no fun allowed

[@zls_paladin6472]

"I only want to die the average amount" Is a shockingly relatable and measurable thing tbh

[@whatisthis2809]

agrees

[@theillusion3622]

It always cracks me up every time I listen to the video lmao

[@mrman5066]

that bad, huh?

[@Spoekmonkey]

I have it as my ringtone lol

[@lettersfrom1978]

Same

[@lightningsaiyajin]

You know, I wonder what Pig's parents think about this Pig's Mom: "Honey is our son talking to himself again?" Pig's Dad: "We have a son?"

[@-datnerd-3125]

LightningSaiyan 😂

[@KelpDaJuice]

LightningSaiyan he has a name you know.

[@KelpDaJuice]

DezlatedVibes -_-

[@tannimates2837]

Lol!

[@joshsengstock7020]

LOLOLOL

[@fun_nuggets2514]

Therapist: “how much do you want to die?” Techno: “only the normal amount” Therapist: “the normal amount is not at all” Techno:

[@alexplaysminc.-.5922]

Techno: ' _my_ normal amount'

[@raythepan]

Yeah- didn't know that till I went to therapy

[@bumblebeerror9019]

Bro I won’t lie this is exactly how my therapist introduced me to the idea that wanting life to stop but not doing anything about it is still being suicidal

[@mrkunga9404]

therapist: “how much do you want to die” techno: “only the average amount” therapist: “oh, seems like we have work to do…”

[@elloflexz6902]

@@alexplaysminc.-.5922 our

[@Expin4]

"There's no way my voice sounds like this I have FRIENDS." Mood.

[@seanpogmtv]

Bruh

[@Dm3tX7zn]

Thanks for the comment. When I heard it I didn’t understand but now I got it lol he is just so funny

[@Jankyson]

3:55 I legit was afk one time and i came back to the victory screen

[@rcccccccr]

Jankyson same except I splashed fire resistance then the last guy put lava on me I didn’t die so he said “I don’t wanna play with a hacker” and jumped off the edge, I was bored and was watching my screen not doing anything. He reported me xD staff stood for me when the a different staff asked, because I’ve played with staff lololol

[@rikeshgurung834]

@@rcccccccr doesent sound legit

[@koishiandhat159]

@@rikeshgurung834 it's probably legit since the average sky wars players iq is 0.0001

[@rcccccccr]

Sand Underman yee this was also 2 yrs ago and they’ve developed actual brain cells. But I’m not joking lmaoo

[@koishiandhat159]

@@rcccccccr but seeing theses are just months ago they've seemed to still haven't developed brain cells

[@datmai9467]

"you have to afk 23 hours or more or you die" Technoblade's alts during the potato war

[@_shadow_1]

He forgot to afk in the lobby...

[@greenpotato2237]

"I first heard my voice when I was like 12 and was like THIS ISN'T MY VOICE" legit me during my 7th grade "audio project"

[@ieatbread8130]

when I heard my voice I legitimately wanted to die, It was so high pitched and disgusting.

[@ghost1339]

@@ieatbread8130 opposite for me, mine sounds way deeper on camera than it does to me in real life

[@demanoniesmak9898]

When ha said im only 17 years old i were thinking hes 25+

[@vidushpradeepan7945]

Wow you were deaf for 12 years?

[@vidushpradeepan7945]

Wow you were deaf for 12 years?

[@kur0thebirb618]

As a Vietnamese person, the intro was very wholesome to me for some reason

[@kieuvo1287]

Same bro

[@dennythenguyen]

Viet gang

[@hungreee]

Yeah

[@LyNguyen-ng9fh]

Same

[@merikatori]

Yeah viet gang:)

[@nickzcoffee]

"I had a giant headache and the only thing I could think of is how much i wanted to die, but now i feel better and i only want to die the average amount." -Technoblade

[@watermelon4703]

I just love the way Technoblade sounds depressed and dead inside xD

[@Snqwball]

It's probably because of skywars

[@nicholaszhang3497]

Exactly, I play skyward and now I’m depressed like HELL

[@nicholaszhang3497]

Even though I’m only 11 yrs old

[@zitou2170]

You are laughing at a man that has sadness do you feel good about yourself sir

[@Ampheline]

This reply section is more cancerous than a terminal illness ward.

[@zero5800]

when you've binge-watched all the Technoblade videos you can predict what he is about to say

[@Azzie-z3b]

@Paulo Dietrich Ah, a man of culture I see?

[@aaron7107]

how did you know i was a man of good taste

[@XiGlove]

@Paulo Dietrich " *And your next line will be "PVP!!!"* "

[@jamesbarrera4595]

Jojo

[@Silabear]

what neeeeeeerd

[@shorterperson1421]

This is where he learned to ues the pickaxe to kill quackity in the dream smp

[@randommeogamer]

I was playing a random bridge duel that ended in me and the other guy just pvping with our picks for no reason lel

[@Ali-kn9qf]

"I only want to die the average amount" SAME

[@maplelilysofia9329]

oAnubis - Rainbow Unicorn same :(

[@hale_gem7019]

Same

[@Fish_tennis]

me to 😃🔫

[@cowboymooman8776]

What's that? I die around...7 times in each bedwars game

[@GenNuki]

SAME TOO

[@lukasejvinsson9289]

I miss the "anyhow's"

[@tactful6908]

Yeah me too man

[@bamboozledan]

I miss his 'Not even close'

[@bamboozledan]

@oskarek szydlowski I mean... He doesn't say it as much anymore.

[@DawleyDude]

Been rewatching all his older videos, so nice to see so many others coming back to support the channel. R.I.P Techno❤

[@dfchandler2671]

Techno: "This name has a story attached to it" Me: "Oh boi another technoblade classic"

[@hadoom848]

No comments yw.

[@luigiplayerone7749]

Vietnam

[@boomerbotyaoi]

do you need healing

[@prav2568]

Hello another year later

[@lisk1489]

"I only want to die the normal amount now" -Technoblade 2018

[@lilatune]

2017

[@TheOfficialBlueTheRaptor]

_@Lisk 2017_

[@SpideyPlayzGames]

That didnt age well

[@Razornuke]

I guess he didn't afk long enough. I hope you found peace, Techno. We'll all miss you. 👑

[@苾]

o7

[@WeptLeaf]

o7

[@marvidsonflores8996]

o7

[@buniwolfdonovan]

o7

[@UitmateInvaderEvil]

7o

[@alexo7902]

“Ptain” is French he missed the “u” he meant to say “putain” meaning “women who does grow up stuff for money” and also used as “F*CK !” in French.

[@rafaelpresseault7344]

Yes

[@meinfisch2056]

Eagle Master no time for french lesson but thanks

[@Xavagery]

Le Phoque

[@Xavagery]

or it was Phuque whatever you get the point

[@no-pv3dn]

markjoseph ongaria how? The letters arent even next to eachother

[@Katomou]

"I was going to record another round but pizza just got here so.. Later nerds" Pro gamer move

[@waiitwhaat]

He pulled an MLG Pizza on us

[@spleefyleafy8322]

Indeed

[@benfrank9622]

Since Techno died, his teachings still lives on. And one of those teachings involves ruining everyone's fun when they least expect it.

[@10xTNT]

"I only want to die the average amount"

[@pengukun2542]

You profile icon fits this too well

[@HappypandaAJ]

Me to my counselor XD

[@TexHooper88]

Ur voice is way to deep for 17. Ur voice is lower than my dad and he is 43

[@HG-mj9ow]

It’s the English major in him if he becomes an English professor he needs to have a low voice it’s in the job requirement

[@bob-mh9rl]

HG 80 Can confirm

[@soare4874]

he will be the next trailer voice

[@terro3953]

hes just low

[@kendrataylor4989]

It’s his mic

[@ring-a-bell8419]

Wow, he really did die young. I’m so glad we have these old videos of him, I didn’t appreciate them until I realized they were the good old days. Even the older videos feel like the highest quality of entertainment to me now. Rest In Peace, Technoblade. I only hope he uploads a new video after he defeats God.

[@leonardgregory3730]

How can he beat God when he can't beat cancer

[@dishwasherdetergentsigma]

because technoblade likes drop kicking orphans

[@supergamingyo33]

@@leonardgregory3730 “technoblade died and cancer died with him. its a draw.” -a loaf of bread

[@Victo-3r]

@@leonardgregory3730 he did beat cancer, he just decided to die with it

[@acethemain7776]

i can see the new video title: "How i defeated GOD and won a second life"

[@playboss101]

*Warning: 40 year old man stabs children for coins and ruins their dreams. The police will look forward to this.*

[@music4laur]

Cy0rp haha!!

[@iandugger1168]

Cy0rp I hope the Forty year old thing is a joke but xD

[@CosmiKazie]

Cy0rp bruh he's in college

[@acute9571]

No he's in *COLLEGE* top ten plays of the week Tony TNT with his amazing *Typing Skillz*

[@SolEpitaph]

R/woosh

[@kyraiscute3234]

"It's actually my new hobby though you just walk up behind people and breathe down their neck until they realise you're there" I AM DYING 😂😂😂

[@alex2005z]

Plot twist: he wasnt talking about minecraft

[@onkar5404]

It still hasn’t properly sunk in yet, but i’ve come back to this video because this was one of the first technoblade videos i ever watched. I remember falling in love with his storytelling and his sarcastic humour. I hope you rest well Alex, you really touched my heart when i was 14, and through the toughest of times, the sketchy upload schedule of Technoblade really helped me forget my meaningless teenage difficulties. You will never die in our hearts. And you certainly will not be forgotten.

[@minecraftpinksheep8940]

when he said "I only want to die the average amount" i really felt that

[@Airless]

yea you do sound like you're 40 like your voice with-holds all the knowledge in the universe

[@saucecake2475]

Even though forty is still relatively young. "Middle Aged".

[@xx__xx5385]

or all the knowledge of guitars and shit

[@lilac5403]

It’s fun to see that 3 years ago he still had a deep voice

[@vasilis6622]

4:20 this laugh will haunt me forever

[@tirny2144]

420 LOL

[@pixisticks]

BRUH 420 BRUHHHHHHH

[@hiagain6435]

Nice

[@SniperGaming178]

Watch it again with subtitles. Wait till he says golden apples.

[@SniperGaming178]

Just so Y’know, it’s at 2:48 I think

[@Rudra_SB23]

Techno was the only person who can make the 100-200 star players look noob. Rest In Peace, Technoblade

[@Burssty]

This is still a really good way to learn how to do Skywars. He gives a lot of passive tips and tricks just by playing

[@FBI8625]

5:02 "don't doubt me" he says while neglecting to realize that he has boots.

[@SazParts]

I got seven kills one day, and I won. That was my third win after 31 games... I peaked so hard that game, I’m afraid I will never get a win like that

[@toshio7195]

nice

[@russianpignoobmc]

this is late but once i got 9 kills

[@shael4866]

5:08"Ptain" is a French abbreviations of "putain" that could be translated as "biatch" (but it's usually used to say that you miss something and rarely to insult)

[@andresiteblock5108]

as a french i think that would be really plausible

[@brodyblackard2386]

I read the title as "no pun allowed" and I was like well there goes 50% of techno's commentary skills.

[@Smitology]

Now that I think about it I don't think Techno really used puns all that much. He used more sarcasm and dark humour as his style

[@ipzee3748]

"I have a pickaxe and I'll put it through your teeth" Technoblade 2020

[@conormaccarthy249]

I fuckin knew I'd find it somewhere

[@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal]

He realy does seem to have a fascination for pickaxes

[@AE-ny2zg]

i completely forgot what happened to technoblade, until this video was recommended to me. i miss techno so much ❤

[@chupko1106]

same here

[@niagra-]

Technoblade: “Maybe he just likes saying Vietnam” Me: *vietnam flashbacks*

[@ebi._.]

OwO!

[@saulgoodman2780]

I, a Vietnamese, approve this comment

[@niagra-]

@@ebi._. OwO

[@niagra-]

@@saulgoodman2780 thank you, my comrade

[@ebi._.]

I'm from Vietnam too, LOL

[@suome_hypergames6999]

*when the stans rewatch Technos old videos and find out a general base for his age :* me over here : *"i only want to die the average amount"*

[@sujal8083]

The efficiency V pickaxe with strength and speed goes through his teeth.

[@AntechamberVAL]

This is genuinely to this day my favorite episode

[@itspotatotimeofficial]

Fun: *exists* Techo: I am gonna ruin this man's whole career

[@Ironflame27]

9:32 So this is when Techno perfected his pickaxe skills enough to kill Quackity

[@eileda7764]

9:32 the original "i have a pickaxe and i'll put it through your teeth"

[@keiranotfound756]

The title: "No fun allowed" Me at my friends house: hey I got to go, techno said so

[@Tekunno]

Years Later, Technoblade didn't know he would use another effiency 5 pickaxe to assasinate someone

[@frenchdinosaurs3726]

To be honest, I just started watching this channel today, and I LOVE it! The titles have my entire family cracking up, and I am a huge fan of Skywars. 10/10

[@ItsThatWaffle]

Well ik this comment is late (very lol) but you’ve discovered a gem of a youtube channel, and my favourite to this day

[@lucoa460]

Well. His ded now so...

[@Fun_Sized_Otter]

7:04 for the next few seconds is just so amazing... like i would freak out and die cuz i wouldnt know i had pearls there and i would panick cuz my health was being destroyed and just the clamness... just *switches epearls to hotbar* " and all my health is gone" casually epearls to random base .... just awesome techno

[@gabrielasterpu452]

You are playing sky wars: kalm Technoblade joins: panik You have full diamond and he has just a stick: kalm He has a stick and leather boots: mega panik

[@tecnoblode4906]

Techno's voice sound like he should be buff but then he's actually a scrawny 18 year old

[@emosti9652]

imo his voice fits a scrawny 18 year old... i can see it

[@minecraft_shortsmc]

Are you the real tecnoblode

[@isakurs]

Woah is this the real tecno blode

[@NoobMaster-gn1us]

@@isakurs woah is this the real oof head

[@dababy7329]

“I only want to die the average amount” So still pretty high

[@rlakey]

That’s quirky

[@Abyss8564]

"It's like my new hobby I sneak up on people and breathe on their neck until they realize I'm there." LOL

[@snowyroxus6200]

yes vietnam a country

[@spyfer-exm9338]

hey i am from vietname to iam vietnamese

[@haiang287]

người vn :)

[@a5trhtien782]

Hé lô

[@itzbip_vn6102]

Teo là VN

[@bachouvenn430]

How to spot a vietnamese: Uses this icon :))))

[@Psyaeiou]

I met a guy on Hypixel today whose name is Vietname, wonder where he got it from

[@sfdwefefgrefefefefefewf8553]

regular skywars player: please have mercy technoblade: there is no mercy

[@syborg5791]

"THEY WONT LET ME VOTE" xD

[@croverns164]

-feminists,1848

[@tomgaschet6427]

Ptain is for "putain" that means "dawmn" in french

[@rafaelpresseault7344]

Yes

[@FireANT5107]

Yah

[@Dhruv4488]

Yep

[@ladder3257]

oui

[@SamWillBenchYa]

Oui

[@Ho1tz]

techno: *loses 3 hearts* also techno: Nope. This isn't happening

[@popsiclealgorithms3651]

help me with my taxes

[@Technoblade]

no

[@Felven]

Ohmygod lol

[@unoriginalcopy9844]

What is this heresy

[@Valkeezy]

Well the title is accurate for the entire month of July 2022

[@akakyan7705]

Technoblade in 2017: Wins game of Skywars with a pickaxe Technoblade in 2020: Kills Quackity in a 1v1, using a pickaxe Conclusion: TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

[@drbladerz5530]

And that he loves using picks as weapons

[@Victor--]

Technoblade is dead😢

[@Julio-wc3vg]

@@Victor-- nah fam he just ran out of competent challengers and went to figth god

[@unknownllama3059]

8:00 rapping faster than eminem while talking about minecraft

[@OldChannel999-9]

I was chillin on my couch watching this and then.... Techno said he was 17 and I was like WUT

[@doggogamer2]

Techno sounds like a guy you would find in the parking lot and is like, "Hey, hey want some candy?"

[@zipy9966]

Next nickname: TotallyNotATechno

[@pdplague]

9:00 " Sharp Efficiency Five! " Technoblade 2k17

[@spicysalad12]

I almost had fun on hypixel. Thanks for putting me back on track.

[@Slashy.]

"I only want to die an average amount" *Yes c:*

[@sigmamale.39]

i always wonder if the players in techno's videos see themselves

[@lizardgamer1038]

Rest In Peace Technoblade I loved your videos and your humor, your viedeos were the best skywars ones I've ever seen. Technoblade never dies!

[@stefansharkov7500]

Looks like that curse got him

[@shrugzy7730]

This video is still in my recommends five years later when the creator is dead. That's how you know this is good content

[@bananabread2533]

this coming up in my recommended 5 years later is gold. when i’m older, i’m forcing my kids to watch this:)

[@cowischeese]

Technoblade thought he was sent to hell but he remembered it was a bed wars map and the sinners were made into nerds he wasn’t being punished he was the punishment

[@salamanderxrs7587]

"I only want to die the average amount" - Technoblade

[@lukeshales07]

"i have friends this possibly can't be my voice" i relate so much

[@reptillian78]

going through his old vids is heartbreaking why tf did he have to die

[@thegoldknightplays]

Ik it's so heartbreaking 💔

[@salseslurper]

R.I.P

[@Glaceon_GB]

7:34 the best song that i heard lol

[@ahaankarna]

1:33 the "i might sound different today" line hits different in 2022

[@Sam10-re9hv]

this title is why techno is a positive role model for children 😂😂

[@Victor--]

😰

[@danfm1]

damn, i guess he forgot to afk for 23 hours a day...

[@ngfcdwmhgdwgvhjhdwjbhadkjg8533]

Lmao

[@gsainoy]

damn he already beat the cancer it was just the afking that got him

[@NotSteel]

0:47 rest in peace, you will forever live in our hearts.

[@jackca829]

Techno playing fortnite with his dimond pickaxe 9:39

[@scootyman_]

6:15 this man lowkey playing on a controller

[@banetroo]

8:21 little did he know that the pickaxe saved his life 3 years later

[@alphagamer9176]

Why’s Techno So Good At Fishing Rods Like Like Always?

[@raphrblx_id5977]

9:08 rare footage of the birth of *TOOTHPICK*

[@milestone1719]

Yeah

[@petergamestoys2735]

Someone: *spawns a creeper* Technoblade: NO NO NOnononono NOT THA POKEMON

[@Ariannajgarza]

Oml when I heard you say "ptain" I almost spit out my pizza I laughed so hard

[@ocshauun2715]

"Hey there, so uh hows life doing?"

[@YG-lp8ie]

Yes.

[@Dkshddh]

Ah good I just want to die the average amount

[@alexacquaah4074]

Pretty good man, I died the average amount.

[@frootloopsenthusiast2991]

9:31 techno vs quackity's goons

[@marcogc2913]

I've basically binged watch most of Techno's videos so i can predict what he's going to say

[@Allah_Nazar_Baloch]

oh, then tell if technoblade is the best or dream

[@ImbuedHunter]

@@Allah_Nazar_Baloch Dream is better at speedrunning, Techno is better at pvp, Minecraft has too much variety to say who is better overall

[@voom9808]

Technoblade: Vietnam Me (Vietnamese) POG MY COUNTRY

[@mothman1993]

''I only want to die the average amount'' -Technoblade 2017

[@anamap]

This is the kind of content that makes me love this channel

[@D14n3e]

Why is it that whenever he plays skywars some dude will just be there like “ye I can beat techno, ez,”

[@verpix4956]

It's those eboy skin dude's with some depressed name where the vowels are x or q and they click at like 69 cps

[@azureaqua_1177]

@@verpix4956 soo...gamerboy08? /s

[@D14n3e]

@@verpix4956 with 420 FPS

[@drbladerz5530]

@@azureaqua_1177 lmao

[@UnknownRage419]

why does techno always has some piece of armor in his hotbar

[@rtxOrca]

"But now I'm feeling better so I only want to die the normal amount"