Nikki Glaser Shares Secrets From the Roast of Tom Brady

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[@Euroclydoness]

Her and Tony had the best sets of the night hands down

[@hreade8772]

1. Nikki 2. Tony 3. Schultz

[@pjwalker2682]

Gronk was hilarious too

[@wolfwang8464]

@@hreade8772Schultz is yuck

[@Acidassassin420]

Absolutely 💯

[@Cdyoung15]

@@pjwalker2682yeah for non-comedians, Gronk was really funny

[@BigSkyGuyWhy]

She just unintentionally roasted the Jonas brothers saying they're not a big deal lol. Honesty prevails

[@Mizikame]

Jonas who? Haven’t heard of them since pre-2014

[@l-train7876]

Well they’re not a big deal, so…

[@joeferris5086]

@@Mizikame So you have heard of them then.

[@Mizikame]

@@joeferris5086 Just like Captain Jack Sparrow says

[@iguacu3517]

They’d have to be pretty delusional to think they’re bigger than Tom Brady 😂

[@samsonfpv8902]

“ me know that’s not real money “ had to be the best of the night

[@HyperGnar]

I think the king line was the best of the night and hers was a close second! My jaw dropped with the king line

[@everythingisawesome76]

Kevin Hart's reaction was the best.

[@amarshall2896]

I love the way she was subtly roasting Kevin to start it off…”I’m kidding…..I hate them” 😂😂

[@timdejoseph1595]

I laughed for like 5 minutes about the ‘me know that not real money” comment.

[@paulchristie4904]

@@timdejoseph1595 so simple but yet so hilarious I’m still laughing!

[@user-yu6mu6hw1s]

Nikki's best and worst quality is that she doesn't think highly enough of herself.

[@joemodest]

So true, kind of same whitney cummings too much self awareness

[@Mooseisloose-sx5nx]

Whitney Cummings most definitely does not have that quality. It doesn’t come across genuine even if she did.

[@SportsBossMan]

Nikki is brilliant, but you can tell she quite insecure despite how hilarious she is. She is certainly the Queen of Roasts.

[@mrburns805]

While at the same time being completely obsessed with herself. She’s her own #1 topic by a mile. That’s why her roasts are successful imo. She isn’t over analyzing herself for once.

[@spatatat]

I can save her…

[@puregarbage2329]

Ben affleck was 100% on cocaine. 😂

[@seannyggard4987]

❄️😂

[@doubles7533]

Lmao

[@beatspunkie]

I think he was sober hence why he bombed

[@NFLbeatster]

​@@beatspunkiehis goal was to troll Belichick. he succeeded in that sense.

[@JakeReynoldsYT]

Segura said that Ben kept repeatedly going off script and trying to go back on script - which is hard when you have a teleprompter that’s continuously scrolling.

[@wtfrocks8663]

The Tom Brady roast lasted 3 hours. A Ben Affleck roast would last 3 days.

[@SportsBossMan]

Ben Affleck's set SEEMED like it lasted 3 days. OMG did he bomb.

[@Geo_mmm]

Affleck is an easy target 💀

[@the1972bulldog]

That's if people turned up 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@benf1111]

A Ben Afleck roast lasts....wait, how old is Ben?

[@OGC558]

​@@SportsBossManyea it uh ..yea it was a little akward

[@tonyg490]

Ben Affleck not wanting to be roasted surprises nobody.

[@NormaLilia24]

Well to be fair, he’s not a comedian, he’s an actor. Plus he gets roasted enough throughout the year, I do feel like he had no business being there.

[@timdejoseph1595]

@@NormaLilia24he was there to gleefully suck Brady off.

[@spiegeltn]

Delight in insults, Batfleck 😄

[@jeffbrown8117]

He gets roasted every day of his life, so I don’t blame him but not sure why he was there.

[@travr6]

Ben absolutely ruined the show

[@zeekot4064]

Bert 100% only has one joke

[@laurenbiggerstaff8759]

Right… the laugh/snorting during the show was so 🫤 I felt bad that he thought it was funny

[@zeekot4064]

@@laurenbiggerstaff8759 the guy just irritates me . I can’t watch anything he’s on

[@Pearl-cc5rt]

I’m the mechanic, or whatever

[@zeekot4064]

@@Pearl-cc5rt the annoying machine lol

[@ballen787]

For some reason that dude blew up during the pandemic and via his podcasts.. but I have absolutely no idea why or what that means. I will say, I was thoroughly entertained by his brief, drunken disaster talking with Seinfeld… Jerry had no clue who he was and he was thoroughly unamused by his schtick. Sure, Seinfeld is a prick, but on Bert we agree

[@TalkingThrones]

I love her analogy about being the Tom Brady of roasting. She might be a sixth round draft pick, but she'll work harder than everyone to earn her spot. She definitely did a great job.

[@christopherfranklin1693]

Lol can't focus on the take because the account is so distracting.

[@jessjess23brooks89]

When my two worlds collide.

[@k.c.elemenopy2393]

Tony Hinchcliff gave an Eddie Van Halen solo.

[@JoniAntonio]

Tony copied the Rodney jean king joke from snoop dogg, Snoop told that same joke at a roast before.

[@1981messiking]

Honestly didn't think it was funny. Tony and Bert weren't funny. To each his own.

[@Adobo809]

⁠you know Tony was a writer for the comedy central roasts right?

[@steventhomas4499]

The problem with Affleck's set was, the entire night was a reprieve from cancel culture. Everyone was dropping the jokes you're "not allowed" to say. It was devoid of "safe spaces" and "trigger warnings"... but then... Affleck gets up there and whines about "toxic" mean comments. It was the exact opposite energy of the entire night, and it didn't come off as ironic or joking, just complaining "people say mean things about me online, waaaahhh"

[@fanciabuttslam3379]

Yeah a more charismatic/ funny person could have made it work

[@HBC423]

Ben Aflreck on Bill Maher, being PC about what the genius Christopher Hitchens was saying, made me hate him.

[@realBatman-89]

​@@HBC423it was hilarious. Still is. I loved it when he simply said jesus in shock. 😂

[@richardaaron4454]

@@HBC423Wasn’t it Sam Harris?

[@dave9547]

​@richardaaron4454 yeah it was, and Sam Harris is an establishment mouthpiece/shill. Just for the record.

[@delxinogaming6046]

“Good luck with everything” …SAVAGE

[@forrestthroughdatrees]

Have a good day sounds meh to me, like just one day? But have a good life is too drastic. Good luck with everything is hilarious! I may just start saying it.

[@PhilipDrown]

I really appreciate both Nicky and Theo acknowledging that it does hurt to get hit with the insults, rather than pretending they are so seasoned and secure that it has no effect. Good transparency!

[@Anthony-te7lo]

She is funny as hell. She should be on all roasts.

[@robertwiles8106]

she should be on my spitroast

[@OEx25]

Has been on most of the recent ones! Sounds like we can’t expect more unless it’s a massive star

[@rizipt]

@@OEx25 What recent ones? It's been five years.

[@davidprusinski9550]

​@@riziptthose were the most recent....

[@tf1266]

​​@@rizipt Rob Lowe, Bruce Willis, Alec Baldwin

[@ShaneMichealCupp]

I’ve never seen any of Nikki’s standup but after her Tom Brady roast I’m officially a fan. That shit was legendary.

[@marcushillerstrom25]

Her stand up is okay, but her roasting is much better

[@DigitalNomadInvestor]

Her stand up kind of sucks. She follows the same formula almost all female comedians follow now, all their act is about their vaginas, sex, and how terrible guys are.

[@ayyyejohnnn]

Bill Burr was totally the one who dropped out haha.

[@agrammie5668]

Yeppers , he said he didn’t want to roast TB

[@davidprusinski9550]

I doubt it, I don't think he wouldve ever agreed to it in the beginning

[@davidprusinski9550]

​@@agrammie5668I don't think he ever agreed to it

[@colecooper5836]

Bill burr openly hates roasts, I doubt he would have agreed in the first place.

[@calmerthanyou6180]

He's a Pats fan that hates roasts. Shocker

[@Cletis28]

Nikki always kills at roasts. I’ve been a fan for a long time.

[@SportsBossMan]

Agreed. She is sooo good at them. Hopefully it catapults her career going forward. She's humble but deep down she knows she did a great job.

[@xtoxicgamer]

You have been a Nikki glaser fan for a long time ?😂😂😂

[@izzydeadyet7336]

I have never heard of her till this Theo clip.. is she a professional roaster?

[@Bucephalus84]

​@@izzydeadyet7336she is just another anorexic Hollywood skank

[@JW-qf2fx]

im not picking on female comedians, but she has been probably the only one that if shes doing something ill listen/watch. She is very good and a but of a remedy to some of the "men are dicks, periods are weird, girls like sex too" stuff that pops up all the time. She is VERY good at small comedy clubs, bigger shows, panel and podcasting and roasting, powerhouse

[@CR250rSMITH]

Theo looks like his whole family tree are Truckers

[@stormysmurf]

Freedom Convoy mofos!

[@Mncrr]

I think his family tree looks like a peace sign, split once

[@harlemkid144]

Or hitchhikers either or

[@DavidClark-vu3dw]

He really should try to better his appearance unless he's trying to attract trailor trash chicks. 😅

[@ExileOnDaytonStreet]

*the same truckers

[@blackspear217]

She’s fucking boss. Not just the roast, but to hear her get up next morning going after it with more interviews and meetings. The hunger is real and a no bs attitude

[@therationalparty6814]

Her Ann Coulter jokes at the Rob Lowe roast are epic. “Without fuhrer ado…”

[@stonecreekspeedshop2566]

I’m stoked for her and the people that have just discovered her! She’s been kicking ass for so long that it’s nice to see her get her time in the spotlight!

[@TheCheat420]

As somebody who's been a fan of Nikki's for like a decade now it's so awesome to see her getting the kudos she deserves for that set.

[@edp3202]

She's taking Jeff Ross' throne.

[@sarahquevedo5933]

It’s like no one knew she was funny

[@cleech74]

It’s pretty cool to see someone you’ve been a fan of become successful, because you see the work they’ve put to reach that level. Plus, if they’ve given you a lot of entertainment value from their content, you root for them to “make it” it in the entertainment business. Nikki & Tony got their flowers from their performances at the Roast, and the work that got them there. Had to be an awesome life moment for her parents, as they were there to see it live, in person. A feel good story for all of them.

[@Hempdog]

Go back to school😂😂😂😂

[@th600mike3]

Yeah it’s crazy that she’s getting this like surprised reaction that she’s amazing. She’s so fucking funny, and she’s super hot to boot imho. To me the fact that Nikki wasn’t headlining instead of what’s her face, was disturbing. But AS was linked to pdiddy wasn’t she? Either way, Nikki is one of the best comics out there, top 5 for me easily

[@Chris-of6xm]

As long as I have a face, Nikki will always have a place to sit

[@MagicPants647]

amen

[@active4delta]

Just wear a helmet, don’t wanna take a tailbone to the nose.

[@Wordsalreadywritten]

😂😂

[@MBheli621]

And Nikki will always have a face that is very long

[@shawnsdr3406]

Prepare for a roast beef sandwich on your face..She admits her snatch is like a hastily pack suck case😂

[@theWayoftheHero]

Nikki fucking KILLED IT!!! THE Best roast of the night by far

[@giogames13]

Easily

[@TheDuds33]

She mentioned this...Tony was on par with Nikki's set.

[@Gideon0297]

Tony was just as good or better!

[@TheAlexJimenez]

Tony was not better than Schultz

[@ONI1013.]

Nikki’s been crushing it for years. She’s been the MVP of every roast she’s done.

[@troywalkertheprogressivean8433]

5:50 obviously Ben left to avoid hearing Jlo jokes

[@NicoleShew]

I’m so glad Nikki is finally getting the recognition that she deserves! Long time fan that’s hella proud & excited to see where her career goes!

[@SquatchWatcher]

I love that she turned down roasting The Jonas Brothers as she didn't feel they were "Big Enough" 😭💀

[@HBC423]

Don Rickles and Greg Giraldo are the goats of roasting

[@Mars_New_Life]

I miss Greg

[@johnlombardo7816]

Rip ❤🙏

[@georgemoore8832]

Absofckinlutley!

[@SportsBossMan]

Greg Giraldo, Jeff Ross, and Nikki Glaser are the top roasters in history. I know Don Rickles was popular, but he was just an insult comic.

[@balihoo1720]

@@SportsBossManinsult comic… you mean roasting?

[@BrianFlemingSpeaker]

She did a great job on that roast!

[@user-wv5ut7hq1q]

Roasts are great but anyone could do a roast.... I could spend 6 months writing up some nasty lines and sell them to Brendan Schaub to perform them (btw Theo, you messed up big time by dropping Schaub. He won't forgive or forget. You're done). Her comedy in general is C-tier, maybe she should work on that instead.

[@vexial97]

@@user-wv5ut7hq1qstop thinking you’re as funny as they are because you will never be

[@Voodoo_reptiles_australia]

Schaub is 💩

[@IlIlIlIlIlIl..]

@@user-wv5ut7hq1qcomments are great but anybody could do a comment.... maybe you should work on that 💃

[@lilslick72591]

Tony Hinchcliffe did it..... He wrote her jokes....

[@Scowleasy]

Jeff Ross’ jokes were so brave that nobody is talking about them.

[@user-hj5cn7ht1b]

Theo should have been invited to the roast purely because he looks like Tom Brady's long lost little brother.

[@Henrycostoy]

4 times removed.

[@johnlombardo7816]

And his mom slept with her dad.. 🤣 in full roasting spirit of course

[@LBeReal89]

Nikki and Tony top tier on that roast!

[@hlinville6034]

Yup....both were great. Tony's cadence was unbelievable.

[@oceanresq]

God she was good. Brilliant delivery.

[@Ash-kb9hn]

I LOVE that she’s not being modest about this success. She was sooooo fucking good and it’s nice to see someone be humble about it but also be like “yeah I fuckin killed it!” She’s proud of herself as she should be.

[@orangemanbad]

“Me know that not real money” Gronk immediately after “I DID KNOW!!!”

[@HnitrZaso]

I've been a fan of Nikki's for about ten years, so it's great to see her receiving the recognition she deserves for her set.

[@kylehernandez2850]

Theo von soulmate he just doesn't know it yet

[@sawyerrice3244]

she already said she would fvck him

[@josephvasquez2277]

Bill Burr is from Boston. He was definitely one of the comedians who dropped out!

[@SportsBossMan]

No question in my mind. And Nikki is class by not wanting to mention any of them by name.

[@paulchristie4904]

Cuz Bill forgot his balls at the Kowloon Hollywood has done a number on him!

[@ToddAlan-kw6il]

Bill is known in the back rooms of comedy clubs as the guy who lost his balls to a gross embarrassing woman and he doesn't want those kind of jokes to be made public.

[@nasirjones580]

@@ToddAlan-kw6ilor maybe he just doesn’t care about a fucking roast with a bunch narcissistic comedians and phony actors

[@ToddAlan-kw6il]

@@nasirjones580 wrong! try again

[@martinpescador9701]

Tony is a true roaster.... she did soooo good as well!!!!

[@allhaildrewzavic2838]

She was the stand out of the night!

[@bboyscam9727]

She is amazing in every roast I’ve seen. Top shelf!

[@Lflorez209]

I never heard of her before this roast and a a huge fan of her now I was cheering and laughing so hard for her set she deserves all the success coming to her

[@Speedstack21]

Her humility adds to her beauty.

[@truwth]

9:08 Mark Normand already revealed that Gillis turned down doing the roast.

[@loonatic42]

Talk about missed opportunity; most watched roast of all time

[@BMoBreezy]

nikki is still 🔥🔥🔥

[@keithk1559]

AF!!!

[@ringsting]

Even I know not real money.....I pissed myself laughing, thank you Nikki

[@JerNo415]

You WERE watching a rockstar. Tony is the GOAT

[@vitoat123]

i love that norm roast where he just says old ass jokes from a joke book as fake insults for the bob saget roast

[@edwin69jam]

Just legendary

[@edwin69jam]

You saw his son at the award show?

[@tchombre1992]

Theo, please put googly eyes on the Hulk Hogan autobiography already. Thank you.

[@jeffs6090]

You crushed it Nikki!! I love all your roasts and comedy specials. ❤ from one KHS grad to another!

[@lyndseyculver3057]

Ben affleck irl is probably exactly like his character in mallrats 😂😂

[@theunfitfarmer7840]

And Dazed and Confused

[@chrisoconnor9042]

His joke about Sam Jay was, by far, the best joke of the night! Awww helll naawwss on it!! Had me in tears and I had to rewind to hear the rest of the set. So fucking good!!!

[@lushlife200801]

That one went above some peoples head. Anyone that knows black comedy was rolling

[@heathergalbraith7444]

From one woman to another you WERE GOLD and did us proud.

[@jonathanlee-sc3jq]

What?

[@mrbee145]

Nikki is talented. Actual comedian

[@michaelsean09]

What an incredibly dumb comment. She had a great set. It had nothing to do with you. Tom Brady’s Super Bowls also had nothing to do with me despite our similar genitals.

[@alexk729]

EVERYONE thought she did great. Dont make this about you lol

[@JO-hn4vn]

@@alexk729 She's not? She's literally talking about women collectively. You, however, are definitely making her nice, positive comment all about your insecurity. And don't tell women what to do, we'll say what the heck we want.

[@fkcamry88]

Matt Rife backed out

[@VanillaGamingCo]

"Thems me dude". 😂😂😂 Love how Theo realized his place there haha.

[@NoleMercy]

Nikki is a gift & I enjoy her material every single time

[@Tinamarie.Adorno]

She did such a good job it made me watch all her other roasts!! She’s hilarious!!

[@Mushymush1]

"If you ask for the ball, you have to shoot." Come on, Theo!!!!

[@heathermullins3799]

The joke was right there 😂

[@Niffumable]

*swallow? lol 😂

[@GavinRamonShow]

Her and Tony were outstanding. Best writing she has done I think. Absolute fire line after line

[@Skinny_Pimp]

You killed it love

[@christianballin7584]

Awesome vids theo

[@coleistubing4937]

She sucked

[@teleasencio8733]

Nikki!!! you were the best thing about that roast. you killed it!! congratulations you fucking seriously killed it. , i think i watched your set at least 6 times back to back. so so good.

[@user-ur2wd8du4z]

I didn't knew her before this and didn't even watch the roast but she was all over my feed and she kill every joke!!!!! she IS SOOOO GOOOOD..

[@samantioniosmitho8649]

Nikki did well. She wrote well. You could clearly see how hard she worked on that. I was never a fan of Nikki, that roast changed my mind. Love the hard work Nikki, please keep it up. Looking forward to more

[@timelkin838]

I'm not a big fan outside of her other roasts but she kills it in all her roasts.

[@dangeroushandles]

She killed it

[@GregCurtin45]

Great interview, and an even better interviewer! I love the way Theo can detach himself from the subject to ask the questions us viewers are all thinking. Curious people are always the best hosts. Thanks Theo.

[@Morris3720]

Nikki I always thought you were amazing on the older roast done on Comedy Central, but by God you absolutely slayed on this one. I think you are right about the live aspect of it for most people finding it funnier live, but I thought you nailed it just like all your other roast. Although this one was just perfect because you and my guy Tony were just levels upon levels better than everyone else! Can’t wait to watch you special on MAX now that I know about it!

[@Breezio69]

Going to support Nikki this Friday in SLC! She's hilarious and looking forward to her show!

[@EduFirenze]

Nikki and Tony killed it, Tom and Bart bombed hard

[@calebdelong1537]

“I’m not good about talking about myself” while talking without taking a breath about herself

[@johnlombardo7816]

She had by far the best set.. of most roasts I've seen.

[@JoeG1975]

Nikki was amazing, absolutely love her, she had me buckled over quite a few times lol👍🏽👍🏽

[@smartz565]

you rocked girl.! gang

[@enetlivetv]

Tony is just the best to do it. He just is. Jeff Ross says it, Rogan says it, Burr even said it. When it comes to roasts, TH is the goat. You can't watch a Comedy Central Roast and not hear several jokes he wrote.

[@Oogidahboogidah]

He’s gay.

[@dustinnoel8371]

If you mean currently, then maybe. Of all time he isn’t. Greg Giraldo and Don Rickles are the two best of all time. Not even close either.

[@seanfrank32]

Lisa Lapanelli is one of my favorite.

[@JD-wc3pn]

Geraldo killed every time.

[@gavinblakeway]

Did Tony write for Greg Giraldo? His energy was replicated Greg’s , go watch all of his .

[@kristibriley4483]

I agree! That and the “aw hell naw..” had me rolling 😂

[@namrepusprime6793]

She killed it, my face hurt after her set 😂

[@mr.Swartz]

“Nikki got that Louisiana clam bake!”

[@jicakejijicakeji7278]

She is so good!!

[@hottuna7]

Having empathy is one thing, getting your feelings hurt at a *roast* just reflects their immaturity.

[@briano9397]

From the intro video of the roast i knew it was going to be a classic. That edit transition from Brady throwing in college to a touchdown with the patriots was nuts

[@PavedFromTrauma]

We just witnessed Theos soon to be marriage.

[@NFLbeatster]

Completely agree. Theo fell in love

[@RandomBogey]

Nikki would be down for a throuple, too

[@keithk1559]

Not if I get there first. One can dream.

[@DonjiPicudo]

I think she likes you dude, ask her out

[@Odin31b]

She is too damaged

[@Arabong168]

He would be good for her but not viceversa

[@checkurhead_3472]

If he doesn't I will. I don't have a mullet though.....

[@Psychologist_Eugen_Fitzherbert]

🤣😂

[@eazypeazy33]

Strippers pretend to like you too bro

[@bothgunsblazin]

Nikki has always killed, but she clearly saw a wave coming with this roast and she jumped on it and rode it perfectly. Kudos to her for recognizing and seizing this moment. Huge.

[@NoKreativeUsername]

She was brilliant!!! Absolutely hilarious and masterful

[@sjs928]

NIKKI put up one of the best sets ever seen …

[@Manimal805]

shes good, and shes worked hard to get here 😎

[@jonathanzuniga3681]

I really like that she worked really hard on this. It showed. She did amazing

[@taniamhicks2394]

She is the Queen of Roast, loved it best iv heard

[@chickysandwich]

She's the one Theo

[@Mike-fj9si]

I like how she's not just good looks she's legit funny

[@MBheli621]

And unlike a lot of female comics, she seems pretty down to earth and is always putting herself out there.

[@joemodest]

You might wanna watch her specials and have another perspective on it. Tbh, ❤I like her on podcasts and roasting than her specials.

[@MBheli621]

@@joemodest agreed. I like her on pods. I just mean in comparison to divas like Whitney Cummings and Iliza Schlesinger, she’s much more tolerable and not sniffin her own farts.

[@joemodest]

@@MBheli621 💯

[@Motiv8Three]

I am so Happy for her!

[@michaelmolinaro1786]

Glaser surpassed Ross before this roast but Ross still killed it. Glaser was the MVP and it was definitely a masterpiece and standing ovation worthy. But holy shit, Tony Hinchcliff. Watch out!

[@mikewiley1007]

These two need a podcast

[@americannightmare2109]

Theo already hit that

[@realBatman-89]

Probably

[@AJxWillsDoIt]

Talking about Tony like he’s not one of the greats lol. He’s not just someone in the crowd. One of the best roasters alive !!🎉🎉

[@ccmcgee9062]

Been following her for years. She is one of the best out there.

[@questioneverything349]

Damn. She even looks good without a lot of makeup

[@nategillespie4404]

She's awesome

[@fractaled3129]

I love Nikki. So delighted she's taking off. She deserves it.

[@butterflycrimescene12]

The Bert joke was hilarious. He seriously only does 1 joke. It's a fact.