i am a positive role model

[@iixcy]

"Dont stab people in real life, you will not get coins you will get jail time" Technoblade- 2017

[@ohitsrusher842]

Depends on if you steal their wallet

[@crocogile2352]

If you dispose of the body well enough u don't get jail time. Learnt from experience.

[@DRDDR8]

@@potatomaster7482 lol

[@grolarbear5196]

Been grinding for jail time lately

[@jus1t-gg]

and jail time cannot be used to buy any type of skywars perks."

[@Batman-yo1yp]

"Not really good at literary analysis." Proceeds to major in english, then drops out for minecraft.

[@dashiefiles]

It should be a good thing to be bad at literary analysis because like who even cares lol

[@isarosedooley520]

He didn't drop out

[@Hydrastic-bz5qm]

@@isarosedooley520 then what did he do?

[@kaileyribbits]

He did drop out? He made a video about it ._.

[@Batman-yo1yp]

@@kaileyribbits Finally, someone with a brain cell

[@parkjoown]

"Skywars players are adorable, fluffy, and completely unaware of their surroundings" -TechnoBlade (BEST QUOTE EVER OMG--)

[@masterdoge987]

Coffee_Cats he just described floof

[@justNexi]

BREAKING NEWS: Skywars players were dogs all along.

[@sdmlol6553]

No the best quote is “ Just killed a woman, feeling good.” - TommyInnit

[@late8641]

2:11

[@skrubbed]

its true tho

[@MelonOfDeWeek]

"Hey honey what are you watching!" "Its technoblade!" "Is he kid friendly" "yes, he doesn't swear" "See, I spend my time stabbing children for coins, and you should too" *grounded*

MelonOfDeWeek Imagine getting grounded because someone swears wtf has the world come to

[@capitanwalrus6866]

Wacky Heart why are you responding to a year old comment?

[@capitanwalrus6866]

Wacky Heart not even a comment, a reply

[@trustthesauce]

@@capitanwalrus6866 Why did you respond to a week old reply. Does it even matter what date someone commented.

[@capitanwalrus6866]

At a certain point, it does

[@Psyan]

This used to be called "i am a positive role model for children" I think he wanted to stay monetized

[@jaydenisdedlol]

It still is named "i am positive role model"

[@matt8258]

@@jaydenisdedlol KZbin doesn’t monetize content made for kids, even if it’s just a sarcastic video title

[@jaydenisdedlol]

@@matt8258 dude are you stupid. The dude said it used to be called "i am a positive role model" even though it is still called "i am a positive role model".

[@matt8258]

@@jaydenisdedlol the person actually said it was called “I am a positive role model for children”, which could have gotten it demonetized

[@firestar5879]

@@jaydenisdedlol calling somebody stupid while failing at basic reading, lmao.

[@crxzyc]

"Don't confront your problems, who does that?" -Technoblade 2017

[@late8641]

I think that's the quote to which the title is referring.

[@tree9171]

Also techno- can't run away from your problems. Not when they have ender pearls. I think I spot a plot hole

[@itznotepik]

-also technoblade: you think ima fight a bear? outa here

[@eggnog_egg]

Well theres something we need to tell.

[@houdtariq6904]

Rip

[@Bushswift]

you used to swear in every video 3 years ago and now you're kid friendly? time flies

[@jakehuang1049]

idk about him being kid friendly... "ok let's go stab his guy for coins"

[@catgirlfant]

Eww. time flies, the worst kind of fly there is.

[@Iliadic]

*Insert Lenny face* *Lenny face turns annoyed* *bzzt bzzt* _I HATE FLIES_ 10 months later edit: I don't even remember writing this but it's still funny.

[@bolkm1890]

Wot he did

[@pinguin9305]

Every video? More like every few seconds lol

[@carmosen]

6:57 guy jumps in giant hole and yells "nob" as he falls into the abyss

[@heliothrax7716]

one of humanity's most instinctual cries of despair.

[@kotarinn]

In my opinion, he's the nob as he should learn how to press 'spacebar'

[@capt_noo]

says a lot about our society 😭👊

[@a_mc1569]

@@kotarinn tbh i think he meant to type “no” as he realized that he absolutely fucked up

[@azureaqua_1177]

@@a_mc1569 i thought the tried to say noob but forgot the other o

[@maxcampos1941]

Technblade one day you should change your skin to a cow or sheep for a video and not even mention it.

[@schtoompid]

Yes.

[@thesleepingmew5483]

It happened!

[@SWBPro]

For all we know he has

[@Iliadic]

@@thesleepingmew5483 wait which video?

[@constanzavargas4261]

@@thesleepingmew5483 What video is it?

[@shentoshrin4035]

Love how he went from “run away from your problems “ to “bow your problems to death” to “murder is the only option”

[@deathmeter7243]

He explains it later, 10:26, observational learning. He observed and learned.

[@zephyros2522]

"I am a positive role model." Yes you are Techno, the best. Fly high King

[@Dazaigawd]

fly high o7

[@atharvabandekar]

o7

[@lucad4666]

“I have a shirt” *has a piece of metal on, ah very comfortable*

[@kyoobqa]

You were, are, and always will be a positive role model, as well as the best Minecraft KZbinr and one of the best people I've ever seen. Rest easy, legend. I promise I'll stop crying someday.

[@siavashansari5774]

When i see his profile it makes me cry

[@unitypenguin7696]

Technoblade: Bow your problems to death with a bow and arrow Me: Wow, I never thought of that before. I was just going to use a lamp and Doritos chip

[@Bobelponge123]

UnityPenguin dorito chip

[@TheSuperRebel]

Y does this not have more likes

[@yux8331]

UnityPenguin my little cousin is just nailed with 3 shots on her head

[@thelunamage5772]

Kinda disliking my dad, friends and school recently.... Thanks Technoblade i knew i could always count on your advise! :D

[@mailinmartin7877]

Technoblade “getting destroyed” is him dropping 2 hearts lol

[@Zen-pc8yz]

So true

[@cr0wnin]

I just opened up my computer to this and then immediately switched to an anime without thinking, so you can imagine my surprise when the protagonist opens his mouth and technoblade's voice comes out lmfao.

[@reverie5760]

"I'm not sure how you can call hacks... I think you had a total of maybe like 7 frames in that entire 10 second fight, but maybe those TEN FRAMES were enough." -Technoblade FTW

[@seapinecone2869]

4:45 - 4:49 Technoblade sounding like a teenage girlfriend wearing her boyfriend’s clothing, not a man who just murdered someone and is wearing their clothes. Same thing tbh

[@alicenotangel1923]

8:51-8:59 he sounds like a somebody being hit on (pun intended) but aren’t amused, kinda like a girlfriend

[@Auricalios]

"hi everyone my name is techno-chan"

[@jopy4790]

"Recognizable nick" More like Steve with a VIP and great stats

[@onlirier2993]

"Jail time cannot be used to buy any sort of Skywars perks." - Technoblade 2017

[@mershusisushi2984]

"Do not stab someone in real life, It will not give you coins, it will give you jail time" Too bad I already did

[@Ok-tg8mn]

what

[@mershusisushi2984]

@@Ok-tg8mn what

[@PaxonSYS_VODS]

uhmm... I'm just going to.. walk.. away... uhmm... *runs away screaming*

[@brookie_pooh]

The question is, did you get away with it?

[@frankcastle1862]

69 likes

[@alyxin1879]

Me: well techno is being very mean to casuals like me on skywars Techno: Skywars players are adorable, fluffy, and completely unaware of there surroundings Me: k then

[@Baymerlin]

Haha casual

[@임소영-h3x]

He is (EDIT: was) a positive role model and he will be that way....forever Rest In Peace

[@AndroidX1X]

you mean was lol

[@JRat-zw8ft]

@@AndroidX1X you aint relevant :)

[@AndroidX1X]

@@JRat-zw8ft who?

[@JRat-zw8ft]

@@AndroidX1X you blind? You. Aren't. Relevant.

[@AndroidX1X]

@@JRat-zw8ft asked

[@craftyskeleton4895]

you were an amazing role model Alex, rest easy now buddy.

[@SwiftySapphireYT]

Rest easy, Technoblade You were a great part of our childhood over the years… 1999-2022

[@DragonStar2222]

Fly high, Technoblade. You will forever be a legend and I will never forget you. I love you Techno.

[@gamerguy5095]

rip technoblade we will all miss u

[@Dazaigawd]

fly high o7

[@wtf.laurie]

*Mom walks in at ****9:49* Techno: "Murder is the only option" Mom: "BILLY YoUre GrOUnDeD"

[@godsleftcheek]

Timestamp is 1 second to late.

[@annabellefrederick4992]

Ok so 9:48

[@gamingjedi52]

Wait your name is billy? Lol

[@imacouchpotatoandiamproud8975]

Rest easy now Technoblade. You might not be with us today but you will always be in our hearts! and in the immortal words you have uttered and now ring painfully in our ears... "Technoblade never dies!"

[@sarwatarannya8786]

"its because i'm black" this still gets everytime even after 3years

[@pablo-yj3yt]

how is it clickbait when he says he's a positive role model for children?

[@Technoblade]

clearly there's an excessive amount of capital letters in the title

[@Kastrom_]

Technoblade are taking private classes from Lance Stewart????

[@-magnus-8898]

Cause he says he stabs children for coins lol

[@Iliadic]

You haven't watched techno much have you?

[@alrightytighty1572]

I have no pants and I’m slapping people with meat.

[@Esteban-br9dq]

**talks about saying weird stuff in videos** **A few minutes later** "bow your problems to death yes, murder is the only option!!"

[@vulture4117]

I swear this video used to be called "i am a positive role model for children"

[@TripodRain]

dif vid

[@bruhmazing2158]

Mysteries of the world: The Nicholas that inspired “nickname”

[@GrumpyAboutEverything]

You are a positive role model Technoblade I will never meet a person with your level of strength, determination, a person with a mind and heart like you. A person who cares about his family, friends and fans like you. You looked at everything so positively even with a disease like cancer, even in your last moments you cared about us. Your video where I've been and so long nerds showed us that. Your rare inspirations while playing minecraft. Countless laughs and memories you've given us. Even when you're no longer physically present with us (although you are in our memories, our hearts and in our minds) Present in your spirits you continue to be a massive source of inspiration especially to our friends who are suffering through cancer. You're father and mother too have done a lot for a lot of young people through grants and scholarship. Technoblade you and your family is and will continue to be a source of inspiration and ofcourse a positive role model for ALL of Us. You're One of Us. Rest well Technoblade because YOU HAVE TO CONQUER THE HEAVEN o7 👑🐷❤ I miss you Technoblade and your videos are helping me a lot to get through the feeling that you're no longer with us.

[@fishuss6417]

0:26 Ight guys lets all make the collective decision to not mention this to twitter

[@scirvy]

Agreed

[@CatSevendee]

Agreed! Honestly I would cry if this one gets priveted.. It's one of my most favorites

[@me-cp7he]

Please let’s because idk what I’m gonna do if he privates everything he’s literally the best KZbinr ever

[@Ohms1on1]

youtubers can't even make a joke becuz of cancellation

[@thomashuang9938]

the title is true. You were one of the best role models. Rest easy.

[@cairiie_9673]

you most definitely are and will always be. we miss you techno ❤

[@zane7636]

10:37 “Dont stab people in real life, you will not get coins, you will get jail time, and jail time can not be used to buy any kind of skywars perks” -Technoblade

[@Coppletop]

Forever. You will be remembered forever, Technoblade. We will miss you so, so much- farewell! 🐷👑🎗

[@soruupan9000]

5:50 "How did i miss... I, I clicked..."

[@ayimany499]

"Yes, he is Child Friendly" Technoblade: *Death is the only option*

[@eyaloz7794]

correction: MURDER is the only option ps: sadness

[@risingskyes3178]

You always were, buddy. Rest in peace.

[@eeska4959]

“In my defense, Skywars players are adorable, fluffy, and completely unaware of their surroundings” Sounds about right

[@playboss101]

Technoblade always has ideas for titles... Who are you and where's techno

[@Jay-629]

Erm he just says the main topic (or some random thing in all lowercase) so it's not that hard if he talks

[@playboss101]

yeh

[@v1n_cen7]

He really was a postive role model until the very end.

[@OSKVAJ]

my favorite Skywars experience was when I walked up to a guy he turns around walks of the map and calls hacks

[@DaMelon23]

Wait a minute that was me

[@carnegie7155]

0:44 techno:“i’m not good with literary analysis also tecnno: **is an english major**

[@McpcmStavros]

Adult without life, killing randoms for coins ...

[@spore6076]

*college

[@idkanimations4236]

It's not like you don't play videogames my guy

[@SW-fb1wh]

Me in skywars everytime..., Me: full diamond juggernaut w/ sword Also me: sees some guy with full iron armour with a stone sword coming towards me Me: *runs away*

[@arandompersun3973]

So Trueee

[@alyssaburger4079]

Me too haha

[@duckmanmeme6331]

"burger is the only option" -Technoblade 2017

[@Burger44]

Yep

[@Jessica-jt7ul]

Username checks out

[@jasonfan1265]

I came back to watch techno after he passed, all I have to say. I miss you techno, you and your content, if you're in heaven rn, I hope you look down and can see how many people you have helped. You provided happy and sometimes "positive" content for people to watch. Rest in peace.

[@tapwut]

Tecnoblade you are my 7year old son Now he hates school and is very sarcastic

[@Kenadian]

Technoblade is your son?

[@BigPatty69]

Kenadian and he is pnly 7?

[@capt_noo]

@@BigPatty69 he's 10 now

[@TEboh-dy6ut]

@@capt_noo actually he's 69

[@BriannaQing]

@@TEboh-dy6ut that is terrible math

[@PaxonSYS_VODS]

"I am just so not interested in you and your superior armor" *little did he know...* (8:48)

[@byrdyboi]

“BOW YOUR PROBLEMS TO DEATH, WITH A BOW AND ARROW” Technoblade - 2017

[@yuyo3841]

You are techno, you are

[@ookieososes]

o7

[@vogeline_]

OMG REALLY

[@x1slay]

"I am a positive role model" Yes you are RIP Legend

[@InfernoFion]

you’re telling me that 5 years ago, nobody even thought to name their mc account “Nick”

[@necrozplayz5248]

someone probably named their mc account as nick but didn't use hypixel

[@cheploper4621]

When that guy got killed and just said "Technoblade."

[@drwrecker3833]

techno your face is a thumbnail

[@kingpotatochips9458]

DrWrecker its called "clickbait"

[@kingpotatochips9458]

And i love it.

[@drwrecker3833]

me 2

[@notactive7099]

Elsker dit efternavn "Møller"

[@churic6]

Malthe Møller only works on technoblade

[@uhluminum]

The title hits different now

[@matchaa7313]

"it's because i'm black" this was only running bc it was 6 years ago

[@RainbowStar2005]

thank you for surviving the purge-

[@nbrubacher11]

“You and your Superior armour” Technoblade just predicted Skyblock

[@TaylenYoung-x4z]

0:26 Thank god his first face reveals weren't popular

[@northsidechase]

Wow, that title is more of a lie than 99% of the time people say "I love you"

[@Jacob0ne]

Unexpand :D 😂😂 ikr

[@Forey7]

or 99% of the time people say gg

[@SpudRusset]

Chief Chase who hurt you?

[@SpudRusset]

DvH2 you just did too

[@Efsaaneh]

"This is discrimination it's because I'm black" - Technoblade 2017

[@abdullahrajwani6738]

I have never seen techno dying in dream smp ,skywars,bedwars and pvp

[@b4aden326]

This was always my favorite video when I was younger, I was a kid with unchecked internet access and luckily I only used it to watch Minecraft, and this video made me laugh so much. Thank you, I’ll miss you so much.

[@harospex]

5:06 he got kissed by techno before dying to him

[@k1ng_c0olz80]

6:03 Techno: And were back- ... 😂😂

[@maniswore]

Mother: "Are you watching something that makes you smarter?" Child, "Yes Mother, I know know how to stab afk people with golden apples."

[@minionsmini0n992]

"He is five miles away. Let me just cross the Pacific." Hey Techno I have some news for you... The Pacific is larger than 5 miles across. lol

[@ryan_gamer9938]

YOU ARE THE BEST ROLE MODEL/PVPER/AWESOME YT CHANNEL/WOULD SUBSCRIBE/GOOD THINGS IN LIFE/YOU WILL NOT KILL A BEAR/RUN'S AWAY FROM ALL HIS PROBLEMS.

[@elis6299]

Ryan_gamer games, videos, stuff wat dafack

[@YottaBite]

"it's because i'm black" - Techno

[@Teqnifii]

I mean it is just objectively funnier than "discrimination because I'm white"

[@chickenreaper512]

9:51 Technoblade: MURDER Is The Only Option Claims he is kid friendly This is joke so chill if not chill

[@archiethegrape8080]

Technoblade is a great role model to me, he’s taught me so many different ways to get rid of Orphans

[@velest1al]

Anybody got this in their recommended? Techno Never Dies ♥

[@TimhamerM13]

8:15. Exactly what you’re saying 😅

[@jiasharma646]

"or they're badlion supervillains who have been playing competitive sports since the age of three" This ticks all boxes of my athletic soccer brother

[@helper_bot]

8:12 "Now the first thing you do when you get married is: you go to, you go to your wife and you take off all of her clothes," -Technoblade, Bannerlord stream 4, 59 minutes 45 seconds in

[@astrius22]

You sure as hell are, Techno. We love you.

[@Xanosaur-_-]

He really was a good role model.

[@willeumy]

8:51 his WHAT armor? his SUPERIOR armor? techno predicted skyblock?

[@justjoshingyou0]

coming back to this only now i realise how loud his keyboard actually was

[@Ava-np9xn]

You were the best role model. Thank you Alex. For everything.

[@yellow-ish4200]

You were not a good nor a bad model, Technoblade. (You were both to me.) You're a positive role model.

[@thegreathussar9442]

10:36 good advice thanks technoblade you changed my mind!

[@lapinus]

0:27 luckily twitter hasn't seen this video yet

[@jimbus6401]

ive reached the peak of KZbin existence where every next video on autoplay is a technoblade video.

[@cybercrime7436]

“That’s how you get really good skywars stats; is you just get good at running away” Technoblade uses the secret Joestar technique confirmed.

[@xianzhongzhang1926]

Do you think you're safe? You're not safe. You're dead! -- Technoblade 2017

[@RambleAnimations]

LMAO TECHNO PRIVATE THIS, THE ALT GIRLS ARE GONNA CANCEL YOU

[@gunwooksgf]

5:02 if techno got this close to me I would scream

[@santoi]

Rest in peace Technoblade Descanse en paz Technoblade 1999-2022 🐷👑♥🕊

[@prototron0955]

0:25 he is about to get cancelled for a video made 3 years ago

[@eckstheorphanmurderer1038]

actually 4 years ago

[@kreestup]

"Yeah give him almost full armor, its because im black" - Technoblade

[@GeneralCam]

cooking with tecnoblade prooves this incorect

[@masterdoge987]

GeneralCam7 it was a joke

[@lukestrand5973]

"It's because i'm black" -Technoblade 2017

[@ivygail3855]

You are a positive role model You showed me how to be an anime protagonist

[@blacklite1557]

“I hear blocks”- Technoblade

[@jmayes7528]

7:07 ISupraPvP: Noob Also ISupraPvP one second later: ISupraPvP fell into the void

[@pydratyte7352]

Technoblade: Im kid friendly Also him: BOW YOUR PROBLEMS TO DEATH MURDER IS THE ONLY SOLUTION