New Rule: Checking In On Jared | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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Bill takes a hard look at the accomplishments of Jared Kushner and the rest of President Trump's team.
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[@inheresomewhere9569]

Holy shit aggressively acquiring real estate joke lmao

[@daryoushnosraty]

Bill Maher.....you are one of the most respectable and truthful people I have ever heard of in today's world.....God bless you

[@biscuitninja]

If you made Sarah Silverman flinch.... LOL!

[@scortchcake1]

forgot Betsy Devos

[@tracer740]

scortchcake1- That one and her infamous, war-mongering brother are too much for even the most bizarre made-for-TV movie!

[@energeez]

That peace in the Middle East joke was on point

[@charleshernandez665]

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[@Howard3S]

Historic middle east agreements signed, but took more than a year.

[@markhanna1372]

I agree it was a funny joke, but Kushner ended up making more progress in the middle east than any politician has in well over 20 years

[@theangryholmesian4556]

@@Howard3S Which caused violence and disproportionately hurt the indigenous Palestinian population in their own homeland. But sure dude. Sure.

[@Godzilla52]

lol I lost it when Maher called Trump Bad Ape.

[@EschMan1234]

Sam Clovis is going to be the villain in the next star wars film. Darth Mushroom. lol

[@BlackEpyon]

Na. I liked Darth Syphilis better.

[@Aebischer1984]

Steve Bannon would make a better Darth Syphilis me thinks.

[@BlackEpyon]

But is his face on fire?

[@sparkythekid9750]

Pizza the hut, mushrooms only edition

[@tracer740]

Sol- Without a doubt!

[@anitasmith4559]

I'm laughing through the tears.

[@MissRedHeadedGeek]

I lived in Tulsa for 8 years...didn't know there was an air and space museum in Tulsa...

[@jeffg1524]

Bill nails it yet again, with more wit and humor than all the clowns at Fox combined.

[@rexneihoff805]

Amen

[@Viking_Luchador]

you mean Jesse Waters in Chinatown wasn't the second coming of Richard Pryor?

[@josettedaejung6309]

They're not even legally allowed to refer to themselves as "reporters". 😃 😑

[@piarossi4555]

"The Lethal Weapon of bovine brain-eating disease". SO savage😈

[@jesuscastanares4968]

MAHER IS OKAY . HE MAKES YOU LAUGH .

[@carolgancos2314]

Oh Bill! You are the best.

[@ThePhilhw]

Devastingly accurate. I cry for America and I'm a Brit. BH is very funny but he is highlighting some very dark possibilities.

[@keitsi87]

This was SAVAGE.

[@tracer740]

... but unfortunately true.

[@paitoonkhemapanon9692]

Bill thanks brilliant You are awesome Love your jokes

[@stephanielewis6036]

Clovis and Kislyak might be the same guy... you’ve seen them. They’re each other’s doppelgängers 🤣

[@freetruths8810]

CHEERS BILL, KEEP UP THE FIGHT 😂😊😇😈

[@alsall2302]

Thank you Bill...u make us laugh 4real

[@dalicloud9]

when things are slow she cuts up limes........niceeeee.

[@michelez715]

Yeah, but now we have AOC, Trump's scourge, and HE is always going on abt her having once been a bartender!

[@razor8191]

Stephen Miller is like a token character from a young adult novel, which in his case would be being the least popular kid at vampire school.

[@jasonspencer4725]

razor 8191 Miller reminds me a lot of Roy Cohn.

[@spirit5228]

I wonder which of his parents Stephen miller looks lik?

[@earthmotherr5230]

@@spirit5228 He does bare a striking resemblance to his father, Mr. Burns.

[@Sueloveschoc]

Stephen miller would make a great IT clown!

[@hamzamahmood9565]

Sueloveschoc He'll float too

[@ArtGirl82]

He also would've made a great assistant manager at Kinko's, but at this point I think his media record disqualifies him

[@randyjax09]

Now that’s a guy I would never leave my kids alone with.

[@yattaguru]

Randy H kids? I wouldn't be caught within a 50 mile radius of that thing!

[@randyjax09]

Trollface Killa haha touché, that’s fair

[@kuwait85]

This was an amazing episode

[@TheDawnling]

Ms. Silverman is adorable and CORRECT!

[@AmyGodwin89]

I want a tiny bill maher to take to all of my family holiday gatherings so he can just shut them all down. Yas.

[@bradpolmateer4801]

Amy Godwin I want a tiny Maher doll to throw darts at every time he says something smug

[@laurad4822]

Brad Polmateer - Triggered?

[@DdDd-gd1rr]

Amy Godwin Your family is racist, but you can make up for it by loving a black man.

[@geewiz8253]

Amy Godwin Haha. Now I have the image in my head. And him talking with a squeaky voice 😂

[@troubleondemand7703]

Well, that's a pretty smug comment...

[@gorillaguerillaDK]

Sam Clovis has eaten several farms, that's worth of agricultural experience.....

[@gdionwood]

You got that right, lol!!

[@SGGCREATIVES]

You're not wrong

[@guthax30]

GorillaGuerilla I honestly think he only got the job cause his last name is Clovis. “Clovis? That’s obviously a country-hick name so I’m gonna make him the bigliest most tremendous farm-guy in my cabinet!”-Prez. Dump

[@wohdinhel]

GorillaGuerilla implying he has ever consumed a vegetable

[@TooBadThatDidntKillMe]

wohdin It's not UFOs that are making the cows disappear.

[@konnichiwa7925]

Simply perfect!

[@Carlospjr]

Sam Clovis and Mushrooms growing in his Neck😂😂

[@roberttrifiletti3234]

Thanks Bill sad, true, but great humor

[@tjwilson1591]

I love you, Bill Maher!

[@d.dedrick7991]

Thanks a LOT, Bill Maher, for making me cry; with tears from laughter, that is, every time, that‼️🤣💦

[@liberalinoklahoma1888]

Ah, Trump went to Jared!!!!

[@SonOfAWookiee]

You forgot DeVos and Pruitt, two more who are completely unqualified for what they do.

[@bryantminnis7572]

Bill Maher. High quality comedic performance gained from many years of stand up and television.

[@dimariobell8499]

That mushroom joke was effin GOLD

[@dangerouslysane]

About that vetting process...

[@komalthecoolk]

I'm not even American but this is scary!

[@MrWarlock124]

komalthecoolk and funny

[@Gabryal77]

This might actually be the most racist thing I've ever seen on the internet, and I'm not new to the internet, but this is some Storm Front level shit right here

[@Jeroen1983]

Just ignore him. I've seen him comment on a bunch of videos and, armed with my made-up degree in amateur psychology, I'd say he's a nobody in real life who vents his frustration on random people on the internet to feel better about how life didn't pan out the way he thought it would. Most he can aspire to is becoming a footnote in the pages of history. Something like: one of an assortment of assholes who did something stupid and are now laughed at for as long as the written word exists.

[@Gabryal77]

My guess is he voted for Trump which means he's fine with rapists so long as they're white... which is a whole different level of fucked in the head

[@Jeroen1983]

Why don't you compile your own catalog of teenage "edginess"?

[@alexanderhorspool1906]

The first joke really made me explode with laughter. As someone who is begrudgingly pro Israel, lol, Kushner was definitely not the right choice.

[@theangryholmesian4556]

"Begrudgingly pro-Israel" why do you support apartheid, land theft, ethnic cleansing, military occupation, and ethnoreligious supremacy for one group while treating the indigenous population as 2nd and 3rd class citizens in their own homeland?

[@ramflorida]

Love this. Thank you, Bill Maher.

[@stormwatcher59]

Massaging 45's ego is not something I'm willing to do.......much less any other parts of him!

[@sharonkaley1331]

Not to mention who he is putting into judge-ships!!

[@NewMessage]

Jared has 'Fall Guy' written all over him. Ain't nobody bangs Ivanka but Daddy, and gets away with it!

[@Gabryal77]

Actually by all accounts Jared is the one person that comes before Donnie in Ivanka's world, I mean she converted to Orthodox Judaism to be with him ( look up at what you have to do to convert ), which is why I think that Jared is the one who will bring Trump down eventually. If he gets arrested for a crime ( say conspiracy to defraud the US Government because of his meeting on behalf of the Trump people with a Russian Agent ) with some serious time attached to it then Ivanka might plead out to the FBI in order to get Jared a lighter sentence, and Ivanka is probably the one Trump kid who really knows where the bodies are buried.

[@constancepavlides955]

Gabryal Sansclair u

[@thevillageidiot1655]

America is earths comedy network 🤣🤣👍

[@Tallgeese03]

Even if you're a Trump supporter this has to be disturbing. Gotta admit it

[@johnjeffries2094]

Tallgeese3 Not even a little bit

[@Tallgeese03]

john jeffries That's horrifying

[@stormwatcher59]

You'd think, but I doubt it!

[@gordon4385]

Nope, they're in massive denial. No matter how bad things get, they're response is:"...but, but but Hillary!"

[@midorimashintaro2092]

Not after 1/6. Nothing should surprise anyone

[@loca2733mc]

Came back for comedy relief ..... Spot on and it’s funnier even now.

[@jennwilliams1885]

Lmbo gotta love Bill for telling the truth

[@alainpoteaujr7805]

2:35 find a girl looking at you the same way Ivanka look at the Canada pm

[@Phatkillz]

I think the real problem with the current administration is that Trump doesn't want to appoint anyone smarter than himself. Disclaimer: This post has been edited to appease the grammar police.

[@MadFrenzy582]

Phatkillz you win

[@patthenescuck6799]

Hi, I'm George Takei. I was highly critical of Trump's "grab em by the pussy" comment. I drug em then grab em by the dick.

[@cocobenji6123]

Phatkillz and that would be everyone in America.

[@Wolfboss7]

Phatkillz Given Trump's ego that's actually entirely possible.

[@bradpolmateer4801]

Phatkillz lol

[@vicovendale6955]

I can't but help think that if Jabba the Hutt and a dairy cow reproduced, Sam Clovis would be the result.

[@catherineleary9831]

That is very disrespectful to both the bovine community and the Hutt community. They did nothing to deserve a comparison to that lowlife.

[@vicovendale6955]

@@catherineleary9831 I know. I'm not sure what I was thinking when I posted that. Since that day I've had a variety of cattle beating a path to my door demanding an apology and Star Wars fans sending me threatening messages. I would like to take this opportunity to unreservedly apologise to all members of the species Bos taurus and to the friends and family of Mr Hutt for my thoughtless actions, but would, in my defence, like to point out that my brief moment of insanity is an unfortunate side effect of sharing the same planet with Republicans.

[@catherineleary9831]

@@vicovendale6955 Hahaha 😁 I understand!

[@Dorian_sapiens]

We've been hearing lots of Sam Clovis agriculture jokes in the last week or so, but the one in this segment takes the trophy.

[@saxyrep1]

Bill really annihilated them on this one. I mean damn !

[@juiceski30]

"Carson and Perry are the 'Lethal Weapon' of bovine brain disease." SAVAGE!

[@Will-hj3wt]

I got a peek at Uranus lmao.

[@jetsamperes5762]

You know the cupboard is full of stupid people when he didn't even mention Betsy DeVos.

[@sandisteinberg1579]

That woman is a horror!

[@lenkacfk7155]

I was also waiting for the guy they found on Amazon, because he wrote a book about international trade that got dissed by all his peers - you remember, the one who advised to start the trade wars?

[@sandisteinberg1579]

Yes. Let's start a trade war with our most reliable long-term business/trade partners (like Canada) for no discernable reason whatsoever!

[@5pctLowBattery]

Profiles in tremendousness. Guess all the qualified people don’t want anything to do with this administration.

[@ixlnxs]

Many a true word has been said in jest... I reckon all the talented folks are sitting this one out.

[@ricardolozano6265]

5%LowBattery huh a bartender

[@elvampiro89]

Jared looks like a girl.

[@tracer740]

But Eric, that's really not an attribute to the vetting process ... or maybe?

[@rosemaryoneill7244]

Ricardo Lozano thank God

[@Faridfootball1]

Love your show Bill; kick that fast lardy ass of that criminal 💪🏻

[@Hailstormful]

Well... last few years I've built a house garden, and launched a water-pump rocket over my school building... I believe I'm more qualified for office than those 2 guys on NASA and Agriculture...

[@cxtian7129]

Too True too laugh

[@peterharley8408]

The line about Jared's being most of the way through reading NAFTA's Wikipedia page. is priceless.

[@robertdupont1027]

Dear Bill Maher show, can we have the complete New Rules segment going forward? The quick gags are sometimes better than the monologue at the end !

[@gonzalocastaneda52]

This one is Good.

[@michaelriteteritete3089]

Your a bloody checky fella billy, funny ass brother

[@D10RC]

I wouldn't be surprised if his name isn't even D J Trump.

[@mikefromwa]

I cringe every time I think of these ninnies stumbling into each other in the halls of power.

[@joycetoop2243]

Poor Bill Mayer, hes so jealous of President Trump! Take it easy Bill, you could never be president

[@joycetoop2243]

Cancel

[@carter1940]

Excellent finish!

[@kn9ioutom]

ELECT A CLOWN ! GET A CIRCUS !!!

[@Pattys1967]

Love your show bill you crack me up

[@ANTAGONISTKING]

Hahaha...you gotta walk the bartender joke back now.

[@dabblerdeluxe775]

"I'll Drain the Swamp!" -Trump "This is MY SWAMP!!!" - Sarah 'huckabee' sanders

[@rogerdorsey7823]

IT IS BETTER TO BE IN TRUMPS SWAMP THAN IN JAIL WAITING FOR A PARDON AFTER TRUMP VACATES THE WH.

[@michaelbratton472]

Bill is the best !!!

[@sparkielyle3679]

Spot On BM, As Always . . .

[@alsall2302]

Oh man that fool Ben Carson😂😂😂

[@oopopp]

I use to be a bartender that the lime joke KILLED me... lol....

[@anthonymullings8666]

,boy bill Maher your good you should run for president you make so much sence a breath of fresh air

[@kazisaud]

In the last sentence & pictures you forgot to add Saudi Prince

[@KingLarbear]

I thought you were checking in on subway's Jared lol

[@OakhillSailor]

Classic !

[@aprilgoffinet3159]

I love Bill. Hate to miss his show

[@geewiz8253]

Wow. Well said.

[@chestypants78]

The mushrooms line killed.

[@inquisitivecanadian6994]

Bill Maher, as far as I can tell, the only man who can still make trump jokes and have them still be funny. I can’t even watch Colbert anymore, but somehow Maher pulls it off.

[@renatecox1609]

The best people. Get arrested and I never really knew him. That's Trump.

[@Novaheart1998]

Lmfao! Bill rocks.

[@JabberCT]

Tired of all the winning yet? ~roll eyes~

[@looplu]

And kill them ? 😕

[@benitotommassi5820]

It still amazes me that, looking back at these shows, team Trump still refuse to see anything bad about him.

[@ittakesallkinds809]

It's 2020 & some of the faces have changed, but the analysis is still right on.

[@TheReaper569]

Bartender doing congressinal hearinggs. Museum manager leading NASA? Radio host for chief scientist? what the fuck? I would not believe it if i didnt see it.

[@scottpreston5074]

Even four years later, Trump is still the comedic gift that keeps on giving.

[@renatecox1609]

Steven Miller? Scary.

[@bobjones7283]

The best part was when Sarah laughed.

[@cvader7]

who edited this video? that individual Must have been real cracking up during the process

[@msmithrandir561]

Always Hilarious !

[@jamesr.9239]

All his current and former cabinet picks would seem to to be the exception to his claims of "finding the best people", unless he means the best at Not actually running their departments except for into the ground.

[@lauralishes1]

2019. How is that best people thing going?

[@twelge15]

Chief policy advisor, and National Forehead Reserve Stephen Miller.

[@kennedykariuki6352]

twelge15 😂😂😂😂

[@mckenzie.latham91]

Baby Goebbels...

[@bra-balllegend3940]

Colbert, right?

[@meganjo5774]

I'm really concerned about Jared. Lol! We may need to check on him soon.😉

[@thdgcfx]

I cant believe its only been a year...

[@tootoosaphilom971]

Brilliant Bill et al..

[@T-ToneToledo]

He is the funniest truth ever ever.