New Rule: Checking In On Jared | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

[@energeez]

That peace in the Middle East joke was on point

[@charleshernandez665]

Lĺplĺppppllplĺĺ

[@Howard3S]

Historic middle east agreements signed, but took more than a year.

[@markhanna1372]

I agree it was a funny joke, but Kushner ended up making more progress in the middle east than any politician has in well over 20 years

[@theangryholmesian4556]

@@Howard3S Which caused violence and disproportionately hurt the indigenous Palestinian population in their own homeland. But sure dude. Sure.

[@daryoushnosraty]

Bill Maher.....you are one of the most respectable and truthful people I have ever heard of in today's world.....God bless you

[@inheresomewhere9569]

Holy shit aggressively acquiring real estate joke lmao

[@tjwilson1591]

I love you, Bill Maher!

[@EschMan1234]

Sam Clovis is going to be the villain in the next star wars film. Darth Mushroom. lol

[@BlackEpyon]

Na. I liked Darth Syphilis better.

[@Aebischer1984]

Steve Bannon would make a better Darth Syphilis me thinks.

[@BlackEpyon]

But is his face on fire?

[@sparkythekid9750]

Pizza the hut, mushrooms only edition

[@tracer740]

Sol- Without a doubt!

[@ThePhilhw]

Devastingly accurate. I cry for America and I'm a Brit. BH is very funny but he is highlighting some very dark possibilities.

[@MissRedHeadedGeek]

I lived in Tulsa for 8 years...didn't know there was an air and space museum in Tulsa...

[@jeffg1524]

Bill nails it yet again, with more wit and humor than all the clowns at Fox combined.

[@rexneihoff805]

Amen

[@Viking_Luchador]

you mean Jesse Waters in Chinatown wasn't the second coming of Richard Pryor?

[@josettedaejung6309]

They're not even legally allowed to refer to themselves as "reporters". 😃 😑

[@carolgancos2314]

Oh Bill! You are the best.

[@ramflorida]

Love this. Thank you, Bill Maher.

[@kuwait85]

This was an amazing episode

[@5pctLowBattery]

Profiles in tremendousness. Guess all the qualified people don’t want anything to do with this administration.

[@ixlnxs]

Many a true word has been said in jest... I reckon all the talented folks are sitting this one out.

[@ricardolozano6265]

5%LowBattery huh a bartender

[@elvampiro89]

Jared looks like a girl.

[@tracer740]

But Eric, that's really not an attribute to the vetting process ... or maybe?

[@rosemaryoneill7244]

Ricardo Lozano thank God

[@KingLarbear]

I thought you were checking in on subway's Jared lol

[@konnichiwa7925]

Simply perfect!

[@alsall2302]

Thank you Bill...u make us laugh 4real

[@keitsi87]

This was SAVAGE.

[@tracer740]

... but unfortunately true.

[@scortchcake1]

forgot Betsy Devos

[@tracer740]

scortchcake1- That one and her infamous, war-mongering brother are too much for even the most bizarre made-for-TV movie!

[@paitoonkhemapanon9692]

Bill thanks brilliant You are awesome Love your jokes

[@stephanielewis6036]

Clovis and Kislyak might be the same guy... you’ve seen them. They’re each other’s doppelgängers 🤣

[@anitasmith4559]

I'm laughing through the tears.

[@dimariobell8499]

That mushroom joke was effin GOLD

[@biscuitninja]

If you made Sarah Silverman flinch.... LOL!

[@bryantminnis7572]

Bill Maher. High quality comedic performance gained from many years of stand up and television.

[@d.dedrick7991]

Thanks a LOT, Bill Maher, for making me cry; with tears from laughter, that is, every time, that‼️🤣💦

[@michaelbratton472]

Bill is the best !!!

[@anthonymullings8666]

,boy bill Maher your good you should run for president you make so much sence a breath of fresh air

[@razor8191]

Stephen Miller is like a token character from a young adult novel, which in his case would be being the least popular kid at vampire school.

[@jasonspencer4725]

razor 8191 Miller reminds me a lot of Roy Cohn.

[@spirit5228]

I wonder which of his parents Stephen miller looks lik?

[@earthmotherr5230]

@@spirit5228 He does bare a striking resemblance to his father, Mr. Burns.

[@gaetanlegrand9920]

SOOOOOO.....true

[@tootoosaphilom22]

Brilliant Bill et al..

[@AmyGodwin89]

I want a tiny bill maher to take to all of my family holiday gatherings so he can just shut them all down. Yas.

[@bradpolmateer4801]

Amy Godwin I want a tiny Maher doll to throw darts at every time he says something smug

[@laurad4822]

Brad Polmateer - Triggered?

[@DdDd-gd1rr]

Amy Godwin Your family is racist, but you can make up for it by loving a black man.

[@geewiz8253]

Amy Godwin Haha. Now I have the image in my head. And him talking with a squeaky voice 😂

[@troubleondemand7703]

Well, that's a pretty smug comment...

[@alexanderhorspool1906]

The first joke really made me explode with laughter. As someone who is begrudgingly pro Israel, lol, Kushner was definitely not the right choice.

[@theangryholmesian4556]

"Begrudgingly pro-Israel" why do you support apartheid, land theft, ethnic cleansing, military occupation, and ethnoreligious supremacy for one group while treating the indigenous population as 2nd and 3rd class citizens in their own homeland?

[@geewiz8253]

Wow. Well said.

[@loca2733mc]

Came back for comedy relief ..... Spot on and it’s funnier even now.

[@carter1940]

Excellent finish!

[@TheDawnling]

Ms. Silverman is adorable and CORRECT!

[@piarossi4555]

"The Lethal Weapon of bovine brain-eating disease". SO savage😈

[@jesuscastanares4968]

MAHER IS OKAY . HE MAKES YOU LAUGH .

[@Pattys1967]

Love your show bill you crack me up

[@Phulosophy369]

Agreed 100%.

[@sparkielyle3679]

Spot On BM, As Always . . .

[@jennwilliams1885]

Lmbo gotta love Bill for telling the truth

[@Dorian_sapiens]

We've been hearing lots of Sam Clovis agriculture jokes in the last week or so, but the one in this segment takes the trophy.

[@sourabhtiwri]

Valid points

[@gorillaguerillaDK]

Sam Clovis has eaten several farms, that's worth of agricultural experience.....

[@gdionwood]

You got that right, lol!!

[@SGGCREATIVES]

You're not wrong

[@guthax30]

GorillaGuerilla I honestly think he only got the job cause his last name is Clovis. “Clovis? That’s obviously a country-hick name so I’m gonna make him the bigliest most tremendous farm-guy in my cabinet!”-Prez. Dump

[@wohdinhel]

GorillaGuerilla implying he has ever consumed a vegetable

[@TooBadThatDidntKillMe]

wohdin It's not UFOs that are making the cows disappear.

[@komalthecoolk]

I'm not even American but this is scary!

[@MrWarlock124]

komalthecoolk and funny

[@Gabryal77]

This might actually be the most racist thing I've ever seen on the internet, and I'm not new to the internet, but this is some Storm Front level shit right here

[@Jeroen1983]

Just ignore him. I've seen him comment on a bunch of videos and, armed with my made-up degree in amateur psychology, I'd say he's a nobody in real life who vents his frustration on random people on the internet to feel better about how life didn't pan out the way he thought it would. Most he can aspire to is becoming a footnote in the pages of history. Something like: one of an assortment of assholes who did something stupid and are now laughed at for as long as the written word exists.

[@Gabryal77]

My guess is he voted for Trump which means he's fine with rapists so long as they're white... which is a whole different level of fucked in the head

[@Jeroen1983]

Why don't you compile your own catalog of teenage "edginess"?

[@peterharley8408]

The line about Jared's being most of the way through reading NAFTA's Wikipedia page. is priceless.

[@dalicloud9]

when things are slow she cuts up limes........niceeeee.

[@michelez715]

Yeah, but now we have AOC, Trump's scourge, and HE is always going on abt her having once been a bartender!

[@Godzilla52]

lol I lost it when Maher called Trump Bad Ape.

[@Will-hj3wt]

I got a peek at Uranus lmao.

[@TheLady4justice]

So true, so true

[@gonzalocastaneda52]

This one is Good.

[@OakhillSailor]

Classic !

[@roberttrifiletti3234]

Thanks Bill sad, true, but great humor

[@alsall2302]

Oh man that fool Ben Carson😂😂😂

[@liberalinoklahoma1888]

Ah, Trump went to Jared!!!!

[@Sueloveschoc]

Stephen miller would make a great IT clown!

[@hamzamahmood9565]

Sueloveschoc He'll float too

[@ArtGirl82]

He also would've made a great assistant manager at Kinko's, but at this point I think his media record disqualifies him

[@randyjax09]

Now that’s a guy I would never leave my kids alone with.

[@CommonCent]

Randy H kids? I wouldn't be caught within a 50 mile radius of that thing!

[@randyjax09]

Trollface Killa haha touché, that’s fair

[@robertdupont1027]

Dear Bill Maher show, can we have the complete New Rules segment going forward? The quick gags are sometimes better than the monologue at the end !

[@NewMessage]

Jared has 'Fall Guy' written all over him. Ain't nobody bangs Ivanka but Daddy, and gets away with it!

[@Gabryal77]

Actually by all accounts Jared is the one person that comes before Donnie in Ivanka's world, I mean she converted to Orthodox Judaism to be with him ( look up at what you have to do to convert ), which is why I think that Jared is the one who will bring Trump down eventually. If he gets arrested for a crime ( say conspiracy to defraud the US Government because of his meeting on behalf of the Trump people with a Russian Agent ) with some serious time attached to it then Ivanka might plead out to the FBI in order to get Jared a lighter sentence, and Ivanka is probably the one Trump kid who really knows where the bodies are buried.

[@constancepavlides955]

Gabryal Sansclair u

[@Carlospjr]

Sam Clovis and Mushrooms growing in his Neck😂😂

[@stormwatcher59]

Massaging 45's ego is not something I'm willing to do.......much less any other parts of him!

[@inquisitivecanadian6994]

Bill Maher, as far as I can tell, the only man who can still make trump jokes and have them still be funny. I can’t even watch Colbert anymore, but somehow Maher pulls it off.

[@michaelriteteritete3089]

Your a bloody checky fella billy, funny ass brother

[@Tallgeese03]

Even if you're a Trump supporter this has to be disturbing. Gotta admit it

[@johnjeffries2094]

Tallgeese3 Not even a little bit

[@Tallgeese03]

john jeffries That's horrifying

[@stormwatcher59]

You'd think, but I doubt it!

[@gordon4385]

Nope, they're in massive denial. No matter how bad things get, they're response is:"...but, but but Hillary!"

[@midorimashintaro2092]

Not after 1/6. Nothing should surprise anyone

[@aprilgoffinet3159]

I love Bill. Hate to miss his show

[@cxtian7129]

Too True too laugh

[@meytovchhan1107]

Thanks again for this..make me no more tired after works ...from mey tov chhan

[@Phatkillz]

I think the real problem with the current administration is that Trump doesn't want to appoint anyone smarter than himself. Disclaimer: This post has been edited to appease the grammar police.

[@MadFrenzy582]

Phatkillz you win

[@patthenescuck6799]

Hi, I'm George Takei. I was highly critical of Trump's "grab em by the pussy" comment. I drug em then grab em by the dick.

[@cocobenji6123]

Phatkillz and that would be everyone in America.

[@Wolfboss7]

Phatkillz Given Trump's ego that's actually entirely possible.

[@bradpolmateer4801]

Phatkillz lol

[@salvadorvidrio6031]

Good stuff!

[@irenamangone]

Good show.

[@jacobzaranyika9334]

Love love love 💕

[@SonOfAWookiee]

You forgot DeVos and Pruitt, two more who are completely unqualified for what they do.

[@juiceski30]

"Carson and Perry are the 'Lethal Weapon' of bovine brain disease." SAVAGE!

[@Hailstormful]

Well... last few years I've built a house garden, and launched a water-pump rocket over my school building... I believe I'm more qualified for office than those 2 guys on NASA and Agriculture...

[@honoralovall5983]

Treason doth never prosper. What's the reason? Why when it prospers non dare call it treason.

[@jetsamperes5762]

You know the cupboard is full of stupid people when he didn't even mention Betsy DeVos.

[@sandisteinberg1579]

That woman is a horror!

[@lenkacfk7155]

I was also waiting for the guy they found on Amazon, because he wrote a book about international trade that got dissed by all his peers - you remember, the one who advised to start the trade wars?

[@sandisteinberg1579]

Yes. Let's start a trade war with our most reliable long-term business/trade partners (like Canada) for no discernable reason whatsoever!

[@Faridfootball1]

Love your show Bill; kick that fast lardy ass of that criminal 💪🏻

[@JLSteelCrafts]

Soo much fun !

[@saxyrep1]

Bill really annihilated them on this one. I mean damn !

[@Novaheart1998]

Lmfao! Bill rocks.

[@freetruths8810]

CHEERS BILL, KEEP UP THE FIGHT 😂😊😇😈

[@paulturner4474]

Your an awesome humanitarian and funny to!

[@sharonkaley1331]

Not to mention who he is putting into judge-ships!!

[@jenniferwells9032]

He’s right again, Bill that’s is 👍😂😂

[@dangerouslysane]

About that vetting process...

[@alainpoteaujr7805]

2:35 find a girl looking at you the same way Ivanka look at the Canada pm

[@msmithrandir561]

Always Hilarious !

[@ittakesallkinds809]

It's 2020 & some of the faces have changed, but the analysis is still right on.

[@mikefromwa]

I cringe every time I think of these ninnies stumbling into each other in the halls of power.

[@joycetoop2243]

Poor Bill Mayer, hes so jealous of President Trump! Take it easy Bill, you could never be president

[@joycetoop2243]

Cancel

[@kn9ioutom]

ELECT A CLOWN ! GET A CIRCUS !!!

[@meganjo5774]

I'm really concerned about Jared. Lol! We may need to check on him soon.😉

[@ANTAGONISTKING]

Hahaha...you gotta walk the bartender joke back now.

[@thevillageidiot1655]

America is earths comedy network 🤣🤣👍

[@dabblerdeluxe775]

"I'll Drain the Swamp!" -Trump "This is MY SWAMP!!!" - Sarah 'huckabee' sanders

[@rogerdorsey7823]

IT IS BETTER TO BE IN TRUMPS SWAMP THAN IN JAIL WAITING FOR A PARDON AFTER TRUMP VACATES THE WH.

[@benitotommassi5820]

It still amazes me that, looking back at these shows, team Trump still refuse to see anything bad about him.

[@reneedavis870]

Hysterical

[@cvader7]

who edited this video? that individual Must have been real cracking up during the process

[@oopopp]

I use to be a bartender that the lime joke KILLED me... lol....

[@augustolopez2346]

the best show

[@jeremyfincham1422]

“ I want the best people!" for me

[@bobjones7283]

The best part was when Sarah laughed.