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[@Ed-mq3fu]

Remember the jacket..."I really don't care, do u?" She's in it for herself.

[@bluemoon6380]

@Josh Jacob yes she is

[@objectivemillennial2117]

KZbin Moderator haha you trumptard always amaze me

[@Ed-mq3fu]

@@objectivemillennial2117 sure thing. Except, I'm anything but a Trumptard.

[@mummoniq7950]

@@objectivemillennial2117 Ignore irrational and ignorant comments, they usually say sh*t like that when they don´t have nothing to say

[@willasimmons5442]

Ed 865 absolutely!

[@hitreset0291]

Priceless..."you went from 'start me up' to 'make a dead man come' "

[@ingriddubbel8468]

Yes, but those are the actual lyrics.

[@D10RC]

He’ll just pick another one out of the catalog.

[@boudica3356]

a younger one.

[@steveharris9861]

He'll never pick a "rally girl"

[@parrisprice5892]

Thats the epstein xmas edition?

[@katesleuth1156]

The nude magazines.

[@Viking_Luchador]

Teen Vogue

[@billheuber5884]

" you went from start me up to you make a dead man come!" I think that may have been one of your best jokes ever Bill!! 👍🤙👏!

[@nanettechiafala5870]

Gas, gas, gas... 😂😂😂

[@Nathan-gd7xq]

60 years ago, Rupert Murdoch made a deal with the devil - "You will become rich beyond your wildest dreams. You will be married to a glamorous model. You will be one of the most powerful men in the world. But in exchange for that, I will slowly turn you into a turtle."

[@JT-xj1pg]

lol

[@Nathan-gd7xq]

@Uncle Gold The devil was a bit deceitful there but given that he was almost full turtle by this stage Murdoch was in no position to be selective.

[@arthurmontana8791]

There's no need to insult turtles!

[@rmsmith2396]

Uncle Gold, my thoughts exactly.

[@jakartaman3365]

@Kirk Moore Could still be around for fair while yet. Even though he's now in his late 80's, his mother was only a few months off her 103rd birthday when she clocked out, and Rupert could do the same. Scary thought, eh?

[@winesap2]

So we're asking people who married exclusively for money to make a moral choice to benefit the greater society?😂😂😂

[@garytaylor3880]

Exactly! Genius!

[@sherryo360]

winesap2 🤣😂 😢

[@jvs333]

winesap2 that is a great point. Selfishness only serves the selfish

[@AnthonyMonaghan]

Come now, she obviously married him for his dashing good looks and effortless charm, not to mention his huge intellect and boss skills in the boudoir. Money? I'm sure that was the last thing on her mind as he slipped that ring on her grubby finger.

[@aoeu256]

OMG 256 upvotes thats awesome!

[@donaldpriola1807]

What I always say about Melania; "Now that is a woman waiting for a man to die."

[@bobmiller3627]

That "army of brain-dead zombies" joke really did it for me. LOL!

[@fredsimon]

It is fascinating how the media plays her as a victim. She married the guy. That in itself says a lot about her.

[@juraj_b]

Simon Frederic we all do what we have to do when we want something.

[@fredsimon]

@@juraj_b that is very true.

[@Mexicobeanpole]

Actually, it says alot about all 3 of his wives. You couldn’t be married to him for any length of time and not know how vile he is.

Beauty and the beast.

[@igopynot1]

Simon Frederic , Donald KKKrump has been grabbing pussssy of other women

[@robomop9711]

They're just waiting for their husbands to die so they can inherit their wealth. Walking away is like giving up a winning lottery ticket.

[@richdotse3754]

Trump.has no wealth

[@philphillips1810]

Melania looks like a black widow spider that hasn't bitten yet. She's calculating Trump's every move, but Secret Service keeps getting in the way. 😂😂

[@johnpliskin8759]

@@richdotse3754 he has some pretty expensive real estate tho

[@Woofy-tm8si]

You can be sure that both bottom feeders have those women so hamstrung by their pre-nups that they forfeit what little they're getting if they walk. Jerry Hall was likely running out of divorce settlement money and child support and simply married Murdoch for the lifestyle upgrade. You can bet that Murdoch's children would fight Hall in court for every penny since they're the heirs apparent to his multi billion dollar media empire. So much for those two saving the world...not a chance. They're both in it for the money and their addiction to luxury.

[@livhemingway2224]

If trump passes will Melania be responsible for his debt like the little people!

[@TheDarrlelennis]

She needed a green card so she married him. It's not rocket science

[@tracimetcalf3374]

What! She is from the USA. Why would Jerry Hall need to live in a shit hole like Australia

[@maryperry1773]

He meant Melania.

[@USUG0]

behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind every utterly squalid man, there is an utterly squalid woman

[@globalwarmhugs7741]

Squalid means living in poverty.

[@USUG0]

@@globalwarmhugs7741 you must be a maga supporter, are you? Google it and do your homework first, 2nd def. showing or involving a contemptible lack of moral standards. Pretty damn spot on, I would say.

[@globalwarmhugs7741]

@@USUG0 I have absolutely no idea how you could think that. I'm a hardcore Canadian, Green Party progressive. Have a lovely evening. I hope drumph doesn't have you living in squalour. Yes, that is the correct spelling. #englishmajor

[@USUG0]

@@globalwarmhugs7741 beg you pardon, making claims without checking their facts are usually a distinctive tract of maga supporters! :-P

[@hoffer54]

@@simonetta53logan "showing or involving a contemptible lack of moral standards." there is the bit!

[@luggagecombo12345]

She's not a prisoner, she's a willing participant.

[@Whimsy3692]

Have you asked her?

[@luggagecombo12345]

@@Whimsy3692 I don't really care, do you?

[@Agentmg17]

.... you're assuming Melanie isn't in on all of this.

[@LeesaDeAndrea]

She is totally part of this whole slimy mess. She is exactly where she wants to be, willing to swallow the sh*t pill that is trump. She has sold herself for money and infamy.

[@TinyGee713]

@@LeesaDeAndrea Shes swallowin a whole lot more than shit pills

[@native307]

Ofcourse the Mail Order Bimbo is in on it.

[@also172]

She might be the master mind.

[@tonkatrucker]

Absolutely! I've long maintained that Melania came on the scene (after Ivanka), when Trump spent so much time in Russia. Melania , I believe , is an eastern European "spy", that was arranged by Putin. I've seen enough proof of this to believe it- and while it seems far-fetched, it is not hard to connect the dots.

[@raylovelace8588]

If Melania was anything more than a hollow shell she wouldn't be there to begin with.

[@karenosterblom4131]

Melania speaks five languages, is the epitome of strength, grace & beauty and she's 'class' personified unlike Michael Obama. Bill could've had a field day with Moochele beginning with her illegal patient dumping scheme in Chicago, LAVISH vacay's, MILLION $ Halloween/celebrity parties in-between her biweekly WH Beyonce/Jayze rap concerts & using Air Force Two as her personal Uber ... ALL at TAX PAYERS expense!😤 Not to mention the FACT she pissed MILLIONS of tax payer dollars down the drain to enrich HER college buddy with a NO-BID gov't contract to create the Ovomitcare website that was an EPIC FAIL & had the audacity to HIRE the dip chic AGAIN for another NO-BID contract!!!🤬 ALL of her projects that cost us MEGA MILLIONS ... FAILED! I'd like Mooch to explain HOW they achieved a net worth OVER $149💰MILLION on a gov't salary? Mooch must've been raking in the dough💸 while telling us WE'D have to give up OUR share of the PIE🥧! 😱 First Lady Melania NEVER told us we'd have to give up a damn thing nor did she tell us to eat CAKE! 😤 UNlike Mooch, Melania isn't MILKING us dry jet setting all over the world in Air Force Two, renting '2' 4000 sq ft Presidential suites (1 for her privileged kids & mother & the other for HERSELF & her gf's)! Melania has morals, ethics & integrity. She KNOWS gov't operates on TAXES & she's NEVER used it to her advantage. In fact, Melania has only '4' assistants compared to Moochele's 20+ salaried personal assistants! While Melania RESPECTS hard working tax payers ... Mooch ABUSED them to the point of being WARNED 'her spending was out of control.'😳 Besides the lawsuit below, there's several more lawsuits filed against the Obama's for their extravagant vacay spending. www.investors.com/politics/columnists/obama-vacation-expenses-already-exceed-70-million-dollars/ Bill & his anti Trump liberals either dont give a 💩 about America, they have 💩FBS or BOTH. President Trump is FIXING the MESS other Presidents created when they sold out America & threw Americans under the bus via OVER regulations & BAD trade deals that led to outsourcing, LOSS of manufacturing & LOSS of US jobs! A CONSUMER nation can NOT survive. Trump is the BEST potus for America's 🇺🇲 survival!

[@raylovelace8588]

@@karenosterblom4131 Another racist Karen pipes up. How predictable.

[@ingewood9907]

Both of them are only interested in being rich , nothing else is of importance to them 😐😐😐

[@boudica3356]

Melanoma is getting old, trump will be in the market for a newer model

[@ingriddubbel8468]

Jerri Hall was already rich via her divorce from Mick.

[@shadrach6299]

Inge Wood Jerry was already worth millions. She earned the money modeling. She was a real model.

[@tureadumonceau1897]

Oh, man, ya got me again! Laughter is the best medicine!! WTG, Bill!

[@fckstreetshitters4294]

baby dic white bois

[@starcrib]

on point .... frightening actually.

[@greuge3166]

Dream on about Melanie. She's not going to do anything to upset the goose that lays her golden eggs. She seems to love the first lady label as much as she loves the riches

[@ehiewa142]

It’s all about the Benjamin’s

[@greuge3166]

@Josh Jacob so you didn't want the PRESIDENT (Clinton) to be married to a "sexual predator, a proven and self admitting sexual predator (to use your words) but you had no problem VOTING IN AS PRESIDENT a man who is " a sexual predator, a proven and self admitting sexual predator " ? WHAT KIND OF LOGIC IS THAT ?

[@willasimmons5442]

Greuge 31 absolutely!

[@genwords1789]

Her Va-jay jay has been seen everywhere. First lady my azz. First Ho.

[@mnrodriguez]

@Alternative Headlines, AT LEAST SHE'S NOT A RACIST, LIKE MICHELE, WHO DIVIDES AND HATES AMERICA. SHE LOVES OUR NATION MORE THAN THE OTHER TRAITORS WE HAD IN THE WH FOR 8 LONG YEARS.

[@frankG335]

If Melania walked out, he'd deport her and her parents.

[@SCBJQ]

Melonoma has made it perfectly clear that she doesn't care about anything or anyone but herself.

[@Yuppie.Mike.]

You are also a moron the average yearly income in Slovenia is $1,223 could you live off of that butthead

[@sandrahodges4410]

I agree.

[@saeedm6671]

didnt she wear jacket with words: "i dont care, do you"

[@ronaldreed7698]

Had it specifically made for that event. That's a cold was bitch...

[@AG-sc6pm]

She should slap away his hands, she never knows where he last had it

[@raylovelace8588]

When his supporters want him to "Grab them by their pussy," she's never going to know.

[@m.k.c.5212]

Melania, post-divorce, "I am being best now."

[@georgecorrea8530]

Bill Maher is brilliant.

[@Rabbitsarewonderful]

"President Hell Boy." OMG.

[@philwatling5109]

SHE WILL LEAVE HIM WHEN HE GOES TO JAIL

[@brennonstark8363]

She’s the equivalent of a mob wife: maybe she isn’t committing the crimes, but she’s definitely complacent.

[@ingriddubbel8468]

Its complicit.

[@nkel6111]

complicit ???

[@elizabethprince6749]

She's definitely complacent about being complicit.

[@bartskid9235]

Melania's a disgrace to her gender. No real woman would put up with this #BLOATUS, that's twice her age, cheats and embarasses the world daily, every time he opens his tiny mouth....Evidently she's in it for money, and we have a name for women only in it for money. I just feel bad for her son..

[@robinjackson7882]

Even complicit

[@blondwiththewind]

You're a little too late, Bill. Like I said yesterday.....pretty sure Trump hasn't been "getting any" from Melania for a looooong time.

[@pamelacass9642]

...about 13 years or so???

[@blondwiththewind]

@@pamelacass9642 ... LOL!!! I "get your drift". I'm horrible at math....but I'd say that is about when it happened :D

[@siobhanc777]

And just like I said in my comment oh, I'm sure she has no problem with him cheating on her or fucking other broads because that's that many times less does she has to have the old orange dick and balls up in her!!!!

[@tomaskuli177]

Only enough to push out an anchor baby!

[@dross2172]

Yeah. She has her own apartment in Trump Tower where she used to live with Barron. I don't know whether this report has been verified but there has been reporting that Melania, Barron and Melania's parents live in Maryland and that she only shows up publicly at the WH when needed.

[@JT-xj1pg]

0:57 it was the original bush doctrine lol

[@googleuserwindy2135]

Bill! Glad to see you confronting these evil SOB's

[@townsendjean]

If the ‘erstwhile’ first lady had even a smidgen of self respect, she'd walk

[@raylovelace8588]

If that were true, she wouldn't own a "NOBODY CARES" jacket.

[@MRayner59]

Wishful thinking. Chances are they're both almost just as vile and selfishly depraved as the evil monstrosities they're wed to.

[@HPPalmtopTube]

I don't think melania has much say over donald. She has a contract with him to appear as his "wife" for a share of the trump money pie. She will quietly conform to everything he says/does while she thinks of her millions she will have when he drops dead in 10 years. No point endangering that right now by complaining to him about his actions. Just "hang in there" and nod "yes" to everything the vile, smelly, ugly & bald idiot says for another measly 10 years, or maybe even less if she keeps pressing him to eat more junk-food, and her future as a multi-millionaire who can then marry a real man that turns her on will be set. And, to stay sane, I'm sure she's having sex with her personal trainer behind donald's back while she thinks of this bright future ;)

[@HH-gv8mx]

Exactly!

[@HPPalmtopTube]

@limeyleafsfan We should start a lottery / betting website or something, "how many years till trump's fatal heart attack" ;)

[@native307]

Trumptards and MAGAts are a Cancer to Humanity

[@kungfukid4124]

Gold-diggers only see the shine from the gold.

[@UltraPoseidon]

Rupert Murdoch is the closest thing to lex luthor the world will ever know.

[@g0679]

UltraPoseidon Not Fred Rogers?

[@cityhawk]

Maybe Jon Cyrer could ask him for a few pointers.

[@lindahoyt398]

AND mITCH mCCONNELL!

[@BING9957]

What about Jeff Bezos?

[@matthewcornish3086]

Uh no.. Elon musk.. space x, tesla, boring company, 3 layers of earth coverage. Subterranean, surface, and extraterrestrial. Now with Twitter he controls how people communicate. One step more and he will have a laser on the moon Ala doctor evil.

[@papaduck103]

The flaw in that plan is that Trump probably isnt getting any now anyway

[@donnasonnier3303]

His little dick is smaller and limper than his little hands. Melania has to blow him just for him to leak a few drops of "glad juice."

[@goodgollymisspolly5163]

I've never seen that clip of MT slapping Trump's hand away. That was Great!

[@headlyl]

"OK, they're EXACTLY like brain-dead zombies."

[@reginadianemonroe6186]

Bill, You are insane!!! I can't stop laughing at this episode👍😅 Because, I got a highlighted comment, I watch it again!!! It gets better and better!😂

[@B38132]

He is great

[@Viking_Luchador]

Jerry Hall played the Joker's arm-candy in Tim Burton's Batman -- talk about life imitating art

[@GregFaceDrummer]

Bill, I actually stood up and clapped, at several of your jokes this weekend. All by myself, Sunday night, I stood up and clapped, especially at the Rolling Stones jokes! Is Keith really still alive?

[@lovely-mk4rt]

Whoa! Whoa! Truer words have never been spoken. Absolutely correct and I must say I love you Bill Maher 🕊. Aloha from Hawai’i.

[@gz9975]

Melania cut off bedroom time? You mean Ivanka.

[@lindaleelaw5277]

aka Iwankamydaddy....

[@dem0ninthemist]

you mean trump wishes Ivanka

[@koolkitties8552]

ouch

[@StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj]

😬 Ooph. 😏 You too close maan'.

[@worldshaper1723]

uuuuuh

[@peacenow4913]

It's a big assumption that they do anything together. He has to pay to get pleasure

[@D10RC]

Gerry like melania married for love yeah the love of money 🤣

[@CJusticeHappen21]

People get into bed with Trump for one reason: money.

[@oscarm.1417]

Most women would die to be able to make that choice; instead they have to settle for good looking nice guys that can't give them what they truly covet.

[@mercedesgomez8258]

Trump couldn't pay me enough for that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@genghiskhan9269]

AND LEAVE WITH SEVERAL STDS

[@genghiskhan9269]

@@philphillips1810 You just described every Trumpturd worshipping asshole in Murica

[@carlosescudero9845]

Stormy did it for free!

[@jacobblack6707]

I love your comedy Bill this vedio is comedy gold.

[@jamesanderson6373]

*video

[@steveconn]

I remember pictures of Jerry's wedding to Murdoch in Hello Magazine. Her daughter looked like she was going to the electric chair...

[@ereini0n]

It always amuses me to see panelists cracking up!

[@chillytoes337]

This segment should be called "We Don't Have To Wonder, Yes They Married For The Money"!! Wish they'd use their power over this jerks!! Love ya Bill!

[@paulmoulton7248]

Golly, I hope you spouse fixes you! Pretty absurd statement by me, but it seems you approve of this message.

[@danboyle116]

I have only one criticism of this : "How Melania lost 200 pounds of flab ..." I think you're short by at least 80 to more than 100 pounds - regardless of what Dr. Feelgood said.

[@ronaldreed7698]

I agree, he's def morbidly obese, he eats like a 7 y/o but he has done it for 7 decades, imagine what those arteries look like! He's 280 300 hundred easily. Dr feel good lowered his weight and raised his height in exchange for big promo he couldn't receive because of his own bad habits of offering happy pills and consuming his own product and mass Alcohol, look at the broken blood vessels on & around his nose!Trump is not 6'3" look at him compared to others around him of known heights. Terminal Liar that spreads that gift.

[@kathcasey2090]

@@ronaldreed7698 - LOL Trump looking waaaaay up at Comey was priceless. Probably part of the reason he fired him.

[@mikylasmith1801]

Almost peed my pants...I'm 46 years old...but still 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nddavi58]

u definitely arent 46 years old

[@arnodiedrichs3371]

Answer: But there's still gold in that mine.

[@geoffreywinfield7980]

Love your humour Bill, it's hard to keep smiling when the world is in such a mess, but thanks to you I managed a good belly laugh today. Keep up the great work.

[@timlangdon7143]

Geoffrey Winfield we all have our weakness I wonder what Bill weaknesses.. he’s weak this might be man.. we all have our weaknesses in life. Like I said Bill the good old Tomic but he might like men.. if if so that’s not making fun of him like you said that’s just a good old humor.. but Bill is right the power of woman is a very powerful thing.. but maybe someone should go on a talk show and I have a little humor about Mr. Bill see how well he will react to it and all is fine..???? If he does like man that’s all well with him because hey everybody have their personal tastes👍😤👍😎😎😡👋❤️🙏🇺🇸💩👏🧐. But I guess that’s how he makes all his money by having a little fun and making fun of people on TV on the Internet.. I just wondered how he would react if someone would make fun of him is very easy to do.???? And you could make fun of me because I’m not perfect but One day I will be.. because one day I won’t have this old body all the pains all the aches all the trouble that goes with life because one day we will all be dead... then a new generation will come on the stage... sometimes I wondered what does world will be like in another maybe 10 years..????? Would you please tell me what do you think this world would be like in another 10 years the way things are going on now in the world... do you think that we will have a better world what do you think you’ll be a lot worse.????? Yes I know that worse is it not a word in the English language but you know what I mean., like I said earlier I am far from being perfect but if you would like to you could pray for me because I need all the prayer I can get..

[@nacarreira777]

and now Jerri Hall is divorcing Rupert. Prescient

[@tubularap]

Wel done, Bill, well done. Both hilarious and sooo true. Great segment !!!

[@willtrent3077]

The Slovenian former 'model' (yeah right) doesn't give a damn.

[@gondwanaland3238]

Jerry Hall....from Brian Ferry and Mick Jagger to Rupert M, I have trouble getting my head around that

[@ltdowney]

Rupert Murdoch looks like Emperor Palpatine.

[@rajyavardhansingh4491]

Just 1000x more cruel

[@JustMe-cl4qc]

Thank you for bringing humor to this disgraceful president

[@globalwarmhugs7741]

What on earth keeps those women tethered to such monsters? Surely their own fame would keep them living in the lap of luxury.

[@hoffer54]

$

[@biff5856]

She's a trollop that has had a lot of plastic intervention. He probably paid for it. Check the front page of N.Y. POST. Totally nude and as flat as a friend egg. Any kid has it on their phone. That's what these idiots that voted for him want for their children.

[@globalwarmhugs7741]

@@biff5856 lol

[@rhoselawes007]

You’re amazing Bill....Bless you🙏

[@DiarmuidOhibicin]

Excellent 'New Rule' Bill. However, hearing you affirm what I've always believed to be true about Murdoch, has left me feeling depressed. We need a hero, or heroine, and I don't mean the stuff that goes into your veins, but...

[@andrewhall7457]

Not unless you have a Super Soldier formula tucked away back there. Maybe then we can bust out the needles

[@peacedove9513]

PLEASE!! VOLUNTEER &SUPPORT BERNIE SANDERS for PRESIDENT 2🔥2🔥 he's the one their ALL scared of!!!

[@michaelladarkangelsparkle9908]

I'm starting to think it's impossible to get impeached Like it can literally never happen to any president no matter what ...hmm

[@Lord_Bibulous]

Two past Presidents have been impeached, Bill Clinton and Andrew Johnson. Impeachment is simply the beginning of the process for Congress to remove a sitting President. Impeachment is like an indictment. Charges are formally filed by the House. It's the Senate that would then decide if he needs to be removed. And we know the GOP controlled Senate won't remove him pretty much no matter what.

[@michaelladarkangelsparkle9908]

@@Lord_Bibulous well said! I couldn't put it as eloquently! Lol :) Thank you friend!

[@ronaldreed7698]

Don't agree, the constant attacks on Hillary both legislatively and through state propaganda conspiracy that continues on fox even though Shep Smith went through the entire mess point by point with fact and showed its all a farce, ON FOX. Fox heads didn't want the truth, they couldn't handle the truth.

[@deme30883]

Never in my wildest dreams I will it believe I will listen and admire BILL MAHER

[@artlover4668]

The original "Bush Doctrine"......pretty good one Bill!!!

[@warlockofwordsreturnsrb4358]

Gold star for the Beardsley drawing for Lysistrata, Bill's team!

[@GreenEyes-gv6zj]

200 pounds ??? Hmmm I Think Not. More.like 300 lbs. 😂😂😂😂

[@rockykoast7065]

I have a chronic polyneurpathy, probably a developing incurable blood cancer and today I have a vertigo attack and a bad case of the runs from eating bad hummous.. YOU MAD ME LAUGH OUT LOUD! tHANK YOU!

[@twstf8905]

Jerry Hall is finally divorcing Rupert Murdoch it's october 2022 and he's 91 now 🤣

[@kendrapatterson8941]

She probably cut him off years ago. She won't leave his money.

[@nietzschesmuse]

Bill you are insanely funny, I love you forever.

[@carlosescudero9845]

You are dellusional.

[@misabbydu]

I love you. You are so brutally truthful.

[@secretsquirrel4642]

completely entertaining as always !!!! Thank you Bill !!!!

[@sluttymctits4496]

Trump has long desired an open relationship. He found that in Melania. I can all but guarantee that both of them are getting some on the side. I'm sick of people thinking that Melania, like Ivanka in the past, has morals or possesses a basic sense of decency. She is, and always has been, completely complicit in Trump's harebrained bullshit, and even happily peddled some of his most memorable conspiracy theories.

[@johncordova8304]

Yep I agree she is a whore!

[@deniseandrews113]

Yep! She supported his birther bulls***

[@2126Eliza]

Those were for his ego, not to take down western civilization. That part she probably never agreed to. If she were Russian maybe, but most of Eastern Europe hates Russia

[@Kaboomboo]

It's IVANA that was his first wife, not IVANKA who is his daughter, get it fucking right!

[@rosaliamartinez8956]

Remumber she got two American women fired from thire white house position just becuse they dared to tell her that she was blowing the budget by staying at $85.000 a night hotels. I didn't here anyone stand up for these woman who probably went and got an education to further themselfs . Malayna bragged that all she had to do was tell Donald to fire someone and he would ,and he did.

[@MarelisaFabrega]

That building where they're taking the Trump name off with a crowbar is in Panama. It was a little over a year ago.

[@dianeismyname250]

She won't leave. She probably has a financial arrangement to stay, at least until he is impeached.

[@loisking5116]

Diane IsMyName this is america this is not the first time there's been a deploable person in the white house, he's just more vocal with what he does. most us are deaf if you don't say it we don't get it.

[@robm3569]

"Only instead of commanding an army of brain dead zombies...okay, they're exactly like the Night King". Brilliant.

[@NWS189]

"But is it worth Western Civilization?"

[@danielsteel5251]

Yes. When rhetorically expedient, Maher is concerned with preserving [3:25 "... Western Civilization ..."].

[@toecutter4335]

They know what's going on. They don't care. This plea to their wives is not going to work.

[@philphillips1810]

Toe Cutter...I gotta agree with you. Golddigging women lose their souls bit by bit til it no longer has a pulse, much less a conscience.

[@drcb8]

The I don't care jacked proved it long ago.

[@williamtomkiel8215]

There's nothing keeping me here except the pre-nup

[@bartskid9235]

LOVE LOVE this show and how Bill Maher "thinks"...because he does THINK!! He's also honest, and people need more honesty in this willfully ignorant world.

[@CthulhuInc]

she won't leave - she's his eva braun

[@daxmiller35]

CthulhuInc yes, hopefully they end up the same way

[@davidflory3597]

BRILLIANT!...

[@feralbluee]

really good one, Bill LOL Thanks a bunch. :)🌷

[@oldenmcgroen]

Wife: I’m cutting you off! Husband: You can’t! You don’t know where I’m getting it!

[@ginasy6764]

Bill: Trump and Rupert are like the Knight King... Me: We need Arya Stark! 😂😂

[@johnobrien1528]

You know what we didn't need? Your shitty snowflake emojis. Fuck off, grow up, whatever...

[@akusantafe]

Thank you every day, Bill, for maintaining clear view of what's happening and treating it with a sense of humor! This commentary: MUCH better than GREAT!

[@realnoahsimpson]

‘the original Bush doctrine’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pamm5287]

This Was An Epic Read. 😁🤣

[@timdehoog5584]

Seriously.... Asking Melania for help with Trump. Looks not desperate at all.

[@maliputate]

Correction: 239 lbs of flab!

[@rdecredico]

Why would she want to stop him? She is complicit and is taking advantage of her position with him. She knows exactly what she is doing.

[@rebeccadent464]

Some guys can't be alone...Maher can't be anything else.

[@elloco1996]

All this could work ... if either Melania or Jerry Hall were in possession of anything resembling a brain.

[@Bynggo]

El Loco fear not, they are very smart women. It will work for them. When did your last coat cost $53,000? Jerry is keeping it low key but she will be fine. Rupert just did another deal for an additional 93billion to go into the coffers. Nice work if you can get it. 💕

[@fquitmyat1534]

De la hoya segment had me rolling !!!!😂😄😄😄

[@oakleavez1901]

Imagine if Melania was watching this while sitting on the couch with Trump.

[@konroteisimeli2858]

Thanks Maher for your literary art and great wisdom. God bless you always. Love your work.

[@cheriepeden7745]

If Jerry Hall married Keith Richard out of revenge, I could understand, but that wrinkled dried up old union basher

[@TitususedHydroCannon]

Oscar de la Hoya 🤣🤣, great one. Ego shattered.

[@TipOfAfrica0010]

I don't get the de la Hoya/Melania bit. Were they screwing each other?

[@danielsteel5251]

@@TipOfAfrica0010 I think it's suggesting that de la Hoya's Latino heritage would add insult to injury, for Trump.

[@michaelaamesquita2804]

She would sleep with The golden boy for sure 😂🤣

[@evansflammond6594]

You rock bill .keep telling it like it is..truth is out there .keep putting it in the spot light..rock on .

[@TheLady4justice]

Right on, Bill Maher. You have summed it up.