Plus eurotrips every weekend

[@daylight_EX]

You just fueling WikiFeet now. And FOR FREE!? In THIS economy!?

[@mirisch64]

...as taught by Caroline Konstar

[@Gfysimpletons]

I give her feet a 7

[@3rdalbum]

Wait, I came here to make the same comment.

[@abx024]

Who tf likes feet

[@milesblue638]

"Wearing thongs" has a totally different meaning down under.

[@strob5657]

The whiplash it gave me lmao

[@Olyfrun]

​@@strob5657I assumed it was an upside-down Aussie version of "the carpet matches the drapes" 😂

[@strob5657]

@@Olyfrun 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@LiloDaCosta]

it's unsual to see Havaianas in someone's buttocks

[@IshtarNike]

Down under?! Sounds like the same meaning to me 😂

[@rainbowcactus6774]

Fyi I spent 10 years as an australian in London (except I didnt know many other Australians) and then moved to a smaller UK city. The quality of life improvement is wild. If you stay in the UK for a while, I definitely recommend eventually leaving London once you have the career/connections etc.

[@mewv3]

Can I ask how did your QOL improve?

[@alandmunk3h]

Pint not = £7?

[@2222harrys]

Buy a ski jacket. They are warmer, lightweight and are waterproof. Get one with pockets inside so pickpockets can’t them your phone easily. Also invest in a smart watch to use any maps app and also some earphones with the noise cancelling off. Keep your ears out for thieves on bikes and also just danger and commotion you need to run away from.

[@kimbrolyy]

Or get a Clutchloop! Saved my friend's phone when she was taking a photo

[@sportscaryungred]

The audio goes out of sync near the end lol

[@SPOGGETT]

"THONGS???" that's what they call them in Australia???

[@Neojhun]

Yes, one of the most basic Aussie vocab.

[@scdl-m2z]

my jaw genuinely dropped

[@taylor....]

Yes and it's the same origin, a thin strap going between, but we both call the lingerie a G-string

[@stuartgilroy]

@@taylor.... Thanks, I knew flipflops were thongs but I never thought to ask what Aussies call thongs

[@mrsock3380]

You thought of bumfloss knickers didn't you.

[@becca1147]

Girl I'm german and recently got my phone snatched in London. This is too real 😭 be careful out there!!!

[@mildlydispleased3221]

Always keep a tight grip.

[@Miquelalalaa]

So sad what is happening to Europe 😢

[@mildlydispleased3221]

@@Miquelalalaa Nothing is happening to Europe mate, it's just a few twats on bikes.

[@Dinadan993]

The enthusiasm at the start😂😂😂😂

[@richarddavis6523]

The winter coat and flip flops is so accurate

[@WomanRoaring]

You called your shoes thongs! That's what they were called when I was a kid but in the 90s they became flip flops because now things are underwear that feel like you have a wedgie 😂

[@MrJm323]

Yeah, when I was growing up in the USA in the 1970s, they were "thongs".

[@raapyna8544]

Thongs for your feet, similar

[@belindabaker7963]

We call both things thongs just to be confusing. We also call crisps and hot chips, chips, just so we can be as confusing as possible 🤷‍♀️

[@SerendipityChild]

Aussies call those g-strings and t-strings

[@johnford7847]

Jenny is amazingly observant and clever. BTW, I had a friend from California who wore sandals all winter long - in Boston, MA, USA with 10+ inches of snow.

[@teuast]

Californian here, I think that's insane but also I wear shorts all winter in near-freezing temperatures and rain, because it dries faster once I get somewhere warm.

[@nelvis7]

This is hilarious. Love your work. You are amazing.

[@ianbonnick7640]

Clapham! It used to be Earl’s Court for aussies

[@ThistleBristleBerry]

RADIATORS ARE PEAKKK 🗣🗣

[@lolirot93]

I looked away after the coat bit and was very concerned when I heard “but still go out wearing thongs” only to see you meant sandals 😂

[@leeshapon]

Those aren’t sandals they’re flip flops

[@NinjaRafter]

concerned, were you?

[@El-camino-espana]

Both of you are wrong. They're jandals and always will be. Kiwi pride 🇳🇿

[@MrJm323]

They're "thongs". Sandals will have heel straps.

[@lolirot93]

@@NinjaRafter Yes because if she’s going out in a just a thong and a coat, she’s gonna freeze her arse off.

[@jo-anndougheney2733]

G'day from NSW, Australia. But any British accent would be fun to adopt though.😃 English, Scottish, Welsh, etc. We're Aussie's of Irish ancestry, so an Irish accent would've been fun for me. What not adopt a British accent? You've got a few to pick from mate.🙂 Enjoy the weather there.😒😄

[@qwmx]

Jenny, you're from Melbourne. Below 20 degrees celcius is the standard in winter.

[@jangkarbiru2360]

I am from Java, Indonesia. Love the cold London's weather which is milder than nippy countryside weather. I was born in the mountain range in Indonesia. Cold snap, hale stone rain, lightly frozen small water way and torrential 4 days heavy rain and constant instant darkness made me loving British weather. I missed bom sounding barrage of lightning sounds but London is picking up those loud lightnings lately😂❤

[@yazplatt]

Clapham really is the Aussie hotspot for some reason! The art of avoiding phone snatching is keep it in your pocket and turn on audio directions with AirPods/headphones. Stops you looking completely clueless too 😂

[@davew4998]

Clapham? It was Earl's Court in my day.

[@andym9571]

What was the name of the big Aussie pub ? The Church ?

[@davew4998]

@@andym9571 I can't remember now. I'm talking about the 80s, so that about 40 years ago now.

[@newbris]

@@andym9571yes

[@andym9571]

@@newbris 👍

[@Chase-t6e]

Just replace the last part with “other Canadians in Islington” and that’s fuckinnnn ME lmao

[@mrrolandlawrence]

So true about moving to Clapham. Its not all about Clapham though, there is South Clapham!

[@anthonyrybicki1000]

London is full of comedians from other nations so it must give inspiration because it is economically unaffordable .Weather is a mental construct so I never noticed fog.snow or ice when working in London. It takes only 30 years before you cease to notice the terrible climate.

[@Humifiedalien]

I LIVE THERE! LET ME FIND YOU!! (not in a weird way 😭😭)

[@mistermartindale838]

You are NAILING being a Londoner. Welcome to the thousands year old traditions of London, including being born in a different country, then hanging out with other people from that country. Look up why Brick Lane is called Brick Lane :)

[@always12lovemusic]

I looked it up and it just says: "It derives its current name from brick and tile manufacture started in the 15th century, which used the local brick earth deposits." From your comment, I was expecting something more exciting. Were you getting at something else?

[@kyo778]

Yeah nah. I live in southern Europe now and I'm blessed to be able to get to London in a few hours but also blessed to have Sydney like weather (minus scorching highs). You don't have to compromise Aussies!! Also don't come to southern Europe, we're full

[@sophiestaines5114]

Bro it’s currently -3 in the mornings when I leave the house in England it’s freezing

[@fredslipknot9]

Stupid fucking winter we should trade places with Italy

[@anthonyrybicki1000]

Character forming.

[@tomgamblemusic]

Go old school. Wear wool. I'm against clothes that rustle in London town 👍

[@ZhaoYun3154]

@nomnomjenny Hello. I was just curious, but do the producers of the show allow you to wear different clothes that you want to wear while you're recording besides the yellow uniform that you often wear or do you just really like that yellow uniform? Thank you.

[@lijuowl]

You choose a task outfit. Then the tasks can be mixed for the show without it being too obvious which were filmed on the same day.

[@johnbarker8305]

As a Canadian, i could wear shorts, t-shirt and, if needed, a windbreaker year round. Then, when it snows 1 cm and the city is paralyzed, i could reminisce about getting 20cm of snow in less than 4 hours and it having zero effect on city services

[@nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526]

Wait, you don't have mould in Australia? I am so jealous...

[@Bob_games103]

we do, she's just lucky.

[@RNS_Aurelius]

UK homes are more susceptible to it because of the climate.

[@always12lovemusic]

Yeah, I hear Melbourne rentals can be pretty rife with mould problems. There's definitely mould in Australia. I think it's just a bit easier to air things out because of the warmer weather though.

[@lequoiscontreonu]

​@@RNS_AureliusActually mould prefers warm weather and is mostly a problem in tropical countries. Brits brought this upon themselves by poor engineering- namely lack of gravity ventilation in buildings -this traps the moisture in. Also houses are not insulated so when its cold people close windows.

[@dan__stuff]

btw why did you acc move to london?

[@-Osiris-]

She's from Australia, it's a rite of passage

[@RNS_Aurelius]

I'm assuming there are more opportunities for comedians I can't see any other reason why.

[@tehjaxor]

Easier to get to Edinburgh fringe festival maybe! 😁

[@dan__stuff]

@@RNS_Aurelius yh that makes sense

[@ZacharyK-x5s]

London, great place to visit.. And leave as soon as possible.

[@SerendipityChild]

Subtle Aussie drawl persisting. Good job!

[@martinmartyn3030]

Thongs.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lennoxbaumbach390]

My first advice would be: LEAVE THAT CURSED ISLAND ASAP!

[@DorkaliciousAF]

As an Irish in the UK I recommend a structured programme of reverse colonization.

[@user94783]

I’m a Londoner and I do the phone thing too 😂

[@mofo02]

Wow how long is she in London for? I wish I lived back in London - if lucky white Xmas!

[@jamiejohnson2196]

Harringay green lanes represent

[@Yggdrasil42]

Wait, I thought you were only touring! If you're moving, does that mean there's a chance of a show in The Netherlands?

[@braddo7270]

Aussie accents ARE really just British accents on steroids 😂😂

[@artydean9892]

You doing a show in Birmingham at any point?

[@cliftonbarker9168]

Oh hun, come to LA and be famous. The weather is nice and there's a big industry here! Just go on a couple podcasts and you'll be in like flynn.

[@JerseyMikes88]

"Go to London, I guarantee you'll either be mugged or not appreciated. Catch the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway" Alan Partridge

[@Miquelalalaa]

POC

[@lequoiscontreonu]

Should be "calling at" not "stopping at" but otherwise is on point.

[@abx024]

Below 20 celsius?? Wild

[@snarkybritwithasword]

As a Clapham resident, I can confirm that the Aussie community is bigger than the native British one 😂😂

[@NiAlBlack]

Dehumidifier 🤣 In Germany we just open the window.

[@burakhorusjr.5061]

NO ACTUAL WAY ON THE FIRST CLIP YOU MADE THE VIDEO NEAR MY SCHOOL

[@mirisch64]

F E E T

[@veero8130]

Wait, why is a radiator weird?😂 don't you have them in Australia? I mean it's freaking cold in Melbourne in winter

[@jose-z2i3i]

That coat is great until you step down into the Tube and it's 35 degrees down there 🥵 then you have to either endure it, or take the massive coat off and struggle to hold it while standing up, trying to reach a pole to hold on around dozens of people, avoiding armpits, while protecting your bag and trying not to fall over...😮

[@susieenglish302]

1 move out of London 2 you need a bigger dehumidifier- that one wouldn't dry a child's sock 3 being a Londoner means you don't go out its too expensive

[@rrparker12]

Oh! I remember calling flip-flops 'thongs' back in the 80's! Nice.

[@williamobryan682]

Awwww nom nom . ❤

[@realkirbykart521]

Why does the audio become delayed halfway through the video?

[@Glitch_343]

As a Londoner, we are also shit at directions and get lost all the time (never as a Londoner for directions in London, always as a tourist). Google maps is a God send as i can just enter the location i want to go to, hit go, put my headphones in and start walking whilst listening to music and my phone in my pocket. Google maps will then interrupt when you need to cross the road etc. No risk of phone theft and you get to take in the views 👍

[@mimzi7974]

Bro ur first mistake was hanging out in Clapham

[@thespecialist75]

No radiators in the land down under?

[@jeremysun7365]

well, Sydney has mould too...

[@jaydunstan1618]

All Aussies are hustlers.

[@aidyg]

Feels like a theme is developing

[@LilyKilpatrick-rr7eb]

Thongs mean something different in the UK 😂😂

[@jordanmcgrory2171]

You forgot 'resist the urge to work in a pub' because all of your friends are doing it.

[@leftysheppey]

The dogs!

[@jiripeconka4494]

Oh but mould is a very familiar concept in crappy Aussie houses.

[@Elitist20]

Clapham now? In my day it was Fulham. But weekends have always been for s̶e̶a̶r̶c̶h̶ a̶n̶d̶ d̶e̶s̶t̶r̶o̶y̶ m̶i̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶s̶ t̶o̶ er, I mean trips to the continent.

[@DarkDennis1961]

Contemplate why you moved to London. Then tell me why you moved to London.

[@drewidlifestyle7883]

Americans at the first sentence 😮

[@recycledsteel3693]

None of you understood "Thong Song" did you?

[@pabo-qv3nx]

I've never understood people wearing flip flops in the cold.

[@sie4431]

Turnpike lane is back again

[@ameliemileva6459]

Please somebody explain what that phone snatching thing is about. I used to visit London nearly every year up until 2018 (so my childhood and teenage years) and i remember feeling very safe there in terms of big cities lol

[@sie4431]

I'm pretty sure you can get your phone stolen in many big cities but Jenny seems to think it's unique to London

[@tehjaxor]

Google "phone snatching London" - it's very common and is getting worse

[@JohnSmith-sm7ez]

Still is. Just too many people watching far too much shite on KZbin . Turns them into paranoid , fearful types

[@38Munchie]

@@sie4431 I read that it actually happened to her shortly after she arrived in London. She ran after the culprit and he was challenged by other members of the public and she got it back - True story!

[@lequoiscontreonu]

​@@JohnSmith-sm7ez. There are signs everywhere in London, put on by police to look out for "gadget grabbers".

[@Paranoidandro1d1]

Live in Clapham should be the first part of the video

[@ianwalters3485]

From Epping in Melbourne.......... 😂😂😂😂😂

[@CountGremlin]

In Florida, we call em chanclas, and also wear them when it's a freezing 60°F outside 😂

[@SirReginaldBumquistIII]

She asked gpt to write aussie isms and presents ot as comdedy.

[@notreallydavid]

Is Clapham the new Earls Court? I'm out of touch.

[@nuclearpoweredbrain2211]

Britain is an island. I wore a Hawaiian shirt.

[@thomasVerne]

Mould can be quit common in Tassie

[@sfw99]

"Flip-flops"

[@luminair123]

Time to come back mate 😁

[@leoc3321]

wearing what 💀 . . anybody else from the states 😭

[@Skyehye3113]

Do not refer to them as thongs outside Australia trust me lmao

[@Emipac666]

I’m an Australian too... ?

[@craighiggs3029]

Don't call them thongs in London,lol. That means something different.

[@Mishel37856]

😂😂😂❤

[@Kat-Kobold]

i forgot that the colonial folk refer to flip flops as "thongs"

[@cahoony85]

Hold on, did you call your flips flops a thong 😂

[@zeke6099]

Wait you moved?! WHY?!

[@Dryoshidude]

We've got plenty of mould in Australia Jenny. You're just privileged.

[@MrJm323]

Is it "mould" or "mold"? Isn't a mould something you pour a hot liquid into to allow it to firm up to make a solid shape? How would you spell it if saying, "He broke the mould!"?

[@Dryoshidude]

​@@MrJm323 Depends where you live. One of those words where the Brit/Aus has an extra U

[@thesila2000]

All the comedians i thought they were brits are Australians -_-

[@DancingLedge]

Ahh I just knew there would be someone bleating on about how great it is if you move out of London and how much better the people are Yep all true Those small town folk will give you the shirt off their backs, you can leave your doors wide open and come back home and people will actually have left pies and money for you instead of stealing stuff, everyone is super jolly and nice. No grumpiness up there Oh and don’t forget that racism absolutely doesn’t exist anywhere outside London 😉

[@waveril5167]

How many of those phones get snatched from actual londoners/brits?

[@J1ngleM4]

Plenty

[@sie4431]

All of them

[@tehjaxor]

All too common in London

[@andym9571]

How many of those phones are actually snatched BY Brits ? Not many

[@sie4431]

@andym9571 All of them

[@JohannesFrei-b7n]

Is Aussie Slang for Asian?

[@daniel-1489]

Australian

[@PakistaniBritish.]

-4 in Manchester 💀

[@Imjsaverage]

Bro your phone wont get snatched just dont walk with your phone out

[@literally-just-a-leaf]

20° is luxuriously hot what do you mean

[@DorkaliciousAF]

Topkek you've met someone you really like, haven't you? Stuck here now! 🙌

[@Tjalie-j6i]

Don't wear an expensive watch, and don't look certain individuals on the street in the eye, you'll get stabbed in London if you do. Ooh, don't wear your Gucci or your Chanel items either!!

[@PeBlackthorn]

Havaianas mentioned 🎉🇧🇷💚💛💙🤍💙💛💚🥳🎊