New Super Mario Bros. Wii but the levels are SHUFFLED (IT BROKE US)

[@Noir-_-Heart]

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[@thedotgiver2820]

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[@SMG13_SMG7]

Next time you do this randomize everything except the credits, title, and peach house

[@alexanderscout]

about world 2 it seems its hard coded to strictly adhere to the castle level and will fail just about everything that is loaded into it the first time it was a toad balloon level with no collision or objects

[@moonlitgamerz_420_goose.tarts.]

FAMOUS KZbinR LUDWIG I HATE FAMOUS KZbinR LUDWIG🤣😂😂😂

[@LightGaming-i2l]

@@alexanderscouti got a bucket of chicken

[@fatricecat]

15:34 and 19:39 "Let's see what the bonus theme is." **Dramatic Fanfare** **Luigi appears and the moment is ruined**

[@KaidentheJeezyfanatic2K24]

Luigi: **accidentally falls into grape Fanta** Also Luigi according to Cyan and Noir: "GYATT!"

[@LuisDGamer]

"Admiren esta maravillosa zona bonu- ay no, ya llegó Luigi"

[@AdriaticTokoru]

28:53 😂

[@vrboi2162]

The game doesn’t like Luigi

[@Milkshake2010]

Every Copy Of New Super Mario Bros Wii Is Personalised

[@mollylarsen9812]

10% actual levels 90% Toad Houses

[@TYoshisaurMunchakoopas]

PTSD Post Toad Stress Disorder

[@arikomart7209]

​​@@TYoshisaurMunchakoopas genius

[@greenandblu562]

9% levels 1% not real levels

[@LikelyHexoadine]

@@TYoshisaurMunchakoopas GENIUSSS

[@Markbros-q3l]

And one credits level

[@AnimeJayce]

5:21 "can we get a real level please" the music: "womp womp"

[@Theonewithaplanz]

The game just said “Sorry bro, maybe next time :(“

[@JohnDoe-kf3rd]

everything about that is peak

[@irenegauquier4094]

more like the game said no fuck you and then proceed to drop you in an enemy level

[@L09689]

27:08 "What's your favorite Mario song? The Kamek gender reveal"😭

[@Wario_loves_Garlic]

PFFFFF

[@ChickenKing_12]

He is a boy

[@jordy_de-zee]

😂😂😂

[@BudHud]

whats funny is i looked at the comments and read this as soon as they said it

[@robiginal]

About Roy's castle - the reason it is broken is because the level is programmed to loop indefinitely until you choose the right path. This behaviour is hardcoded and cannot be overwritten.

[@Ryan-lr1gy]

6-Castle might’ve been 2-Castle then. Cuz if they were gonna give you a level without the code, it would’ve been a shitshow

[@onick8797]

@@Ryan-lr1gy 2-Castle does infact work without its code, doesnt matter the path you take you will always get to the next section

[@SoRePeSi]

I was looking for this explanation, thanks

[@JUMPYCOOL]

5:24 I just love how the music for the enemy ambush is the Game Over music.

[@Noir-_-Heart]

It’s so good 💀

[@MariobBro1]

I died of laughter 🤣🤣🤣😂

[@marvin_production]

"Can we get a real level" The game just said no

[@MariobBro1]

@@marvin_production 💀

[@DebuugEx]

Perfect timing

[@ChromaNyan]

roy's castle is probably hardcoded to always have the path gimmick it has normally. meaning it tries to force that gimmick on to whatever level it shuffles to, causing the level to just break

[@FunAnimator]

That's what I was going to say! It seems as if 2-Castle is always problematic in mods since it is the only level with the path choosing gimmick, meaning it must have some extra restrictions

[@jamingamer2782]

Correct, Mauro mentioned this while making nightmare Mario Wii

[@_lunartemis]

@@FunAnimator Mayro mentioned it in her hack Nightmare Mario Wii. She fixed it by putting a pipe into a seperate sub-area that didn't have the gimmick.

[@BobMcBurger1]

Cute pfp.

[@jamingamer2782]

@@_lunartemis that’s what I said,but it spelled her name as “mauro”

[@LegendOfMario]

5:22 Even the game itself wanted a real level so badly and got disappointed.

[@skeletonking27]

1:52 "Whats inside?" "(1 second of haunted house theme)" "What?" "It's a box of (1 second of haunted house theme)." "A box of (1 second of haunted house theme)? That's ridiculous. You can't put (1 second of haunted house theme) in a box." 1:54

[@bonedude666]

"..." (Checks box) *(1 second of haunted house theme)*

[@gboogie3257]

“Toad is Satan” Who knew this would accidentally predict the levels they would get

[@lenoishitpostshack]

Ren and Cyan were getting a bit too lucky, they needed it for the -adventures- toad houses that await them.

[@superantoniobro2457]

48:13 That reveal had me on the floor crying my eyes out

[@irenegauquier4094]

toad was the final boss all along

[@Goku_Blue09]

2:39 congratulations! You have completed world 1-1. Now you have beat the game! 🎉 *proceeds to roll the credits*

[@Goku_Blue09]

Damn, this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten without begging for likes 👍

[@tatarsauce6314]

Eat your hearts out speedrunners

[@MaxricoQuen]

That time you did your first drawing and your parents hang the drawing in the refrigerator feels like:

[@brothergregory3354]

48:12 *Soldier TF2 laugh*

[@antongoboom]

Schadenfreude ahh laugh

[@LightGaming-i2l]

THIS IS CUPCAKE

[@gboogie3257]

19:40 AND IT’S OUR MAN MAR- …oh it’s Luigi

[@JUMPYCOOL]

They very quickly turned off the fanfare when they saw Luigi

[@ScaredSackless4566]

Starlow was in charge of the fan fair

[@crimcloak]

Canon

[@drewholmes7356]

She consistently DUNKED on Luigi in Bowser’s Inside Story.

[@LuisDGamer]

XD

[@silvermeerkat2731]

1:44 that whole level deserves an Emmy award for the comedy category

[@hirocoldy6023]

7:42 "But it's funny :D" *9-7 jumpscare*

[@ChickenSandwhichcuzyes]

OH NOO NOOOOOOOOO 🗣🗣🗣

[@elangrystars450]

​​@@ChickenSandwhichcuzyes NO WAIT, THIS IS A SPECIAL LEVEL THEME WE CAN PLAY THIS

[@hingsunhome]

We can't do-- this is 9-7!

[@imsocanadian2024]

okay we’re going to speedrun

[@Andressennn909]

​@@imsocanadian2024 We-we can do it

[@TemmieContingenC]

New Super Mario Bros Wii except most of the game is just Toad trying to sell his wares to the Mario brothers. It’s like one big advertisement with a bit of game sprinkled in. And then at the end when it’s just Toad, leads me to believe that in the end the invasion was just orchestrated by Toad to get him to sell you guys more mushrooms and stars LOL

[@Noir-_-Heart]

This video was brought to you by the Toad Market 😁

[@TemmieContingenC]

@ProjectPlumbo suspicious of what?

[@TemmieContingenC]

@ProjectPlumbo no I’m a different temmie sorry

[@antongoboom]

Game Last video: “World 2 castle is a softlock” Game this video: “*T O A D H O U S E*”

[@gboogie3257]

“Can we get a real level” *Game Over Music* I assume that means no 13:33 wow! Even more perfect timing 😂

[@nickel7o740]

41:14 It actually makes complete sense. Bullet Bill literally sent you to your grave.

[@laila3862]

11:27 bro is an boiling teapot

[@moxfox03]

5:22 was prob the best part LMAOO

[@antongoboom]

“Can we get a REAL level?” Game: “Unfortunately…”

[@MenacingTato69420]

They absolutely lost it lmao 🤣

[@DAJTheYouTuber_2007]

"Can we get a real level please?" the randomizer: _I'm gonna stop you right there_

[@constellationmaker135]

the game literally said "womp womp"

[@dannydez10]

5:22 that was perfect timing for what you said 😂

[@horrortrapboi908]

5:22

[@phantommyst1933]

😭

[@B_MASTER645]

"Can we get an actual level?" *Game Over Theme as a Road Rescue Level shows up*

[@constellationmaker135]

womp womp -NSMBU Shuffler

[@desicion1246]

19:40 the most dramatic music for an entrance... and it's luigi

[@JohantheFunnyguy]

He deserves the epic entrance music :)

[@datkirby_]

25:43 This actually got quite a laugh out of me, it's just such a good edit lmao Fantastic video, keep up the good work 👍

[@Vertigobud]

Hats off to you Ren and Cyan. You guys successfully made me shit myself from laughter 😭😭😭

[@Alex-cu8hk]

No they didn’t. You’re lying.

[@PikachuForTheWin]

stop hating and accept it

[@camtf24]

lmao

[@meximelon5074]

@@Alex-cu8hkbad day?

[@absoultethings4213]

“Yo can we get a real level?” [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

[@borb43]

i recommend just disabling 2-Castle from being shuffled. the paths in that level are extremely hardcoded 37:33 and that isnt a seperate version that is actually just dependent on your red switch state on the file. you could put red blocks in any level and thats still how it would work

[@Noir-_-Heart]

Ohhhh interesting!

[@snake_bun-l7w]

Every demon Toad voice: 7:07 Heh! Here's a rare item! I'm sure it'll come in handy for the adventures that *cough* 7:25 Felling lucky? Step right through the door to win some items! Yes, it is i, Toad! I have returned from the depths of h3ll! 11:16 ay! Its my brother from h3ll! 22:46 Here's a chance to win some 1-Ups! Go through the door to play. See you on the other side, fellas!

[@thenightmarefox]

16:16 The SMBW version of a "womp womp".

[@maplejullian7790]

2:40 WE GOT THE CREDITS?!? (best laughter in the world)

[@neogenesis1097]

50:19 Greatest plot twist of all time.

[@DMuns-jl7fg]

15:35 WELCOME... to my little bonus area 19:40 HELLO AGAIN... to my other little bonus area

[@spiritomb8]

25:43 Nearly killed me with laughter.

[@sacripan4425]

46:17 "CONGRATULATIONS, YOU LOSE!!"

[@BroKaelaStudios]

31:43 if Bowser really took over the mushroom kingdom in the Mario movie

[@Lumis_The_Lucario]

Bruh thats just world 8 in nsmb u

[@TheMediaLover]

What I learned from this video is that toad is the true main villain in New Super Mario Bros. Wii. Also how did this get recommended to me?! I recognize Cyanize here!

[@Noir-_-Heart]

IDK LMAO BUT I’M GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT 😭

[@TheMediaLover]

​@@Noir-_-HeartIt doesn't matter now because I subscribed and I'm gonna stay to see more weirdness

[@drewholmes7356]

Bro's hustling. Gotta respect the grind. Imagine the real estate price on Bowser's Castle!

[@zipitthanos2925]

48:08 toad now owns browser's castle 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@josephconover5270]

Book of Mario?

[@7kclouds319]

lo

[@Facem2008]

This was legitimately funnier than any of the corruptions videos that other people do

[@MountainDestroyer]

This whole thing feels like a fever dream, and I'm here for it.

[@AnalystExperiment]

Can't believe toad was playing monopoly in the mushrooms kingdom

[@KevenVazquez-uo2fj]

Laughing Counter 0:03 0:08 0:11 0:27 0:49 1:12 1:35 1:48 2:23 2:41 4:19 4:25 4:39 4:45 5:13 5:25 5:37 6:08 6:33 6:52 7:08 7:43 8:03 9:46 10:22 10:33 11:07 11:28 11:48 11:54 12:05 13:03 13:17 14:11 14:17 15:29 15:39 16:21 16:54 17:13 18:29 18:35 18:41 19:41 21:02 22:32 26:05 26:09 26:52 27:11

[@connerwade5545]

DAMM, there no way to manage to make all the laugh counter. How long did it take?

[@KevenVazquez-uo2fj]

@@connerwade5545technology. 😶

[@Jamespillows2044]

I respect the amount of time it took to make this

[@kmchoangel3703]

5:37 the game was like womp womp you didn’t get a real level 😂

[@NovaMSM]

Randomized NSMBW seems so fun, hilarious video Noir

[@robertbrumback7167]

Hey novaMsm

[@danielmlg1956]

27:08 that’s also my favorite song the gender reveal

[@lazice]

“Like how random are we really going with this?” “Yrwk?. I already recorded a video of me playing this by myself. I got softlocked at the castle of world 2, because _none_ of the floor had collision.” “ *huh ?* ”

[@braydenmbve545]

Just found the channel like 2 days ago and now i'm addicted

[@mollylarsen9812]

Welcome

[@GTPvZGamers]

The level shuffle makes the game much more unpredictable and surprising

[@raytfj42]

Congrats! You beat the game without playing a single traditional level! Good job! EDIT: Thanks for 100 likes!

[@happyboy07685]

How the hell did you keep it perfect at 100 likes

[@raytfj42]

@@happyboy07685 I don't even know, LMAO.

[@AlexanderScott66]

The reason you're getting a bunch of toad stuff is because they're all considered different levels, with W1-9 having 6 different variants of red toad houses(from naturally spawning, or toad rescue/multiplayer and double timer digits), making 54 unique red toad house stages. Then there's 9 possible star toad houses for the 9 worlds, then the 1 up houses which have one layout per world, so there's another 9, and then the enemy courses with 14 different stages across W1-8. So you have 54+9+9+14=86 levels featuring Toad. Youre only pulling from a total of 172 main story stages(including all enemy courses, peach's castle, all main levels, all cannon, and all variants of toad houses, as well as credits) plus the 5 coin battle levels. In other words, 48.5% of all levels are toad levels. And you'd have to play the red toad houses of all 9 worlds at least 6 times each to get all the variants.

[@Noir-_-Heart]

I wasn’t expecting those numbers in the slightest 😭

[@AlexanderScott66]

@@Noir-_-Heart I mean, it does line up with what you've been getting with a lot of toad houses and enemy courses.

[@Noir-_-Heart]

@@AlexanderScott66 very true

[@toxicjoshua7934]

5:22 was so so perfect timing, not a real level with the game over music 😂💀 39:22 is even funnier 😂 World 8 sucked though, Cyanize if you see this love you bro

[@dannydez10]

34:43 that’s crazy cyan 💀

[@Cocnutsandsusages]

The hub

[@ClarkCanales-c3l]

AYO

[@Nori4p]

Kidnapping peach with a cake is such... well it fits the randomness of the challenge! Lol

[@_lunartemis]

BTW, the World 2 Castle is so hard-coded with it's path gimmick, it is impossible for it to work with any other level. If you try this challenge again, either use a pre-completed save file or go into the mod's files and physically place 2-Castle in 2-Castle's slot.

[@danielmlg1956]

Welcome to the mod WHERE WE FUCKING GAMBLE

[@derpyface3602]

LETS GO GAMBLING!!!

[@danielmlg1956]

@@derpyface3602 “rolls” aww dang it “rolls” aww dang it “rolls” aww dang it

[@chajas5529]

@@derpyface3602Damn it, you beat me to it.

[@LittleVictorianWitch]

Called it! I knew Bowsers Castle was going to be a Toadhouse, it was just too funny to not happen!

[@StringSilk_XD]

they took the castle over

[@DracenStephens]

the friends we made along the way: credits roy world 2 final castle toad house toad house toad house toad house toad house toad house toad house toad house

[@MariaSky7579]

The commentary,90% of levels being toad houses,not wanting to fight Morton in Morton land and much more, all were great moments that had me dying🤣

[@ruskii_is_off]

THE LAUGHS MAN THEY'RE JUST THE BEST OF THIS VIDEO

[@minigovroom]

PLEASE randomize the textures too. I need to see it

[@Dandysworldfan11563]

Thats a great idea

[@DarkXSolver17]

It would be amazing if the textures AND levels were randomized, ignoring the soft-locking castle, soft-locking levels like Peaches castle and the credits, and *_Toad_* on the levels, so it would not only be impossible to see anything, but impossible to tell what level you were playing so prior knowledge of the game also wouldn't help

[@ethanaustin1028]

The fact that the game just outright responded at 5:21

[@MiguelBarajasVyonder777]

5:23 game over theme 💀

[@GendeeYT]

You guys' laugh are what made this video perfectly funny 😂

[@zachduperron8543]

I agree, their laughter is so infectious 😂

[@Mariobatboy500]

True true

[@Lukaurio]

Guys this was actually hilarious. Great to see some Mario Wii content on the platform. I'm definitely checking out the rest of the channel though. You got my Sub. :D

[@Noir-_-Heart]

TYSM it means a lot 😭🖤

[@Thebiggerfish11]

This is legitimately the most enjoyment ive gotten out of this game since 2011

[@zachduperron8543]

23:54 favourite moment 😂

[@copycat500]

Porcupuffer: “You shouldn’t pirate your fucking games!”

[@pogplayz6910]

Laughed so hard at this video oh my god. Made my math exam study 1000 times funnier! Thank you for making my day. Earned my sub :)

[@Joevee2431]

I will always be surprised that the characters can die IN THE TITLE SCREEN 2:35 Same with the credits being considered a level and IT GOT YOU SOFTLOCKED IN IT 4:31 The voiceovers somehow got me the first time, I just didn't expect it 5:22 "Can we get a real level?" Game over music plays as its a ambush level 6:46 THE AIRSHIP THEME CAME BACK 7:00 Nah the music in the toad house is something AND THEN AGAIN RIGHT AFTER IN A SUPPOSED TO BE NORMAL LEVEL 7:44 I'm gonna be honest, that fnaf 2 ambience sound got me 10:17 Did not expect a smg4 reference 10:49 The music could not handle the p switch and somehow you guys got a checkpoint for a TOAD HOUSE and then the ambush WAS A TOAD HOUSE, MY MANS GOT A PORTABLE HOUSE 12:19 Blue fishey Boopkins is stuck in my mind now, same with the random Super mario logan reference which btw you said Joey which is my first name AND JOSEPH IS MY REAL NAME HUHHH 13:10 Ain't trying to be rude, but how did you get stuck on a mini sideways L 13:29 "Please be a level with collision" Flashback to the world 2 castle softlock 14:52 If you know, you know but if you don't I'm gonna let you have the "fun" in watching it 17:13 If you don't mind me asking, who is Famous youtuber Ludwig 18:34 oh this also happend in the other video 19:44 Luigi, I did not know you knew GYAT 21:47 That wormhole or whatever is like a nether portal, IT BROUGH YOU TO HELL 23:40 **Piracy is a bad crime** 24:42 There seems to be a change of plans 25:12 Hey remember last time? well it happens again, **NO FUCKING COLLISION** 26:02 oh god, what the fuck is this music drop, OH GOD ITS FUCKING HELL 29:15 Toad, why the fuck did you softlock us 31:02 "whats the first level?" **Peach's castle if it was nuked** 33:24 I don't know to explain, It just sounds 34:34 WHAT WITH THE MUSIC SYNC 36:57 the toad claimed the area 38:36 W PATRICK VOICE 40:39 AYO 44:06 I think Famous youtuber Ludwig got a new house 47:18 when the budget runs out 49:28 How about we go to brazil 50:13 time for the final level- **OH FOR FUCK SAKE** and yes I constructed this while watching the video

[@vrboi2162]

6:51 for some reason, Luigi being smaller than Mario made me burst into laughter 😂😂

[@chara654_official]

i love when the levels are replaced with mushroom houses lol

[@hectorguy5687]

50:20 The stupid jingle always getting me! 🤣

[@VirtualGab]

31:43 basically New Super Mario Bros U world 8

[@BowserJr1220]

19:45 was great lol

[@oscarlappi4342]

Gyaat

[@KoffeeB]

5:22 I WAS ON THE *FLOOR* That was DAMN *PERFECT* The music just tied the humor and I CANNOT

[@durandal_273]

I'm only 2 minutes in, but yall's laughter is infectious. Both of you have earned a sub. Keep it up 😊

[@tehcodekid8421]

Noir Heart: “I’m tired, boss.” Randomizer: “I do not give a shit, toad house.”

[@amog8235]

7:47 I thought that was the music💀

[@Long_John15]

I thought of the same thing as well 💀💀💀💀

[@Zonk_gd]

Lol same

[@Long_John15]

@yx4v What makes it sad?

[@Mabra51]

tfw you get the worst level in the game on wolrd 1 💀

[@piertogrullo]

"every mario game reserves the last level for being the best, so this level, it has to be the best one in the game" *HERE'S A CHANCE TO WIN SOME 1-UPS intensifies*

[@tariplayz5475]

Nows your chance to be a (1-UP WINNER)

[@SamuelTheAdept]

5:23 perfect timing 25:43

[@MiguelBarajasVyonder777]

1:54 ghost house theme and staff roll theme 💀

[@greenthndr]

fr, everyone talkin about the credits at 2:40 but no one mentions that they got the credits MUSIC before they even played 1-1

[@rynocerusrex5050]

2 players is the only sane way to play a New! Mario game. God I wish my friends are as addicted to NSMBW as I am. Also, 9-7 on a screaming 0.2x speed burning laptop sim is Hell.

[@joec7217]

I don't think I've laughed this hard in a long time. You have earned my subscription!

[@Cave_Enemigo]

21:55 gotta love the "never mind... what the fuck?"

[@nialvessal]

13:43 Me when the demon takes my body and voice, but it really likes the comical stereotipical hat children wear in movies:

[@WandG_Fan]

33:04 This made me laugh so hard I'm literally crying 😂

[@ianthehedgehog9327]

0:25 *WHY IS THE MUSIC SO OMINOUS* Perfect way to start the video, warning Cyanize of the chaos ahead lol

[@Sam_Harmony]

16:52 "Cuz we're the Mario brothers and bugged a game!" Lmao

[@MarshallPool-tf7be]

Toad when he replaces most of the levels: You thought Bowser worked alone?

[@spookyscaryskeletonsmith2840]

this video will still be watched 6 years from now, im calling that today

[@Baxiljn]

2:40 WR moment

[@LilyP-zw7go]

WHAT?!

[@KevenVazquez-uo2fj]

*WE GOT THE CREDITS?!?!*

[@AshthePiggyPro]

36:11 Mario really just said “F**k this s**t, I’m out.” 🤣🤣🤣

[@pedrogarcia5932]

5:22 Noir Heart: “Can we get a real level please?” Randomizer: *_GAME OVER THEME_*

[@Underscored_Pawn]

Game Start! 1-1 is credits Peach's castle = Bowser's castle

[@LandonNintendo]

200K VIEWS?? bro you are popping off! i haven’t been here in a while, but congrats dude! i’m glad your content is getting the recognition it needs.

[@Noir-_-Heart]

Thanks man 😭🖤

[@trystatearea]

2:24 bro has the fastest time in history 🤣💀

[@Jrabbit_Scor]

Great video as always, noirheart. You always bring me a smile with your videos, and you’re criminally underrated.

[@Fivedager]

SMG4 REFERENCE 10:20 12:21 Idk if there’s more

[@Matt.The.Boyfriend69]

GOATED REFERENCE!!

[@Betaluihieoeo]

11:43 "yowshi :3" WHY İS THAT SO CUTE THO-

[@AutonomousSonGoku]

23:59 *The Revenge of Roy's Castle.* *Hellish edition: **25:17* *One Last Round: **25:34* Who knew you'd end up in the SAME situation as last time, and also have it go wrong 3 SEPARATE TIMES? *Bonus: literal hell: **26:04*