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#chess #ChessBut #drawback

[@knightbloodking]

Incredible, absolutely flawless calculations of the win rate.

[@-dennis3755]

he's an asian

[@Drakojana]

That 200% winrate last week was a setup in case he'd lose. Clever. Very clever.

[@Seki545]

Yeah, Chess Simp has many talents besides chess, like mathematics and mental yoga.

[@kevindegryse9750]

no doubt

[@serioussilliness2064]

he won't, he coward mmmmmMM

[@scrab]

Opponent is a coward for not revealing his drawback smh

[@pretzelman945]

Frfr

[@GerhardTreibheit]

fr

[@firstlast8085]

FR!

[@MorsCustos]

No but revealing the drawback at least gains respect in his opponents eyes​@j.b.5422

[@mingyue_chen]

True, especially since he'll still have a huge advantage if he reveals it. It's simply an act of courtesy.

[@thebone7622]

When the math ain't mathing but you must do anything for the sacred 100% winrate

[@Feuerteufel99]

He uset the same math politicans use

[@RaceBandit]

After Giveaway he said his winrate for that was zero.

[@fabianwittmann8121]

You calculated your win rate wrong. It was 200%. Now you lost a game and therefore only have won 2/3 of your games, so 200%*2/3=133% You're welcome

[@lunabob-ie5qx]

it's actually 300% * 2/3 = 200%

[@GerhardTreibheit]

Dude, I'm having a stroke someone pls help

[@ahmadjauhar4562]

I meant the 200% win rate is wrong already, so you correcting it is still wrong

[@poochycosme]

It's simply 200% since he adds 100% every win so 100% + 100% + 0% = 200%

[@nemonaught2772]

@@GerhardTreibheitThe other comments are 133% wrong.

[@taimastazabekov6906]

3:17 I really wish simp looses next game so that by his own logic his win rate would be zero. I would love to hear his excuse

[@piedsniques]

02:00 I'm surprised you didn't move your knight to protect your other knight as they are the only pieces that can take the queen

[@JimCullen]

Yeah, 4. Ne7 was the best move in that situation. No idea why he didn't do it.

[@GerhardTreibheit]

In hindsight its obviois ofc

[@JimCullen]

@@GerhardTreibheit not just in hindsight, it's what I was expecting him to do before he moved the pawn instead

[@piedsniques]

not really in hindsight : it's a few seconds after saying that only the knights can capture the queen. (first time for me to notice something on the channel not in hindsight - probably last time... except for the obvious checkmates in 10, of course)

[@Smokecall]

That was my exact thought, have your knights positioned to cover each other and the queen will have to avoid them

[@dovetm1241]

Drawback chess, but you need to guess your opponents drawback correctly before you mate him

[@ChaseJonas75]

That would actually be interesting. Maybe they should program in a list that you can guess from for your move. If you guess correctly, now you know their drawback, but if you don’t, then they get a free turn.

[@magentaballthepolandball5130]

so... after the next loss, simp's win rate is going to be 0%

[@DehumanisedOnYT]

No, because it'll be 2 wins and 2 losses, and 2 is 100% of 2, so 100% win rate

[@magentaballthepolandball5130]

but a second loss will mean 100% - 100%, so 0%

[@DehumanisedOnYT]

@@magentaballthepolandball5130 always make the numbers work for you, 2 = 100% of 2, simples ❤️

[@PetitNuageML]

OMG it was me !! I had "Nurturer: you can't capture their king until you've promoted a pawn", so I needed to make some room on the board. BTW, playing chess used to bore me at one point, but your videos were enjoyable to watch, thx to the challenges and your humor. I discovered drawback chess thanks to you. I would be happy to play again together, more evenly (i'm not a paid actor ahah). Thank you :)

[@aomafura3374]

that's what a paid actor would say

[@satgurs]

you're a coward for not revealing your drawback

[@aralornwolf3140]

*Shakes Head* Not all drawbacks are created equal. The Medusa drawback is... brutal. As long the opponent doesn't blunder their queen to the knights, this drawback is a near 100% loss. ... Are the drawbacks based on Elo?

[@PetitNuageML]

@@aralornwolf3140 I think the reward in elo is based on the elos of the players and the gap of difficulty with the two drawbacks

[@satwiksahu486]

Simp while calculating piece distance: 2√5 is 4.4 which is less than 5 hence this move is legal Simp while calculating win rates: 200%

[@corhydrae3238]

Maybe he's just a halfblooded asian.

[@skygazer5375]

That math at the end is so bad it automatically revokes your Asian status

[@toms75]

There is actually a use for the "reveal" button. It's almost always a bad idea to resign, because for all you know your opponent could lose next move due to their drawback. If you're winning and your drawback won't stop that, you can reveal it so that your opponent knows they can actually resign.

[@mattlm64]

Chess, but you learn how percentages work.

[@Flechashe]

Chess, but you learn about KZbin algorithm and engagement baiting

[@serioussilliness2064]

he coward

[@anthonyretroroulette7823]

I'm no mathematician but I don't think that's how percentages work.

[@Sturmwald]

Don't let your parents see your math

[@panda4247]

1:35 wouldn't Qxf7+ be a checkmate with your drawback? The opponent did not see that either

[@whocares2277]

The game doesn't have checkmate, you need to capture the king. Simp's opponent couldn't do that before promoting a pawn due to their own drawback so they had to ravage through the position for a bit more.

[@panda4247]

@@whocares2277 ah yes, but Simp does not know that :) (and neither did I when I wrote the comment, we found out at the end of the video... and to be honest, by that time I completely forgot about this situation) (and by checkmate, I mean a situation where Simp cannot avoid to be captured on the next move) But in that case: when Simp realized that it was a checkmate and the opponent did not do it, maybe it's an extra information for him (e.g. either the opponent does not see it, or he might have a drawback that he cannot checkmate me yet)

[@whocares2277]

@@panda4247 Yes, these things are definitely useful when playing because they give a hint about the drawback, but not every missed opportunity has to be a drawback - people blunder a lot, too.

[@Steelflex33]

Steiner math at the end was hilarious

[@GlobalWarmingSkeptic]

Simp is gonna have to wrestle a lot of countries to get on Steiner's level.

[@MasterSeyer]

But if you add Kurt Angle to the mix? Your odds of winning drastic go down!

[@ezpzjayzaar]

lmao that's not how math works but I do like the way you think xD

[@Soapromancer]

That medusa drawback is basically a guaranteed loss if they push their queen. Wth

[@asdfqwerty14587]

I think it's probably not so bad if you don't have to reveal it, because people obviously don't want to put their queen in a position where it could be attacked if they don't know what your drawback is.. but when it's revealed, there's really just nothing you can do (except maybe try to guess what the opponent's drawback is and hope it's somehow even more crippling).

[@gloweye]

That is definitely how percentages work.

[@Flechashe]

Judging by the comments, Simp is an expert at baiting engagement lol

[@Eira_99]

Should actually still be 200%, if each game is from 0-100 but adds onto the last one like before. Then it's just that you add 0%, not take any away.

[@AzureTempest]

100 Rated Chess, but you choose another challenge, then say that challenge in the chat

[@authorinthedark]

drawback: if the opponent says please, you lose simp: *reveals drawback*

[@LegendRidham]

As a math schollar, I am getting OCD with Simp's Math.

[@cupsdareal9632]

Ah yes. Maths

[@alex_316]

Only a Knight can capture a woman in this challenge

[@whocares2277]

You basically need to set up your queen defended by a knight and hope the opponent trades with you. It's a brutal drawback, and showing it to the opponent gives them an easy win.

[@123pik1]

*angry mathematician noises*

[@teambellavsteamalice]

You missed moving the c6 knight to e7 so it protected the b8 knight. You'd only lost the rook and could then wait for the queen to get blundered. Instead you moved pieces without any sort of plan?

[@whosilence]

I expected reveal drawback to work for both players. If it's a one sided thing, I don't see much of a point

[@itsQuilow]

Math seems off for some reason but I won't question asian man

[@joshaw9968]

Chess, but every odd move you must move a piece (or pawn) to a dark square, and a light square on even moves.

[@SorakaOTP462]

Actually his winrate is 66.7%, not 100%.

[@donnythedingo]

I'm a math tutor and that's exactly how percentage works

[@matthewparker9276]

For move 2, should have played Nf6. Not the best move usually, but it attacks the queen and defends the h pawn. From there all you can do is hope that their challenge forbids a quick checkmate.

[@ristokovachev5290]

Your math is blowing my mind

[@Kalvinjj]

100 rated math strikes back

[@kitthekat6844]

Love the drawback chess content ❤

[@plasmastorm8156]

67% winrate*

[@Diriector_Doc]

Damn. I didn't know that's how win rate percentage works. But you're Asian, so I trust your math :D

[@jacobgoldman5780]

Your opponent could have just taken everything besides your king with the queen than checked your king with their queen and wins since you couldn’t move on your turn.

[@Infarlock]

That's not how win rates work :D But it's chess simp so we have to agree

[@JoeSmith-bs1kt]

That math doesn't quite work out. But 66% is better than any baseball player in history, whether it be US or vietnam or whatever country.

[@MisterBrick42]

1:45 here I would've moved the other knight to E7, so it defends the first knight. That way, even if the queen goes for the rook first, the other knight still can't be taken without you recapturing. (i have not finished the video yet)

[@erik19borgnia]

Wait. Are you sure that is how percentages work? Wait, you're asian, you know math.

[@constablemittens]

The winrate calculation doesn't sound right to me, but I'm not a mathemagician so I can't really object

[@Slothptimal]

Knight C3 on move 2 would have saved the entire game. 😮

[@Ekh519haj]

actually you have won 2 out of 3 games played so therefore you have a 66.66666666% win rate

[@creativenametxt2960]

so... why didn't chess simp defend his knight with the other knight? that's the only piece that has any potential to hinder the queen, so that seems to make sense to me am I missing something obvious?

[@ecMathGeek]

The start of him employing the worst mechanic on this channel. Truly a historic moment.

[@dutchuncle2716]

Wait, Simp is bad at math! I thought he was Asian?! I'm so confused.

[@flutiyama]

Those percentages sounded a little sus... Are you sure you're Asian?

[@mtlsteven]

your strongest move is knight E7, so the knight protect each other, as it's the only piece that can attack the queen lolll

[@Desslosh]

You should have defended your horse with your other horse... I think

[@NoomStuff]

Video 101 of asking simp to play fps chess We keep going

[@RSMKierra]

We are going to show your win rate calculation to your asian parents !!!

[@dartadeqso]

I hope your asian parents don't see this or the last drawback chess video. At least no till the end.

[@alsen99]

NOOO THAT IS NOT HOW YOU CALCULATE WIN RATE 😭😭😭

[@arnesieper8332]

... this is not how mathemtic percentages work...

[@mahamotitactical]

Asian mother disappointed in your math grade.

[@LURTZcz]

well two out of three is more like 133% if you like to do math like that.

[@Lillyluri]

This is how math works.

[@IzuLeMat]

chess simp: -100% math win rate

[@Lopoi]

He is not called math simp afterall

[@arifezwan8893]

He used methametics to figure out his win rate

[@checkmate1284]

You should’ve tried to go for a stalemate

[@theominouspigeon]

chemms

[@AlejoGoVegan]

well that was certanly impossible

[@killianmiller6107]

Very un-Chad math at the end

[@deus_vult_1099]

That winrate proves simp is not an asian

[@YamiSuzume]

Asian doing weird math is weird

[@Gaslightere]

intro genshin music

[@PianistSarnav]

Which website is this

[@Pankypops]

66.6666~% winrate*.

[@San-lh8us]

why not Ne2 at 1:34? considering how the other guy was playing he could have blundered his queen at some point, perhaps, maybe, idk

[@Aaronrose575]

Wait, it's that how math works?

[@farouqbaiti4315]

Well you were so unlucky.😏

[@Person-ef4xj]

There have been a few times my opponent revealed their drawback to me, so you might not be the only one to reveal your drawback to your opponent unless that was you playing me those few times and just decided the game was too short. Also you’re at a 66.666666666666666666666666% win rate not a 100% win rate.

[@itstrivikram9619]

You should go back to school

[@faxhandle9715]

Fuzzy math is fuzzy! 😂😂

[@ShanthoshVijayakumar]

What is that app called

[@NoobieAbhinav]

The math ain't mathing

[@HitchhikerCAFL38]

This deserves more attention tbh

[@maccqs]

I think that everyone will agree that opponent was a coward for taking advantage of simps drawback and not revealing his drawback even tho it would be still impossible to win for simp.

[@lonelyPorterCH]

Only horses are immune to medusa, makes sense^^

[@maksusik]

We love the math

[@Ch1pp007]

I've played this one. You need to take the queen with a knight early on.

[@fengardice]

Perfect math

[@dawidwojacki5049]

I think simp doesn't know how percentages work

[@phantomfish3555]

SIMP MATH

[@pierrevandenbroeck9572]

What's the song he uses in the beginning of the video?

[@sherwinbangs]

Some COWARDly math at the end

[@GazzyW007]

Simp with the Scott Steiner maths degree.

[@denisroym2110]

Love your math! No comment on my side 😑

[@char1194]

Sun Tzu rolling in his grave rn

[@Anonymous-hv7fh]

You got humulated😂

[@WaterZer0]

The math do be mathin.

[@mimiaumeow]

m a t h

[@kerj8580]

That’s not how percentages go, sir. You’re at 66.67% win rate.

[@Lettuce-fl4wt]

I feel that site should by default give the same handicap to each rather than different ones

[@scar6286]

That completely destroys the idea, and would not work well.

[@Lettuce-fl4wt]

@@scar6286 No