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Real Time with Bill Maher

Real Time with Bill Maher

7 жыл бұрын

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In his editorial New Rule, Bill Maher wonders why Republicans have "Patriotic Immunity" and disputes the notion that they inherently love America more than Democrats.
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@yeahohright3097
@yeahohright3097 7 жыл бұрын
That was one of the most savage segments I've ever seen Bill do. Wow.
@jeffhut9251
@jeffhut9251 7 жыл бұрын
im not so sure. have you ever heard of conan the barbarian. he was far more savage. and iv seen mma on you tube which is far more savage
@jeffhut9251
@jeffhut9251 7 жыл бұрын
conan for sure
@rfimor
@rfimor 7 жыл бұрын
Comedy is never victory. Until one day (R) pays its price at the pooling stations, victory will never come.
@irishbrian311
@irishbrian311 7 жыл бұрын
Yes. Let's jump into the pool. Maybe polling stations? (R)eigns supreme!!!!!!!!
@allthingssuper
@allthingssuper 7 жыл бұрын
Bill was intense this week. He's on the friggin warpath.
@akbarrauf2741
@akbarrauf2741 7 жыл бұрын
MAKE AMERICA SANE AGAIN
@TPerm-hj4sf
@TPerm-hj4sf 7 жыл бұрын
akbar rauf that is hard, USA has got about 35% of deplorables.
@jeffhut9251
@jeffhut9251 7 жыл бұрын
right. thats what trump has been saying this whole time
@jeffhut9251
@jeffhut9251 7 жыл бұрын
i think there werer even hats about it. they were red
@jeffhut9251
@jeffhut9251 7 жыл бұрын
or blue
@mariovelazquez4180
@mariovelazquez4180 7 жыл бұрын
akbar rauf too cheesy dude
@lauralishes1
@lauralishes1 3 жыл бұрын
After binge watching New Rule from around 3 - 5 years ago I'm amazed how much Bill predicts the future. He's also so spot on about republicans, I mean he's really got their number.
@alexanderpbyron
@alexanderpbyron 5 жыл бұрын
Hats off to the woman who laughed at “drive a hummer through a daycare center” 😄
@Yasmeentea
@Yasmeentea 7 жыл бұрын
I can't believe how much I miss Bush. He actually took the presidency seriously when compared to Trump.
@JWBMad
@JWBMad 7 жыл бұрын
Jasmine Tea/ Fuck that guy.
@JWBMad
@JWBMad 7 жыл бұрын
Jasmine Tea/ No way. Fuck that guy.
@MrSinister718
@MrSinister718 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah aside from Iraq, 9/11, FEMA, Katrina, and the house crisis, yeah, stand up guy.
@Diggnuts
@Diggnuts 7 жыл бұрын
It's early days.. Soon when his picks for the intelligence agencies are in place, they can fabricobble some nice lies about Iran and invade.
@billgrandone3552
@billgrandone3552 7 жыл бұрын
Hell I can't believe how much I miss Professor Irwin Corey. He actually took logical discourse and argument seriously when compared to Trump.
@carolmckee8456
@carolmckee8456 7 жыл бұрын
You sure nothing fell on Giuliani's head on 9/11?
@anobjectiveninja
@anobjectiveninja 7 жыл бұрын
That would imply that he was actually sane before 9/11
@jeffhut9251
@jeffhut9251 7 жыл бұрын
hes rich. which means his smarter and more important than you peasant
@jazzx251
@jazzx251 7 жыл бұрын
Something must've. He was supposedly the guy who greatly reduced crime in New York (was that fake news?) ... but since 9/11 he's been nothing but an arsehole.
@johnIZaUWL
@johnIZaUWL 7 жыл бұрын
Mai Nem he's like Peter Brady after he saved that little old lady from being CRUSHED in that toy store and she paid for him to have a party but Peter WOULD NOT SHUT UP about saving her to all his friends 24/7 so no one showed up to his party except the rest of the Brady Bunch😂😂😂 THAT'S why Rudy lost Iowa! And not even Dennis Miller can escape the gravitational pull of that metaphor I just laid down 😎😎😎
@CoderMonkeyNathan
@CoderMonkeyNathan 7 жыл бұрын
You making the error due to the fact he was dropped on his head repeatedly as a baby. Pre 9/11 and Post 9/11 Giuliani are the same.
@gamie123456
@gamie123456 5 жыл бұрын
Bill Mahr is the best comedian on Earth ever, every time I watch his show , I leave with Belly ach laughing.
@Grappapappa
@Grappapappa 2 жыл бұрын
I love you!
@thelaurels13
@thelaurels13 6 жыл бұрын
Bill is the boss 👍🏻
@JoelMiller626
@JoelMiller626 7 жыл бұрын
BILL MAHER FOR PRESIDENT!
@mrxxsesshomaruxx9642
@mrxxsesshomaruxx9642 7 жыл бұрын
Michael Kahr I'm sure bill wouldn't be a disaster though.
@JoelMiller626
@JoelMiller626 7 жыл бұрын
***** agreed!
@gunandbomb4637
@gunandbomb4637 7 жыл бұрын
An atheist could never become president. There are too many religious freaks in America.
@MrZadir-ns2ib
@MrZadir-ns2ib 7 жыл бұрын
GunAndBomb Exactly!
@savagesquirrel9610
@savagesquirrel9610 7 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@blackthorn2200
@blackthorn2200 7 жыл бұрын
sup burner
@TariqBusy
@TariqBusy 4 жыл бұрын
4:58 Love him or hate him, he always says the stuff that needs to be said and no one else will say it.
@carolondrey3222
@carolondrey3222 6 жыл бұрын
That was indeed an excellent piece. I wonder how many writers Bill has on his staff. Congratulations, people, you're doing a fine job of journalism.
@crimsonmonk5876
@crimsonmonk5876 7 жыл бұрын
So fuckin TRUE!! ha ha
@codybishop7526
@codybishop7526 7 жыл бұрын
Damn, Bill really gave it to Agent Orange. Haha
@Renji9031
@Renji9031 7 жыл бұрын
I usually call him the big dick with the tiny dick.
@whitehummus3772
@whitehummus3772 7 жыл бұрын
Tangerine Traitor
@Buzzy_Bland
@Buzzy_Bland 7 жыл бұрын
ex-PFC Wintergreen Trump isn't even playing the same sport as Caesar. Caesar had a fucking _talent_ for politics. Trump is like a toddler who barely passed his first kiddy pool swim class jumping into the Olympic pool, demanding he get the gold medal, and taking a lifeguard down with him as he drowns.
@rloomis3
@rloomis3 7 жыл бұрын
My favorites that I've heard, besides a couple already mentioned in this thread: Twitler Hair Furor Trumplethinskin SCROTUS [so-called ruler of the US]
@seraphinemoreau1386
@seraphinemoreau1386 7 жыл бұрын
Agent Orange
@davidm5707
@davidm5707 3 жыл бұрын
And four years later, it's only gotten worse, and the republicans love him even more.
@davidm5707
@davidm5707 3 жыл бұрын
@boming wei Baby-man, who can't even control himself.
@juliusrobinson7363
@juliusrobinson7363 3 жыл бұрын
David, I think they are more afraid of crossing him rather than love him, bc he has the heart of their base!
@donnabrown8582
@donnabrown8582 3 жыл бұрын
@@juliusrobinson7363 You nailed it on the head. They are all afraid if trump because of the mind control he has over his base. One nasty tweet from trump and their lives and careers are finished. Maybe we need a journalist to stand up and take Trump down like the journalist that took down Joe McCarthy
@nickd8238
@nickd8238 3 жыл бұрын
You guys all swallowed the wrong pill. First and foremost, Censorship is a terrible thing that they are doing in this country that supposed to be free. 2nd the magic R bit is pretty rich now when you have the insane democrat double standard. 2nd impeachment on another phoney string up. We the people really know what is going on here.
@rc6936
@rc6936 3 жыл бұрын
I love that line I love mayor's where Towers don't collapse
@phvangalen4310
@phvangalen4310 7 жыл бұрын
This was absolutely the best Bill Maher I have ever seen. Razor sharp, spot on, pinpoint... whatever you want to call it
@blisszagar4680
@blisszagar4680 7 жыл бұрын
PH van Galen agree and agree and its very True.
@JustusPaul1
@JustusPaul1 7 жыл бұрын
I would agree, except in the overtime segment he compared Milo to Hitchens, which actually pissed me off
@HexIsme
@HexIsme 7 жыл бұрын
Hitchens was much more intelligent and in tune with reality and facts.
@JustusPaul1
@JustusPaul1 7 жыл бұрын
+Hex Isme Much much more fact based
@marleyj7711
@marleyj7711 7 жыл бұрын
+Hex Isme; AGREED!!!
@ctap7767
@ctap7767 7 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU BILL MAHER FOR DOING WHAT YOU DO!!! 😎
@mysunnybird
@mysunnybird 6 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher always speaks the truth and this is one of his best videos. We are so lucky to have him.
@m.d1701
@m.d1701 5 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher, please keep shining the light where illumination is needed and not to mention where our sanity is helped along the way.
@Jjrmtv
@Jjrmtv 7 жыл бұрын
that was the best New Rules ever
@NightRaider001
@NightRaider001 7 жыл бұрын
Viking12 that and the 'Stop Apologizing' bit as well
@LBF522
@LBF522 7 жыл бұрын
Absolutely!
@margaretjones4682
@margaretjones4682 7 жыл бұрын
What he did was not so much call out the (R)'s but those who vote and defend them. Brilliant!!!
@Gunman610
@Gunman610 7 жыл бұрын
The part that pisses me off is that he's done this bit before and that it needs to be repeated over and over. The first time it about how a Democrat will cheat and he's forced out of politics or impeached. Newt Gingrich literally said that the reason that he cheated on every wife he's had is because he loves America: “There’s no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate"
@ediththompson30
@ediththompson30 7 жыл бұрын
+Margaret Jones Yes
@cleetismcdougall5425
@cleetismcdougall5425 7 жыл бұрын
One of the best new rules ever.
@lindacollins903
@lindacollins903 2 жыл бұрын
I love Bill Maher. He is a national treasure ♥️
@1970sman
@1970sman 3 жыл бұрын
I'm in England and I just love Bill Maher.
@Airsoftcleaner
@Airsoftcleaner 7 жыл бұрын
Come next year that magic R is gonna be a curse
@milesmchugh3816
@milesmchugh3816 7 жыл бұрын
wrong
@u2opia2
@u2opia2 7 жыл бұрын
Gonna be? Try HAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE.
@Airsoftcleaner
@Airsoftcleaner 7 жыл бұрын
Well I can agree with that
@tracer740
@tracer740 7 жыл бұрын
But C, from the late 1860s and through the 1960s, with the exception of the Joseph McCarthy period, the Republican Party was as nobly responsible, if not more-so generally, than the other(s). The actual civil-rights issue was an admirable and difficult problem to which their efforts were initiated. It really wasn't until the initial popularity of the Carter Administration onset did the maniacal underlings and greedy despotic cunts such as Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Richard Perle, Frank Gaffney, and even a bit later John Bolton, Paul Wolfowitz (who then became a Republican in the 'Reagan Administration'), undermine the party to become what it is, in it's now "present state'.
@TheGerry3950
@TheGerry3950 7 жыл бұрын
This was one of Bill's GREATEST MOMENTS!!!! This was SPECTACULAR!!!
@kevoutjones5739
@kevoutjones5739 3 жыл бұрын
Dead on Bill and I enjoyed your show clool Bill
@lewisszucs4559
@lewisszucs4559 5 жыл бұрын
Bill, been watching forever, but that was the most point on piece I've heard. It's just so true.
@maacpiash
@maacpiash 6 жыл бұрын
Dropping some serious truth bombs there!
@donnavorce8856
@donnavorce8856 6 жыл бұрын
Bill's savage at times.
@freediugh416
@freediugh416 7 жыл бұрын
They NEED to be held accountable. They've gotten rich and arrogant. Worse yet, they're just not afraid of the public anymore. THAT needs to change.
@ChocolateThunderBear
@ChocolateThunderBear 7 жыл бұрын
Nice profile ma boy! LMAO
@jeantyler9059
@jeantyler9059 6 жыл бұрын
Free Diugh When I was in college protesting the Viet Nam war , revolutionaries used the slogan " eat the rich". Who would want to eat such shit now...
@asalovesbikesz64
@asalovesbikesz64 2 жыл бұрын
Dec 2021 now. Can you believe all of that actually got (& still continues to) WORSE by the day...errr...HOUR?? We (logically) thought that once #45 was out of the W.H. ... but MTG, Gaetz, Bobert etc., picked up the baton. Smh.
@garyhughes9649
@garyhughes9649 2 жыл бұрын
You mean like Hunter and Joe Biden now they've been getting rich and lying about it for quite a while just in case you didn't hear the New York Times, by most accounts the liberal by me actually came out and verified that Hunters laptop really was Hunters
@jamesrutter4100
@jamesrutter4100 2 жыл бұрын
The French royalty thought so as well
@worldonfire1539
@worldonfire1539 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Bill, for the awesome commentary! Things I have thought for a long time, but no one else has ever had the balls to say, let alone on national television! You go, dude, keep it up!
@MODERNMUSICTECHNIQUE
@MODERNMUSICTECHNIQUE 6 жыл бұрын
One of Bill Maher's best monologues.
@sbcistheboss
@sbcistheboss 7 жыл бұрын
"To paraphrase Donald Trump, I like mayors that don't let towers collapse." ... fucking rekt...
@gc3k
@gc3k 7 жыл бұрын
I don't like Giuliani but why is that his fault? The hijackers never landed at a New York airport (I mean, we know where they "landed" in New York). What about faulting the other mayors, like in Boston where the hijackers boarded? Or San Diego where the hijackers were training?
@gc3k
@gc3k 7 жыл бұрын
I can see that, assuming that's what he meant about Giuliani who he's always been critical of. Maher's view of Giuliani is not the same as his view of McCain
@figgledoi
@figgledoi 7 жыл бұрын
David Curry What do you mean "assuming thats what he meant" that was literally the whole point and the only reason for saying that.
@gc3k
@gc3k 7 жыл бұрын
*ASSUMING THATS WHAT HE MEANT* is what I mean
@neil732
@neil732 7 жыл бұрын
What else can he mean by that?
@thebeany
@thebeany 7 жыл бұрын
Bill went BEAST MODE! And it was amazing!
@GailColeman
@GailColeman 3 жыл бұрын
"He rides horses with Jesus!" I love that!!
@user-ms4ef8xz9t
@user-ms4ef8xz9t 3 ай бұрын
One of Bill's best. Truth needs a voice.
@s.bakyhnh1756
@s.bakyhnh1756 7 жыл бұрын
This man gets it, unlike America.
@nonewherelistens1906
@nonewherelistens1906 7 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher is the best. Truth to Power.
@gregmikulewicz7423
@gregmikulewicz7423 5 жыл бұрын
Power to truth.
@twgibbs3
@twgibbs3 3 жыл бұрын
Damn! He is so good at what he does! I had the honor of being in the audience on a taping of Bill Maher. One of the great thrills of my life.
@vonsuthoff
@vonsuthoff 6 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't it be funny if "comedy" was the only source of "real news" in America!
@salettaholloway9702
@salettaholloway9702 4 жыл бұрын
Truth!
@bobs182
@bobs182 4 жыл бұрын
News is entertainment since it has become all about ratings. Trump and his trumpsters think Fox ratings have something to do with validity.
@vulturebitch
@vulturebitch 3 жыл бұрын
@vonsuthoff Newsflash! Comedy HAS become the best news source of "real news" in America (since you posted this 2 yrs ago) Some comedians are so overwhelmed by current news TODAY (like Trevor Noah recently with the Jacob Blake shooting) that they are forced to simply talk straight edge about what's going on in the US, bc it hurts so much. #Respect #BlackLivesMatter
@vonsuthoff
@vonsuthoff 3 жыл бұрын
@@vulturebitch ... Hello there Vulture! vonSuthoff from the future here. Excellent observations indeed. I find myself following Trevor Noah quite often. He does make reality more palatable by making us smile at the absurdities along the way and I find that a little bit of humor is good medicine! And this just proves my 100 year old grandma right... Common sense and kindness toward our fellow human beings goes a long way. She says, "love" is the most powerful thing in the universe, and it is the only thing that can cure hate. And I reckon humor, with good intentions, certainly qualifies as love! Thanks for the post! And remember... there is an unlimited supply of love. All you must do to get it, is... give it first. So, pay it forward! Peace in your journey my friend!
@vulturebitch
@vulturebitch 3 жыл бұрын
@@vonsuthoff Thanx for all your loving messages, right back at you AND your granny! Im a super Trevor Noah fan myself, and i realized how serious reality was when even he couldnt make any joke at all about the situation. But him and the rest of them all help so much in keeping our spirts high in such hard times, like life with no sense of humour, is like the british say, is life with no soul. Will do as your say, and peace to you too ,my friend!
@rsrs9065
@rsrs9065 7 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher spitting fiery truth
@Grappapappa
@Grappapappa 2 жыл бұрын
PLÄÄÄ, PLÄÄÄ, PLÄÄ. YAWN! You know.
@angelinamainetti8596
@angelinamainetti8596 7 жыл бұрын
Preach it, Bill! Day after day I am baffled by what has happened and what continues to happen ever since Trump came down that escalator...
@hermanhelmich
@hermanhelmich 6 жыл бұрын
Angelina Mainetti still a bumpy ride isn ‘t it ?
@prestonphelps1649
@prestonphelps1649 2 жыл бұрын
I vote for Trump for only 1 reason. Because it passes people like you off.
@johnhegge8796
@johnhegge8796 2 жыл бұрын
@@prestonphelps1649 Reasonings, of an idiot❗🤷
@betolaraproductions1414
@betolaraproductions1414 4 жыл бұрын
I love how the R was presented like sesame street segment😂
@phoenixconcrete2238
@phoenixconcrete2238 3 жыл бұрын
Yea that was funny
@phoenixconcrete2238
@phoenixconcrete2238 3 жыл бұрын
Because it was supposed to sound magical like you're at Disneyland or something
@kwood6882
@kwood6882 6 жыл бұрын
Wow!! This is an old speech but I would loved to have heard it at the White House Correspondence Dinner last week where Michelle Wolf was the guest comedian. It is so relevant in 2018. Bill, you've got to get this out again on regular prime time TV. Everyone should hear it.
@Bleeds98
@Bleeds98 7 жыл бұрын
Most accurate and savage new rule I've seen yet
@venicebeachsportsnetwork6677
@venicebeachsportsnetwork6677 7 жыл бұрын
Bush and dog photo made my night 😂
@fozzybear8878
@fozzybear8878 7 жыл бұрын
So true. But at least Bush likes dogs. Trump hates animals, and his sons murder them.
@jonathanguyant4952
@jonathanguyant4952 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, seeing a person-however bad a president they were- with an animal as Bush was with his dog, makes me believe that they're still somewhat human. I'd be surprised if Trump displayed anything short of affection towards anything living... I also don't really think any animal could be attached to Trump, they're too smart to do that right? Right?!
@fozzybear8878
@fozzybear8878 7 жыл бұрын
True, Jonathan, plus it would be a terrible life for an animal to be with any Trump- so cold they are, so immune to anything vulnerable, so shallow. Animals are so sensitive- I doubt the Trumps have ever loved anything/anyone. I am continually amazed by them. They seem more mannequin than human.
@youreright6627
@youreright6627 7 жыл бұрын
hahahahahahhahahahahah right, looks like a mentally disabled child, so funny
@diane9247
@diane9247 7 жыл бұрын
I know, I lost it! I've never seen that photo before. It was a perfect Doofus Bush moment!
@offtherichter7
@offtherichter7 3 жыл бұрын
I thought this was a new episode at first. wow, crazy how things haven't changed
@bridgetnegrete8187
@bridgetnegrete8187 6 жыл бұрын
Wonderful flashback, Bill 💜 I love your intelligence.
@Epoch11
@Epoch11 7 жыл бұрын
More of this my friend....much MUCH more of this. This is the Bill I like!
@osmancardona3613
@osmancardona3613 7 жыл бұрын
I love these segments damn so much truth.
@bluelion7342
@bluelion7342 6 жыл бұрын
Wow, Truer words never spoken.
@robinmiller5256
@robinmiller5256 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget about that senator who was speeding on a wet road and hit and killed a guy, just happened. She won’t serve a day! WTF
@kyleemery3999
@kyleemery3999 7 жыл бұрын
Bill should have asked Milo about Trump raising funds and not giving it out, as Milo himself has experience in doing.
@Joe-zb9ps
@Joe-zb9ps 7 жыл бұрын
Kyle he had to cut Milo off short before Milo set Bill on fire in that roast.
@LightAngel1960
@LightAngel1960 7 жыл бұрын
Milo had his worn out ass handed to him by everyone on the panel but Jack Kingston, he n Milo had an adorable one hour bromance.
@HexIsme
@HexIsme 7 жыл бұрын
+Spongebob Sucks He had to cut Milo off short because the motormouth couldn't make a point in the 30,000 words he rambled off--mostly aimless insults--in the course of a few agonizing seconds. But then I guess never shutting his mouth has a lot to do with why he was wearing a pearl necklace.
@moonlily1
@moonlily1 7 жыл бұрын
Why? He would just equivocate and throw out red herrings and dance his way out of it. I don't know why he was even a guest. He has nothing of value to say.
@wadewilson8924
@wadewilson8924 7 жыл бұрын
Thank you! They wanted to talk about Him as the controversial figure instead of any policies of trump or compare information to see who actually had facts. I don't understand why have him on either if the only thing he's going to bring is his opinion and nothing else
@evitasdad
@evitasdad 7 жыл бұрын
Probably the best segment he has ever done.
@JordanWilliams-ix2td
@JordanWilliams-ix2td 6 жыл бұрын
Bill's monologues are legendary..
@stevewise1656
@stevewise1656 3 жыл бұрын
Pompeo also has an offsite server at home. Trump wouldn’t have lasted 20 seconds in a Vietnamese prison camp.
@renatecox7673
@renatecox7673 2 жыл бұрын
Teump would have cried for his mommy
@Wazupdaddiiz74
@Wazupdaddiiz74 7 жыл бұрын
::Applause:: ... ::Standing Ovation:: ... Well Said!!
@Zeldarw104
@Zeldarw104 6 жыл бұрын
Louie Antonio i concur!👏👏👏
@twinklinglicin
@twinklinglicin 7 жыл бұрын
...now he rides horses in heaven with Jesus....lost my shit
@srihariharand2422
@srihariharand2422 4 жыл бұрын
did u have it in ur hand before?
@twinklinglicin
@twinklinglicin 4 жыл бұрын
@@srihariharand2422 before you had it in your mouth? i did! XD
@srihariharand2422
@srihariharand2422 4 жыл бұрын
@@twinklinglicin i had it in my ass
@twinklinglicin
@twinklinglicin 4 жыл бұрын
@@srihariharand2422 neato!
@donna7788
@donna7788 3 жыл бұрын
Send Rudy back to Borat so he can play with his woody!
@reginaldworthington7558
@reginaldworthington7558 3 жыл бұрын
Bill this was your finest hour - even if it was only 7 minutes and felt like 2!
@sinister9111
@sinister9111 7 жыл бұрын
This shit is so fucking true.
@greg77389
@greg77389 7 жыл бұрын
*false
@thegreyghost5846
@thegreyghost5846 7 жыл бұрын
greg77389 your the first conservative comment I think I've seen on this video
@greg77389
@greg77389 7 жыл бұрын
+Zach Jones Probably because the top comments are dominated by alt-left delusional people. Also indicated by the like to dislike ratio of this video. This is certainly not an environment suitable for rational discussion between opposing viewpoints... It is more of an echo chamber for the alt-left.
@PhazonInfuser
@PhazonInfuser 7 жыл бұрын
False how? How is anything Bill Maher said untrue in anyway?
@teejaydiscombobulated2724
@teejaydiscombobulated2724 7 жыл бұрын
Hot DAMN! About time this was said so well and so clearly...awesome.
@rg5113
@rg5113 7 жыл бұрын
He should go on to Fox news and debate hannity and tucker carlson about all this!
@DREAMSANDSOUL
@DREAMSANDSOUL 3 жыл бұрын
I just started to bing watch all of Bill's Real Time episodes. Holly crap, I never thought such an outspoken American would exist! He is saying what we Europeans are thinking of all the time.
@juliesipes8007
@juliesipes8007 3 жыл бұрын
My husband and I have observed a clear double-standard applied between the two parties - for quite a few years.
@rmzidann
@rmzidann 7 жыл бұрын
One of the best segments ever!
@TheUnatuber
@TheUnatuber 7 жыл бұрын
"I like mayors who *don't* let towers collapse." BAM!
@oreo507
@oreo507 7 жыл бұрын
+TheUnatuber still too soon
@michaelpreston233
@michaelpreston233 6 жыл бұрын
Tell it Bill ! Fuck the RAT publikkkans.
@vickilawrence7207
@vickilawrence7207 5 жыл бұрын
Hey! Unatuber! Right on w that!
@ferox965
@ferox965 5 жыл бұрын
@Maina Fridman Who is Major?
@nikopawlowic6557
@nikopawlowic6557 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair that was one hell of a below the belt blow my nuts felt that. Also I don't think was rightfully deserved as it was more of a failure between the FBI and CIA to share information on the hijackers, but hey when did facts ever matter
@blackeyedsusan727
@blackeyedsusan727 6 жыл бұрын
That was a thing of beauty. Easily one of Bill's all-time best!
@wmp3346
@wmp3346 3 жыл бұрын
Spot on Bill Maher
@SuperSaythetruth
@SuperSaythetruth 7 жыл бұрын
I just simply love this guy period.
@TassieDinkum90
@TassieDinkum90 7 жыл бұрын
I've never really seen any of Bill Maher's stuff, but wow.... if there's more like that out there I WANT to see more!
@shelleydwyer-murphy2281
@shelleydwyer-murphy2281 7 жыл бұрын
stalincom His New Rules Segments are usually the best part of the shows.
@pacovasda5955
@pacovasda5955 7 жыл бұрын
stalincom this is very typical Bill Maher. He tends to think through the obvious stuff that the rest of us overlook. yes keep watching, you'll like more of his stuff. but you will find people will still argue against him with empty unsupported arguments. I've never seen so many supportive viewer comments to Bill Mahers stuff as I have today.
@mlpfanboy1701
@mlpfanboy1701 6 жыл бұрын
stalincom some other good ones: Orange sphincter, Russia connections evidence board, the notorious HRC, what would a dick do?, save the rich fucks, and What if Obama said? (Which by the way he desperately needs to do an update on).
@denisearthur2117
@denisearthur2117 6 жыл бұрын
THIS is even more relevant TODAY!!!!
@arinetwork4886
@arinetwork4886 3 жыл бұрын
Well, tell Trump that John McCain likes politicans who did not lose Arizona.
@elisadicarlo9538
@elisadicarlo9538 3 жыл бұрын
Or who did not dodge the draft 5 effin times 🤬🥴
@ediththompson30
@ediththompson30 7 жыл бұрын
So much TRUTH in 7min 32 sec.... Go Bill
@PaulineJoseph
@PaulineJoseph 7 жыл бұрын
Bill, you and your panel tonight was exceptional and passionate; so very enjoyable. Thank you!
@NegronJL1
@NegronJL1 4 жыл бұрын
Geez, there should be a part 2!
@MorpheusOne
@MorpheusOne 6 жыл бұрын
I'd be amazed if America made the top 100. #BillMaherForPresident2020
@mdav30
@mdav30 7 жыл бұрын
That was the fucking truth right there
@moriah1121
@moriah1121 7 жыл бұрын
While Maher's commentaries are always great, this one is beyond Superb! My family, friends, and I have been waiting for this to be said for quite some time. I only wish it was required viewing for every Right-Wing-Nut! Thanks, Bill.
@georgegates526
@georgegates526 6 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately those type of right wingers have a thing that's called "Cognitive Dissonance" In other words, their beliefs are so embedded in their minds, that even with rock solid truth.. They can't change.. Sad.
@gryjffrs
@gryjffrs 5 жыл бұрын
I'm sure you've seen one of those movies where they strap an individual in a chair and use a device to hold their eyes open in order to 'condition' them. Need I say more?
@vulturebitch
@vulturebitch 3 жыл бұрын
@@gryjffrs LOL IKR, "Clockwork Orange" style, but since this is 2020 and psycho Rep followers have turned to the bat-shit crazy conspiracy theory of Qanon, just goes to show people who beleive THAT complete pyschosis delirium cant be conviced of nothing else. They are completely gone mentally speaking.
@gryjffrs
@gryjffrs 3 жыл бұрын
@@vulturebitch Exactly what I had in mind when I posted this, must have got sidetracked and forgot to say all of it. Glad you deciphered my meaning. Who, having seen the movie, can forget Roddy McDowell getting his violence conditioning? Must be doing some sort of make you stupid conditioning for those that identify with the (R) symbol these days. Though they all seem to be unprincipled these days, maybe about half the repubs in congress can still pull off a coherent, rational conversation today. The others are friggin loons! What's more, they're a true representation of their voters.
@strawbare
@strawbare 5 жыл бұрын
Bill Mayer you are IN MY HEAD!! I don't know how you did it (to a T) , BUT I LOVE IT!!! Thank you!!!
@DaveGringo
@DaveGringo 3 жыл бұрын
3 years old and was - is so SPOT ON....
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 7 жыл бұрын
Anyone who thinks _Real Time_ should be cancelled because Bill Maher said the n-word *once* needs to watch this sketch.
@vulturebitch
@vulturebitch 3 жыл бұрын
@Kyle Stubbs Anyone who thought or said that should have their brains checked, or simply NOT WATCH Real Time and Bill Maher. They should go watch other shows where they are not offended. Just a reminder, Bill Maher used to have a show called "Politically INCORRECT", so you should KNOW beforehand who youre watching before you get all judgemental. That's his brand, if you dont like it, FFS, DONT WATCH IT, go elsewhere, theres's plenty of shows that are very politically correct. Dont go on Bill's show and when he says something offensive go on a hissyfit and say "this show should be cancelled". Adios. Goodbye.
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 3 жыл бұрын
@Mike Pondo I dunno... that might actually be an insult to the Beast that number represents. He's _good_ at his job.
@miles1200
@miles1200 7 жыл бұрын
"maybe if he'd done something he wouldn't be so unknown." killed it!!
@suzannelemay3405
@suzannelemay3405 3 жыл бұрын
You are so very correct, Bill Maher, thanks for sharing!!
@eleanorcarrier2081
@eleanorcarrier2081 3 жыл бұрын
He is one of a kind!!
@jessemedina5436
@jessemedina5436 7 жыл бұрын
This might be a top 10 all time new rules and I've watched all of them.... I know this was a hard pill for republicans to swallow
@ottobong
@ottobong 7 жыл бұрын
You can tell by the comments..not one is commenting on the actual video! LOL
@JnEricsonx
@JnEricsonx 7 жыл бұрын
I don't think they swallowed it, I think it went in another way.
@sawchiefs29
@sawchiefs29 2 жыл бұрын
It was......but I'm thankful I did because I'm no longer a Republican!
@a24396
@a24396 7 жыл бұрын
Wow! That's wasn't comedy - that was journalism... And it's all true... Not even "true in context" with various interpretations - it's just plainly true... Let's all stand by for the apologists to get into the act. You'll know them when they start to say things like: "But what about when Obama did..." or "Clinton was impeached..." etc... It's worth noting they will never address the actual concerns that Maher expressed...
@greg77389
@greg77389 7 жыл бұрын
Journalism lost its meaning when the liberal media butchered it by reporting fake news.
@a24396
@a24396 7 жыл бұрын
Facts are facts... Something intentionally reported as true that's simply not true is "fake news" - the so called "liberal media" isn't a real thing and the press in general usually reports "true" things. That's kinda their job... For fake news you'll have to listen to our new President, I'll give you an example: The crowd at President Trump's inaugural was not the largest ever, it wasn't even "average," it was only a few hundred thousand. That's as accurate an estimate as can be made based on analyzing the pictures of the event. Criticism of that reporting as being "fake news" is a tactic to de-legitimize the press. Every factual thing that Maher said was true. Therefore: not fake
@thegreyghost5846
@thegreyghost5846 7 жыл бұрын
greg77389 fake news are all those accounts on Facebook that report things that never actually happened like the Pope endorsing trump
@PhazonInfuser
@PhazonInfuser 6 жыл бұрын
Facts that you don't like or are inconvenient to whatever horseshit narrative you're trying to sell doesn't make them any less factual. The only fake news is coming from Fox, which, by the way, purposefully classifies itself with the FCC as an Entertainment group, NOT as a News organization, so they can get away with peddling their crap with absolutely ZERO accountability to the actual truth. With exception to Shepard Smith, all the Fox talking heads are just that; talking heads provided with a partisan script to try to sell the desired narrative, with no regard for what is true. They are not journalists, and they sure as hell are not interested in the actual truth. Yes, journalists do occasionally get something wrong. But when they do, they acknowledge the error, retract it, and apologize. When was the last time Fox, or the orange shitpile, or ANY of his enablers and supporters ever done that? Never! So take your "FAKE NEWS!" hollering somewhere else, because the only fake news is coming from the orange shitpile, his woefully ignorant cultists, and those who enable him.
@joecountry8397
@joecountry8397 3 жыл бұрын
The only fake news there is, is" faux news ( & Entertainment) like wwe wrestling and Soap Operas ,Alex Jones ,& Benny Hymm ( faith healer )... & so on $$$$
@ryanellis1708
@ryanellis1708 5 жыл бұрын
I saw this the night it aired and it's still great. One of his best New Rules ever.
@mazactal6063
@mazactal6063 6 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher you are absolutely the best ..... thanks for being you
@joseinteriano4417
@joseinteriano4417 7 жыл бұрын
That ending 🔥🔥🔥
@brianmcintyre4319
@brianmcintyre4319 6 жыл бұрын
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups Republicans.
@michaelpreston233
@michaelpreston233 5 жыл бұрын
Re tardicans are The Enemy.
@dennissecret2857
@dennissecret2857 5 жыл бұрын
Beauty. Trump's shining belief is "no one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of Americans/Trump voters."
@vickilawrence7207
@vickilawrence7207 5 жыл бұрын
Boy! Ur so right at that!
@franktorrez5643
@franktorrez5643 5 жыл бұрын
Republicans. are the biggest Orange ass kissers
@warrenholly2200
@warrenholly2200 4 жыл бұрын
@Stringer Bell DENNIS RODMAN POTUS DONALD J TRUMP VP 2020!!!! Yeehaaaaw!!!
@jaccitera9604
@jaccitera9604 5 жыл бұрын
Truer words were never spoken.
@paulseale8409
@paulseale8409 4 жыл бұрын
I have so little regard for today's Republicans. The party really has deteriorated.
@keffypoo
@keffypoo 7 жыл бұрын
That CIA agent outing is something I will never forget or forgive.
@blucat016
@blucat016 6 жыл бұрын
2:11 Could've said "To all you flag waivers who in the last 8 years said 'I'm not gonna just stand here and let "Obama" run down America'... You're standing there and letting "Trump" run down America."
@floramartinez4882
@floramartinez4882 6 жыл бұрын
I love you Bill Maher. You always speak the truth
@eslei7913
@eslei7913 3 жыл бұрын
TRUTH IS TRUTH TELL IT LIKE IT IS I LOVE THIS GUY🥰 Bill Maher 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
@Itubersays
@Itubersays 7 жыл бұрын
This New Rules was like a good meal, satisfying yet you wanted more...
@jck7986
@jck7986 7 жыл бұрын
So true, wake up America!
@lindazeidler9654
@lindazeidler9654 3 жыл бұрын
Biill you are the only thing keeping me going through this horrible administration. I so admire your voice. Keep it coming.
@rs5570
@rs5570 5 жыл бұрын
Bill For President!
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