Nobody Should Say This To Their Mom

[@dudebop8203]

Plot Twist Amanda put the beer there so that Drew wouldn’t notice she went to Afghanistan.

[@ellotheregovna401]

you’re connecting the dots!

[@jessethemenace]

It all makes sense

[@dudebop8203]

@@jessethemenace Yes indeed

[@latedawns1797]

LOGAN PAILLLLL!!!

[@dudebop8203]

@@latedawns1797LOGAN PAIL

[@mrlagx]

Girl: "No way!" Spanish Subtitles: "OMG"

[@SonicsOfClubPenguin]

Yeah

[@najo7511]

Maybe there's no translation for "No way", so THEY put "OMG". Don't be dumb. It's common sense

[@tiyself]

@@najo7511 i cant tell if ur joking, or just dumb

[@avocado8137]

mrlagx I am Mexican and people say no like just in English.

[@najo7511]

@@mrlagx I said "Maybe"!

[@misseli1]

"Canceling the 14 Shrek sequels they had planned, saying there was simply *too much* interest"

[@Br_eden_LL]

No you idiot it's they're

[@danielguillen8456]

@@Br_eden_LL shut up

[@charlottejacobi2743]

Lol ya'll arguing about grammar

[@db5094]

@@Br_eden_LL shut up its there go learn grammar

[@Br_eden_LL]

@@db5094 first of all, wooosh. Second of all, you need to learn grammar yourself. (The difference of its and it's specifically.)

[@feddyfaburr]

The misplaced beep after Amanda swore was peak comedy

[@annamariewaithira]

I was looking for this 😂😂

[@jacksonwegner13]

@@annamariewaithira same lmao

[@bruh-mm9dj]

What are you doing... *DESPERATE* ?

[@aaronpomerantz8542]

Roasted!

[@sofialamali6669]

I didn’t know desperate was a verb until today 😂

[@legokid6281]

666 likes

[@coeliduffy1079]

more like who’s she doing

[@sofialamali6669]

Coeli Duffy OMGGGG I- 😭😭😂😂

[@khadijahmuhammad4771]

Son: "That's my type of girl" *Oedipus has entered the group chat

[@chickengirl6814]

Khadijah Muhammad i....

[@Nick-nx4ye]

IM SCREAMING

[@simonkemfors]

He stabbed out his eyes when he found out he had married his mom

[@jacobigunsalus5061]

@@simonkemfors fine, _Freud_ has left the group chat

[@datnigwr]

XDDD

[@applemcdonald5972]

*slaps roof of instagram video* this bad boy can fit so many twists in it

[@ethan4307]

this bad boy can fit so many *THUD* s in it

[@swordslash50]

I did not know I needed this

[@monke6166]

This is underrated

[@ThatOneGuy0812]

Vixian The SpiritDragon it is

[@connor4476]

BITCH I ALWAYS BEEN BAD

[@sydneyanderson8457]

Okay but did Danny film a “KZbin video” just for Drew to use in this skit because that’s stinking adorable.

[@porscheshot2282]

He literally activated my Alexa 😂

[@chocolatebar9395]

Ikr

[@DiamantisHell]

I thought it was real till I looked ot up

[@dylsaster]

@@DiamantisHell wait it isn't???

[@christophercarter9398]

@@dylsaster the yt vid made by Danny at the first skit at the beginning where he sais Logan Paul punted his dog and the title is “HWAT THE HELL LOGAN PAUL”

[@InternetSuperstarDavidElliott]

*Its so nice of Drew to have created KZbin, you'd think more people would have joined by now though*

[@snowshad0w]

I feel like if anything... more people are leaving hmmm

[@hiitsnicetomeetyou]

Yeah. It's really nice of him to keep making videos even though nobody else is on here.

[@jazzy_jayyy5718]

I wonder if there will ever be other youtubers. So far he's the only one

[@InternetSuperstarDavidElliott]

backbone jones everything you write between two asterix symbols becomes *T H I C C*

[@TheDeadMeme27]

backbone jones example: * SUCC * = *SUCC*

[@em7178]

the “cute boy” in the fight skit looked like one of those boys in 3rd grade with the awkwardly spiky gelled hair and the plaid button up shirts

[@wistful4684]

it’s just maddie yes

[@thepineappleman4442]

Ok

[@kentuckyfriedchildren5385]

Do you have a problem with plaid button up shirts?

[@barackobama5598]

Why do i somehow know exactly what you're talking about?

[@Beavis-ej3ny]

That was me in kindergarten

[@b3nt079]

I really wonder who'd ever think about making their underage son who likely has no idea whats happening or what they're saying to flirt with his mother on social media

[@ihategachalife679]

Ikr... ....btw....

[@koreaois4652]

@@camrynr4836 what did they say

[@koreaois4652]

@@camrynr4836 ok

[@potatochip422]

K I Y O T A K A. I S H I M A R U

[@eveleen.]

@@potatochip422 ah yes i see you are a another person of culture

[@nopeunid]

I thought that when the girls bumped into each other they were just going to keep taking things off until it was just two skeletons arguing.

[@excuseu2563]

Why did I laugh at this

[@ghostytrickster33]

unrelated to the comment but another hk fan!

[@airotiv7916]

This would have been better

[@galleryofrogues]

@@excuseu2563 cuz it’s hilarious

[@taiyorenai7690]

THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO FUNNY OMG

[@GuitarTortilla]

Did she say the f word? I couldn’t tell with the exceptional censoring

[@KnuckleHunkybuck]

"Drew, what the fuc*?"

[@sapehc]

“Drew, what the fuck **”

[@kimberlyaguirre3660]

Tor Tilla same

[@ninar9664]

I think she said “Drew, what the duck?”

[@Ryder-md1cs]

"I think it would be like really funny if she froze to death." - Drew Gooden, 2018

[@realbrightnights]

Yeah

[@alexzablah1455]

I understand the people offended by the sexualization of the woman, but my question is why the lady has to get approval on how she looks from a pipsqueak five year old even within the context of the video she made.

[@davidjames-cameron617]

Also the fact that thats her son.....her 5 year old son....

[@faintedtoast1670]

Sweet home alabama

[@Z00MZ.DESTINY]

Alex Zablah it’s called a joke dipshit

[@elysereed663]

QuestOfGames YT not a very funny one

[@user-rb8on9qj5u]

dana stef lmao I understand your point, but this is the internet, people aren’t gonna “whatch” their language 😂😂

[@lulutunes7496]

Drew just doesn’t like these videos cuz his name backwards is “werd”

[@melpomenethemuse]

You’re only saying that because your name backwards is still eve.

[@sorenthefunkyman]

nedooG werD

[@zoinkle4466]

Da bird bird bird, bird iz da werd

[@zoinkle4466]

@Lalith Bharghav Oh, da bird bird bird, da bird iz da werd

[@deadinside4372]

Danny is kinda "werd" today

[@alexas.7634]

She tries the "Modern Family" vibe and overplays it.

[@Eyeball44]

Omg yeah

[@froggy3268]

Isobel Macdonald modern family did it first and better 🥺

[@michelelabrador7312]

Your Dad I don’t think they were the first to do the ‘spicy Latina’ stereotype

[@digable_celestial_dwarfs6778]

And commits the fatal flaw of not being Sofía Vergara

[@frnksfrthmmrs2508]

*why do I feel like drew just filled that beer bottle with water*

[@lookhowlittleiamimalittleg8546]

i've seen you in a comment section b4 and someone pointed out your username so i'm gunna recognise it this time. lol ur username. i like fob too.

[@lookhowlittleiamimalittleg8546]

@@sapph____ lmao ello fellow Youngblood

[@lookhowlittleiamimalittleg8546]

@@sapph____ ayyy

[@Doctor_Straing_Strange]

He's not old enough

[@cymothoa.exigua]

I appreciate your profile

[@immortalsun]

”I think it would be really funny if she froze to death.” ― Drew Gooden, 2018

[@biostar4]

But... but... the video is 2018?

[@cloud-lw6np]

The video was posted in February 2018 if you didnt see the first reply

[@karlovisttimes8271]

420 likes

[@ia490]

Holy shit I read this just as I saw it

[@FirstLast-cw6tz]

This didn’t age well

[@heather_doestruecrime]

“I think it would be really funny if she like.... froze to death” not how I thought that sentence was going to end lmfao

[@robertdowneysyndrome2150]

Also saying “mamacita” is pretty sexual it’s kinda like a cat call

[@vanillatea5674]

i call my mom mamacita-💀

[@therosejoker3685]

@@vanillatea5674 what the fuck

[@josehernan4466]

Depends on what context, some people call their mom's like that (and not in a sexual way lmao)

[@vanillatea5674]

Loubert Hernandez i dont mean it in a sexual way just as a joke lmao

[@Dell-ol6hb]

why walk a dog I’m Dominican so I don’t know about other Spanish dialects but to me mamacita is definitely a cat call of sorts I’ve never heard it used towards a family member tho lol

[@pplucker9486]

it isn't her bra because if she has four she's already wearing one...3rd plot twist

[@joyrats]

Wo

[@spookyho5994]

Wo

[@AndreaLopez-lr7yi]

Wo

[@aadyakarna5331]

Wo

[@sarina3607]

Wo

[@merh94]

Okay but you RECOGNIZE your bras those things cost like $50.

[@Liz-0804]

Mehr Patni I think he was getting at the fact that how could she not recognize her own bra when she only has 4, you would recognize the pattern on your own bra🤣

[@aeugchad]

Mehr Patni What the fuck really?

[@guen4413]

@@aeugchad if you want a nice one

[@lelnope30]

@@guen4413 Even "cheaper" ones are pretty expensive. That's why a lot of women only have a few bras, like less than 10. $30+ for a bra is expensive, so you end up just buying a few good ones and maybe some cheap cloth sports bras for home if you need to wear one for company. Sports bras can be very expensive too, but there are some super basic ones you can get that barely do anything lol

[@melissalonla]

@@lelnope30 10 bras? Hahahahhahahahaha how rich are you tho?

[@MariaTex3]

"Txunamy" is a very interesting way to spell a name. Also kinda odd that someone named their child after a type of dangerous natural disaster.

[@ilikecurry2345]

Other rejected names for this baby include Earfquayk, Turnaddo, and Fawrest Fyre.

[@beyondviolet]

@@ilikecurry2345 Fawrest Fyre 💀 their parents had a lisp

[@jobb4854]

Names in hispanic countries are really weird, like for example Nicole spelled Nickolle

[@gremloid]

i knew someone whose name was pronounced like tyranny

[@baintreachas]

⁠​⁠@@jobb4854ok but that’s not “Hispanic countries” that’s Venezuela (or some other specific country bc I’ve never heard of someone with a name like Nickolle or Txunamy)

[@Big_Steve11]

Who names a kid Tsunami? What's her brother's name, Hurricane?

[@shadowdecidueye]

What

[@omgitsalice]

It's Stormy ma dude

[@luisacardo_na]

Hahahahaha I actually laughed

[@becsocsci621]

Stevie Nines probably NikeAireesha

[@anisah7703]

Stevie Nines stormi

[@Guy25096]

How to properly censor: Get the part where they cuss Play the beep sound after they cuss Easy as 1 2 demonization

[@latedawns1797]

You’re a bot!

[@Rie_Bot]

@@latedawns1797 a discord bot name lol, i think this guys a real person

[@latedawns1797]

Riya yeah Ik

[@hnichole]

It kills me that no one has replied yet on "demonization" instead of "demonetization," I just perished away from laughing so hard. You just made my whole day. 😂

[@slimegood9192]

@@latedawns1797 the math isnt mathing

[@featheryfemme]

Drew: I'm not much to look at Also Drew: **is Drew**

[@lvbboi9]

"No no, he's got a point"

[@quiche_lorraine]

So the second video said "ladies dont be desperate", yet the first video showed the mom changing into tighter "sexier" clothing to impress... a child?? 🤨😂

[@Ollebolle112]

Bluegh

[@jimmypratt]

Also I like how the girl says “no way!” and then it says OMG in the translation

[@gianna8110]

Jimmy Prattipuss the coward of all battles ever and she also says “hi!” And the caption said “como estats ” LMAO

[@neptoro_o0o]

@@gianna8110 hahaha I didn't even notice that

[@pagesummer7628]

I would like to ask you politely to give a warning before this video. It is currently 3am and your Alexa triggered the Alexa in my room, that is hooked up to all the other speakers in my house, to play the national anthem at an incredibly loud volume waking every living soul in the area with the patriotic song of our country. What wasn’t patriotic was the grounding I’ve received from my parents.

[@sebjink.9037]

Oh my god

[@tirea277]

Dear Lord

[@Theycallmethek3]

Nah

[@pagesummer7628]

Junius Argonon ever heard of a thing called ‘a joke?’ Learn to take one

[@trickstab7903]

F

[@DarkBrandonnn]

"comment your name backwards" My name is natan...

[@odh3424]

rip

[@hazcy9550]

bruh my name is hannah

[@randomslomo1875]

sdrawkcab eman ruoy

[@sorenthefunkyman]

ok and

[@nielk.]

Mine reltih

[@crystaldawn9188]

Okay literally two years late, but you just set off my Alexa lol

[@excuseu2563]

Lol same

[@schmerin95]

Same!

[@spenceryang3400]

I'm 3 years late lol 😂

[@zach9227]

Just fricken started playing the star spangled banner at 7 in the morning

[@Mid-97]

3 years late

[@jarondratman]

I appreciate how much use you've gotten out of the dollar bill on your wall.

[@mrninjagon270]

ClassyCraft57 it's an amazing life hack!

[@jarondratman]

Mr Ninjagon "Amanda, check out this lifehack! I pinned a dollar bill to the wall so now we'll always know we have at least one dollar!"

[@SmartArtzzz]

What in the Oedipus complex

[@crystalline_stars]

OH NO

[@winkythreebeak260]

😆

[@Alicia-lo9gl]

Freud is shaking in his grave

[@fleadsy2572]

Well we don't see a father maybe her child did kill him

[@RCARD-pz2et]

That's so dang clever. My review 10/10 stars.

[@ycontrol2]

8:30 I honestly believed when it said she ran out of toilet paper then she put on pants I thought it would be like “oh no now my pants are all brown from my crap because I didn’t wipe”

[@deaddumplings5565]

Same

[@caiorezei]

"haven't drank a beer since my thirteenth birthday" My dude, seeing you open that bottle with a knife with almost no effort makes me feel like you may be lying. 🤔

[@beholdandfearme]

It was the fact that there was only one in the fridge that gave it away for me. Nobody buys a 1 pack of beer.

[@james_medlin]

Arnold Harding wow so smart

[@beholdandfearme]

@@james_medlin thanks dude!

[@itsmarioibc]

@@beholdandfearme maybe his wife's the drinker

[@starsoftiee]

I can’t figure out if this thread is a joke or not lol

[@victoriazamudio7583]

That wasn't her bra, bc if she only has 4, and three are on the drawer, and she probably is wearing one (the 4th one), then her boyfriend WAS cheating.

[@kiu4n]

Unless she's braless

[@motiveofenio818]

@@subekennedy9554 *how do you know this sacred information*

[@motiveofenio818]

@sunnie side gacha I'm sure you're fun at partys

[@motiveofenio818]

@@realmidzz it's a fucking joke

[@jazzy7924]

MotiveOfEnio they were staring intensely at her tits .-.

[@Aubreykittrell]

Amanda’s bleep/censoring was a fantastic touch

[@stoneseabolt]

Absolutely perfect.

[@ianhruday9584]

Drew's comedy has improved markedly over the last couple years. This video is kind of funny, but I can always tell when I'm watching an old video, especially if I've been watching his recent videos.

[@anna-fn2pi]

"I think it would be really funny if she froze to death." -Danny Gooden, 2019

[@asbestos-freecomedy]

This gideo wasn't from 2019

[@anna-fn2pi]

@@asbestos-freecomedy whatever

[@asbestos-freecomedy]

@@anna-fn2pi that's the spirit

[@anna-fn2pi]

@@asbestos-freecomedy Lol thanks? 😂

[@KnuckleHunkybuck]

@Asbestos-Free Comedy I laughed harder than I should have at "that's the spirit".

[@sapphiremarie7600]

"I understand it's like clickbait and stuff, but I just think it would be really funny if she, like, froze to death." He said it so chill, I just about died.

[@mimisaur5000]

Oh my god XD

[@lextatertotsfromhell7673]

Like the girl

[@becsocsci621]

Hehe you said chill. You’re punny 😄

[@buckybarnesrightpinketoe9243]

Your profile pic. Respecc

[@alissawilliams3435]

Sapphire Marie HEY GELLOW HAMILFAN!

[@bruhloved4267]

son: *points to his mom* now thats MY kind of girl! *S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A*

[@ServingOthers99]

ineffablesbians ROLL TIDE!

[@tirzxh]

😂

[@gagne6928]

Y E A H I M C O M I N H O M E T O Y O U

[@thenormalpsycho4198]

*W H E R E T H E S K I E S A R E B L U E*

[@Distorted_Toaster]

Its a mix of the sex offender shuffle and sweet home Alabama

[@codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers]

sometimes ill just watch a old Drew Gooden video because i can

[@codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers]

"so just make the videos in spanish" man Drew was going hard in 2018

[@triangularsphere]

Live laugh drew

[@Falkuzrules]

You're telling me that you can watch a KZbin video when it's not brand new??? When was that allowed?

[@alaskaroller2192]

Jesus Christ, that off time bleep actually killed me. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while

[@SunflowerMidori]

ITS AN ONGOING CHANNEL JOKE WHY DOES NOBODY CATCH ONTO THIS HE DOES IT IN SO MANY VIDEOS (im not trying to be mean just in case your'e a TriGgErReD sNoWfLaKe)

[@juliak5993]

Hey drew, can you tell us in a video where you got them curves? Cause *DAMN*

[@gamingwithdatboii4220]

I got those curves too!

[@joyrats]

@@gamingwithdatboii4220 You're literally 8

[@nitrotigeryt6876]

(. .) /( )\ | |

[@nitrotigeryt6876]

Curves

[@Malphas38th]

I thought that was Danny

[@anthonywagner8882]

I called my mom "Mamacita" once when I was 8 because the mexican neighbors called her that all the time and they said it meant "Fair lady" lmfaoo

[@shaylahuynh9586]

NOOOOO

[@MichaelR1275]

Oof

[@oneflamingpotato7965]

Oof Size: *MEGA*

[@ghgh-ny4fw]

@@sidiwvwhi i dunno but im pretty sure its equivalent to calling someone hot/sexy. correct me if im wrong

[@hamianagrande]

@@ghgh-ny4fw are you apart of the cow cult?

[@hawkingengineer1987]

My question is, how would she NOT know the bra is hers? I don't know, I've memorized all my clothing.

[@BizVlogs]

I don’t sit around memorizing my clothing, life is not a test: it’s the real thing.

[@ollieollieoxenfree3246]

@@BizVlogs women usually don’t own a hundred bras. it’s not hard to remember a few clothes you spent like $30-$40 each on

[@beyondviolet]

@@BizVlogs bruh you seriously don’t see a shirt and think “that’s not my shirt”? You lying lol

[@pap-fr]

​@@BizVlogsyou don't need to memorize clothing to recognize it's yours LMFAOOO

[@hshehhsheh1699]

​@@BizVlogs do you only remember things when they're in a test? how do you function?

[@ER-bt8kr]

The Son: That's my type of girl! Me: *Gets out Guitar* There once was a man named Oedipus-

[@micaelaproano7341]

Rex you might have heard about his odd complex-

[@cinnamon9174]

unknowning unknown and Alabama was created

[@dylansickinger545]

And he killed himself when he found out it was his mother.

[@thecamerayoongithrew2477]

Who is Oedipus? Can anyone tell me the story by any chance?

[@pinglabitoria5992]

@@thecamerayoongithrew2477 Its about a guy who fucked his mom and poked his eyes when he found out it was his mom

[@izzy3120]

8:25 now THAT was some effective censorship

[@MaleMan237]

272 likes and no comments

[@song._.athority2412]

@@MaleMan237 Incorrect, there is 1.

[@MaleMan237]

@@song._.athority2412 now there is 3

[@song._.athority2412]

@@MaleMan237 Incorrect, there is 4.

[@radyabarata]

@@MaleMan237 there is 5

[@EddieSMiles1]

"drew what the fuck *beep*" That made me laugh so hard

[@SunflowerMidori]

i think its an ongoing joke on his channel that most ppl don't catch onto, there's a video where he shouts fuck then three seconds later it bleeps and theres a censored block on the other side of his face, then another where he says bull shit and bleeps the "bull".

[@akashj8204]

Mr Lamp is most probably the most versatile actor I've ever seen!

[@rahkate4658]

Are you from the road work ahead vine? Oh never mind, that's someone else. Sorry Danny

[@piercetheclaire3144]

Lmao

[@kweebs5191]

😂 I-

[@rebanttttttttt]

Lol

[@DonMomotaro]

nO No NO tHiS iS drEw noT DanNy

[@DonMomotaro]

@@artdeco777 N O t H I s is D r e W n O t d a N n Y

[@dootdoot6130]

Not shreks 5-18!

[@nthnfanboi]

We still have Shrek 19

[@vmp916]

Too much interest

[@calabiyau9269]

shrek 12: heeeeres shrek

[@stoneseabolt]

The wait will never be ogre at this point :( I was so Shrekcited.

[@swankypants9366]

Shrenk 4.7: A Sprongle in Dongle

[@DiMagnolia]

I guess as long as you're attractive and loud, it counts as comedy?

[@penutbutter8650]

Only on Instagram tho

[@TheFrostyMan21]

@@penutbutter8650 ehhhh not so sure about that. youtube is a home for all these Instagram refugees. they think that cause they are popular on Instagram they can make it on this site. sigh

[@digitalharmony26]

penut butter literally half the cast of modern family, so not just insta 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@Beavis-ej3ny]

SSSniperwolf

[@ackerwoman16]

@@TheFrostyMan21 * cough * Lele Pons * cough *

[@Sarah2k4]

8:50 how did she get to the gas station when the car was out of gas..... ✨magic✨

[@LycheeGuy]

Could've been close by, plus that light is usually a warning that you're almost out of gas, so she still Could've made it to a gas station in time

[@justincruz5720]

Censored AFTER she said the swear. Hilarious.

[@ihategachalife679]

Poor Amanda...on the phone, and Drew interrupting her...

[@krankandgosh]

@@ihategachalife679 your name explains my life

[@mysteryname6792]

I was thinking that lol

[@sincerecinnamon]

@@ihategachalife679 why do you hate gacha life? Know what, nevermind I'm not getting in an online argument today

[@navivaldez6240]

@@sincerecinnamon yo mama.

[@LeonLush]

Hi Drew, I was just curious... any chance you know how long your toaster is?

[@uscman]

Leon Lush MA BOI!!

[@leonobrulj2100]

Leon Lush random doesnt equal funny

[@captainpatchwork8107]

Woah, now that's a reference.

[@MerkieAE]

random ≠ funny

[@alissawilliams3435]

Bill Bananius what a reference!to jack!

[@Swordprincess777]

You'd think that if she only had 4 bras she'd know what they looked like

[@aligoo4638]

You’d think you’d realise he already says that

[@lilystuart2077]

She obviously owns 5 cuz she’s wearing one...

[@shreeyastache]

Sora as a girl, i only own 5 (lol) and don’t remember them all.

[@cybirbandroid5762]

I mean.. I can tell which bras are mine vs which are my sister's when I visit her, and if the lady in the video only has 5, I think she'd be able to tell 😅

[@shreeyastache]

Killer Duck Honestly, for one, finding a bra that fits nice is hard. Either they’re uncomfortable, too tight, weird material, too loose, cups too big, band to big, straps too long and a bunch of stuff. I deadass spend hours finding the bra. Now, I own like 15 ish bras, but out of those, 5 are actually the ones that fit me right. I’ll buy them and think they’re fine, but some issue ends up happening. also, im not sure I can describe it well, but after wearing a bra in, it’s so much better. like, ill wear it for a week just because it’s nice and worn in. washing it kinda ruins that. and bras really don’t get dirty tbh. like yeah, be sanitary and wash them. ill go for most a week without washing my bra, but not in the summer (sweat). it’s a bit unhygienic but bra shopping is so damn hard.

[@immortalsun]

2:35 “You can do better” “Why not?” Yes, that is how humans talk.

[@CrazedKasaJizo]

I think she meant why is it not good, or something like that, plus it’s clearly not her native language so I can give it a pass

[@hshehhsheh1699]

this is how google translate thinks humans talk

[@hamzerpanzer]

​@@CrazedKasaJizoBut just make spanish reels... what's the point if English speaking or Spanish speaking people don't get anything out of it

[@surviveordie5028]

When he said “Alexa play the national anthem” it activated mine and here I am, listing to the star spangled banner.

[@Aleezakq]

Mine started playing the song by Lana Del Ray 😂

[@allymog5228]

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN 😀

[@abbypipes4875]

Ummm, why do those AirPods in the background have wires?

[@louds0ft593]

oh my god maybe it's the new version!!!!! ❤️❤️😍😍🔥🔥😎😎

[@tiny-monsterz16]

@@babress3119 ugh for real

[@pumpkineater6910]

Abby Pipes приходи

[@crystalvitagliano6381]

Abby Pipes idk

[@dedooriated1997]

Omg he's probably working for the FBI so he gets the unreleased Airpods 2

[@bennyfruit6124]

She’s like a discount Lele Pons. Interesting, didn’t know it got worse than Lele.

[@shaide5483]

It can

[@brandonalejandroblanco]

And she’s not even the worst Lele Pons copycat lol

[@winky1932]

Lele is worse

[@crochetbyjaiden3196]

Yep. There’s someone named Hannah Stocking

[@basil_is_unstable6613]

@Nova Ember oh gosh not her

[@Jane-oz7pp]

Why did she name her child tsunami? And why did she spell it with an x? Imagine naming your child Eaxthquake.

[@mikusFESTIVEtie]

Flxod

[@lost7149]

Xornado

[@cookiesncreme5075]

Xtormy

[@jagp135]

Typhxon

[@slimegood9192]

Lxndslide

[@stoophanie9023]

my name backwards is gerg

[@SpagEddie8113]

I’m gerg and nwotsitruk

[@seanisgone5413]

Fastest growing community on the internet. DON'T look that up.

[@hailey9034]

Sean Smith army

[@lildeskchair8026]

@@SpagEddie8113 aye Kurtistown

[@kira7485]

Arak

[@nickc3657]

4:50 “Txunamy” This is how the Mexican-Japanese war stats

[@DIEGOLOKO82]

ive heard worse names (in mexico)

[@Misa.misato]

Oh god, I didn't notice that the first time I watched the video lol I bet that name could be considered child abuse.

[@eminempreg]

Stats?

[@mankomamada2545]

yes,beans vs rice.little did they know how well they go together.

[@AD-cy4vj]

"Stats"

[@odeliahandy7991]

*3rd plot twists* it actually was another girls bra, because the missing bra was the one she was wearing

[@kyle-zg8ec]

*4th plot twist* She has 5 bras

[@KatherineGuevara12]

Plot twist, the bra was his

[@loveghibli]

😂

[@aarongarcia5037]

Plot twist: the bra never existed. In fact, the mother suffered from severe multiple personality disorder and was having a conversation with herself in a psych ward. The nurses in the ward wanted to fulfill her fantasy to create shitty Instagram skits and get lots of views.

[@kyle-zg8ec]

LolWut humorous

[@robertdoherty2001]

“Pretty funny for a 14-year old”. “No, man; he’s married” “What? That’s sick” “He’s 26!” “No he isn’t”.

[@confusedcaptain350]

BEST. INTRO. EVER.

[@chipskylark5500]

Deadass

[@dudephillips]

We have the same profile pic!

[@zoewhitecotton393]

He made my Alexa go off and play the anthem

[@justinshields8964]

8:27 great censoring job👍🏼

[@user-so5xe3fv5n]

Justin Shields i laughed out loud

[@sunshinejxssie3384]

Lol

[@euwah]

thats on purpose

[@alainanewlin664]

Lol😂

[@Henrus_Second_Channel_Now]

oevc are slash woooosh

[@maggiegray5517]

hey drew *can you tell us in a video how you got those curves*

[@adramalech5109]

that* curves

[@josie5877]

maggie gray curfts

[@jayokay9196]

Who wants free scarfts?

[@chhavimonga]

I remember watching this video when it was first posted in early 2018, Drew had like under 200,000 subscribes back then, it's so amazing to see how far he's come !!

[@Amandagooden]

Wow I thought you were just being a good boyfriend but you did it all for the video lol. I was like wow he cleaned the fridge and made the bed lol

[@drewisgooden]

Lol sorry babe

[@wheatleythebrick2276]

Lol so cute

[@andewr]

oh my god

[@commentdashitouttaU]

Get a room you two

[@Weird_but_neat]

Amanda Murphy the fact that your girlfriend created a KZbin account JUST to comment on your video is really hashtag goals Or wait I mean #goals

[@uncertain_zee]

...if it was her bra.. she did put it in there and just, what, forgot?

[@mariamgomaa1242]

.........Oh my *god*

[@dedusmuln]

i dont know how she could even do that lmfao,, bras are expensive af

[@griffinhillner3501]

Maybe he tried to steal it and say she put it there? Idk how he would’ve thought he could convince her but that’s my best guess.

[@chaicat3]

no, actually, the guy would be cheating, cause she would be wearing the one "missing"

[@ackerwoman16]

Exactly Who tf doesn't remember their bras??!!

[@seasaltine]

4:50 who names their child tsunami lmao like "here's my daughter tornado"

[@theloczek9582]

,,Oh tornado! Meet my daughter cyclone!"

[@TJ_Sauce]

There's a dude at my school named Hurricane.

[@theloczek9582]

@@TJ_Sauce Please tell me you are fucking joking

[@TJ_Sauce]

@@theloczek9582 I wish I was.

[@theloczek9582]

@@TJ_Sauce what the fuck

[@Callme.christiee]

when you tagged the police and fbi, i completely lost it and almost choked on my pizza LMAOOO love you drew

[@gammagoop]

I half-expected him to look at the beer bottle and it say “Forget juice” on the label

[@morivenit]

I'm the 69th like *hell yeah*

[@mightypistachio1726]

Cody Ko, Danny Gonzales, or Drew Gooden? More like Kelsey, Laura or Amanda

[@Dokataa]

?

[@laycebug3260]

purpleblueturtl The joke is that their girlfriends are Kelsey (Cody), Laura (Danny), and Amanda (Drew). If you don’t know who Cody and Danny are, they’re other funny people from vine. 🖐🏻

[@graceradojicic7578]

@@laycebug3260 love your name. Greg 4 life!

[@koffinkiss]

Amanda is superior

[@frederickschiller2185]

I love Danny the most but the others are great too

[@yuyu8478]

8:28 the only thing i find funny now is censoring cusses right after the curse word.

[@serenityfreeman5906]

One time a video they showed at a school assembly about gratitude or some shit did that (on accident tho) and everyone went bat shit crazy

[@doctorcorgi3134]

@@serenityfreeman5906 that's cause schools make a big deal about censoring stuff, so why don't we?

[@heatherperleberg7816]

I love how sad the fridge looks, like its literally just a bunch of condiments and 1 beer, with a bunch of empty space. He could by many more beer if he sold the dollar.

[@NIN0ID]

SOLD THE DOLLAR

[@Eric.Clarkeman]

@@NIN0ID well yeah it has a lot of value, it has a picture on the first president on it

[@rotroom]

sorry i know this is old but the phrase "sold the dollar" is the funniest thing i have ever heard

[@mariamz4]

Drew: buys a beer Also drew: shocked when he sees it at home

[@galleryofrogues]

WITCHCRAFT!

[@ninar9664]

Amanda bought it

[@clinicallymanic]

Wouldn't she be wearing the 4th bra?

[@poopboobfoot3478]

Plot twist number three: she actually had five bras

[@TeddymanYT]

luna NO WAY DUDEEE

[@dreapp9210]

she actually has 5 drew got it wrong

[@supernintendofan778]

You really expect this woman to wear a bra? If she's not wearing a bra then why else will children watch these videos?

[@catboyhotline]

Who tf wears bras at home?

[@supper5779]

8:25 I don’t think I’ve ever laughed at awful censoring before. Gg, Danny Gonzalez.

[@thekrunchycheez3758]

The time stamp is a little off :( NOT BEING PICKY

[@dylanthevillian516]

@@thekrunchycheez3758 haha ! I kept watching the video after clicking the time stamp wanting to rewatch the censorship and yeah it was definitely off. It took me a while to realize the censorship happens before 08:29

[@husband-of-chinggis]

is that your cat in the profile picture? it's adorable!! looks just like mine 😭💕

[@chomp4577]

@@dylanthevillian516 wait no it's 8:28

[@donttreadonme123]

@@chomp4577 maybe they wanted yall to see the context first?

[@rimurutempest4945]

His opening skit is more creative than almost half of every Tiktok and Instagram content.

[@mrwicklebottoms6711]

*the beer is why drew cant remember his rent*

[@shrutishah6748]

Hey drew! What's the name of the shade of lipstick that you're wearing? It's absolutely beautiful! :)

[@Jakepearl13]

S K I N

[@undercover_idiot]

Those and his marshmallow slicing cheekbones are a bit distracting.

[@boykapubg2645]

U r actly brnded

[@CosmicWhovian]

I've noticed this too, it works

[@alainanewlin664]

Lol😂

[@mariana31031998]

your tush is perfect the way it is, drew

[@Falkuzrules]

Never realized the fact that the Danny Gonzanny video was already on and halfway done playing when he woke up from his blackout.

[@matf655]

8:25 good cencorship Drew! I don't like those dirty words that I imagine she said

[@nugaming2498]

Captain Mallard what the fuck beep

[@emmafriend7122]

i think only having 4 everyday bras isn’t necessarily all that weird, but not recognizing one definitely is

[@stacy1780]

4? who do you think i am, the bourgeoisie? i have 2, and I only wear one of them

[@sophiaako7663]

@@stacy1780 Same, that shits expensive

[@summerj5279]

@@stacy1780 me asf

[@Trollestiatumblur]

@@stacy1780 LMFAOOOO absolutely felt that

[@TheYoungKilljoy]

I didn't recognise my toothbrush today :) Pasas que cosan

[@eveclark7598]

‘The last time I had a beer was my 13th birthday and I blacked out for a week’ *Distant laughter from the UK*

[@Eyeball44]

they are WEAK

[@Eyeball44]

how old were you when you first had alcohol?

[@sweetea777]

Eve Clark laughs in Canadian

[@erinhartshorn4644]

@@Eyeball44 4

[@Emulle]

Isobel Macdonald 1

[@mamaumbridge2272]

actually, at 3:52 it would be more realistic for the kid to get slapped/yelled at when he told his mom “jeez did you gain weight?”

[@sirmeerkat4706]

Wouldn’t the missing bra just be the one she had on in the video

[@bremensims6086]

No cause then she'd have 5 I guess

[@thea-ok1093]

TRIPPLE TWIST!!!

[@bongle_dongle747]

Unless... **nut**

[@heh9964]

Good point...

[@toby1407]

Aye I’m the *666* like

[@bewitchedbylena]

“She’s not on the phone with like Osama Bin Ladin” IM SCREAMING

[@captainpatchwork8107]

i bet you had a poker face while typing this

[@aydenlipman9317]

Why are you screaming

[@trexthriving]

I saw this as soon as it happened in the video

[@chrism4403]

lunarlena it's just a video, no need to scream at it

[@trexthriving]

was that a heccin dad joke??? because yes

[@stev6963]

“I’m not much to look at.” Jokes on you I think you’re an extremely good looking person to look at.

[@isaac_759]

same

[@ryanmcnair3451]

Agreed

[@kinggizzwizfizz]

Keep thirsting

[@c0smo709]

@@kinggizzwizfizz since when calling someone attractive is thirsting?

[@missesbuggie]

We stan drew we simp drew (This is a joke ya big dunce)

[@cur1ouscatf1sh]

I love how Drew was like “she only owns four bras??” as if that’s strange. Bras are expensive. I own 5 or 6, I think

[@skyloren4752]

I'm pretty sure it wasn't the fact that she owned four bras, I think it was the fact that she owned four and we were supposed to believe that she wouldn't recognise one, or at least find it plausible enough to be funny

[@polvrv1si0n15]

“Comment your name backwards” Me: uoy kcuf

[@siopalcakep2307]

Yag Era Ouy

[@lovely8524]

@@siopalcakep2307 Uoy truh ohw nmad

[@lixonzito2481]

ftw

[@Rie_Bot]

@@siopalcakep2307 tahw edud

[@siopalcakep2307]

mydW

[@swapbell]

I only subscribed for the beautiful masterpieces in the background

[@ItsEricaBeyetch]

You look like Steve Roger's before he became Captain America

[@ilikeartsandfarts8452]

HAHAHAHA HE FUCKING DOES

[@joelman1989]

I literally busted out laughing in ikea because of this. One of the best roasts I’ve seen. And I don’t feel bad for laughing because he seems like he can take a joke.

[@mysweetchord4464]

This is the perfect description.

[@nordensharal]

He could do this all day😛😛😂😂

[@vendatta8232]

he also looks like andy biersack from black veil brides

[@filipjecz]

I know that this is YEARS too late but that beginning skit deserves its own movie.