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Real Time with Bill Maher

Real Time with Bill Maher

6 жыл бұрын

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In his editorial New Rule, Bill argues that Donald Trump's illiteracy isn't his shame - it's his bond with America.
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@k8laurenr
@k8laurenr 6 жыл бұрын
‘People don’t know that’ = ‘I just found this out’
@hotsox9117
@hotsox9117 6 жыл бұрын
Kate R 😄😄😄😄...so true, Kate...
@derkuchenmeisterselvag9125
@derkuchenmeisterselvag9125 6 жыл бұрын
Exactly! Tronald Dump is an idiot.
@ichijofestival2576
@ichijofestival2576 6 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest: dim Donny wasn't planning on needing to know anything. (Not disclosing his taxes, not giving up his businesses, claiming to have "plans" supported by the rock solid proof of "you'll see.") He simply angled for some free national advertising and wound up underestimating the stupidity of America.
@margaretjones4682
@margaretjones4682 6 жыл бұрын
J McK, what you said was the truth in a nut shell. Well put.
@geewiz8253
@geewiz8253 6 жыл бұрын
Kate R Omg, exactly!!!! 👏
@doodelay
@doodelay 6 жыл бұрын
"New Rule: if you can't read, you can't be president" right out the gate 😂😂
@johnree6106
@johnree6106 4 жыл бұрын
But what about when a blind person wants to run for president
@hoffer54
@hoffer54 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnree6106 That's what braille is for, they would have to create a whole agency to create braille documents for the president. Imagine that!
@jacobyard4075
@jacobyard4075 4 жыл бұрын
@Cliff Hanley Did you stop watching after the first line? Bill acknowledges that Trump CAN read. That he just doesn't do it unless its about himself, and has no desire to be informed about anything but his reputation.
@jasonolson3133
@jasonolson3133 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnree6106 blind people can read
@johnree6106
@johnree6106 4 жыл бұрын
@@jasonolson3133 I know, but not from a teleprompter.
@blackbird5634
@blackbird5634 4 жыл бұрын
'the less a man knows, the more stubborn he is about knowing it.' -Osho
@wordsculpt
@wordsculpt 3 жыл бұрын
Osho was a brilliant man.
@matthewcalifana488
@matthewcalifana488 3 жыл бұрын
How about this : the more vou know the more you wish you didn,t !
@therussmeister
@therussmeister 3 жыл бұрын
@@wordsculpt But he talked way too slowly. Thankfully there is 1.75x speed on KZbin.
@dougdrazga4461
@dougdrazga4461 3 жыл бұрын
@@wordsculpt The Dunning-Kruger effect in a nutshell, just like Bill references in the clip.
@remainfocused8570
@remainfocused8570 3 жыл бұрын
He figured "I've gotten paid and laid just fine this far...let me try this President thing out"
@maureendonnelly272
@maureendonnelly272 2 жыл бұрын
I have over 2,000 books on my phone and this is after I cleaned them out. I have read all but 20 or 30 of them. I have loved reading since the first word I learned. I am 72 and still going strong. I am grateful for technology due to the fact that I have had a crippling disease and I can no longer walk and have very limited use of my hands now but I can READ. I highly recommend it.
@lyndamitton4496
@lyndamitton4496 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely! One thing he has not read and retained is the constitution!
@yolandacreag6850
@yolandacreag6850 4 жыл бұрын
Lynda Mitton Lmao
@martinszoke8558
@martinszoke8558 4 жыл бұрын
Wait this is rich, a liberal talking about the Constitution.......you should look in your own backyard here.....do you not know your own parties stands......WOW!!!!!
@sscbkr48
@sscbkr48 4 жыл бұрын
The left doesn't know there is a Constitution..
@rebeccameylor1964
@rebeccameylor1964 4 жыл бұрын
@@martinszoke8558 The democrats know what we stand for and it is as far away from a republicans deplorable intelligence!!!!! LOSERS
@rebeccameylor1964
@rebeccameylor1964 4 жыл бұрын
@@sscbkr48 That's because Russian McConnell and the little orange beast twist it and turn it around until it's a total lie. We'll fix everything when Biden wins the election. Trump will be in prison at some point if not for the rest of his life. The constitution is why he was impeached by the House. Stupid!!!!!
@manibaba777
@manibaba777 4 жыл бұрын
His voters said "He's like me" (referring to themselves). I agree. Illiterate and semi-literates. SMH.
@anthonymagliaro4791
@anthonymagliaro4791 4 жыл бұрын
There you go again little Marty calling down and demeaning Trump supporters. First little Marty there's a difference between education and intelligence and the two don't necessarily go hand in hand. Take you for instance. Now I believe you may have an education but you're not very intelligent and wise. If you remember little Marty during the election of 2016 Hilary called Trump supporters "deplorable" and where's Hilary? You see little Marty its liberal lickspittles like you who are responsible for increasing and cementing Trump' s support...thank you.
@anthonymagliaro4791
@anthonymagliaro4791 4 жыл бұрын
hey Christien you must be a liberal supporter? I give as good as I get. I try to be respectful, I"m never vulgar and I try to enlighten. The problem with you and your ilk you only like your opinions and never consider opposing views...just a thought Christien.
@jeanneeber
@jeanneeber 4 жыл бұрын
Christien du Preez Heres YOUR guy, idiot! www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/sex-murder-and-the-meaning-life/201412/the-four-dark-personality-traits
@mkrulic517439
@mkrulic517439 4 жыл бұрын
@Christien du Preez "This impeachment charade again shows the feeble mind of the liberal." its feeble minded to think colluding with russia in the 2016 election is an impeachable offense? or extorting an ally with military aid for dirt on an opponent. if it was obama instead of trump would you have the same opinion?
@mkrulic517439
@mkrulic517439 4 жыл бұрын
@Christien du Preez "No dear, the right is light years before any lefty. Had to explain to quite a few lefties why I did not respond to their comments for 13 hours." argument from anecdotal evidence. did you know that was a fallacy? if so you are engaging in solipsism. if not you are just another ignorant right winger.
@roblaw5807
@roblaw5807 2 жыл бұрын
One of Bill’s best - and sadly true for America. We are a dumbed down Nation .
@FlatlandMando
@FlatlandMando 2 жыл бұрын
(who can still relate to smart humor) occasionally
@janehyden1652
@janehyden1652 2 жыл бұрын
thk repukes for that
@7777Lace
@7777Lace 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@JustForFun-mt9og
@JustForFun-mt9og 2 жыл бұрын
Bill's subtle comments about tRump's stupidity are 100% correct. So *why would anyone still want him anywhere close to the political forum???*
@7777Lace
@7777Lace 2 жыл бұрын
@@JustForFun-mt9ogBecause they identify with his stupidity & are guided by their ignorance!
@rorvis6573
@rorvis6573 4 жыл бұрын
People don't know this... He's talking about his followers!
@bowtiethirteentwenty8627
@bowtiethirteentwenty8627 3 жыл бұрын
And himself.
@toddcesar7604
@toddcesar7604 2 жыл бұрын
NO, actually he's talking about YOU!!!
@bernadettequirk7675
@bernadettequirk7675 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely.
@rangeorge85051
@rangeorge85051 4 жыл бұрын
only a stable genius could recognize that the country is divided, then work so hard at continuing to divide it
@johnroberts5291
@johnroberts5291 3 жыл бұрын
Donnie, we knew ye too well.
@bowtiethirteentwenty8627
@bowtiethirteentwenty8627 3 жыл бұрын
Elect a clown expect a circus. What a shitty circus it has been.
@yeeaahBUDDY
@yeeaahBUDDY 3 жыл бұрын
@anthony weatherbee what did Obama do to divide the country? Did he refuse funds for blue states or for states who's governors were from the other side of the aisle? Did he kick people out of his rallies/speeches for heckling? Did he call out the other party by name repeatedly and denounce them. No, that was trump who did all of that. Obama let hecklers have their say, he never bullied republicans/ conservatives and even didn't get all of the legislation passed that he wanted even when dems had a supermajority, all because he wanted to work with the other side of the aisle.
@ARichardP
@ARichardP 2 жыл бұрын
It’s the secret recipe only he and the Colonel would know.
@kennethpearce9593
@kennethpearce9593 2 жыл бұрын
Obama pulled the race card. Then all of you Dims keep calling Trump racist. Stirring the pot. Now Biden’s idea of competence is “ woman of color”. That’s the important thing. The major trump (ya, that’s on purpose) card for major diverse positions in the Biden administration is to be a WOC. WOW. There is an accomplishment
@sharonsnow6295
@sharonsnow6295 6 жыл бұрын
I thought a stable genius was an intelligent horse!!
@hoffer54
@hoffer54 5 жыл бұрын
LOL!
@delfinaanaya220
@delfinaanaya220 5 жыл бұрын
Mr. Ed
@mjohn9199
@mjohn9199 5 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up!!
@igopynot1
@igopynot1 5 жыл бұрын
Sharon Snow , Donnie cRump can’t be a horse because he has a tiny mushroom dickkk.
@divadoll606
@divadoll606 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@kathyturner6177
@kathyturner6177 2 жыл бұрын
Ever notice the schools he attended don’t want anyone to know he went there.
@bobjolly7795
@bobjolly7795 3 жыл бұрын
he embarrasses us even BEFORE he opens his mouth...
@carriesee7209
@carriesee7209 4 жыл бұрын
If it weren’t so catastrophically scary, it would be funny
@mhikl4484
@mhikl4484 3 жыл бұрын
Every empire has had its end-time. End Time USA is upon us.
@TheGordohhh
@TheGordohhh 3 жыл бұрын
I IS funny to us Canadians!
@paulpalmer6364
@paulpalmer6364 3 жыл бұрын
I am still laughing sorry you are right we have to destroy what these people think. I really thought americans would see thru this fraud I did in the early 80s. He still as dumb as a peice of hamburger wrappings
@karimalutzak6471
@karimalutzak6471 3 жыл бұрын
Love the perfect spelling and grammar! Ooops, just noticed you forgot the period (just a little joke from Canada, but after all we say zed not zee) 😄
@benc.3128
@benc.3128 2 жыл бұрын
@@mhikl4484 indeed it is
@rchydrozz751
@rchydrozz751 4 жыл бұрын
He'll open the book. If its a pop-up book with McDonalds coupons in the back.
@susannegrabowski4685
@susannegrabowski4685 2 жыл бұрын
Or if it's the coupon book FROM McD's.. 🍔 🍦
@harrytopia282
@harrytopia282 2 жыл бұрын
When he says most people didn't know, means he just found out literally.
@karenshaub8273
@karenshaub8273 3 жыл бұрын
It was so embarrassing watching him looking at his speech and trying to sound out the word "detrimental" which he apparently was not familiar with even though he "has all the best words." Words with more than one syllable seem detrimental to trump's claims of being a well-educated genius.
@cbailey2376
@cbailey2376 2 жыл бұрын
No...he called himself a stable genius. Big difference. 😄
@brendaswann7292
@brendaswann7292 4 жыл бұрын
People Don’t Know This ..... F’ing hell, most rocks know what he doesn’t know.
@opcomment
@opcomment 6 жыл бұрын
"50 Shades of Grey is to literature as candy corn is to vegetables." Hahaha, that was amazing.
@noeliajaime7656
@noeliajaime7656 6 жыл бұрын
So true too.I couldn't even get to page 3 without wanting to scream.My 10 year old writes better than that woman..Utter garbage.
@ogmius2001
@ogmius2001 6 жыл бұрын
perhaps you could tell me where to get the leftist doctrine...I suspect it only exists in your mind
@ivanboesky1520
@ivanboesky1520 6 жыл бұрын
Anti Feminist Send your daughter to Roy Moore. A perfect shining example of the right wing american mindset. LOL. Trump will date her as well, or try to grab something. FYI, the beloved Christianity has a long track record of pedophilia itself, along with inbreeding, and well you can use your imagination for all the other goodies. :-)
@nafaidni
@nafaidni 6 жыл бұрын
Anti Feminist leftists like Milo and Roy Moore sicken me
@eagle3676
@eagle3676 6 жыл бұрын
Anti Feminist fun fact isla, doesn't have a doctrine of pedophilia and had no connection to the discussion at hand in any way shape or form
@safertobeanonymous2224
@safertobeanonymous2224 3 жыл бұрын
“Prompter speed to Shatner”. I may have chocked a little on that line 😂
@jacksontobacco469
@jacksontobacco469 2 жыл бұрын
Keep up the good work Bill! You explained Trump completely!
@MrHamtits
@MrHamtits 10 ай бұрын
And you !
@nmrowdy4605
@nmrowdy4605 4 жыл бұрын
There should be some sort of competency exam for the oval office.
@janetcorcoran9338
@janetcorcoran9338 3 жыл бұрын
I still haven't said trump and president in the contexts that would give him the title of.!
@tinmachine693
@tinmachine693 3 жыл бұрын
That's a very good idea, and should be adopted immediately.
@cathytaggart9221
@cathytaggart9221 3 жыл бұрын
@@janetcorcoran9338 in
@Hound45
@Hound45 3 жыл бұрын
Could Joe pass a 5th grade level test?
@Hithere-ek4qt
@Hithere-ek4qt 3 жыл бұрын
and one for voters too.
@rachaellahage5104
@rachaellahage5104 5 жыл бұрын
BILL MAHER HAS GOT ME HOOKED !!!
@rudyjimenez1689
@rudyjimenez1689 5 жыл бұрын
Rachael Hooked on what you flea bitten SEWER RAT.
@debbelynn8926
@debbelynn8926 4 жыл бұрын
I love you Bill Maher!!! Your truth and sarcasm really get me going lol
@rudyjimenez1689
@rudyjimenez1689 4 жыл бұрын
@@debbelynn8926 Bill Maher is nothing but a jealous Dog.He wishes he could be Donald Trump .He neither has the brain or the class, he's just and ASS.
@mmpw5775
@mmpw5775 3 жыл бұрын
Outstanding!!!! Brilliant!!!! Thank you!!! Every time I get frustrated with the current situation, I will watch this and feel relieved.
@PlaceStillMatters
@PlaceStillMatters 3 жыл бұрын
2020 Update: Trump: “I did something good: I made Juneteenth very famous. It's actually an important event, an important time. But nobody had ever heard of it." He was reminded by his WH staff that they celebrated Juneteenth the year before.
@Julia-lk8jn
@Julia-lk8jn 3 жыл бұрын
The tragedy of it is: I really never heard about Juneteenth before, or about the Tulsa massacre. It's really bitter, but everybody who just watches hollywood movies knows about 4th or july and that thing that Americans have for miss America, floats and floats with Miss america on it. And cheer leaders, of course. (Also football as an excuse to have cheer leaders.) And Nazis, of course, as in really awful guys who killed lots of jews in death camps (and also had it in for communists, socialists, homosexuals and Jehova's witnesses, and got into power when an old-established party thought that picking a hate-mongering figure head with no political experience but lots of followers would be a good idea, but somehow those bits rarely make it into the movies). But Juneteenth? I don't know of a single movie or tv-show I ever watched that mentioned it.
@donaldbrown9054
@donaldbrown9054 5 жыл бұрын
Someone once told Albert Einstein that a cluttered desk indicated a cluttered mind. He then asked what an empty desk indicated.
@Viking_Luchador
@Viking_Luchador 3 жыл бұрын
"The only two things that are infinite are the universe and human stupidity, though I'm not sure about the former."
@Jumpingjackflash123
@Jumpingjackflash123 3 жыл бұрын
A clear thinking mind.
@cbailey2376
@cbailey2376 2 жыл бұрын
...an empty mind.
@ian1352
@ian1352 2 жыл бұрын
A cluttered mind isn't a bad thing anyway.
@ericanderson7346
@ericanderson7346 2 жыл бұрын
This seems accurate by my observations at the office
@chrismessenger2392
@chrismessenger2392 4 жыл бұрын
Drumph literally has people read stuff and give him synopsis, so he doesn't have to read. Seriously.
@hijodelaisla275
@hijodelaisla275 Жыл бұрын
"literally"
@eddiemethot8925
@eddiemethot8925 4 жыл бұрын
Bill nails it every time.
@ccray6169
@ccray6169 Жыл бұрын
Most always!!❤❤
@tombarker8877
@tombarker8877 3 жыл бұрын
Bill delivers great comments on his subjects he's talking about.
@allan8371
@allan8371 4 жыл бұрын
"If you can't read, you cant' be President" love it.
@karendalelinduff9945
@karendalelinduff9945 3 жыл бұрын
This should be a RULE FOR ANY POTENTIAL PRESIDENT AND CAN HE ADD AND SUBTRACT AND DOES HE LOVE THIS DEMOCRACY!!! THIS IS WHY OUR DEMOCRACY IS BLEEDING RIGHT NOW!
@ronlogan4743
@ronlogan4743 3 жыл бұрын
Or remember 30 sec. later what you read. That should be a disqualifier.
@ericmann2670
@ericmann2670 3 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a great idea; anyone with less than an elementary school education is, in my opinion,absolutely UNQUALIFIED to run for, much less hold, the office of The President of the United States of America.
@elainerice2705
@elainerice2705 3 жыл бұрын
@@karendalelinduff9945 All caps--really? How about the original writer's lack of punctuation?
@ozzi394
@ozzi394 2 жыл бұрын
The problem is in america that anyone can be a president if he has lots of money. Brain not required!
@anitaarnell3274
@anitaarnell3274 5 жыл бұрын
Remember he is speaking to his Base!
@jeannemarie9466
@jeannemarie9466 4 жыл бұрын
@Anita Arnell You are absolutely correct!
@rebeccameylor1964
@rebeccameylor1964 4 жыл бұрын
Deplorable LOSERS = the base of the little orange beast with the small hands.
@AGMundy
@AGMundy 3 жыл бұрын
I cheered at so much of this. Bill is so right. I would love to hear his comments on products like Grammarly which I find both horrifying and shocking in their implications. I find the lack of reading culturally worrying. As a commuting man in my late 20s I managed to read 1,000 pages a week, not throwaway trash - but Dickens, Balzac, Zola, Trollope and so much more.
@09rja
@09rja 2 жыл бұрын
Ok I admit I laughed with the "setting the teleprompter to Shatner". :)
@bobbest1611
@bobbest1611 5 жыл бұрын
when trump says "most people don't know..." he is talking about his base and he's right.
@rebeccameylor1964
@rebeccameylor1964 4 жыл бұрын
Love it Bob!!!!
@rogerdorsey7823
@rogerdorsey7823 3 жыл бұрын
You can't fix ignorance.
@karenshaub8273
@karenshaub8273 3 жыл бұрын
@@rogerdorsey7823 Actually you can fix ignorance which is simply not knowing something so it's not that bad. But when ignorance is damned proud of itself and refuses to learn or be corrected it becomes stupidity, and stupidity is a terminal condition. TRUMP is not just the poster boy for stupidity, he's it's freaking patron saint!
@phoenixconcrete2238
@phoenixconcrete2238 3 жыл бұрын
Yup his supporters SUCK..omg I hate trump supporters
@dozzer009
@dozzer009 3 жыл бұрын
@@rogerdorsey7823 You can fix ignorance but stupid is forever!!!
@JSone4Design
@JSone4Design 6 жыл бұрын
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” -Albert Einstein
@calebtimes453
@calebtimes453 5 жыл бұрын
a clear mind....
@Cyromantik
@Cyromantik 5 жыл бұрын
Drawers.
@vincentkrommenhoek7431
@vincentkrommenhoek7431 5 жыл бұрын
Aw Burn!
@vksherlockholmes
@vksherlockholmes 5 жыл бұрын
"I never said any of this bullshit" -Albert Einstein
@jamiethomas6701
@jamiethomas6701 5 жыл бұрын
@@calebtimes453 WITH TRUMP I THINK MORE LIKE VACANT
@clarencecheney7256
@clarencecheney7256 Жыл бұрын
This never gets old
@1000YearBeard
@1000YearBeard 5 жыл бұрын
BILL!!!!' Please produce a daily half-hour news show. I want my news from YOU!
@vwis5609
@vwis5609 4 жыл бұрын
Greg Wood spell correctly before you start pointing fingers at others.
@kristinaniemeyer5256
@kristinaniemeyer5256 4 жыл бұрын
Well that’s a given!!! BILL YOU SHOULD RUN IN 2020
@margotgray3330
@margotgray3330 6 жыл бұрын
Brilliant and believable. Keep it coming Bill.
@sirflyingfingers
@sirflyingfingers Жыл бұрын
Keep them coming? Look to what he says today and not 4 years ago.. Maybe you should evolve as well.
@rickj1983
@rickj1983 3 жыл бұрын
The Shatner joke was great.
@robierobinson4741
@robierobinson4741 Жыл бұрын
He was so clearly in over his head it's incredible
@toadjiang7626
@toadjiang7626 6 жыл бұрын
"A sub-literate president for a sub-literate country." ....... I love that Bill tells it like it is!
@kellyt3498
@kellyt3498 6 жыл бұрын
When American's started to watch reality tv, that was the beginning of the dumbing down process-big time.
@abhishekdev258
@abhishekdev258 6 жыл бұрын
Facebook is what has replaced reading. Well said Sir.
@bobgreen1236
@bobgreen1236 3 жыл бұрын
"People don't know this...." = I just found this out.....
@billprice6458
@billprice6458 2 жыл бұрын
The Shatner teleprompter joke was brilliant.
@adam_p99
@adam_p99 4 жыл бұрын
The US ranks 21st for education. Enough said.
@yerout7168
@yerout7168 4 жыл бұрын
And there is the reason trump became president. People are gullible and stupid!! A sad state of affairs!!!
@roder51
@roder51 3 жыл бұрын
Update: 23rd Canada is #1 I think.
@vicmaz8251
@vicmaz8251 3 жыл бұрын
Because edumacation is sooo expensive.in America. Let's not get between an American and a dollar.
@vonBottorff
@vonBottorff 3 жыл бұрын
Latest PISA says we're 33rd in math.
@adam_p99
@adam_p99 3 жыл бұрын
@@vonBottorff oh it’s gone down by 9 places? (Only joking)
@irisheyes1166
@irisheyes1166 4 жыл бұрын
When Trump is out of office he will be the one president that was laughed about more than any other politician in history.
@keithbocock1321
@keithbocock1321 4 жыл бұрын
I've recently been wondering; When the official list of U.S. presidents is updated, will Trump's name has a giant asterisk next to it?
@trumpsAnti-Christs
@trumpsAnti-Christs 3 жыл бұрын
@@keithbocock1321 quotes
@dinoballz
@dinoballz 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t know about that, they got Bush jr pretty hard too.
@bvishal2kn
@bvishal2kn 3 жыл бұрын
You are right. can't stop laughing.
@alanbrookes6637
@alanbrookes6637 3 жыл бұрын
Trump: I love the uneducated!
@alishaygan9844
@alishaygan9844 2 жыл бұрын
hilarious. great segment
@pbaughcome9424
@pbaughcome9424 2 жыл бұрын
One of my favorites! Ouchie for all of us! Funny as hell and true!
@paxdriver
@paxdriver 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making the point of literacy
@onamemmet
@onamemmet 4 жыл бұрын
That 50 Shades of Grey put-down was epic.
@Servagio
@Servagio Жыл бұрын
still you're considered nerdy, elitist or 'having spent the past two decades in a bomb shelter' if you haven't read them
@nikhwalee4252
@nikhwalee4252 3 жыл бұрын
This is dangerous for USA. He shouldn't served any US Presidency at all. Restoration of sanity is much needed.
@thedoctor.a.s1401
@thedoctor.a.s1401 2 жыл бұрын
"Put it where he'll never see it" 😂😂
@jaydentownsend5402
@jaydentownsend5402 6 жыл бұрын
FDR could dance... a little. Fuck that was good.
@richarddarlington1139
@richarddarlington1139 6 жыл бұрын
FDR was a victim of polio. So no, not that good.
@meatballsub9455
@meatballsub9455 6 жыл бұрын
Richard Darlington you’re the reason everyone is so offended nowadays
@johndanielson3777
@johndanielson3777 6 жыл бұрын
FDR's dancing skills > Trump's leadership skills
@jaydentownsend5402
@jaydentownsend5402 6 жыл бұрын
tRUMP FUCK UP SKILLS MOREE IKE IT BGRRRROOOO
@jaydentownsend5402
@jaydentownsend5402 6 жыл бұрын
A wild xenophobe appeares.
@datawizard130
@datawizard130 6 жыл бұрын
I'm dyslexic and get by using audiobooks. No excuse for not improving your literacy.
@alexcuellar484
@alexcuellar484 6 жыл бұрын
I'm A Nice Guy hats off to you wish the fat ass in chief could do the same
@TTillahFK
@TTillahFK 6 жыл бұрын
dafuq is your major malfunction?
@adamtzsch
@adamtzsch 6 жыл бұрын
I thought one listened to audio books. How is that reading?
@stormwatcher59
@stormwatcher59 6 жыл бұрын
Audiobooks would not work for 45 because he knows it all and *has no desire to learn*!
@satyaemani5512
@satyaemani5512 6 жыл бұрын
Reading is jus a physical act, and so is listening. What is more important is knowledge you gain from such an act. The precedent does not seem to gain any knowledge and that was the whole point of the segment.
@donnalittlerain9790
@donnalittlerain9790 Жыл бұрын
Love it!! So very true. Thank you , the truth is so refreshing.
@Fotosaurus56
@Fotosaurus56 3 жыл бұрын
My father fought in the Pacific for this country. I'm kind of glad he doesn't have to witness this.
@taqiyasir8086
@taqiyasir8086 6 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher, BRILLIANT AND ON POINT AS ALWAYS !!!
@TheWormzerjr
@TheWormzerjr 6 жыл бұрын
the point in front of you? click my name part 8
@maxhydekyle2425
@maxhydekyle2425 6 жыл бұрын
Don't say brilliant, he's very funny, but John Oliver is brilliant and funny. John Oliver actually creates change, Bill is just funny.
@maxhydekyle2425
@maxhydekyle2425 6 жыл бұрын
Clarence Spangle weird time to use that
@christinestill5002
@christinestill5002 6 жыл бұрын
Taqi Yasir ii
@sharonbaillif2026
@sharonbaillif2026 5 жыл бұрын
Peter Gobkoswki. Da fuq you say.?
@karenf7531
@karenf7531 5 жыл бұрын
The most frightening thing about this is that everything he said in the beginning of his monologue is absolutely true. The audience may be laughing, but it's not even a joke...😟😯
@benc.3128
@benc.3128 2 жыл бұрын
It it can be applied to the current president too
@elartontaymes8425
@elartontaymes8425 2 жыл бұрын
I agree, every week he tells us the complete 💯 truth.
@j.wright5393
@j.wright5393 2 жыл бұрын
@@benc.3128 com bv g I'll b f in vy
@hadiki1234
@hadiki1234 2 жыл бұрын
@@elartontaymes8425 Yes he does - the opposite of man-child trump.
@susaneva520eva9
@susaneva520eva9 2 жыл бұрын
It is so sad
@lisamorris572
@lisamorris572 3 жыл бұрын
You rock bill ....love love, love you!!!
@bik7083
@bik7083 2 жыл бұрын
When Trump says: ”Most people don’t know that…” he means that he doesn’t know that…
@wowomg1980
@wowomg1980 6 жыл бұрын
I thought that last piece about the phone was kind of lame. I read news articles daily on my phone, and even watch Real Time with Bill Maher on my phone. I don't have Facebook so I do read a lot.
@tomaskuli177
@tomaskuli177 6 жыл бұрын
Trump: People don't know Puerto Rico is an island.
@mamiCintron
@mamiCintron 5 жыл бұрын
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@mla4186
@mla4186 5 жыл бұрын
Tomas Kuli - "Surrounded by a lot of water"
@russmartin9549
@russmartin9549 5 жыл бұрын
"Did u know Hawaii is an island? No knew that but me"
@asseyez-vous6492
@asseyez-vous6492 4 жыл бұрын
When he said that, he'd only just found that out himself! So every time he says "Most people don't know that" he literally has just been told about whatever by someone else, and he really had no clue himself. So, as a narcissist, who is a 'genius?' he really believes no one else had known about it. I can't stand narcissists, they're always spoilt brats who believe everyone should take care of them and believe everyone thinks they're better than God! 🤢🤢🤢🤢
@riosricardo7400
@riosricardo7400 4 жыл бұрын
Russ Martin Surrounded by big water 💦
@lizannewhitlow1085
@lizannewhitlow1085 3 жыл бұрын
Has the ignorance reached critical mass? It’s 2020...
@justdev8965
@justdev8965 2 жыл бұрын
I love you Bill. Well said!
@julieb7785
@julieb7785 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks Bill......always.
@JOHN----DOE
@JOHN----DOE 6 жыл бұрын
"Fifty Shades of Gray" is to literature what candy corn is to vegetables? An insult to candy corn.
@josemeza7128
@josemeza7128 5 жыл бұрын
Trump's base talking about candy call a used Tampax cotton candy .
@jacobyard4075
@jacobyard4075 4 жыл бұрын
He's attacking the nutritional value. Not the delicious taste of pure sugar.
@philcool1968
@philcool1968 4 жыл бұрын
Most people don't know it but candy corn grows on trees. Corn trees.
@karugukiugo4514
@karugukiugo4514 3 жыл бұрын
Really had me at "The other three quarters are lying"😂😂😂😂
@tracyneighbors7059
@tracyneighbors7059 2 жыл бұрын
IT'S SAD IT SOULDN'T BE FUNNY, BUT I CAN'T HELP BUT LAUGH!
@celticlofts
@celticlofts 4 жыл бұрын
“Where ignorance is bliss, / 'Tis folly to be wise. '” ~ Thomas Grey.
@HeWentThattaway
@HeWentThattaway 4 жыл бұрын
I always wondered what became of all my classmates who graduated in the bottom third of my class. They voted for Trump.
@karendalelinduff9945
@karendalelinduff9945 3 жыл бұрын
That’s because they were as dumb as Trump!
@wtcashel
@wtcashel 3 жыл бұрын
So true!
@karimalutzak6471
@karimalutzak6471 3 жыл бұрын
Funny!!
@toddcesar7604
@toddcesar7604 2 жыл бұрын
Move to Somalia< good luck!
@rodneyoneil2812
@rodneyoneil2812 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty much!!!
@mikebond2169
@mikebond2169 Жыл бұрын
Salute this guy! He knows how to describe Crooked Trump!👍
@blaisemacpherson7637
@blaisemacpherson7637 Жыл бұрын
I watched this one when it came out and it legit hurt for true. So I downloaded audible and went to the library. Thanks bill.
@edwarddilleyjr.1270
@edwarddilleyjr.1270 2 жыл бұрын
Bill you nailed it again love ya man
@sbijan666
@sbijan666 4 жыл бұрын
For a man who has absolutely no contact with average people and has never read a newspaper in his entire life its amazing that he knows for sure that most people don't know that ... no sir we are not as ignorant as you are . I learned about the Iraqi oil wells back in elemetary school .
@davidpallin772
@davidpallin772 Жыл бұрын
@@jc.1191 At least a grade schooler will read, which is more than I can say for trump.
@grantsmith505
@grantsmith505 Жыл бұрын
Puerto Rico is surrounded by water Big water Did you know that before trunp told us all?
@cayea4076
@cayea4076 Жыл бұрын
How do we know he can't read?
@tracer740
@tracer740 Жыл бұрын
But... he knew enough to show 'his bible' (even though it was upside down). That's all it took to lasso every superstitious, mortality-denial mouth breather in his target range... they are hooked! That 'god talk' is effective bait ...
@jameswilson7790
@jameswilson7790 9 ай бұрын
One can tell that Trump has no handle on history. If the Tangerine Turd had any knowledge of history, he would have known that the British Empire gained control of Iraq after WORLD WAR ONE!!! WHAT AN IDIOT!
@martinsevenster5768
@martinsevenster5768 4 жыл бұрын
We had our turn in South Africa. Now its your turn, America. How does it feel to be the laughing stock of the world? We sincerely sympathize with you.
@anuradhainamdar8967
@anuradhainamdar8967 4 жыл бұрын
Yes,U.S under the president ship of Trump is become a laughing stock of the world.
@evadnebrink7920
@evadnebrink7920 4 жыл бұрын
🇿🇦 Yes I fully agree. The tables have turned.
@ge2623
@ge2623 3 жыл бұрын
I'm an american and i don't mind at all.....You reap what you sow
@vicmaz8251
@vicmaz8251 3 жыл бұрын
And thank you Jacob Zuma.
@blackpharaoh5561
@blackpharaoh5561 2 жыл бұрын
It's just now coming out. It's been like this since the founding fathers.
@chippysteve4524
@chippysteve4524 Жыл бұрын
"Watching fireworks doesn't make you an astronomer." - damn that's good!
@jimzazzera9516
@jimzazzera9516 2 жыл бұрын
There is a difference between using simple but concise language versus just being unable to read understand or use language.
@megahappy2bemeIntheStarz
@megahappy2bemeIntheStarz 6 жыл бұрын
"By the time I get to Phonics"- I love it !
@debbelynn8926
@debbelynn8926 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha LMFAO!!!
@ZachTheRantingGuy
@ZachTheRantingGuy 6 жыл бұрын
One of Bill's best New Rules Segments in a while. This country needs to spend more money on education. If we used half the money we waste away on idiotic pointless wars overseas, we could educate our country better. The problem is, in this country- people aren't taught how to think or use common sense. We have potential and we need to use it!
@ZachTheRantingGuy
@ZachTheRantingGuy 6 жыл бұрын
Bozo Clown It's a combination of both, but people need to be taught how to think and use common sense and basically use your brain.
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 6 жыл бұрын
What you spend on education today becomes your economy 15 years later.
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you Anna. But I agree with Bozo too. It's not just money. But that's a major part of it. Everyone should be able to get at least an Associates/Transfer Degree or Trade Cert on the public dime at community colleges. I know I spend more on my county's junior college than I do on my kid's High School based on my property tax statement, so it shouldn't be a tuition issue. But it's also a teaching philosophy problem. I'm old, so I remember Carter and when Reaganomics kicked in. Along with the bottom falling out of the middle class, the way we were being taught changed. They started molding us into employees, not intellectuals. High school classes stopped emphasizing classical cirriculum like Latin (the gateway language to learning all Romantic languages, which opens up all sorts of international and scientific work for you) and hard sciences for everyone, not just the AP students, and started forcing things like Word Processing, and beating students to death with how to write resumes rather than teaching them how to start their own enterprises or become a Hemmingway level writer. We produced Americans who were ready to go around the world before then, and most couldn't survive in real Mexico for more than a weekend now. College educations became less about education and more about employment around the 80's. Not self employment, but corporate employment. More well trained minions for the Ivy League CEO's were wanted, inventive and articulate independent thinkers were not. Unfortunately, we still have that philosophy today. It's telling that a 4 year degree costs as much as a small home now.
@SherlockHolmez
@SherlockHolmez 6 жыл бұрын
If there's anything we need to do away with, it's "common sense." Common sense is often wrong.
@jjohnsengraciesmom
@jjohnsengraciesmom 6 жыл бұрын
You are definitely right.
@angels1905
@angels1905 3 жыл бұрын
I tell you what , looking at your phone is better than watching mindless TV.
@carolyncolinhogarth8732
@carolyncolinhogarth8732 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you indeed....Carolyn from Canada
@dreindenver798
@dreindenver798 6 жыл бұрын
It blows my mind that people get their news from Facebook, as much as it blows my mind that they get their news from Fox "News".
@bigbumteets
@bigbumteets 6 жыл бұрын
Fox is no better or worse than any other major media outlet. They all certainly have bias and cherry pick facts to fit narrative. If you watch CNN regularly, you’re going to be on a different set of fundamentals than those who tune into Fox or Breitbart. There’s only a handful of completely news oriented distributors left in the western world and until we start promoting non partisan information reporting, their going to be the only ones.
@bw0716
@bw0716 6 жыл бұрын
democracynow, the nation, the intercept, reuters, AP, PBS are all on facebook
@bigbumteets
@bigbumteets 6 жыл бұрын
Raoul Fleckman “bad information” hmmm... not even close to what I said but good try. Even if Fox doesn’t congratulate the democratics (which they have), that has nothing to do with selection and omission of bi-partisan factoids that either support or contrast their arguments.
@Foxygrandpa2131
@Foxygrandpa2131 6 жыл бұрын
It blows my mind that most liberals get there news from comedians
@Mark-gr1xz
@Mark-gr1xz 6 жыл бұрын
dreindenver coming from someone who gets their news from CNN? Fox people at least sound smart
@rebeccahale322
@rebeccahale322 4 жыл бұрын
This is priceless, unfortunately it's so true..😃
@eugenioconti4688
@eugenioconti4688 3 жыл бұрын
Spot on Bill!!
@deborahrech7429
@deborahrech7429 3 жыл бұрын
Most people don’t know this but....I love it!😂🤣😂
@RafaelRamirez-vk4vu
@RafaelRamirez-vk4vu 4 жыл бұрын
Every time I hear the expression "stable genius " I remember my days of farming. My grandpa had couple of mules and donkeys and the one he called genius had a liking for running away. He decided to keep him corralled while the rest would be allowed to graze around at will. In a sense, we had a "stable genius " jackass......😎😎😎😎
@richardhood8783
@richardhood8783 4 жыл бұрын
No Trump is the south end of a north bound Jack ass.
@carriesee7209
@carriesee7209 4 жыл бұрын
Oh god that’s ignorance at its worst...and it’s funniest. Thanks again bill for the full out laughs. Need them nowadays.
@garryheywood1
@garryheywood1 3 жыл бұрын
I am warming to Bill Maher, there is a lot of truth spoken in jest.
@Comrade_Jason
@Comrade_Jason 3 жыл бұрын
The FDR joke was just too soon 😭🤣
@1Tomrider
@1Tomrider 4 жыл бұрын
If his "base" was smart enough they'd realize the contempt he has for them, with the ludicrous lies he tells them, the way he talks down to them. Anyone with "half a wit" would be pissed to have their intelligence insulted the way he does to his audiences at his Klan rallies.
@raddad1333
@raddad1333 4 жыл бұрын
You hit the nail on the head...I'd like to hit him in the head...with orange remover.
@songstress2506
@songstress2506 3 жыл бұрын
Name one other president who has or will put up with this hatred and is still standing. Everything the media and democrat leaders do to try and destroy him hasn't worked. There's one thing that's very clear: He loves this country, and he's willing to go through hell to protect it. You're buffoons.
@davidpierce9949
@davidpierce9949 3 жыл бұрын
@@songstress2506 just like when he dodged the draft huh
@The_ZeroLine
@The_ZeroLine 3 жыл бұрын
@@songstress2506 He sure tried to protect this country on January 6th...oh wait, he instigated an insurrection, but I am sure you believe the election was stolen despite multiple fraud investigations actually revealed the handful of actual cases were committed by republicans, including one of those jackasses who signed affidavits they witnessed fraud. I suspect he was just protecting this country when he allowed us to become the world’s most deadly place to be during this pandemic and stopped pretending to even work toward the effort once he lost. I guess golfing more than 400 days of his time in his office was about protecting the country after the hypocrite criticized Obama for golfing about 12 times during his presidency. Amazing what self delusion can allow one to believe. PS - What will republicans say when Biden doesn’t come for their guns? Will, they continue to buy that bullshit. I’m speaking as a gun owner myself (Kimber 1911, Ruger 944, Ruger LCR, Mossberg 500 x 2, Rem 870 Express, etc.)!
@nancystowell4877
@nancystowell4877 2 жыл бұрын
@@songstress2506 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Bless your heart🙄❗
@daveg4495
@daveg4495 6 жыл бұрын
As Putin says, here's your crayons Donny now go sit in corner & don't do anything.
@pooh44100
@pooh44100 5 жыл бұрын
NO THAT IS WHAT POTUS TRUMP AND THE REST OF US TELL BILL AND YOU TO DO TAKE YOUR MEDS SMOKE YOUR DOPE AND COLOR W/ YOUR DOLLY IN YOUR SAFE SPACE..
@thumperman8490
@thumperman8490 4 жыл бұрын
'People don't know there is a lot of sand in the Sahara ... just wait till the bricks and cement arrive.'
@nmdakini5226
@nmdakini5226 2 жыл бұрын
Love your new rule.🥰
@mikecole1664
@mikecole1664 5 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this on my phone.
@Jasonblade9012
@Jasonblade9012 6 жыл бұрын
“I love the poorly educated” guess Trump was *AGAIN* speaking about himself.
@TheArtkaw
@TheArtkaw 6 жыл бұрын
Pretty much, yeah.
@IceColdProfessional
@IceColdProfessional 6 жыл бұрын
Jason Blade No he was speaking about you.
@pedronoel
@pedronoel 6 жыл бұрын
@Joe the "complete and utter moron" guy. The irony is that the Dunning-Kruger effect was mentioned and then you come up with that response, is a classic quintessential example of the effect. But my guess is that you will not get my point. Hope you reply to prove the effect and someday we can start calling it a disorder...
@dalecox5928
@dalecox5928 6 жыл бұрын
Trump's degree is an honorary one that he paid for.
@thenobleandmightybeaver4411
@thenobleandmightybeaver4411 6 жыл бұрын
Carl Taylor - Exactly! The Warton School when trump attended was renowned as a cash cow program with low academic standards. Basically if you paid the tuition you got a degree. Trump also graduated without any honours despite him saying he was the top of his class. As a university graduate I can certainly attest to the fact that a university degree does not, in and of itself indicate superior intelligence. It is more an indication of social background. I went to a private school in high school and every single person I graduated with obtained a university degree after high school; some of those people were dumb as fuck.
@Edruezzi
@Edruezzi 2 жыл бұрын
He didn't dare use a teleprompter when he was laughed at at the UN.
@cameroncurrie7208
@cameroncurrie7208 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite quote is no one has heard of a billion.
@dumpthechump1769
@dumpthechump1769 5 жыл бұрын
He was talking about the repugnicons when he says, "most people didn't know".
@rexdixon9545
@rexdixon9545 3 жыл бұрын
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@binyon7
@binyon7 5 жыл бұрын
Great as usual... But as a good Lefty, I must not agree (totally) with "Phones replacing reading" I have Kindle and Nook on ALL my devices. The access to the books I'm reading - or have on a list - is, of course, incredible. I do assume, though, that most folks are not reading - a book or a Nook! Keep speaking out Mr. Mahler! Anyone else out there use Nook/Kindle on the Phone?
@blindlemonfishbone
@blindlemonfishbone 4 жыл бұрын
Kindle, Apple Books, and Audible on my iPhone and iPad Pro
@prepperjonpnw6482
@prepperjonpnw6482 4 жыл бұрын
It’s Maher not Malher. No L
@alyssamoore3626
@alyssamoore3626 2 жыл бұрын
What about e-books? Do they count as reading? Lol
@patriciazanin1632
@patriciazanin1632 Жыл бұрын
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