancystowell4877]

@@vickyjanway4526 Yes, Trump is hateful, especially if you know anything about the Reality of his Mental Condition and how 1/5th of America are gullible enough to keep on believing in their "Gold-plated, Tin God"! Fekkin' sad!

[@prisonpapers765]

@@nancystowell4877 yeah..Nancy..until they lose their Job an the out house there livin in...

[@maryloujohnson8904]

Mr. Maher, if it weren't for you, many of us would not be able to survive. The comic relief you provide is necessary for sanity. Thank you.

[@bentolun3557]

Mary Lou Johnson you got that right lol.

[@nancystowell4877]

@Liberal Hater Perfect name for a schmuck like you and about that name; Hating is like taking poison and expecting someone else to die. Yeah, that really works. Have fun with the stress that Hate makes your body suffer! Bless your Heart!

[@yerout7168]

@Liberal Hater wow there is one in every crowd

[@karimalutzak6471]

@Liberal Hater Now that statement is very poignant! If you don’t know the difference between your and you’re, you should hold off on posting a comment. Your is used to indicate ownership, as in: is your new car blue? You’re is a conjunction of you and are, as in You’re an idiot!

[@chinmaypurohit3431]

This is ageless, I can laugh anytime when I hear this set. The most edgy late night host in the States.

[@michellehunter9762]

I So enjoyed Bill.Maher " New Rule " 👏

[@puffthemagicdragon44]

I enjoy the whole darn show!! LOL love it..🌎✌💛😂💯

[@terryjanssen316]

Hunter and pickle Puffer Dragon - You enjoyed it because the pervert Bill is a reflection of you. He is a Soviet Godless Jew. Follow him to your demise.

[@michellehunter9762]

@@terryjanssen316 I want to be real Clear. We are allowed to post our ( mine and yours ) thoughts here what ever they may be. They were my thoughts you don't have to Agree. The problem with you is Pure Hate my post.. My post you read then caused you to attack Me with your Vile. Sir/ Ma-am Move On don't Come for ME unless I call You ( Janssen ) by name we can agree to disagree with what we post and say.Live your life cause I'm living mine I never will attack you do likewise. Hope I'm Crystal Clear.

[@puffthemagicdragon44]

@@terryjanssen316 NAH, YOUR DEMISE YOU'RE STUPID.. HE'S BEEN RIPPING PEOPLE OFF INCLUDING YOU (if you have a job) IN TAXES ALONE...HE'S A SKANKY PORN STAR NO GLOVE FUCKING🐷 THATS YOUR CHOICE 😯😩 SO BE IT!! Hope you liked all the caps just for you!!💯👻🎃

[@puffthemagicdragon44]

I remember that show and everything Bill said is point on....DO HATE APPRECIATE!!! DUMP is a lowest of the lowest, he's been ripping construction companies off not paying his taxes obviously!!! he's your choice you're going to be the demise of all of us dumbass...fucker can't even read but from a teleprompter the same with his freaking skanky old lady

[@YeeSoest]

Best segment in television in weeks! Good job, Trump is riding Napoléons "L'etat, c'est moi!" train hard !!

[@pitkruninger7942]

The quote "L'etat c'est moi" is not from Napoleon, but Louis XIV. Apart from that your statement is entirely true.

[@sylvainpetiteau5272]

in fact he never said that, it's someone else maybe an historian who invented this quote to describe his policy as an absolute monarch

[@CorvusCorax.]

Now I can finally watch this without a lump in my throat 😀

[@sugarcookiecube]

BILL MAHER IS BRILLIANT.

[@pica8039]

10,000 thumbs up!!!!!!

[@terryjanssen316]

sugarcookiecube - Yah, Bill is a narcissist.

[@cathybyrd5329]

terry yah your a dumbass.

[@sugarcookiecube]

Terry Janssen - and trumpturd is a demure, shrinking violet...

[@terryjanssen316]

No brains here.

[@joepalooka2145]

Thank God for Bill Maher to make us laugh in this time of horrible tragedy

[@richdandanell2911]

And hate god for allowing this horrible tragedy in the first place . Good thing there's no real evidence for a god . Because if there was a real god , he'd have to be just as stupid and narcissist as trump . And that's not who you want in control of the universe .

[@richdandanell2911]

@Richard Cole That's just the kind of irrational response I'd expect from a person defending delusional belief's .

[@richdandanell2911]

@Richard Cole All the people you mentioned are insane madman . Like the leaders of the inquisition , the religious witch burners , Rev . Jim Jones , David Koresh and the Westboro Batist's . Trying to associate the acts of psychopaths as the motivation of billions others that have nothing to do with them . Is stupid , small minded and dishonest But it's not surprising coming from someone believing it's fine that a imaginary god blaming all of mankind for the alleged " sins " of some fictitious ancestor we never even new . And your comments show how willing you and other people ruled by superstitious belief's are to use fallacious and dishonest assertions and arguments to defend delusional belief's .

[@richdandanell2911]

@Richard Cole First you'd have to prove they all hated your particular god . And atheist's don't hate things we don't even believe exists . Atheists don't accept god claims because there not convincing , that 's the only thing non believers have in common . To try to add your extra baggage on to it is yet another dishonest tactic . Just like the way you conveniently ignored all the evil of the Christians I mentioned . Which once again is an other dishonest tactic . If you or anyone could prove your invisible god exists there'd be no reason for you to argue dishonestly to defend it .

[@richdandanell2911]

@Richard Cole It's called sarcasm . And by the way , atheism has nothing to do with being devout . It's a response to the claim a god or gods exist . And the response is one of not being convinced the claim is true , that's all atheism is nothing more . The reason you won't accept this is because you want to pretend it's full of dogma . So you can argue that atheism is a belief system kind of like it's own religion . But it's not even close , It's the rational position to take until theistic claims meet there burden of prove . Until they do " which they haven't " the rational position is not to believe them . This is called atheism . I know this screws up you self make delusion of what atheism is and makes it harder for you to argue against . But if you really want to argue honestly for you god claim accepting what atheism really is would be a good start . And throwing in a little verifiable evidence for your alleged god wouldn't hurt either .

[@yvonnebowen6887]

I could listen to Bill all day long his humor is through the roof. 😂❤

[@gotto8738]

An accurate explanation of the sad situation. Thanks Bill!!!

[@Himexxdollxx21]

You can call but you can’t leave a message

[@stevenfarina2369]

That face of Trump reminds me of Curly from the three stooges .One of Curley's famous lines fits Trump perfectly. IM THE SMARTEST MORON I know .

[@simonsobo4644]

Steven Farina He is one of the three Stooges. Between tRUMP, Obama, and W we’ve had three stooges in the White House now since the year 2000.

[@stevenfarina2369]

@@simonsobo4644who gives a shit about Clinton ,Obama you asshole .Trump is the same bullshit politician as those asses.And morons like you put these lying sacks up on a pedestal. It must be hard sitting your your brain all day a -hole.

[@marilynrichards5693]

Steven Farina, I know this Real Time episode & your comment is 6mo old, but I just have to thank you for helping me to finally have my "lightbulb moment" in my long quest to settle on the *proper name* for trump--that didn't include 'bad words'. Of the ~50 I.D.s I tried out, only 'Captain Kangaroo' qualified--but alas, 'though he had negatives, being a Narcissist, Psychological Liar, or Racist, ugly inside as well as out, wasn't in his Bio. Sooo, thank you for your clear & concise observation. Luv it!! #TheSwampRunnethOver #TheyAllFallDown

[@marshamariner7897]

The 3 stooges would HV done a better job running the country

[@CJusticeHappen21]

If the law doesn't hold Trump accountable, then the people will. Nope. Couldn't keep a straight face.

[@GiratinaofFury]

If we don't enact the 25th, we may lose the 1st.

[@gavindy_Sv2]

Thanks. People like you ensure 4 more years.

[@Asher_Tye]

@@gavindy_Sv2 bullshit

[@queenfanpiper6299]

I hope Trump, Putin, and the Israelis start kicking your and other liberals asses after November. Start with that glorified drag queen in Rome that runs a child fuckers emporium. Then go after flaky liberal Jewish oligarchs that are fucking Israel and Law and order in America etc, then shit bags like Carl Bernstein and Bob Woodward ( who may have been the one that wrote the Op Ed.)

[@gavindy_Sv2]

Asher Tye great rebuttal. Classy and you stated it so eloquently. You truly are a shining example of the Democratic Party.

[@msducks3397]

Mike Jones I am worried about that as well, and I wish the entire trump gang could be sent to prison, for colluding with trump when mueller sends donnie up river. Short of that, if we have a blue congress (VOTE BLUE where and when eligible), we can change laws and start to clean house. I honestly cannot think of ONE member of trump's administration that is worth keeping from pence on down. And some are so vile, so greedy, so ridiculous there is no rational reason they should be in charge of anything. DeVos, Carson, Pompao, on and on and on. I repeat....vote blue.

[@ronbrittany8592]

That was so well put together. It shows how far down the ladder of at one time was normal to where the hell we are today is scary, because his bullshit has become so normal.

[@christiecrawford1653]

Look at us now.... what a shit show.

[@TheSolarWolf]

Mr. Trump get down... from that pedestal before you get hurt.

[@benwasserman8223]

The only thing scarier than Trump's behavior is how much Republican voters want to replicate that behavior in future GOP candidates

[@Horny_Fruit_Flies]

They may not all be narcissists, but two main characteristics of most Republican voters are no empathy (for the business "taxes are theft" types of Republicans), and stupidity (for everyone else). They vote for people who are like them.

[@tymck9694]

Wow im surprised by the (Low) like on this comment!well im not Surprised

[@ronswanson1410]

I love how all of you try and stand above republicans when really you are just a different flavor of being fucked in the head

[@sombd133]

I think thats because. Most of the bills and policy that gets passed or voted on, they have the majority so it passes. Media or any other focus is on Trump and what gets passed behind the scenes is completely oblivious to us.

[@ronswanson1410]

You only care about what you pay attention to stupid head. It's an incredibly relative way of measuring just how fucked something or someone is. Get real

[@SolidMikeP]

I love watching these, but they hit you hard, and it...just hurts

[@stevehampe6982]

Particularly stunning - Trump ran on how POWERFUL he is, such a skilled negotiator, he'd "restore" America's standing in the world, but - as Maher points out - Trump has spent more time and effort worrying about whether or not (autocratic) foreign leaders LIKE him than whether or not American interests are being well served. HOW can they see this - unfiltered, right before their own eyes - and still think this man is a "stable genius" able to make ANYthing great again?

[@sandisteinberg731]

Or stable, or a genius. And his horrible first thought on 9-11 is spine-chilling!

[@dystopian786]

One of the best ones in a while. I usually detest Trump bashing because literally everyone's doing it and it's become tedious and repetitive to the point of insanity. However, this was good. This was very, very good.

[@hollywright3610]

Need tests BEFORE getting into the office

[@qcrew2938]

That was a really good monologue

[@christopherunfus8962]

I'm glad somebody had the courage to say what Bill said in this segment.

[@alexfreidah1075]

everybody has been saying this shit for forever. Since he showed up on the political scene.

[@Mrjim6986]

"Blob the builder" says: "They call me MISTER Fibbs"

[@nessh7589]

Throw away this whole presidency

[@Patchuchan]

I'd like to dump it into the atmosphere of Jupiter.

[@erikvonreis3526]

Let's just pretend like he's dead. When complains, call it fake news.

[@mickeypena3505]

creepy pron president is the worst ever!!!!!!!!

[@2126Eliza]

Throw away the Republican Party. All the people behind him should be in prison and barred from politics and business for life

[@jimanders6666]

yeah, Barry O was a total fuck up. I couldn't agree more.

[@juliushutchins5929]

When I look at Trump, i see Jon Lovitz doing his caracature of the liar. "Yeah, yeah, thats the ticket"

[@msducks3397]

or joe izuzu...hey's thaaaaat's right.

[@shellylavigne5913]

Brilliant!!! His picture is in the DSM book under Personality Disorder

[@ritabennett3411]

Shelly Lavigne

[@rlg-7490]

Couldn't describe the orange man better!

[@deborahchinn2439]

Thank you Bill, for always speaking not only truth to power, but also speaking truth to us! How about we do something?! Vote! Vote! Vote them out in November!

[@shellylavigne5913]

FINALLY!!! Comedy tells it like it is...in a manner that everyone waiting to hop on the dysfunction junction train can understand.!!

[@joshuachristofferson9227]

...I was saying that about our Electoral College BEFORE he was inaugurated... which we should abolish, BTW, particularly if it's not going to act on its sole purpose in existence.

[@MissaRosa]

My thoughts are the same. Ever since learning about the Electoral College in middle school. It's like our vote really does NOT count.

[@lawrencewright2816]

Joshua Christofferson ...Dream on. It will never happen.

[@abrakadabra6584]

Electoral college and gerrymandering are the two biggest problems with, specifically, the process of choosing representation in America. They're only topped by legal bribery through lobbyists. So what our democracy looks like today is a system in which the ONLY part of the government that citizens have any say or influence over, is constantly being manipulated in order to give us as little say or influence as possible. When we feel like we've been cheated, people hold protests that are restrained by militarized law enforcement in order to ensure the the protest has as little influence as possible. And of course the electors will never ever dissent like they're supposed to. As a result the votes of over 3 million people were meaningless during the election. And somehow after seeing all this people ask, "Why are Americans so cynical and disengaged from politics with one of the lowest voter turnout rates of any democracy in the world?" What a mystery.

[@abrakadabra6584]

We need to abolish the broken electoral college by electing people with the broken electoral college! Just like the founding fathers intended. -_-

[@finchmeister08]

so you want california and new york to determine our elections? Liberalism is a disease... thehill.com/sites/default/files/blogs/trump_map.png

[@paulramos4037]

At least Richard Nixon had an iota of decency to resign when things got tough.

[@miro.georgiev97]

And that's saying something!

[@kimberlys8422]

Trump isn't self aware enough. Dump makes Nixon look decent by comparison.

[@ichijofestival2576]

Did he though? As I recall it, he tried to silence the people around him, became increasingly paranoid and erratic, fired the special counsel investigating him, and then bailed out only when it was absolutely certain he was going to be impeached. That's not even a"resignation," that's "you can't fire me, I quit."

[@Serai3]

It wasn't decency. He didn't want the humiliation of an impeachment. It was completely selfish.

[@Hayala0414]

The Right members of Congress came to Nixon to resign. He then did so. No one had to escort him out. Mushroom head will and hopefully in handcuffs.

[@lauralishes1]

This clip had me crying, 😂😂😂😂

[@seriesjunkie0074]

Hey Americans, what does it feel like being in the Prequel to the movie 'Idiocracy'?

[@ronswanson1410]

Chillin. Hey person who doesn't say where they are from, how's it feel like being a pussy?

[@donaldswamp2501]

Yep. tRump's the Grand Poobah of Idiocracy.

[@hks2377]

This is no prequel. It’s the main event😨

[@EugeneAxe]

Like hell.

[@stormwatcher59]

It really sucks!

[@bluecollarlit]

Mr. Kavanaugh emits a strange vibe.

[@sumitrapeterson3632]

to say the least! I wouldn't want to be alone with him, violence is just under the surface

[@bubbagene145]

@Corvo@AZ right? why would I lie about something so graphic? What happen to me is unimaginable. I'm looking for justice, not sympathy.

[@stuartloughton233]

Very obvious asshole vibe

[@stuartloughton233]

Harak Mapping she was probably a Republican plant

[@mrnonsense1031]

Kavanaugh always looks like he's chewing something that tastes really bad.

[@Playthellgb42]

Bravo! Great monologue!!! Political parody at its best!!!

[@hitreset0291]

One of your best vids Bill. Thanks.

[@That80sGuy1972]

If you ever feel like you are an idiot or feel like you are a jerk, just watch Donald talk. Suddenly, you will feel like a saintly genius.

[@anthonymagliaro4791]

oh really? haha...spoken like a true liberal lickspittle...Trump beat out 16 other candidates for the Republican nomination and then went on to beat someone who by all accounts was well qualified (Hilary) and he did it all his first time involved in politics...hahhaha….he's a billionaire as well and by all accounts with this thriving economy he's on the road to victory in 2020...you are an idiot and you've been exposed

[@anthonymagliaro4791]

haha..hey Joe how are you? You know you're winning the argument when you receive responses like yours....hahaha....Hey Joe, Where's Hilary? and as far as Giuliani is concerned, he along with AG Barr have the dem's in their sights...haha..Hey Joe you have a pleasant day..Remember Joe we have a great President. And we want to thank folks like you for cementing our support. You know President Trump raised $125 million this quarter for his election campaign! He now has to date $300 million in his war chest to win the next election..hahahaha its all because of stupid liberal policies...THANKS JOE....

[@Oakeedokee7]

@@anthonymagliaro4791 you sound exactly like Trump in the sense of "what in the flying fuck are you saying?"

[@michaelbaughman8910]

So SPOT ON!

[@tomrecane6366]

"Trumps brain is like a cell phone with a full mailbox. You can call but you can't leave a message." Classic.

[@nuttybar9]

Really ,How's that Tom Recane? And don't feed us any of your bullshit lies.

[@jamesfvandeventerjr6916]

Now that's funny I don't care who you are😅😅😅😅

[@mmflynn1]

robert justus You didn't even listen to the video, did you? It really shows your ignorance.

[@nuttybar9]

Don't have to, He's talking shit about Trump.

[@tomrecane6366]

@@nuttybar9 Shit that is confirmed by a large number of his staff.

[@leifjohnson617]

Right on target, Bill!

[@nicholasjanosy2214]

Love ya!

[@NxDoyle]

Many of trump's opponents still use regular metrics, benchmarks, contexts in assessing him. It would be churlish for me to take shots at them given that they oppose trump. That said, I think it's important to let them know that judging trump as a president, for example, against the character, statesmanship and policy outlook/agenda of other presidents is not only a waste of your time and energy, it _normalizes_ him. Normalizing 'Dumb Nixon' results in the perception that he makes decisions the way human beings do, often considering how our decisions might impact on others. But he has demonstrated, time and again, everything he says or does stems from his grossly disproportionate ego. If he introduces tariffs, don't dignify his decision by calling him a protectionist. He doesn't even know what protectionist means, much less understand even the most rudimentary aspects of tariffs. He is deserving only of your scorn and your vote for someone else.

[@SincityRocker60]

Bill it's terribly true about this potus.

[@mirellewittig954]

Omg finally someone tells they Truth !

[@dr.ofdubiouswisdom4189]

Yes, yes, & yes! NOT only that - but Trump has quickly lowered the 'behavioral bar' to those around him, as to what's acceptable professionalism. THE name-calling: THE blaming: THE rudeness & sheer mockery of others. I face palm when I see him speak.

[@mmflynn1]

It's his schoolyard bully mentality manifesting itself.

[@nonamejohnson4809]

Dr. Haan?

[@tundrawomansays5067]

I’d prefer my open palm make contact with his face demonstrating the principle of velocity.

[@robertmccully2792]

Your so right,, i miss the calm polite democrats liars. At least when they lied they did it respectfully. 150 billion to Iran will make peace. LOL

[@deborahallen3318]

You face palm 😂 I either change the channel or hit mute! AGAIN & AGAIN & AGAIN!

[@merendobereglidditz9304]

Centuries from now, archaeologists digging through the strata of what was America will be focused on one question: What, exactly, compelled the Americans to elect a man/potato hybrid as their Chief Executive?

[@normwhittle9422]

I love the comments Bill Maher. You are the best.

[@carolgraham8564]

Love listening to you Bill. You nail Trumps crap every time

[@Astrobrant2]

What?? He actually said his building was the tallest after 9-11?? This guy's been living in New York his whole life and he doesn't know about the Empire State Building, which was well-known by people of his age group to be the tallest building in the world all during their youth? Did he really say that?

[@JnEricsonx]

Yes.

[@fandomguy8025]

That's Trump! @Astrobrant2 Trump: That's why they call it "Trump Tower!" I didn't want that! Everybody calls it that! Contractors: He wanted it to be called that..

[@mariabooboo6753]

Yes he did I saw it somewhere, can't remember where though.

[@TheDawnling]

we have the video

[@TheDawnling]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/d3PGopuHhraDZ5Y

[@claudettebigley5547]

I agree whole heartedly with Bill Maher!

[@wileyschmitt]

What I hate most about narcissistic people is that they seem to have a built in radar for people they can push around or manipulate, and often try to friend these people in order for them to constantly be themselves, all the while letting the relationship hang by a thread or two and apologizing and making amends instantly the second the last thread breaks in fear that they might lose their lackey that somehow puts up with their bullshit. Yes I have known a few of these people as you can probably tell, and I'm sure most of you have to, but trying to be a friend to these people is quite tiring more often than not, and now I'm the one with a built in radar for their type and will never put up with that kind of person ever again.

[@ronswanson1410]

I guess you are the victim. Maybe they don't buy what you are selling. Trust is something we develop peculiarly and individually. Some people don't trust nice people who put off being nice in order to manipulate others. You sound as if you didn't learn to say no or have boundaries growing up which probably allowed you to over-serve yourself to people who didn't reciprocate that. Then you sound off as being so wronged and make everyone feel like the world is not a fair place for you.

[@wileyschmitt]

Have no boundaries growing up?? Good job pulling that one out of your ass. Want to write anything else about me and assume that you somehow know me by me simply telling that I happened to know a few narcissistic people in my 38 years of life?? Go back to the circus you clown. You've obviously never dealt with someone who was a complete narcissistic asshole, I'm just sharing my my experience, geesh. "The world is not a fair place for you"?? Where are you getting this tripe? Keep painting a picture of me if that gets you off, and then get back the big top and overstuffed car with the rest of the clowns.

[@Cynthia-Landers]

Ron Swanson You are unfair to wiley schmitt. I see wiley schmitt describing what he went through and witnessed with narcissistic people, and then naming what he learned from it: to smell them from a mile away and, as he writes, 'will never put up with that kind of person ever again.' Sounds to me like he learned to either steer clear of them, or else put up an inviolable boundary. Either way, a sound and healthy choice. Your accusation that he's 'sounding off' and 'making everyone feel' anything in particular, is not justified.

[@Cynthia-Landers]

wiley schmitt Yup. Wat u sed. Good on ya, learning from experience. I've been through that and some sadness and disillusionment is involved, but I got a lesson for all time: My loyalty, and all the benefits attendant thereto, are not free. Never mind Ron Swanson. Sounds like a psych student trying to diagnose people with a textbook.

[@wileyschmitt]

Thanx Cynthia, I have no idea why he felt the urge to falsely paint some picture of me for simply telling my perspective when it comes to dealing with narcissistic types of people. I have literally known and interacted with thousands of people (like many of us have) and we all deal with these people at one time or another in our lives, some might be lucky enough to not have, but after knowing a few and having one as a friend since childhood (he wasn't the worst person in the world by all mean or anything) they are just easy to spot to me, and of course the longer we are alive and the more we learn about people through all our interactions and encounters we get better and better at knowing the signs and what to look for.

[@granvillefery]

The real scary part, Is 54 million people voted for this lunatic

[@craigmarkowski7156]

So now we know how many racist are in this country !

[@kevinstewart1898]

63 million votes you idiot and it will be over 80 million in 2020. President Trump is the greatest President in history...MAGA

[@BreuckelensFinest]

@@kevinstewart1898 Hey Kevin, I'm a Republican & LMFAO! Good luck in this pandemic that your "greatest president in history MAGA" allowed to sweep our nation. Who's the idiot now?

[@paulmelville3928]

America didn’t have much of a choice, Hilary Clinton may have been worse. This time there’s a decent man of honour, Joe Biden, America must choose.

[@paulmelville3928]

drew pedersen - if Biden has sadly got dementia he will still be a million times better than the cowardly moron that’s currently in the White House.

[@patrickstaggs6323]

"The best economy ever" that's because he doesn't pay for gas or health care or food!!!!!! Frkn madman

[@dansmolen1618]

Pat, You'd be happier under sharia law? He's here till 2024,get over it...

[@jillsthillaire4080]

"The best economy ever" is thanks to the Obama administration. It's called momentum.

[@timgeary1908]

@@dansmolen1618 wake up! Trump is a total asswipe.

[@jakartaman3365]

@Dillon Sudduth Speaking of idiots, it's YOU'RE, Not ' Your '

[@scottguthre6143]

Yup.

[@Strand0410]

World's cheapest date LOL

[@misterel5548]

Lebanese emblem?

[@billnaus9244]

Narcissision is the new norm!!! Vote Blue.

[@ingriddubbel8468]

Narcission isn't a word, it's narcissism.

[@Corn_Pone_Flicks]

Maybe narcissision is a medical procedure to remove narcissism.

[@1z1zz1z1zz]

THANKS BILL ..................................

[@jollyjokress3852]

My father is a narc. I see parallels everywhere.

[@zaiemrys5917]

*"I just came on stage...Kim Jung Un..."* - should not belong in a sentence. One should not come on stage.

[@barbarajoseph-adam8337]

Zai Emrys He banged so many porn stars he started thinking he was one?

[@cook5170]

MY GREAT AND UNMASKED WISDOM !

[@iratepirate4756]

This was a particularly good slam at the traitor and thief. I got good laugh till I realised, it's all true. Glad there's you, to point it out in such a funny way

[@housequakeb6866]

Good one.

[@edwardsnyder2107]

BILL MAHER FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!! PLEASE BILL SAVE US!!!!!!!!

[@torihawthorne6732]

What you said about the disorder is 100% true. I have suffered for the last 3 years under a narcissistic boss and I can not begin to describe how my mental health deteriorated under his so called "leadership"